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author: Eric Wagoner
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date: '2002-04-25T11:06:40'
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title: Bible Contents
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Items found inside a nice discarded Bible discovered while cleaning trash on our property:
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* A letter from a relative turning down a request for money and explaining why other family members would burn in hell
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* A full page ad from a Penthouse magazine for the Pam and Tommy video
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* A full page ad from a Mopar Action magazine for checks with classic cars on them
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* A full page ad from a Penthouse magazine for an herbal supplement that boosts male performance
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* A magazine ad for the Jerry Springer "Too Hot for TV!" video
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* A scrap of paper on which is written "Creed Dont sittle no skor"
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* A full page ad from Penthouse magazine for penile enlargement surgery
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* A scrap of paper with information about an order from Eastbay, a sporting goods company
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* A scrap of paper with citations for eight bible passages
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* A photo of a truck in front of a mobile home
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* A photo of a tractor
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* A photo of a station wagon
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* An envelope with citations for four bible passages and the note "God gave "_Adam_ " charge over creation and his wife Eve. So when Eve was deceived who did the God call to in verse 9 of chapter 3?"
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* A piece of paper on which is written "If you wen't camp and you woke up with a ruber hanging from your ass would you tell iney bity." |