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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2002-07-20T01:37:27'
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title: Overheard at the Farmers' Market
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Overheard at the farmers' market (from people under 3 feet tall): 

  * (while looking at a rooster) "Don't touch it. It might be poisonous!"
  * (while examining bins of produce) "It's a weed." "It is not a weed!"
  * "It looks like you live on a farm."