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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2002-04-01T04:41:09'
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title: Alton Brown writes
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Alton Brown's [latest rant & rave](http://www.altonbrown.com/pages/rants.html): a simple story about a spontaneous nuclear fission in a tomato, or an allegory about something innocent gone horribly, horribly wrong?