--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '2000-10-03T06:26:06' draft: false title: Three wishes, in no particular --- Three wishes, in no particular order: * That the refrain to the Baha Men's smash hit single [_Who Let the Dogs Out (Woof Woof Woof)_](http://www.hit-haven.com/b/bahamen/who/who.htm) wasn't so catchy. * That the mascot for [the University of Georgia](http://www.uga.edu) wasn't the bulldog. * That I could reasonably expect to [tune in to NPR](http://search.npr.org/cf/cmn/cmnpd01fm.cfm?PrgDate=10/03/2000&PrgID=2) and not have the song played at me. I realize thay consider all things, but upon further consideration, they should have left that out. I'd rather go back to [_The Grand Old Duke of York_](/archive/2000_02_13_archive.html#58477), thank you very much.