--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '2000-07-20T02:08:57' draft: false title: 'Lisa: You like musicals don''t' --- Lisa: _You like musicals don't you dad?_ Homer: _No, I don't, I think they're bad. They're fake and phony and totally wrong._ Bart: _Wake up dad, you're singing a song._ Since I've already mentioned lyrics, here's [The Simpsons Song Lyrics Archive](http://www.snpp.com/guides/lyrics_list.html). They've got them all. Even the one-liners.