--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '2000-02-15T03:54:41' draft: false title: Zim's Crack Creme is not --- [Zim's Crack Creme](http://www.crackcream.com/) is not at all a smooth dairy dessert made from crystalized coca extract, but rather a medicated skin salve. When watching the TV commercial half asleep at 1 in the morning, however, I wasn't so sure.