const searchDocuments = [{"created_at":"Sun Dec 11 19:12:25 +0000 2022","id_str":"1602018485479030785","full_text":"Every day the owner here posts things more vile than the last.<br><br>I'm continuing to ruthlessly cut my follows list and am only coming by here to catch up on those of you I can't follow anywhere else. The quicker the servers here burn to the ground, the better.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 05 02:24:31 +0000 2022","id_str":"1599590511412621312","full_text":"I understand why some of you are still here and I keep returning to see you. I feel morally obligated not to like your posts (see previous tweet) but I really want to because I do, in fact, like them.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 05 02:24:00 +0000 2022","id_str":"1599590380965892096","full_text":"I've started paring down my follows list. I hate knowing that even my insignificant social graph is adding value to the owner and the business he is trying to attract.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 28 04:39:40 +0000 2022","id_str":"1597087807973228544","full_text":"So my short writing is going to mastodon (<a href=\"http://toots.kestrelsnest.social/@eric\">http://toots.kestrelsnest.social/@eric</a> ) and my photos are going to pixelfed (<a href=\"http://pix.kestrelsnest.social/@eric\">http://pix.kestrelsnest.social/@eric</a>) so it's only natural I round out the space with a place for my longer writing.<br><br>Kestrel's Nest the blog is back!<br><br><a href=\"https://blog.kestrelsnest.social/posts/2022-11-27-like-the-legend-of-the-phoenix/\">https://blog.kestrelsnest.social/posts/2022-11-27-like-the-legend-of-the-phoenix/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 21:20:36 +0000 2022","id_str":"1595165374009708544","full_text":"I went from relying on crowded overtaxed instances to having my own, all while still coming off a ketamine high.<br><br>The server costs $20ish/mo, and just having it will prod me to do a bunch of other stuff that's been kicking around in my head. Suddenly it's 2000 again, only easier.","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 21:17:56 +0000 2022","id_str":"1595164700991721472","full_text":"Finding <a href=\"http://yunohost.org\">http://yunohost.org</a> made it super easy to set up my own federated sites and fully commit to Not Here. <br><br>In less than an hour, I bought a domain name, bought a virtual machine from DigitalOcean, and set up Mastodon, PixelFed, Gitea, and some other toys to play with.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 18:31:06 +0000 2022","id_str":"1595122719741415450","full_text":"Speaking of mastodon, I also took the opportunity to set up my own instance of that too. I use the migration tools so it should be seamless for everyone but for the record my short form text  now goes to <a href=\"https://toots.kestrelsnest.social/@eric\">https://toots.kestrelsnest.social/@eric</a><br><br>It too has an RSS feed for your own tooling.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 18:17:53 +0000 2022","id_str":"1595119391544414224","full_text":"I’ve been posting photos to instagram for twelve years as “ewagoner”.<br><br>Going forward, I’m also posting to Pixelfed, a federated system that dovetails with mastodon. You can find me there at <a href=\"https://pix.kestrelsnest.social/eric\">https://pix.kestrelsnest.social/eric</a><br><br>There’s an RSS feed there as well if you wanna follow your way.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 21:20:03 +0000 2022","id_str":"1594802847668903937","full_text":"I’m @ewagoner@mastodon.social over there. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1594786136475734016\">https://twitter.com/IanColdwater/status/1594786136475734016</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 03:46:41 +0000 2022","id_str":"1594537759179694081","full_text":"You can create selfies of a handful of react emojis, and I like that. I enjoy seeing my friends making heart eyes. <br><br>My first friend there enjoys middle finger “flippies” and so all my react pics are variations on that. <br><br>Probably should change that at some point. Not today tho.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 03:36:24 +0000 2022","id_str":"1594535172086517762","full_text":"Turns out it’s even more fun now that I have a few friends. I really get an emotional lift from all of us lifting our heads and checking in with one another. “I’m still here!”<br><br>This is me: <a href=\"https://bere.al/ewagoner\">https://bere.al/ewagoner</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 03:35:00 +0000 2022","id_str":"1594534817462353920","full_text":"One place you can find me is BeReal. One picture a day and everyone posts at about the same time. Most the time I’ve been there I’ve been friendless but I still liked to it just for me.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 20 03:16:33 +0000 2022","id_str":"1594167788175769600","full_text":"Welp, just saw the news. Was already transitioning away but that was my red line. The only other things I’ll post on here is where you can find me. <br><br>🫡","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 06:26:28 +0000 2022","id_str":"1593490804739256320","full_text":"I’ve made my share of questionable decisions, sure, but getting a hot tub and then watching meteor showers in it was not one.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 05:47:30 +0000 2022","id_str":"1593481000310476800","full_text":"Same, tbh. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1593452550237618176\">https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1593452550237618176</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 04:02:47 +0000 2022","id_str":"1593454646341046273","full_text":"“Three hour sessions”, sure, but you’re pretty much useless the whole rest of the day. <br><br>And even then I had to do a whole lot more than they wanted me to, just being a parent and an adult with responsibilities.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 04:01:13 +0000 2022","id_str":"1593454253116620800","full_text":"I’ll keep taking ketamine for a while, but at home on my own in a safe space. Twice a week, 300-400mg, but now I can do it in the evening and not have to miss entire days of work. The amount of time it required was the most surprising thing of this whole regimen.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 03:57:25 +0000 2022","id_str":"1593453298324893698","full_text":"Here’s a guide to the effects of various doses of ketamine. It stops at 150-200mg with “complete ego dissolution”. <br><br><a href=\"https://psychedelictimes.com/a-dosing-guide-for-using-ketamine-for-psychedelic-therapy/\">https://psychedelictimes.com/a-dosing-guide-for-using-ketamine-for-psychedelic-therapy/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 03:56:54 +0000 2022","id_str":"1593453166443446273","full_text":"Had my last ketamine assisted therapy session today. Took 400mg, which is a fuck ton of ketamine, and my brain has been kinda scrambled all day. Catching up on my timeline here is all kinds of surreal.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 03:29:09 +0000 2022","id_str":"1593446182436556801","full_text":"I joined Twitter in January of 2007. My online farmers market system was written with the same framework and even shared server space with Twitter for several years. <br><br>Yeah, this place became a hellscape for a while but it was getting better. I hate seeing it gutted like this.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 28 02:57:18 +0000 2022","id_str":"1563722364352954370","full_text":"Also summer baker for a large Boy Scout camp, several tutoring gigs, high school substitute teacher, GIS digitizer for electric utility (that I spun into a software development career), and a few other one off gigs. At one point I had five jobs and was taking 21 credit hours.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 28 00:18:09 +0000 2022","id_str":"1563682311207632896","full_text":"AM radio weekend DJ, newspaper reporter, student body VP, several on campus food service jobs, atmospheric physics modeling, computer center user consultant, various astrophysics software development and data analysis projects. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1563162694294810627\">https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1563162694294810627</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 27 23:39:54 +0000 2022","id_str":"1563672683925102595","full_text":"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida <a href=\"https://twitter.com/confusatron/status/1563232687393230850\">https://twitter.com/confusatron/status/1563232687393230850</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 24 03:46:00 +0000 2022","id_str":"1562285065874587649","full_text":"Well, I totally failed in planning my weekend properly. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1562285065874587649-Fa5Z_MKWYAEzxa_.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1562285065874587649-Fa5Z_MKWYAEzxa_.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 22 22:34:34 +0000 2022","id_str":"1561844302459928579","full_text":"Clever / shady as hell. Whichever. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/Curve125/status/1561508641953517571\">https://twitter.com/Curve125/status/1561508641953517571</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 26 18:20:20 +0000 2016","id_str":"813449382905479168","full_text":"Vera Rubin, pioneering woman astrophysicist, discoverer of 1st evidence of dark matter, general badass, has passed. <a href=\"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vera_Rubin\">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vera_Rubin</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 26 03:30:56 +0000 2016","id_str":"813225556359741440","full_text":"Started a game I gave myself for *last* Christmas: Shadow of Mordor. I love how they managed to make new stories in a world I know so well.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 07:44:40 +0000 2016","id_str":"812927023337312256","full_text":"It is amazing how much chocolate you can fit inside some kilt hose. #daddysstocking","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 06:22:44 +0000 2016","id_str":"812906403551739904","full_text":"Best bargain bin find of the season turned out to be this wrapping paper with a one inch grid printed on the reverse. There’s no going back.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 04:30:10 +0000 2016","id_str":"812878077093183488","full_text":"Even with UPS losing the two main gifts I ordered for the girls, I think Santa did ok this year. UPS was wildly irresponsible, though.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 02:25:43 +0000 2016","id_str":"812846756216061952","full_text":"“Wonderful Christmastime” might be the most compelling evidence that the real Paul died in 1966. It makes lookalike Paul $400k/year, though.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 24 02:36:50 +0000 2016","id_str":"812487166463012868","full_text":"\"Everything Will Change This Christmas: The Ballad of Hans Gruber\" is a great new song by Four Eyes here in Athens. <a href=\"https://foureyesathens.bandcamp.com/album/everything-will-change-this-christmas-the-ballad-of-hans-gruber\">https://foureyesathens.bandcamp.com/album/everything-will-change-this-christmas-the-ballad-of-hans-gruber</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 19 18:52:38 +0000 2016","id_str":"810920795514044416","full_text":"One of my favorite beings on the internet passed a few days ago at age 21. Rest well, The Bear, aka @MYSADCAT. T_T <a href=\"http://www.tom-cox.com/2016/12/goodbye-kind-friend-rip-bear-1995-2016.html\">http://www.tom-cox.com/2016/12/goodbye-kind-friend-rip-bear-1995-2016.html</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 19 15:26:46 +0000 2016","id_str":"810868987353591809","full_text":"It took me a year, but last night I finished Dragon Age 3 and all the expansions. Well done, Bioware!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 14 16:25:30 +0000 2016","id_str":"809071828996132865","full_text":"This week I experienced the terror of promising something I didn’t know how to do on crazy tight deadlines and the exhilaration of success.","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 13 16:27:25 +0000 2016","id_str":"808709923643265025","full_text":"Had to miss this because I’m scrambling in my home office preparing a final deliverable later today for my remote work job. Oh, the irony. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/TamaraNeff/status/808708617486692352\">https://twitter.com/TamaraNeff/status/808708617486692352</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 30 22:23:04 +0000 2016","id_str":"804088384478203904","full_text":"On 11/1 I made the final payment on a $90k debt that I’ve been paying off for 12 years. Tomorrow that money goes to another debt. #progress","favorite_count":"14","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 29 17:34:25 +0000 2016","id_str":"803653353486086149","full_text":"The president-elect is now on the record saying dissidents should be stripped of their citizenship. And I’m on the record saying I dissent.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 27 16:04:31 +0000 2016","id_str":"802905954547335168","full_text":"Did a little server migration in the middle of the night and made locallygrown run twice as fast. Well worth a few yawns today. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/802905954547335168-CyR-tLMXEAAigJj.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/802905954547335168-CyR-tLMXEAAigJj.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 23 23:50:32 +0000 2016","id_str":"801573679662583808","full_text":"All done in the Empire State Building. Saddled up and on to a new adventure come Monday. Such is the life of an @iinteractive hired gun!","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 18:33:26 +0000 2016","id_str":"800769104919478272","full_text":"A Federal judge, while on duty: “If you do not like that Trump is president, you need to go to another country.” <a href=\"http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/306879-texas-judge-if-you-dont-like-trump-go-to-another-country\">http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/306879-texas-judge-if-you-dont-like-trump-go-to-another-country</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 15 17:22:32 +0000 2016","id_str":"798576933806206976","full_text":"Here’s some good news. And a wonderful music video.  <a href=\"https://thefutureheart.com/2016/09/29/steve-burns-steven-drozd-stevensteven-flaming-lips-blues-clues-kids-childrens-album-foreverywhere/\">https://thefutureheart.com/2016/09/29/steve-burns-steven-drozd-stevensteven-flaming-lips-blues-clues-kids-childrens-album-foreverywhere/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 10 18:40:01 +0000 2016","id_str":"796784495395540993","full_text":"It’s already starting. Maybe if we’re vigilant &amp; help how we can, it’ll be known this isn’t tolerated &amp; dissipates. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656\">https://twitter.com/i/moments/796417517157830656</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 10 03:42:24 +0000 2016","id_str":"796558599027851264","full_text":"The new Dirk Gently series on BBC America is pretty great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 08 16:24:58 +0000 2016","id_str":"796025730815692800","full_text":"I’m voting for nine elected positions today. In six, the incumbent is running unopposed. For utilities commissioner, it’s R vs L. #nochoice","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 08 00:53:04 +0000 2016","id_str":"795791211198115849","full_text":"I’m super late to the party, but I went to my first Harry Potter con over the weekend. Hearing “Draco &amp; The Malfoys” play was pretty great.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 01:55:10 +0000 2016","id_str":"794719676374851584","full_text":"I’m about to watch the 1970s Russian live action The Hobbit movie. Only with dirty subtitles. #CONjuration","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 03 21:52:52 +0000 2016","id_str":"794296309431889921","full_text":"Athens bore as much sorrow and loss as I’ve ever seen this week, and this is why. <a href=\"http://www.bridgesfuneral.com/book-of-memories/2764065/Conroy-Laura/obituary.php\">http://www.bridgesfuneral.com/book-of-memories/2764065/Conroy-Laura/obituary.php</a><br><br>Rest easier, Laura.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 27 00:21:05 +0000 2016","id_str":"791434506511257600","full_text":"Well, now I know how to turn off the alarm system the landlord had told me was inoperative. <br><br>Related: the fire truck gets here *fast*.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 24 20:00:51 +0000 2016","id_str":"790644242817380352","full_text":"Bugs on Drugs: <a href=\"https://athensscienceobserver.com/2016/10/19/addiction-research-gets-ant-sy/\">https://athensscienceobserver.com/2016/10/19/addiction-research-gets-ant-sy/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 05:37:10 +0000 2016","id_str":"789339724804677632","full_text":"Dang it, video game! Why’d you have to go and give me feelings for? #dragonage #cole #trauma #forgiveness","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 15:27:31 +0000 2016","id_str":"783690084470194176","full_text":"“I just want to enjoy being alive.”<br><br>RT @SarahCAndersen: <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/783690084470194176-CuAsoYvWgAATfJo.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/783690084470194176-CuAsoYvWgAATfJo.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 21:57:44 +0000 2016","id_str":"782338735534989313","full_text":"“Dad, you’re a nerd and Vivian’s a nerd. I think maybe I’m a nerd too.”<br><br>❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 15:57:36 +0000 2016","id_str":"782248106519912448","full_text":"The Bear turns 21 and is going into a well-earned retirement, writing his existential novel. I love that sad cat. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/cox_tom/status/781901615192088576\">https://twitter.com/cox_tom/status/781901615192088576</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 15:22:28 +0000 2016","id_str":"782239265078046721","full_text":"No one understands Donald Trump like the horny narcissist who created Dilbert: <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/09/dilbert_creator_scott_adams_gets_trump_like_no_one_else.html\">http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2016/09/dilbert_creator_scott_adams_gets_trump_like_no_one_else.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 28 22:51:48 +0000 2016","id_str":"781265177471836160","full_text":"A certain person’s use of the “word” braggadocious brings to mind MC Frontalot’s rhyming mastery with “Braggadocio” <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuBgZbMNg0\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPuBgZbMNg0</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 01:11:44 +0000 2016","id_str":"779126067135152128","full_text":"Young Fresh Fellows playing over the liquor store speakers. Complemented the clerk. He says another guy chose it. “He’s into ‘old hipster’.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 21 04:25:01 +0000 2016","id_str":"778449932873109504","full_text":"Saw the green flash from the setting sun on the way to the airport. First time I’ve ever seen it in person. Nice way to end my stay.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 20 23:06:09 +0000 2016","id_str":"778369687037935616","full_text":"When your boat’s rope is tied<br>to a fixed length of line<br>that’s a mooring<br><br>Thanks! I’ll be here all week! No, wait. I fly home this evening.","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 23:34:01 +0000 2016","id_str":"777289535826726912","full_text":"One thing I’ve learned here: I was wrong to dismiss Star Trek Continues out of hand. It’s an impressive achievement. <a href=\"http://startrekcontinues.com\">http://startrekcontinues.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 15 06:19:53 +0000 2016","id_str":"776304513921593344","full_text":"I’ve always thought major airports were pretty much all the same, but I’ve never been to one before that didn’t have any walls. #kona","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 12 17:30:53 +0000 2016","id_str":"775386210185449474","full_text":"In 48 hours, I get on a plane for another 12 hours. #soexcite #yokel #startrekbirthdayvacation","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 15:37:20 +0000 2016","id_str":"773545698528755712","full_text":"Five beautiful books for only five monthly installments of $74. <a href=\"http://www.eastonpress.com/prod/A09/0193/TOLKIEN-CLASSICS\">http://www.eastonpress.com/prod/A09/0193/TOLKIEN-CLASSICS</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 14:42:46 +0000 2016","id_str":"773531963034566656","full_text":"The Crippling Isolation Caused by the Self-Doubt of the Imposter Syndrome <br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqhUHyVpAwE\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqhUHyVpAwE</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 23:06:15 +0000 2016","id_str":"772571508518649856","full_text":"@gderekadams I hadn’t realized the mf’n puppies had made the awards their cause célèbre. Ugh.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 30 14:32:04 +0000 2016","id_str":"770630168780140544","full_text":"Current status: <a href=\"http://youtu.be/5tuHIhXyxrI\">http://youtu.be/5tuHIhXyxrI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 25 22:11:52 +0000 2016","id_str":"768933940530929664","full_text":"I dunno if hard core trash-talking rap is your thing, but this video is pretty great: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 20:38:47 +0000 2016","id_str":"768185742501695489","full_text":"This is a pretty great cover of Bohemian Rhapsody. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/KqEiWN44L3M\">https://youtu.be/KqEiWN44L3M</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 14:31:05 +0000 2016","id_str":"766281267491008512","full_text":"Into the blue again after the money's gone.<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCY0aeUx-Ns\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCY0aeUx-Ns</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 16 11:13:18 +0000 2016","id_str":"765506717706817536","full_text":"20 months ago I had rotator cuff surgery. Today, my financial and health information is for sale on the dark web. <a href=\"https://www.databreaches.net/athens-orthopedic-clinic-incident-response-leaves-patients-in-the-dark-and-out-of-pocket-for-protection/\">https://www.databreaches.net/athens-orthopedic-clinic-incident-response-leaves-patients-in-the-dark-and-out-of-pocket-for-protection/</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 22:33:21 +0000 2016","id_str":"765315469549113344","full_text":"As Vivian was describing what she wanted for a birthday cake, I was thinking “oh right — I need to make a birthday cake”.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 11 00:49:21 +0000 2016","id_str":"763537755301380096","full_text":"Vivian’s birthday is coming up &amp; I asked her to make a wish list. One of the items on it is “teleportation”.<br><br>Never a dull moment over here.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 08 03:23:29 +0000 2016","id_str":"762489381152104453","full_text":"Tarzan: Legolas of the Jungle","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 04 04:25:42 +0000 2016","id_str":"761055485416005632","full_text":"The permafrost is melting, releasing long-dormant diseases that are killing people in Siberia. 2016 has everything. <a href=\"http://boingboing.net/2016/08/03/siberian-heat-wave-unleashes-d.html\">http://boingboing.net/2016/08/03/siberian-heat-wave-unleashes-d.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 04 03:44:02 +0000 2016","id_str":"761045001853739012","full_text":"Moving made me realize I had way too many t-shirts. I told myself for every one I kept, I had to let one go. I let go 49, and it was hard.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 13:06:47 +0000 2016","id_str":"760461845312307200","full_text":"Donald and Hobbes. Lordy. <a href=\"https://imgur.com/gallery/xDHOS\">https://imgur.com/gallery/xDHOS</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 14:06:36 +0000 2016","id_str":"758302572327428096","full_text":"My weekly one on one conversation with my supervisor at @iinteractive  went pretty well this week. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/758302572327428096-CoYIKw3WIAEKBkp.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/758302572327428096-CoYIKw3WIAEKBkp.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"13","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 25 01:23:02 +0000 2016","id_str":"757385638022873088","full_text":"“In general, sounds are caused not by the end of the world but by fluctuations in air pressure.” Krakatoa, man. <a href=\"http://nautil.us/issue/38/noise/the-sound-so-loud-that-it-circled-the-earth-four-times\">http://nautil.us/issue/38/noise/the-sound-so-loud-that-it-circled-the-earth-four-times</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 25 01:12:14 +0000 2016","id_str":"757382919295995904","full_text":"Did y’all know you can buy your very own working Strandbeest for a mere $35? You can. <a href=\"http://www.strandbeest.com/shop/index_usa.php\">http://www.strandbeest.com/shop/index_usa.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 21:43:29 +0000 2016","id_str":"756605612453224449","full_text":"This boat is carrying a deck of cards for me and I can watch it in real time. It’s weird living in the future. <a href=\"http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:412992/mmsi:353785000/vessel:CHISWICK%20BRIDGE\">http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:412992/mmsi:353785000/vessel:CHISWICK%20BRIDGE</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 19:41:25 +0000 2016","id_str":"756574892657668096","full_text":"(2/2) Last week, they shut down that side of their business. <a href=\"http://blog.farmigo.com/thank-you-farmigo-csa-software/\">http://blog.farmigo.com/thank-you-farmigo-csa-software/</a> I wonder what I could’ve done with $13 million.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 19:39:48 +0000 2016","id_str":"756574485965307904","full_text":"(1/2) A year ago, Farmigo raised $16 million to compete with my Locallygrown online farmers market software. <a href=\"https://techcrunch.com/2015/09/30/farmigo-series-b/\">https://techcrunch.com/2015/09/30/farmigo-series-b/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 18:58:14 +0000 2016","id_str":"756564023907348480","full_text":"“Man, I love losing teeth!”<br><br>Kids are weird.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 15:17:55 +0000 2016","id_str":"756508581663543296","full_text":"Last week, my employer @iinteractive sent me &amp; a gang of co-workers to Utah for the OpenWest conference. Our notes: <a href=\"https://iinteractive.com/notebook/2016/07/22/openwest-2016-recap.html\">https://iinteractive.com/notebook/2016/07/22/openwest-2016-recap.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 01:14:30 +0000 2016","id_str":"755571551680995329","full_text":"First day of school is in exactly three weeks &amp; I just finished school supply shopping, about two and a half weeks earlier than ever before.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 22:29:57 +0000 2016","id_str":"755167755767341056","full_text":"Everyone I know has been raving about Ghostbusters yet my girls and I are literally the only ones in this theater. #aintafraidofnoghost","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 15 20:44:13 +0000 2016","id_str":"754053980531994624","full_text":"Oh, wow. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/754049284203511811\">https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/754049284203511811</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 14 20:30:42 +0000 2016","id_str":"753688191199285248","full_text":"Current #OpenWest session: “What NetHack lacks in graphics, it makes up with characters (spoilers)”<br><br>Yes, it’s 2016.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 14 02:25:47 +0000 2016","id_str":"753415163038961664","full_text":"Always weird to be photographed mid-spellcast. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/genehack/status/753398055504846848\">https://twitter.com/genehack/status/753398055504846848</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 17:44:46 +0000 2016","id_str":"753284047510515712","full_text":"Updated my Twitter profile. Seemed like it was time. I hadn’t changed it since I created my account, back in January. Of 2007.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 16:11:47 +0000 2016","id_str":"753260644544094208","full_text":"“Our community is only as awesome as the worst behavior we tolerate.” Extremely wise quote from @joshsimmons at his #OpenWest keynote.","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"8"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 15:22:09 +0000 2016","id_str":"753248155072737280","full_text":"I’m out at the #OpenWest conference with a group of work peeps. Topics include nerdy things like web servers, soldering, &amp; fountain pens.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 15:17:44 +0000 2016","id_str":"753247043284447232","full_text":"OH: “I only collect Pokemon that look like penguins.”<br><br>Damned hipsters.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 09:26:43 +0000 2016","id_str":"752796320050667520","full_text":"Related: I’m on my way to Utah.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 09:25:17 +0000 2016","id_str":"752795957339783168","full_text":"It’s been an exhausting and stressful week. What’s the least amount of prepared one can be for a cross-continental trip? I think I’m there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 01:42:06 +0000 2016","id_str":"751592233053347840","full_text":"“Doom and death, doom and death, it’s always doom and death. Out behind the old McDonald’s, it’s just doom and death.” <br><br>Oh, six year olds.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 00:50:29 +0000 2016","id_str":"751579243105099777","full_text":"I’m currently at that “why am I such a disgusting materialistic slob” stage of moving, getting the last bits of stuff out of the apartment.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 16:24:54 +0000 2016","id_str":"750727229831806976","full_text":"“I’m not getting a motorcycle when I grow up because when I take my baby fox to the vet he might run away. That’s why I’m getting a car.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 12:59:58 +0000 2016","id_str":"750675659735916545","full_text":"First major mistake of the move: I am at my new house, ready to begin my work day, and all my coffee making supplies are at the old house.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 03:23:46 +0000 2016","id_str":"750530652412444672","full_text":"Both girls were so good tonight as I moved several more loads of stuff over to the new house. DQ Blizzards all around!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 05 00:35:33 +0000 2016","id_str":"750125932720054272","full_text":"Finished most of the living room and all of the bathroom stuff. Now I’ve mainly my bedroom/office and the kitchen, and they’re dense rooms.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 18:57:06 +0000 2016","id_str":"750040759945003009","full_text":"I got two bedrooms moved. That’s a good start, and we can sleep in the new house tonight. Now my bedroom, bathroom, living room, &amp; kitchen.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 30 23:31:21 +0000 2016","id_str":"748660222474993664","full_text":"The company I work for is 100% work-at-home. For one of my co-workers, home is an RV on the road. <a href=\"http://iinteractive.com/notebook/2016/06/30/meet-jay-hannah.html\">http://iinteractive.com/notebook/2016/06/30/meet-jay-hannah.html</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 19:34:33 +0000 2016","id_str":"748238245385887745","full_text":"The UPS guy dropped off 35 cubic feet of empty cardboard boxes today. More come tomorrow. I’ve got two weeks to relocate. #saddleup","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 21 23:35:35 +0000 2016","id_str":"745399800330346496","full_text":"My insulated mug holds 32 ounces, which means I’ve gotten pretty good at mixing mega cocktails to take to the pool. #giantdarkandstormy","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 18:58:14 +0000 2016","id_str":"744242839287119877","full_text":"New use for wireless screen sharing: hijacking my daughter’s TV with my phone and writing a note to tell her it’s time for lunch.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 18:26:06 +0000 2016","id_str":"742785197528190976","full_text":"I’ve heard great things on the SiriusXM kid’s channel, but I didn’t expect to hear a Beastie Boys song made better: <a href=\"https://soundcloud.com/uncledox/squirrels\">https://soundcloud.com/uncledox/squirrels</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 17:31:20 +0000 2016","id_str":"742771415494078464","full_text":"“I know I keep saying I wanna hang out, we should get coffee, etc., but then we never do…” <a href=\"http://moosekleenex.tumblr.com/post/145542551614/this-is-for-a-few-people\">http://moosekleenex.tumblr.com/post/145542551614/this-is-for-a-few-people</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 15:40:41 +0000 2016","id_str":"742381182504062980","full_text":"Skyrim remastered for my Xbox One? Yes, please! <a href=\"http://kotaku.com/skyrim-is-being-remastered-1781858557\">http://kotaku.com/skyrim-is-being-remastered-1781858557</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 21:28:15 +0000 2016","id_str":"742106262226096129","full_text":"NE Georgia residents find it manageable incorporating the 'plant slate' into one’s routine with fresh produce... <a href=\"http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/m/section/199/article/117423/\">http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/m/section/199/article/117423/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 23:08:03 +0000 2016","id_str":"741406601274359808","full_text":"I love how my daughter introduces herself to strangers: “Hi, I’m Juniper Wagoner. I’m named after a tree!”","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 21:23:02 +0000 2016","id_str":"740293010848665605","full_text":"Coming to Athens, GA in late August: The Condom 5k Fun Run, promoting safe, consensual sex &amp; pregnancy prevention. <a href=\"http://www.condom5k.com\">http://www.condom5k.com</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat May 28 12:03:57 +0000 2016","id_str":"736528435212890112","full_text":"Lesson learned. I’ll make sure my next lease has a “no roof work at 7am on a Saturday” clause.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 27 04:50:15 +0000 2016","id_str":"736056902379962369","full_text":"I’m officiating a wedding on Saturday &amp; one of the brides reminded me not to forget the rubber chickens, so life’s treating me pretty well.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 18 18:51:49 +0000 2016","id_str":"733007200948477952","full_text":"The Cards Against Humanity company is on-point, again. <a href=\"https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/trump/\">https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/trump/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 17 21:10:24 +0000 2016","id_str":"732679686564773888","full_text":"Leia. Leia! LEIA!<br><br>🎶 Danger Zone! 🎶<br><br><a href=\"https://vimeo.com/165386109\">https://vimeo.com/165386109</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 16:08:41 +0000 2016","id_str":"731878983114100736","full_text":"Over 1 million people are buried on a strip of land in NYC that’s off-limits to the public <a href=\"http://nyti.ms/27oLswC\">http://nyti.ms/27oLswC</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 02:40:12 +0000 2022","id_str":"1559007015728545792","full_text":"This is my favorite movie, period. I’ve never seen the 287 minute version so looks like I’ll need to subscribe to this for a bit. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/Criterion/status/1558933234628628481\">https://twitter.com/Criterion/status/1558933234628628481</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 11 00:27:01 +0000 2022","id_str":"1557523950137184256","full_text":"It took me to the end of Network Effect with SecBot 3 deciding how to be sentient that I realized I love the Murderbot stories so much because they can be a metaphor for an autistic person making their way in the world. <br><br>Some good rum might have also helped. <br><br>I ❤️ MurderBot.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 10 03:09:36 +0000 2022","id_str":"1557202478227144705","full_text":"I’m on a beta of the Apple Home app and there’s a new cute little icon for sending a voice intercom message to every Apple device in the home.<br><br>Tapping it again doesn’t cancel, and that’s how everyone in the house got to listen to me pee.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 02:00:15 +0000 2016","id_str":"731665467895615489","full_text":"This is freakin’ amazing. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/(null)/status/731652960195911680\">https://twitter.com/(null)/status/731652960195911680</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 13 05:12:12 +0000 2016","id_str":"730988997174956033","full_text":"27 levels in &amp; I’m finally getting the hang of this Destiny game. I like it. It has many of the things I like about Skyrim, but it’s sci-fi.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 12 03:41:13 +0000 2016","id_str":"730603710007681024","full_text":"“Arrested Development through the eyes of Wes Anderson reinterpreting Harold &amp; Maude” So glad I caught wind of this. <a href=\"http://dangerousminds.net/comments/mighty_boosh_star_julian_barratt_returns_in_dark_new_tv_comedy_flowers\">http://dangerousminds.net/comments/mighty_boosh_star_julian_barratt_returns_in_dark_new_tv_comedy_flowers</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu May 05 17:34:55 +0000 2016","id_str":"728276805505982465","full_text":"“You weren’t told of the technical presentation you’re giving to a big group on a topic you’ve not seen before in two hours?”<br><br>It went well.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 03 20:45:34 +0000 2016","id_str":"727600005658361856","full_text":"My favorite James Bond theme might be the one Johnny Cash sent in unsolicited for Thunderball that was never used. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-AN5mJF13A&feature=share\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-AN5mJF13A&feature=share</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 04:30:38 +0000 2016","id_str":"726992268817764352","full_text":"“How can you argue about the historical accuracy of stealing gold from a troll?” A fun account of D&amp;D’s origins: <a href=\"http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2016/04/the-original-dungeon-masters/\">http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2016/04/the-original-dungeon-masters/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 29 01:48:56 +0000 2016","id_str":"725864410674253824","full_text":"Tonight Vivian banged her head pretty hard on a metal sign that said “Safety First”.<br><br>I’m glad she found it as funny as I did.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 27 15:42:28 +0000 2016","id_str":"725349402995482624","full_text":"Do you want to live in a place that helps people out of their lowest moments, or a place that punishes them for it? <a href=\"https://medium.com/@emmalindsay/better-analogy-for-sexual-assault-9bf3688cb67a\">https://medium.com/@emmalindsay/better-analogy-for-sexual-assault-9bf3688cb67a</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 17:46:18 +0000 2016","id_str":"723931015471894531","full_text":"Anxiety lies. You’re not alone—and neither am I. <a href=\"http://www.cant-talk.com/2016/04/anxiety-lies/\">http://www.cant-talk.com/2016/04/anxiety-lies/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 21 21:22:27 +0000 2016","id_str":"723260636642328576","full_text":"A current favorite singalong-song for both my girls is this fantastic lesson about being yourself, written by Prince <a href=\"https://soundcloud.com/renee-and-friends/starfish-and-coffee-renee-and-friends-with-maya-rudolph\">https://soundcloud.com/renee-and-friends/starfish-and-coffee-renee-and-friends-with-maya-rudolph</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 21:04:33 +0000 2016","id_str":"721806579935350785","full_text":"My current Star Wars related pop song: Oh, Lando by Recess Monkey <a href=\"http://youtu.be/pjBAiroabUI\">http://youtu.be/pjBAiroabUI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 14 15:31:31 +0000 2016","id_str":"720635602878668801","full_text":"“You’re such a good bleeder! If we had patients like you all day every day, our job would be so easy.”<br><br>I always try to excel at what I do.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 00:28:35 +0000 2016","id_str":"719683597339377665","full_text":"If you haven’t watched “Kung Fury” yet, this David Hasselhoff music video will show you what you’ve been missing. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 08 14:35:39 +0000 2016","id_str":"718447217959378945","full_text":"In May of 1994, I graduated with degrees in Astrophysics and Science. Today, nearly 22 years later, I made my final student loan payment.","favorite_count":"10","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 14:55:07 +0000 2016","id_str":"715915403290099721","full_text":"This seven minute Hawkeye fan movie is really great. Very true to the recent comic, which I love. <a href=\"http://io9.gizmodo.com/a-great-hawkeye-fan-film-brings-the-awesome-comic-to-li-1768004102\">http://io9.gizmodo.com/a-great-hawkeye-fan-film-brings-the-awesome-comic-to-li-1768004102</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 24 03:49:10 +0000 2016","id_str":"712848707688009728","full_text":"Calmed my troubled mind tonight with a quart of Salty Scot.<br><br><a href=\"https://untappd.com/b/parallel-49-brewing-company-salty-scot/259380\">https://untappd.com/b/parallel-49-brewing-company-salty-scot/259380</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 21:14:20 +0000 2016","id_str":"711662178307346433","full_text":"Me to Juniper, watching her fly through algebra: “You’re pretty good with math, there!”<br><br>Her: “Well, I’m six years old and smart, so yeah.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 01:45:18 +0000 2016","id_str":"711005597643182080","full_text":"Spending my Friday night learning a new computer language, seeing as how I’m going to be using it come Monday. Glad my brain likes braining.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 17:21:12 +0000 2016","id_str":"710878734228791297","full_text":"I &lt;3 Onyx the Fortuitous, Slayer of the Bright Realm<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 15:50:10 +0000 2016","id_str":"710855826207055872","full_text":"So proud of my sister and the work she does for those who have been victims of violent or sexual crimes.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.ky3.com/news/local/sex-ads-on-backpagecom-targetted-by-us-senators/21048998_38574318\">http://www.ky3.com/news/local/sex-ads-on-backpagecom-targetted-by-us-senators/21048998_38574318</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 01:18:38 +0000 2016","id_str":"710636495909036034","full_text":"“Mr. Fart’s Favorite Colors” A fun, and frightening, essay on security. <a href=\"https://medium.com/@blakeross/mr-fart-s-favorite-colors-3177a406c775#.s41hmcyw8\">https://medium.com/@blakeross/mr-fart-s-favorite-colors-3177a406c775#.s41hmcyw8</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 17:51:46 +0000 2016","id_str":"707262550266781696","full_text":"New Order’s “Blue Monday”, if it had been made in the 1930s (and it’s not Postmodern Jukebox!). So, so good.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/qnLLpZgBW92dSrV2mmGyCb/new-order-olden-style-a-unique-take-on-blue-monday\">http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/qnLLpZgBW92dSrV2mmGyCb/new-order-olden-style-a-unique-take-on-blue-monday</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 06 00:06:46 +0000 2016","id_str":"706269757876658176","full_text":"o.0 <a href=\"https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/706227458777993216\">https://twitter.com/wpjenna/status/706227458777993216</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 02:53:34 +0000 2016","id_str":"705949346915872768","full_text":"Zootopia? Awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 19:00:02 +0000 2016","id_str":"705830178015092736","full_text":"Here’s a sad Athens local interest story about a PsyOps clown. <a href=\"http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/the-tears-of-a-clown-arrested-for-meth-in-waffle-house.html\">http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/03/03/the-tears-of-a-clown-arrested-for-meth-in-waffle-house.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 12:16:04 +0000 2016","id_str":"705728515870736384","full_text":"March fourth? March forth!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 03 01:57:28 +0000 2016","id_str":"705210451760705536","full_text":"I’d buy this album.<br><br><div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/705210451760705536-CcgAm36WIAAf-Xq.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/705210451760705536-CcgAm36WIAAf-Xq.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 12:27:33 +0000 2016","id_str":"705006627653619713","full_text":"It’s “National Walk to School Day”. We weren’t ready in time to walk the whole way, but we did park in the neighborhood and walk the rest.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 22:32:56 +0000 2016","id_str":"704796589756391424","full_text":"Thought I’d see about buying tickets to see Paul Simon in Atlanta in May, but turns out I’m not the only one who likes the fellow. Sold out.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 17:56:41 +0000 2016","id_str":"704727069738078209","full_text":"“Why hasn’t he talked about Hamilton yet?” It’s because I was waiting for this masterful Hamilton/Star Trek mashup: <a href=\"http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/02/29/the-amazing-hamilton-star-wars-parody-almost-one-was-asking-for\">http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/02/29/the-amazing-hamilton-star-wars-parody-almost-one-was-asking-for</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 14:57:22 +0000 2016","id_str":"704681945855344640","full_text":"If you thought signing up for health coverage through the marketplace was complicated, you should try cancelling a plan once you’ve got it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 13:30:34 +0000 2016","id_str":"704660101190197248","full_text":"@ewagoner Found an open door, on the opposite side of the building and down a level from where the cards said.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 13:07:34 +0000 2016","id_str":"704654312375500800","full_text":"My polling place was moved to the mall. The place is locked up tight &amp; there are dozens of cars circling trying to figure out what to do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 27 00:37:32 +0000 2016","id_str":"703378395783163904","full_text":"I’ve enjoyed AnachroCon in the past. But they still don’t treat sexual harassment by staff seriously, so I’m not there now.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 26 02:53:23 +0000 2016","id_str":"703050195446206464","full_text":"I just love the music on Louis C.K.’s new show “Horace &amp; Pete”. It’s Paul Simon channeling Ry Cooder, and I love it. <a href=\"https://louisck.net/show/horace-and-pete\">https://louisck.net/show/horace-and-pete</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 24 20:36:27 +0000 2016","id_str":"702592948232445952","full_text":"$850 routine car service was nicely balanced by $1000 in apology money from Volkswagon for being dirty cheating liars. #stillsoangry","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 24 17:16:10 +0000 2016","id_str":"702542549114822656","full_text":"If you need me, I’ll be in my bunk.<br><br>Er… Bunker. Yeah, bunker.<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 23 19:12:39 +0000 2016","id_str":"702209471930462208","full_text":"That’s a new one. The line at the post office was so slow moving that the meter I fed before going in expired and I got a parking ticket.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 22 02:29:34 +0000 2016","id_str":"701594651460038656","full_text":"Here’s a well-told story about how Pink Floyd saved the day. <a href=\"https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-craziest-thing-you-have-ever-said-to-your-boss-with-or-without-getting-fired/answer/Jay-Bazzinotti\">https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-craziest-thing-you-have-ever-said-to-your-boss-with-or-without-getting-fired/answer/Jay-Bazzinotti</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 18 00:54:09 +0000 2016","id_str":"700121086331998208","full_text":"This is not ‘nam, this is the Blue Man Group. There are rules: No flashpuddling, knob rollicking, or cob-wobbling.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 17 19:40:21 +0000 2016","id_str":"700042118472065024","full_text":"Thanks to a “$20 off each” coupon code, the girls &amp; I are seeing the Blue Man Group tonight. Use “FULLCOLOR” on the Classic Center website.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 17 01:35:16 +0000 2016","id_str":"699769045348909056","full_text":"I haven’t linked to Fable Cry in a while, but they’ve got a new video out and they’re still pretty great. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/gXaBhOkUJwU\">https://youtu.be/gXaBhOkUJwU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 16 16:05:59 +0000 2016","id_str":"699625783166418944","full_text":"You using iOS and want a quick &amp; easy way to get your taxes done? Here’s TaxChat, a project my company helped make. <a href=\"https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/taxchat-its-as-simple-as-chat/id1074073261?mt=8\">https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/taxchat-its-as-simple-as-chat/id1074073261?mt=8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 15 15:04:17 +0000 2016","id_str":"699247866951397377","full_text":"Thank you everyone for not spoiling “The Cabin in the Woods”. I don’t know how you managed to stay quiet for four years. Well done!","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 11 15:06:30 +0000 2016","id_str":"697798872593276934","full_text":"“My goblin is a green woman who is an archaeologist who is very smart and spunky and wants to learn things.” <a href=\"http://fw.to/oYudfsi\">http://fw.to/oYudfsi</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 10 04:48:03 +0000 2016","id_str":"697280848819785728","full_text":"It’s Fat Tuesday, where you’re supposed to use up all the good stuff in your pantry, so I’ve been drinking manhattans made with tequila.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 08 01:30:37 +0000 2016","id_str":"696506384012156928","full_text":"Now that I’ve traded in an office job for one that’ll let me work poolside, this collection of articles is useful. <a href=\"https://remotespace.io\">https://remotespace.io</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 07 17:35:25 +0000 2016","id_str":"696386796482076672","full_text":"Lately Juniper has been telling me all the different reasons why I’m going to be a wonderful grandpa someday. She’s a sweetie, that one is.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 06 23:33:10 +0000 2016","id_str":"696114438852759552","full_text":"Queen, Iggy Pop, Velvet Underground, and Earth, Wind, &amp; Fire. Mad props to the DJ on the kids’ satellite radio station.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 06 03:26:40 +0000 2016","id_str":"695810816403181568","full_text":"The girls are playing in the other room and apparently Juniper is “an animatronic with the shape of disgust”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 06 01:34:14 +0000 2016","id_str":"695782520718229505","full_text":"Louis CK’s series, “Horace &amp; Pete”, reminds me of Lanford Wilson’s “Hot l Baltimore”, my favorite script I directed. <a href=\"https://louisck.net/news/about-horace-and-pete\">https://louisck.net/news/about-horace-and-pete</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 05 12:36:02 +0000 2016","id_str":"695586678623309824","full_text":"A year ago today I became an orphan, and in some ways I’ve been adrift ever since. Time to find my mooring again.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 02 16:32:35 +0000 2016","id_str":"694559047773769729","full_text":"Started Destiny last night. What a strong open! “You've been dead a long time. So you're going to see a lot of things you won't understand.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 01 23:17:09 +0000 2016","id_str":"694298472661569536","full_text":"Juniper recently taught herself how to whistle so now she’s in the back seat whistling along to Vanilla Ice’s classic ditty “Ninja Rap”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 01 00:00:57 +0000 2016","id_str":"693947105237454849","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 31 15:31:14 +0000 2016","id_str":"693818829470834688","full_text":"Prestonrose Farm and Brewing in Paris, Arkansas sounds like my kind of place. <a href=\"http://swtimes.com/business/paris-farmers-market-goes-online-something-s-brewing-prestonrose-farm\">http://swtimes.com/business/paris-farmers-market-goes-online-something-s-brewing-prestonrose-farm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 20:12:51 +0000 2016","id_str":"693527316148916224","full_text":"There’s a massive fire at the regional stockyards about a mile from here. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/sydney_LEX18/status/693524650798751744\">https://twitter.com/sydney_LEX18/status/693524650798751744</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 18:50:28 +0000 2016","id_str":"693506581397401600","full_text":"Helping the executive director of a major farming non-profit org put together a Doctor Who themed skit for the keynote and this is my life.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 02:44:56 +0000 2016","id_str":"693263595472297984","full_text":"Sipping on gin and juice.  Lime juice. And maraschino liquor. And chartreuse. They call it “The Last Word”.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 02:11:50 +0000 2016","id_str":"693255268478640128","full_text":"“Can you tell me about your ‘Winter Torte’?”<br>“It’s a traditional holiday pie with currants spiced with cloves…”<br>“Yes, please! Maybe two?”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 29 15:33:06 +0000 2016","id_str":"693094523803688960","full_text":"Athens is a great town with many wonderful things. But for some important things, we're a national embarrassment. <a href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/01/26/the-one-thing-that-will-get-a-cop-fired/\">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2016/01/26/the-one-thing-that-will-get-a-cop-fired/</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 28 17:24:19 +0000 2016","id_str":"692760123731755009","full_text":"“It is like being in a room with the Avengers &amp; having them all put up their hand going, ‘Yeah, look, I’m a fraud.'\" <a href=\"http://www.polygon.com/features/2016/1/22/10776792/imposter-syndrome-game-developers-who-feel-like-frauds\">http://www.polygon.com/features/2016/1/22/10776792/imposter-syndrome-game-developers-who-feel-like-frauds</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 27 21:05:27 +0000 2016","id_str":"692453388366131200","full_text":"Many thanks to the Daily Offerings Coffee Roastery in downtown Lexington for introducing me to the London Fog Latte. <a href=\"http://www.tastingtable.com/drinks/national/how-to-make-london-fog-tea-earl-grey-latte\">http://www.tastingtable.com/drinks/national/how-to-make-london-fog-tea-earl-grey-latte</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 27 13:00:27 +0000 2016","id_str":"692331334375755776","full_text":"Janet Jackson’s show at the convention center where I am was postponed, continuing the curiosity of never seeing her &amp; me at the same time.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 27 04:08:27 +0000 2016","id_str":"692197449985847297","full_text":"At a bar called “Bigg Blue Martini” that has a menu with three pages titled “Martinis” that doesn’t contain a single martini. #curmudgeon","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 25 14:43:47 +0000 2016","id_str":"691632562142367744","full_text":"I’m on the road again, this time to spend a week in beautiful Lexington, KY in the company of 1300+ sustainable farmers. #ssawg","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 23 16:44:55 +0000 2016","id_str":"690938270998499328","full_text":"This’ll all get cleared away by the time I drive along this exact stretch of road in two days, right? Right? <a href=\"http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/23/us/kentucky-i75-snow-stranded-motorists/index.html\">http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/23/us/kentucky-i75-snow-stranded-motorists/index.html</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 23 02:27:16 +0000 2016","id_str":"690722436875161604","full_text":"The general chatroom at work is hopping tonight! That’s where I learned this bit of important trivia: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JEJiiSZCM\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JEJiiSZCM</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 23 01:41:21 +0000 2016","id_str":"690710880187781123","full_text":"Why’s everyone in such a tizzy? Oh…<br><br><a href=\"http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-01-22/doctor-who-showrunner-steven-moffat-quits-to-be-replaced-by-broadchurch-creator-chris-chibnall\">http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2016-01-22/doctor-who-showrunner-steven-moffat-quits-to-be-replaced-by-broadchurch-creator-chris-chibnall</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 23 01:36:43 +0000 2016","id_str":"690709713357529089","full_text":"So glad I had the foresight to stock up on spicy ginger ale and limes before the blizzard hit. I’d hate to be here drinking straight rum.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 22 14:57:58 +0000 2016","id_str":"690548968279969792","full_text":"Vivian’s got her first coding class tomorrow, and she’s pretty stoked. She can’t wait to make the next hit game. <a href=\"https://www.fourathens.com/rubykids/\">https://www.fourathens.com/rubykids/</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 19 15:58:42 +0000 2016","id_str":"689477089695629312","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 18 19:40:32 +0000 2016","id_str":"689170525646503936","full_text":"Awash in a sea of humanity in the Las Vegas TSA line, heading home from a wonderful @iinteractive summit. What a great group I work with!","favorite_count":"12","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 16 05:29:13 +0000 2016","id_str":"688231511040983040","full_text":"Who keeps perl libraries around?<br>Who keeps servers from burning to the ground?<br>We do!<br><br>@iinteractive #stonecutters <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/688231511040983040-CY0W6UuU0AAbNkt.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/688231511040983040-CY0W6UuU0AAbNkt.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"18","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 15 13:55:30 +0000 2016","id_str":"687996533443264512","full_text":"How’s my 1st two weeks at @iinteractive gone? Well enough that I’m on my way to Vegas to meet my co-workers in person for a weekend of fun.","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 14 17:22:38 +0000 2016","id_str":"687686273490894850","full_text":"I saw my life fall &amp; thought:<br>Well kiss my physics!<br>Time is over or it's not,<br>But this I know<br>Life passes through us<br><a href=\"https://audioboom.com/boos/4061952-alan-rickman-reads-poem-if-death-is-not-the-end\">https://audioboom.com/boos/4061952-alan-rickman-reads-poem-if-death-is-not-the-end</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 13 14:40:55 +0000 2016","id_str":"687283185613467648","full_text":"This is Ground Control to Majors Tom<br>You've really made the grade<br> <br><a href=\"http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-launches-david-bowie-concept-mission-2907\">http://www.theonion.com/article/nasa-launches-david-bowie-concept-mission-2907</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 13 13:58:57 +0000 2016","id_str":"687272625740058624","full_text":"Whew! I’ve made it through peak infection. <a href=\"http://flowingdata.com/2016/01/05/causes-of-death/\">http://flowingdata.com/2016/01/05/causes-of-death/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 13 06:17:01 +0000 2016","id_str":"687156376418783232","full_text":"Went into the theater 9pm one day and came out at 1am the next. That Tarantino made an entertaining little picture.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 10 20:35:17 +0000 2016","id_str":"686285202608500736","full_text":"Found this morning the kitten learned how to knock over &amp; open the cricket habitat I’d stocked with 100+ crickets for the dragon last night.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 08 03:48:32 +0000 2016","id_str":"685307069130498049","full_text":"David Bowie dropped a new music video today on YouTube &amp; it’s everything I could hope for a 2016 Bowie video to be. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 07 00:14:27 +0000 2016","id_str":"684890806868512769","full_text":"The last three days at $newjob I’ve had to do about 200 things. I knew off the top of my head how to do about three of them. #quicklearning","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 18:00:33 +0000 2016","id_str":"684434323752251393","full_text":"“I HATE school! All we do there is learn stuff!”<br><br>The holidays came to an abrupt end for one little kindergartener this morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 04 18:47:54 +0000 2016","id_str":"684083852839632897","full_text":"My first “first day on the job” since July, 1997. I’m super pleased to be joining the crack team of hired gun developers at @iinteractive!","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 03 04:41:31 +0000 2016","id_str":"683508463251623936","full_text":"Me: “What’s all the ruckus in here? You’re supposed to be asleep!”<br>Viv: “Well, let me give it to you in hashtag form.”<br><br>#kidsthesedays","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 03 01:13:48 +0000 2016","id_str":"683456188546158592","full_text":"This Trump / Darth Vader mashup video couldn’t be any more perfect. <a href=\"https://boingboing.net/2015/12/09/donald-trump-darth-vader-mas.html\">https://boingboing.net/2015/12/09/donald-trump-darth-vader-mas.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 02 20:57:20 +0000 2016","id_str":"683391647091154945","full_text":"The entire family made it from November 1 to January 1 without major medical troubles, saving us $2500 in retroactive COBRA payments. Whew.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 20:07:55 +0000 2016","id_str":"683016826662580224","full_text":"Juniper: “You know what they say: ‘You take the good, you take the bath.’”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 03:09:07 +0000 2016","id_str":"682760434487799808","full_text":"2013 nearly did me in. 2014 tried even harder. 2015 came the closest yet. But here I am, still standing. I’ve a good feeling about 2016.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 05:45:28 +0000 2015","id_str":"682437392716967936","full_text":"One more day of funemployemt! The only thing I’ve really accomplished is “find a better job than what I had”, but that was kinda a big one.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 30 00:43:17 +0000 2015","id_str":"681998958072180736","full_text":"Señor Frog’s is not a good restaurant by most conventional measures, including the fairly basic one of serving food. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/30/dining/senor-frogs-review.html?_r=0\">http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/30/dining/senor-frogs-review.html?_r=0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 07:59:43 +0000 2015","id_str":"681021628499767296","full_text":"Her: “Here’re your nachos. What brings you out this late?”<br>Me: “Um, nachos.”<br>Her: “Oh, pregnant wife at home?”<br>Me: “No, I’m just a glutton.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 02:16:49 +0000 2015","id_str":"680935334356598784","full_text":"Obligatory “Watching Die Hard and wrapping presents” status update. #timeshiftedholiday #yippeekiyay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 26 17:03:46 +0000 2015","id_str":"680796153370263554","full_text":"“You can see why it’s wrong to talk about how the Force Awakens ‘recycles’ Star Wars. It doesn’t: it composts it.“ <a href=\"http://thenewinquiry.com/blogs/zunguzungu/our-star-wars-holiday-special/\">http://thenewinquiry.com/blogs/zunguzungu/our-star-wars-holiday-special/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 22:47:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"680520238195146753","full_text":"Me: “Do you have any fortune cookies?”<br>Him: “No, sorry. You have no fortune.”<br><br>Oh. Ok, then. I guess I’m on my own.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 24 01:38:08 +0000 2015","id_str":"679838436036079616","full_text":"Oh hear those sleigh bells ringing jing jing jingling too<br><br>Oh, my bad. Those are tornado sirens. Lousy Smarch weather.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 20 20:56:38 +0000 2015","id_str":"678680432288931845","full_text":"Retro Thing: A Photograph... of Mozart's Wife? <a href=\"http://www.retrothing.com/2007/10/a-photograph-of.html\">http://www.retrothing.com/2007/10/a-photograph-of.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 19 21:01:38 +0000 2015","id_str":"678319300772552704","full_text":"I wish mom could have seen the new Star Wars. She would have really liked it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 17 02:42:03 +0000 2015","id_str":"677317806849982464","full_text":"This article on “The 10 biggest holiday playlist mistakes” is spot on. <a href=\"https://sixcolors.com/post/2015/12/christmas-music-the-10-biggest-holiday-playlist-mistakes/\">https://sixcolors.com/post/2015/12/christmas-music-the-10-biggest-holiday-playlist-mistakes/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 15 06:20:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"676647963947573248","full_text":"Ambitious science fiction has returned to SyFy, and it’s good! I enjoyed the first episode of The Expanse. It’s a solid start to the series.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 14 02:36:02 +0000 2015","id_str":"676229127888875521","full_text":"“Taste for flavor. Bourbon? I use Jamaica Rum in there. Jamaican Rums. Or I’ll put rye in it. Scotch. It depends.” <a href=\"http://www.openculture.com/2013/12/charles-mingus-top-secret-eggnog-recipe-contains-enough-alcohol-to-put-down-an-elephant.html\">http://www.openculture.com/2013/12/charles-mingus-top-secret-eggnog-recipe-contains-enough-alcohol-to-put-down-an-elephant.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 12 19:25:18 +0000 2015","id_str":"675758342707507200","full_text":"A little boy comes up to Juni and says “You’re good!” She just stares at him with a puzzled look. Then finally, “Oh, you mean at skating!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 11 02:54:37 +0000 2015","id_str":"675146642484559872","full_text":"It’s already late, so for dinner I’m just going to have to feed myself what I’ve got on hand. <br><br>Pumpkin pie and manhattans it is.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 08 15:32:19 +0000 2015","id_str":"674250159014940673","full_text":"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for some health insurance today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 08 01:00:14 +0000 2015","id_str":"674030692859256832","full_text":".@mathowie Congrats on your new title. Can’t wait to see the new business cards. <a href=\"http://deadstate.org/great-artist-alive-photoshops-guns-into-sex-toys-in-gop-pics/\">http://deadstate.org/great-artist-alive-photoshops-guns-into-sex-toys-in-gop-pics/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 04 03:37:40 +0000 2015","id_str":"672620757986500609","full_text":"December’s here, and that means it’s rotting decorative gourd season. (A sequel to one of my fave bits of writing!) <a href=\"http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-rotting-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers\">http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-rotting-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 04 03:23:10 +0000 2015","id_str":"672617111030771712","full_text":"December’s here, and that means it’s rotting decorative board season. (A sequel to one of my fave bits of writing!) <a href=\"http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-rotting-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers\">http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-rotting-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 03 01:24:01 +0000 2015","id_str":"672224736106164225","full_text":"A fellow came up to me on the sidewalk and asked if I wanted to smell his rosemary. <br><br>It was a really nice sprig of rosemary. #my_athens","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 02 15:26:16 +0000 2015","id_str":"672074311176486912","full_text":"A jumped up country boy who never knew his place, he knows so much about these things. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/XMBwmEl2-FU\">http://youtu.be/XMBwmEl2-FU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 01 19:04:58 +0000 2015","id_str":"671766960644976640","full_text":"It’s 2pm and I just finished a breakfast of leftover Thanksgiving dinner. I might finally be getting a handle on this funemployment.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 30 21:37:47 +0000 2015","id_str":"671443028964454400","full_text":"I need to dress for the job I want, so I’m at the thrift shop buying the best fitting tuxedos so I can be Archer. So far, so good.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 30 04:45:05 +0000 2015","id_str":"671188173389733888","full_text":"This is a powerful bit of poetic theater. English translation is on the YouTube page, but I bet you won’t need it. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvc86oa0ieM&feature=youtu.be\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvc86oa0ieM&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 30 00:31:58 +0000 2015","id_str":"671124474088071168","full_text":"The Good Dinosaur is a simple story, beautifully and emotionally presented. I can’t imagine anyone but Pixar making this movie.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 30 00:24:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"671122497199321088","full_text":"Think you’re safe from being eaten by an octopus just because you don’t get in the water? You’re sorely mistaken. <a href=\"http://mashable.com/2015/02/23/land-octopus/#7N6FdP0XjaqY\">http://mashable.com/2015/02/23/land-octopus/#7N6FdP0XjaqY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 07:16:16 +0000 2015","id_str":"670139055871496192","full_text":"Here's the best demonstration of how to make Cold Brew Coffee that I've ever seen.  <a href=\"http://youtu.be/l6MJe5wKT7Y\">http://youtu.be/l6MJe5wKT7Y</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 00:00:40 +0000 2015","id_str":"670029435844829184","full_text":"Michael Dukakis would very much like your turkey carcass. <a href=\"http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2015/11/25/michael-dukakis-loves-turkey-carcasses/0HQOSqiAfWBEdxh6di5ofM/story.html\">http://www.bostonglobe.com/news/politics/2015/11/25/michael-dukakis-loves-turkey-carcasses/0HQOSqiAfWBEdxh6di5ofM/story.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 20:33:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"669252489749876739","full_text":"Neighbor boys thought it would be a good idea to rip down and destroy birdhouses my daughters had made &amp; birds were living in. People suck.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 18:46:54 +0000 2015","id_str":"669225697517400064","full_text":"“Hey Juni, it’s Kacy’s birthday today!” “I know, Dad. You don’t have to tell me. My brain remembers things and I can hear it talking to me.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 00:36:46 +0000 2015","id_str":"668951354572996609","full_text":"Look, Amazon, just because I got that one Santa outfit that one time doesn’t mean… Oh. I bought two? Yeah, carry on. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/668951354572996609-CUiXtfxWIAAP4Z1.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/668951354572996609-CUiXtfxWIAAP4Z1.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 16:42:49 +0000 2015","id_str":"668107304991084544","full_text":"Thank you to everyone here who gave their best to provide care and comfort in their final days. I’m sorry we couldn’t pay your due.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 16:41:26 +0000 2015","id_str":"668106959292379136","full_text":"Now that I’ve given away all the pots &amp; pans &amp; pillows &amp; bedspreads, the only thing my folks still have in FL is a mountain of medical debt.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 01:58:25 +0000 2015","id_str":"667884742583406592","full_text":"If I were to add up the emergency vehicles I’ve seen in the last year, it’d be fewer than what’s gone by me sitting here on the FL turnpike.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 20 21:08:47 +0000 2015","id_str":"667811853519618048","full_text":"Today is a really nice day to be driving 700 miles. Hopefully tomorrow is a really nice day to be driving 700 miles back.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 20 20:29:36 +0000 2015","id_str":"667801989313613825","full_text":"And just like that, the quiet panic has been banished. Everything is going to be ok. Better, even.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 19 04:28:34 +0000 2015","id_str":"667197752997232640","full_text":"It’s 11:30 at night and I’m at a bar debating with myself whether I want poutine. What the hell’s wrong with me?<br><br>Of course I want poutine.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 18 22:21:02 +0000 2015","id_str":"667105260331278336","full_text":"Viv: “If you watch this, you’ll die laughing.”<br>Me: “But, I don’t want to die.”<br>Viv: “No, Dad. It’s just this figure of speech going around.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 18 21:26:32 +0000 2015","id_str":"667091544776773632","full_text":"I wore a Zelda Wind Walker shirt to an interview today, and my interviewer had a big Luigi poster right behind her. So that worked out ok.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 18 19:31:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"667062553927942144","full_text":"Who needs the Chinese to hack into government computers when Georgia will just give the data away for free? <a href=\"http://www.peachpundit.com/2015/11/18/secretary-of-state-released-names-and-all-identifying-info-on-6-1-million-voters/\">http://www.peachpundit.com/2015/11/18/secretary-of-state-released-names-and-all-identifying-info-on-6-1-million-voters/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 18 19:22:07 +0000 2015","id_str":"667060231386566657","full_text":"I’ve now had four really good interviews in two weeks. Considering I wasn’t planning on even looking for work until December, I’m happy.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 17 22:50:27 +0000 2015","id_str":"666750273713528832","full_text":"Achievement unlocked: gave a seasoned developer unfettered access to my production source code, and they liked what they saw.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 15 16:49:07 +0000 2015","id_str":"665934565312208896","full_text":"This is marvelous! I would much rather watch the face of a culchie experiencing Vegas than seeing Vegas itself. <a href=\"http://petapixel.com/2015/11/14/man-points-a-gopro-the-wrong-way-during-an-entire-vacation-in-las-vegas/\">http://petapixel.com/2015/11/14/man-points-a-gopro-the-wrong-way-during-an-entire-vacation-in-las-vegas/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 22:39:58 +0000 2015","id_str":"665298083627016193","full_text":"Today was absolutely terrifying but I held my own and learned a lot from others and came away a better programmer. #globaldayofcoderetreat","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 05:39:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"665041367886864384","full_text":"Spent valuable sleep time writing a self-playing ASCII art RoR version of The Game of Life, preparing for tomorrow. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/665041367886864384-CTqzmTUW4AAEMIL.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/665041367886864384-CTqzmTUW4AAEMIL.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 12 12:04:40 +0000 2015","id_str":"664775817617125376","full_text":"Juniper: “Can you put on a kilt when you come have lunch with my kindergarten? Because I like it when you wear a kilt.”<br><br>Me: ❤️❤️❤️","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 11 21:57:23 +0000 2015","id_str":"664562593072287744","full_text":"I’ve been using the listen gem in my big Rails 5 re-write project today, and it makes development mode super fast. <a href=\"http://weblog.rubyonrails.org/2015/11/11/snappier-development-mode-in-rails-5/\">http://weblog.rubyonrails.org/2015/11/11/snappier-development-mode-in-rails-5/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 10 22:00:36 +0000 2015","id_str":"664201012484423680","full_text":"It’s going to be ok. <br><br><a href=\"http://theoatmeal.com/comics/plane\">http://theoatmeal.com/comics/plane</a>","favorite_count":"16","retweet_count":"24"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 10 21:13:51 +0000 2015","id_str":"664189247566577664","full_text":"I may feel a little beat up right now, but I take solace in knowing the life insurance company classifies me as “extreme lowest risk”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 10 01:39:58 +0000 2015","id_str":"663893831180550144","full_text":"“Birds saved centuries old documents in their nests” Amazing. <a href=\"http://en.metkere.com/2015/11/birdsnests.html\">http://en.metkere.com/2015/11/birdsnests.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 07 18:00:15 +0000 2015","id_str":"663053363622379520","full_text":"Pro tip: Put a spoonful of Ovaltine in the aeropress along with your coffee grounds. <br><br>Disclaimer: I’m not a pro.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 07 06:54:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"662885787978084352","full_text":"Current status: Quiet panic blended with cautious optimism. Also, bourbon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 20:11:12 +0000 2015","id_str":"662723929006473219","full_text":"My buddy Dirk Roughly will be DJing a couple sets of electroswing music for Secret City’s Repeal Day event on 12/5: <a href=\"https://www.facebook.com/events/985804381461275/\">https://www.facebook.com/events/985804381461275/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 18:59:05 +0000 2015","id_str":"662705783482785792","full_text":"I don’t go out to a bar vary often, but when I do The Old Pal is my favorite place. This writeup explains why: <a href=\"https://talesofthecocktail.com/destinations/serving-servers-how-craft-cocktail-bar-southern-college-town-found-its-footing\">https://talesofthecocktail.com/destinations/serving-servers-how-craft-cocktail-bar-southern-college-town-found-its-footing</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 05 07:12:29 +0000 2015","id_str":"662165572143198208","full_text":"I think this season of Fargo is even better than the first, and I really really liked the first.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 05 05:49:04 +0000 2015","id_str":"662144579488100352","full_text":"This month I’m re-writing <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net\">http://locallygrown.net</a> from the ground up using pre-release Rails 5. Had a solid 1st day. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/662144579488100352-CTBo_GzUYAAdgk1.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/662144579488100352-CTBo_GzUYAAdgk1.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 05 03:35:42 +0000 2015","id_str":"662111017476976640","full_text":"I may be unemployed, but I’ve still got to live a normal life, you know? That’s why I’m in a pie eating contest on Saturday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 02 22:20:58 +0000 2015","id_str":"661307036349657089","full_text":"I know “Last Exit to Springfield” is the best Simpsons episode, but every time I watch it I’m amazed all over again how great it is.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 31 03:49:33 +0000 2022","id_str":"1553588650197254145","full_text":"TIL my youngest kid has a music playlist of hair metal songs from when I was in high school titled “Oldie Rock”.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 01:23:23 +0000 2022","id_str":"1550652765722103808","full_text":"Attn @merkinmindy <a href=\"https://twitter.com/NASAPersevere/status/1550555528237002752\">https://twitter.com/NASAPersevere/status/1550555528237002752</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 02 00:17:00 +0000 2015","id_str":"660973846779052034","full_text":"Just realized that a third of a percent of the combines annual US farmers market sales goes through my software. That’s… a lot.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 31 18:48:26 +0000 2015","id_str":"660528775009038336","full_text":"Eight episodes later I’m completely caught up on The Walking Dead, and I really don’t know why I did that to myself.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 29 03:26:36 +0000 2015","id_str":"659572013481070592","full_text":"Hit my daily active calories burned goal a few minutes ago while mixing up a milkshake, which I think is pretty ideal.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 27 23:10:28 +0000 2015","id_str":"659145167644020737","full_text":"Good news, everyone! Insider trading is now effectively legal in the United States! Go forth and grow your fortunes! <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/business/currency/making-insider-trading-legal\">http://www.newyorker.com/business/currency/making-insider-trading-legal</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 27 19:43:35 +0000 2015","id_str":"659093100808245248","full_text":"Logged into my podcast’s site expecting a wasteland, see it’s still getting 6k downloads a month. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org\">http://grimmlunch.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 27 19:42:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"659092922332221440","full_text":"I can start recording new episodes of my Grimm’s Fairy Tales podcast after two years away!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 21 21:39:24 +0000 2015","id_str":"656947920449720321","full_text":"I have picked up three separate dimes today I found on the ground while walking around. All of them were face down. <br><br>Bring it on.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 20 01:58:41 +0000 2015","id_str":"656288397812748288","full_text":"Guillermo del Toro can sure make some pretty movies, but I question whether Crimson Peak needed to be made at all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 18 14:33:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"655753476870381568","full_text":"Here are some spot on top tips for countryside dating, from Tom Cox. <a href=\"http://www.tom-cox.com/2015/10/tips-for-countryside-dating.html?m=1\">http://www.tom-cox.com/2015/10/tips-for-countryside-dating.html?m=1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 18 01:24:05 +0000 2015","id_str":"655554914765119492","full_text":"What if Pink Floyd had covered the Doctor Who theme? I think it would sound a little something like this...  <a href=\"http://www.trafficexperiment.net/traffic-experiment-vashta-nerada-doctor-who-theme.html\">http://www.trafficexperiment.net/traffic-experiment-vashta-nerada-doctor-who-theme.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 18 00:12:17 +0000 2015","id_str":"655536843656572928","full_text":"Maybe I’ll finally finish Skyrim.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 17 16:45:21 +0000 2015","id_str":"655424368890281984","full_text":"Financial aspects of the layoff aside, I’m wrestling with complex emotions from an eighteen year long relationship ending in ten minutes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 14:21:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"655025871003262977","full_text":"… And then I got the layoff notice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 14:21:27 +0000 2015","id_str":"655025765914955776","full_text":"On the way to work I was reflecting how I’d made it through the last big stress point for a while, and how nice it felt to breathe easy…","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 04:26:41 +0000 2015","id_str":"654876091933396992","full_text":"Hey neighbors! Don’t drink the water. Seriously. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/654876091933396992-CRaWVafW0AAIw6q.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/654876091933396992-CRaWVafW0AAIw6q.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 15 23:41:21 +0000 2015","id_str":"654804282227621889","full_text":"Today was the most stressful tax day in my history of tax days. I’m glad this particular confluence of events won’t happen again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 14 21:55:12 +0000 2015","id_str":"654415183968911360","full_text":"Here’s what politics looks like if you take out the men  <a href=\"http://tmblr.co/ZUTRJy1wANAaZ\">http://tmblr.co/ZUTRJy1wANAaZ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 14 18:37:30 +0000 2015","id_str":"654365428215623680","full_text":"“The thing that helps about the tea is who is handing it to me.” <a href=\"http://catandbag.org/comic/cup-of-empathy/\">http://catandbag.org/comic/cup-of-empathy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 14 15:16:29 +0000 2015","id_str":"654314843013574661","full_text":"Oh, hey! My bank account just got drafted for my first life insurance payment, so I guess I got approved. There’s a huge worry gone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 14 03:41:38 +0000 2015","id_str":"654139978935595008","full_text":"New season of Fargo, and it opened just as strong as Season 1. Such good television.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 13 18:15:07 +0000 2015","id_str":"653997406607028226","full_text":"Mom had some retirement money  that her company “lost track of”. It’s not a lot, but enough to ease one of my freakouts. Thanks, mom. Again.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 13 15:26:29 +0000 2015","id_str":"653954972015529984","full_text":"“Peter Norman’s absence from the podium step seems an epitaph of a hero that no one ever noticed.” <a href=\"http://griotmag.com/en/white-man-in-that-photo/\">http://griotmag.com/en/white-man-in-that-photo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 08 13:15:18 +0000 2015","id_str":"652110017655631873","full_text":"Happy 20th birthday to my favorite cat on the internet, The Bear, aka @mysadcat!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 06 20:29:55 +0000 2015","id_str":"651494616873725952","full_text":"“A wizard and/or drama teacher and/or hipster Santa was at Mulcair’s campaign stop. UPDATE: Sorry Mr. Whiteley.” <br><a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/purple-wizard-man-we-are-not-worthy#.qfMQWlGWo\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/laurenstrapagiel/purple-wizard-man-we-are-not-worthy#.qfMQWlGWo</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 04 14:56:49 +0000 2015","id_str":"650686015527624704","full_text":"“Another bite on my forehead? Seriously? Now two mosquitos have landed on me &amp; drank my brain blood. DAD! That’s not funny. Stop laughing.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 04 00:56:34 +0000 2015","id_str":"650474556197609472","full_text":"I injured my hand accidentally punching the frozen pizza aisle. And yet I’m allowed to be the only adult in this house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 03 00:38:57 +0000 2015","id_str":"650107737356005376","full_text":"On top of the saturated ground from two weeks straight of rain, Athens is expecting to get six inches this weekend. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/mattdanielwx/status/650106646027497472\">https://twitter.com/mattdanielwx/status/650106646027497472</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 02 23:08:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"650084933000667136","full_text":"“I met you in the rain on the last day of 1972 - m4w (Old State House)” <a href=\"http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/5237173491.html\">http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/mis/5237173491.html</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"7"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 01 21:41:42 +0000 2015","id_str":"649700743063183360","full_text":"“Dad, Juniper is a pretty name, but I really wanted you to name me Leslie.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 30 14:04:28 +0000 2015","id_str":"649223288078602240","full_text":"Just had my last visit with my surgeon &amp; was completely discharged from his care. My shoulder repair is behind me. Onward to the next thing!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 30 12:28:23 +0000 2015","id_str":"649199109363077120","full_text":"Wrapping up the Virgo Month of Leisure by sitting at my kitchen table getting an EKG, having blood samples drawn, and such. As one does.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 29 00:27:14 +0000 2015","id_str":"648655238413598720","full_text":"Hopefully that's the last time I run a spiral notebook through the wash.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 25 13:52:54 +0000 2015","id_str":"647408438402752512","full_text":"… wow. Speaker John Boehner Will Resign From Congress - The New York Times <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/26/us/boehner-will-resign-from-congress.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0\">http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/26/us/boehner-will-resign-from-congress.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 24 20:54:25 +0000 2015","id_str":"647152126045614081","full_text":"My new favorite Instagram account: <a href=\"http://instagram.com/cat_cosplay\">http://instagram.com/cat_cosplay</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 24 14:39:44 +0000 2015","id_str":"647057836384624640","full_text":"The less we say about it the better<br>Make it up as we go along<br>Feet on the ground, head in the sky<br>It's okay, I know nothing's wrong, nothing","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 23 00:39:59 +0000 2015","id_str":"646484117287247872","full_text":"Our long national nightmare is over. The people can sing \"Happy Birthday to You\" without fear.  <a href=\"http://www.shadesofgraylaw.com/media/00065570.pdf\">http://www.shadesofgraylaw.com/media/00065570.pdf</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 21 13:31:02 +0000 2015","id_str":"645953384542040064","full_text":"I kickstarted a new book from Evil Girlfriend Media &amp; as a reward *you* get to have all their previous books, free. <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_14?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=evil+girlfriend+media&sprefix=evil+girlfrien,digital-text,189\">http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_14?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=evil+girlfriend+media&sprefix=evil+girlfrien,digital-text,189</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 20 13:46:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"645594788469862400","full_text":"<a href=\"https://twitter.com/2minutetimelord/status/645570747402977280\">https://twitter.com/2minutetimelord/status/645570747402977280</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 19 22:25:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"645363009242705920","full_text":"I’m starting to see why wine aficionados don’t keep their bottles upright in self-storage units. Blech. <br><br>(The port did mostly ok, though.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 18 18:25:10 +0000 2015","id_str":"644940240126349312","full_text":"Athens: “This place is so damn weird.” <a href=\"http://m.redandblack.com/variety/dawgy-style-uga-ranked-no-kinkiest-school-in-the-country/article_b57e0d60-5c02-11e5-a194-6f196c47689d.html?mode=jqm\">http://m.redandblack.com/variety/dawgy-style-uga-ranked-no-kinkiest-school-in-the-country/article_b57e0d60-5c02-11e5-a194-6f196c47689d.html?mode=jqm</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 17 22:05:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"644633258467192832","full_text":"For my birthday today I got my girls a present — I made a last will and testament. Should’ve done that a long time ago.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 15 00:28:45 +0000 2015","id_str":"643582188001361920","full_text":"Maybe I need to celebrate my 45th birthday in Hawaii celebrating Star Trek’s 50th.  <a href=\"https://twitter.com/HawaiiCon/status/643537791331237888\">https://twitter.com/HawaiiCon/status/643537791331237888</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 14 01:10:35 +0000 2015","id_str":"643230327348068352","full_text":"Holy hell. Some of these deaths on The Walking Dead are way more gut wrenching than anything on Game of Thrones.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 13 23:26:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"643204226789847040","full_text":"Y’all feel that nip in the air today? Aw yeah… it’s decorative gourd season! <a href=\"http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers\">http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 13 21:02:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"643167863059161088","full_text":"“A Selection of Things I’ve Tried to Deal With Anxiety…” <a href=\"http://catandbag.org/comic/some-things-i-tried/\">http://catandbag.org/comic/some-things-i-tried/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 11 20:33:45 +0000 2015","id_str":"642435885582151681","full_text":"Oh, there’s a “Mojito Fest” in town tomorrow night, you say? Well, there’s dinner sorted. <a href=\"http://www.mojitofestathens.com\">http://www.mojitofestathens.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 11 16:25:57 +0000 2015","id_str":"642373523751759872","full_text":"Here, have an interesting Americana version of New Order’s “Temptation”. <a href=\"http://www.andyhawk.com/?section=music-group-32\">http://www.andyhawk.com/?section=music-group-32</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 08 21:12:33 +0000 2015","id_str":"641358484261335041","full_text":"The “survival tube” looks like a great thing to keep in your car. A friend of mine is giving some away here: <a href=\"http://www.selfsufficientman.com/giveaways/vssl-survival-tube/?lucky=27\">http://www.selfsufficientman.com/giveaways/vssl-survival-tube/?lucky=27</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 06 01:58:26 +0000 2015","id_str":"640343265645068288","full_text":"Most people get a quiet train ride home, but if you’re Juniper a step and chant team gets on and gives you a dedicated show for five stops.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 05 13:36:04 +0000 2015","id_str":"640156444575313921","full_text":"“Hey dad, it’s the illuminati!”<br><br>“… Yes it is. How do you know about the illuminati?”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 05 11:53:01 +0000 2015","id_str":"640130509742411777","full_text":"I thought we’d get to #dragoncon extra early and pick up badges before the parade, while lines were short. 20 thousand other people did too.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 03 13:58:36 +0000 2015","id_str":"639437338033192960","full_text":"One of the most fascinating things I’ve read in ages. “It would be like commercializing the flight of an eagle.” <a href=\"http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33691781\">http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-33691781</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 01 12:18:03 +0000 2015","id_str":"638687260926451712","full_text":"Yay, September! Maybe this’ll be the year I finally have that Virgo Month of Leisure I’ve been trying for for years. <br><br>(Looks doubtful.)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 01 02:08:45 +0000 2015","id_str":"638533923102961664","full_text":"I made Viv start reading her first Neil Gaiman book tonight, “Fortunately the Milk”. She loves it so far.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 30 04:15:11 +0000 2015","id_str":"637840966385303552","full_text":"Two things I learned tonight in quick succession: a) Johnny Rotten is still touring, b) he’s performing next door to my office in November.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 30 02:51:40 +0000 2015","id_str":"637819950246297600","full_text":"Finished season three of The Walking Dead. Lord almighty, that was a lot of acting contracts that didn’t get renewed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 28 14:11:53 +0000 2015","id_str":"637266355377598464","full_text":"Back in April, I was mentioned in Parade Magazine. A radio station in Atlanta just now interviewed me because if it. Next up: fame &amp; riches.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 28 01:49:19 +0000 2015","id_str":"637079483468632064","full_text":"After all the fighting between the prison and Woodbury, the interlude episode where Rick visits his hometown was a gut puncher. #walkingdead","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 28 00:01:59 +0000 2015","id_str":"637052471446122497","full_text":"Flicker tonight is showing Wrestlemania III. Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant. Can’t wait to find out who wins! <a href=\"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/WrestleMania_III\">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/WrestleMania_III</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 27 23:00:32 +0000 2015","id_str":"637037007328309248","full_text":"\"Business owners try to remove all voters from business district, but they forgot one college student\" Ha ha! /Nelson <a href=\"http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/27/1415949/-Business-owners-try-to-remove-all-voters-from-business-district-but-they-forgot-one-college-student?detail=facebook\">http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/27/1415949/-Business-owners-try-to-remove-all-voters-from-business-district-but-they-forgot-one-college-student?detail=facebook</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 26 19:29:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"636621410488713220","full_text":"Well, crap. My girls have been so excited to see Abney Park, a favorite band, at DragonCon on Saturday, and they’ve been moved to Sunday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 26 00:09:28 +0000 2015","id_str":"636329578244493312","full_text":"These crazy kids are playing at Flicker tonight. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/NPAtjCLrqgU\">http://youtu.be/NPAtjCLrqgU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 25 20:57:46 +0000 2015","id_str":"636281334655229953","full_text":"Lifeline is a neat game that takes place in real time via texts from/to the character, crash landed on an alien moon. <a href=\"http://3mingames.com/2015/04/lifeline/\">http://3mingames.com/2015/04/lifeline/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 22 23:26:41 +0000 2015","id_str":"635231649580621824","full_text":"Just found out both seasons of Star Trek: The Animated Series are on Netflix. See you cats later — I’ve got a big nerdy hole to fill.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 22 16:35:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"635128071201406976","full_text":"Science alone won't save us, but in conjunction with changing our behavior our species' future might not be bleak. <a href=\"http://www.technologyreview.com/news/540706/researcher-demonstrates-how-to-suck-carbon-from-the-air-make-stuff-from-it/?utm_source=loopinsight.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+loopinsight%2FKqJb+(The+Loop)&utm_content=FeedBurner\">http://www.technologyreview.com/news/540706/researcher-demonstrates-how-to-suck-carbon-from-the-air-make-stuff-from-it/?utm_source=loopinsight.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+loopinsight%2FKqJb+(The+Loop)&utm_content=FeedBurner</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 21 19:11:30 +0000 2015","id_str":"634805040335704064","full_text":"Three times today, I’ve run across photos of giant outdoor Jenga sets. I’ve never once heard of his before today, and now it’s a craze.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 21 01:17:55 +0000 2015","id_str":"634534863924817920","full_text":"Tonight Vivian sent me this text: “I have the need to do something sciency.”<br><br>She’s starting to take after me. Finally.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 20 03:26:16 +0000 2015","id_str":"634204779254837248","full_text":"It's the Muppets With Attitude with a reminder to \"Express Yourself\" <a href=\"http://youtu.be/wv9t0EdZLTk\">http://youtu.be/wv9t0EdZLTk</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 20 02:48:59 +0000 2015","id_str":"634195393769828352","full_text":"“Shutdownify is shutting down” — I love performance art. <a href=\"http://www.shutdownify.com\">http://www.shutdownify.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 19 02:27:41 +0000 2015","id_str":"633827644694491136","full_text":"Finally got everyone to bed, so I can start making a birthday cake. #thuglife","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 18 19:39:12 +0000 2015","id_str":"633724846350954496","full_text":"Farmers! Submit a short video from your smartphone &amp; win tickets to the wonderful 2016 SSAWG conference in Kentucky! <a href=\"http://www.ssawg.org/2015-photo-video-contest-rules?utm_source=Southern+SAWG+E-News+August+2015&utm_campaign=July+2015+E-News&utm_medium=email\">http://www.ssawg.org/2015-photo-video-contest-rules?utm_source=Southern+SAWG+E-News+August+2015&utm_campaign=July+2015+E-News&utm_medium=email</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 18 12:56:51 +0000 2015","id_str":"633623591523848192","full_text":"It’s been a morning of misadventure and waylaid plans, but my Wii told me I have the body of a 29 year old, so I’ve got that going for me.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 18 12:03:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"633610126411362304","full_text":"Juniper’s first day ever riding the school bus. She’s so excited! We waited 45 minutes for a bus that never came &amp; now she’s late to school.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 17 04:01:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"633126440259710977","full_text":"Oh, right. I need to make a birthday cake this week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 16 19:05:02 +0000 2015","id_str":"632991474586624000","full_text":"Today I passed a big confederate battle flag rally in Walnut Grove, GA. Fifteen years ago, I drove by a big daylight Klan rally there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 15 14:24:32 +0000 2015","id_str":"632558497419382785","full_text":"Lord almighty, do I love The Cleverlys.<br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMwwIpxIQNg\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMwwIpxIQNg</a><br><br>That’s bluegrass, baby. That’s bluegrass.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 13 22:50:03 +0000 2015","id_str":"631960938556583936","full_text":"White Columns Hall apartments on Hancock have been emptied out. I guess that’s the next site for a six story mixed use development downtown.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 13 03:22:50 +0000 2015","id_str":"631667196121489408","full_text":"Because I don’t use my stuff much, I’ve just figured out Monday’s storms fried my cable box, the Amazon Fire TV, and my air conditioning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 12 23:49:07 +0000 2015","id_str":"631613414184480768","full_text":"Drinking appletinis and doing laundry. Must be Wednesday.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 11 16:46:37 +0000 2015","id_str":"631144700423053313","full_text":"If “end-timey” music featuring banjo and tuba is your bag, the awesome Scarring Party have a new album out: <a href=\"http://scarringparty.com/album/end-times\">http://scarringparty.com/album/end-times</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 10 21:43:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"630856983239872512","full_text":"Quite the little storm that rolled through town today.  <a href=\"https://twitter.com/TLMote/status/630833763925291009\">https://twitter.com/TLMote/status/630833763925291009</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 10 20:22:41 +0000 2015","id_str":"630836686235271168","full_text":"Today was my first day back on the trapeze since my shoulder surgery in December. It felt nice. No dancing yet — just strength work for now.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 06 19:57:53 +0000 2015","id_str":"629380896143990789","full_text":"Brushed my right wrist against a fully juiced 120V live wire a few minutes ago. I’m going to be not quite right for a while.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 03 14:29:27 +0000 2015","id_str":"628211080569995264","full_text":"Finished my last session of physical therapy for my shoulder surgery. Back to trapeze next week! Still pain at my edges, but much better.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 01 05:00:31 +0000 2015","id_str":"627343126974361601","full_text":"Somehow, The Room gets better each time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 30 03:52:25 +0000 2015","id_str":"626601213849640960","full_text":"I accidentally watched some television commercials tonight, and I have one question: did KFC lose a bet?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 29 16:07:47 +0000 2015","id_str":"626423886477938689","full_text":"Oh, hey! DragonCon just recently began pre-orders for day passes. Huzzah! I guess the girls and I can go for part of it after all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 29 03:49:54 +0000 2015","id_str":"626238190878375936","full_text":"Watching The Walking Dead on the iPad alone in bed in the dark with headphones on, like that’s a good idea.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 28 16:38:08 +0000 2015","id_str":"626069135521398784","full_text":"On A Plate: An illustrated short story about privilege <a href=\"http://thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-on-a-plate\">http://thewireless.co.nz/articles/the-pencilsword-on-a-plate</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 26 16:31:13 +0000 2015","id_str":"625342618105462784","full_text":"If you’re wondering what’s going through my mind these days, odds are at least 50/50 that it’s this. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/TAu6Ixg6FV8\">http://youtu.be/TAu6Ixg6FV8</a> #grapes","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 24 13:26:57 +0000 2015","id_str":"624571470119849984","full_text":"There are theories why the residents of a tiny Kazakh region keep falling asleep for days at a time, but no answers.  <a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahatopol/a-week-in-the-mysterious-sleeping-villages-of-kazakhstan?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email#.dr0RL3GyD\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahatopol/a-week-in-the-mysterious-sleeping-villages-of-kazakhstan?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email#.dr0RL3GyD</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 23 17:53:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"624276130867081217","full_text":"Celia Pavey’s cover of “Feel Good Inc.” is really quite nice. Holy Moly. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4Zd2HpJ8c\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4Zd2HpJ8c</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 22 14:56:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"623869133223018496","full_text":"In 1908 “Melitta Bentz, a 34 year old German housewife, was tired of crappy coffee.”<br><br><a href=\"https://medium.com/backchannel/how-one-german-mom-single-handedly-changed-the-way-we-drink-coffee-e2e723ead23d\">https://medium.com/backchannel/how-one-german-mom-single-handedly-changed-the-way-we-drink-coffee-e2e723ead23d</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 21 02:28:34 +0000 2015","id_str":"623318618806317056","full_text":"Fancy new theaters in town where you can drink beer while you watch &amp; none of them are showing Roger Waters The Wall. <a href=\"http://rogerwatersthewall.com\">http://rogerwatersthewall.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 20 14:31:56 +0000 2015","id_str":"623138274064887809","full_text":"Badass obituary alert: NASA’s Claudia Alexander was taken from us far too soon. <a href=\"http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-0719-claudia-alexander-20150718-story.html\">http://www.latimes.com/local/obituaries/la-me-0719-claudia-alexander-20150718-story.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 19 20:10:54 +0000 2015","id_str":"622861191694651393","full_text":"Nothing like paramedics wheeling a young girl out of the building to cast a pall over a full skating rink.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 19 18:38:19 +0000 2015","id_str":"622837890620465156","full_text":"There are about a hundred kids whipping, nae naeing, and moving their stanky legs around the skating rink. Never seen it so crowded.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 16 22:21:00 +0000 2015","id_str":"621806766658031620","full_text":"Well, this is huge.  <a href=\"https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/621802000183894016\">https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/621802000183894016</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 23:56:44 +0000 2015","id_str":"621468471856111616","full_text":"Well, sure. In hindsight it is obvious that when making banana pops you should peel the bananas before you freeze them. I get that now.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 20:05:10 +0000 2015","id_str":"621410193956585472","full_text":"My vacations the past few years have all been to care for or say farewell to my parents, or for their memorials. Next one’ll be different.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 14 17:23:58 +0000 2015","id_str":"621007240485580800","full_text":"Athens is a town brimming with my favorite people. Jess Dunlap is one of them. <a href=\"http://www.1000facescoffee.com/blog/2015/7/6/art-is-athens\">http://www.1000facescoffee.com/blog/2015/7/6/art-is-athens</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 13 03:06:08 +0000 2015","id_str":"620428973567180800","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 12 00:56:17 +0000 2015","id_str":"620033907757465600","full_text":"Entirely drained after this week. Tomorrow, a ten hour drive home and then regular life returns bright and early Monday morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 11 21:59:13 +0000 2015","id_str":"619989344183422976","full_text":"Spent the day with my sisters going through the storage unit my parents left behind. So much stuff! I’m coming home with 50 bottles of port.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 10 09:07:23 +0000 2015","id_str":"619432717508153344","full_text":"Juniper, talking in her sleep: “I’m too tired for this.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 10 01:45:34 +0000 2015","id_str":"619321531752038400","full_text":"No, YOU just bought 15 pounds of cream cheese to use tonight. <br><br>Oh, wait. My bad. It was me.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 08 21:37:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"618896615290634240","full_text":"What would you do with a One Minute Time Machine? <a href=\"http://youtu.be/vBkBS4O3yvY\">http://youtu.be/vBkBS4O3yvY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 07 22:09:04 +0000 2015","id_str":"618542271135358977","full_text":"Guy Fieri As Every Renaissance Baby  <a href=\"http://m.imgur.com/gallery/i0FZY\">http://m.imgur.com/gallery/i0FZY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 07 22:05:46 +0000 2015","id_str":"618541443850895362","full_text":"The thunderstorms waited until 5pm to arrive at the water park. They close at six, so we had most of the day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 02 23:35:32 +0000 2015","id_str":"616752093915779072","full_text":"Badass Obituary Alert! (I miss you, Dad.) <a href=\"http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/jconline/obituary.aspx?n=vernon-lynn-wagoner&pid=175200185\">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/jconline/obituary.aspx?n=vernon-lynn-wagoner&pid=175200185</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 02 15:36:32 +0000 2015","id_str":"616631550210408448","full_text":"Local IRS office would not let me hand deliver a letter to them. I have to mail it to that same office. Alrighty.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 01 20:40:18 +0000 2015","id_str":"616345607532355584","full_text":"“Let me tell you a story about drunken physicists, the atom bomb and the greatest cheeseburger in the world.” <a href=\"http://www.salon.com/2011/10/12/atom_bomb_cheeseburger/\">http://www.salon.com/2011/10/12/atom_bomb_cheeseburger/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 28 17:34:24 +0000 2015","id_str":"615211661843148800","full_text":"Ok, Portland. You win this round. via @mathowie <a href=\"https://instagram.com/p/4dVoTcCXzw/\">https://instagram.com/p/4dVoTcCXzw/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 26 22:41:46 +0000 2015","id_str":"614564233796259840","full_text":"I’ve just barely kept all the tears in check for weeks now, so sure, I’ll take the girls to see Inside Out. What could happen?","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 26 12:59:01 +0000 2015","id_str":"614417581944999936","full_text":"Sounds like it was just your typical Dothraki wedding, held in the Pretzel Capital of the World. In Pennsylvania. <a href=\"http://gawker.com/i-love-everything-about-this-criminally-drunk-pennsylva-1713657213\">http://gawker.com/i-love-everything-about-this-criminally-drunk-pennsylva-1713657213</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 24 15:39:30 +0000 2015","id_str":"613733192617566208","full_text":"Megan Jean and the KFB are playing Tuesday night for free on the GA Theatre rooftop. They’re the best, y’all. <a href=\"http://www.georgiatheatre.com/?Page=https%3a%2f%2fpublic.ticketbiscuit.com%2fGeorgiaTheatre%2fEvents%2f240748\">http://www.georgiatheatre.com/?Page=https%3a%2f%2fpublic.ticketbiscuit.com%2fGeorgiaTheatre%2fEvents%2f240748</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 23 14:46:51 +0000 2015","id_str":"613357556363304960","full_text":"“Margaret Atwood is contributing her own drawn cartoons detailing her personal experiences as a young woman.” Sold! <a href=\"https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hopelnicholson/the-secret-loves-of-geek-girls\">https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hopelnicholson/the-secret-loves-of-geek-girls</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 23 13:54:26 +0000 2015","id_str":"613344365323374592","full_text":"Finally finished reading Paul (@ftrain) Ford’s “What is Code?” after having it open in my browser for weeks. Wow. <a href=\"http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-paul-ford-what-is-code/\">http://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2015-paul-ford-what-is-code/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 22 01:13:43 +0000 2015","id_str":"612790537175871488","full_text":"This day can suck it. I’m glad it’s over.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 21 23:16:29 +0000 2015","id_str":"612761031610384385","full_text":"The community pool is inexplicably closed. I’m recording video of my crying kids for use in my trial if I get caught cutting the fence.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 21 02:47:07 +0000 2015","id_str":"612451650926612480","full_text":"It’s 2015 and I’m playing Rick Band for the first time. I’m just as bad with this plastic bass as I was with the double bass in orchestra.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 20 22:57:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"612393961215401984","full_text":"I’ve had a really productive week, scratching all sorts of things off my to do list, avoiding writing an obituary for my dad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 18 18:37:19 +0000 2015","id_str":"611603613400629248","full_text":"@ewagoner The answer to my question re: Scalia &amp; Thomas: Yes, and with increasing frequency. <a href=\"http://volokh.com/2011/06/29/which-justices-vote-together/\">http://volokh.com/2011/06/29/which-justices-vote-together/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 18 18:19:41 +0000 2015","id_str":"611599175663415296","full_text":"Scalia &amp; Clarence Thomas on opposite sides in today’s Supreme Court confederate flag license plate ruling. Has that ever happened before?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 20:16:00 +0000 2015","id_str":"609816509192515584","full_text":"Here’s something you might not have seen before: a great big squid giving birth to a few million squidlets. <a href=\"http://fb.me/3OnRNO4si\">http://fb.me/3OnRNO4si</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 20:02:26 +0000 2015","id_str":"609813095985356800","full_text":"Me: “What are you kids doing over here?”<br><br>Vivian: “We’re making puns, dad! We made a bunch of them!”<br><br>That’s my girl.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 18:25:42 +0000 2015","id_str":"609788752987340800","full_text":"Iowa, once again at the forefront of protecting our civil liberties: <a href=\"http://m.kcci.com/news/iowa-supreme-court-affirms-right-to-be-drunk-on-front-porch/33546198\">http://m.kcci.com/news/iowa-supreme-court-affirms-right-to-be-drunk-on-front-porch/33546198</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 17:18:42 +0000 2015","id_str":"609771889410580481","full_text":"Woman, pointing at me: “Look at him! If he can skate, anyone can skate.”<br><br>Um… I don’t think that’s a complement.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 16:36:24 +0000 2015","id_str":"609761244254457856","full_text":"If anyone wants to go roller skating with a weirdo in a kilt, I’ll be at Athens Skate Inn from 1 to 5 this afternoon.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 15:29:27 +0000 2015","id_str":"609744397186519040","full_text":"“Let's outgrow this impulse to posit everything as opposite to something else.” Wisdom from a jokey e-commerce site.<br><a href=\"https://meh.com/deals/purrfect-arch-or-cat-s-meow\">https://meh.com/deals/purrfect-arch-or-cat-s-meow</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 01:48:43 +0000 2015","id_str":"609537852767096833","full_text":"I’m well into the second season &amp; enjoying it just as much as I did the first time around. I stand by this: Enterprise is unjustly maligned.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 12 21:08:48 +0000 2015","id_str":"609467409439850496","full_text":"I have to make my own Piña Coladas this summer, since I can't visit the parents in the Keys. <a href=\"https://itunes.apple.com/app/id973319934\">https://itunes.apple.com/app/id973319934</a> <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/609467409439850496-CHVDYTCWsAEFtWC.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/609467409439850496-CHVDYTCWsAEFtWC.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 12 13:49:23 +0000 2015","id_str":"609356827218812928","full_text":"Here’s a well done fusion of “Alien” and “Prometheus”, edited together into a cohesive story titled “Derelict”. <a href=\"http://cinetropolis.net/derelict-fusing-prometheus-with-its-alien-dna/\">http://cinetropolis.net/derelict-fusing-prometheus-with-its-alien-dna/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 11 21:52:07 +0000 2015","id_str":"609115922394193920","full_text":"“Dad, I didn’t know you had a website. I googled my name but all I found was page after page of you.” <br><br>It has begun. She has no idea.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 11 17:18:35 +0000 2015","id_str":"609047087200747520","full_text":"Woman entrepreneur in/near TN? Get into Pando's entrepreneurship, technology, &amp; Southern culture festival for free. <a href=\"http://pando.com/2015/06/10/a-week-before-pandoland-a-sexist-douche-gives-us-a-great-idea/\">http://pando.com/2015/06/10/a-week-before-pandoland-a-sexist-douche-gives-us-a-great-idea/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 11 13:27:09 +0000 2015","id_str":"608988845187698689","full_text":"The Wash Post on the superintendent(a) in the poorest US city(b): <a href=\"http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2015/06/10/2015-national-superintendent-of-the-year-teaches-for-a-day-heres-what-he-learned/\">http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/answer-sheet/wp/2015/06/10/2015-national-superintendent-of-the-year-teaches-for-a-day-heres-what-he-learned/</a> (a) 2015 Superintendent of the Year (b) Athens, GA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 11 02:18:21 +0000 2015","id_str":"608820536827850752","full_text":"Tonight I learned if you take a shoulder roast and cook it in a 129F water bath for 30 hours, it’s fairly indistinguishable from prime rib.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 09 14:14:46 +0000 2015","id_str":"608276052822134785","full_text":"A guy sings a beautiful duet with his previous self, before T. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIFu3vWicmI&feature=youtu.be\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIFu3vWicmI&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 08 23:56:51 +0000 2015","id_str":"608060150092578816","full_text":"I’ve had my share of disappointment, and right up there was the time that luchador entered Cutthroat Kitchen and didn’t cook in mask &amp; cape.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 08 01:35:36 +0000 2015","id_str":"607722611670401025","full_text":"A perfect teaser trailer for The Martian. I loved the book.  <a href=\"https://twitter.com/negrino/status/607682318703173633\">https://twitter.com/negrino/status/607682318703173633</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 06 15:26:10 +0000 2015","id_str":"607206856881250305","full_text":"The Rhubarbarita! “Take fresh rhubarb, as much as you have…” <br><a href=\"http://www.splendidtable.org/recipes/rhubarbarita\">http://www.splendidtable.org/recipes/rhubarbarita</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 03 02:51:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"605929739170152449","full_text":"I don’t know if you’ve heard of it, but this game I just started playing, “Portal”, is pretty awesome.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 02 14:58:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"605750307486859264","full_text":"There’s an organized army of internet trolls operating out of a plain building in St. Petersburg, Russia. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html\">http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 01 01:17:55 +0000 2015","id_str":"605181446865735680","full_text":"I’m struggling with a taco injury. Taco shell shards are sharp and the soft palate is soft.<br><br>Also, I am cold are there are wolves after me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 31 15:56:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"605040255398477824","full_text":"Don’t Call It Katrina <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/dont-call-it-katrina\">http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/dont-call-it-katrina</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 30 22:05:11 +0000 2015","id_str":"604770558279041024","full_text":"My next keyboard? <a href=\"http://www.qwerkywriter.com/products/pre-order\">http://www.qwerkywriter.com/products/pre-order</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 28 01:34:50 +0000 2015","id_str":"603736153729200128","full_text":"Brilliant! Commander Riker in his own spin-off show: “Riker”.  <a href=\"http://www.geekgirlauthority.com/star-trek-tngs-commander-riker-gets-a-spin-off-you-know-youve-always-wanted-this/\">http://www.geekgirlauthority.com/star-trek-tngs-commander-riker-gets-a-spin-off-you-know-youve-always-wanted-this/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 26 20:30:37 +0000 2015","id_str":"603297207622750208","full_text":"Highgate County Fancy Chicken Show <a href=\"https://thenib.com/the-highgate-county-fancy-chicken-show-637382c60de1\">https://thenib.com/the-highgate-county-fancy-chicken-show-637382c60de1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 26 17:54:27 +0000 2015","id_str":"603257904678973440","full_text":"Idon’tknow. Maybe I’m not Mark who works at Arby’s. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIvUhZibY1E\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIvUhZibY1E</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 26 14:12:24 +0000 2015","id_str":"603202024327532544","full_text":"Here’s a wonderful 50 minute discussion about one of my favorite movies: Robert Altman’s “Popeye”.<br><br><a href=\"https://www.theincomparable.com/ump/13/index.php\">https://www.theincomparable.com/ump/13/index.php</a><br><br>You heard me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 26 12:13:42 +0000 2015","id_str":"603172154537025536","full_text":"Dropped my girls off at the Y for summer day camp, every other week all summer. They’re so excited, like the first day of school!","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 24 00:42:08 +0000 2015","id_str":"602273339743277056","full_text":"Here is $10 to spend at indie book publisher Inkshares. You can buy anything. I recommend “Asteroid Made of Dragons”. <a href=\"http://inkshares.com/secrets/swordandlaser\">http://inkshares.com/secrets/swordandlaser</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 22 03:23:14 +0000 2015","id_str":"601589106586431489","full_text":"IHOP has all-you-can-drink iced mochas for $2.95. I was in there for an hour, and now I’m not going to sleep until Tuesday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 20 18:21:17 +0000 2015","id_str":"601090330042245120","full_text":"Looking for a sci-fi comedy/adventure audio sitcom &amp; sketch show for weirdos? Let me suggest the Hadron Gospel Hour: <a href=\"http://www.hadrongospelhour.com\">http://www.hadrongospelhour.com</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed May 20 18:02:20 +0000 2015","id_str":"601085565065396224","full_text":"Were you a nerd in the ‘80s? Here, have the entire collection of Dave Trampier’s Wormy out of Dragon Magazine. <a href=\"https://sites.google.com/site/wormycollected/Home\">https://sites.google.com/site/wormycollected/Home</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 20 15:38:15 +0000 2015","id_str":"601049302060965889","full_text":"“What Is My Athens?” Here’s a beautifully written essay by local treasure André Gallant. <a href=\"http://www.andre-gallant.com/blog/2015/5/19/what-defines-my-athens\">http://www.andre-gallant.com/blog/2015/5/19/what-defines-my-athens</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 19 15:43:14 +0000 2015","id_str":"600688168493576192","full_text":"Oh, hey! The new version of Automatic, the smart car dashboard dongle, works with diesel engines now. Here, save $20. <a href=\"http://fbuy.me/cp0IC\">http://fbuy.me/cp0IC</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 17 18:11:28 +0000 2015","id_str":"600000698072363010","full_text":"Ice skated outside &amp; then ate a freshly picked peach so juicy it ran down my arm &amp; left a puddle on the sidewalk #IndistinguishableFromMagic","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 17 02:24:06 +0000 2015","id_str":"599762286828453888","full_text":"Twenty five years ago today. T_T <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/599762286828453888-CFLInweUMAE4njt.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/599762286828453888-CFLInweUMAE4njt.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 20:31:20 +0000 2022","id_str":"1549492105327820800","full_text":"When I’m feeling low, I read the iTunes reviews for my podcast. I’ve never received such pure  concentrated praise like that elsewhere — and have no idea how I’ve escaped the notice of the trolls.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 17 02:24:52 +0000 2022","id_str":"1548493910128746496","full_text":"Current status: drinking a gin and tonic made with from-scratch tonic. As in, from bark and roots from-scratch. The quinine fluoresces quite nicely. 😍 <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1548493910128746496-FX1bAGOUsAARemu.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1548493910128746496-FX1bAGOUsAARemu.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"10","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 14 14:58:14 +0000 2015","id_str":"598864905115140096","full_text":"A four year old boy I’ve never met just told me I look like a good basketball player and then asked me, “What’s your move?”<br><br>I need a move.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 08 20:47:13 +0000 2015","id_str":"596778402264313857","full_text":"Kim Stanley Robinson discusses the science and speculation behind his latest novel, Aurora. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1-lE5i98M\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T1-lE5i98M</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 06 13:03:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"595937021014757376","full_text":"Athenians! It’s no longer illegal to have chickens in your yard. Mayor: “You guys can go buy your chickens now.” <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/blogs/in-the-loop/posts/commission-approves-backyard-chickens-in-athens\">http://flagpole.com/blogs/in-the-loop/posts/commission-approves-backyard-chickens-in-athens</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue May 05 20:27:45 +0000 2015","id_str":"595686341079408640","full_text":"“The Man in the Van” — This profile on Blue Jays pitcher Daniel Norris is fantastic. <a href=\"http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12420393/top-blue-jays-prospect-daniel-norris-lives-own-code\">http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/12420393/top-blue-jays-prospect-daniel-norris-lives-own-code</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 29 12:41:02 +0000 2015","id_str":"593394559348023296","full_text":"A fully-loaded cargo spaceship crashing back to Earth will likely hit the ocean or “one of Earth’s great wastelands”. <a href=\"http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/apr/29/unmanned-russian-spacecraft-iss-plunging-to-earth-says-official\">http://www.theguardian.com/science/2015/apr/29/unmanned-russian-spacecraft-iss-plunging-to-earth-says-official</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 21 17:14:31 +0000 2015","id_str":"590564283429314561","full_text":"Just got off the phone from an interview with WSB radio. I used to work in radio myself, and still get a little thrill when I’m on the air.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 21 16:24:49 +0000 2015","id_str":"590551772751667201","full_text":"Wouldn’t normally link a 100-minute podcast on a 2-minute movie teaser, but this ep of The Incomparable is on point. <a href=\"https://www.theincomparable.com/theincomparable/243/index.php\">https://www.theincomparable.com/theincomparable/243/index.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 17 11:31:23 +0000 2015","id_str":"589028376171716609","full_text":"12-year-old me would be surprised and delighted to learn he was mentioned in Parade Magazine. <a href=\"http://parade.com/390582/alisongwinn/earth-day-across-america/\">http://parade.com/390582/alisongwinn/earth-day-across-america/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 15 20:30:28 +0000 2015","id_str":"588439266641870850","full_text":"I just pre-ordered my friend @gderekadams's book, \"Asteroid Made of Dragons\", on @inkshares.  So can you: <a href=\"https://www.inkshares.com/projects/asteroid-made-of-dragons?referral_code=90efc948\">https://www.inkshares.com/projects/asteroid-made-of-dragons?referral_code=90efc948</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 14 21:46:22 +0000 2015","id_str":"588095978529550336","full_text":"Juniper: “There’s a boy, an adult boy, in the gym &amp; he has a broom with no leaves on it that he uses for the goals and his name is Coach.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 14 14:22:04 +0000 2015","id_str":"587984167834689538","full_text":"Hey @samsm, It’s Free Cone Day!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 14 13:50:07 +0000 2015","id_str":"587976126091374592","full_text":"tape has brightening arm connect<br>self-paint lever itching does<br>shaving copter anymore<br>weld crat tonsil speep enact<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc83_gL-LU4\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc83_gL-LU4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 11 20:12:23 +0000 2015","id_str":"586985166276468736","full_text":"Went to Canopy for the dress rehearsal for next weekend’s show, and was greeted by ten storm troopers, Darth Vader, and R2D2 getting ready.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 07 20:01:57 +0000 2015","id_str":"585532986482946048","full_text":"Here’s a delightfully written essay about loud English fathers, firewood, and a cat. I think you’ll like it. <a href=\"http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/nov/05/my-cat-for-your-firewood-a-fair-trade\">http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/nov/05/my-cat-for-your-firewood-a-fair-trade</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 06 23:03:00 +0000 2015","id_str":"585216161748393984","full_text":"I’m hanging out at Ciné tonight, along with other community food orgs, talking about Athens Lically Grown to passersby. Bring me a beer?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 06 19:24:41 +0000 2015","id_str":"585161222145892353","full_text":"“I have passed away… I was born; I blinked; and it was over… Today I am happy and I am dancing. Probably naked.” <a href=\"http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesunion/obituary.aspx?n=emily-debrayda-phillips&pid=174524066\">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/timesunion/obituary.aspx?n=emily-debrayda-phillips&pid=174524066</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 06 00:47:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"584880165962063873","full_text":"In eight hours, at 4:45am, Vivian leaves for a three day field trip to St. Simons Island. Lucky girl! I hope we don’t oversleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 02 18:46:29 +0000 2015","id_str":"583702058227871744","full_text":"Want to work in my office with me, doing stuff I do? Like literally five feet from my desk?<br><br><a href=\"http://jobview.monster.com/Testing-Specialist-Job-Athens-GA-US-148530728.aspx?mescoid=1500137001001&jobPosition=1\">http://jobview.monster.com/Testing-Specialist-Job-Athens-GA-US-148530728.aspx?mescoid=1500137001001&jobPosition=1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 30 18:15:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"582607187081596928","full_text":"A 1000-year-old eye salve made from garlic, onion, wine, and oxgall kills the MRSA superbug, astonishing researchers. <a href=\"http://www.medievalists.net/2015/03/30/anglo-saxon-medicine-is-able-to-kill-modern-day-superbug-researchers-find/\">http://www.medievalists.net/2015/03/30/anglo-saxon-medicine-is-able-to-kill-modern-day-superbug-researchers-find/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 27 14:49:16 +0000 2015","id_str":"581468030804213760","full_text":"“Ska’s usually a young generation thing. It’s nice to see someone from the generation ahead of me into ska.” Skank on off of my lawn, kid.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 17 21:02:01 +0000 2015","id_str":"577937959598596096","full_text":"Finnish hillbillies Steve’n’Seagulls are releasing their 1st album! Here’s a video for “You Shook Me All Night Long” <a href=\"http://www.revolvermag.com/news/steve-n-seagulls-premiere-music-video-for-cover-of-acdcs-you-shook-me-all-night-long.html\">http://www.revolvermag.com/news/steve-n-seagulls-premiere-music-video-for-cover-of-acdcs-you-shook-me-all-night-long.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 16 17:34:42 +0000 2015","id_str":"577523398315761664","full_text":"So clever. So classy. RT @ZachWeiner: ANNOUNCING: The Single-Use Monocle: <a href=\"http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3674\">http://smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=3674</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 16 13:03:12 +0000 2015","id_str":"577455074345119744","full_text":"\"Sharla &amp; Lance Green deliver locally grown foods in Cape Girardeau, MO.\" Love my ideas taking root in my home state. <a href=\"http://www.semissourian.com/story/2175818.html\">http://www.semissourian.com/story/2175818.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 16 02:07:54 +0000 2015","id_str":"577290158803968000","full_text":"So, I’ve spent most of my evening trying to force feed a lizard a slurry of baby food and pedialyte. How are you doing?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 10 01:28:57 +0000 2015","id_str":"575106033460375554","full_text":"I won a drawing contest during bar trivia. <br><br>The apocalypse may commence.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 09 16:57:03 +0000 2015","id_str":"574977208881709056","full_text":"One of the most spectacular instances of gravitational lensing I’ve seen: watching a star blow up, over and over. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/06/science/astronomers-observe-supernova-and-find-theyre-watching-reruns.html?_r=0\">http://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/06/science/astronomers-observe-supernova-and-find-theyre-watching-reruns.html?_r=0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 08 04:13:12 +0000 2015","id_str":"574422592393777152","full_text":"Finally saw Mockingjay, Pt. 1. I liked it a lot, but I may have missed some important scenes due to Natalie Dormer’s hotness. Omigoodness.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 07 15:53:49 +0000 2015","id_str":"574236518975430656","full_text":"Resist bad coffee. <a href=\"http://www.1000facescoffee.com/blog/2015/3/5/dark-roast-coffee\">http://www.1000facescoffee.com/blog/2015/3/5/dark-roast-coffee</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 04 21:26:30 +0000 2015","id_str":"573233077700333569","full_text":"The first new Violent Femmes song in 15 Years &amp; about one of my favorite things! \"Love Love Love Love Love\" <a href=\"http://www.rollingstone.com/music/premieres/hear-violent-femmes-first-new-song-in-15-years-20150304\">http://www.rollingstone.com/music/premieres/hear-violent-femmes-first-new-song-in-15-years-20150304</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 04 17:34:54 +0000 2015","id_str":"573174795057152001","full_text":"Hey, I’ve got a horn. Think I’ll toot it. <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/food/the-locavore/2015/03/04/athens-food-pioneers-julia-gaskin-and-eric-wagoner-win-georgia-organics-awards\">http://flagpole.com/food/the-locavore/2015/03/04/athens-food-pioneers-julia-gaskin-and-eric-wagoner-win-georgia-organics-awards</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 28 02:03:16 +0000 2015","id_str":"571490789399916546","full_text":"I’m watching a baroque orchestra perform “Iphigenia In Brooklyn“ by P.D.Q. Bach.<br><br>Bliss. <br><br>#AnachroCon","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 27 22:18:29 +0000 2015","id_str":"571434218930229248","full_text":"“18th Century Beverages” First topic: bone broth. Such hipsters, those revolutionaries. #AnachroCon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 26 14:07:11 +0000 2015","id_str":"570948194382848001","full_text":"Brownest. Snow day. Ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 25 20:11:02 +0000 2015","id_str":"570677369016594432","full_text":"It’s raining and sleeting and snowing, all at the same time. Way to cover the spread, weather.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 24 15:08:34 +0000 2015","id_str":"570238863471460354","full_text":"I love this disclaimer: “CHARTER SECURITY SUITE®: Charter does not guarantee data will be secure.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 22 03:09:58 +0000 2015","id_str":"569333245260795905","full_text":"So I totally teared up in front of a thousand people and forgot to say a few things, including… <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/zY0jdvM2hG/\">http://instagram.com/p/zY0jdvM2hG/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 21 01:19:36 +0000 2015","id_str":"568943085671071745","full_text":"Athens has many wonderful artists of all sorts. Some of the most beautiful &amp; ephemeral local art is by Chris Taylor: <a href=\"http://instagram.com/34degreesnorth\">http://instagram.com/34degreesnorth</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 19 14:39:31 +0000 2015","id_str":"568419613152808960","full_text":"“Since the Civil War, East Athens Has Always Been a Battleground” The 1st of three parts of a great Flagpole series. <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/news/news-features/2015/02/18/since-the-civil-war-east-athens-has-always-been-a-battleground-1\">http://flagpole.com/news/news-features/2015/02/18/since-the-civil-war-east-athens-has-always-been-a-battleground-1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 19 13:40:23 +0000 2015","id_str":"568404733318336512","full_text":"Is there any escape from the noise? RT @CityLab: This new \"loudness\" map comes to us from @NatlParkService <a href=\"http://trib.al/4ePZ2nH\">http://trib.al/4ePZ2nH</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 16 22:14:18 +0000 2015","id_str":"567446900379754497","full_text":"Put a load in the dryer, just starting dinner, freezing rain beginning, the house is cold, and so the power goes out. Whiskey time!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 14 21:19:52 +0000 2015","id_str":"566708427863633920","full_text":"Today, my first day home, my muscles realized what a week I’d had and all started screaming. The Y’s whirlpool and a good book are helping.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 11 20:17:35 +0000 2015","id_str":"565605589750120449","full_text":"Something I’d not considered: online banking with e-statements leaves not much of a paper trail for those putting your affairs in order.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 11 14:13:01 +0000 2015","id_str":"565513842542006272","full_text":"\"This book has a female character who gets to be described as pudgy AND pretty with no BUT inbetween the two?!\" <a href=\"http://fatrobot.org/2015/02/flex-by-ferrett-steinmetz/\">http://fatrobot.org/2015/02/flex-by-ferrett-steinmetz/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 10 23:14:44 +0000 2015","id_str":"565287782961393664","full_text":"I’m in Okeechobee County, Florida for the first time. It looks exactly like Oklahoma ranch country with palm trees.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 10 14:05:39 +0000 2015","id_str":"565149599439261696","full_text":"Today’s agenda: drive 607 miles to where Dad last parked his RV, to find what I can find.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 08 00:49:27 +0000 2015","id_str":"564224456319836162","full_text":"It’s been an eventful week, but tonight I’m making that strawberry Hello Kitty birthday cake, because I promised one to a little girl.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 07 00:03:24 +0000 2015","id_str":"563850477343744002","full_text":"After a full day of calling up bankers, insurers, real estate managers, and retirement professionals, I have this advice: make your will.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 05 21:51:43 +0000 2015","id_str":"563454949968068608","full_text":"And so I find myself Googling “what to do when your second parent dies away from home” because I don’t know what to do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 05 14:28:39 +0000 2015","id_str":"563343447789404161","full_text":"How did I miss that a movie came out last year based on the fantastic Heinlein time travel story “ —All You Zombies— ”?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 04 14:31:09 +0000 2015","id_str":"562981692584247298","full_text":"Never would have guessed bench pressing a two foot stick of empty PVC pipe could be so painful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 02 23:12:13 +0000 2015","id_str":"562388047233556480","full_text":"“Hey Juni, what do you want for your birthday?”<br>“Hello Kitty riding a dragon.”<br><br>Can anyone at Sanrio hook me up?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 02 01:43:10 +0000 2015","id_str":"562063646948589569","full_text":"I have been tasked this week with making a gluten free strawberry Hello Kitty cake. Juniper is turning five.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 31 20:10:46 +0000 2015","id_str":"561617607657541632","full_text":"Simone Bergese, the new winemaker at Château Élan, has completely changed my opinion of the place. His dry muscadine wine is quite good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 29 15:20:40 +0000 2015","id_str":"560819824860078080","full_text":"One of my dancing heroes has a new video out, dancing to Skrillex: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vXakbieaY\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vXakbieaY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 29 13:29:18 +0000 2015","id_str":"560791798755655680","full_text":"I thought maybe a couple aspirin washed down with a few swigs of dark rum would help me sleep. #hurty","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 27 16:23:42 +0000 2015","id_str":"560110913567883264","full_text":"We’ve apparently reached the “rip apart the internal scar tissue” stage of physical therapy. <br><br>Ouch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 25 03:33:59 +0000 2015","id_str":"559192429342228482","full_text":"Sometimes saying “yes” when every fiber of our being wants to say “no” can be a life-changing experience. <a href=\"https://medium.com/human-parts/sex-on-wednesdays-e6aabe309fed\">https://medium.com/human-parts/sex-on-wednesdays-e6aabe309fed</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 23 14:14:55 +0000 2015","id_str":"558628949430112256","full_text":"If you’re going to engage in a shoe activity, make sure your foot is protected. Wear a sock, each and every time. <a href=\"http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2015/01/condoms-sex-ed-video-how-to-put-on-a-sock\">http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2015/01/condoms-sex-ed-video-how-to-put-on-a-sock</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 23 12:28:57 +0000 2015","id_str":"558602282997383168","full_text":"Each morning on the way school, Juni listens to “What Does the Fox Say?” on repeat. Today, she requested Van Morrison and New Order. #yessss","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 23 01:50:55 +0000 2015","id_str":"558441718161608704","full_text":"Went to the new pie place &amp; didn’t even order a pie. The fire roasted chicken sandwich was great. (j/k, also got a tasty feta &amp; pea pie.)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 18 07:13:48 +0000 2015","id_str":"556711032584818689","full_text":"Some nights you find yourself in a presidential suite at one on the morning, drunk on bourbon, playing chess against a farmer from Arkansas.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 18 01:22:08 +0000 2015","id_str":"556622535710605313","full_text":"The dinner entertainment is a live recording of “Tales From the South”, a radio storytelling show with 250 million listeners worldwide.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 16 19:24:31 +0000 2015","id_str":"556170150475333632","full_text":"Fantastic! RT @_cingraham: This is huge. Civil asset forfeiture is effectively over. <a href=\"http://wapo.st/1IIYV56\">http://wapo.st/1IIYV56</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 12 21:43:49 +0000 2015","id_str":"554755654767087617","full_text":"“Men Who Post Lots of Selfies Show Signs of Psychopathy, Says Study” <a href=\"http://gizmodo.com/men-who-post-selfies-online-show-signs-of-psychopathy-1678809922\">http://gizmodo.com/men-who-post-selfies-online-show-signs-of-psychopathy-1678809922</a> Poor fellows. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/554755654767087617-B7LjU8PIgAIgcIQ.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/554755654767087617-B7LjU8PIgAIgcIQ.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 14:42:25 +0000 2015","id_str":"552837665146810368","full_text":"My medical team cancelled my physical therapy for the next few weeks, saying I don’t need it and I’d just be wasting my money.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 13:12:39 +0000 2015","id_str":"552815075313319936","full_text":"Since the pie shop opened up, I’ve lost four pounds. Best. Diet. Ever.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 05 17:48:56 +0000 2015","id_str":"552159828576329728","full_text":"This dark cooperative storytelling game is unlike any I’ve ever seen. A pdf can be yours for just $10. <a href=\"https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shiftyginger/ten-candles-a-tragic-horror-storytelling-game\">https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/shiftyginger/ten-candles-a-tragic-horror-storytelling-game</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 05 03:45:21 +0000 2015","id_str":"551947535670325249","full_text":"\"Finally! My Guest Room is Bigger on the Inside!\" Here's a fabulous Murphy bed. <a href=\"http://thestubbythumb.com/finally-my-guest-room-is-bigger-on-the-inside/\">http://thestubbythumb.com/finally-my-guest-room-is-bigger-on-the-inside/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 04 04:39:09 +0000 2015","id_str":"551598685810065408","full_text":"Happens every time. I’m enjoying the company of lovely ladies at the bar and a guy with a rabbit walks in and I’m left standing by myself.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 04 03:23:19 +0000 2015","id_str":"551579603396202496","full_text":"The fancy Korean karaoke bar system didn’t have any of my songs. But they did have Juniper’s song, so “What Does the Fox Say” it is.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 03 19:38:17 +0000 2015","id_str":"551462572009205762","full_text":"The new Game of Thrones game is quite good. I’m impressed with how well the story overlays what we already know. <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_of_Thrones_%282014_video_game%29\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_of_Thrones_%282014_video_game%29</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 02 21:08:18 +0000 2015","id_str":"551122837160067074","full_text":"Athens has no shortage of amazing sandwiches, and here are six of them. They’re even vegetarian or vegan.<br><a href=\"http://www.thebroadcollective.com/favorite-inventor-earl-sandwich/\">http://www.thebroadcollective.com/favorite-inventor-earl-sandwich/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 20:37:18 +0000 2015","id_str":"550752647096315904","full_text":"Since it’s now 2015, I’m making myself stop eating after 15 deviled eggs.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 31 16:09:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"550322866978557952","full_text":"The Case of the Missing Nude <br>“All four walls in both unisex lavatories were chalkboard…” <a href=\"https://medium.com/human-parts/the-case-of-the-missing-nude-256c18197df0\">https://medium.com/human-parts/the-case-of-the-missing-nude-256c18197df0</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 19:02:20 +0000 2014","id_str":"550003972803940353","full_text":"The pie shop still had pies so for lunch I had a pie (Irish stew, made with plenty of beer). I’ll check again tomorrow.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 17:03:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"549974061594722304","full_text":"I haven’t been wearing my sling the past few days because it was making me worse. Was to be in it another month, but doc just said ok. Whew.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 04:54:02 +0000 2014","id_str":"549790489961332736","full_text":"I like meh., a new competitor to Amazon-owned Woot!, from Woot!’s founders. Their 404 page is just one reason why. <a href=\"https://meh.com/index.htlm\">https://meh.com/index.htlm</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 28 19:07:57 +0000 2014","id_str":"549280613032009729","full_text":"Thought maybe I’d head out &amp; do something, but the only thing on the Flagpole calendar is a trivia night that’s on hiatus. Athens is closed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 28 05:31:11 +0000 2014","id_str":"549075066945036288","full_text":"Home alone for the next few days. I’m off to bed now and might not get up again until Monday. Except to eat more prescription Aleve.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 28 02:25:11 +0000 2014","id_str":"549028256180338688","full_text":"Eating leftover salchipapas for dinner while a TENS unit induces spasms in my shoulder, because I like my meals exotic and challenging.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 26 21:05:02 +0000 2014","id_str":"548585301866999808","full_text":"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 26 03:37:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"548321590111653888","full_text":"Today all the muscles from my neck down my arm are screaming at me, asking what I’ve done, and I’d like them to calm the hell down, please.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 26 01:44:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"548293256837365761","full_text":"I was just served a gin and milk, and now there’s one thing I can’t make fun of any more.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 24 20:23:31 +0000 2014","id_str":"547850077335982081","full_text":"The first ingredient in this recipe for a proper English Christmas stuffed turkey roll is pork rinds.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 24 04:35:18 +0000 2014","id_str":"547611450974683136","full_text":"Truth. RT @saladinahmed: Year-end memorials will skip him, but David Trampier was one of 2014's deep creative losses. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/547611450974683136-B5lo-4XIYAAZ9l1.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/547611450974683136-B5lo-4XIYAAZ9l1.jpg\"></a></li><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/547611450974683136-B5lo-4YIgAA4vFl.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/547611450974683136-B5lo-4YIgAA4vFl.jpg\"></a></li><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/547611450974683136-B5lo-4ZIAAAmnTM.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/547611450974683136-B5lo-4ZIAAAmnTM.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 24 04:13:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"547605902430576640","full_text":"Saw this on the telly and it looked proper lush. I’ll try to make it tomorrow. <a href=\"http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/toms_turkey_roll_with_44115\">http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/toms_turkey_roll_with_44115</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 24 03:53:16 +0000 2014","id_str":"547600872931618819","full_text":"Twenty four hours from now, I will be all out of narcotics. Just FYI.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 23 15:38:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"547416039257309184","full_text":"I’ve recovered to the point most people are in a month after the surgery. I attribute my powers to the brown recluse bite when I was young.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 22 03:32:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"546870782534905857","full_text":"“The 12 Days of Christmas: Roasted Root Vegetables from Eric Wagoner”<br><a href=\"http://www.thebroadcollective.com/12-days-christmas-roasted-root-vegetables-eric-wagoner/\">http://www.thebroadcollective.com/12-days-christmas-roasted-root-vegetables-eric-wagoner/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 20 19:50:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"546392254257319936","full_text":"Shopping at Toys R Us. Difficulty level: narcotics are wearing off.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 19 16:39:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"545981870744539136","full_text":"Made it to the surgery center a half hour early. They’re running an hour behind. No food or drink since midnight. I’m a shriveled husk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 19 01:31:35 +0000 2014","id_str":"545753277099286529","full_text":"I have to drink plenty of fluids today — doctor’s orders — and this rum is undeniably a liquid.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 19:56:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"545668827795980288","full_text":"I was sipping bone broth from my thermos and some dribbled through my beard and splashed on my plaid thrift store coat. Hipster: Level Up!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 19:16:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"545658966215516160","full_text":"I managed to get one more performance in today before the surgeon knocks me off my trapeze for a while tomorrow.<br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ym28LesLL8\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ym28LesLL8</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 17 21:37:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"545331916627795968","full_text":"A new holiday song from The Doubleclicks: “Sexist Bullshit (ends with us this Christmas)” <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axP-bk17C7I\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axP-bk17C7I</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 12 20:38:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"543505267884056576","full_text":"One week from now I’ll be getting out of surgery, because apparently tendons are supposed to be connected to bones. Explains a few things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 12 00:40:07 +0000 2014","id_str":"543203608687177728","full_text":"Someone put Tom Stoppard’s adaptation of “The Men in a Boat”, featuring Tim Curry &amp; Michael Palin, on YouTube. Go! <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9xvrbfyKGQ\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9xvrbfyKGQ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 11 16:29:13 +0000 2014","id_str":"543080069556875265","full_text":"I think I’m losing my mind this time. This time, I’m losing my mind. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-VNCGBDRU\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq-VNCGBDRU</a> #ripMCA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 10 15:20:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"542700485468508160","full_text":"“Teaching reminded me daily that I am no college professor. I was an interrogator at Abu Ghraib. I tortured.” <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/10/opinion/the-torture-report-reminds-us-of-what-america-was.html\">http://www.nytimes.com/2014/12/10/opinion/the-torture-report-reminds-us-of-what-america-was.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 09 16:54:41 +0000 2014","id_str":"542361704169218048","full_text":"A coworker keeps saying “slide stack” during a presentation and I’m suddenly daydreaming of having adventures in the Land of the Lost.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 08 20:49:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"542058504912384000","full_text":"Played Revolution 60 straight through yesterday. It’s a fun, innovative game. The all-women dev team &amp; cast is bonus. <a href=\"http://www.revolution60.com\">http://www.revolution60.com</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 30 18:49:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"539129182727708672","full_text":"About to get locked into a room for an hour, because I like my video games to be real life.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 30 16:33:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"539094983912210432","full_text":"“Customer base expected to double for NE Georgia Locally Grown with help from USDA grant” <a href=\"http://www.accessnorthga.com/detail.php?n=282096\">http://www.accessnorthga.com/detail.php?n=282096</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 30 16:24:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"539092717385842688","full_text":"What to Pack for Certain Death — Lessons from history on necessities for your doomed expedition. <a href=\"https://medium.com/the-nib/what-to-pack-for-certain-death-11cc8f343f31\">https://medium.com/the-nib/what-to-pack-for-certain-death-11cc8f343f31</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 26 05:28:34 +0000 2014","id_str":"537477996954005504","full_text":"If you’re going to go grocery shopping at midnight, might as well do it in a three piece suit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 26 03:48:58 +0000 2014","id_str":"537452930665021440","full_text":"Went to the advanced swing class for the first time tonight. Boy howdy do they throw the moves at you, but now I can Tandem Charleston.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 24 19:38:10 +0000 2014","id_str":"536967027840524288","full_text":"“What if the cow has no legs? Because it’s an octopus!” Juniper has really embraced Dadaist humor.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 24 00:58:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"536685282587070465","full_text":"Is there any way I could get Tom Kerridge to narrate my everything? <a href=\"http://youtu.be/Do_fgk8INxY\">http://youtu.be/Do_fgk8INxY</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 23 16:54:36 +0000 2014","id_str":"536563476106584064","full_text":"I’m home alone on this cold rainy day, but I have good books, egg nog, and a bottle of dark rum so I’ll be ok.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 22 20:35:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"536256559727525888","full_text":"Didn’t have unmetered internet until July, so maybe it’s no surprise I hadn’t found a Ska music stream until now. *skanks in the kitchen*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 21 16:06:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"535826718700077056","full_text":"“Your Daily Lex” is an utterly charming five minute podcast. I can’t explain what makes it great, but it is. <a href=\"http://daily.lexfriedman.com\">http://daily.lexfriedman.com</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 21 15:09:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"535812263467552768","full_text":"Today the meh guys (formerly the woot guys) deftly poke fun at a UGA fan while selling bluetooth speakers. <a href=\"https://meh.com/deals/bem-bluetooth-speaker\">https://meh.com/deals/bem-bluetooth-speaker</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 18 18:51:36 +0000 2014","id_str":"534780982105497600","full_text":"The first booger freeze of the season is always the best. #winter","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 15 18:45:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"533692284886601728","full_text":"I think it’s pro-wrestler day at the skate rink. Let me tell you, these meatheads can book it. Weird not being the biggest guy on the rink.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 15 14:34:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"533629145176346625","full_text":"I don’t know if Nutella-stuffed pancakes were a thing before, but they are now. #madscientist #kitchenlaboratory","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 15 00:25:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"533415495723417600","full_text":"“You have the coolest kids in the known universe. Or they have the best PR in the biz.” Little from column a, little from column b. Mostly a","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 14 11:57:47 +0000 2014","id_str":"533227291317649408","full_text":"The girls are doing everything but getting dressed. And by “everything” I mainly mean alternating beat boxing &amp; singing Harry Belafonte.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 13 18:19:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"532961065664282624","full_text":"Today I figured out how to do a trapeze move so basic they teach it on the first day of classes and move on. It took me three years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 12 16:06:20 +0000 2014","id_str":"532565064864505856","full_text":"Current status: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/532565064864505856-B2QNGrXCQAAC3fY.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/532565064864505856-B2QNGrXCQAAC3fY.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 12 13:12:29 +0000 2014","id_str":"532521311277703168","full_text":"XKCD is providing live coverage of the comet landing, in comic form. <a href=\"http://xkcd.com/1446/\">http://xkcd.com/1446/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 11 20:12:19 +0000 2014","id_str":"532264578588372993","full_text":"Rules For Dating My Daughter<br><br>1. I have some complicated thoughts on that<br>2. Read this comic<br> <a href=\"https://medium.com/the-nib/rules-for-dating-my-daughter-50ebecda2449\">https://medium.com/the-nib/rules-for-dating-my-daughter-50ebecda2449</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 11 18:31:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"532239087957446657","full_text":"Humans are about to land a robot on a comet and I’m stuck here sitting in a training room doing something not that. <a href=\"http://dlr.de/dlr/en/desktopdefault.aspx/tabid-10394/\">http://dlr.de/dlr/en/desktopdefault.aspx/tabid-10394/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 11 12:04:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"532141846999601152","full_text":"A weather app has never been more correct. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/532141846999601152-B2KMMEGCYAAwKLR.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/532141846999601152-B2KMMEGCYAAwKLR.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 10 15:15:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"531827497013608448","full_text":"Oh, a nice portion of my rotator cuff has come detached from the bone. That explains a few things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 08 22:55:26 +0000 2014","id_str":"531218466192519168","full_text":"I’m sitting on bleachers about to watch an elementary school cheerleading exhibition. It’s a funny thing, life.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 05 23:41:36 +0000 2014","id_str":"530142921530421252","full_text":"Does anyone else cook up a quick duxelles to spread on deli pizza?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 05 23:20:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"530137510706679808","full_text":"I’ve got an MRI in the morning so tonight I guess I can’t drink my usual whisky and Irn-Bru.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 05 17:03:52 +0000 2014","id_str":"530042829360627713","full_text":"“We have a certain cultural mistrust of solitude, I think. It is for weirdos and lost souls, spinsters and misfits.” <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2014/11/03/361124560/the-luxury-of-solitude\">http://www.npr.org/blogs/monkeysee/2014/11/03/361124560/the-luxury-of-solitude</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 03 16:08:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"529304032272453633","full_text":"Want to own a piece of Athens history while supporting mental health? Nuçi’s Space has a new Indiegogo project: <a href=\"http://www.avclub.com/article/help-save-rem-steeple-and-own-piece-history-211251\">http://www.avclub.com/article/help-save-rem-steeple-and-own-piece-history-211251</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 03 12:24:07 +0000 2014","id_str":"529247650613592064","full_text":"Starting the day off with a Celtic rock tribute to The Cure because there’s no angst like bagpipe angst.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 02 14:24:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"528915594977214464","full_text":"A masterpiece of modern horror: \"The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou\" <a href=\"http://sploid.gizmodo.com/the-life-aquatic-with-steve-zissou-in-the-style-of-kubr-1653001900\">http://sploid.gizmodo.com/the-life-aquatic-with-steve-zissou-in-the-style-of-kubr-1653001900</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 31 00:53:16 +0000 2014","id_str":"527986628854579200","full_text":"Michaels closes at 9pm the night before Halloween? This should be their Black Friday. So much panic buying going on at 8:51.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 30 13:43:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"527818153779544064","full_text":"“We pave the sunlit path toward justice together, brick by brick. This is my brick.” — Tim Cook <a href=\"http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-10-30/tim-cook-im-proud-to-be-gay\">http://www.businessweek.com/articles/2014-10-30/tim-cook-im-proud-to-be-gay</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 30 13:22:47 +0000 2014","id_str":"527812864946761728","full_text":"The nice lady at the polling place said how much she liked my Halloween costume &amp; was really confused when I said it was my normal clothes.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 29 13:33:04 +0000 2014","id_str":"527453061451898880","full_text":"I’m about to meet my orthopedic surgeon because now I’m a guy that has an orthopedic surgeon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 18:12:45 +0000 2014","id_str":"526798672512962561","full_text":"Obligatory link to the new OK Go video that outdoes the previous OK Go videos: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZB_rGFyeU\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZB_rGFyeU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 14:25:27 +0000 2014","id_str":"526741470628573184","full_text":"These look like iconic 1930s dust bowl photographs, but they’re from California’s Central Valley this year. <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2014/10/california_central_valley_agriculture_drought_and_climate_change_photos.html\">http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/future_tense/2014/10/california_central_valley_agriculture_drought_and_climate_change_photos.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 00:58:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"526538481871630336","full_text":"The Kroger cashier tells me “sir, you are one cool person” and that’s probably the closest I’ll get to a stranger calling me a hoopy frood.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 26 17:11:43 +0000 2014","id_str":"526420922761490433","full_text":"Today I’m going to the old cotton warehouses to watch a bunch of magnificent vampires perform on trapeze and other aerial devices. #athens","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 18:58:29 +0000 2014","id_str":"526085406870495233","full_text":"I’m going to a wilderness survival skill school contra dance at the coffee roaster right across the RR tracks from the other coffee roaster.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 22 13:37:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"524917537314988032","full_text":"Y’all best behave because there’s a new sheriff in town. And she’s got a violin… bazooka. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvipPYFebWc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 21 16:14:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"524594518461775872","full_text":"A great retelling of how the seeds of sexism in computing were planted by marketers in the '80s &amp; grew from there. <a href=\"http://overca.st/BP5_uF3JY\">http://overca.st/BP5_uF3JY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 19 00:52:12 +0000 2014","id_str":"523637705318875136","full_text":"Masterful. RT @jadedturtle: The commentary by @monteiro is the best part of this week's Layer Tennis: <a href=\"http://www.layertennis.com/match/jones-vs-montiel/#introvertproblems\">http://www.layertennis.com/match/jones-vs-montiel/#introvertproblems</a> #LayerTennis","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 17 14:38:26 +0000 2014","id_str":"523120857938657280","full_text":"Is nothing sacred? <br><br>NPR: Planet Money Podcast: #575: The Fondue Conspiracy <a href=\"http://overca.st/BP5-3M_yg\">http://overca.st/BP5-3M_yg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 15 23:13:04 +0000 2014","id_str":"522525593926369280","full_text":"Half gallon of orange juice exploded all over the kitchen, first going in my eyes, blinding me so I couldn’t prevent more. Well played, OJ.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 14 11:30:52 +0000 2014","id_str":"521986491472707584","full_text":"Dropped Juniper off at school while an active tornado warning was in effect. Which was too much excitement for this early in the morning.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 03:42:06 +0000 2022","id_str":"1545614241994088449","full_text":"Episode seven of The Bear (Hulu) is the most intense half hour of television I’ve seen in maybe ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 14:33:57 +0000 2022","id_str":"1544691124761251841","full_text":"So someone bombed the Georgia Guidestones overnight. Most of it is just rubble. The extremists continue to get bolder. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1544691124761251841-FW_YZD6XwAEkPmA.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1544691124761251841-FW_YZD6XwAEkPmA.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 14:59:23 +0000 2022","id_str":"1543610360523104260","full_text":"What even is going on? <a href=\"https://twitter.com/endajodowd/status/1542915789845561346\">https://twitter.com/endajodowd/status/1542915789845561346</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 02 03:53:05 +0000 2022","id_str":"1543080293061509122","full_text":"wt actual f <a href=\"https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/1542715326114287620\">https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/1542715326114287620</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 12 22:59:43 +0000 2014","id_str":"521435070641766400","full_text":"Playing team trivia with an actual team instead of by myself for once. Maybe this liter mug of Guinness will help me get along with others.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 12 02:33:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"521126421046247424","full_text":"The cigarette case full of jelly babies added just the right amount of class to The Mummy on the Orient Express.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 12 02:06:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"521119798890332160","full_text":"Terrifying letter from the IRS was so terrifying it took a while to see I don’t owe money. Someone I know does. They’re allowed to do that?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 11 03:33:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"520779224186380288","full_text":"It’s weird to be watching TV and discover that someone you know has their own show. Go Jim Stacy! <a href=\"http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/shows/offbeat-eats-with-jim-stacy.html\">http://www.cookingchanneltv.com/shows/offbeat-eats-with-jim-stacy.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 11 02:20:32 +0000 2014","id_str":"520760832511442945","full_text":"\"Say I’m the Only Bee in Your Bonnet: 'Birdhouse in Your Soul' and the revolution it signified.\"<br><br><a href=\"http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2014/02/a_history_of_the_they_might_be_giants_song_birdhouse_in_your_soul.html\">http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2014/02/a_history_of_the_they_might_be_giants_song_birdhouse_in_your_soul.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 10 15:47:32 +0000 2014","id_str":"520601535185956864","full_text":"“Local Food Goes Virtual” An article about Athens Locally Grown in the Red &amp; Black’s magazine, Ampersand. <a href=\"http://issuu.com/redandblack/docs/ampersand_sept2014_issuu_0680e3777fd6b9/c/slh8dbh\">http://issuu.com/redandblack/docs/ampersand_sept2014_issuu_0680e3777fd6b9/c/slh8dbh</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 09 22:37:18 +0000 2014","id_str":"520342266972356608","full_text":"While I wasn’t looking a couple weeks ago, total farmer sales through my online farmers market system passed $13 million.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 09 21:14:34 +0000 2014","id_str":"520321447852396544","full_text":"“Flip the Switch: How floating in an isolation tank finally shut off my brain” <a href=\"https://medium.com/the-nib/flip-the-switch-2801d727a6d2\">https://medium.com/the-nib/flip-the-switch-2801d727a6d2</a><br><br>I must try this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 09 14:22:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"520217682059485185","full_text":"“Tuck Me In” — A one minute movie. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNQIdEv-Emo\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNQIdEv-Emo</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 08 03:07:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"519685432557072385","full_text":"Never before have I swing danced to “Love Shack”. I’m kind of surprised I had to be in Athens seventeen years before I got the opportunity.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 07 01:17:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"519295501137891328","full_text":"“Kill the Moon” What am I even watching? I’m highly entertained, I’ll give it that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 06 18:26:57 +0000 2014","id_str":"519192098831368193","full_text":"This is a brilliant book. I’m going to have to order multiple copies. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cREyQJO9EPs\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cREyQJO9EPs</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 06 15:37:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"519149333779062784","full_text":"The Drabblecast ran a fun little sci-fi story this week, and I got to contribute some voice work for it. <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2014/10/05/drabblecast-340-clear-day-can-see-way-conspiracy/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2014/10/05/drabblecast-340-clear-day-can-see-way-conspiracy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 06 15:21:34 +0000 2014","id_str":"519145446338732032","full_text":"\"Oh, all that legalese that said the opposite of what we verbally agreed to? Just ignore it. Here's your $50 back.\" <a href=\"https://www.evernote.com/shard/s1/sh/9cef5181-5129-40b1-a5d0-7aa7ffda9dd6/9eb127d3c1df9759bd9c7d0e0bd3a77f\">https://www.evernote.com/shard/s1/sh/9cef5181-5129-40b1-a5d0-7aa7ffda9dd6/9eb127d3c1df9759bd9c7d0e0bd3a77f</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 06 14:17:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"519129363431063552","full_text":"Tested a Rackspace server for 20 minutes. Month later was charged $50. The response to my refund request was absurd. <a href=\"https://www.evernote.com/shard/s1/sh/632f139c-9a10-4142-8854-4091640f4917/e94a7dcf22100d8e092b642034723cfa\">https://www.evernote.com/shard/s1/sh/632f139c-9a10-4142-8854-4091640f4917/e94a7dcf22100d8e092b642034723cfa</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 05 18:00:49 +0000 2014","id_str":"518823137656717313","full_text":"I brought a bunch of live crickets into the house and gave them a little place to live and food and water like that was a normal thing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 17:14:49 +0000 2014","id_str":"518449173608550401","full_text":"Just got to the new Athens skating rink and they don’t allow chains or tube tops so now I have to rethink my entire Saturday afternoon.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 03 17:04:22 +0000 2014","id_str":"518084155721404416","full_text":"Science is on to me! #ownworstenemy <a href=\"http://io9.com/physicists-have-found-a-particle-thats-also-its-own-ant-1642069163\">http://io9.com/physicists-have-found-a-particle-thats-also-its-own-ant-1642069163</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 02 04:12:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"517527606867279872","full_text":"Freshly baked muffins taste best at midnight. #truefact","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 29 15:33:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"516611835043536898","full_text":"Plant-soil feedbacks after severe tornado damage: a PhD dissertation interpretive dance on trapeze.<br><a href=\"https://vimeo.com/107412178\">https://vimeo.com/107412178</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 28 17:27:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"516278034287321088","full_text":"“I think it’s taken me about a year and a half to read the 71 words in ‘Head, Heart.’”<br><br><a href=\"https://medium.com/@fchimero/this-should-only-take-a-minute-or-four-probably-e38bb7bf2adf\">https://medium.com/@fchimero/this-should-only-take-a-minute-or-four-probably-e38bb7bf2adf</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 28 03:13:11 +0000 2014","id_str":"516063041361027072","full_text":"11pm on a Friday night and my eyelids are drooping. Time to put the computer away and stop trying to make money. #coderlife","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 17:19:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"515913634237923328","full_text":"My first new driver’s license in nine years came in the mail, and wow, uglification technology has come a long way. This thing is hideous.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 21 15:25:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"513710729875447808","full_text":"Juniper just sat down at the table and drew a picture of herself sitting at the table drawing a picture. So abstraction’s taken care of.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 19 16:16:52 +0000 2014","id_str":"512998768233709569","full_text":"Love Plus Learning Cancels Regret “Regret is the way you choose to shame yourself.” <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/love/love-plus-learning-cancels-regret/\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/love/love-plus-learning-cancels-regret/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 23:14:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"512379196036104192","full_text":"“Hey dad, a diamond is a rhombus.”<br><br>In other news, we learned today that Juniper met her academic goals for the year on week two of school.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 11:47:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"512206307555016704","full_text":"\"She's got a secret that's long overdue...\" <a href=\"http://i.instagram.com/p/tC0ps4iNF3/\">http://i.instagram.com/p/tC0ps4iNF3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 15 21:51:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"511633507811356673","full_text":"I’m a freak of nature. My cold allergy is number three on this list of medical oddities: <a href=\"http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/10-strangest-known-medical-conditions\">http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/10-strangest-known-medical-conditions</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 15 03:10:34 +0000 2014","id_str":"511351341277786112","full_text":"Tonight’s performance by @mc_frontalot was entirely adequate. Catch him in your town if you can.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 15 00:49:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"511315771902132224","full_text":"“Why We Can’t Be Friends” A great bit of Nerdcore Hiphop right here. <a href=\"https://tribeone.bandcamp.com/album/crisis-on-intimate-earths\">https://tribeone.bandcamp.com/album/crisis-on-intimate-earths</a> #ghostbusters","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 14 17:37:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"511207020650070016","full_text":"MC Frontalot is performing for my birthday tonight at Vinyl in Atlanta &amp; I will be there. (You can’t convince me it’s just a coincidence.)","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 13 11:43:36 +0000 2014","id_str":"510755674113183744","full_text":"A bucket truck, several chainsaws, and a tree grinder outside my window at 7am on a Saturday morning. Thanks, Obama!","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 13 03:26:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"510630452269686784","full_text":"“Robot of Sherwood” is ridiculous. But I like it. But it’s so ridiculous. And very Doctor Who.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 13 03:11:02 +0000 2014","id_str":"510626679879127040","full_text":"“Into The Dalek” was kind of a mess. (Yeah, I’m a couple weeks behind.)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 12 20:39:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"510528249018220545","full_text":"Found my certificates from back when I was a nationally ranked Dungeon Master. I’m no two-bit nerd, y’all.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 10 15:05:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"509719403743952896","full_text":"Here’s a video of a fellow playing “99 Red Balloons” using only red balloons for instruments. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZND9dApFKU\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZND9dApFKU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 09 23:49:20 +0000 2014","id_str":"509488759394820096","full_text":"“Oh, I remember you! You had the facial hair!”<br><br>My beard’s reputation precedes me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 09 22:46:46 +0000 2014","id_str":"509473014204071937","full_text":"Just sitting at the bar having dinner and drinks next to one of the best musical acts on the road today, @meganjeankfb. NBD.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 08 02:54:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"508810680724910080","full_text":"This foley artist had the time of his or her life: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 07 17:50:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"508673762464915457","full_text":"Viv had to make up word problems for math class. One involves the temperature differences of the breath of different species of dragons.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 06 20:48:02 +0000 2014","id_str":"508355969525751808","full_text":"“When I’m 54 years old I’ll play football. But right now, I’m too small.” Look out, NFL. Juniper’s coming.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 06 17:22:26 +0000 2014","id_str":"508304229321433088","full_text":"The produce guys had never heard of bean sprouts. Took a call to the manager to learn it’s Kroger’s policy not to sell them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 06 17:03:55 +0000 2014","id_str":"508299566400016384","full_text":"The person at the cheese case at The World’s Largest Kroger has never heard of ricotta. I guess there’s not much call for that around here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 05 12:17:12 +0000 2014","id_str":"507865026607476736","full_text":"What’s going on with that potentially catastrophic volcano in Iceland? Here’s an update, with bonus Tolkien tie-ins: <a href=\"http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/09/04/1327285/-B-r-arbunga-Ash-Nazg-Durbatul-k\">http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/09/04/1327285/-B-r-arbunga-Ash-Nazg-Durbatul-k</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 04 03:16:07 +0000 2014","id_str":"507366470683459584","full_text":"School pictures studios &amp; cable providers share the same pricing model. “Buy this $$$ bundle, or just the 2 things you want for twice that.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 03 22:41:00 +0000 2014","id_str":"507297234191667200","full_text":"Probably the best thing ever written about Athens, GA. I agree with every word. <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/love-letters/love-letters-athens-georg_b_5438373.html\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/love-letters/love-letters-athens-georg_b_5438373.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 03 18:36:32 +0000 2014","id_str":"507235710659997696","full_text":"Attention nerds: Humble Bundle has over $270 worth of Star Trek comics for only $15.<a href=\"https://www.humblebundle.com/books\">https://www.humblebundle.com/books</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 03 13:02:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"507151621533749248","full_text":"“Together, they have formed the most monstrous squad of historical reenactors of all time.” A good primer on ISIS. <br><a href=\"http://www.newrepublic.com/article/119259/isis-history-islamic-states-new-caliphate-syria-and-iraq\">http://www.newrepublic.com/article/119259/isis-history-islamic-states-new-caliphate-syria-and-iraq</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 02 23:28:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"506946901892415488","full_text":"“Dad, you make the best fried chicken ever.”<br><br>“Dad, you make the best ice ever.”<br><br>They each have their favorites.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 02 21:58:19 +0000 2014","id_str":"506924103509737472","full_text":"“Dad, I’m smarter than you.”<br><br>She may prove herself right, but I’ve a feeling my 4 year old will have a few rude awakenings along the way.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 01 17:23:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"506492504288788480","full_text":"With advance planning we only had to walk a few bags down 35 flights of stairs instead of all the bags 65 flights. Huge win. #itsallrelative","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 31 17:26:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"506131020761296897","full_text":"I made it to the Tea Dueling Tournament, as a spectator, not a contestant. The competition is fierce.  <a href=\"http://unlacethevictorians.blogspot.com/2012/04/art-of-tea-dueling.html?m=1\">http://unlacethevictorians.blogspot.com/2012/04/art-of-tea-dueling.html?m=1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 30 01:52:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"505533573420814336","full_text":"I’m at a 35th anniversary pajama dance party for The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. I’m posting this on the sub-etha.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 29 23:19:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"505494929221890048","full_text":"I’ve gotten far more use and accolades from this simple Red Dwarf’s Arnold Rimmer outfit than any other costume I’ve ever made.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 29 15:41:18 +0000 2014","id_str":"505379676140105728","full_text":"“I’m alive, I’m real, there’s my little figure.” Walter Koenig on his Chekov memorabilia collection.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 29 15:17:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"505373768987205632","full_text":"Off to see Chekov. Pavel, not Anton. I think. At DragonCon, it could be either one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 29 13:39:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"505349000955199489","full_text":"Last year’s DragonCon badge line was about two hours. This year it was literally zero seconds.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 29 01:19:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"505162918703689728","full_text":"The world’s biggest Kroger just opened in Athens and I was prepared to be all “ha, ha, big Kroger” but holy crap, this is freakin’ huge.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 28 22:39:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"505122520240906241","full_text":"Here’s a devastatingly scathing article about Ferguson from Cracked, of all places. Being Cracked, also fart jokes. <a href=\"http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-wacky-farts-that-can-help-us-understand-ferguson-mo/\">http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-wacky-farts-that-can-help-us-understand-ferguson-mo/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 26 20:51:03 +0000 2014","id_str":"504370462642937857","full_text":"New codes! App friend me &amp; share your schedule so I can \"just happen to\" run into you at DragonCon!<br><br>521-381<br>657-075<br>426-013<br>675-660<br>512-389","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 26 17:04:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"504313420544741376","full_text":"I bet I’d be a lot more relaxed if I had any idea where my DragonCon membership postcard ended up during my move.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 25 18:59:49 +0000 2014","id_str":"503980082961334272","full_text":"It was only a matter of time before I got called out, and Jason Stiffler was first. #ALSRiceBucketChallenge #nailedit <a href=\"http://youtu.be/zoJOK_lfwkA\">http://youtu.be/zoJOK_lfwkA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 25 15:35:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"503928702099812352","full_text":"Every once in a while I DJ a set of dance music. When I record them, I’ll put them here (there’re four there now): <a href=\"http://www.mixcloud.com/eric-wagoner/\">http://www.mixcloud.com/eric-wagoner/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 24 04:26:44 +0000 2014","id_str":"503397975935434752","full_text":"One of the most exciting things for me, going back to when I was a young nerdling, is watching a new Doctor Who opening title sequence.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 23 15:53:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"503208316152344576","full_text":"“Hi dad! I’m a beautiful girl fire breathing dragon that’s an adult.”<br><br>You can be anything you want to be, Juniper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 23 13:42:45 +0000 2014","id_str":"503175510998794240","full_text":"Pop songs re-written as Shakespearean sonnets? Yes, please! <a href=\"http://popsonnet.tumblr.com/post/92079420643/ymca\">http://popsonnet.tumblr.com/post/92079420643/ymca</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 23 06:02:47 +0000 2014","id_str":"503059756630568961","full_text":"Considering that I don't have any of my cake decorating (or baking!) supplies with me, I'm going to… <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/sB1Fxrs2gq/\">http://instagram.com/p/sB1Fxrs2gq/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 23 01:14:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"502987148149411842","full_text":"Tonight I get to bake a cake that looks like Luigi’s hat. I’m glad she picked something easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 22 18:21:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"502883351792214016","full_text":"MC Frontalot made a song from the Native American folktale \"Wakjakaga's Anus Guards The Ducks\" ‘cause someone had to.<br><a href=\"http://frontalot.com/index.php/?page=lyrics&lyricid=98\">http://frontalot.com/index.php/?page=lyrics&lyricid=98</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 22 16:48:07 +0000 2014","id_str":"502859773596168192","full_text":"“Your order’s up and sir, your meal looks phenomenal.”<br><br>You know, she’s right. It looks pretty good for a Taco Bell.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 22 14:35:42 +0000 2014","id_str":"502826450077356032","full_text":"From Director Michael Bay, it’s Pixar’s “Up”: <a href=\"http://youtu.be/u5KQQWlIgGc\">http://youtu.be/u5KQQWlIgGc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 21 12:44:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"502436058009968640","full_text":"The Georgia Farm Bureau’s TV show profiled a growing online farmers market in NE Georgia: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFW2Ir_F6K0\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFW2Ir_F6K0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 20 14:51:08 +0000 2014","id_str":"502105557835472896","full_text":"“‘I believe in my vegetables,’ says Ethel Collins, the 79-year-old visionary of the West Broad Market Garden…” <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/food/the-locavore/2014/08/20/ethel-collins-is-athens-apostle-of-vegetables\">http://flagpole.com/food/the-locavore/2014/08/20/ethel-collins-is-athens-apostle-of-vegetables</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 20 11:59:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"502062345527775232","full_text":"“Feminist Geographer Amy Trauger on Gender in Agriculture” Unequal social relationships shape landscapes and places.<br> <a href=\"http://georgiaorganics.org/?p=93621\">http://georgiaorganics.org/?p=93621</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 20 02:26:34 +0000 2014","id_str":"501918183868358657","full_text":"Looks like every emergency vehicle in Clarke County is racing down Hwy 72 past Athens Tech.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 19 01:20:22 +0000 2014","id_str":"501539132741808128","full_text":"“Athens, GA on a Friday night / saw the little girl, she could sing alright” <a href=\"http://youtu.be/ue9lsHpGKd4\">http://youtu.be/ue9lsHpGKd4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 16 23:48:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"500791183661359104","full_text":"And then there was that time when I decided to go to a poolside BBQ dance party at a nudist resort. What a perfectly nice group of people.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 16 05:10:26 +0000 2014","id_str":"500509870911918080","full_text":"Closed down the Atlanta  Speakeasy Electroswing night, the last one on the dance floor. Some things don’t change in 25 years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 16 02:08:46 +0000 2014","id_str":"500464149634498560","full_text":"A brown coat and tear away pants. #shiny #burlesque","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 15 14:31:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"500288707501760513","full_text":"Here’s a live jazzy funk cover of “Walk on the Wild Side” you didn’t know you needed, from Athens’ The HEAP: <a href=\"http://www.southernshelter.com/loureedtribute2013-12-21/loureedtribute2013-12-21t16.mp3\">http://www.southernshelter.com/loureedtribute2013-12-21/loureedtribute2013-12-21t16.mp3</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 13 19:38:13 +0000 2014","id_str":"499641089838841856","full_text":"I wonder if the lines at the Social Security office would be shorter if they were open more than 27 hours a week.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 13 14:40:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"499566289099452417","full_text":"My morning workout included hula dance lessons. That was lots of fun. #hillbillyhulaguy #wiifitu","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 11 11:46:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"498797542142799873","full_text":"All ready for pre-k! It's a full day in the public elementary school. When I was young, full days… <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/rjouasM2iy/\">http://instagram.com/p/rjouasM2iy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 11 11:43:13 +0000 2014","id_str":"498796778703945729","full_text":"I blinked and now I somehow have a fifth grader. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/rjoYMKs2iF/\">http://instagram.com/p/rjoYMKs2iF/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 08 14:05:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"497745363814850560","full_text":"“Dad, you’re taller than every dog and every cat. Tiny puppies and little dogs and great big dogs and tiny kittens and little cats and …”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 05 20:38:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"496757186971058178","full_text":"“My blood is OK. It’s inside of me right now.”<br><br>Juniper, on giving us a status update on a recent mosquito bite.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 02 23:37:19 +0000 2014","id_str":"495714994315857920","full_text":"My brain is singing an improvisational mashup of “Step In Time” from Mary Poppins and Lionel Richie’s “Say You, Say Me”. It’s really awful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 02 03:47:42 +0000 2014","id_str":"495415618284564480","full_text":"<a href=\"http://iscraigdancing.com\">http://iscraigdancing.com</a> Visual verification at Little Kings. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/495415618284564480-BuAR4OgIQAAXS6t.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/495415618284564480-BuAR4OgIQAAXS6t.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 01 21:01:26 +0000 2014","id_str":"495313379511521282","full_text":"The Battle of Atlanta is in the top ten deadliest battlegrounds of the Civil War, but not an acre has been preserved. <a href=\"http://battleofatlanta.myajc.com/\">http://battleofatlanta.myajc.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 01 13:09:20 +0000 2014","id_str":"495194572021325824","full_text":"“We are funded for 746 Pre-K seats… Currently we are unable to seat your child in our Pre-K program.” <br><br>That’s… not good at all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 31 13:42:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"494840426734837760","full_text":"My new favorite thing: Samuel Beckett Motivational Cat Posters<br><br><a href=\"http://beckittns.tumblr.com/\">http://beckittns.tumblr.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 30 20:48:34 +0000 2014","id_str":"494585363059707905","full_text":"A 1905 USDA publication lists 17,000 varieties of apple. Today, many people only know three. Here is the story: <a href=\"http://www.bbg.org/gardening/article/the_apple_in_north_america\">http://www.bbg.org/gardening/article/the_apple_in_north_america</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 29 20:47:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"494222817798684672","full_text":"“The Ambush at Sheridan Springs: How Gary Gygax Lost Control of Dungeons &amp; Dragons” Well-written bit of nerd history <a href=\"https://medium.com/@increment/the-ambush-at-sheridan-springs-3a29d07f6836\">https://medium.com/@increment/the-ambush-at-sheridan-springs-3a29d07f6836</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 28 14:15:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"493761683983458304","full_text":"“I got a name, and to you it’s not ‘Pretty Little Thing’.” Being’ a girl in a country song, how did it go so wrong? <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MOavH-Eivw\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MOavH-Eivw</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 26 19:53:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"493121924004720640","full_text":"“I love watching you while you sleep. You dream when I watch you sleep.”<br><br>My four year old’s not at all creepy, not one bit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 26 17:38:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"493087993935458304","full_text":"We’re in the lazy days of summer. Oh, wait, I’ve got things to do tomorrow. <br><br>We’re in the lazy day of summer.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 25 20:11:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"492764009251487745","full_text":"The soon-to-be Congressman for most of Athens thinks citizens w/ clean records should be able to own nuclear weapons. <a href=\"http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/jay-bookman/2014/jul/24/jody-hice-citizens-need-cannons-bazookas-missiles/\">http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/jay-bookman/2014/jul/24/jody-hice-citizens-need-cannons-bazookas-missiles/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 25 03:19:55 +0000 2014","id_str":"492509523748610048","full_text":"“Game &amp; Wario” for the Wii U is very, very silly and a ridiculous amount of fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 23 20:41:29 +0000 2014","id_str":"492046864913809408","full_text":"“Even when gender roles change, sexism has a remarkable ability to adapt. Historical amnesia enables this ability.” <a href=\"http://www.alternet.org/when-women-wanted-sex-much-more-men\">http://www.alternet.org/when-women-wanted-sex-much-more-men</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 23 14:58:05 +0000 2014","id_str":"491960448418594816","full_text":"The new Republican nominee to replace Paul Broun, the most whackadoodle member of congress, is even more extreme. <a href=\"http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/24/jody-hice-mr-bigot-goes-to-washington.html\">http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/06/24/jody-hice-mr-bigot-goes-to-washington.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 22 18:38:32 +0000 2014","id_str":"491653537194315776","full_text":"Can you wiggle wiggle for the D-O-double G again?<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDl9SDd1FJY\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDl9SDd1FJY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 20 17:36:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"490913247726690305","full_text":"Here is video of my class’s trapeze performance at Canopy yesterday, all gothed out to Massive Attack’s “Angel”: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3d4_LdPts4\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3d4_LdPts4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 19 16:26:24 +0000 2014","id_str":"490533120735969280","full_text":"Today I’m going to get all gothed out and perform two shows of a trapeze routine to Massive Attack’s “Angel”. So, yeah, a typical Saturday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 18 20:02:02 +0000 2014","id_str":"490224998909755392","full_text":"Thrift store had this with the neckties. The braided rope is centered. The ends are flat, not pointed. What is it? <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/490224998909755392-Bs2hCZoCMAABWn8.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/490224998909755392-Bs2hCZoCMAABWn8.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 18 12:51:52 +0000 2014","id_str":"490116745219559427","full_text":"Slices of freshly baked sourdough cranberry pecan bread from my farmers market, toasted, buttered, spread with my home made blueberry jam.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 16 18:55:10 +0000 2014","id_str":"489483396377497600","full_text":"Oh look, an article on food seizures with a big photo of me as an example of what not to do. Eh, I’d change nothing.<br><a href=\"http://thecompletepatient.com/article/2014/july/16/six-ways-put-stop-government-seizures-privately-owned-food\">http://thecompletepatient.com/article/2014/july/16/six-ways-put-stop-government-seizures-privately-owned-food</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 16 17:47:18 +0000 2014","id_str":"489466317809152000","full_text":"“Schemes? Guys, it’s just something we have to do. We can’t let Freud turtle his way to victory in Australia.” <a href=\"http://existentialcomics.com/comic/34\">http://existentialcomics.com/comic/34</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 14 02:39:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"488513173335859200","full_text":"“I’ve been breathing in turps all day rubbing twat off a crab. You’ve never heard that sentence before have you?” Oh, this show. #derek","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 13 18:04:00 +0000 2014","id_str":"488383356455751680","full_text":"The South’s largest supply of hand painted rocking chairs, gliders, and porch swings is at the Monroe, GA Radio Shack. Just an FYI.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 13 16:31:24 +0000 2014","id_str":"488360052865388544","full_text":"What the hell... Rolf Harris was a predator? *purges MP3 collection* <a href=\"http://www.theweek.co.uk/people/rolf-harris/58756/rolf-harris-jailed-for-less-than-six-years-for-sex-assaults\">http://www.theweek.co.uk/people/rolf-harris/58756/rolf-harris-jailed-for-less-than-six-years-for-sex-assaults</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 11 13:20:49 +0000 2014","id_str":"487587316912111617","full_text":"“Online farmers market brings locally grown fruits &amp; vegetables to Hall County: Farming has officially gone digital.” <a href=\"http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/section/199/article/101882/\">http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/section/199/article/101882/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 08 18:34:18 +0000 2014","id_str":"486579040799576064","full_text":"“Retribution is a Star Wars fan film written &amp; directed by UGA football player Chris Conley.” #pleasantlysurprised <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJU5Ebka44\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsJU5Ebka44</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 06 03:23:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"485624954595966977","full_text":"I drove all the live long day &amp; only just left Florida. It’s got to be the longest state (Alaska doesn’t count since it doesn’t have roads).","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 06 01:16:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"485593075561922560","full_text":"To the fella at the side of the Florida Turnpike changing license plates 500ft before an automated toll plaza: them’s some mighty big balls.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 05 22:17:13 +0000 2014","id_str":"485547977025400832","full_text":"The flashing sign said to tune to AM 1640 for an urgent broadcast but that frequency had only static. Has WWIII started? Please advise.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 05 18:05:58 +0000 2014","id_str":"485484748953776130","full_text":"Don’t have enough gas to reach the mainland &amp; none of the stations here seem to sell diesel so I guess I’ll have to join a pirate crew. Bye!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 05 17:39:38 +0000 2014","id_str":"485478121898926080","full_text":"Juniper woke from a dead sleep in the back seat to sing along to “Blitzkrieg Bop”. “That’s my favorite song!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 03 23:35:16 +0000 2014","id_str":"484842844281008128","full_text":"Any ideas what this coin/token is from? #lazyweb (The other side) <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/484842844281008128-BrqB_wAIcAAw3UW.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/484842844281008128-BrqB_wAIcAAw3UW.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 03 23:34:12 +0000 2014","id_str":"484842575652589570","full_text":"Any ideas what this coin/token is from? #lazyweb <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/484842575652589570-BrqBwG5CUAE9lch.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/484842575652589570-BrqBwG5CUAE9lch.jpg\"></a></li><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/484842575652589570-BrqBvz1CQAATZkC.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/484842575652589570-BrqBvz1CQAATZkC.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 01 01:55:43 +0000 2014","id_str":"483791024917995521","full_text":"“I’m glad you’re having fun in the Keys, Juni. What do you want to do tomorrow?”<br>“Go to sleep.”<br>“And after you wake?”<br>“Snuggle.”<br>#tiredgirl","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 29 18:14:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"483312598759124992","full_text":"“Let’s play snake and alligator. I’ll be the alligator and you be the snake.” Juniper, making friends at the pool.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 28 19:39:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"482971563340222464","full_text":"I’m not saying South Georgia is backwards or stuck in the past, but the Tifton Wendy’s is advertising with “Where’s the beef?” billboards.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 28 01:43:26 +0000 2014","id_str":"482700771499061248","full_text":"Packing my bags for early in the morning I drive to the Keys to bury my mom at sea.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 27 03:00:36 +0000 2014","id_str":"482357801512349696","full_text":"A few doors from my new house is a building that is a combination Quaker Meeting House and Boxing Gym. This delights me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 26 15:41:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"482186894563106816","full_text":"Well, this depressing article that I was really hoping was satire explains some trucks I’ve seen on the road lately. <a href=\"http://www.vocativ.com/culture/society/dicks-pick-trucks-meme-rollin-coal/\">http://www.vocativ.com/culture/society/dicks-pick-trucks-meme-rollin-coal/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 24 19:02:38 +0000 2014","id_str":"481512743422660608","full_text":"Rodeo in Athens: Come for the bull goring, stay for the pepper spray. <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/news/in-the-loop/drunk-man-gored-by-bull-at-athens-rodeo\">http://flagpole.com/news/in-the-loop/drunk-man-gored-by-bull-at-athens-rodeo</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 24 14:38:00 +0000 2014","id_str":"481446144447643649","full_text":"“It’s hard to draw a map without making someone angry.” <a href=\"http://qz.com/224821/see-how-borders-change-on-google-maps-depending-on-where-you-view-them\">http://qz.com/224821/see-how-borders-change-on-google-maps-depending-on-where-you-view-them</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 23 18:37:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"481144139820826624","full_text":"“The Invasion of America” is a great interactive map of the systematic seizures from native peoples (Made in Athens!) <a href=\"http://invasionofamerica.ehistory.org/\">http://invasionofamerica.ehistory.org/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 20 13:41:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"479982389587111936","full_text":"I biked to work today along the North Oconee River, using the Greenway trail. It’s now one of my favorite things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 20 12:39:12 +0000 2014","id_str":"479966697126768640","full_text":"I thought I had a rock in my shoe, but it was glitter and sequins. From which of my hobbies, lord knows.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 20 04:03:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"479836909150425088","full_text":"Adventures With Cold Urticaria: the awesome hardwood floors at my new house are cold, giving the bottom of my feet hives. Must get slippers!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 19 17:31:10 +0000 2014","id_str":"479677784520810496","full_text":"The trapeze routine my class is working on takes all of my strength &amp; endurance, and then some. It gave me a side stitch today. That’s new.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 19 14:58:38 +0000 2014","id_str":"479639396325801984","full_text":"“It’s a strange moment when you realize you have a kid that irritates people.” <a href=\"http://www.renegademothering.com/2012/12/11/it-aint-easy-one-those-kids/\">http://www.renegademothering.com/2012/12/11/it-aint-easy-one-those-kids/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 18 21:40:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"479378133549068289","full_text":"Went into an Aldi for the first time. It was an odd place. I felt like I’d stepped into a grocery store in the Mirror Universe.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 17 19:42:19 +0000 2014","id_str":"478986012916715520","full_text":"“Either you want beans or you don’t want beans. It’s not that hard. Please e-mail me. I need to understand this.” <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/05/missed-connections-for-a-holes.html\">http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/shouts/2014/05/missed-connections-for-a-holes.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 17 19:37:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"478984734039875586","full_text":"“… music that sounds like a perfect parody of a genre that hasn't been invented yet.” It’s AthFest time! <a href=\"https://www.flagpole.com/music/music-features/2014/06/17/14-athfest-undercards-to-see\">https://www.flagpole.com/music/music-features/2014/06/17/14-athfest-undercards-to-see</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 15 18:00:18 +0000 2014","id_str":"478235566614773760","full_text":"No, no. *I* have the best dad. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/478235566614773760-BqMItj4CUAAqE_B.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/478235566614773760-BqMItj4CUAAqE_B.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 14 20:55:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"477917387505668096","full_text":"Remember when shopping at EarthFare was an enjoyable experience? Lately I regret even stepping foot inside the place.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 14 02:16:58 +0000 2014","id_str":"477635778843922433","full_text":"Fratty bro at the bar: “I’m having breakfast with Nate Deal. He’s the mayor. No, wait, the governor. He’s giving me an ambassadorship.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 13 15:34:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"477474179176857600","full_text":"“Over 11 terabytes of Microsoft Products are available to you”<br><br>And suddenly my office smells of fire and brimstone.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 10 19:04:40 +0000 2014","id_str":"476439825436790786","full_text":"The Charter technician never showed for my installation appointment, letting me know right off the bat who’s in charge in this relationship.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 09 23:17:46 +0000 2014","id_str":"476141129663262720","full_text":"Un huarache, un tamal, y un taco, ¡No! Un gringa, un papusa, y un taco por favor. ¡Gracias!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 08 05:10:52 +0000 2014","id_str":"475505213634510848","full_text":"I’m torn between appreciation &amp; disgust by what’s coming through the men’s room speakers: a spoken word bossa nova cover of “Melt With You”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 07 15:54:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"475304783050334208","full_text":"Absolutely soulless and wrong-headed. RT @ethicalpioneer: More anti homeless spikes….so much for community spirit <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/475304783050334208-BpgcpooIEAApVlJ.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/475304783050334208-BpgcpooIEAApVlJ.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 06 02:19:12 +0000 2014","id_str":"474737236488249345","full_text":"Been in Franklin County for 13 years but hadn’t eaten at Lavonia’s BBQ Barn til tonight. Turns out to have the best BBQ I’ve had in Georgia.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 04 18:52:19 +0000 2014","id_str":"474262387483484160","full_text":"Jim McBride, Athens blueberry farmer and local food advocate, lost his battle with multiple illnesses last night. Rest well, Farmer Jim.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 01 04:55:20 +0000 2014","id_str":"472964592595783680","full_text":"One in the morning. Time to defend the castle! <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/osFQkjs2rj/\">http://instagram.com/p/osFQkjs2rj/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 17:38:01 +0000 2022","id_str":"1542200730047717377","full_text":"OH on a hot mic in a work meeting: “He looks old but he’s really good at what he does.”<br><br>I’ll take it.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 13:03:51 +0000 2022","id_str":"1542131735542075394","full_text":"Here’s a fascinating article about an important yet only very recently recognized and preserved Muskogee archaeological site located less than ten miles north of my house. <br><br><a href=\"https://www.archaeology.org/issues/476-2207/letter-from/10625-georgia-stone-mounds\">https://www.archaeology.org/issues/476-2207/letter-from/10625-georgia-stone-mounds</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 25 17:36:40 +0000 2022","id_str":"1540750837814906880","full_text":"Well that didn’t take long. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1540689961040482306\">https://twitter.com/JohnCornyn/status/1540689961040482306</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 25 17:25:58 +0000 2022","id_str":"1540748144530423808","full_text":"Several thousand folks out at the Athens rally downtown today. ✊","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 24 14:33:33 +0000 2022","id_str":"1540342367328370691","full_text":"Jesus wept.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 31 20:41:18 +0000 2014","id_str":"472840265703882752","full_text":"Where’s the best place to donate used books in Athens these days? I’ve got a nice pile.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 30 23:33:04 +0000 2014","id_str":"472521102980550657","full_text":"I don’t know who is playing the Georgia Theater tonight, but their main audience appears to be unfrozen caveman geriatrics.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 28 02:15:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"471474890252779523","full_text":"Amazing. RT @lucabruno: CVE-2014-3445 is probably the most ridiculous web flaw I’ve ever seen <a href=\"https://www.portcullis-security.com/security-research-and-downloads/security-advisories/cve-2014-3445/\">https://www.portcullis-security.com/security-research-and-downloads/security-advisories/cve-2014-3445/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed May 28 00:16:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"471444990292271105","full_text":"Led Zeppelin released an official music video to “Whole Lotta Love” today on YouTube. Good luck parsing those words. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6q4PpfcPnY\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6q4PpfcPnY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 27 15:46:02 +0000 2014","id_str":"471316407121362944","full_text":"Jeremiah Tolbert published a nice short story earlier this year about space whales “beaching” themselves on Earth. <a href=\"http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/in-the-dying-light-we-saw-a-shape/\">http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/in-the-dying-light-we-saw-a-shape/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 22:08:11 +0000 2014","id_str":"471050190783119360","full_text":"Cashier: “Oh, this looks exciting! What are you making?”<br>Me: “A tear-away snowman costume.”<br>C: “Oh. Um. Have a nice day?”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 20 22:54:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"468887640226668544","full_text":"I passed on the sidewalk today (I’m pretty sure) a grizzled old prospector. The only thing he said to me as we nodded was “Nice mustache.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 20 00:22:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"468547248159477760","full_text":"Juni: “Arf! Arf! Arf!”<br>Me: “Hello, sweet puppy!”<br>J: “He’s a blue T-Rex!”<br>M: “But he’s barking like a dog.”<br>J: “He has the wrong roar.”<br>M: …","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 19 18:33:35 +0000 2014","id_str":"468459468708380672","full_text":"Verizon just doubled their 4G bandwidth (“XLTE”) in the Athens area, so now I can use up my entire monthly data allotment in 90 minutes.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 19 17:09:08 +0000 2014","id_str":"468438215360536576","full_text":"I’ve tried to come up with a witty intro to this video mixing ST:TNG with sausages, but I just can’t do it justice. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clLqaaGJJZ8\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clLqaaGJJZ8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 17 17:24:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"467717205556076545","full_text":"The Athens public library system lets you check out ukuleles. <br><br>Your move, Portland.","favorite_count":"82","retweet_count":"80"},{"created_at":"Fri May 16 19:50:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"467391749846228992","full_text":"This hilariously written piece expertly tells why I was a huge baseball fan in the ‘80s but pay no mind to it now. <a href=\"http://www.sbnation.com/2014/5/15/5717272/sb-nation-reviews-willie-mcgee\">http://www.sbnation.com/2014/5/15/5717272/sb-nation-reviews-willie-mcgee</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed May 14 14:19:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"466583614537605120","full_text":"A professor at my alma mater has perfected a technique for filming invisible things, and it’s lovely. <a href=\"http://gizmodo.com/a-simple-photographic-trick-lets-you-see-invisible-thin-1561367534\">http://gizmodo.com/a-simple-photographic-trick-lets-you-see-invisible-thin-1561367534</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 13 14:57:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"466230838724952064","full_text":"It’s not easy being a one-person hosted online software-as-a-service company, but I’m doing ok. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/466230838724952064-BnhiejsIEAA084D.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/466230838724952064-BnhiejsIEAA084D.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 13 14:07:46 +0000 2014","id_str":"466218245687898112","full_text":"“Neither my grandmother nor my mother would’ve ever described themselves as feminists. Far from it. But I sure do.” <a href=\"https://medium.com/editors-picks/91cb6a257e4e\">https://medium.com/editors-picks/91cb6a257e4e</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 11 14:18:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"465496141166288896","full_text":"I’m not the best of sons, what with moving far away and the infrequent phone calls to my Mom, but now I can’t even do that. I miss you, Mom.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 07 00:59:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"463845524819296257","full_text":"“E.T. missed his space ship and now he’s stuck on Earth. Poor guy.” It’s Juniper’s classic movie night.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 06 15:47:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"463706739989553152","full_text":"“Perfect mathematics, as usual.”<br><br>Apparently I have a reputation with the bank tellers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 03 23:33:46 +0000 2014","id_str":"462736804832370688","full_text":"This is after considerable editing for time, of course. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/njaM2UM2of/\">http://instagram.com/p/njaM2UM2of/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 03 23:08:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"462730324871741440","full_text":"Your move, Martha Stewart. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/njXQQoM2js/\">http://instagram.com/p/njXQQoM2js/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 03 15:04:52 +0000 2014","id_str":"462608738873266176","full_text":"Today I’m going to see a massive model train layout built by a retired couple &amp; set in Middle Earth, because Athens has that sort of thing.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 03 14:46:48 +0000 2014","id_str":"462604189177499648","full_text":"I’m in the kitchen working on breakfast and Juniper comes crawling out of the bedroom on her belly. “Good morning, Dad! I’m a snake.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 03 14:15:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"462596401114124288","full_text":"It’s Free Comic Book Day &amp; World Naked Gardening Day and these planters in front of Bizarro Wuxtry really needed a splash of color, officer.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri May 02 19:26:44 +0000 2014","id_str":"462312248590229508","full_text":"Yesterday I learned a) I never knew how to properly do pull-ups  and b) I can actually do pull-ups. Today, I am sore.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 01 22:25:57 +0000 2014","id_str":"461994963619041280","full_text":"Elizabeth Smart explains one way abstinence only sex ed is harmful &amp; how it made her terrible ordeal all the worse: <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/05/06/elizabeth_smart_abstinence_only_sex_education_hurts_victims_of_rape_and.html\">http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/05/06/elizabeth_smart_abstinence_only_sex_education_hurts_victims_of_rape_and.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 29 19:59:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"461233231397130240","full_text":"It’s amazing what happens when you gently remind customers they have a balance due. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/461233231397130240-BmahLhqIcAEV-E7.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/461233231397130240-BmahLhqIcAEV-E7.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 29 13:27:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"461134581971030016","full_text":"Take a piece of bread and put it in the slot, push down the lever and the wires get hot. Yeah, toast! <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHptn_3RyYE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 28 19:51:21 +0000 2014","id_str":"460868895671586816","full_text":"Yes, this is a ten hour video of Picard and Riker strutting down the Enterprise hallways in time to 80s power pop. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxR-jwSjWv4\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxR-jwSjWv4</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 27 02:44:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"460248120572784640","full_text":"Got three meals out of one appetizer from Tlaloc, and I didn’t even order the loaves and fishes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 26 02:12:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"459877562777612288","full_text":"“She Kills Monsters” is the best stage play about playing Dungeons and Dragons that I’ve ever seen. Two more chances to see it, Athens!","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 25 10:51:36 +0000 2014","id_str":"459645897249656832","full_text":"The Room is showing tonight at 10:30pm at Ciné (NOT midnight). You really ought to join me there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 24 14:45:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"459342374221914112","full_text":"The Last of the Japanese Mermaids: Ancient Pearl Hunters of the Sea<br><a href=\"http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/11/01/the-last-japanese-mermaids/\">http://www.messynessychic.com/2013/11/01/the-last-japanese-mermaids/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 23 20:04:03 +0000 2014","id_str":"459060149051998208","full_text":"“more than a policy, it’s a philosophy; we straddle the dichotomy between what we know is true &amp; how we can benefit” <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXzAUaTUSc\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqXzAUaTUSc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 22 11:18:46 +0000 2014","id_str":"458565568942342145","full_text":"Vivian asked if I could get her some Bill Nye DVDs and my heart grew three sizes this day.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 18 03:23:55 +0000 2014","id_str":"456996517979885568","full_text":"I’m at the point in my life where I receive in the mail, unsolicited, a compilation CD of spooky oom-pah music (“Polka Haunt Us”).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 17 11:20:03 +0000 2014","id_str":"456753952579547136","full_text":"After two weeks being out of town, I get to pull my lumbering hulk up a trapeze again today, and I couldn’t be happier.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 16 22:14:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"456556303255498753","full_text":"I’m out in public with Juniper. She is wearing her Spider-Man costume but is telling people she is a green T-Rex. They look at me; I shrug.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 16 12:27:05 +0000 2014","id_str":"456408434427330560","full_text":"Last night Juniper excitedly told me this new thing she learned: pupils get big and small depending on light. 16 months until kindergarten?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 15 18:27:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"456136728055926784","full_text":"The new video for “Hit Me” from The Whigs is so Athens it hurts. It’s glorious. <a href=\"http://teamcoco.com/video/web-exclusive-the-whigs-hit-me\">http://teamcoco.com/video/web-exclusive-the-whigs-hit-me</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 14 21:15:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"455816671677394945","full_text":"A review of southern barbecue, in bluegrass form: <a href=\"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64e2v_the-bbq-song_travel\">http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x64e2v_the-bbq-song_travel</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 14 18:51:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"455780340616146945","full_text":"“Mornings in a Booky House” I have a feeling many of you can relate. <a href=\"http://darkcargo.com/2014/04/09/mornings-in-a-booky-house/\">http://darkcargo.com/2014/04/09/mornings-in-a-booky-house/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 14 17:34:58 +0000 2014","id_str":"455761143731335169","full_text":"There is a line 40 people long for the one window open at the post office. This is the person in front of me. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/455761143731335169-BlMwWGYIIAAT692.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/455761143731335169-BlMwWGYIIAAT692.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 13 16:32:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"455382934519050241","full_text":"More senseless gun deaths in our community, including a man trying to keep the peace in his restaurant.  <a href=\"http://www.921wlhr.com/breaking-news-shooting-at-frohs-ends-in-two-confirmed-deaths/\">http://www.921wlhr.com/breaking-news-shooting-at-frohs-ends-in-two-confirmed-deaths/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 10 17:59:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"454317846575972352","full_text":"Almost missed a rocket launch because I was looking the wrong direction. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/mnkdv6M2kd/\">http://instagram.com/p/mnkdv6M2kd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 10 13:19:43 +0000 2014","id_str":"454247352665378816","full_text":"Those Minnesotans are just so darned nice. It's almost like they're Canadians.  <a href=\"http://kstp.com/sports/stories/S3394277.shtml\">http://kstp.com/sports/stories/S3394277.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 08 12:37:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"453512043560460289","full_text":"We should leave the ICU, and the hospital altogether, in just a few hours.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 07 16:43:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"453211473578590208","full_text":"Man cannot live on bread alone, but a steady supply of breve can take you a long, long way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 06 23:11:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"452946826053058560","full_text":"Scott Bradlee’s smooth jazz version of the Game of Thrones theme is pretty much perfect. <br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvt5q6bt1s\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDvt5q6bt1s</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 21:41:13 +0000 2014","id_str":"452199233203232768","full_text":"“Flatizza”? Has someone told Subway that we already have a word for pizza on flatbread, and it’s “pizza”?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 15:33:38 +0000 2014","id_str":"452106729707167745","full_text":"“With the right care, congestive heart failure will not stop you from doing the things you enjoy.” We shall see, WebMD. We shall see.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 13:37:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"452077471421440000","full_text":"The lady in the hospital cafeteria let me fill my mug with many shots of espresso for the price of a coffee because I look like I need it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 02 15:18:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"451378044868239361","full_text":"I’m about two thirds through an unexpected drive to Florida. This one will have a happier ending than the last, I’m glad to say.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 02 01:59:26 +0000 2014","id_str":"451177052604235776","full_text":"“Spiders get up on your hand and crawl on your arm and hug you. Spiders love you. Not ants. Ants will bite your butt.” Oh, this girl.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 02 01:54:55 +0000 2014","id_str":"451175914433695744","full_text":"“Batman is cool. Spider-Man is cool. And Peter Parker has bones and muscles. He’s strong. When Spider-Man comes to my house, I’ll hug him.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 30 01:18:44 +0000 2014","id_str":"450079645141315584","full_text":"faeriebell and I dressed in our inimitable style for The Artifice Club's inaugural Gaslamp Gala. @ The… <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/mJeZAFs2tR/\">http://instagram.com/p/mJeZAFs2tR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 30 00:31:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"450067750388776961","full_text":"So happy I get to see one of my favorite bands ever tonight, Megan Jean and the KFB! <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/mJY-1Fs2kZ/\">http://instagram.com/p/mJY-1Fs2kZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 22:52:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"450042816958574593","full_text":"For the first time in my life, I met a follower sufferer of cold urticaria. I’m not alone!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 22:27:05 +0000 2014","id_str":"450036451569582080","full_text":"I learned how to tie an Onassis knot today. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/mI_nvqs2pu/\">http://instagram.com/p/mI_nvqs2pu/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 19:13:20 +0000 2014","id_str":"449987689824407552","full_text":"Just put 13.995 gallons of fuel in my car’s 14 gallon gas tank. I’ve stared doom in the face and lived to tell the tale.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 04:12:42 +0000 2014","id_str":"449761037135646720","full_text":"OMG that movie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 02:12:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"449730666943750144","full_text":"I’m about to see this movie, The Room. Is it any good? You folks heard anything?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 28 03:21:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"449385805367504896","full_text":"Going to a steampunk ball Saturday and I had nothing to wear. A thrift shop visit later and I look like a Victorian Harcourt Fenton Mudd.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 27 13:04:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"449170065469235200","full_text":"“Greatest Southern Towns bracket: 32 towns go head-to-head” Athens gets Charleston in the 2nd round. That’s tough.<br><a href=\"http://gardenandgun.com/article/southern-towns-bracket\">http://gardenandgun.com/article/southern-towns-bracket</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 27 12:48:05 +0000 2014","id_str":"449165962336808960","full_text":"“Only perverts like soggy bottoms.” Ten kitchen tips every cook should know: <a href=\"http://gu.com/p/3npm4/tw\">http://gu.com/p/3npm4/tw</a> (via @SamSifton &amp; @guardian)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 27 01:24:03 +0000 2014","id_str":"448993821574316032","full_text":"Wii Party U is a crazy amount of fun.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 26 21:28:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"448934489260322816","full_text":"Here’s the official music video for “This is a Trent Reznor Song” by Freddy Scott. It’s spot on. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xg-Wk2DEXs\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xg-Wk2DEXs</a> (via @lakefxdan)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 26 16:25:57 +0000 2014","id_str":"448858405344915457","full_text":"The Trouble Coffee &amp; Coconut Club’s owner, a slight woman w/ freckles tattooed on her cheeks, has a good toast story. <a href=\"http://www.psmag.com/navigation/health-and-behavior/toast-story-latest-artisanal-food-craze-72676\">http://www.psmag.com/navigation/health-and-behavior/toast-story-latest-artisanal-food-craze-72676</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 26 12:46:31 +0000 2014","id_str":"448803183289434112","full_text":"I don’t know what the LD50 is for Tiger Balm, but I think I’m wearing it.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 25 18:08:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"448521791984906240","full_text":"I’ve had this page open in a browser tab since October, and I’ve just read it. It’s pretty good. I like monkeys. <a href=\"http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html\">http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 25 02:54:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"448291719499751424","full_text":"Oh, great. The federal government can seize everything I own just ‘cause I run a farmers market. It’s done it before. <a href=\"http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/03/24/the-federal-structuring-laws-are-smurfin-ridiculous/\">http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-watch/wp/2014/03/24/the-federal-structuring-laws-are-smurfin-ridiculous/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 21 20:56:45 +0000 2014","id_str":"447114614921498624","full_text":"Iced coffee made with coconut water is a thing, and it is delicious.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 21 13:40:31 +0000 2014","id_str":"447004830502899712","full_text":"Music is such an emotional thing. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7W3ICpONVs\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7W3ICpONVs</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 20 11:18:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"446606824515854336","full_text":"My trapeze class has moved from Monday, when I’m mostly rested, to Thursday, when my week’s sleep deficit is about ten hours. I think I can.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 19 17:16:55 +0000 2014","id_str":"446334513342586880","full_text":"Says NASA: \"closely reflecting the reality of the world today ... we find that collapse is difficult to avoid.\" <a href=\"http://www.policymic.com/articles/85541/nasa-study-concludes-when-civilization-will-end-and-it-s-not-looking-good-for-us\">http://www.policymic.com/articles/85541/nasa-study-concludes-when-civilization-will-end-and-it-s-not-looking-good-for-us</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 19 12:32:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"446263037859987458","full_text":"Tomorrow is the equinox, the day when the sun is up for exactly 12 hours. Or used to be, before it became something only from myth &amp; legend.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 18 02:43:41 +0000 2014","id_str":"445752368546971648","full_text":"The Banner Saga is a pretty game set in a Norse-type world with other interesting races and a neat… <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/lquksVM2gx/\">http://instagram.com/p/lquksVM2gx/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 18 00:10:12 +0000 2014","id_str":"445713745411858432","full_text":"After 16 straight months of this cold rain, I’m more convinced than ever that I’m dreaming “All Summer in a Day”. <a href=\"http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Summer_in_a_Day\">http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Summer_in_a_Day</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 17 22:06:13 +0000 2014","id_str":"445682543955034112","full_text":"Huge news today in my field of study! Even if you’re not an astrophysicist, this video will put a smile on your face. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/ZlfIVEy_YOA\">http://youtu.be/ZlfIVEy_YOA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 17 17:37:25 +0000 2014","id_str":"445614897792294912","full_text":"RIP, Clarissa Theresa Philomena Aileen Mary Josephine Agnes Elsie Trilby Louise Esmerelda Dickson Wright. <a href=\"http://www.theweek.co.uk/people/57748/clarissa-dickson-wright-five-things-you-didnt-know-about-her-extraordinary-life\">http://www.theweek.co.uk/people/57748/clarissa-dickson-wright-five-things-you-didnt-know-about-her-extraordinary-life</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 17 10:38:55 +0000 2014","id_str":"445509580249124864","full_text":"There’s just not much incentive to get out of bed when it’s still dark and we’ve already hit the high temperature for the day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 16 19:29:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"445280653987573761","full_text":"“On a cold Wed. night, shoppers streamed into an industrial space in Murfreesboro to pick up locally grown foods.” <a href=\"http://www.dnj.com/article/20140316/NEWS/303160019/Eating-local-Area-farmers-benefit-from-national-trend-has-consumers-looking-fresh-food\">http://www.dnj.com/article/20140316/NEWS/303160019/Eating-local-Area-farmers-benefit-from-national-trend-has-consumers-looking-fresh-food</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 14 23:42:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"444619544494346241","full_text":"Two years after Kickstarter disaster, The Doom That Came to Atlantic City has been shipped. Never thought I’d see it. <a href=\"http://www.cryptozoic.com/games/doom-came-atlantic-city\">http://www.cryptozoic.com/games/doom-came-atlantic-city</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 14 21:27:46 +0000 2014","id_str":"444585705826951169","full_text":"Today the post office delivered to me an envelope that had been, with its contents, ripped in half lengthwise. But only the top half.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 14 19:05:41 +0000 2014","id_str":"444549946000547842","full_text":"“Oppressive (The Best Gay Possible)” New track from the Pet Shop Boys containing Panti Bliss’s impassioned speech. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXhzNsozCIw\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXhzNsozCIw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 13 11:21:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"444070838699323392","full_text":"Angel food cake and strawberries for breakfast: part of my ongoing effort to finally get the hang of Thursdays.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 11 16:47:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"443428109014949888","full_text":"That NYT style reporter who’s been following me around has gotten so much milage off his notes <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/06/fashion/the-monocle-returns-as-a-fashion-accessory.html\">http://www.nytimes.com/2014/03/06/fashion/the-monocle-returns-as-a-fashion-accessory.html</a> <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/443428109014949888-Bidfg_rCYAAqnZV.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/443428109014949888-Bidfg_rCYAAqnZV.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 10 15:22:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"443044258275426304","full_text":"The Downtown Athens Master Plan envisions the city’s future, 2030. This video of downtown now accompanied the plan. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9aaly4OvS0\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9aaly4OvS0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 07 13:42:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"441931891017805824","full_text":"The lovely downtown of Clarkesville, Georgia was destroyed by a massive fire Wednesday night. <a href=\"http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaking-news/overnight-fire-damages-half-dozen-clarkesville-bus/nd6rX/\">http://www.ajc.com/news/news/breaking-news/overnight-fire-damages-half-dozen-clarkesville-bus/nd6rX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 07 13:05:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"441922675196563456","full_text":"“Most space charts leave out the most significant part – all the space.“ Not this one. Warm up your scrolling finger. <a href=\"http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html\">http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 07 10:31:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"441883871421145088","full_text":"Welcome to Night Vale live show tonight! I’m excited as Cecil heading out to Gino’s Italian Dining Experience And Grill And Bar with Carlos!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 06 19:55:41 +0000 2014","id_str":"441663429364166656","full_text":"It’s 35 degrees &amp; raining at my farmers market today. Just my way of making our special guests, a family of Alaska fishermen, feel at home.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 06 18:51:04 +0000 2014","id_str":"441647167632310272","full_text":"One good thing about inflation: I sure feel a lot less guilty and/or nauseous after eating an entire sleeve of thin mints than I used to.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 06 14:34:24 +0000 2014","id_str":"441582574901927938","full_text":"Here’s a great 7min film on a man who became only the third person in 50+ years to play a perfect game… of putt-putt. <a href=\"http://grantland.com/the-triangle/putt-putt-perfection/\">http://grantland.com/the-triangle/putt-putt-perfection/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 05 21:53:40 +0000 2014","id_str":"441330731210797056","full_text":"Scarleteen is filling the need for comprehensive, respectful, age-appropriate sex education, &amp; I’m a proud supporter <a href=\"https://donatenow.networkforgood.org/1433116\">https://donatenow.networkforgood.org/1433116</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 05 20:51:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"441315207638695936","full_text":"Save the Children UK have made a powerful 90 second video for their Syria relief campaign. It punches hard.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQ-IoHfimQ\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBQ-IoHfimQ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 05 14:19:05 +0000 2014","id_str":"441216332982665216","full_text":"Every single person in America who has ever had an injection has benefited from the blue blood of a sea creature. <a href=\"http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/02/the-blood-harvest/284078/\">http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/02/the-blood-harvest/284078/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 05 13:35:08 +0000 2014","id_str":"441205272787558400","full_text":"One thing keeping Athens from being the perfect place to live is the total lack of carne adovada breakfast burritos. <a href=\"http://blog.mexgrocer.com/carne-adovada-burrito-for-breakfast/\">http://blog.mexgrocer.com/carne-adovada-burrito-for-breakfast/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 05 00:59:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"441015204709941249","full_text":"\"Why Turning Your Customers Into ‘Mini-VCs’ Isn’t a Great Idea\" I've no regrets whatsoever. 'Twas more than worth it. <a href=\"http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2014/03/textdrive/\">http://www.wired.com/wiredenterprise/2014/03/textdrive/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 04 00:19:52 +0000 2014","id_str":"440642745930383360","full_text":"Just in case any TextDrive lifetimers haven't gotten the word: our lifetime ends in 10 days. The plug will be pulled. <a href=\"http://discuss.textdrive.com/\">http://discuss.textdrive.com/</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 28 16:50:29 +0000 2014","id_str":"439442492262719489","full_text":"Do you like chocolate? Adorable Japanese pop musicians? Um, and how about heavy metal? Well, then, here you go! <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKqgE4BwAY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 27 15:57:58 +0000 2014","id_str":"439066888275238913","full_text":"Empathy, one of the most valuable skills one can have, is often confused with sympathy. The illustrated difference: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Evwgu369Jw\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Evwgu369Jw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 26 03:01:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"438509127871238144","full_text":"Juni: “Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Dad?”<br>Me: “It’s time to take over the world?”<br>J: “Um, what?”<br><br>Maybe I played my hand too soon.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 25 17:58:30 +0000 2014","id_str":"438372445914161152","full_text":"I’m hoping I’ll get used to all the distortions in my peripheral vision wearing these bifocals. Also the flaming lidless eye looking for me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 22 18:32:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"437293876236537856","full_text":"Missing my first Georgia Organics conference since I started going in 2002. Miss you all - have fun! #greenacres","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 21 19:38:22 +0000 2014","id_str":"436948027216240641","full_text":"The covers from 2CELLOS are always great. They’ve outdone themselves w/ this video of their version of Thunderstruck. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT3SBzmDxGk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 21 17:35:11 +0000 2014","id_str":"436917028541435904","full_text":"I’m trying to be more social, so I went to a new lunchtime meetup to meet new people. Accidentally went an hour early; ate by myself.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 19 23:40:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"436284120386510848","full_text":"A foot of snow last week. 70s this week and the spring peepers are peeping. Maybe snow next week. Welcome to the new normal.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 19 16:09:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"436170627108839424","full_text":"Resolved: Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes is great and it should be in every movie. <a href=\"http://pinacolliding.tumblr.com/\">http://pinacolliding.tumblr.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 19 05:04:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"436003249519607809","full_text":"Sir David Attenborough narrating curling is about the best thing ever. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/FPYOoPy3t5A\">http://youtu.be/FPYOoPy3t5A</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 18 18:43:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"435847138296463361","full_text":"Here’s a beautiful seven minute film on how one voice made an amazing impact in Ceaușescu’s brutal Romania. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/18/opinion/vhs-vs-communism.html\">http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/18/opinion/vhs-vs-communism.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 18 18:35:29 +0000 2014","id_str":"435845040280436736","full_text":"Of all of the videos to come out of last week’s Athens snowfall, this one may be the most Athens: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSilyioJb2I\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSilyioJb2I</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 18 18:20:27 +0000 2014","id_str":"435841255642529792","full_text":"I don't charge enough to make a living just with LocallyGrown, but I do get notes like this when my… <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/kkThWKM2gK/\">http://instagram.com/p/kkThWKM2gK/</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 18 13:38:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"435770386979237889","full_text":"Thanks, but when I’m bent down working on a leaky tire isn’t a good time to be trying to get me to read your copy of The Watchtower.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 16 02:35:11 +0000 2014","id_str":"434878594134061056","full_text":"Found Lord Montague Jacques Fromage for his steamfunk concert. #AnachroCon <a href=\"http://www.steampunkfunkbizarre.com/\">http://www.steampunkfunkbizarre.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 15 23:01:12 +0000 2014","id_str":"434824742827491328","full_text":"Now I’m at a chocolate salon. DragonCon is great, but smaller hands on cons are awesome. #AnachroCon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 15 20:00:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"434779379919753216","full_text":"Watching a demonstration of sabrage — the technique of opening a champagne bottle with a sword. #AnachroCon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 15 17:06:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"434735521399853056","full_text":"Sitting down to learn how chocolate and coffee and tea brought about the Age of Reason. #AnachroCon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 15 04:00:09 +0000 2014","id_str":"434537590747045888","full_text":"I was on the dance floor while @DJDoctor_Q spun some electro swing and so missed the Great Southern Earthquake of Aught Fourteen #anachrocon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 15 01:10:04 +0000 2014","id_str":"434494789346938880","full_text":"In the audience for Bob Hope’s USO show at AnachroCon. Woot!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 13 17:44:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"434020282194747392","full_text":"Everything is melting so fast! Either this time it was real or else Obama perfected the CIA’s recipe.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 12 20:21:03 +0000 2014","id_str":"433697276523868160","full_text":"“WE AIN’T TO SCHOLASTIC / BUT WE’RE QUITE HANDY / WITH LETTERS MADE OF PLASTIC” #churchsigns <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCRzjRxmvgI\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCRzjRxmvgI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 12 18:35:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"433670799283601408","full_text":"Mutton tacos for lunch, because I’m multicultural. Also, because that’s the meat I randomly pulled out of the freezer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 12 16:05:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"433632900404502529","full_text":"Viv’s school is closed until February 24th. Guess we can skip making valentines. (Next week was already a scheduled break.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 12 15:50:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"433629072514494464","full_text":"Ok, now it’s a winter emergency. My espresso maker won’t heat up. I guess I need to make drip coffee, like an animal.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 12 14:57:00 +0000 2014","id_str":"433615729674706944","full_text":"I think I need some more malt-o-meal.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 11 12:50:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"433221443544154112","full_text":"I feel sorry for those people under a weather service warning that uses words like “historic”, “crippling”, &amp; “catastrophic”. Oh, that’s me?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 11 00:00:22 +0000 2014","id_str":"433027694608285696","full_text":"One group of folks at the store prepare to shelter for the week &amp; hide from the other group who are going to “get drunk &amp; go four wheeling”.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 10 20:31:11 +0000 2014","id_str":"432975054507626496","full_text":"Just ordered my first pair of progressive bifocals so now it’s time to watch Matlock.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 10 05:33:20 +0000 2014","id_str":"432749099251924993","full_text":"Every time I’ve checked the forecast today, the numbers have gone up. Now it says we might get 13″ of snow on Wednesday, in Georgia. Hooray?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 09 00:25:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"432309213831131136","full_text":"Answers like this from Rando Cardrissian is why we play the game. #cah <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/432309213831131136-Bf_e8HKIQAA_xx5.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/432309213831131136-Bf_e8HKIQAA_xx5.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 08 13:23:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"432142767771635712","full_text":"C’mon, brain. I give you all this source material to work with, and you dream about standing in a warehouse store eating samples of cereal?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 07 23:49:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"431937674254241792","full_text":"I don’t know what you’re doing this weekend, but I get to make a Spider-man birthday cake. I’m at the top of my game.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 07 15:12:31 +0000 2014","id_str":"431807694736207872","full_text":"Here’s a video for the new song “Our Insides” by Four Eyes. I love this town so much. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwFLORTzH4U\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwFLORTzH4U</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 07 12:36:05 +0000 2014","id_str":"431768326302609408","full_text":"“Hey dad, can you help me with the blood, to stop the blood, all this blood?” That’s how I got woken up last night. (Just a tiny nosebleed.)","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 07 01:35:02 +0000 2014","id_str":"431601966297657344","full_text":"When a girl wears jeans, she doesn’t have to call them “vajayjeans” so no one will accidentally mistake her for a guy <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2014/02/jesus-christ-we-do-not-need-meggings\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2014/02/jesus-christ-we-do-not-need-meggings</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 06 19:15:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"431506554198564864","full_text":"Ok, Elle King is all-around awesome. This gender-bending video for “Good To Be A Man” is gold. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2C6KuN328\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF2C6KuN328</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 06 15:53:41 +0000 2014","id_str":"431455668009435137","full_text":"An adage says to put down sidewalks where people wear out the grass. Here’s the same thing, for cars on snow: <a href=\"http://thisoldcity.com/advocacy/photos-what-snow-tells-us-about-creating-better-public-spaces-e-passyunk-avenue\">http://thisoldcity.com/advocacy/photos-what-snow-tells-us-about-creating-better-public-spaces-e-passyunk-avenue</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 06 02:03:50 +0000 2014","id_str":"431246828605296640","full_text":"A round of tests on the nerves inside my eyes this morning had me unable to see much of the day, making work (reading &amp; typing) interesting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 04 14:48:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"430714420747313152","full_text":"Here’s the best review of the new mobile version of Dungeon Keeper I’ve seen. It’s video, and the language is coarse. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpdoBwezFVA\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpdoBwezFVA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 03 20:58:10 +0000 2014","id_str":"430445127933640704","full_text":"Some super catchy pop songs about heartbreak, loss, pain, heartbreak, surviving the service industry, and heartbreak: <a href=\"http://foureyesathens.bandcamp.com/album/our-insides\">http://foureyesathens.bandcamp.com/album/our-insides</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 03 19:04:40 +0000 2014","id_str":"430416565620965376","full_text":"A Georgia personal injury lawyer bought a two minute block of local Super Bowl ad time for this epic commercial: <a href=\"http://deadspin.com/georgia-lawyers-local-super-bowl-ad-is-batshit-amazing-1514869904\">http://deadspin.com/georgia-lawyers-local-super-bowl-ad-is-batshit-amazing-1514869904</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 01 22:22:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"429741475690070016","full_text":"Listening to John Lash and his wife Gaia give a talk on Non Violent Communication over bourbon and pizza. Things are good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 01 19:33:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"429699057796517888","full_text":"Finally getting around to watching the Lady Gaga Muppets Holiday Special. OMG. <br><br>This. Is. Wonderful.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 31 20:25:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"429349690233331712","full_text":"“Dear America, I Saw You Naked. And yes, we were laughing. Confessions of an ex-TSA agent.” <a href=\"http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/01/tsa-screener-confession-102912.html\">http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2014/01/tsa-screener-confession-102912.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 31 18:50:49 +0000 2014","id_str":"429325917073444864","full_text":"Oh, I had a dislocated rib. That explains a few things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 29 02:19:24 +0000 2014","id_str":"428351641646272512","full_text":"Watching the State of the Union on mute. Boehner and Biden are making perfect sad/happy drama faces behind Obama.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 25 23:31:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"427222236521824256","full_text":"Rando Cardrissian played the best random cah answer ever. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/jnEC3hM2h1/\">http://instagram.com/p/jnEC3hM2h1/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 23 03:57:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"426201901626306560","full_text":"Sure, right as I’m drifting off into sleep is as good a time as any for master-slave MySQL replication to go haywire. Up and at ‘em!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 23 02:29:39 +0000 2014","id_str":"426179896281690112","full_text":"Louis Wain’s cat paintings as he progressed into schizophrenia. <a href=\"http://tmblr.co/ZGTYQy158Urtc\">http://tmblr.co/ZGTYQy158Urtc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 23 01:45:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"426168660710158336","full_text":"OMG, you guys! Have you heard this band, One Direction? They’re FANTASTIC! <a href=\"http://youtu.be/jD6rKhzV_m0\">http://youtu.be/jD6rKhzV_m0</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 22 21:45:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"426108493695692800","full_text":"My favorite Mexican restaurant in town has a new commercial. It is kind of inexplicable, but very Athens. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMb3qViAwMQ\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMb3qViAwMQ</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 22 17:19:06 +0000 2014","id_str":"426041345614958592","full_text":"I love you. NBD.<br><br><a href=\"http://brighterthanabuoy.blogspot.com/2014/01/casual-love.html\">http://brighterthanabuoy.blogspot.com/2014/01/casual-love.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 22 14:38:10 +0000 2014","id_str":"426000844916404225","full_text":"Georgia has gotten Daniel Parson back, and that’s a big win for us. <a href=\"http://news.emory.edu/stories/2014/01/er_spring_oxford_organic_farmer/campus.html\">http://news.emory.edu/stories/2014/01/er_spring_oxford_organic_farmer/campus.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 21 03:16:37 +0000 2014","id_str":"425466938664681472","full_text":"Minutes ago, I didn’t know Victorian Funk Rap existed. Now I’m super happy I’ll get to see some live next month. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHF6KuFdyO0\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHF6KuFdyO0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 19:31:10 +0000 2022","id_str":"1538242938714705920","full_text":"“Next week’s forecast: (6/20-6/25) Temps 100°+ with a HEAT INDEX of 105°-120°+. This could be one of the most extreme heat waves in modern history.”<br><br>Cool cool cool","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 17:44:13 +0000 2022","id_str":"1536041698714959872","full_text":"First ever Athens Pride parade! 🏳️‍🌈 <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1536041698714959872-FVEdx9KXEAApvHz.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1536041698714959872-FVEdx9KXEAApvHz.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"30","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 11 01:57:45 +0000 2022","id_str":"1535441123476492288","full_text":"One of the benefits of being a \"hired gun\" software developer is working for a variety of interesting companies while feeding my hunger for knowledge. None have been more interesting than @neochromosome &amp; the stuff I've learned from being alongside these scientists is priceless. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/neochromosome/status/1535364720512978946\">https://twitter.com/neochromosome/status/1535364720512978946</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 08 14:25:06 +0000 2022","id_str":"1534542035734171648","full_text":"Woke up hungry but I’m not allowed to eat until mid-day tomorrow.  #OldManProblems","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 04:36:15 +0000 2022","id_str":"1534031457529765888","full_text":"About 3% of the D-Day landing force died during the attack, the same as Covid-19’s mortality rate. <br><br>The trauma is real. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/status/1533929163836510209\">https://twitter.com/RealTimeWWII/status/1533929163836510209</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 21 02:16:01 +0000 2014","id_str":"425451687458111488","full_text":"“4. The colon in Dickens’s A Christmas Carol” The Best 5 Punctuation Marks in Literature <a href=\"http://www.vulture.com/2014/01/best-punctuation-marks-literature-nabokov-eliot-dickens-levi.html\">http://www.vulture.com/2014/01/best-punctuation-marks-literature-nabokov-eliot-dickens-levi.html</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 20 19:38:59 +0000 2014","id_str":"425351772623101952","full_text":"Barbaritos, this mailing of yours made me cringe. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/425351772623101952-BecnLu_IAAALKmg.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/425351772623101952-BecnLu_IAAALKmg.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 18 21:43:23 +0000 2014","id_str":"424658302195494912","full_text":"There's going to be some good eating tonight. #ssawg <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/jU2GkLM2hB/\">http://instagram.com/p/jU2GkLM2hB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 16 03:45:49 +0000 2014","id_str":"423662347761500160","full_text":"Today was my easy day at the SSAWG conference. I only walked 16,362 steps.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 16 01:25:16 +0000 2014","id_str":"423626977652662273","full_text":"Found a German bar and restaurant and stumbled in right as team trivia started. The Iconoclast is in the house!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 15 18:56:57 +0000 2014","id_str":"423529255218061312","full_text":"I was handed an EeePC netbook with a one page PDF and a plug &amp; play HP printer. It’s been installing drivers for an hour. How? Why?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 15 18:42:08 +0000 2014","id_str":"423525524653481984","full_text":"A new video from Megan Jean and the KFB! I love these two so much. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/CjTJ15T3Tk4\">http://youtu.be/CjTJ15T3Tk4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 15 14:15:27 +0000 2014","id_str":"423458410885943296","full_text":"First person I saw this morning, a stranger, says “I hear you run a huge conglomerate and are very successful. Welcome to Mobile!” Pardon?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 14 13:59:28 +0000 2014","id_str":"423092003262722048","full_text":"Only drove 85 miles before I realized I left a very important bag at home. Yay. *turns around*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 14 02:43:27 +0000 2014","id_str":"422921877347373057","full_text":"Driving for seven hours in the morning. Guess I’d better get ready for that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 14 01:43:33 +0000 2014","id_str":"422906800770260992","full_text":"My phone is telling me my body is very fatigued. I agree.  <a href=\"http://azum.io/1iKMj0d\">http://azum.io/1iKMj0d</a> #heartrate <a href=\"http://heart.azum.io\">http://heart.azum.io</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 11 02:36:54 +0000 2014","id_str":"421833062826385408","full_text":"Over a month ago I was mailed twelve envelopes from different US places each with a small gift. I received four. My mail service sucks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 10 20:06:51 +0000 2014","id_str":"421734906126139392","full_text":"Wow. My favorite kilt is half price this one week only! It’s a steal at $122.50. <a href=\"http://Www.altkilt.com/animakilt\">http://Www.altkilt.com/animakilt</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 10 18:40:15 +0000 2014","id_str":"421713112107339776","full_text":"“With a truck and the Internet, a farmer takes his food to the people” <a href=\"http://www.atlantamagazine.com/covereddish/2013/12/19/with-a-truck-and-the-internet-a-farmer-takes-his-food-to-the-people\">http://www.atlantamagazine.com/covereddish/2013/12/19/with-a-truck-and-the-internet-a-farmer-takes-his-food-to-the-people</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 06 23:08:14 +0000 2014","id_str":"420330999936204800","full_text":"It's been a while since I've seen negative windchills, but I'm ready. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/i2GRfeM2vh/\">http://instagram.com/p/i2GRfeM2vh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 06 14:05:17 +0000 2014","id_str":"420194362266357760","full_text":"Overheard in the office: “I think this room is called ‘Forward Ten’. I think it’s a Star Trek reference?”<br><br>Intruder alert! Intruder alert!","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 06 03:50:10 +0000 2014","id_str":"420039564221513728","full_text":"Juniper fell asleep with her fingers in her mouth. She woke up suddenly and exclaimed, “Dad! Dad! I ate my fingers and now they’re raisins!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 06 01:34:57 +0000 2014","id_str":"420005535749251072","full_text":"o.0 RT @rossgrady: What. The. Fuh. Read this, carefully: <a href=\"http://stumblingintheshadowsofgiants.wordpress.com/2013/12/21/160-year-old-documents-intentionally-destroyed-in-franklin-county-n-c/\">http://stumblingintheshadowsofgiants.wordpress.com/2013/12/21/160-year-old-documents-intentionally-destroyed-in-franklin-county-n-c/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 04 01:28:55 +0000 2014","id_str":"419279240853721088","full_text":"Juniper’s current favorite movie, which she repeatedly asks for by name, is “Pickle Me 2”.<br><br>I’m never going to correct her.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 03 12:54:56 +0000 2014","id_str":"419089492977680384","full_text":"“Take the good, you take the bad, you take them both &amp; there you have spiders crawling out of a red velvet cupcake.” — Welcome to Night Vale","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 01 05:55:53 +0000 2014","id_str":"418259262197235712","full_text":"Onward to the new year. If I look back I am lost.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 31 17:53:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"418077559335956481","full_text":"“The 11th Doctor is TV-show Kirk, not Wrath of Khan Kirk.” Interesting analysis of the last few years of Doctor Who. <a href=\"http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/12/the-captain-kirk-problem-how-em-doctor-who-em-betrayed-matt-smith/282690/\">http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2013/12/the-captain-kirk-problem-how-em-doctor-who-em-betrayed-matt-smith/282690/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 31 15:10:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"418036404489572352","full_text":"“One Weird Old Trick to Undermine the Patriarchy”<br><a href=\"http://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2013/12/18/one-weird-old-trick/\">http://www.lastwordonnothing.com/2013/12/18/one-weird-old-trick/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 31 04:47:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"417879701458542592","full_text":"I was ready to laugh at the antics of this guy slashing bottles w/ his sword collection. But no. Rock on, ninja dude. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dKwHOfd2dk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 31 00:59:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"417822163748794370","full_text":"How a young The Doctor was transformed into an old Dr. Emmett Lathrop \"Doc\" Brown: <a href=\"http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/see-how-they-aged-the-eleventh-doctor-with-makeup-and-prosthetics/#!qWfjQ\">http://fashionablygeek.com/costumes/see-how-they-aged-the-eleventh-doctor-with-makeup-and-prosthetics/#!qWfjQ</a> (via @faeriebell )","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 25 03:14:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"415681893963550720","full_text":"The girls are abed and so it’s time for Santa’s helper to wrap all the presents. This large mason jar of ginger ale and bourbon should help.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 24 22:41:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"415613187086897155","full_text":"The best holiday song I’ve heard this year: Misty Mountain Wonderland <a href=\"http://youtu.be/YW2k5W68RBI\">http://youtu.be/YW2k5W68RBI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 24 20:05:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"415573867420057600","full_text":"“The Tolkien Nerd’s Guide to ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug’” Great geekery from the Smithsonian! <a href=\"http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/The-Tolkien-Nerds-Guide-to-The-Hobbit-The-Desolation-of-Smaug--236566281.html?c=y&page=1\">http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/The-Tolkien-Nerds-Guide-to-The-Hobbit-The-Desolation-of-Smaug--236566281.html?c=y&page=1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 24 18:09:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"415544813337845762","full_text":"Oh, hey! A seven minute Sherlock mini episode: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JwntNANJCOE\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JwntNANJCOE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 24 05:09:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"415348527293005824","full_text":"Assembling a Spider-Man bicycle, a full night ahead of schedule. “Boys bike”, pshaw.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 23 19:20:22 +0000 2013","id_str":"415200225637068800","full_text":"Here’s a fascinating article from this summer about a recently discovered third branch of the human tree. <a href=\"http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/07/125-missing-human-ancestor/shreeve-text\">http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2013/07/125-missing-human-ancestor/shreeve-text</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 23 14:06:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"415121221500817408","full_text":"They say an inch of rain equals ten inches of snow, so if it were colder this week I think we’d be under about 32 feet of snow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 22 16:30:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"414795049508302848","full_text":"I think maybe this last issue of Saga was guest written by George R R Martin.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 21 19:58:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"414485142758256640","full_text":"Well, this will make future Cards Against Humanity games more interesting. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/414485142758256640-BcCMCohIEAAuIyW.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/414485142758256640-BcCMCohIEAAuIyW.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 21 01:50:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"414211127837720577","full_text":"Discovered at the checkout at Toys R Us that someone had poached items from my cart. Peace on Earth! Goodwill toward men!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 20 19:57:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"414122428844240896","full_text":"My favorite Mexican restaurant now has tshirts, that I can’t wear without looking like a racist asshole. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/414122428844240896-Bb9CJ6NIUAArIfm.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/414122428844240896-Bb9CJ6NIUAArIfm.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 18 22:56:50 +0000 2013","id_str":"413442761711685632","full_text":"A brief lesson on the value of not sharing your password: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfg4p031os\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARfg4p031os</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 17 13:23:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"412936125968564224","full_text":"Seeing Smaug tonight! I’ll need to pour a 40 (of popcorn and reece’s pieces) on the curb for mom.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 15 22:56:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"412355617178001408","full_text":"Vivian’s trapeze class choreographed their own autobiographical trapeze numbers. Here is hers. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/6jooZzf723E\">http://youtu.be/6jooZzf723E</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 15 02:43:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"412050184190050304","full_text":"“Daddy has a bone in his head, and mommy has a bone in her head.” Juniper is spilling the family secrets.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 13 04:49:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"411357202893799424","full_text":"Sysadmin is so boring these days. Which is *exactly* how it should be. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/411357202893799424-BbVvMkdIIAAY2oO.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/411357202893799424-BbVvMkdIIAAY2oO.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 12 13:05:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"411119606993272832","full_text":"Viv &amp; I waited in the freezing pre-dawn a half hour for a bus that never came, acclimated to the cold, since the furnace went out yesterday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 10 21:56:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"410528452383477761","full_text":"Winter is coming, and here are the snowflakes to prove it. <a href=\"http://www.kryshiggins.com/free-game-of-thrones-inspired-snowflake-patterns/\">http://www.kryshiggins.com/free-game-of-thrones-inspired-snowflake-patterns/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 10 16:09:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"410441037375475712","full_text":"“At the publisher’s request, this title is being sold without DRM applied.” How refreshing! More like this, please. <a href=\"https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/blindsight/id385975082?mt=11\">https://itunes.apple.com/us/book/blindsight/id385975082?mt=11</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 10 14:38:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"410418241035436032","full_text":"Picard and his crew sing my new favorite Christmas carol: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdANlzYH38I\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdANlzYH38I</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 09 14:02:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"410046899635245056","full_text":"Here’s a great new thing for those with a wallet full of credit, debit, &amp; gift cards: an all-in-one electronic card. <a href=\"https://onlycoin.com/?referral=ReDVrUrV\">https://onlycoin.com/?referral=ReDVrUrV</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 09 13:50:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"410043850363633665","full_text":"Oh, this Doctor Who homage, done in the style of Ah-Ha’s “Take On Me” video, is beautifully done. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IpVUCv6q5Lg\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IpVUCv6q5Lg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 09 03:45:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"409891470632837120","full_text":"Holy crap! Johnny Cash did a cover of Gordon Lightfoot’s “If I Could Read Your Mind”. I might never stop playing it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 08 05:41:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"409558423731466240","full_text":"If you want to watch me, as Santa, perform on a dance trapeze, here’s the YouTube link to do just that: <a href=\"http://youtu.be/jq3d-T5iOgI\">http://youtu.be/jq3d-T5iOgI</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 07 21:38:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"409436884906278912","full_text":"Sure, the repertory shows at Canopy are wonderful but you know what? So are the student shows! There’s another performance tonight at 8pm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 07 18:42:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"409392589981614080","full_text":"Suzanne Vega’s 2010 cover of DNA’s 1990 remix of Suzanne Vega’s 1984 a cappella version of “Tom’s Diner” is pretty great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 07 17:04:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"409367778798632960","full_text":"Viv: “That song that was just on the radio belongs to the blues species of music.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 07 15:43:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"409347422096461824","full_text":"“@SpaghettiOs: Take a moment to remember #PearlHarbor with us. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/SpaghettiOs/status/409162874184298496/photo/1\">https://twitter.com/SpaghettiOs/status/409162874184298496/photo/1</a>” A day that will live in infamy. Also, terrible pasta.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 06 16:05:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"408990464679768064","full_text":"Yesterday our government had a team of jumpsuited technicians sporting supervillian-esque patches launching a rocket. <a href=\"http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2013/12/05/u-s-spy-rocket-launching-today-has-octopus-themed-nothing-is-beyond-our-reach-logo-seriously\">http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2013/12/05/u-s-spy-rocket-launching-today-has-octopus-themed-nothing-is-beyond-our-reach-logo-seriously</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 06 02:45:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"408789192886714368","full_text":"It’s disconcerting when I’m driving down the highway in my big box truck and Shelob crawls across the windshield and into the darkness.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 06 01:46:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"408774318420946944","full_text":"\"George R.R. Martin shows what happens when dragons go to war\" <a href=\"http://io9.com/george-r-r-martin-shows-what-happens-when-dragons-go-t-1477466466?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow\">http://io9.com/george-r-r-martin-shows-what-happens-when-dragons-go-t-1477466466?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_facebook&utm_source=io9_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 05 23:50:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"408745265995464704","full_text":"OH: “I don’t bake things that are gluten free if they’re not yummy, because that’s just wrong.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 04 01:52:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"408051050957271040","full_text":"A true super scientist who shaped the tiny science college I attended, and thus indirectly shaped me, has passed. <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirling_Colgate\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stirling_Colgate</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 02 18:23:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"407575777178558464","full_text":"Multiple reports that I look exactly like Santa Claus if he were up on the trapeze. Not acting, folks. That’s pure natural grace(lesness).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 01 17:32:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"407200544944840705","full_text":"Cookies.  <a href=\"http://kylehasatumblr.tumblr.com/post/68607728143/iraffiruse-twisted-speedo-this-should-be-in\">http://kylehasatumblr.tumblr.com/post/68607728143/iraffiruse-twisted-speedo-this-should-be-in</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 29 22:48:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"406555233469206528","full_text":"Nothing wraps up a holiday meal with loved ones quite like a big game of Cards Against Humanity.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 29 16:13:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"406455797497864193","full_text":"Cards Against Humanity is holding the best Black Friday sale ever.  <a href=\"http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/\">http://cardsagainsthumanity.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 29 04:46:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"406283056077885440","full_text":"In order to fit the thanksgiving feast in my car, I had to take out my greatcloak, my Santa suit, and my trapeze tights. My life is weird.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 29 02:52:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"406254189816586240","full_text":"Cooking is all done for the day. Now to see how I can transport all this 25 miles tomorrow. Shoulda planned that first, maybe.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 28 05:26:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"405930656435544065","full_text":"Starting a new game of Dragon Age: Origins because it’s a holiday. Haven’t played in a year and have forgotten everything, so starting over.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 28 02:43:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"405889724784848896","full_text":"Local heritage turkey is in the brine for Friday’s meal. It’s been in my freezer since last year. No one here raised them this year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 27 21:57:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"405817722808061953","full_text":"Ready to ingredient shop for my part of the potluck. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/405817722808061953-BaHBEYrIQAAicVb.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/405817722808061953-BaHBEYrIQAAicVb.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 27 20:09:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"405790515679199233","full_text":"It was hard when we knew there wouldn’t be another holiday together in the Missouri house. It’s harder knowing there won’t be one anywhere.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 27 18:08:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"405760146997260288","full_text":"One of my favorite albums from the ‘70s, Joe Wise’s “Pockets - Songs for Little People”, is now up on iTunes. <a href=\"https://itun.es/i6FK696\">https://itun.es/i6FK696</a> #tears","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 26 14:36:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"405344189741039616","full_text":"“Photos from a 1980s Sci Fi Convention” <a href=\"http://www.vintag.es/2012/01/photos-from-1980s-sci-fi-convention.html\">http://www.vintag.es/2012/01/photos-from-1980s-sci-fi-convention.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 25 23:57:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"405123124737630209","full_text":"“The Five(ish) Doctors” is the perfect way to officially include the classic actors in the 50th event. So well done! <a href=\"http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01m3kfy\">http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01m3kfy</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 25 16:17:50 +0000 2013","id_str":"405007431392309248","full_text":"Four Georgia products from three producers are finalists in the Good Food Awards, all available at my farmers market: <a href=\"http://www.goodfoodawards.org/winners/\">http://www.goodfoodawards.org/winners/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 25 02:16:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"404795592662347777","full_text":"My alcohol budget ran dry on 9/1, and I’ve been rationing since. I’m down to one shot each of tequila, peppermint schnapps, and moonshine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 24 18:34:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"404679507879419904","full_text":"“Hey dad, you can call me ‘Pigachu’ because I’m always hungry.” I love that my toddler makes puns.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 24 15:53:50 +0000 2013","id_str":"404639002764267520","full_text":"\"Look, dad! I spelled your name!\"<br><br>Ummmmm... <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/hGmNDqs2o2/\">http://instagram.com/p/hGmNDqs2o2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 23 03:57:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"404096249793892352","full_text":"Let’s bump it up to a “risky”!<br><br>(Oh, those Bluths. I’ll miss them.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 23 01:59:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"404066584307982336","full_text":"Grrrr. RT @ftrain: “‘the Beastie Boys have now threatened GoldieBlox with copyright infringement.’” <a href=\"http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/beastie-boys-girls-viral-video-659308\">http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/beastie-boys-girls-viral-video-659308</a> I can’t stand it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 22 21:39:50 +0000 2013","id_str":"404001298997313536","full_text":"People leave their phone numbers on flyers &amp; Craig’s List ads. This fellow sends them prank texts. Some are great.<br><a href=\"http://textastrophe.com/\">http://textastrophe.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 22 16:48:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"403927869887221760","full_text":"I’ve now been given unlimited invitations to Simple, the great internet bank I use. Here’s a link if you want in: <a href=\"https://bank.simple.com/friends/38674e58-ce1b-0eff-9bd0-118cafd33762\">https://bank.simple.com/friends/38674e58-ce1b-0eff-9bd0-118cafd33762</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 21 15:03:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"403539220918464513","full_text":"“How kids react to my pretty pretty princess nails.” <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/11/how-kids-react-to-my-pretty-pretty-princess-nails/\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/11/how-kids-react-to-my-pretty-pretty-princess-nails/</a> I’ve had the same experience with my kilts (“skirts”).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 20 01:32:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"402972614597287936","full_text":"There was a rocket launch visible from here. I checked a couple hours ago and it was reportedly scrubbed but it launched anyway. Missed it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 19 19:31:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"402881812416176128","full_text":"A Goldie Blox vid of 3 girls singing girl-power version of Beastie Boys’ “Girls” while a rube goldberg machine works. <a href=\"http://www.goldieblox.com/pages/beastie-boys-rube-goldberg-machine#showvideo\">http://www.goldieblox.com/pages/beastie-boys-rube-goldberg-machine#showvideo</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 19 04:20:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"402652689089462273","full_text":"\"My daughter Poesy is only four years old, so when I decided to start playing D&amp;D with her...\" <a href=\"http://gygaxmagazine.com/selected-content/dming-for-your-toddler/\">http://gygaxmagazine.com/selected-content/dming-for-your-toddler/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 18 19:42:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"402522265390043136","full_text":"“She’d still be sweet, and she’d still be flirty, because she likes the classics, and they’re pretty dirty.”<br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmEbF2uhsZk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 18 03:34:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"402278693437177856","full_text":"Juniper just bemoaned the fact that her crib makes a piss-poor trapeze apparatus. The Canopy show today made a big impression on her, too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 16 03:23:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"401550984058781697","full_text":"Just your typical three year old girl, hanging out in her crib, playing Minecraft. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/gwpsWbs2sI/\">http://instagram.com/p/gwpsWbs2sI/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 16 00:33:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"401508362762072064","full_text":"The sky is doing things again. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/gvz3Xqs2o4/\">http://instagram.com/p/gvz3Xqs2o4/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 15 21:23:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"401460357044002816","full_text":"Here’s a short promotional video for an online farmers market on Colorado’s Western Slope. They’re good folks. <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/71937799\">http://vimeo.com/71937799</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 15 21:12:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"401457614984589312","full_text":"Oh, joy! Ragnarok’s approaching. They sounded the Gjallerhorn and everything. <a href=\"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2507778/Will-world-end-100-days-Sounding-ancient-trumpet-York-warns-Viking-apocalypse-22-February-2014.html\">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2507778/Will-world-end-100-days-Sounding-ancient-trumpet-York-warns-Viking-apocalypse-22-February-2014.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 15 03:09:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"401185273444585472","full_text":"Bill Berry took over the drums and Mike Mills the bass for “Don’t Go Back to Rockville”. Some old folk song.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 15 02:46:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"401179402245255169","full_text":"Patterson Hood reads from his essay \"The Newer South\" while Peter Buck &amp; co plays behind. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/guA5gUM2q8/\">http://instagram.com/p/guA5gUM2q8/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 15 02:07:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"401169494464557057","full_text":"I don’t know if I’ve ever felt like the young one at the 40 Watt before. It’s a veritable (and venerable) who’s who in here.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 15 01:37:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"401162015814975488","full_text":"I’m standing next to a Young Fresh Fellow. He’s not as young as when I first met him 20 years or so ago.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 15 01:01:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"401152867492691969","full_text":"Got a notice from YouTube that one of my videos was entirely muted because there happened to be ambient music playing in the background.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 14 22:31:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"401115175677620224","full_text":"“The guest list was a project. We set a number based on what we could afford, and each of us invited 1/3 of that.” <a href=\"http://offbeatbride.com/2013/11/massachusetts-lesbian-poly-wedding\">http://offbeatbride.com/2013/11/massachusetts-lesbian-poly-wedding</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 14 15:30:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"401009211506577408","full_text":"Ohmygosh, here’s a surprise. A new Paul McGann Doctor Who mini-episode was released today. So, so excited. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U3jrS-uhuo</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 14 04:06:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"400837123601092609","full_text":"I finally saw the episode that introduces Bob Loblaw’s Law Blog. I’ve arrived in 2006! Real estate looks like a sure bet. No spoilers!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 13 22:30:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"400752518944157696","full_text":"When I was a boy, my chemistry set enthralled me. You can’t really buy them now. This kickstarter wants to fix that. <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1742632993/heirloom-chemistry-set\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1742632993/heirloom-chemistry-set</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 13 15:02:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"400639937592455168","full_text":"Residents of Atlanta will not be welcome at the new Atlanta Braves stadium, if the Cobb GOP Chairman gets his way. <a href=\"http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/jay-bookman/2013/nov/12/cobb-gop-chairman-concerned-about-those-people-com/\">http://www.ajc.com/weblogs/jay-bookman/2013/nov/12/cobb-gop-chairman-concerned-about-those-people-com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 12 04:35:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"400119626077847552","full_text":"Juniper’s talking in her sleep, in a deep, gravelly voice. I think she might be speaking Aramaic. That’s a normal thing, right?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 12 00:30:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"400057880910778368","full_text":"\"This great love, the vast kind, wants others to have everything, both more of me and of everyone else.\" <a href=\"http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/11/what-a-funeral-taught-me-about-polyamory-kristin-s-luce/\">http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/11/what-a-funeral-taught-me-about-polyamory-kristin-s-luce/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 11 20:14:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"399993604321837057","full_text":"Eyes, right! “Little Belgian boy saluting Canadian Troops.” <a href=\"http://www.elephantjournal.com/2011/11/eyes-right-thank-you-veterans-from-todays-youth/\">http://www.elephantjournal.com/2011/11/eyes-right-thank-you-veterans-from-todays-youth/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 11 19:27:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"399981644742135808","full_text":"Dear @SenJohnMcCain, Snowden’s leaks didn’t damage relations with some of our best friends. Tapping their phones did. <a href=\"http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/10/john-mccain-nsa-keith-alexander-snowden\">http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/nov/10/john-mccain-nsa-keith-alexander-snowden</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 10 07:15:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"399435028847132673","full_text":"What an awesome event the Grimm Gear Gala was. Any time I can wear a table runner wrapped around my waist and get complements is a win.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 10 03:33:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"399379371401965568","full_text":"Listening to improvised music on violin and saw based on a random selection from P. T. Barnum’s memoir. It’s called “Pretentious Asshole”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 10 03:19:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"399375848161419264","full_text":"There is a whole Peter Pan crew here, including a steampunk crocodile in a top hat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 10 02:55:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"399369577962172416","full_text":"Wilhelm Grimm is telling his stories again. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/ghKHm_M2rB/\">http://instagram.com/p/ghKHm_M2rB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 10 01:52:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"399353880821379072","full_text":"I get band crushes so easily, but now that I’ve seen them twice I’m sure my feelings toward Fable Cry are true love.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 10 01:25:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"399347003383377920","full_text":"The costumes at the Grimm Gear Gala (steampunk fairy tales) are amazing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 08 17:24:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"398863503521349632","full_text":"The most adorable Rorschach blot ever.<br>#RorschachDoodle <a href=\"http://g.co/doodle/usxtq6\">http://g.co/doodle/usxtq6</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 08 15:43:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"398838094381584385","full_text":"“Young Singles, Seth Adam Smith's Marriage Advice Isn't for You” A companion piece to the essay making the rounds. <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wayne-self/young-singles-seth-adam-smiths-marriage-advice-isnt-for-you_b_4219365.html\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/wayne-self/young-singles-seth-adam-smiths-marriage-advice-isnt-for-you_b_4219365.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 08 14:33:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"398820671238971392","full_text":"DrabbleCast recently had two great apocalyptic stories, one pre- and one post-apocalypse. <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2013/09/09/drabblecast-295-twenty-ways-desert-kill/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2013/09/09/drabblecast-295-twenty-ways-desert-kill/</a> <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2013/10/11/drabblecast-299-revelation-morgan-stern/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2013/10/11/drabblecast-299-revelation-morgan-stern/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 07 18:11:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"398513169045266432","full_text":"The people complaining about the healthcare dot gov website have obviously never tried to redeem an UltraViolet digital movie code. Madness.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 06 22:07:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"398210005280641024","full_text":"Today I bought a Santa suit. My first public trapeze show is next month and I’m naturally planning on doing the whole thing in a Santa suit.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 06 19:54:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"398176678972637184","full_text":"Very rarely do a group of guys sitting around a table drinking beers make something as cool as Rakede’s “Bitte Bitte” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLfg5m3tns\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbLfg5m3tns</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 04 23:41:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"397508982983905280","full_text":"It’s that glorious time of year when one can readily make White Russians using eggnog.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 04 23:28:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"397505628941594624","full_text":"A bank I pass on the way home has on their electronic marquee, and I quote, “GO!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 04 18:27:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"397429845216722944","full_text":"Weaver D’s Delicious Fine Foods, “Automatic for the People”, closes its doors in a couple weeks. <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/blogs/grub-notes/posts/weaver-d-s-is-closing-for-real\">http://flagpole.com/blogs/grub-notes/posts/weaver-d-s-is-closing-for-real</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 04 15:16:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"397381812735209472","full_text":"One day, Donkey fell down a hole… <a href=\"http://www.steaksmoothie.com/?comic=dunkey\">http://www.steaksmoothie.com/?comic=dunkey</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 03 01:48:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"396816009572909056","full_text":"I need to create a steampunk Brothers Grimm outfit in one week out of a pile of burlesque costumes and bric-à-brac. I love a challenge.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 02 19:26:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"396719958056763392","full_text":"The nice ladies at Joann’s not only couldn’t sell me sinew thread, they didn’t even know what it is. I always feel like a time traveller.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 31 17:58:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"395973137114095616","full_text":"Been riding a steam train through the desert for the last five hours, thanks to the Naturespace app &amp; their recording “The Ghost”. So great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 31 15:29:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"395935458968223744","full_text":"“If a Druid Rings the Doorbell” <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/31/garden/if-a-druid-rings-the-doorbell.html?_r=0\">http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/31/garden/if-a-druid-rings-the-doorbell.html?_r=0</a> The New York Times discusses Samhain, observed by most Americans today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 31 02:34:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"395740461220237312","full_text":"If I understand my twitter feed correctly, seems like Joaquín Andújar is on the mound for the Cardinals tonight?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 29 23:22:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"395329728338747392","full_text":"Here's a review from our local alt-weekly of the Neutral Milk Hotel show I was at last week. <a href=\"http://www.flagpole.com/blogs/homedrone/posts/review-neutral-milk-hotel-at-the-40-watt-oct-23\">http://www.flagpole.com/blogs/homedrone/posts/review-neutral-milk-hotel-at-the-40-watt-oct-23</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 28 23:06:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"394963387656192000","full_text":"I’ve got about twenty hours worth of work to do for a project that’s due in 18 hours. Strapping myself in for a long night ahead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 28 15:39:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"394850822485716993","full_text":"Scroll down to Riker. Then scroll up and down again. Repeat until you’ve had enough Riker. <a href=\"http://scrolldowntoriker.com/\">http://scrolldowntoriker.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 26 17:32:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"394154621612339200","full_text":"So last night I performed a “Welcome to Night Vale” themed burlesque number. This was a thing that happened. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBmeHx5rKIU\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBmeHx5rKIU</a> #wtnv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 25 22:25:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"393865976124805120","full_text":"Burlesque tonight at the Go Bar, 10pm! It’ll be the best $3 you spend this weekend.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 25 20:23:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"393835106135068672","full_text":"Just got cold called by a software company that wanted to sell me their farmers market software for my market. He had no idea who I was.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 25 19:49:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"393826733981728768","full_text":"“Your move, Pixar.” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 25 18:16:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"393803274773889024","full_text":"Had green chile stew with lunch and it was ok -- best I've had in Georgia in a long time -- but now I'm craving New Mexico green chile stew.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 24 01:57:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"393194390744989696","full_text":"take you and leave you alone<br>Watching spirals of white softly flow<br>Over your eyelids &amp; all you did<br>Will wait until the point when you let go","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 23 15:42:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"393039818110013440","full_text":"After three hours I thought it would be safe to return to the office, but from several blocks away I can still hear the fire alarm blaring.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 23 13:27:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"393005727989903360","full_text":"Seems sensible to test the shrieking fire alarm of an office building during work hours, sure. Also sensible for me to go to a coffee shop.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 23 13:14:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"393002502981165056","full_text":"I get to see Neutral Milk Hotel tonight at the 40 Watt. Never thought that’d ever happen.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 23 01:59:55 +0000 2013","id_str":"392832727537684480","full_text":"“Ha ha ha! Dad, please stop singing.”<br><br>And so Juniper finished singing along by herself to “Christmas at Ground Zero”.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 21 14:13:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"392292598481973248","full_text":"Miley Cyrus &amp; Sinead O’Connor in “Nothing Compares 2 Wrecking Ball” <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/76171895\">https://vimeo.com/76171895</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 20 23:02:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"392063189787361280","full_text":"“What if I don’t care about what’s on TV? What if, instead, I care about the secret song that nobody hears but you?” <a href=\"http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/10/what-if-we-strip-away-the-artifice-see-each-other-as-we-are-vicki-rivard/\">http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/10/what-if-we-strip-away-the-artifice-see-each-other-as-we-are-vicki-rivard/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 18 21:27:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"391314568674160640","full_text":"A friend I met while growing beards together (that never gets old) demonstrates with his family the perfect s’more: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvqzUE1dFk\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvqzUE1dFk</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 17 16:44:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"390880915117056001","full_text":"The @tmbg bus is parked outside my office. I’ve never been in the same town as them and *not* gone to the show. Kind of bummed.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 05 22:40:28 +0000 2022","id_str":"1533579537740595200","full_text":"Can’t hardly walk down the sidewalk around here these days what with all the flopping. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1533558941451427845\">https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1533558941451427845</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 04 18:52:55 +0000 2022","id_str":"1533159884111462400","full_text":"Well, fuck. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/cjhubbs/status/1532494712048963608\">https://twitter.com/cjhubbs/status/1532494712048963608</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 31 17:29:48 +0000 2022","id_str":"1531689416397361154","full_text":"I’ve been grappling lately with post-childhood diagnosis on several fronts lately, and this is pretty much where I’ve landed too. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/kristinrawls/status/1531397858833969153\">https://twitter.com/kristinrawls/status/1531397858833969153</a>","favorite_count":"9","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 30 22:24:23 +0000 2022","id_str":"1531401162787799047","full_text":"Five minutes to write code, five hours to find and fix all the tests that broke. <br><br>Glad I saved this work for a quiet holiday. Regular workday interruptions would probably have tripled that time.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 27 17:51:58 +0000 2022","id_str":"1530245439617908737","full_text":"Actual footage of my work week.<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3yOnr2cl3c\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3yOnr2cl3c</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 25 13:58:35 +0000 2022","id_str":"1529461932717232128","full_text":"Going to a movie theater tonight for the first time since the before times. Don't feel like sitting in a room full of people, but that shouldn't be a problem -- we're seeing a new remastered director's cut of Star Trek: The Motion Picture.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 16 17:34:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"390531183492464640","full_text":"Charlie Pierce isn’t mincing any words today. “These are pathetic, worthless children, playing dress-up...” <a href=\"http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/today-in-the-reign-of-morons-101613\">http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/today-in-the-reign-of-morons-101613</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 16 14:40:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"390487324351422464","full_text":"I’m at work, remembering how Juniper told me last night “Dad, when I wake up I feel sad because you are at work.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 16 02:29:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"390303339550101504","full_text":"Oh wow. Can we kill off PayPal now? RT @jack: A free &amp; fast way to send money, with just a simple email (or an app): <a href=\"http://square.com/cash\">http://square.com/cash</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 15 16:36:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"390154253194764289","full_text":"“North America in the Year 1889” A map created some 85 years after the Ottoman Empire bought Louisiana from France. <a href=\"http://alt-reality.deviantart.com/art/Turks-and-Me-97843206\">http://alt-reality.deviantart.com/art/Turks-and-Me-97843206</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 15 00:22:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"389909092934094849","full_text":"Rousing game of \"Click Clack Lumberjack\" with the girls. It's like Jenga. With axes. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/fd73Wms2iJ/\">http://instagram.com/p/fd73Wms2iJ/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 14 21:23:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"389864057521446912","full_text":"“I’d like you to leave our time together feeling loved, free, full of your most vibrant &amp; luscious hue of you-ness.” <a href=\"http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/10/can-we-be-lovers-not-have-sex/\">http://www.elephantjournal.com/2013/10/can-we-be-lovers-not-have-sex/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 14 03:11:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"389589137969643520","full_text":"Juniper, in her crib, holding up big spiderman figure: “I love you, son.” She holds up smaller spiderman. “I love you too, dad.” They kiss.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 11 21:38:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"388780768849584128","full_text":"“Darn it, sometimes you just need Macaroni and Cheese Pancakes.” <a href=\"http://misckitchen.com/2012/03/15/macaroni-and-cheese-pancakes/\">http://misckitchen.com/2012/03/15/macaroni-and-cheese-pancakes/</a><br>via @LaughingSquid","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 11 19:33:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"388749245907730432","full_text":"MT @ProfSnarky: No interest in saving boobies, tatas, treasured chests, or cleavage. Save women. That requires more than drowning in pink.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 09 16:23:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"387976691827900417","full_text":"“Allowing them to impose their left-coast values on our post-season play is ruining America.” <a href=\"http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/08/applying-government-shutdown-logic-to-the-baseball-playoffs/\">http://hardballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/08/applying-government-shutdown-logic-to-the-baseball-playoffs/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 08 01:13:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"387385310277279744","full_text":"So today I started rehearsing my first ever trapeze duet with my dance partner Lyndsey. Can’t wait to perform it at the Dec 7th Canopy show!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 07 18:18:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"387280770123177984","full_text":"“Hey. I know we haven’t seen each other, or even talked, in a long time…” <a href=\"http://9gag.com/gag/aRQ3pxq?ref=fb.s\">http://9gag.com/gag/aRQ3pxq?ref=fb.s</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 07 12:23:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"387191354180517888","full_text":"So one of my favorite people, Woody Tasch, is in town talking about my favorite topic, local food systems. Right during my farmers market.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 06 02:57:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"386686570067427328","full_text":"Masterchef Junior. I'm *almost* afraid to watch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 05 21:21:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"386602070885027840","full_text":"Here's a lovely little song: \"My Vagina is 8 Miles Wide\" (Don't be afraid. It's only a metaphor.) <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNtYJ5q-yR8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNtYJ5q-yR8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 05 16:20:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"386526270932393984","full_text":"Waitress: \"Here's your cookie, princess.\"<br>Juniper: \"I'm not a princess! I'm Mario!\"<br><br>That's my girl.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 04 22:18:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"386253983322763264","full_text":"While I was away, Juniper has decided she is Pikachu. So now I have a Pokémon cuddling in my lap.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 04 20:11:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"386222070411321345","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 02 18:53:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"385477647599697920","full_text":"To the spammers who hacked my dead mom's Twitter account and keep sending spammy tweets: please stop. Also, what's her password?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 02 18:24:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"385470305776701440","full_text":"Tomorrow morning I begin the long drive back home. But before I do, tonight I'll eat mom's favorite Florida Lobster Reuben.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 01 17:44:30 +0000 2013","id_str":"385097909211242496","full_text":"The mailman just handed my mother to me. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/e7wGxvs2vT/\">http://instagram.com/p/e7wGxvs2vT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 01 02:49:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"384872775070269440","full_text":"Wow. “An ecological anachronism is an adaptation that is chronologically out of place, making its purpose obsolete.” <a href=\"http://www.americanforests.org/magazine/article/trees-that-miss-the-mammoths/\">http://www.americanforests.org/magazine/article/trees-that-miss-the-mammoths/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 01 02:09:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"384862523511816192","full_text":"“To the unwashed masses of mothers: I’ve seen you around.” <a href=\"http://www.scarymommy.com/to-the-unwashed-masses-of-mothers/\">http://www.scarymommy.com/to-the-unwashed-masses-of-mothers/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 01 01:34:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"384853700919193600","full_text":"“… the synthesis of real &amp; digital space through projection-mapping onto moving surfaces.” Amazing in-camera FX! <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/75260457#\">https://vimeo.com/75260457#</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 01 01:10:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"384847659250761728","full_text":"It’s too bad such horrifying experiments had to be used to discover this awesome fact about octopi. <a href=\"http://io9.com/detatched-octopus-arms-show-independent-awareness-1209041248\">http://io9.com/detatched-octopus-arms-show-independent-awareness-1209041248</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 30 23:05:45 +0000 2013","id_str":"384816365569589250","full_text":"I want to DJ an all-ages electroswing night in Athens sometime. Remind me when I get home to make that happen.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 30 21:23:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"384790745078849537","full_text":"Thanks to my generous employer, I still got a full paycheck today. Which means I can afford gas to get home this week. Also, a rum bucket.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 29 19:47:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"384403987120017408","full_text":"Meanwhile, somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean... <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/e20en1M2h5/\">http://instagram.com/p/e20en1M2h5/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 28 23:10:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"384092813908250624","full_text":"“DIY is a place for kids to share what they do, meet others who love the same skills, and be awesome.” <a href=\"https://diy.org\">https://diy.org</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 28 02:08:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"383775268261097474","full_text":"\"How Grammar Is Like Dining At A Nice Restaurant\" <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/09/how-grammar-is-like-dining-at-a-nice-restaurant/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-grammar-is-like-dining-at-a-nice-restaurant\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/09/how-grammar-is-like-dining-at-a-nice-restaurant/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-grammar-is-like-dining-at-a-nice-restaurant</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 27 01:37:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"383404910215462912","full_text":"I need to save these slang timelines for next time I need alternatives for “got your jigglestick up the antipodes.” <a href=\"http://io9.com/two-timelines-of-slang-for-genitalia-from-1250-through-1157205966\">http://io9.com/two-timelines-of-slang-for-genitalia-from-1250-through-1157205966</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 26 15:27:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"383251407077658625","full_text":"Took my laundry out of the park staff washing machine and there was an unusual looking drawstring left in the bottom. Only it was a snake.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 26 02:56:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"383062440919187456","full_text":"This new video to The Smith’s “Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want” is one of the best ever. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3U3Rh9mxcoU\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3U3Rh9mxcoU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 25 01:32:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"382679067172286464","full_text":"Beautiful and brilliant! Chromatic Typewriter Prints  <a href=\"http://tmblr.co/ZltvOyvxPf4q\">http://tmblr.co/ZltvOyvxPf4q</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 22 20:01:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"381870985437511681","full_text":"One of the Celtic traditions for the autumn equinox marks the transition of the Mother to the Crone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 22 14:07:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"381781902098972672","full_text":"Blessed be of Mea'n Fo'mhair. If you've got a little cider, share some with the Green Man, won't you?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 21 07:22:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"381317505282998272","full_text":"Thank you everyone for the love and well-wishes you have shown me and my family. We are blessed.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 21 06:15:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"381300631044386816","full_text":"Fin. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/egxUJqs2ov/\">http://instagram.com/p/egxUJqs2ov/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 19 23:38:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"380838234806562817","full_text":"\"Was that her last breath? It was so long ago. It must've -- oh, there's one. ... Was that her last breath?\"<br><br>- Me, for the last six hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 18 12:05:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"380301633965817856","full_text":"Well, *that* was a long drive.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 18 04:20:55 +0000 2013","id_str":"380184637307240448","full_text":"\"Can't Help But Fly (The Poly Song)\" I love this.  <a href=\"http://m.soundcloud.com/naimainfinity/cant-help-but-fly-the-poly\">http://m.soundcloud.com/naimainfinity/cant-help-but-fly-the-poly</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 18 02:11:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"380151957400584193","full_text":"I fell victim to one of the classic blunders   Never leave a restaurant catering to travelers without carefully checking your to-go order.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 17 20:37:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"380067934569529344","full_text":"\"Blood pressure is 42/20. Your age (today) over how old she was when she had you.\" There's some numerology for you.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 17 18:25:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"380034851912835072","full_text":"I am suddenly embarking on one of the least anticipated trips to the Florida Keys ever. I love my mother.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 17 18:03:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"380029210284535809","full_text":"Juniper asked to hear New Order's \"Temptation (Alternate 12\" Version)\" by saying \"Play you got green eyes you got blue eyes!\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 16 17:57:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"379665303070068736","full_text":"“Dear parents, you need to control your kids. Sincerely, non-parents”<br>A well-written response to that assertion: <a href=\"http://themattwalshblog.com/2013/09/15/dear-parents-you-need-to-control-your-kids-sincerely-non-parents/\">http://themattwalshblog.com/2013/09/15/dear-parents-you-need-to-control-your-kids-sincerely-non-parents/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 16 13:52:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"379603657282428928","full_text":"I love people’s brains. “Calvin &amp; Muad-Dib” mashes up text from Frank Herbert’s Dune with Calvin &amp; Hobbes art. <a href=\"http://calvinanddune.tumblr.com/\">http://calvinanddune.tumblr.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 15 14:25:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"379249717718560768","full_text":"A group of us are at Full Moon Farm, weeding the fall garden, for Athens Locally Grown's \"Farmer for a… <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/eSMjD8s2hA/\">http://instagram.com/p/eSMjD8s2hA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 14 01:42:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"378695200748863488","full_text":"Juniper sings her favorite song, inquiring about the dogs being let out. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/_mSF_n-TTz8\">http://youtu.be/_mSF_n-TTz8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 13 20:49:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"378621496568336384","full_text":"“T-Rex is closer in time to seeing a Justin Bieber concert than seeing a live Stegosaurus.” Perspective is amazing. <a href=\"http://www.waitbutwhy.com/2013/08/putting-time-in-perspective.html\">http://www.waitbutwhy.com/2013/08/putting-time-in-perspective.html</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 13 19:45:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"378605363211145217","full_text":"Phonebloks is an ambitious and interesting concept for a modular smartphone. <a href=\"http://www.phonebloks.com\">http://www.phonebloks.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 12 13:55:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"378154891291533313","full_text":"I don’t know why I’d not heard of Ylvis before now. They’re like the Norse “Flight of the Conchords” <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/09/09/ylvis_best_music_videos_in_english_stonehenge_work_it_pressure_jan_egeland.html\">http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2013/09/09/ylvis_best_music_videos_in_english_stonehenge_work_it_pressure_jan_egeland.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 11 21:05:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"377900716083671040","full_text":"“Darth Vader Voiced by Schwarzenegger” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh3Wveg4DMk\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh3Wveg4DMk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 10 22:06:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"377553744701181953","full_text":"“CrossFit is everything that’s wrong with America” A thoughtful and surprising essay from a CrossFit devotee. <a href=\"http://socialreader.com/me/content/2Blx0\">http://socialreader.com/me/content/2Blx0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 09 22:18:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"377194257486200832","full_text":"Took 30mins to find my county commissioners' meeting (wrong address posted). I walked in on a conversation on transporting &amp; storing bodies.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 09 20:30:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"377167266645028864","full_text":"“Performing Shakespeare’s plays with their original English accent”. I love listening to this.<br><a href=\"http://twentytwowords.com/2013/09/05/performing-shakespeares-plays-with-their-original-english-accent/\">http://twentytwowords.com/2013/09/05/performing-shakespeares-plays-with-their-original-english-accent/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 09 18:17:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"377133622991790080","full_text":"“You came to the chasm, and teetered on the brink. All brinks are for teetering upon, in this life. Mark that well.” <a href=\"http://hootingyard.org/archives/11938\">http://hootingyard.org/archives/11938</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 09 14:57:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"377083240378421248","full_text":"A lovely little wedding in the woods goes awry: <a href=\"http://www.viralnova.com/zombie-engagement-shoot/\">http://www.viralnova.com/zombie-engagement-shoot/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 09 01:51:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"376885538093281280","full_text":"This article with a map of the town of Night Vale is the only exception to the rule to never read the comments. <a href=\"http://io9.com/a-series-of-maps-of-the-freaky-city-of-night-vale-1272064282\">http://io9.com/a-series-of-maps-of-the-freaky-city-of-night-vale-1272064282</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 07 22:37:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"376474361718669312","full_text":"Juniper: \"Look, Dad! I have a magic wand. Now I'm going to pull a rabbit out of your head.\"<br>Me: \"...\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 06 23:41:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"376128173920243712","full_text":"One of Viv's friends is in the living room in wet swim trunks singing \"Holly Jolly Christmas\" in an English accent. Must be Friday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 06 15:01:30 +0000 2013","id_str":"375997189836636160","full_text":"An NSA program codenamed \"Cheesy Name\" targeted SSL certs for brute force attacks. With that name, it has to be true. <a href=\"http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/05/nsa-gchq-encryption-codes-security\">http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/05/nsa-gchq-encryption-codes-security</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 04 21:03:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"375363566700072961","full_text":"\"By the time a girl is 12, she isn’t even seen as whole human being, but regarded for her parts.\" <a href=\"http://www.salon.com/2013/09/04/the_six_ways_we_talk_about_a_teenage_girls_age/\">http://www.salon.com/2013/09/04/the_six_ways_we_talk_about_a_teenage_girls_age/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 04 19:22:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"375337987246419968","full_text":"“For every day that you’ve survived intact, a thousand other people have gotten shafted by a roll of the dice.”<br><a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/09/a-gift-you-can-kill-with/\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/09/a-gift-you-can-kill-with/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 04 14:45:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"375268433509642240","full_text":"For only two weeks, you can get a full pass to next year’s DragonCon for only $65. Buy now, rest easy all year. <a href=\"http://store.dragoncon.org/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=26&products_id=773\">http://store.dragoncon.org/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=26&products_id=773</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 04 01:01:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"375061093024280577","full_text":"At the Mechanical Masquerade I was George Washington, Airship Admiral. Another was a British soldier with George's head on a spike. Awkward!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 03 18:35:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"374963772185538560","full_text":"Yesterday the Westin wasn’t taking reservations for 2014 DragonCon. I called today to see when they would start &amp; they’re already sold out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 03 16:55:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"374938826680320002","full_text":"Kindle Matchbook. What a fitting name, as it will set fire to what’s left of the paper publishing industry. <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/?docId=1001373341\">http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html/?docId=1001373341</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 03 16:17:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"374929265013571584","full_text":"My pedometer says I walked 22.5 miles at DragonCon, including dancing. Within that, the 33 flights of stairs is nothing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 02 20:54:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"374636506641870848","full_text":"Back in the car. DragonCon badge is off. Guess it's time to get back to the real world.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 02 16:31:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"374570292775247872","full_text":"Just walked down 33 flights of stairs with luggage because even after waiting an hour it was still faster than the elevator.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 01 21:57:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"374289951070109697","full_text":"My first costume of the evening. #dragoncon #nightvale <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/du9NvHs2r_/\">http://instagram.com/p/du9NvHs2r_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 01 03:58:22 +0000 2013","id_str":"374018366329339904","full_text":"Gandalf and Arwyn are freak dancing to \"Weird Science\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 01 03:22:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"374009461087940608","full_text":"The Uruk-hai have the Thriller dance down cold.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 01 03:18:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"374008437493223424","full_text":"The dwarves are winning the limbo contest, but only because the hobbits had too much pipe weed. I'm assuming.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 01 02:51:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"374001568699678720","full_text":"I've seen a lot of weird things at DragonCon, but one of the weirdest was watching Thranduil break dance to \"One Night in Bangkok\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 31 19:45:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"373894292072595456","full_text":"The panelists at the \"Doctor Who Canon\" session publicly admired my Red Dwarf's Rimmer costume. #kiltedrimmer","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 22:44:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"373576917565571072","full_text":"A Clockwork Orange <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/dp4-dPM2mA/\">http://instagram.com/p/dp4-dPM2mA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 17:19:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"373495193653485568","full_text":"Badged! <br><br>Um... what day is it? #DragonCon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 16:23:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"373481030176366593","full_text":"I'm in it, and I still can't comprehend how long this line is. Should I abandon hope of getting into any panels today? #DragonCon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 15:46:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"373471846223859712","full_text":"Donating blood first to give the registration lime time to clear out. That should work, right? #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 15:43:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"373470996512407552","full_text":"\"Who are you?\"<br>\"Eric\"<br>\"No, who are you dressed up as?\"<br>\"... Eric.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 15:21:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"373465553601847296","full_text":"I've never gotten here this late on a Friday morning before. Holy crap, the registration line! #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 11:29:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"373407099528949760","full_text":"Maybe when I donate blood later this morning they can just hook the bag right up to this giant cut I gave myself shaving.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 30 02:27:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"373270695268323328","full_text":"Any of you folks going to DragonCon want to be my mobile app friend?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 29 17:44:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"373139176264585216","full_text":"Right now, in Athens, there's a steeple in a dumpster.  <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/dmwkcap8mE/\">http://instagram.com/p/dmwkcap8mE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 29 14:36:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"373091775243489280","full_text":"I can’t imagine an opening pitch like this here in the States, not even at DragonCon night with the Braves tonight. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWJ2XP7Rlh8\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWJ2XP7Rlh8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 28 21:08:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"372828021289672704","full_text":"Costumes include: Hooded Figure from the dog park, George Washington (Airship Admiral), Arnold Rimmer, Steampunk Badass, Dr. Byron Orpheus","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 28 17:40:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"372775631043313664","full_text":"I passed up the opportunity to buy a culturally insensitive headdress and cosplay Night Vale’s The Apache Tracker, because what an asshole.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 27 23:10:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"372496255848816641","full_text":"I’m in the thrift store buying pajama pants and a silk vest for costumes. Must be nearly DragonCon.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 27 00:37:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"372155858681339904","full_text":"“There’s all the sky, and then the Earth. And on the Earth is a tiny house. And I’m small, and you’re small.”<br><br>A message from my 3 year old.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 26 17:42:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"372051488631451648","full_text":"Thing you missed by not being in my trapeze class today: watching me fall and landing on my face. But no worries! There’ll be more chances.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 25 02:08:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"371454111839182848","full_text":"So Vivian’s birthday party sent someone to the ER with a broken arm, so… chalk up another in the success column?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 24 17:48:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"371328164464979968","full_text":"My nine year old daughter is following behind me at the grocery store singing Louis Prima songs and I think, I could have done a lot worse.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 24 01:33:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"371082822439956480","full_text":"“Dad can I have a goodnight hug? I’ll take it in chocolate.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 24 01:27:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"371081252168024064","full_text":"OMG. Professional stuntwomen took it upon themselves to reenact Family Guy's “Epic Chicken Fight”<br><a href=\"http://www.moviecitizens.com/two-stuntwomen-reenact-the-giant-chicken-fight-from-family-guy/\">http://www.moviecitizens.com/two-stuntwomen-reenact-the-giant-chicken-fight-from-family-guy/</a> via @ferretthimself","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 23 18:57:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"370983058310041600","full_text":"UPS delivered a big box of Amazon stuff to the wrong town. Both companies tried to out-good each other &amp; now I’ve got 2 big boxes of stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 22 22:52:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"370679829404057600","full_text":"Don't Fly During Ramadan: \"It was 2:20PM by the time I was released. My entire body was shaking uncontrollably...\" <a href=\"http://varnull.adityamukerjee.net/post/59021412512/dont-fly-during-ramadan\">http://varnull.adityamukerjee.net/post/59021412512/dont-fly-during-ramadan</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 22 00:39:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"370344475627098112","full_text":"Juniper: “Dad, can you help me take these off?”<br>Me: “Take what off, dear?”<br>Juniper: “My eyes.”<br>Me: “…”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 21 01:26:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"369993975698292736","full_text":"Juniper handed me a misbehaving iPad and said, “Dad, turn it off and then on again.”<br><br>At least she didn’t call me Moss.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 20 21:00:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"369926957942583296","full_text":"Abney Park released a new video today for “The Circus At The End of the World” off their upcoming album. It’s swell. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTSxJcH7h7c\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTSxJcH7h7c</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 20 14:56:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"369835406445264896","full_text":"The Hungarian Pannonia Allstars Ska Orchestra made a nice cover of the Game of Thrones theme &amp; a video to go with it. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ei_36wQjaQ\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ei_36wQjaQ</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 23:43:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"369605476457394177","full_text":"The free birthday dessert here is a pie in the face. Seriously. @ El Parian <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/dNqrNCs2kF/\">http://instagram.com/p/dNqrNCs2kF/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 18:48:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"369531258004459520","full_text":"Oh, hey! My online farmers market system got mentioned in the San Francisco Weekly’s cover story this week: <a href=\"http://www.sfweekly.com/2013-08-14/news/good-eggs-amazonfresh-webvan-local-mission-market/full/\">http://www.sfweekly.com/2013-08-14/news/good-eggs-amazonfresh-webvan-local-mission-market/full/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 13:03:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"369444593219018752","full_text":"A Chicago school principal and teachers show students how to handle being excluded from a lunch room table. <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/66589238\">https://vimeo.com/66589238</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 12:16:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"369432752728199168","full_text":"So listen up ‘cause you can’t say nothin’. These librarians’ll shut you down with a push of their button. <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/66169135\">https://vimeo.com/66169135</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 10:50:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"369411108429234177","full_text":"Vivian starts fourth grade: another in the series of “Viv gets on the bus” videos. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7qOazVK444\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7qOazVK444</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 10:29:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"369405730220032000","full_text":"Nutella biscuits for lunch, because birthday. She’s never had it before. It might be like giving a shark her first taste of chum.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 02:10:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"369280164472950784","full_text":"Vivian turns nine in a couple hours. I just recently finished paying off the $60k+ the hospital billed us for her birth. No repossession!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 19 01:09:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"369264730419896322","full_text":"Making cookies, I turned off the mixer. Juniper flew out of her crib and raced into the kitchen shouting “Let me lick it! Let me lick it!”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 18 23:09:45 +0000 2013","id_str":"369234691406036992","full_text":"Juniper grabbed my cheeks, looked into my eyes, and said in a serious voice, “Dad, I love you, but where’s your beard”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 18 21:57:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"369216430308204544","full_text":"The marquee at Burger King says “Now Serving Gravy”. While I admire their gung-ho attitude, that’s not what’s been keeping me away from BK.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 18 15:24:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"369117711508320258","full_text":"Mid-August, drizzly, 68 degrees. Time for a pool party!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 18 02:51:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"368927990832316416","full_text":"\"Instead of teaching teens not to rape, the U.S. Attorney wants to teach them not to get caught.\"<br><br> <a href=\"http://tmblr.co/ZJAfPysXsfel\">http://tmblr.co/ZJAfPysXsfel</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"9"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 17 03:32:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"368575970417995777","full_text":"I don’t know if I’ll ever build a website again without Bootstrap, Twitter’s CSS &amp; Javascript framework. It’s great. <a href=\"http://getbootstrap.com\">http://getbootstrap.com</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 16 17:05:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"368418152243138562","full_text":"Jason Oda had a dream (and possibly too much time on his hands), and nothing’s gonna stop him now. How about you? <a href=\"http://www.nothingsgonnastopmenow.com\">http://www.nothingsgonnastopmenow.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 16 13:27:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"368363429054394368","full_text":"We are here in Georgia where we’ve secretly replaced the August they usually have with March. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 15 02:01:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"367828337198399489","full_text":"“Hey dad, you know what I just figured out? Bruce Wayne is Batman.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 14 23:09:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"367785144104800256","full_text":"Smiths songs + Peanuts comics = ThisCharmingCharlie dot tumblr dot com <a href=\"http://thischarmingcharlie.tumblr.com/\">http://thischarmingcharlie.tumblr.com/</a> via @TheLiB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 14 21:32:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"367760788523872256","full_text":"Viv’s school district put her in a new school &amp; promoted her an extra grade. She says she wants to do 4th grade, so we straightened it out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 14 17:06:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"367693667890659328","full_text":"There’s a handyman who’s been painting the railing on the steps of the church across the street from my office. For over a year. NSA agent?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 13 21:24:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"367396251488514049","full_text":"Twenty minutes to make it through two intersections alongside campus. Yay, all the kids are back in town!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 13 17:17:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"367334034273083392","full_text":"Google has been taking their “street view” indoors, and it’s really getting pretty amazing. <a href=\"https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ll=51.492159,-0.19092&spn=0.005291,0.013937&sll=51.492140,-0.193028&layer=c&cid=12502927659667388442&panoid=c9UMhWP_MWm9U0L48xEjYw&cbp=13,291.8,,0,18.86&gl=US&t=m&cbll=51.492132,-0.192862&z=17\">https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&ll=51.492159,-0.19092&spn=0.005291,0.013937&sll=51.492140,-0.193028&layer=c&cid=12502927659667388442&panoid=c9UMhWP_MWm9U0L48xEjYw&cbp=13,291.8,,0,18.86&gl=US&t=m&cbll=51.492132,-0.192862&z=17</a> (doesn’t work w/ beta)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 13 12:50:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"367266872384684032","full_text":"I don’t know why or how, but all of the Harry Potter movies are now $9.99 in iTunes. Not each. All of them together. <a href=\"https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie-collection/harry-potter-complete-collection/id658723564\">https://itunes.apple.com/us/movie-collection/harry-potter-complete-collection/id658723564</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"7"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 13 12:12:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"367257314832965632","full_text":"Going to DragonCon? Want to see my schedule so you can avoid or stalk me? Send me a friend code from the mobile app!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 13 00:27:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"367079839712694272","full_text":"This electroswing remix of Louis Prima’s “Shadack” is one of my favorite songs right now. I can’t not dance to it. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISNyO7Llhc0\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISNyO7Llhc0</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 11 16:02:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"366590576344317952","full_text":"“Dad, I dreamed about horses! Let me show you my dream!” She takes my hand and leads me to her crib and  looks around confused. No horses.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 08 15:17:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"365491966064066561","full_text":"I’ve never so strongly disagreed with Anil Dash before. Also I’m never going to go see a movie I care about in India. <a href=\"http://dashes.com/anil/2013/08/shushers-wrong-about-movies-wrong-about-the-world.html\">http://dashes.com/anil/2013/08/shushers-wrong-about-movies-wrong-about-the-world.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 07 10:17:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"365054128176640000","full_text":"Oh my god. RT @rabblearouser: This is HORRIBLE. The Ghost Rapes of Bolivia. Trigger warning. <a href=\"http://www.vice.com/read/the-ghost-rapes-of-bolivia-000300-v20n8?Contentpage=-1\">http://www.vice.com/read/the-ghost-rapes-of-bolivia-000300-v20n8?Contentpage=-1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 06 23:12:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"364886639312506880","full_text":"\"I am Robot!Ophelia, and I will never die for love again.\" This story of a robot acting troupe is wonderful. <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2013/07/12/ep404-zebulon-vance-sings-the-alphabet-songs-of-love/\">http://escapepod.org/2013/07/12/ep404-zebulon-vance-sings-the-alphabet-songs-of-love/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 06 22:21:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"364873901358055424","full_text":"Juniper greeted me getting home from work by singing the chorus of Lou Reed’s “Walk on the Wild Side” and I wonder how she spends her days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 05 19:36:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"364470009084784640","full_text":"So many wonderful surprises in this new Mumford &amp; Sons video for “Hopeless Wanderer”. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rId6PKlDXeU\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rId6PKlDXeU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 05 19:24:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"364466866812903424","full_text":"\"It's decades old, a bedrock concept.\" Law enforcement agencies lying of unconstitutionally gained evidence, that is. <a href=\"http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE97409R20130805?irpc=932\">http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSBRE97409R20130805?irpc=932</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 05 03:48:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"364231295121244160","full_text":"\"Sitting in pies was a big deal.\" An Oral History of HBO's 'Real Sex'. <a href=\"http://www.vulture.com/2013/07/hbo-real-sex-oral-history-masturbation-nudists-street-interviews.html?mid=twitter_nymag\">http://www.vulture.com/2013/07/hbo-real-sex-oral-history-masturbation-nudists-street-interviews.html?mid=twitter_nymag</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 14:16:09 +0000 2022","id_str":"1525842475155443713","full_text":"Never been to one of those before. Ended up just watching (I didn’t have anyone to roll with and didn’t feel like negotiating with strangers) but it was great energy. Would do again if the opportunity arose!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 02:08:11 +0000 2022","id_str":"1525659275623907330","full_text":"I’m at a primal play party. It very much has a \"amateur wrestling night at the livestock auction barn\" vibe to it, and I love it. It's just missing the hotdog booth. <br><br>God damn do I want a hotdog. <br><br>And I kinda want to go get on the mats. It looks … cathartic.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 14 16:00:59 +0000 2022","id_str":"1525506467326984192","full_text":"Jim “Catfish” Hunter <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ryanfagan/status/1524746097331257344\">https://twitter.com/ryanfagan/status/1524746097331257344</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 14 04:16:32 +0000 2022","id_str":"1525329187359313920","full_text":"@fortyseven And now having watched the episode, I agree even more :)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 05 01:45:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"364200389400207361","full_text":"Failure or Transition? “Stepping back and becoming 'just friends' is not only actually possible, but rather common.\" <a href=\"http://polyinthemedia.blogspot.com/2013/08/failure-or-transition-redefining-end-of.html\">http://polyinthemedia.blogspot.com/2013/08/failure-or-transition-redefining-end-of.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 05 00:28:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"364181176098893824","full_text":"Apparently I possess Bucknard’s Everfull Bean Patch. #gardeningnerd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 04 02:42:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"363852363079360512","full_text":"Impromptu Cards Against Humanity game. I knew my laziness in not cleaning my games out of my car would come in handy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 03 23:05:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"363797733603565569","full_text":"Reminder: I turn 42 next month and will be throwing myself a nerdy birthday party on the 21st. You’re invited. Details to follow.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 03 14:29:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"363667927255351296","full_text":"“So, Viv, tell me about this birthday card you made for Mom.”<br><br>“You see, a mean wizard turned three of us into fish, and there's a croc…”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 02 16:08:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"363330533163802624","full_text":"Dear BBC: I see it reported that you’ll be interviewing the new Doctor live Sunday. I haven’t received plane tickets. Are we skypeing this?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 01 02:04:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"362755721579872256","full_text":"My friend Lila took a *long* trip on MegaBus so you don’t have to. Or will at least know what you’re in for. <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/news/news-features/2013/07/31/taking-the-megabus-to-minneapolis\">http://flagpole.com/news/news-features/2013/07/31/taking-the-megabus-to-minneapolis</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 31 15:35:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"362597352760025088","full_text":"The Landfill Harmonic Orchestra. Amazing and sad, all together. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJrSUHK9Luw&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJrSUHK9Luw&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 31 14:27:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"362580337202692098","full_text":"My doctor gave me a prescription for hard lemon candy, and suddenly my grandmother makes more sense. <br><br>(He also gave me drugs.)","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 31 01:14:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"362380838798770179","full_text":"The doctor will see me in the morning so we can start doing something about this two week old headache / eye twitch / jaw thingy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 31 01:09:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"362379418863271936","full_text":"\"Intense Macro Photos of Ants Battling to the Death\" It is what it says on the tin. <a href=\"http://petapixel.com/2013/07/30/intense-macro-photos-of-ants-battling-to-the-death/\">http://petapixel.com/2013/07/30/intense-macro-photos-of-ants-battling-to-the-death/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 30 14:12:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"362214074601312257","full_text":"Here's a great write-up on the even greater \"Welcome to Night Vale\" and its fandom. <a href=\"http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/americas-most-popular-podcast-what-the-internet-did-to-welcome-to-night-vale\">http://www.theawl.com/2013/07/americas-most-popular-podcast-what-the-internet-did-to-welcome-to-night-vale</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 29 14:55:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"361862543825846273","full_text":"One of my favorite local bands, Cars Can Be Blue, has a new video, a Monkees-style chase, off their upcoming album. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JBCat9gW_Kc\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JBCat9gW_Kc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 29 14:13:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"361851960451801088","full_text":"\"How We Got 'Please' and 'Thank You':<br>Why the line between politeness and bossiness is a linguistic mirage.\" <a href=\"http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2013/07/25/origin-of-please-and-thank-you/\">http://www.brainpickings.org/index.php/2013/07/25/origin-of-please-and-thank-you/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 29 00:53:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"361650659830939648","full_text":"Wow. RT @AbandonedPics: Abandoned bumper cars in Chernobyl <a href=\"https://twitter.com/AbandonedPics/status/361649828029161472/photo/1\">https://twitter.com/AbandonedPics/status/361649828029161472/photo/1</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 28 18:45:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"361557966547206146","full_text":"Here’s a long well-written NYT article about the race to save orange trees from a killer bacteria, via gene splicing. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/28/science/a-race-to-save-the-orange-by-altering-its-dna.html?_r=0\">http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/28/science/a-race-to-save-the-orange-by-altering-its-dna.html?_r=0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 27 18:50:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"361196914290601988","full_text":"Families come in all shapes and sizes. Sometimes, even boxes. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCSXHEFtx8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMCSXHEFtx8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 25 16:24:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"360435293653962752","full_text":"I’ve never had movie trailers get my heart pounding like the ones for Gravity. <a href=\"http://gravitymovie.warnerbros.com\">http://gravitymovie.warnerbros.com</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 24 21:26:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"360149109706993667","full_text":"This new video by Fiona Apple makes my heart sing. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG1VVFfOnYQ\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG1VVFfOnYQ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 24 04:05:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"359887091259289600","full_text":"A long time ago, I backed a project on Kickstarter to make a Cthulhu/Monopoly crossover game. It’s now at a sad end: <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/forkingpath/the-doom-that-came-to-atlantic-city/posts/548030?ref=email&show_token=570d632a47579c56\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/forkingpath/the-doom-that-came-to-atlantic-city/posts/548030?ref=email&show_token=570d632a47579c56</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 24 03:47:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"359882438475915264","full_text":"Drinkin’ Rum and Coca-Cola<br>Workin' for the Yankee dollar","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 23 22:18:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"359799591123697664","full_text":"It's National Hotdog Day. Thanks, Obama! @ The Branded Butcher <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/cH_fwgM2qX/\">http://instagram.com/p/cH_fwgM2qX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 23 03:54:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"359521875874938881","full_text":"Writing my first major Rails 4 app, and the changes are significant enough to trip me up every step along the way. It’s a good slog, though.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 23 02:36:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"359502322579148800","full_text":"Mod Carousel, a Seattle based boylesque troupe, does a great version of Robin Thicke's Blurred Lines music video. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKfwCjgiodg&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKfwCjgiodg&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 23 01:21:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"359483463151259649","full_text":"There’s a tornado ten miles away from me (and moving away). Guess I’m not going to bed for a while.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 22 22:18:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"359437421500313600","full_text":"There’s a new shopping center anchored by a Kroger going in next to Athens Tech?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 22 19:39:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"359397268199190529","full_text":"\"met at a hacky-sack circle\" \"moved into a tree\" \"extensive combat training\" \"can of bear repellant\" \"acquitted\" <a href=\"http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/07/19/man-acquitted-in-romantic-bear-spray-squabble/\">http://blog.sfgate.com/crime/2013/07/19/man-acquitted-in-romantic-bear-spray-squabble/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 22 00:39:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"359110487574724608","full_text":"Under the cloud shelf. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/cDGWTEs2pw/\">http://instagram.com/p/cDGWTEs2pw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 20 01:04:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"358391875985612800","full_text":"The only thing stopping me from making, and then eating, a cherries jubilee cream cheese pie is that I don’t have any cream cheese.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 19 16:25:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"358261197415530497","full_text":"Put off lunch by a cold raw lamb burger at Royal Peasant. Sent it back; charged anyway. Still hungry since they didn’t make my appetizer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 19 15:19:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"358244594414538752","full_text":"I’m not afraid to admit that I &lt;3 Benedict. <a href=\"http://io9.com/benedict-cumberbatch-explains-how-sherlock-survived-his-836820908\">http://io9.com/benedict-cumberbatch-explains-how-sherlock-survived-his-836820908</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 18 15:36:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"357886560596799488","full_text":"\"There are enough Pagans here in Athens for a club, a garden, and an annual festival.\" <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/news/news-features/2013/07/17/athens-pagans-face-many-misconceptions\">http://flagpole.com/news/news-features/2013/07/17/athens-pagans-face-many-misconceptions</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 18 14:20:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"357867521514278912","full_text":"When Tywin Lannister invites you to dinner, you have no choice but to attend, no matter how awkward the small talk.<br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ACuI28p1Co\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ACuI28p1Co</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 18 00:33:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"357659293274746882","full_text":"One significant upside to The Summer Without the Sun: today was our first day in July above 90 degrees.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 17 13:44:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"357496150368067584","full_text":"The Farm to Consumer Legal Defense Fund is giving away tickets &amp; lodging to their SaveYourBacon Event at PolyFace! <a href=\"http://is.gd/hpyVze\">http://is.gd/hpyVze</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 16 04:29:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"356994008515481601","full_text":"Sometimes, I pretend that I’m funny. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/356994008515481601-BPRMKMkCEAASsga.png\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/356994008515481601-BPRMKMkCEAASsga.png\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 16 02:24:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"356962552078544896","full_text":"Here’s a cosplay music video from the London Film &amp; Comic Con. Hodor! <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FviLQ-PJTb0\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FviLQ-PJTb0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 15 22:58:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"356910711236079616","full_text":"I had an unexpected hour of sunlight so I thought I’d get some much needed mowing done. The mower broke down 45 seconds in.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 15 22:15:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"356899847577673729","full_text":"Just realized I have most of a Dr. Byron Orpheus costume in my closet. One day of DragonCon down.  <a href=\"http://venturefans.org/vbwiki/Dr._Orpheus\">http://venturefans.org/vbwiki/Dr._Orpheus</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 15 14:21:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"356780466789023746","full_text":"\"Locally grown food leader cultivates community involvement\" Good things are afoot in Augusta, GA. <a href=\"http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/business/local-business/2013-07-14/locally-grown-food-leader-cultivates-community-involvement?v=1373829051\">http://chronicle.augusta.com/news/business/local-business/2013-07-14/locally-grown-food-leader-cultivates-community-involvement?v=1373829051</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 15 01:36:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"356587989746466816","full_text":"A white guy, a black guy, and a pretty gal steal a bike. You’ll wish this were just the setup for a joke. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7i60GuNRg\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge7i60GuNRg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 14 23:00:30 +0000 2013","id_str":"356548790460751876","full_text":"Dear Daily Mail: Up Yours. Sincerely, Amanda Palmer.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPDWEjjN3Q\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGPDWEjjN3Q</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 14 19:54:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"356501922750005249","full_text":"Someone left my state out in the rain<br>Don’t think that I can take it<br>‘Cuz it took so long to make it<br>&amp; I’ll never have this summertime again","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 14 18:33:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"356481551955005444","full_text":"I was going to get some yard work done, but I decided to wait until it stopped raining. That was back in February.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"7"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 14 05:57:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"356291244172906497","full_text":"My script about giant reptiles getting sucked up into a sand storm is way, way better than Sharknado. Just wait ‘till you see Crocaboob.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 14 00:40:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"356211454141136896","full_text":"I've not seen on a skate rink floor before tonight: skateboard, stroller, yard sale (in the snack area), DJ w/ a card table &amp; a corded mic.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 13 21:21:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"356161578208464896","full_text":"Juniper: “Viv, get off of me!”<br>Vivian: “I’m the dad. I’m supposed to cuddle my young after they hatch.”<br>Me: backs away slowly","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 13 15:45:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"356077017822806016","full_text":"Both my daughters are sitting down, eating pancakes, and singing the Ramones. So, you know, life turned out pretty ok.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 12 22:34:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"355817370771660800","full_text":"Now is the time on Sprockets where it hailstorms.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 12 20:53:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"355792071686234112","full_text":"\"… unlike soapboxes and righteous indignation, I’m confident it will actually get you somewhere.\" <a href=\"https://medium.com/i-m-h-o/186876c86c7b\">https://medium.com/i-m-h-o/186876c86c7b</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 12 11:48:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"355654859216789505","full_text":"\"In Athens, Ga., a Downtown Renaissance\" The New York Times spills our secret.  <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2013/07/14/travel/20130714-SURFACING.html?_r=1&\">http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2013/07/14/travel/20130714-SURFACING.html?_r=1&</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 11 20:48:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"355428458949640193","full_text":"\"As anyone would expect, the tornadoes suck up thousands of sharks. This all just seems like common sense to me…\" <a href=\"http://io9.com/we-asked-the-writer-of-sharknado-some-very-serious-ques-736131336\">http://io9.com/we-asked-the-writer-of-sharknado-some-very-serious-ques-736131336</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 11 18:11:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"355388848144003073","full_text":"Power Rangers in my bed<br>There's a brain slug on my head<br>Think my costume might be ruined<br>Don't remember this tattoo<br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shrNm-tXJgs&feature=player_embedded\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shrNm-tXJgs&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 09 01:30:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"354412250439749633","full_text":"\"Spider-Man! My best friend forever!\" <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/bht1Rws2rM/\">http://instagram.com/p/bht1Rws2rM/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 08 02:18:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"354061851593670657","full_text":"Oh joy. The well’s out. Welcome home!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 08 01:45:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"354053503657840641","full_text":"It’s been eight days since I turned on my computer. What have I become?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 07 05:09:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"353742635732709378","full_text":"Ad hoc plan for a cheap motel room and play on the beach in central Florida thwarted by NASCAR in Daytona. Room found in Jacksonville, 1am.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 04 03:43:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"352633636119523329","full_text":"Juniper wants to make it perfectly clear that while the giant fish called Tarpon may eat bugs, they do *not* eat June bugs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 04 01:26:50 +0000 2013","id_str":"352599348829356032","full_text":"Just saw a great fireworks display in Marathon Key, FL. Every burst was about a 1000 feet lower than they should’ve been. I hope they’re ok.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 03 23:29:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"352569896191791106","full_text":"“”Cheeseburger In Paradise” is playing over the loudspeakers as we crouch under the bar with lightning striking all around.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 03 19:54:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"352515829230870528","full_text":"I like pig butts and I can not lie. <a href=\"http://paleoparents.spreadshirt.com/\">http://paleoparents.spreadshirt.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 03 19:28:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"352509090515271680","full_text":"The rum buckets have a limit two per person so of course I’m working on a plan to tipsy-talk my way into a third one.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 03 01:10:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"352232878433767424","full_text":"Today is my parents’ 42nd wedding anniversary. I’m glad I got to see them, even if briefly. Much, much love to them both!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 01 16:01:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"351732235034034176","full_text":"Espresso malt balls — where have these been my whole life?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 01 00:05:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"351491789326258177","full_text":"Current status <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/bMyPEbM2lU/\">http://instagram.com/p/bMyPEbM2lU/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 30 00:04:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"351128959322300417","full_text":"Day is done, gone the sun,<br>From the lake, from the hills, from the sky;<br>Got the car tightly packed, time to drive.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 29 20:44:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"351078803885391873","full_text":"First road trip of the season means I cleaned out three active wasp nests and one mamma spider nest out of the car top luggage carrier.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 28 22:41:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"350745861925502976","full_text":"Not at all ominous. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/bHqkdvM2vo/\">http://instagram.com/p/bHqkdvM2vo/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 28 21:55:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"350734239764971520","full_text":"Taking a fifteen hour road trip tomorrow. Related: my phone is loaded with thirty hours of WNYC's Radiolab","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 28 14:31:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"350622547567575043","full_text":"During the “open mic” portion of session, a gay Penn. legislator was barred from speaking for “rebellion against God” <a href=\"http://earlyreturns.post-gazette.com/home/early-returns-posts/5622-doma-fallout-on-house-floor\">http://earlyreturns.post-gazette.com/home/early-returns-posts/5622-doma-fallout-on-house-floor</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 27 18:33:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"350320944079839234","full_text":"\"Top 5 Reasons My Kilt Rocks\" I didn't write this, but I could have. <a href=\"http://kiltmaninsocal.wordpress.com/2013/06/14/top-5-reasons-my-kilt-rocks/\">http://kiltmaninsocal.wordpress.com/2013/06/14/top-5-reasons-my-kilt-rocks/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 27 16:54:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"350296059664273409","full_text":"“Powerless” It’s a romantic comedy. About important things. Very NSFW important things. <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/64691872\">https://vimeo.com/64691872</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 26 18:57:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"349964657857007617","full_text":"I love the idea of this new series in the Flagpole. “The Athens Diet” -- a food log from a local luminary each week. <a href=\"http://www.flagpole.com/food/the-athens-diet/2013/06/26/peter-dale-eats-bar-food-family-meal-and-local-grub\">http://www.flagpole.com/food/the-athens-diet/2013/06/26/peter-dale-eats-bar-food-family-meal-and-local-grub</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 26 17:06:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"349936699108888576","full_text":"I was marveling at the whippoorwill downtown singing loudly in the middle of the day until I saw it was a mocking bird on a light post.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 26 00:36:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"349687543761092608","full_text":"\"A gentleman will never calumniate or listen to calumny.\" 38 Conversation Rules from 1875. <a href=\"http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/06/19/37-conversation-rules-for-gentleman-from-1875/\">http://www.artofmanliness.com/2013/06/19/37-conversation-rules-for-gentleman-from-1875/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 25 15:40:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"349552671616806916","full_text":"I like Lena Dunham’s “Girls” and still thought this spoof from Girls: Season 38 was spot on. <a href=\"http://www.avclub.com/articles/watch-original-snl-cast-member-laraine-newman-play,98799/\">http://www.avclub.com/articles/watch-original-snl-cast-member-laraine-newman-play,98799/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 25 13:47:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"349524132230213633","full_text":"Rick Moranis (NOT RETIRED, he’ll have you know) has a new comedy klezmer album out. <a href=\"http://ghostbustersnews.com/2013/06/25/rick-moranis-loves-it-when-the-internet-is-wrong-comments-on-his-retirement/\">http://ghostbustersnews.com/2013/06/25/rick-moranis-loves-it-when-the-internet-is-wrong-comments-on-his-retirement/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 24 18:26:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"349232138903748609","full_text":"\"Remembering the UpStairs Lounge: USA’s Largest LGBT Massacre Happened 40 Years Ago Today\" (Warning: horrific photo) <a href=\"http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2013/06/24/remembering-the-upstairs-lounge-the-u-s-a-s-largest-lgbt-massacre-happened-40-years-ago-today/\">http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2013/06/24/remembering-the-upstairs-lounge-the-u-s-a-s-largest-lgbt-massacre-happened-40-years-ago-today/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 24 01:01:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"348968977734713344","full_text":"\"Farm 255 sold, to end service in late July\" Sad, but not a surprise. This'll leave a hole in Athens' ag community. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2013-06-23/farm-255-sold-end-service-late-july\">http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2013-06-23/farm-255-sold-end-service-late-july</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 23 18:06:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"348864606019653632","full_text":"Mirkwood's just not the same since it gentrified. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/a6TAt0s2nC/\">http://instagram.com/p/a6TAt0s2nC/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 23 16:11:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"348835760713134080","full_text":"Juniper’s response to a suggestion she re-think something she’s already decided is a long sigh followed by”Fine”. Next, eye rolls. She's 3.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 23 01:59:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"348621371586256896","full_text":"Just heard a ska punk cover of MacArthur Park. It wasn’t nearly as good as you’d think it ought to have been.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 22 01:08:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"348246197355573248","full_text":"Happy summer solstice!<br><br>Winter is coming.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 22 00:44:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"348240034165575680","full_text":"(Cussing!) “DON’T LEAVE GARLIC IN HERBAL VINEGAR - IT OVERPOWERS THE TASTE QUICKLY, LIKE A DRAGON LEFT AMONG LAMBS.“ <a href=\"http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/53555748547/im-in-the-mood-for-glass-bottles-goddamnit\">http://fuckingrecipes.tumblr.com/post/53555748547/im-in-the-mood-for-glass-bottles-goddamnit</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 21 21:30:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"348191103960358912","full_text":"AthFest doesn’t start until some asshat pulls the fire alarm.<br><br>And *now* it’s AthFest.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 21 17:11:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"348126001110323200","full_text":"Good on Kickstarter! This is a great way to right a wrong other companies can learn from. <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/blog/we-were-wrong\">http://www.kickstarter.com/blog/we-were-wrong</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 21 14:57:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"348092268202307586","full_text":"You can now buy spray-on nano particles at Home Depot. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZrjXSsfxMQ&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZrjXSsfxMQ&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 21 00:25:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"347872948931162112","full_text":"Ladies and gentlemen: \"Tang rimmed glass\". @ The World Famous <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/azQElwM2mn/\">http://instagram.com/p/azQElwM2mn/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 20 15:29:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"347737993399914497","full_text":"This just in: Constitutional rights are really wards that have to be incanted, like calling shotgun, or no tag backs. <a href=\"http://reason.com/blog/2013/06/17/supreme-court-rules-fifth-amendment-has\">http://reason.com/blog/2013/06/17/supreme-court-rules-fifth-amendment-has</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 19 02:30:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"347179594270535680","full_text":"If I'd known it was possible to write legal responses like this, I might've become a lawyer. Hmmm… it's not too late. <a href=\"http://gawker.com/this-is-how-you-respond-to-an-unjust-cease-and-desist-l-514155395\">http://gawker.com/this-is-how-you-respond-to-an-unjust-cease-and-desist-l-514155395</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 18 23:51:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"347139662512529408","full_text":"An Irish Folk cover of Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky”? Yes, please! <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyMD7vd-_U0&\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyMD7vd-_U0&</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 18 23:28:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"347133755883941889","full_text":"You know that “The Dark Crystal” fan fiction you’ve been working on in your head? Now’s your chance to make it canon. <a href=\"http://www.darkcrystal.com/authorquest/\">http://www.darkcrystal.com/authorquest/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 18 21:04:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"347097599498661888","full_text":"\"So, here’s what I’ve come up with: this is a primer on how to be fascinating.\" <a href=\"http://theodoragoss.com/2013/06/18/fascinating-people/\">http://theodoragoss.com/2013/06/18/fascinating-people/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 18 20:11:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"347084060025315328","full_text":"There’s a new TMBG video, and boy is it dark. <a href=\"http://imvdb.com/video/they-might-be-giants/black-ops\">http://imvdb.com/video/they-might-be-giants/black-ops</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 18 17:15:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"347039756053536768","full_text":"ImprovEverywhere outdid themselves with this “1860s Bar” bit: <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESokgl3Vldk\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESokgl3Vldk</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 17 01:55:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"346445861888327680","full_text":"Juniper has been saying over and over in a deep gravelly troll voice, \"I'm not a baby any more.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 12 20:12:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"344910055147180034","full_text":"Portraits of Grandmas and Their Cuisine From Around the World <a href=\"http://www.demilked.com/delicatessen-with-love-gabriele-galimberti/\">http://www.demilked.com/delicatessen-with-love-gabriele-galimberti/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 12 19:26:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"344898596203814913","full_text":"Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) posts her Vine reaction to the \"Red Wedding\": <a href=\"https://vine.co/v/b3XZMHmxzxh\">https://vine.co/v/b3XZMHmxzxh</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 12 17:00:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"344861761507319809","full_text":"Only in Athens would the owner of a popular coffeeshop host a press conference worthy of Tammany Hall over a move.<br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_4G2__ZpQ&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34_4G2__ZpQ&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 11 15:39:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"344479032328470528","full_text":"“A Beautiful Body” Women celebrate their ever-changing bodies so future generations can live free from self-suffering <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1373438121/a-beautiful-body-book-project/\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1373438121/a-beautiful-body-book-project/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 11 14:53:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"344467482796515329","full_text":"Rogue Group! Use your harpoons and tow cables.  Go for the bourbon.  It's our only hope of stopping them. <a href=\"http://www.foodiggity.com/at-at-wet-bar/\">http://www.foodiggity.com/at-at-wet-bar/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 10 19:27:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"344173902731304961","full_text":"The Apple safety team got right on my report of my new iPod nano’s battery explosion. Easy replacement. “We, uh, don’t want that to happen.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 10 00:02:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"343880787118157824","full_text":"Checks “provide vocals for a post-hardcore rock album” off my list.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 09 19:43:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"343815533449334785","full_text":"My new iPod nano is exploding in slow motion. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/aWa7ADM2tK/\">http://instagram.com/p/aWa7ADM2tK/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 09 18:27:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"343796500737953794","full_text":"The Beastles are back! Here’s a video for the cover track off the new Beatles/Beastie Boys mashup, “Ill Submarine”: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSawgIa5O0\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gSawgIa5O0</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 08 23:23:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"343508673747906560","full_text":"Planted 160 row-feet of melons and pumpkins, because that’s what front yards are for.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 08 21:59:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"343487372970819584","full_text":"Just planted a giant pile of flower bulbs I bought while helping a middle-schooler friend and her science team. Science will be beautiful!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 07 17:11:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"343052560539729921","full_text":"In this leaked DVD commentary for \"Game Of Thrones\" Season 4, George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. <a href=\"http://teamcoco.com/video/george-rr-martin-game-of-thrones-spoilers\">http://teamcoco.com/video/george-rr-martin-game-of-thrones-spoilers</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 07 15:01:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"343019940812574720","full_text":"Two of my favorite lunch spots got written about this week. I work next to one and can see the other out my window. <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/food/grub-notes/2013/06/05/the-rooftop-and-the-world-famous-raise-the-bar-on-pub-grub\">http://flagpole.com/food/grub-notes/2013/06/05/the-rooftop-and-the-world-famous-raise-the-bar-on-pub-grub</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 07 04:33:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"342861895579090944","full_text":"RT Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC): Howe do ye knowe whanne a giant squid doth love a joke? By cause yt ys kraken uppe.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 06 18:41:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"342712983425806337","full_text":"“As I lay writhing on the ground, panting and frazzled, she doused the flames. But here is the curious thing...” <a href=\"http://hootingyard.org/archives/11560\">http://hootingyard.org/archives/11560</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 06 14:27:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"342648890325102592","full_text":"Here’s a fun vintage thrift shop version of “Thrift Shop” played by Postmodern Jukebox <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cnm0tdkJEU\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cnm0tdkJEU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 06 01:49:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"342458096280539138","full_text":"Oh, Socorro. “Radio Prankster Convicted” <a href=\"http://www.dchieftain.com/2013/05/31/radio-prankster-convicted\">http://www.dchieftain.com/2013/05/31/radio-prankster-convicted</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 06 00:25:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"342437038030741504","full_text":"Neil Gaiman on why I should be cast as the new Doctor: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/15KHJJc\">http://bit.ly/15KHJJc</a> (Spoilers!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 05 17:23:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"342330940359573505","full_text":"In a world w/ an alternate history of WWII, speculative fiction authors discuss the impact of Germany’s Hugo Eckner:<br><a href=\"http://alternatehistoryweeklyupdate.blogspot.com/2013/06/eckener-topic-of-discussion-at-yearly.html\">http://alternatehistoryweeklyupdate.blogspot.com/2013/06/eckener-topic-of-discussion-at-yearly.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 03 19:36:45 +0000 2013","id_str":"341639613762379777","full_text":"\"Game of Thrones: book readers vs. non-book readers (last night's episode edition)\" <a href=\"http://imgur.com/gallery/L5hGXMf\">http://imgur.com/gallery/L5hGXMf</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 03 03:02:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"341389276799463425","full_text":"So over the weekend I got caught up on Sherlock. That was some astoundingly high quality TV, right there.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 02 19:23:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"341273875444793346","full_text":"In a quart mason jar, mix equal parts ice, fruit salad, ginger ale, and tequila. Drink while sitting in a chair in the middle of the river.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 02 17:01:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"341238096471400450","full_text":"It’s a good day for lazing in the river. You’re welcome to join me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 30 20:03:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"340196830845468672","full_text":"“We are opening ourselves up to things we should not, like belly dancing and magic spells,” <a href=\"http://florida.newszap.com/belleglade/122791-113/summer-solstice-pagan-festival-has-pahokee-residents-outraged?fb_comment_id=fbc_198309993652046_691033_198342696982109#f27235188525c68\">http://florida.newszap.com/belleglade/122791-113/summer-solstice-pagan-festival-has-pahokee-residents-outraged?fb_comment_id=fbc_198309993652046_691033_198342696982109#f27235188525c68</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu May 30 13:59:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"340105113454653440","full_text":"Verizon just invited me to join their new video streaming service. It is incompatible with the Verizon home internet service I have. #idiocy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 30 02:17:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"339928414217728000","full_text":"Hip Hop Dressage. Brilliant. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knCj92zA0tU&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knCj92zA0tU&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 27 18:46:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"339090162095112192","full_text":"I’m the only one in the office today, and still I walk into a bathroom where the previous occupant didn’t flush.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 27 17:58:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"339078075096645633","full_text":"\"50 Rules for Dads of Daughters\" I'm happy to say I figured out many of these for myself. <a href=\"http://www.fromdatestodiapers.com/50-rules-for-dads-of-daughters\">http://www.fromdatestodiapers.com/50-rules-for-dads-of-daughters</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 27 16:26:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"339054943581396992","full_text":"I've signed up for the Summer of Design. Really looking forward to it. I've a good eye, but design is my weak spot. <a href=\"http://summerofdesign.com/\">http://summerofdesign.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun May 26 04:41:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"338515284862328832","full_text":"\"Hershberger Victory for Private Food Rights Sends Message That People Can, and Will, Fight Overbearing Regulators\" <a href=\"http://thecompletepatient.com/article/2013/may/26/hershberger-victory-private-food-rights-sends-message-people-can-and-will-fight\">http://thecompletepatient.com/article/2013/may/26/hershberger-victory-private-food-rights-sends-message-people-can-and-will-fight</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 25 23:17:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"338433670014717952","full_text":"Vatican to the world: Don't pay much attention to the guy in white. He's still new. <a href=\"http://www.examiner.com/article/vatican-corrects-pope-atheists-are-still-going-to-hell\">http://www.examiner.com/article/vatican-corrects-pope-atheists-are-still-going-to-hell</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 23 21:02:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"337675033751207936","full_text":"A Republican congressman wants to automatically punish lawbreaker's extended families. How medieval.  <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2013/05/22/tom-cotton-corruption-of-blood_n_3322251.html?utm_hp_ref=tw\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2013/05/22/tom-cotton-corruption-of-blood_n_3322251.html?utm_hp_ref=tw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 23 02:24:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"337393469872013312","full_text":"Time to see how Detective Cumberbatch handles the Baskervilles.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 22 15:17:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"337225825546010626","full_text":"\"if the E-Cat really has 10k times the energy density of gasoline then the world will change very, very quickly.\" <a href=\"http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/156393-cold-fusion-reactor-independently-verified-has-10000-times-the-energy-density-of-gas?fb_action_ids=10151695364280628&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151695364280628%22%3A505282556197951%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151695364280628%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D\">http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/156393-cold-fusion-reactor-independently-verified-has-10000-times-the-energy-density-of-gas?fb_action_ids=10151695364280628&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151695364280628%22%3A505282556197951%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151695364280628%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue May 21 20:53:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"336947809964154881","full_text":"Terrifying close up and stabilized film footage of the formation of the tornado funnel yesterday. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_emRzzg_4\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk_emRzzg_4</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 21 15:56:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"336873076451057664","full_text":" In 1759 the king commissioned Angélique Marguerite Le Boursier du Coudray to teach midwifery to rural women. <a href=\"http://www.retronaut.com/2013/05/angelique-du-coudrays-fabric-womb/\">http://www.retronaut.com/2013/05/angelique-du-coudrays-fabric-womb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 21 13:40:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"336838992530137088","full_text":"“An elderly woman whose home was destroyed by the tornado found her pet dog among the rubble during a live interview” <a href=\"http://news.sky.com/story/1093711/tornado-survivor-finds-dog-during-tv-interview\">http://news.sky.com/story/1093711/tornado-survivor-finds-dog-during-tv-interview</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 20 21:08:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"336589164424351745","full_text":"Holy hell the destruction in Oklahoma City today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 20 16:35:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"336520583682600960","full_text":"\"Kaitlyn Hunt, Florida Teen, Faces Felony Charges Over Same-Sex Relationship\" <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/19/kaitlyn-hunt-florida-teen-felony-same-sex_n_3302713.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=1522940\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/19/kaitlyn-hunt-florida-teen-felony-same-sex_n_3302713.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular#slide=1522940</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 20 02:50:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"336312848613515264","full_text":"Ok. I’ve seen “The Name of the Doctor” now so you don’t have to withhold spoilers from me. Thanks for your patience these last two nights.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 19 16:51:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"336162223913320449","full_text":"We’ve been at the RennFair for two hours and its already rained three inches. Nasty, brutish, and short!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 18 20:03:45 +0000 2013","id_str":"335848200445497344","full_text":"\"Daddy, I want to be the baby princess with the pink monster truck.\" <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/Zdz0pZM2sw/\">http://instagram.com/p/Zdz0pZM2sw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 18 13:10:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"335744173984583680","full_text":"My rural county is diverse. My latte was made by a punk rock girl &amp; my groceries scanned by a girl w/ Jefferson Davis tattooed on her wrist.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 17 22:46:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"335526790854483968","full_text":"I guess it’s time to see what this “Arrested Development” fuss is all about. *presses play*","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 17 01:46:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"335209751417872384","full_text":"I don’t quite understand what I’ve got myself into with Cat Valente’s “Palimpset”, but she has a beautifully evocative way with words.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 16 22:31:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"335160555553824769","full_text":"The traditional Mexican nacho has a long and glorious history dating all the way back to… 1943. <a href=\"http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/food/2013/05/the-history-of-baseball-stadium-nachos/\">http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/food/2013/05/the-history-of-baseball-stadium-nachos/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu May 16 16:46:55 +0000 2013","id_str":"335073890856488960","full_text":"Hope Larson’s graphic novel adaptation of Madeline L’Engle’s “A Wrinkle in Time” is well done, both true to the source and a fresh vision.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu May 16 13:46:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"335028554293202944","full_text":"A band of hacker-artists is prowling the tunnels below Paris, secretly refurbishing the city’s neglected treasures. <a href=\"http://www.wired.com/magazine/2012/01/ff_ux/all/\">http://www.wired.com/magazine/2012/01/ff_ux/all/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu May 16 11:31:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"334994527632896002","full_text":"Vivian closes out another year of school the same way she started: with a sprint. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXR1eIngBaA\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXR1eIngBaA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 16 01:51:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"334848556991135745","full_text":"An outdoor showing of Metropolis, with an all-new score performed live. And totally free! This looks wonderful. <a href=\"http://www.fluxprojects.org/projects/metropolis\">http://www.fluxprojects.org/projects/metropolis</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 15 01:20:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"334478346270437376","full_text":"Some days all you need for dinner is strawberries and bourbon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue May 14 00:16:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"334099844778033152","full_text":"\"World War II’s Strangest Battle: When Americans and Germans Fought Together\" <a href=\"http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/12/world-war-ii-s-strangest-battle-when-americans-and-germans-fought-together.html?fb_action_ids=10151658289375844&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_ref=article&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151658289375844%22%3A601111359908536%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151658289375844%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%7B%2210151658289375844%22%3A%22article%22%7D\">http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/12/world-war-ii-s-strangest-battle-when-americans-and-germans-fought-together.html?fb_action_ids=10151658289375844&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_ref=article&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151658289375844%22%3A601111359908536%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151658289375844%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%7B%2210151658289375844%22%3A%22article%22%7D</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 13 10:38:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"333893996097204226","full_text":"38 degrees and there’s a light frost on the car on May 13th. I’m loving this long cool Spring.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 13 03:28:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"333785849487585282","full_text":"Oh great. Cybermites.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 13 01:51:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"333761303397163008","full_text":"“We chose 5 amazing and strong women, as it was her 5th birthday...”<br><br><a href=\"http://www.jaimemoorephotography.com/2013/05/09/not-just-a-girl/\">http://www.jaimemoorephotography.com/2013/05/09/not-just-a-girl/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun May 12 23:59:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"333733107540844544","full_text":"Holy crap. “Space Oddity” sung and filmed in space.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaOC9danxNo</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sat May 11 17:48:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"333277514686398464","full_text":"“The company that won the 2013 Sustainable Business Award from Earth Charter US has no office building or payroll.” <a href=\"http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/suncoast-co-op-cultivates-thriving-organic-business-model/2120070\">http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/suncoast-co-op-cultivates-thriving-organic-business-model/2120070</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 11 16:03:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"333251082274889733","full_text":"Vivian’s trapeze class has a recital next weekend. She’s going to miss it, but here’s her final rehearsal. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DShJJ8enpQ\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DShJJ8enpQ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 11 15:29:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"333242455212298240","full_text":"The wild honeysuckle is in bloom. I just want to sit outside in it, listen to the birds, and read a book.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 11 05:05:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"333085403739467777","full_text":"Finally an answer to that age old question: Who would win in a fight -- Batman or Superman? <a href=\"http://www.dorkly.com/comic/51645/injustice-gods-and-normal-humans-who-are-rich-and-smart-among-us\">http://www.dorkly.com/comic/51645/injustice-gods-and-normal-humans-who-are-rich-and-smart-among-us</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 02:44:35 +0000 2022","id_str":"1523856495603077121","full_text":"Saving this so I can have a good laugh in five years about how bleak things looked in 2022. <br><br>Please. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/BrynnTannehill/status/1523647950324649984\">https://twitter.com/BrynnTannehill/status/1523647950324649984</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 09 23:02:23 +0000 2022","id_str":"1523800580854013952","full_text":"34. I like to live deliciously. 🐐 <a href=\"https://twitter.com/GamecockFan032/status/1523355226698555394\">https://twitter.com/GamecockFan032/status/1523355226698555394</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 11 01:47:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"333035582676680704","full_text":"After living the wild, wild life the last few Fridays, I shall restore balance tonight by being in bed asleep before ten.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 10 22:54:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"332992116710072320","full_text":"Hanging out tonight at the Franklin County Relay for Life because fuck cancer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 10 18:11:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"332920728594817025","full_text":"Eric Bowen in Durhan, NC, is “hacking his food system” using my LocallyGrown software: <a href=\"http://rethinkag.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/hack-your-food-system-with-gomarket/\">http://rethinkag.wordpress.com/2013/05/10/hack-your-food-system-with-gomarket/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 10 13:53:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"332855913503408128","full_text":"It’s been two years since the first, and we now have a second Cookie Monster as Tom Waits video! “Hell Broke Loose”: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbiioBFkD_Q</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 10 13:28:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"332849525909757954","full_text":"“This is Water” A wonderful short film made of an excerpt of David Foster Wallace’s famous 2005 commencement speech. <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/65576562\">https://vimeo.com/65576562</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed May 08 20:00:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"332223529770696705","full_text":"Here’s a great grain-free cooking blog, well written and photographed, that is now a daily read. <a href=\"http://yestoyummy.tumblr.com/\">http://yestoyummy.tumblr.com/</a> Oh yeah: she’s 14.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 08 16:04:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"332164045882941440","full_text":"Five Eight, busking downtown. @ Athens, GA <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/ZDogRTs2sc/\">http://instagram.com/p/ZDogRTs2sc/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 08 14:22:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"332138342382718976","full_text":"“You’ll be safe here.” I love this.<br><a href=\"http://morganoperandi.tumblr.com/post/49185063851/thehappysorceress-deantrippe-youll-be-safe\">http://morganoperandi.tumblr.com/post/49185063851/thehappysorceress-deantrippe-youll-be-safe</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 08 13:58:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"332132332318367747","full_text":"It’s the eighth of May, and venerable Athens band Five Eight is playing outdoors downtown at high noon. <a href=\"https://www.facebook.com/events/517813171588731/\">https://www.facebook.com/events/517813171588731/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 08 03:15:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"331970493508882433","full_text":"Things my toddler told me tonight:<br><br>“I have a secret! *whispers* I killed Mufasa”<br><br>“See dad? See? Daddies have to die.”<br><br>Thanks, Lion King.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 07 21:50:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"331888892435378176","full_text":"Let's do this. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/ZBrdNBM2lv/\">http://instagram.com/p/ZBrdNBM2lv/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 07 13:43:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"331766182598303745","full_text":"On my way to Dahlonega, GA with a school of third graders. There’s gold in them there hills!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 06 12:23:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"331383753387675648","full_text":"Um, hello, yes. I’d like to report what appears to be a massive nuclear reaction hanging low in the eastern sky. Yeah, weird. What is it?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 06 03:12:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"331245151055917056","full_text":"Well mannered steampunks may find a point so contentious as to require a method to settle things. Enter tea duelling. <a href=\"http://teaduel.yolasite.com\">http://teaduel.yolasite.com</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun May 05 23:34:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"331190221829963777","full_text":"Badass obituary alert! <a href=\"http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nytimes/obituary.aspx?n=antonia-larroux&pid=164596250#fbLoggedOut\">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/nytimes/obituary.aspx?n=antonia-larroux&pid=164596250#fbLoggedOut</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun May 05 04:00:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"330894868832456704","full_text":"Sherlock. I have not been so sucked into a British drama since “House of Cards”. And I’m only four episodes in.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 05 02:38:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"330874100362915840","full_text":"Sherlock, season two. Now that’s an opener.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 05 00:04:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"330835333358972928","full_text":"I dearly want to see “Chopped” judge Scott Conant do an “Ancient Aliens” parody historical cooking show.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 04 22:54:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"330817743907606528","full_text":"It’s World Naked Gardening Day! It’s a cold deluge here, alas. Claire’s Allotment commemorates in style: <a href=\"http://youtu.be/MOnM-8ICiKk\">http://youtu.be/MOnM-8ICiKk</a> via @nika7k","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 04 21:34:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"330797497037516801","full_text":"The Galactic Seahorse fights off the Cosmic Jellies with his laser beams.  <a href=\"http://youtu.be/ogjkgnbb6ks\">http://youtu.be/ogjkgnbb6ks</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 04 19:51:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"330771671625658368","full_text":"My trip the the RennFaire tomorrow was called on account of monsoon, so I guess I’ll open this 1.75L bottle of medicinal bourbon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 04 06:22:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"330568098891587586","full_text":"There’s not much finer at two in the morning than a hotdog drug through the garden.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 04 02:48:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"330514290538864641","full_text":"Fable Cry, from Nashville. They're lovely. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/Y36SIvM2tT/\">http://instagram.com/p/Y36SIvM2tT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 04 02:21:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"330507523733995522","full_text":"“Listen to your parents but don’t trust the government, don’t trust the government, don’t trust the government. That’s just a good idea.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat May 04 01:19:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"330491918465261568","full_text":"The Artifice Club. In Reliquum Nostri Est. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/Y3wFmhs2vB/\">http://instagram.com/p/Y3wFmhs2vB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 03 21:39:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"330436379853074433","full_text":"I am going to a steampunk gypsy cabaret tonight in Atlanta. Or, as the ‘punks call it, “Terminus”. Artifice Nights, here I come!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 03 16:11:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"330353816287465472","full_text":"Has anyone yet done a video of Daleks singing INXS's \"Mediate\"? Why not?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri May 03 14:04:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"330321916294488064","full_text":"It took under a minute for both Neutral Milk Hotel shows to sell out. I was not one of the lucky ones.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 03 12:17:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"330295029845356545","full_text":"My strategy of fighting off this impending cold by depriving it of precious sleep has, after many days of struggle, utterly failed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 02 23:13:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"330097735187431425","full_text":"This great anthology of humorous SF/F has 100 minutes to raise $500. Want in? <a href=\"http://kck.st/17bWO89\">http://kck.st/17bWO89</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu May 02 22:13:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"330082607247282176","full_text":"It’s uncanny how exact the overlap is with time I have set aside for gardening and dire predictions of severe weather.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 02 21:31:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"330072004394897408","full_text":"My farmers market has artichokes this week! @ Athens Locally Grown <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/Y0xMmxM2ua/\">http://instagram.com/p/Y0xMmxM2ua/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 02 20:45:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"330060458407108609","full_text":"\"The lone male bear crawler ranged as far as a mile collecting cans &amp; bottles. While crawling, he was indefatigable.\" <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/blogs/how_babies_work/2013/05/02/bipedalism_is_innate_but_also_learned_turkish_family_walks_on_four_legs.html\">http://www.slate.com/blogs/how_babies_work/2013/05/02/bipedalism_is_innate_but_also_learned_turkish_family_walks_on_four_legs.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 02 14:38:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"329968200982863874","full_text":"Y’all know it’s Star Wars Day in Athens Saturday at Bishop Park, right? <a href=\"http://athenscon.com/events-at-athens-star-wars-day.html\">http://athenscon.com/events-at-athens-star-wars-day.html</a> May the Fourth be with you!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 01 20:46:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"329698317745397761","full_text":"“Florida Teen Girl Charged With Felony After Science Experiment Goes Bad” So much grrrrr. <br><a href=\"http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/04/florida_teen_girl_charged_with.php\">http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/04/florida_teen_girl_charged_with.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 01 14:17:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"329600364506644481","full_text":"I can’t get enough of the Steve Martin &amp; Edie Brickell album. Track 5, “Siamese Cat”, especially. It’s all so good. <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/Love-Has-Come-For-You/dp/B00B9LN8HG\">http://www.amazon.com/Love-Has-Come-For-You/dp/B00B9LN8HG</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 01 03:35:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"329438813405466626","full_text":"I love this product and the creator’s story and presentation. <a href=\"http://www.thenoteboard.com/index.php\">http://www.thenoteboard.com/index.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 30 19:51:30 +0000 2013","id_str":"329322137242435584","full_text":"“(1) most people thought they knew intuitively what mojo was;<br>(2) they had a wide variety of ideas about where it came from”<br><br>I’m reading.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 30 16:04:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"329264931293757440","full_text":"Here is a video for Fable Cry’s song “Hobo Wicked Fix”. I want to know these people. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xREnXuL-UA\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xREnXuL-UA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 29 21:11:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"328979900952354817","full_text":"“The best way to not be afraid of the dark is to *be* the scariest thing in the dark.” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a3mU_0e2Ts\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a3mU_0e2Ts</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 29 00:21:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"328665288793006080","full_text":"\"I have succeeded over the course of nearly two decades by sticking to one simple rule: Be a freakin’ weirdo.\"<br> <a href=\"http://www.fastcompany.com/3008855/why-channeling-your-inner-weirdo-helps-you-get-ahead-work?fullsite=\">http://www.fastcompany.com/3008855/why-channeling-your-inner-weirdo-helps-you-get-ahead-work?fullsite=</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 28 23:21:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"328650265517498368","full_text":"This vestige of medieval feminism has left us. RT @carinr The last Beguine dies at 92 <a href=\"http://www.economist.com/news/obituary/21576632-marcella-pattyn-worlds-last-beguine-died-april-14th-aged-92-marcella-pattyn\">http://www.economist.com/news/obituary/21576632-marcella-pattyn-worlds-last-beguine-died-april-14th-aged-92-marcella-pattyn</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 25 14:08:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"327423998096969728","full_text":"\"We may be living in the most peaceable era in the existence of our species.\" <a href=\"http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904106704576583203589408180.html\">http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904106704576583203589408180.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 24 17:36:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"327113906541703169","full_text":"The best music I’ve seen at DragonCon (a place full of great music) was hands down Megan Jean &amp; the KFB. Here’s why: <a href=\"http://wordkrapht.com/main/2013/04/23/megan-jean-and-the-kfb-live-in-chattanooga/\">http://wordkrapht.com/main/2013/04/23/megan-jean-and-the-kfb-live-in-chattanooga/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 24 15:47:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"327086465236475905","full_text":"Edie Brickell and Steve Martin released a collaboration album this week. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/21/arts/music/steve-martin-and-edie-brickells-love-has-come-for-you.html?pagewanted=all\">http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/21/arts/music/steve-martin-and-edie-brickells-love-has-come-for-you.html?pagewanted=all</a><br><br>I’ve never bought an album so fast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 24 14:42:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"327070144675332096","full_text":"From a friend’s private account: “SIXPENCE NONE THE RICHER’S ‘KISS ME,’ TRANSLATED INTO KLINGON. YOU’RE WELCOME.” <a href=\"http://youtu.be/v2bjc6U0tjI\">http://youtu.be/v2bjc6U0tjI</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 24 14:36:30 +0000 2013","id_str":"327068538894417921","full_text":"Little Girls Are Better at Designing Superheroes Than You <a href=\"http://bettersupes.tumblr.com\">http://bettersupes.tumblr.com</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 22 22:50:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"326468199308722177","full_text":"I feel &amp; think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 22 15:29:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"326357217341231105","full_text":"Apparently you can use the cover of a book of stamps as a stamp. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/YaWjkgM2qD/\">http://instagram.com/p/YaWjkgM2qD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 22 03:22:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"326174209388707841","full_text":"I must admit, it’s been very nice this weekend to have a fridge again. It’s pretty, but I think it needs decoration: <a href=\"http://glasssculpture.org/artglass/holiday/police-box.html\">http://glasssculpture.org/artglass/holiday/police-box.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 19 02:41:30 +0000 2013","id_str":"325076661638938625","full_text":"The duo broke up 30 years ago, I know all their hits by heart, and yet I only just now learned that Yaz’s singer is a woman.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 18 13:40:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"324880236271505408","full_text":"\"1913: When Hitler, Trotsky, Tito, Freud and Stalin all lived in the same place\" <a href=\"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21859771\">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21859771</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 17 15:20:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"324542960307953665","full_text":"“Once they come up w/ a theory, they need some place to test it out,” and that place is often my alma mater’s campus. <a href=\"http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/NM-Tech-to-re-create-bomb-used-in-Boston-Marathon-explosion/-/9153728/19780334/-/pr581kz/-/index.html\">http://www.koat.com/news/new-mexico/albuquerque/NM-Tech-to-re-create-bomb-used-in-Boston-Marathon-explosion/-/9153728/19780334/-/pr581kz/-/index.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 17 15:15:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"324541534072627200","full_text":"“If you put any event under a microscope, you will find a whole dimension of completely weird incredible things.” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuoZWb9gqv0\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuoZWb9gqv0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 17 03:41:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"324366861456248832","full_text":"Sir Arthur Conan Doyle practically invented the cliffhanger. <br><br>Damn his hide.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 17 03:32:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"324364708973015040","full_text":"“Jim Moriarity. Hi!”<br><br>Oh dear lord.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 16 23:34:50 +0000 2013","id_str":"324304910525022208","full_text":"A profile of “The Woman Near Kenmore Square”. We all have stories. Pity it takes inflicted trauma to bring them out.<br><a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/sportingscene/2013/04/the-woman-near-kenmore-square.html\">http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/sportingscene/2013/04/the-woman-near-kenmore-square.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 16 17:48:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"324217865379143680","full_text":"Polyamory is Boring: \"Like someone confident hippos have 6 legs, you don’t want to argue so much as take em to a zoo\" <a href=\"http://slatestarcodex.com/2013/04/06/polyamory-is-boring\">http://slatestarcodex.com/2013/04/06/polyamory-is-boring</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 16 14:18:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"324164921367617537","full_text":"Carlos Arredondo. Make sure this man never has to buy his own drink again. <a href=\"http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/cowboy-hat-carlos-arredondo-boston-marathon\">http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/04/cowboy-hat-carlos-arredondo-boston-marathon</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 15 18:36:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"323867484539215872","full_text":"“I think of the folks who think, ‘Well, they’re just internet friends, they’re not real,’ &amp; I feel very sad for them” <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/04/love-is-not-what-you-think-it-is-on-internet-friendships/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=love-is-not-what-you-think-it-is-on-internet-friendships\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/04/love-is-not-what-you-think-it-is-on-internet-friendships/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=love-is-not-what-you-think-it-is-on-internet-friendships</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 15 17:14:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"323846834328068096","full_text":"“Eat fresh. Eat so terribly, terribly fresh. Terribly, awesomely, gruesomely, terrifyingly fresh.” Commercial for the Night Vale Subway shop","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 15 15:25:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"323819445166432256","full_text":"I’m glad I was able to knock $750 off the price of a great new refrigerator, but good golly that was still expensive.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 14 16:05:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"323466935469740032","full_text":"I can’t order a Bloody Mary with my brunch until 12:30 because your god might get offended? Now mine are offended.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 13 21:09:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"323181192839065600","full_text":"Occupants of my car are now protected from the Deep Ones. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/YDzlBqs2pt/\">http://instagram.com/p/YDzlBqs2pt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 13 19:59:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"323163568176508928","full_text":"Our governor won’t endorse first integrated prom because, and this is his his official reason, democrats are for it. <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/segregated-prom-georgia-governor-integrated_n_3072288.html\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/12/segregated-prom-georgia-governor-integrated_n_3072288.html</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"31"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 13 00:39:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"322871592336113664","full_text":"64 pounds of ice for $7 and giant farmers market ice chests. Who needs a fridge, anyway?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 12 23:25:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"322853014216011776","full_text":"Refrigerators are awesome until they stop refrigerating.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 12 22:20:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"322836632229253120","full_text":"While driving my car, I spend every moment pretending I didn’t watch a giant spider crawl across the dash and into a vent the other day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 12 11:54:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"322679229126963201","full_text":"Listening an atrocious upbeat piano cover of The Who’s “Squeezebox” and I can’t help but sing along. I feel dirty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 12 10:44:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"322661566455623681","full_text":"“When there’s one, he adds an s. When it’s plural, sometimes he adds an extra s. it’s creepy!” — Vivian, on the linguistics of Sméagol.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 11 22:12:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"322472329189941248","full_text":"It was only raining when Lisa Conrad, 37, left for work Monday afternoon.<br><br>She wasn't wearing a coat.<br><br>(So horrible.) <a href=\"http://journalstar.com/news/state-and-regional/nebraska/searchers-find-life-death-in-nebraska-snowstorm/article_cb8cee3b-40a0-5a15-84de-46e8a3d3a0be.html\">http://journalstar.com/news/state-and-regional/nebraska/searchers-find-life-death-in-nebraska-snowstorm/article_cb8cee3b-40a0-5a15-84de-46e8a3d3a0be.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 11 12:37:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"322327559134138368","full_text":"Here's what a textbook example of 90 minute sleep cycles look like. *yawn* <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/X9vXq0M2g9/\">http://instagram.com/p/X9vXq0M2g9/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 11 03:14:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"322185943270453248","full_text":"“The End of the World As We Know It” on the latest DrabbleCast is a really fine clever story. Here’s the text: <a href=\"http://dalebailey.com/free-stuff/\">http://dalebailey.com/free-stuff/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 10 14:31:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"321993752107442176","full_text":"Couldn’t read Saga #12 on my iPad, thanks to Apple’s boneheadedness, but I could read it on my Mac, using Apple’s web browser. It’s great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 10 10:44:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"321936715176628227","full_text":"\"Each meal could have been her last, but Adolf Hitler's food taster Margot Wölk lived to tell her story.\" <a href=\"http://m.spiegel.de/international/germany/a-892097.html#spRedirectedFrom=www&referrrer=\">http://m.spiegel.de/international/germany/a-892097.html#spRedirectedFrom=www&referrrer=</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 09 22:24:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"321750560841814017","full_text":"\"Sabadell Flash Mob Orchestra - Best Coin Ever Spent\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmxDRnFRhdk&feature=youtu.be&a\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmxDRnFRhdk&feature=youtu.be&a</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 09 20:04:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"321715231543947264","full_text":"Well, this is rather disappointing. RT @comicsbeat: Apple Bans SAGA #12 due to gay sex scenes:  The Beat <a href=\"http://fb.me/2xRD2G98v\">http://fb.me/2xRD2G98v</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 09 18:01:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"321684247234609152","full_text":"“You Can't Tell the Attorney General She Has an Epic Butt, But Here's What You CAN Do”<br><a href=\"http://jezebel.com/you-cant-tell-the-attorney-general-she-has-an-epic-but-471311007\">http://jezebel.com/you-cant-tell-the-attorney-general-she-has-an-epic-but-471311007</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 08 18:41:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"321332060394504193","full_text":"Must have been a slow day for the Omaha, NE police department. They all came out for this call. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txwx5HXMbfQ&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txwx5HXMbfQ&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 08 17:18:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"321311006930374658","full_text":"Made it through my current trapeze routine twice in a row for the first time. I did it three more times for good measure. #progress","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 07 16:56:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"320943216255987712","full_text":"Gluten free Pâte Sucrée. Because everyone deserves fruit tarts. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/Xz5wm6s2q8/\">http://instagram.com/p/Xz5wm6s2q8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 06 23:22:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"320677999697616896","full_text":"Clash of the Titans is on. I’ve not seen it before. Why didn’t anyone tell me that Aughra from the Dark Crystal and her sisters were in it?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 05 18:55:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"320248319999881216","full_text":"Every time I walk by the accordion-playing busker, he starts “What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor”. It’s kind of nice to have a theme.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 05 18:42:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"320244957078249472","full_text":"I just love this video of The Godfather of Soul James Brown singing the theme song to The Game of Thrones. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwF-D5wEEmk&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwF-D5wEEmk&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 04 18:10:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"319874687528226817","full_text":"I have so many talented friends! Yet another has written a book, and it is, by all accounts, not so bad. Spell/Sword: <a href=\"http://spell-sword.com/2013/04/04/spellsword-released/\">http://spell-sword.com/2013/04/04/spellsword-released/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 04 18:07:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"319873864031166466","full_text":"Cosplay =/= Consent <a href=\"http://www.16bitsirens.com/consent/\">http://www.16bitsirens.com/consent/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 04 13:22:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"319802229190172672","full_text":"How far away is Mars? Here’s an infographic. <a href=\"http://www.distancetomars.com/\">http://www.distancetomars.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 04 02:34:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"319639056868835329","full_text":"After repeating it about 80 times into her toy mic, I realized Juni was singing “It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)”.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 03 17:48:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"319506627936010240","full_text":"Exxon doesn’t have to pay to clean its big oil spill because, since they mixed it with water, it’s not legally oil. <a href=\"http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/04/02/1810571/exxons-duck-killing-pipeline-doesnt-pay-taxes-to-oil-spill-cleanup-fund/\">http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2013/04/02/1810571/exxons-duck-killing-pipeline-doesnt-pay-taxes-to-oil-spill-cleanup-fund/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 03 14:01:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"319449539872432129","full_text":"“But don't worry, I'm not the bread and the knife.<br>You are still the bread and the knife.” <br><br>Happy poetry month!<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uVu4Me_n91Y\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uVu4Me_n91Y</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 03 04:13:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"319301536578691072","full_text":"It is ten minutes after midnight and there are five kids in my house being served ice cream at this very moment. Woo hoo Spring Break!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 03 02:58:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"319282726136074240","full_text":"I have 110 gigabytes of Doctor Who episodes on three drives in three locations.<br><br>Backups are crucial, y’all.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 02 15:58:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"319116658000142338","full_text":"“This I Know” Musical poetry from Rachel Kann. <a href=\"http://podcast.getwebreader.com/performancepoetry-indiefeed/rachel-kann-i-know-this/2008/01/1027-219825\">http://podcast.getwebreader.com/performancepoetry-indiefeed/rachel-kann-i-know-this/2008/01/1027-219825</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 02 03:57:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"318935229026947073","full_text":"Two episodes in to Sherlock and its safe to say I’m a fan.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 02 00:43:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"318886345248481280","full_text":"Juni just climbed up on me looking very very serious. She said, “I promise, dad. I promise. Dad, I promise.” And then she left.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 01 19:29:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"318807375614205952","full_text":"Owsin Theories. Dot Tumblr dot com. <a href=\"http://oswintheories.tumblr.com\">http://oswintheories.tumblr.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 31 16:13:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"318395704949231616","full_text":"“Juni, you can help clean up too. You can pick things up and put them where they go.”<br>“Oh, ok! Let me try it!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 31 02:20:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"318185882345680898","full_text":"The chicken and waffle club. This is a thing, and it is glorious. @ The World Famous <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/XgT7JlM2pX/\">http://instagram.com/p/XgT7JlM2pX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 30 05:16:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"317867839098863616","full_text":"Ancient Aliens holds no power over me, for I’ve seen a man solve 3 Rubik’s Cubes simultaneously while juggling them. Humans can do anything.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 29 13:19:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"317627087949275136","full_text":"Bloodroot Blades has a five month wait for their hand-made chef’s knives.<br><br>I have a five month wait for my birthday.<br><br><a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/slideshow/2013-03-28/athens-knifemaker-forges-sharp-connections#slide-1\">http://onlineathens.com/slideshow/2013-03-28/athens-knifemaker-forges-sharp-connections#slide-1</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 29 01:15:21 +0000 2013","id_str":"317444834736607232","full_text":"\"To parents of small children: Let me be the one who says it out loud\" <a href=\"http://www.stevewiens.com/2013/03/12/to-parents-of-small-children-let-me-be-the-one-who-says-it-out-loud/\">http://www.stevewiens.com/2013/03/12/to-parents-of-small-children-let-me-be-the-one-who-says-it-out-loud/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 27 22:29:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"317040759444496385","full_text":"Another portrait for my Doctor Who audition album. <a href=\"http://instagram.com/p/XYLPdis2qm/\">http://instagram.com/p/XYLPdis2qm/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 27 19:10:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"316990634676350976","full_text":"Time for my monthly mention of how great the comic Saga is, how the story telling is top notch, and how beautifully drawn it is.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 27 17:53:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"316971299467583489","full_text":"My newest love: “Welcome to Night Vale”, news from a town that’s a Lovecraftian Northern Exposure crossed w/ X-Files.<br><a href=\"http://www.commonplacebooks.com/p/blog-page.html\">http://www.commonplacebooks.com/p/blog-page.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 27 11:03:50 +0000 2013","id_str":"316868159145652224","full_text":"“The best way to die would be swallowed by a giant snake. Going feet first &amp; whole into a slimy maw would give your life perfect symmetry.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 26 20:56:25 +0000 2013","id_str":"316654896189411328","full_text":"A pretty ambitious and right-out-of-the-gate amazing weather service launched yesterday. <a href=\"http://blog.forecast.io/post/46290267206/announcing-forecast\">http://blog.forecast.io/post/46290267206/announcing-forecast</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 26 16:59:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"316595252641296386","full_text":"I’m not one to watch films about fashion lines, but then they’ve typically not like this one directed by Lena Dunham: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hoVcACGtOGw\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hoVcACGtOGw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 26 13:44:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"316546094098169856","full_text":"“Daddy, I’m hungry for lunch.”<br><br>It’s six in the morning, but such is the schedule of a busy toddler.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 26 03:04:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"316385099522400257","full_text":"Rewatching this year’s Doctor Who Christmas special. It means so much more now that I know all the back story.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 25 20:02:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"316279016162226177","full_text":"In the last few months I’ve watched all of the new Doctor Who. Due to overbooking, I’d missed pretty much all of them. I’m ready for Sunday!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 25 19:31:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"316271143998849025","full_text":"“I’m going to the past, got a couple pouches instead of pockets. It’s kinda pleasant, dressing like a peasant.”<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Vo0gazKX0\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Vo0gazKX0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 25 19:26:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"316269816862367745","full_text":"“Mud Luscious and Puddle Wonderful” My farmers market held a volunteer day Saturday, and one attendee wrote about it. <a href=\"http://suzbourg.wordpress.com/2013/03/24/mud-luscious-and-puddle-wonderful/\">http://suzbourg.wordpress.com/2013/03/24/mud-luscious-and-puddle-wonderful/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 25 15:32:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"316211067040702464","full_text":"This is the closest thing to sorcery that I've ever seen: Solving three Rubik's cubes while juggling them <a href=\"http://youtu.be/K_gHa2x2OQA\">http://youtu.be/K_gHa2x2OQA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 25 14:24:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"316193962052431872","full_text":"I just bought a party planning book titled “Party Like a Lannister”. You have been warned. <a href=\"http://store.blurb.com/ebooks/381110-party-like-a-lannister\">http://store.blurb.com/ebooks/381110-party-like-a-lannister</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 24 14:30:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"315832945036365826","full_text":"Bye, Bye, Englisshe Jakke of Dover:<br>A traunslacioun unto Middele Englisshe of ye ballade “American Pie”.<br><a href=\"http://storify.com/njj4/bye-bye-englisshe-jakke-of-dover\">http://storify.com/njj4/bye-bye-englisshe-jakke-of-dover</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 24 01:14:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"315632756300324865","full_text":"Just when I get used to my bizarro genius baby, Juniper sits in the bath and sings a B-52’s song she’s heard exactly once in her life.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 22 18:44:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"315172085217521664","full_text":"To all the girls I’ve loved before, who’ve travelled in and out my door: <a href=\"http://jimromenesko.com/2013/03/21/huffington-post-seeks-people-who-have-had-sex-with-aliens/\">http://jimromenesko.com/2013/03/21/huffington-post-seeks-people-who-have-had-sex-with-aliens/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 21 22:27:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"314865903600816129","full_text":"\"UGA student assaulted by woman dressed like mime\"<br><br>Be careful, y'all. It's getting weird out there.  <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2013-03-21/uga-student-assaulted-woman-dressed-mime\">http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2013-03-21/uga-student-assaulted-woman-dressed-mime</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 21 14:27:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"314745178772606977","full_text":"“The cut of my jib is entirely beyond reproach.”<br><br>“Just Like A Chap” by Mr. B The Gentleman Rhymer <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiRPBCiJg2c&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 21 13:40:55 +0000 2013","id_str":"314733363426652161","full_text":"“Woman booted from Athens restaurant, calls manager a Muslim” She was there w/ her church group. The Knights Templar? <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2013-03-20/woman-booted-athens-restaurant-calls-manager-muslim\">http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2013-03-20/woman-booted-athens-restaurant-calls-manager-muslim</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 21 03:44:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"314583148824506368","full_text":"It’s the first day of spring so I shaved off my winter old man beard. Turns out it was most of my recent weight gain.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 20 17:23:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"314426929166053377","full_text":"\"…conflicts that arise when one starts comparing centipedes to scorpions, and make it up with insect-filled kisses.\" <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/03/how-my-mind-works-the-worlds-perfect-couple/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-my-mind-works-the-worlds-perfect-couple\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/03/how-my-mind-works-the-worlds-perfect-couple/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=how-my-mind-works-the-worlds-perfect-couple</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 19 17:48:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"314070943192477697","full_text":"“Thumbs &amp; Ammo” -- because real tough guys don’t need guns. They just need a positive, can-do attitude.<br><a href=\"http://www.thumbsandammo.blogspot.co.uk\">http://www.thumbsandammo.blogspot.co.uk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 19 03:16:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"313851389497454592","full_text":"“You’re brilliant, you are. A proper genius. The power of deduction, that’s proper thinking.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 19 01:53:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"313830476584456192","full_text":"I’m about to find out what the fuss over Sherlock, starring Bilbo and Smaug, is all about.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 18 21:18:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"313761255074701312","full_text":"The best writing on the Steubenville rape trial I’ve seen has come from, of all places, the Yahoo sport pages. <a href=\"http://sports.yahoo.com/news/highschool--steubenville-high-school-football-players-found-guilty-of-raping-16-year-old-girl-164129528.html\">http://sports.yahoo.com/news/highschool--steubenville-high-school-football-players-found-guilty-of-raping-16-year-old-girl-164129528.html</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"12"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 12 20:11:47 +0000 2022","id_str":"1591524176652898305","full_text":"The sad reality is Gen Xers are starting to die off in ever increasing numbers and those with money (and thus generally better health and generally more right leaning politics) are starting to have a disproportionate effect on the polls. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1591518175660752898\">https://twitter.com/BriannaWu/status/1591518175660752898</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 07 05:01:32 +0000 2022","id_str":"1589483166968025089","full_text":"I have an emergency mental health kit, and step one is watching this video. Most times I don’t need step two. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/Legopolis/status/1589466830565158913\">https://twitter.com/Legopolis/status/1589466830565158913</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 06 22:18:22 +0000 2022","id_str":"1589381705856589825","full_text":"Saw Alton Brown narrate a performance of Peter and the Wolf by the Athens Symphony Orchestra. Afterwards the mayor came out an awarded him the key to the city. <br><br>So that’s something we have in common.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 23:58:43 +0000 2022","id_str":"1589044571681554432","full_text":"I’ve had a mastodon account for years (ewagoner@mastodon.social) but the biggest impediment to me using it regularly is remembering that it’s not spelled mastadon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 20 20:50:38 +0000 2022","id_str":"1516882051399565312","full_text":"Of all the images I’ve seen coming from Mars, this feels the most alien. It’s beautiful and breathtaking. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/NASAPersevere/status/1516864191415525376\">https://twitter.com/NASAPersevere/status/1516864191415525376</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 18 20:31:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"313749530493464576","full_text":"Don’t blink. Don’t even blink. Blink and you’re cat food. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJT39M8Y2F8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJT39M8Y2F8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 18 15:37:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"313675465585987584","full_text":"Forgot my trapeze clothes so stopped at the dollar store for something to wear. I think these pajama bottoms have a thread count of about 8.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 18 13:13:07 +0000 2013","id_str":"313639201247731713","full_text":"It’s mine! RT @alt_kilt: Anima kilt headed to GA. Save 15% with the code: AKSpring15: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/Xgotxw\">http://bit.ly/Xgotxw</a> <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/313639201247731713-BFgZHhDCQAA2Fri.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/313639201247731713-BFgZHhDCQAA2Fri.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 17 21:32:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"313402416953425922","full_text":"Is today the first day of some hunting season? I haven’t heard this much gunfire since watching that movie about D Day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 16 20:38:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"313026618232799232","full_text":"O Osternbaum, o Osternbaum! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/W7oQ-ss2lw/\">http://instagr.am/p/W7oQ-ss2lw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 16 19:04:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"313002969610199041","full_text":"“You can never feel bad when Rocket Man is playing. It’s a true fact.” — @nympsam","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 15 18:43:45 +0000 2013","id_str":"312635243997835264","full_text":"I’m in Atlanta for a conference and discovered there’s a Farm Burger one block over. Everything’s coming up Milhaus!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 15 03:03:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"312398733117632512","full_text":"Today I tried to answer the question “how many whole pineapples can Eric eat for dinner?” but I still don’t know since I only had the one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 14 18:53:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"312275266254798848","full_text":"I wish I had time for games today. #myathens <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/W2UJGUs2gd/\">http://instagr.am/p/W2UJGUs2gd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 14 00:54:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"312003656226582529","full_text":"Don’t know what sort of black magic goes into grapefruits breeding with tangerines, but their unholy offspring, the minneola, is delicious.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 14 00:13:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"311993504970731521","full_text":"RT for truth: @fitzage: Google has no interest in running a synching service, because they can't put ads on it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 13 20:54:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"311943493247455232","full_text":"The opening credits to HBO’s “Game of Thrones” -- if it had been made 20 years ago. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPgIIB67bw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 13 12:51:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"311821915004215298","full_text":"Combustion Books is taking 25% off everything thru Friday to celebrate the assassination of two infamous tyrants. <a href=\"http://www.combustionbooks.org\">http://www.combustionbooks.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 13 03:17:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"311677391711920128","full_text":"Juni is sad she has to be in her crib, so she’s laying down and sadly singing Regina Spektor songs to herself.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 12 18:35:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"311545880572469248","full_text":"I’ve only two more episodes of Doctor Who that I’ve yet to see. Which is good, because my to-read stack of books has really been piling up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 12 18:13:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"311540349099204608","full_text":"\"7 Up-and-Coming Food Cities Around the U.S.\" Zagat's discovered our secret: eating here's great, thanks to our farms <a href=\"http://blog.zagat.com/2013/03/7-up-and-coming-food-cities-in-us.html\">http://blog.zagat.com/2013/03/7-up-and-coming-food-cities-in-us.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 12 13:42:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"311472304850874368","full_text":"\"Market expansion may give downtown Tampa a grocery store\" Athens could use something like this. <a href=\"http://www2.tbo.com/news/business/2013/mar/06/3/market-expansion-may-give-downtown-tampa-a-grocery-ar-650747/\">http://www2.tbo.com/news/business/2013/mar/06/3/market-expansion-may-give-downtown-tampa-a-grocery-ar-650747/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 12 01:51:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"311293214093099009","full_text":"This is a kindness. Do not be alarmed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 12 01:38:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"311290023578312707","full_text":"\"Why I Hacked Donkey Kong for My Daughter\" <a href=\"http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2013/03/donkey-kong-pauline-hack/\">http://www.wired.com/gamelife/2013/03/donkey-kong-pauline-hack/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 11 18:01:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"311175125884080129","full_text":"I’ve only been in the “America’s Thrift Store” once, but I’m pretty sure they were filming this in there then. NSFW. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 11 17:38:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"311169196195196928","full_text":"\"Zombie hordes force Megan Jean and the KFB to relocate: Band seeks higher ground in Atlanta\" <a href=\"http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/FeedbackFile/archives/2013/03/07/zombie-hordes-force-megan-jean-and-the-kfb-to-relocate\">http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/FeedbackFile/archives/2013/03/07/zombie-hordes-force-megan-jean-and-the-kfb-to-relocate</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 11 14:25:38 +0000 2013","id_str":"311120736318287872","full_text":"“Thirteen Reasons I Adore Douglas Adams”. Thoughts for what would have been his 61st birthday. <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gregory-weinkauf/thirteen-reasons-i-adore-_b_2852307.html\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/gregory-weinkauf/thirteen-reasons-i-adore-_b_2852307.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 11 00:56:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"310917121414688768","full_text":"ChaucerDothTweet (@LeVostreGC): Richard III ys at  #sxsw, by cause yt ys the firste place thinges go whanne thei are no longer undergrounde","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 10 01:30:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"310563220702253056","full_text":"I think I want this house. <a href=\"http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3450-Highway-29-N-Danielsville-GA-30633/89958855_zpid/\">http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3450-Highway-29-N-Danielsville-GA-30633/89958855_zpid/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 10 01:16:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"310559699135234048","full_text":"“Three Nerds on a Carpet” had a good run, but I already miss @ylnt. <br><a href=\"https://vimeo.com/1212142\">https://vimeo.com/1212142</a> <a href=\"http://youlooknicetoday.com\">http://youlooknicetoday.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 09 23:12:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"310528647754809344","full_text":"38 megabit internet, at home, way out here in the middle of the country? Woo hoo! Too bad about the data caps, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 09 22:20:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"310515538499604480","full_text":"“The Professor, the Bikini Model, and the Suitcase Full of Trouble”<br><br>Coke’s a hell of a drug. Naïveté’s trouble too.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/magazine/the-professor-the-bikini-model-and-the-suitcase-full-of-trouble.html?smid=fb-nytimes&WT.z_sma=MG_TPT_20130309&_r=1&\">http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/magazine/the-professor-the-bikini-model-and-the-suitcase-full-of-trouble.html?smid=fb-nytimes&WT.z_sma=MG_TPT_20130309&_r=1&</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 09 21:49:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"310507604357029888","full_text":"Verizon LTE broadband installers are here, reusing coax from my satellite “broadband”. It’ll push more data in 10 mins than it saw in years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 09 20:27:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"310486975872389120","full_text":"RT Chaucer Doth Tweet: Ich have made a shirte on zazzle for \"Thys ys what a Feministe doth look lyke\": <a href=\"http://bit.ly/10vNHhH\">http://bit.ly/10vNHhH</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 09 19:32:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"310473075579838465","full_text":"Oh hey! Vivian could have stopped using her booster seat seven months ago. That’ll make transportation a little easier from now on.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 08 22:12:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"310150975086292993","full_text":"The Zoroastrian tradition tells of how human flesh, once dead, is so unclean it will pollute everything it touches. <a href=\"http://godheadv.blogspot.com/2010/03/towers-of-silence.html\">http://godheadv.blogspot.com/2010/03/towers-of-silence.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 08 19:44:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"310113862118678529","full_text":"\"What Happened When Humans Met An 'Alien' Intelligence? Sex Happened\" <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/03/08/173813194/what-happened-when-humans-met-an-alien-intelligence-sex-happened\">http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/03/08/173813194/what-happened-when-humans-met-an-alien-intelligence-sex-happened</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 08 17:27:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"310079275111952385","full_text":"“Of all the bears, the polar bear is the cutest, cuddliest, &amp; has the highest ratio of adorableness per square inch.”<br><a href=\"http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/42292402549/nevver-all-about-polar-bears\">http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/42292402549/nevver-all-about-polar-bears</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 07 19:51:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"309753282543353856","full_text":"42 Degrees has closed! They were my one stop shop for disc golf supplies, African drums, and functional glass sculpture.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 07 14:14:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"309668426631245825","full_text":"Holdster USA: Leather Canning Jar Travel Mugs <a href=\"http://www.holdsterusa.com/\">http://www.holdsterusa.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 07 14:12:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"309667909024759809","full_text":"\"30+ of the most beautiful abandoned places and modern ruins I've ever seen\" Some real gems in here. <a href=\"http://blogof.francescomugnai.com/2013/01/30-of-the-most-beautiful-abandoned-places-and-modern-ruins-ive-ever-seen/\">http://blogof.francescomugnai.com/2013/01/30-of-the-most-beautiful-abandoned-places-and-modern-ruins-ive-ever-seen/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 07 14:02:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"309665441318576129","full_text":"Did you know there’s a new music and art festival in town? It’s true! “Athens Slingshot” is this Saturday, downtown. <a href=\"http://www.athensslingshot.com\">http://www.athensslingshot.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 07 00:01:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"309453776761257984","full_text":"Just finished listening to the full-cast recording of Book 4 of @alhilton’s excellent “Guild of the Cowry Catchers”. One to go — next year!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 06 15:00:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"309317593569828864","full_text":"They Might Be Giants released a new album yesterday. The New Yorker likes it: <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2013/03/they-might-be-giants-back-in-the-land-of-adults.html\">http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2013/03/they-might-be-giants-back-in-the-land-of-adults.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 06 14:48:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"309314653383696384","full_text":"A gentleman’s deluxe adventurer outfit (video): <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRTpEV89iAU\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRTpEV89iAU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 06 14:38:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"309312026990227456","full_text":"Juniper told me she wanted to listen to the “Giant Robot”. Then she struck a pose, just like the cover to “Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 06 03:49:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"309148650976722945","full_text":"I soaked in an ultra hot tub, sweated buckets, and replaced it with equal parts gin. It’s how I get an oil change.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 06 02:43:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"309132180200755200","full_text":"Watching “A Good Man Goes to War”. I’ve been plowing through this season. It’s so very good!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 05 20:05:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"309032031004798976","full_text":"“Eating Cheek to Cheek” A fun music video from Sweet Stem Farm, using music from Adele. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZ9oTjTRAw\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTZ9oTjTRAw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 05 19:46:28 +0000 2013","id_str":"309027147761205248","full_text":"Hooray! You can now carry tea or shampoo on flights with you!<br><br>No, just kidding. But you can now carry knives. <a href=\"http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-05/tsa-will-permit-knives-golf-clubs-on-u-s-planes.html\">http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2013-03-05/tsa-will-permit-knives-golf-clubs-on-u-s-planes.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 05 12:30:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"308917359140282368","full_text":"Saturday I’m getting 33Mbps internet installed. Even at the biggest data cap available, 50GB at $340, I’d use a month’s worth in 3.45 hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 04 20:43:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"308679049918689280","full_text":"It’s the 40th anniversary of “Dark Side of the Moon” &amp; the 10th of the reggae version of it, “Dub Side of the Moon’: <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1190361\">http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1190361</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 04 01:50:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"308393996508602368","full_text":"Added a multi-server wildcard SSL certificate to a new server earlier today, and it took all of two minutes. I’m still flabbergasted.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 03 03:50:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"308061904721547264","full_text":"I've been writing code for the last hour and am now pushing it out to the live production servers. S! A! TUR! DAY!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 02 17:50:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"307910856090476544","full_text":"New Order’s “Temptation” comes on and Juniper starts singing along. “Daddy, I love this song!”<br><br>That’s normal for a 36 month old, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 01 21:25:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"307602611626991617","full_text":"Sméagol Sings ‘Mad World’ <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INfnfP4wU8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2INfnfP4wU8</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 01 20:35:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"307589858170372096","full_text":"Oh, hey. A comet might make it really sucky to be living on Mars next year. <a href=\"http://www.metafilter.com/125524/Mars-Cosmic-Bullseye#inline-4851130\">http://www.metafilter.com/125524/Mars-Cosmic-Bullseye#inline-4851130</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 01 19:04:10 +0000 2013","id_str":"307566952195452928","full_text":"This robotic ball turns into a cupcake-munching beaver. <a href=\"http://www.gosphero.com\">http://www.gosphero.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 01 18:50:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"307563538925371393","full_text":"How curious! My bank gave me a free penny. Something called… “interest”?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 01 16:13:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"307523916652490753","full_text":"I really need to find a way to get to England for Monkigras next year. It’s the conference I was made to be at. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4B5J3RY7Ac\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4B5J3RY7Ac</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 01 15:40:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"307515627541774336","full_text":"Using my fancy coffee maker to brew up some chai hand mixed by @leekfixer. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/WUfMkWM2uZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/WUfMkWM2uZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 28 02:06:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"306948335405764609","full_text":"This is not just any d20. This is a d20 from second century Rome.<br><br><a href=\"http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/42027281941/middlemarching-manateeofsloth\">http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/42027281941/middlemarching-manateeofsloth</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 22:08:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"306888514585382912","full_text":"\"we put our little kids in houses and apartments with flat floors, flat walls, ceilings, and not too many chickens…\" <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/the_kids/2013/02/why_does_my_kid_freak_out_the_science_behind_toddler_tantrums.html?fb_ref=sm_fb_share_chunky\">http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/the_kids/2013/02/why_does_my_kid_freak_out_the_science_behind_toddler_tantrums.html?fb_ref=sm_fb_share_chunky</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 16:07:40 +0000 2013","id_str":"306797759653089280","full_text":"Allen Calhamer, the inventor of Diplomacy, (IMO) the best board game ever, passed away in his sleep last night. <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_B._Calhamer\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allan_B._Calhamer</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 15:58:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"306795521710899200","full_text":"Well, crap.<br><br>\"Sleeping less than six hours a night skews activity of hundreds of genes\" <a href=\"http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/feb/25/sleeping-six-hours-night-activity-genes\">http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2013/feb/25/sleeping-six-hours-night-activity-genes</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 13:42:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"306761138677362689","full_text":"Here’s an earnestly sweet and endearing cover of… Chim-Chim Cheree: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LeZAWLwCOQ\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LeZAWLwCOQ</a><br><br>Yeah, I was surprised too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 01:35:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"306578385872777216","full_text":"“What do you want to watch in the crib, Juni? Harold &amp; The Purple Crayon? Nemo? Monsters, Inc.? Mario Bros.?”<br><br>“Weird Al.”<br><br>That’s my girl.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 01:27:55 +0000 2013","id_str":"306576361588404224","full_text":"“rails new” followed by creating a database schema from scratch. It’s the most exciting part of starting a new development project!","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 26 18:25:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"306470170149412865","full_text":"Next year I will be going to AnachroCon. So let it be written, so it shall be done. <a href=\"http://www.examiner.com/article/review-great-fun-at-anachrocon-2013?cid=rss\">http://www.examiner.com/article/review-great-fun-at-anachrocon-2013?cid=rss</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 26 16:48:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"306445539224985601","full_text":"I found this newsreel footage of labor riots in the ‘30s fascinating &amp; unreal. Seems like they could return any time. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exuGv3HsV-U&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exuGv3HsV-U&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 26 04:05:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"306253582053830656","full_text":"Read this month’s issue of Saga. Really great, even though one of my fave characters dies(?) in the last panel. I hate when ex-lovers fight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 25 03:39:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"305884683558850561","full_text":"“The Impossible Astronaut” doesn’t fool around starting off the season. Criminey. And I’m not even ten minutes in.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 25 02:07:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"305861467763253249","full_text":"“Animated GIFs of deep space objects in 3D” Just beautiful. <a href=\"http://earthsky.org/space/animated-gifs-of-deep-space-objects-in-3d\">http://earthsky.org/space/animated-gifs-of-deep-space-objects-in-3d</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 24 03:12:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"305515589902954496","full_text":"Viv and Juni love each other so much that the running hug they had after a day apart resulted in so. much. blood. when their heads collided.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 24 01:30:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"305489873073209345","full_text":"This is the most fancy meal I’ll be at all year and I’m eating potted chicken livers out of a mason jar with a spoon. I have no regrets.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 23 21:44:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"305432978916515840","full_text":"When I told Juniper the name of this session, she dragged me in. She had seconds of and asked for more.… <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/WFsa2WM2gG/\">http://instagr.am/p/WFsa2WM2gG/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 23 02:14:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"305138503849754624","full_text":"Juniper’s molars hurt. She wanted me to kiss them and make them better. I tried my best, but they’re pretty far back there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 22 23:15:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"305093366570434561","full_text":"Just tried a sampling of local charcuterie. Vivian decided she likes beef tongue salami. \"The taste buds make it sweeter.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 22 21:48:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"305071500896124928","full_text":"Just used my hotel key card to core and wedge an apple. Like an animal.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 21 23:31:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"304735066364461057","full_text":"The Woeful Tale of Lil' Meowskers: the first three parts. Such adversity, yet he never loses his hat! <a href=\"http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/search/lil%27%20meowskers\">http://tragedyseries.tumblr.com/search/lil%27%20meowskers</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 20 17:22:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"304279864607907841","full_text":"Why isn’t there a restaurant focusing on pot pies in Athens yet? Someone get on that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 20 00:43:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"304028514762518531","full_text":"I’m at a fashion show where everything is made from condoms. It’s like the Rose Bowl parade but with prophylactics.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 19 21:46:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"303983876034940928","full_text":"The Georgia Organics conference farmers feast is easily one of my best meals of the year. Looks like it’ll be again: <a href=\"http://georgiaorganics.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/MenuFinal.pdf\">http://georgiaorganics.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/MenuFinal.pdf</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 19 20:05:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"303958407667412992","full_text":"I wonder if the cable company gets handwritten thank you cards along with payment from their customers.… <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/V7BwqIs2oy/\">http://instagr.am/p/V7BwqIs2oy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 19 17:40:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"303921964702121984","full_text":"The shortest Oscar nominee (ever!) is only a 0:01:45 long but took four months to make. It’s great! Fresh Guacamole: <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/11/fresh-guacamole-film-oscar_n_2647735.html?utm_hp_ref=taste&ir=Taste\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/11/fresh-guacamole-film-oscar_n_2647735.html?utm_hp_ref=taste&ir=Taste</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 19 13:34:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"303860158067531776","full_text":"I’m a guest speaker this morning for a geography class at UGA. I really like doing this sort of thing.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 19 03:41:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"303710778287063042","full_text":"Watching Star Trek VII. It’s the one where Cameron Frye captains the Enterprise, Kirk dies, and then Alex DeLarge causes trouble.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 18 03:39:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"303347967346212864","full_text":"You had ONE job: a photo gallery. <a href=\"http://hadonejob.com\">http://hadonejob.com</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"8"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 18 02:04:52 +0000 2013","id_str":"303324169230241792","full_text":"I can never remember the second half of Star Trek V. Couldn’t tell you at all what happens in it. And I literally just finished watching.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 17 01:01:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"302945923674288128","full_text":"I’m watching the Pandorica open. *hides behind the couch*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 16 18:54:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"302853366105636864","full_text":"Terrible bilingual pun on my tortillas. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VzXnfCM2m5/\">http://instagr.am/p/VzXnfCM2m5/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 15 23:50:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"302565634963824640","full_text":"\"The Future of Food: Farmers Markets go Virtual\" <a href=\"http://m.blogher.com/farmers-markets-go-virtual\">http://m.blogher.com/farmers-markets-go-virtual</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 14 16:45:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"302096340429721600","full_text":"\"a wholly new relationship structure, where a single diatomic bond can be replaced by 100s of strange configurations\" <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/02/look-im-only-gonna-say-this-once-heres-what-polyamory-looks-like/\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/02/look-im-only-gonna-say-this-once-heres-what-polyamory-looks-like/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 14 14:50:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"302067270576906240","full_text":"i want to be on the other<br>side of all the verbs i know<br>you know how to use.<br><br><a href=\"http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/42040697862/vega-ofthe-lyre-watch-your-tense-and-case-by\">http://violetimpudence.tumblr.com/post/42040697862/vega-ofthe-lyre-watch-your-tense-and-case-by</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 12 19:34:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"301413903869571072","full_text":"Didn’t know that YouTube’s “most famous gun nut” was a few miles from me. And was murdered, making international news <a href=\"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261681/Keith-Ratliff-YouTube-gun-enthusiast-dead-likely-knew-killer-brother-wife-say.html\">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2261681/Keith-Ratliff-YouTube-gun-enthusiast-dead-likely-knew-killer-brother-wife-say.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 12 18:29:55 +0000 2013","id_str":"301397740443799553","full_text":"“You look so Athens! Can I take your picture? Oh my god, you’re so cute!”<br><br>Welcome to Athens, ma’am.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 12 15:39:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"301354780775821312","full_text":"It’s a year old, but new to me. I love the creative use of common instruments! Five people, one guitar. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9NF2edxy-M</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 12 14:50:43 +0000 2013","id_str":"301342574277435392","full_text":"Bill Murray is just the best. The. Best. <a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/bill-murray-was-breathtakingly-masterful-golfing-this-weeken\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/bennyjohnson/bill-murray-was-breathtakingly-masterful-golfing-this-weeken</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 11 22:01:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"301088606712373248","full_text":"My new favorite internet cooking show, let me show you it: “Weber Cooks” with Chef Steven Reed <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/user/WeberCooks\">http://www.youtube.com/user/WeberCooks</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 11 00:38:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"300765732147458048","full_text":"A virtual unknown mathematical psychologist, who was once nevertheless “the most hated man in America”, has passed: <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/09/business/john-e-karlin-who-led-the-way-to-all-digit-dialing-dies-at-94.html\">http://www.nytimes.com/2013/02/09/business/john-e-karlin-who-led-the-way-to-all-digit-dialing-dies-at-94.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 10 18:00:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"300665468052725760","full_text":"Jet propelled squid! RT @LaughingSquid: Scientists Confirm That Neon Flying Squid Can Fly, Announce Speed <a href=\"http://wp.me/p4t6s-12GO\">http://wp.me/p4t6s-12GO</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 10 03:17:18 +0000 2013","id_str":"300443296302497793","full_text":"River Song, Amy, the Doctor, and the Weeping Angels. Oof.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 09 19:42:06 +0000 2013","id_str":"300328739676512256","full_text":"All aboard the candy train! Chew chew! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VhbjCcs2vy/\">http://instagr.am/p/VhbjCcs2vy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 09 15:42:41 +0000 2013","id_str":"300268488763797504","full_text":"I’m having cake trimmings for breakfast. But only because I have to drive shortly and so can’t have whisky.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 09 01:39:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"300056317320638464","full_text":"Do you like pushing buttons and shouting at your friends? Do you like discharging Clip-jawed Fluxtrunions? So fun! <a href=\"http://www.sleepingbeastgames.com/spaceteam/\">http://www.sleepingbeastgames.com/spaceteam/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 08 18:56:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"299954965718380544","full_text":"Tonight I get to bake a birthday cake for one of my girls. It’s one of my favorite things!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 08 03:57:27 +0000 2013","id_str":"299728626050551808","full_text":"Today, Brennan wouldn't deny the govt could order a drone strike on citizens *inside the US* &amp; no one seemed to care. <a href=\"http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/The_Brennan_Hearing\">http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/The_Brennan_Hearing</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 08 03:33:35 +0000 2013","id_str":"299722618599251968","full_text":"“Daddy, help me drive!” Juniper, 3yo on Sat., handed me a iPad open to a Grand Prix game. I showed her the controls &amp; she took off racing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 07 18:41:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"299588732565204992","full_text":"Looks like we’ll be getting a just-above-freezing rain all evening at the farmers market. Glad I brought my long johns!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 06 17:10:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"299203445313912832","full_text":"We had post-pizza hungers. @ Ben &amp; Jerry's <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VZbttcM2lu/\">http://instagr.am/p/VZbttcM2lu/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 06 16:40:12 +0000 2013","id_str":"299195799894622208","full_text":"Daddy-daughter pizza date! @ Your Pie - Downtown <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VZYUVDs2i7/\">http://instagr.am/p/VZYUVDs2i7/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 06 15:49:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"299183080193785856","full_text":"Prisecolinensinenciousol: A rocking’ Italian song from the ‘70s sung entirely in fake English. I love this. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZXcRqFmFa8</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 15:17:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"298812571115483137","full_text":"I enjoyed David Goldman’s humorously novel approach to interstellar invasion in “The First Conquest of Earth”. text: <a href=\"http://www.davidwgoldman.com/The_First_Conquest_of_Earth.html\">http://www.davidwgoldman.com/The_First_Conquest_of_Earth.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 04:05:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"298643510788255744","full_text":"Finally caught up to the current Doctor, and after the first episode I understand was the fuss was about.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 00:11:22 +0000 2013","id_str":"298584565566541824","full_text":"“Juniper! Sit down and eat your ketchup!”<br><br>Being a dad makes me say the strangest things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 00:01:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"298582022052528128","full_text":"Hooray! New Megan Jean and the KFB ( @meganjeankfb ) album! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VVBIpBM2uD/\">http://instagr.am/p/VVBIpBM2uD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 04 21:30:49 +0000 2013","id_str":"298544160015798272","full_text":"“This is the only recipe there is for macaroni and cheese. Here is what goes into it:<br>1. macaroni<br>2. cheese.”<br><a href=\"http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/half-baked-fundamentalist-macaroni-and-cheese\">http://www.theawl.com/2009/11/half-baked-fundamentalist-macaroni-and-cheese</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 04 15:29:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"298453355397775360","full_text":"“Drink yo’ milk. Stay in school.” An art gallery in Seattle is holding a show of wrestlers painted on velvet.  <a href=\"http://theaugblog.blogspot.ca/2013/02/the-t-commandments.html\">http://theaugblog.blogspot.ca/2013/02/the-t-commandments.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 03 21:42:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"298184625942044674","full_text":"Dinner is pastrami that I made from scratch. Starting with a brisket.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 02 19:23:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"297787242896826369","full_text":"It's time to dance, y'all! @ Floorspace <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VPXyGGs2mK/\">http://instagr.am/p/VPXyGGs2mK/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 02 17:37:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"297760590263353345","full_text":"Apparently I need to smile more: <a href=\"http://conway.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/15844\">http://conway.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/15844</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 02 04:44:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"297566251209867264","full_text":"Three Twitter “we’ve been hacked!” password reset emails, and my old password still works. Someone there doesn’t know what they’re doing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 02 03:33:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"297548191971307520","full_text":"Oh come on now. This is just “the making of The End of Time”. No need to turn on the waterworks, tear ducts. Seriously.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 01 14:19:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"297348513061294081","full_text":"Giggled all the way to work listening to a story of punk rockers building their own version of Voyager in the ’70s. <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2013/01/24/ep380-punk-voyager/\">http://escapepod.org/2013/01/24/ep380-punk-voyager/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 01 13:20:33 +0000 2013","id_str":"297333618580267008","full_text":"Time to go preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 31 19:04:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"297057877816926208","full_text":"Yesterday, an 80 year old great-grandmother \"fought a tornado, and she won\", saving her 2 year old great-grandson. <a href=\"http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/great-grandmother-shields-toddler-tornado-destroys/nWB5K/\">http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/great-grandmother-shields-toddler-tornado-destroys/nWB5K/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 31 14:12:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"296984246915055619","full_text":"Many happy returns of the day to my little sister @psylosyren! She does so many amazing &amp; important things that it’s hard for me to keep up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 31 04:58:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"296844934617649152","full_text":"Just bid farewell to the tenth Doctor. I’m eager to find out what this new fellow is all about. <br><br>(Oh, the tears.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 30 21:49:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"296736799471046657","full_text":"Brace yourselves! It's about to hit! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VH6GhOs2lm/\">http://instagr.am/p/VH6GhOs2lm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 30 18:05:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"296680639032340480","full_text":"\"Group of Men Have Played Game of Tag for 23 Years; Hiding in Bushes, Cars\" I love this. <a href=\"http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323375204578269991660836834.html?mod=googlenews_wsj\">http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323375204578269991660836834.html?mod=googlenews_wsj</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 30 17:46:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"296675786646241280","full_text":"Tornadoes on the ground. I know it’s January, but keep on the lookout y’all. <a href=\"http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local/tornado-watch-issued-for-northwest-georgia/nT9xH/\">http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local/tornado-watch-issued-for-northwest-georgia/nT9xH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 30 11:58:15 +0000 2013","id_str":"296588131006828544","full_text":"God save strawberry jam, in all the different varieties.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 29 11:56:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"296225327712186369","full_text":"\"For 40 Years, This Russian Family Was Cut Off From All Human Contact, Unaware of World War II\" <a href=\"http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/history/2013/01/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii/\">http://blogs.smithsonianmag.com/history/2013/01/for-40-years-this-russian-family-was-cut-off-from-all-human-contact-unaware-of-world-war-ii/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 28 22:08:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"296016914709356544","full_text":"I just bought an album called “Yoga to the Smiths &amp; Morrissey”.<br><br>I really need to get more sleep.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 28 05:42:03 +0000 2013","id_str":"295768682343325696","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig. I dosed my caffeine perfectlyzzzzzzz…","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 27 19:06:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"295608674838257665","full_text":"Passed a big billboard that said “Use the rod on your children and save their lives.” Someone spent lots of money to advocate beating kids.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 27 01:08:51 +0000 2013","id_str":"295337540402159616","full_text":"Looks like we've got a feast on our hands. #ssawg <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/U99v5ZM2hB/\">http://instagr.am/p/U99v5ZM2hB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 16:11:43 +0000 2022","id_str":"1515724699904397312","full_text":"Made it home after a week away to find a blocked sewage pipe under the house. Happy Easter! Shit has risen!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 16 03:25:17 +0000 2022","id_str":"1515169430115868673","full_text":"Oh my god <a href=\"https://twitter.com/okjonblair/status/1514678421216972800\">https://twitter.com/okjonblair/status/1514678421216972800</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 16 02:46:14 +0000 2022","id_str":"1515159602689679362","full_text":"Beagle Brothers Peeks and Pokes supplement <a href=\"https://twitter.com/KimMaida/status/1514652490683367438\">https://twitter.com/KimMaida/status/1514652490683367438</a> <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1515159602689679362-FQbtoEAX0AIr439.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1515159602689679362-FQbtoEAX0AIr439.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 15 22:29:27 +0000 2022","id_str":"1515094983686119432","full_text":"Walked from Battery Park to Central Park and can’t imagine a better day for it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 13 21:40:15 +0000 2022","id_str":"1514357823425163269","full_text":"“Jam, Jelly, Preserves, marmalade, and fruit spreads are all considered to be liquids by the TSA. That means you can only pack jam in containers that are 3.4 oz or less in carry-on bags.” <br><br>That’s some bullshit right there. Guess I gotta eat this in my hotel room. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1514357823425163269-FQQUaaTXIA8oCHb.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1514357823425163269-FQQUaaTXIA8oCHb.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 13 19:51:15 +0000 2022","id_str":"1514330394023321607","full_text":"Found a place in Queens that makes cacio e pepe sourdough doughnuts. Can’t get those back home.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 22:05:22 +0000 2022","id_str":"1513639371454492674","full_text":"This is across the street from my hotel from the week. I thought I’d see more of NYC while I was here but maybe I’ll just spend my time experiencing the pleasures of cheese instead. @ Long Island City <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CcOhWjnrfK5/?igshid=YTgzYjQ4ZTY=\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CcOhWjnrfK5/?igshid=YTgzYjQ4ZTY=</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 18:34:29 +0000 2022","id_str":"1513586297343987721","full_text":"Special shout-out to the business asshole in my row who wouldn’t wear his mask the entire flight. Fuck him. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1513586297343987721-FQFWnSgX0AI1aTV.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1513586297343987721-FQFWnSgX0AI1aTV.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 16:44:21 +0000 2022","id_str":"1513558582071021569","full_text":"But I did get the patented Eric lucky break: after the door closed the linebacker was moved to first class so the plane’s only empty seat is next to me.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 16:42:49 +0000 2022","id_str":"1513558197524733959","full_text":"I lost count of how many times I was whacked in the head by people not careful hauling their luggage down the aisle. That’s the penalty for not having to compress myself the entire rest of the flight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 16:39:55 +0000 2022","id_str":"1513557469246771207","full_text":"There’s a football linebacker squeezed into the middle seat. The “window” seat (our row has no window) has a fellow on a loud business call. He’s using all the buzzwords and two years into the pandemic doesn’t know how to wear a mask.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 26 16:51:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"295212493133983744","full_text":"Talking social media at #ssawg. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/U8-wjWM2op/\">http://instagr.am/p/U8-wjWM2op/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 25 19:11:14 +0000 2013","id_str":"294885154411929600","full_text":"Nachos al pastor. They're a thing. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/U6wBrCs2s3/\">http://instagr.am/p/U6wBrCs2s3/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 24 20:38:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"294544671764525056","full_text":"While I’m away in Arkansas, my great team of volunteers is working hard to run the Athens Locally Grown pickup day today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 24 15:57:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"294473923515518977","full_text":"This morning’s duck master ceremony will be a reprise. I’ve been appointed to the position once before: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YTv5em94A\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YTv5em94A</a> (video)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 24 15:47:23 +0000 2013","id_str":"294471467754737665","full_text":"I have once again been able to parlay my connections to be appointed the Peabody’s honorary duck master this morning.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 20:21:26 +0000 2013","id_str":"294178048054554624","full_text":"While running numbers for a talk I’m giving tonight, I noticed this year growers are selling about $8000 a day via my locallygrown(dot)net.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 17:25:08 +0000 2013","id_str":"294133680467742721","full_text":"\"The Scariest Thing I’ve Ever Done: Fifty-Two Hours, Breathing\" Ferrett Steinmetz on his recent triple heart bypass. <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/01/the-scariest-thing-ive-ever-done-fifty-two-hours-breathing/\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2013/01/the-scariest-thing-ive-ever-done-fifty-two-hours-breathing/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 16:33:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"294120798409609216","full_text":"I listened to the first eight episodes of @alhilton’s wonderful “Guild of the Cowry Catchers” Book 4 in one go yesterday. It’s quite good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 15:57:02 +0000 2013","id_str":"294111506650517504","full_text":"After walking to the one tiny general store here, I’ve learned there is nowhere in downtown Little Rock to buy AAA batteries.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 02:39:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"293910804972072960","full_text":"Are you going to want a kilt this spring? NOW is the time to order from <a href=\"http://altkilt.com\">http://altkilt.com</a> for your spring kilt! Use coupon \"AKSpring20\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 01:22:04 +0000 2013","id_str":"293891313714204672","full_text":"Hello, Little Rock! *checks schedule* I start work at 6am tomorrow? Guess that means I got here right at bedtime.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 22 19:52:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"293808321083871233","full_text":"What sorcery is this?<br><br>(REM's \"Losing My Religion\" shifted into a major scale -- Not a cover!) <a href=\"http://boingboing.net/2013/01/21/rems-losing-my-religion.html\">http://boingboing.net/2013/01/21/rems-losing-my-religion.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 22 16:55:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"293763933502853121","full_text":"Just listened to a masterful retelling of the sinking of the Pequod. Only instead of a big white whale, it was Cthulhu. <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2013/01/08/drabblecast-268-i-only-am-escaped-alone-to-tell-thee/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2013/01/08/drabblecast-268-i-only-am-escaped-alone-to-tell-thee/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 22 14:08:20 +0000 2013","id_str":"293721764226285568","full_text":"It took me only two &amp; a half hours to get from my house to the far side of Atlanta during the morning rush. I’ll call that a win. On to AR!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 22 00:37:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"293517624875315201","full_text":"That’s Jupiter up there keeping the moon company tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 21 21:59:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"293477959036178432","full_text":"This is Athens: Buy rental homes &amp; tell the residents their rent’s doubling immediately, you’ll be immortalized in song <a href=\"http://athenshorseparty.com/index.php?page=landlord\">http://athenshorseparty.com/index.php?page=landlord</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 21 13:36:19 +0000 2013","id_str":"293351321266962432","full_text":"Vivian: “After MLK gave his speech, all the white people said, ‘I guess we have been a little harsh.’”<br><br>She’s learning. It’s a start.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 21 05:21:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"293226670826090496","full_text":"I’ve created my annual “pins in a map” locallygrown flyer. I love this thing. <a href=\"https://www.evernote.com/shard/s1/sh/a0ba9ead-4c37-4ba5-a38a-8b784c006d85/592ce4d57c71d186922afd1d1619f086\">https://www.evernote.com/shard/s1/sh/a0ba9ead-4c37-4ba5-a38a-8b784c006d85/592ce4d57c71d186922afd1d1619f086</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 21 02:05:09 +0000 2013","id_str":"293177381680730112","full_text":"“Why we’re raising our kids to be godless heathens” by One Fierce Mama.<br><br><a href=\"http://elizebethjoy.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/why-were-raising-our-kids-to-be-godless-heathens/\">http://elizebethjoy.wordpress.com/2012/05/05/why-were-raising-our-kids-to-be-godless-heathens/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 21 01:34:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"293169728304848898","full_text":"I’m driving to Little Rock in 34 hours. Unfortunately, I’ve got about 60 hours’ worth of work to get done before I go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 18 19:45:48 +0000 2013","id_str":"292357140985819138","full_text":"beware<br>beware<br>beware the grackle<br>that mean black bird<br>will be the last damn sound that<br>you ever heard<br>beware<br>beware <br><br><a href=\"http://pretzelmen.bandcamp.com/track/beware-the-grackle\">http://pretzelmen.bandcamp.com/track/beware-the-grackle</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 18 17:16:11 +0000 2013","id_str":"292319488177750016","full_text":"Ten minutes ago I’d never heard of Princess Chelsea. Now I’m a big fan. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1_Qn_rgSrs\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1_Qn_rgSrs</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 17 18:53:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"291981648533274625","full_text":"The way the Game of Thrones intro was meant to be seen: “Game of F**kin’ Thrones” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=25KABvPbq-U\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=25KABvPbq-U</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 17 13:15:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"291896630184116224","full_text":"“There are so many gas wells burning fires in the North Dakota night, the fracking fields can be seen from deep space.” <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/01/16/169511949/a-mysterious-patch-of-light-shows-up-in-the-north-dakota-dark\">http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2013/01/16/169511949/a-mysterious-patch-of-light-shows-up-in-the-north-dakota-dark</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 17 03:38:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"291751437732556800","full_text":"Juniper’s two favorite dinosaurs? T. Rex and T. Tops.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 17 02:26:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"291733220800749568","full_text":"And here is a picture of butterflies drinking a crocodile’s tears. Who knew reptile tears were so delicious? <a href=\"http://support.nature.org/images/PhotoContest/2012/full_2.jpg\">http://support.nature.org/images/PhotoContest/2012/full_2.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 16 19:13:42 +0000 2013","id_str":"291624285133500416","full_text":"WARNING: Don't be fly. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ujk8RDM2n4/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ujk8RDM2n4/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 16 13:22:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"291535974511542272","full_text":"Here's a photo of butterflies drinking a turtle's tears. <a href=\"http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/38302192033/good-morning-if-only-we-all-had-butterflies-to\">http://nprfreshair.tumblr.com/post/38302192033/good-morning-if-only-we-all-had-butterflies-to</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 15 03:36:22 +0000 2013","id_str":"291026008801415168","full_text":"Yeah, like you haven't eaten four boxes of marshmallows today.<br><br>What?<br><br>Oh, I'm sorry. I stand corrected.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 15 02:28:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"291008988533911553","full_text":"One of Juniper's favorite things to do is hug you so tightly, squeezing so hard, that she farts. And then laugh and laugh.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 15 02:16:01 +0000 2013","id_str":"291005791023013889","full_text":"\"North Georgia man accused of threatening to eat judge's kids\" Dear judge, Please jail me. Sincerely yours, N GA man. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2013-01-14/north-georgia-man-accused-threatening-eat-judges-kids\">http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2013-01-14/north-georgia-man-accused-threatening-eat-judges-kids</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 15 01:46:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"290998397224235008","full_text":"There was a massive wreck on Hwy 29 &amp; the Loop tonight. I think all of the firetrucks were there. All of them. It rattled me seeing it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 04:38:59 +0000 2013","id_str":"290679378935963648","full_text":"In less than two hours I saw The Master come back, take over the world, lose everything, and then die for good (again). What a ride. #who","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 13 22:37:16 +0000 2013","id_str":"290588352548331520","full_text":"I have eaten so many marshmallows in the last few days. I regret nothing. cc: @wondermade <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/UcNFDhM2gB/\">http://instagr.am/p/UcNFDhM2gB/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 13 17:49:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"290515960253800448","full_text":"It’s been a long while since I’ve burned the crap out of myself while cooking. Yowch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 11 19:04:13 +0000 2013","id_str":"289809961691779072","full_text":"Finally got up to the Doctor Who episodes \"Human Nature\" and \"Family of Blood\". They may be my favorite Doctor story ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 11 15:40:31 +0000 2013","id_str":"289758696588849152","full_text":"gonna dig down in the dirt<br>get it all over my skin<br>sleep real well and up with the sun<br>do it all over again  <br><br><a href=\"http://karensavoca.com/lyrics/dirt_lyrics/inthedirt.html\">http://karensavoca.com/lyrics/dirt_lyrics/inthedirt.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 11 15:10:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"289751118509133824","full_text":"YouTube has many instructional videos for ancient Greek &amp; Roman hairstyles, thanks to a hairdresser archaeologist. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/user/jntvstp/videos\">http://www.youtube.com/user/jntvstp/videos</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 11 03:21:54 +0000 2013","id_str":"289572817266163713","full_text":"This is what happens when you have a friend who starts their own marshmallow making business. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/UVARE4s2pv/\">http://instagr.am/p/UVARE4s2pv/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 10 01:49:39 +0000 2013","id_str":"289187216327049216","full_text":"Someone created a business providing service to users of my software. I'm both proud and terrified.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 10 01:40:34 +0000 2013","id_str":"289184928313257984","full_text":"Juniper's walking around the house with a basket full of alligators. Because that's what little girls do at my house.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 09 21:56:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"289128611691249665","full_text":"So what's the deal with those giant painted chrysanthemums all around Athens? This'll tell you: <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/arts-culture/wth-athens/2013/01/09/wth-athens-15\">http://flagpole.com/arts-culture/wth-athens/2013/01/09/wth-athens-15</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 09 17:41:46 +0000 2013","id_str":"289064436919066624","full_text":"\"…a Klan-robed toddler playfully touching the riot shield of a bemused African-American state trooper…\" <br><a href=\"http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/top-stories/199985/how-kkk-rally-image-found-new-life-20-years-after-it-was-published/\">http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/top-stories/199985/how-kkk-rally-image-found-new-life-20-years-after-it-was-published/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 08 22:09:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"288769369734012929","full_text":"\"Qualcomm's Insane CES 2013 Keynote in Pictures &amp; Tweets\" Oh, the world we live in. <a href=\"http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/8/3850056/qualcomms-insane-ces-2013-keynote-pictures-tweets\">http://www.theverge.com/2013/1/8/3850056/qualcomms-insane-ces-2013-keynote-pictures-tweets</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 08 14:01:29 +0000 2013","id_str":"288646611930869761","full_text":"I've had far too many Del Monte bananas lately look ripe on the outside but be starchy and crunchy on the inside.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 08 02:18:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"288469756443512834","full_text":"Doctor Who - “The Ballad of Russell and Julie” Wrap Party Special <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaMRyn47Xg&sns=tw\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaMRyn47Xg&sns=tw</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 07 19:17:47 +0000 2013","id_str":"288363823390400512","full_text":"A new single subject tumblr: Extremely Trivial Police Reports <a href=\"http://extremelytrivialpolicereports.tumblr.com\">http://extremelytrivialpolicereports.tumblr.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 07 16:31:32 +0000 2013","id_str":"288321986319486976","full_text":"After a few week's break, today I start my second year of trapeze lessons. So excited!","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 06 05:08:44 +0000 2013","id_str":"287787762797666308","full_text":"“Eric’s got some crazy scheme again? Yeah, ok. I’m in.”<br><br>I’ve got the best friends.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 06 04:33:56 +0000 2013","id_str":"287779006768623618","full_text":"“Pig slaves will take the lift.”<br><br>Daleks sure know how to turn a phrase.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 06 00:36:24 +0000 2013","id_str":"287719227622817792","full_text":"“Who are you for, Alabama or those Catholics?” I thought the wars of the Reformation ended. At least he didn’t say “those Mary worshipers”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 04 19:55:36 +0000 2013","id_str":"287286176837165057","full_text":"\"A Collection of Classic Portraits Mashed Up With Contemporary Style\"<br><br>I love these, from the very first one. <a href=\"http://www.flavorwire.com/297871/a-collection-of-classic-portraits-mashed-up-with-contemporary-style\">http://www.flavorwire.com/297871/a-collection-of-classic-portraits-mashed-up-with-contemporary-style</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 04 19:04:05 +0000 2013","id_str":"287273212469972992","full_text":"\"Mt. Vesuvius from space: a paean to humanity’s inability to learn\" <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/01/04/mt_vesuvius_from_space_photo_of_volcano_from_space_station.html\">http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2013/01/04/mt_vesuvius_from_space_photo_of_volcano_from_space_station.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 03 19:44:57 +0000 2013","id_str":"286921107892748288","full_text":"Future profile photo. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/UCKa6Ts2qJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/UCKa6Ts2qJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 03 13:55:58 +0000 2013","id_str":"286833281197019136","full_text":"\"Maybe it’s not so great for my daughter to be gluten intolerant, but I feel like we’ve won the lottery.\"<br><a href=\"http://www.anchoragepress.com/news/the-gluten-made-her-do-it-how-going-gluten-free/article_39e2478e-4585-11e2-a80c-0019bb2963f4.html?TNNoMobile\">http://www.anchoragepress.com/news/the-gluten-made-her-do-it-how-going-gluten-free/article_39e2478e-4585-11e2-a80c-0019bb2963f4.html?TNNoMobile</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 03 13:31:00 +0000 2013","id_str":"286826999245320192","full_text":"\"Last weekend I found out, courtesy of Quentin Tarantino, that Alexander Dumas was Black.<br><br>And that pisses me off.\"<br><br> <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/the-secrets-of-life/\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/the-secrets-of-life/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 02 22:53:17 +0000 2013","id_str":"286606117608497152","full_text":"\"I want to pass my passion of the science of the cosmos onto my daughters…\"<br><br><a href=\"http://elizebethjoy.wordpress.com/2013/01/02/look-up-with-your-kids/\">http://elizebethjoy.wordpress.com/2013/01/02/look-up-with-your-kids/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 02 15:47:37 +0000 2013","id_str":"286498994291605506","full_text":"At my next cookout, rather than standing by the grill eating hotdogs, let's fish rice noodles out of a mini log flume. <a href=\"http://www.thekitchn.com/catch-your-noodles-nagashi-somen-179341\">http://www.thekitchn.com/catch-your-noodles-nagashi-somen-179341</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 02 15:17:53 +0000 2013","id_str":"286491508809535489","full_text":"In 2012, 3750 farms sold $2,709,937 worth of products to their communities via my <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net\">http://locallygrown.net</a>, an 18% increase from 2011.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 31 00:46:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"285547372065464320","full_text":"\"Blink to the Future - A Doctor Who / BTTF Mashup\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmK3AQ2Yozk\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmK3AQ2Yozk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 30 19:13:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"285463701023248385","full_text":"This is the largest glacier breakup ever filmed, comparable to “Manhattan breaking apart in front of your eyes.” <a href=\"http://grist.org/list/this-video-of-a-city-sized-iceberg-breaking-off-from-a-glacier-will-blow-your-mind/\">http://grist.org/list/this-video-of-a-city-sized-iceberg-breaking-off-from-a-glacier-will-blow-your-mind/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 30 05:20:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"285253913874153472","full_text":"This is a photo of 2 1/2 year old Franklin D. Roosevelt. You may be amazed.  <a href=\"http://tkmbnd.tumblr.com/post/39191274907/ayabug-this-is-a-photo-of-2-1-2-year-old\">http://tkmbnd.tumblr.com/post/39191274907/ayabug-this-is-a-photo-of-2-1-2-year-old</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 29 19:59:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"285112764605820931","full_text":"A sneak peak at Megan Jean and the KFB @meganjeankfb album 'The Devil Herself' to be released Feb. 2013 <a href=\"http://bit.ly/WbMeFk\">http://bit.ly/WbMeFk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 28 21:13:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"284768956156370944","full_text":"I've been listening all afternoon to the 1968 BBC Radio production of The Hobbit. I've got a soft spot for radio drama.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 27 17:05:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"284344304292478976","full_text":"It is looking likely that I will eat this entire pan of cocoa rice crispy treats. Not including what Santa ate, of course. <br><br>Ok, those too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 26 18:51:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"284008582951882753","full_text":"Seeing The Hobbit for the third time. I’m nerdy that way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 25 06:32:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"283460092429467648","full_text":"“Klingon bastards! You killed my son!”<br><br>A little light movie watching while I’m gift wrapping.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 23 19:40:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"282933756434714624","full_text":"\"Why do we, each time we give a gift, ritually wrap that offering in decorative tree pulp?\" <a href=\"http://m.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/12/wrappers-delight-a-brief-history-of-wrapping-paper/266599/\">http://m.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/12/wrappers-delight-a-brief-history-of-wrapping-paper/266599/</a> via @sco","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 23 18:21:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"282913834908393472","full_text":"Toasting peppercorns and coriander seed for a project. It smells like Katz’s Delicatessen in here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 22 17:36:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"282540064901312513","full_text":"Upon re-reading, this liquor recipe calls for sitting for two weeks, and then mixing in syrup. Not the other way ‘round. So, Epiphany gifts.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 22:19:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"282249012319514626","full_text":"Driving off to find the apocalypse. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Tg90YCM2ku/\">http://instagr.am/p/Tg90YCM2ku/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 20:51:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"282226887814705152","full_text":"Amazing, totally unexpected photographs from an old basement in Portland, Oregon. <a href=\"http://cabel.me/2012/12/19/the-basement/\">http://cabel.me/2012/12/19/the-basement/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 19:58:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"282213368750829568","full_text":"I have driven to Atlanta and back in less time than it’s taken me to go five miles to the end of town and back. It’s crazy out there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 19:11:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"282201521163218944","full_text":"Whatever made me think it would be a good idea to stop in Toys R Us on my lunch break?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 16:12:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"282156676117823491","full_text":"Want a wonderful Lovecraftian retelling of The 12 Days of Christmas? \"My True Lovecraft Gave To Me\" by Eric Lis (audio) <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2012/10/31/drabblecast-262-my-true-lovecraft-gave-to-me/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2012/10/31/drabblecast-262-my-true-lovecraft-gave-to-me/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 14:06:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"282124883993956353","full_text":"Ike &amp; Jane’s downtown is closing today, for good. I’m terribly sad. Health code changes taking effect make their tiny space untenable.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 20 21:21:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"281872095070285824","full_text":"Gluten free bouche de noël from my farmers market. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TeSYmDs2lR/\">http://instagr.am/p/TeSYmDs2lR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 20 18:21:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"281826579561201664","full_text":"It's been 200 years since the publication of the Grimm fairy tales. It may take me another 200 years to podcast them. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/112-the-fleshing-flail-from-heaven\">http://grimmlunch.org/112-the-fleshing-flail-from-heaven</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 20 06:04:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"281641078573109248","full_text":"It’s 1am on a Thursday morning and I just made two gallons of pickling brine. Because, you know, Christmas.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 19 23:56:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"281548675300335617","full_text":"Seeing The Hobbit in IMAX 3D, because if I was ever going to see a movie this way, it would be this one.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 19 21:10:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"281506840091713537","full_text":"The New Yorker's obituary of Robert Bork minces no words. <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/12/postscript-robert-bork-1927-2012.html?mbid=social_mobile_FBshare&t=Postscript%3A+Robert+Bork%2C+1927-2012+%3A+The+New+Yorker\">http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2012/12/postscript-robert-bork-1927-2012.html?mbid=social_mobile_FBshare&t=Postscript%3A+Robert+Bork%2C+1927-2012+%3A+The+New+Yorker</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 19 16:30:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"281436237959671808","full_text":"\"Though words in Ithkuil may sound like a hacking cough, they have an inherent and unavoidable depth.\" Fascinating! <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/12/24/121224fa_fact_foer?currentPage=all\">http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2012/12/24/121224fa_fact_foer?currentPage=all</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 18 22:11:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"281159817207353345","full_text":"Squee! The Hobbit!!!!1!1!!!eleventy-one!!!!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 17 22:07:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"280796263765655552","full_text":"Today I saw an upright bass at an antique store with a tag that read \"Really Big Violin: $800\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 17 01:21:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"280482887164387328","full_text":"It's official! Floorspace Studio is letting me start ecstatic dance in Athens, beginning with a free dance on Jan. 5th! <a href=\"http://www.floorspaceathens.com/wp/events/ecstatic-dance-jan-5th-free/\">http://www.floorspaceathens.com/wp/events/ecstatic-dance-jan-5th-free/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 16 05:42:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"280186184452431872","full_text":"Here's a wonderful letter &amp; email exchange between two neighbors, one of which is an asshole. You can decide which one. <a href=\"http://sephestra.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/16\">http://sephestra.tumblr.com/day/2012/12/16</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 16 04:33:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"280168647031414785","full_text":"Walmart will be happy to sell you a \"Bushmaster Patrolman\" semi-automatic NATO M4 assault rifle. For \"hunting\". <a href=\"http://www.walmart.com/ip/Bushmaster-M4A3-.223-REM-16-Patrol-Carbine/19235996\">http://www.walmart.com/ip/Bushmaster-M4A3-.223-REM-16-Patrol-Carbine/19235996</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 16 03:55:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"280159069933801472","full_text":"I've heard from several people that it was hard to keep all of The Hobbit's dwarves straight. Maybe this will help. <a href=\"http://lotrproject.com/cheatsheet/flowchart.php\">http://lotrproject.com/cheatsheet/flowchart.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 16 03:11:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"280148213665779713","full_text":"Drinking a White Russian. Except for vodka, I used moonshine. And for half &amp; half, eggnog. So... a Jolly Hillbilly?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 16 03:03:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"280145977501949952","full_text":"\"Fairytale of New York: the story behind the Pogues' classic Christmas anthem\" An excellent article on a top rate song. <a href=\"http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/dec/06/fairytale-new-york-pogues-christmas-anthem?CMP=twt_gu\">http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/dec/06/fairytale-new-york-pogues-christmas-anthem?CMP=twt_gu</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 15 02:21:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"279773213758734338","full_text":"Cernunnos is watching over the bar where I'm performing tonight.  @ Go Bar <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TPX30fM2o8/\">http://instagr.am/p/TPX30fM2o8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 14 22:30:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"279715089836285952","full_text":"I'm facilitating a 2 hour ecstatic dance session in Athens next month. Want to hear the working draft of my music mix? <a href=\"https://soundcloud.com/eric-wagoner-1/athens-ecstatic-dance-first\">https://soundcloud.com/eric-wagoner-1/athens-ecstatic-dance-first</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 14 16:05:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"279618137324916736","full_text":"“We Create Athens” A new three minute video showing off much of what I love about Athens. <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/55487757\">http://vimeo.com/55487757</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 14 03:45:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"279432010148225024","full_text":"It’s been twenty years since I’ve seen a meteor shower this active. Great show up there!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 14 02:27:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"279412357132865536","full_text":"Cast Iron Skillet Grain and Gluten Free Pizza <a href=\"http://thedomesticman.com/2012/12/13/cast-iron-skillet-grain-and-gluten-free-pizza/\">http://thedomesticman.com/2012/12/13/cast-iron-skillet-grain-and-gluten-free-pizza/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 14 02:21:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"279410760910766080","full_text":"MT @KellyBrouse Somebody sent Uni of Chicago an astonishing package addressed to Dr. Henry Walton (\"Indiana\") Jones. <a href=\"http://tinyurl.com/chpn3yc\">http://tinyurl.com/chpn3yc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 11 21:40:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"278615191124578304","full_text":"“DIY Ecstatic Dance Jam”, a how-to from McSweeney’s. <a href=\"http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/diy-ecstatic-dance-jam\">http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/diy-ecstatic-dance-jam</a><br><br>(It’s going to be great, y’all, when I get this going in Athens.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 11 18:44:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"278571012495392768","full_text":"Ten gluten-free grain-free holiday cookie recipes. I’ll be coming back to these. <a href=\"http://www.elanaspantry.com/christmas-cookie-round-up/\">http://www.elanaspantry.com/christmas-cookie-round-up/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 11 01:01:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"278303435391107073","full_text":"I had my last ever beginner trapeze class today, closing my first full year of instruction. Now I’m intermediate!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 11 00:48:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"278300089364127744","full_text":"Juniper on the couch, honing her sweet Angry Birds skills. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TE6CGOs2g7/\">http://instagr.am/p/TE6CGOs2g7/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 10 21:44:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"278253798470860800","full_text":"This is my favorite love song that uses Crayola color names for its lyrics. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EELEjeYzfjM\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EELEjeYzfjM</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 10 05:08:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"278003209832902656","full_text":"I don’t think it’s normal for a two year old to have so many three star levels completed in “Angry Birds in Space”. #BizzaroGeniusBaby","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 06 21:47:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"276805069008154625","full_text":"I’d like to start two things in Athens in 2013: an ecstatic dance group and a dinner party colloquia group. One might start very, very soon.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 06 14:52:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"276700620835151872","full_text":"“The People of Sand and Slag” by Paolo Bacigalopi (both a Hugo and Nebula nominee). Oomph. <a href=\"http://windupstories.com/stories/pumpsix/the-people-of-sand-and-slag/\">http://windupstories.com/stories/pumpsix/the-people-of-sand-and-slag/</a><br>Audio: <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2012/10/30/drabblecast-261-the-people-of-sand-and-slag/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2012/10/30/drabblecast-261-the-people-of-sand-and-slag/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 06 12:06:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"276658925263273984","full_text":"The school bus is twenty five minutes late (so far). Which means I’ll be at least twenty minutes late to work. Happy Thursday!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 06 00:01:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"276476337580019714","full_text":"The way of the future. <br><br>(ew.) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S38t0lM2iQ/\">http://instagr.am/p/S38t0lM2iQ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 21:21:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"276073677706113025","full_text":"Weathervane. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S1FnGgM2gP/\">http://instagr.am/p/S1FnGgM2gP/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 19:30:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"276045956548530177","full_text":"‘This Is Ska’: hi-energy documentary on Jamaican dance music from 1964 <a href=\"http://dangerousminds.net/comments/this_is_ska_wonderful_documentary_on_jamaican_dance_music_from_1964\">http://dangerousminds.net/comments/this_is_ska_wonderful_documentary_on_jamaican_dance_music_from_1964</a> via @dangermindsblog &amp; @SnausagePig","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 17:25:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"276014379454042112","full_text":"New hipster barbecue place on Pulaski street. It's good.  @ Pulaski Heights BBQ <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S0qncXs2rB/\">http://instagr.am/p/S0qncXs2rB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 03 21:04:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"275707204026372097","full_text":"Yo @mc_frontalot -- happy birthday!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 03 16:13:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"275633935084564480","full_text":"Looking back at the video to Lionel Richie’s “Hello” with fresh eyes: <br><a href=\"http://youtu.be/zAtLeAnxAkk\">http://youtu.be/zAtLeAnxAkk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 03 14:37:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"275609626874109953","full_text":"Thomas Keller is in town today. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-12-01/five-and-tens-neff-preps-star-chef-kellers-arrival\">http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-12-01/five-and-tens-neff-preps-star-chef-kellers-arrival</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 02 23:32:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"275382053086830593","full_text":"“Look! That man is wearing a skirt! I think he must be from Hawaii.” — Little boy at the Christmas parade","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 02 22:49:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"275371126346088448","full_text":"At the Christmas parade the participants all threw candy for the kids. Except for the redneck in the dune buggy. He threw ketchup packets.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 02 18:16:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"275302498540089345","full_text":"I love reading National Geographic on the iPad via the Newstand app. The interactive features are really well done, as one might expect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 02 18:13:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"275301664855060480","full_text":"There’s a great article in the current NatGeo on Doggerland, a formerly occupied area larger than Great Britain now under the North Sea.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 01 00:13:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"274667513294487552","full_text":"Waiting for Louis (C.K.) @ The Classic Center <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SrGIF6M2sJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/SrGIF6M2sJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 30 15:21:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"274533574496116736","full_text":"It's about time we put the Fish back in Fishmas. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SqJNT_M2nA/\">http://instagr.am/p/SqJNT_M2nA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 29 02:05:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"273970969830359040","full_text":"If I’m ever on Chopped &amp; given a lb of horrifically freezer burned white fish, half a jar of old salsa, a mushy avocado, &amp; eggs, I’m ready.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 28 20:49:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"273891389778051072","full_text":"“Cool Things To Find” is a song of the Curiosity Mars mission done (very quickly!) in the style of “Dumb Ways to Die” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIy6w_iubSs\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIy6w_iubSs</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 28 20:08:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"273881034473488384","full_text":"Downtown Athens, GA. This is where I work and play. And they don’t even show the half of it. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtl6TCi7mI\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtl6TCi7mI</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 27 22:00:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"273546755759550467","full_text":"\"How to Sound Like the Bee's Knees: A Dictionary of 1920s Slang\" <a href=\"http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/10/how-sound-bees-knees-dictionary-1920s-slang/58146/\">http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2012/10/how-sound-bees-knees-dictionary-1920s-slang/58146/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 27 20:08:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"273518755483635712","full_text":"Yeah, I’m behind the times. Bruno Mars’ official video for The Lazy Song starring Leonard Nemoy (it’s great): <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULOjT9GYdQ\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dULOjT9GYdQ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 27 19:53:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"273515010993565696","full_text":"The Cleverlys cover Bruno Mars’  “The Lazy Song” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyuTsquH9Q\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lyuTsquH9Q</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 26 20:01:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"273154555573837824","full_text":"If Vivian ever was assigned something like this, I’d be marching on down to the school lickety-split. <a href=\"http://deserthooker.tumblr.com/post/36570901798/girljanitor-steve-bowler-tweeted-a-photo-of-an\">http://deserthooker.tumblr.com/post/36570901798/girljanitor-steve-bowler-tweeted-a-photo-of-an</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 26 18:28:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"273131031996026882","full_text":"Today I made a trapeze routine out of rolling open my big garage door, digging in my chest freezers, &amp; closing the door again. Yay, dance!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 26 15:53:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"273092149707419649","full_text":"Now is the time of year to gorge on Mandarin oranges from Chaffin Family Orchards. If you've never had them, you ought. <a href=\"http://www.chaffinfamilyorchards.net/?page_id=1287\">http://www.chaffinfamilyorchards.net/?page_id=1287</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 26 02:12:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"272885626376945664","full_text":"\"Game over, the thrashing will continue for a bit, but it won’t change the outcome. Microsoft has failed.\" <a href=\"http://semiaccurate.com/2012/11/14/microsoft-has-failed/\">http://semiaccurate.com/2012/11/14/microsoft-has-failed/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 25 23:29:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"272844511737159680","full_text":"Vivian tells me Santa is going to come down the chimney, find her iPad, and install the apps she wants. #kidsthesedays","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 25 20:54:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"272805601686474754","full_text":"Juniper came up to me with her face kind of scrunched up funny, opened her mouth, and said, “E.T. phone home”.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 25 16:27:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"272738304754073600","full_text":"\"I've started telling my daughters I'm beautiful\" <a href=\"http://offbeatfamilies.com/2012/11/telling-daughters-im-beautiful\">http://offbeatfamilies.com/2012/11/telling-daughters-im-beautiful</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 24 17:14:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"272387705705476097","full_text":"We waited 70 minutes, but the time has come for Viv and I to accept that the trapeze studio really is closed today. We have the sads.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 24 03:13:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"272176209075519489","full_text":"Juniper is throwing a Gorillaz dance and sing along party in her crib right now. You must be three or younger to enter.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 23 22:15:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"272100971994308608","full_text":"The turkey after roasting a mere 45 minutes. Jacques Pépin, you mad genius. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SY257_s2lb/\">http://instagr.am/p/SY257_s2lb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 23 20:27:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"272073842128723968","full_text":"Just put the turkey on to boil. I can’t help but think I’ve fallen prey to an elaborate Jacques Pépin joke.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 23 18:34:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"272045535354048513","full_text":"“Book’ll be entirely finished &amp; ready to ship next week. In the meantime, your address, please, so that I might begin to brief my pigeons.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 23 17:35:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"272030680651816960","full_text":"My senator, Saxby Chambliss, does something I agree with. I wasn't sure that was possible.  <a href=\"http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/22/chambliss-fires-off-on-norquists-anti-tax-pledge/\">http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/11/22/chambliss-fires-off-on-norquists-anti-tax-pledge/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 23 17:21:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"272027095323013120","full_text":"As I sprinkle finishing salt on the omelette, the voice in my head shouts “Finish him!”<br><br>And I’ve never even played Mortal Combat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 23 16:09:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"272009021916053505","full_text":"\"Jacques Pépin’s Steam-Powered Turkey\" I think I'll give this a try today. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/steamed-turkey-the-jacques-pepin-way.html?_r=0\">http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/steamed-turkey-the-jacques-pepin-way.html?_r=0</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 22 17:48:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"271671454033121281","full_text":"My contribution to the Thanksgiving meal: quart mason jars filled with homemade alcohol.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 22 02:12:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"271436048943423488","full_text":"It feels very strange not being at my parents’ house in Missouri with my sisters for Thanksgiving. We’re all far flung now. I miss them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 21 03:40:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"271095798979260416","full_text":"Swapping out the Prototype library for jquery in an application that heavily uses javascript? Not so easy, but necessary. Sigh.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 20 15:40:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"270914526545846272","full_text":"The book I helped recipe test came out today. It's a really well done book. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SQbazLs2na/\">http://instagr.am/p/SQbazLs2na/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 20 14:01:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"270889577823211523","full_text":"\"The Care and Feeding of Mammalian Bipeds, v. 2.1\"<br>by M. Darusha Wehm.<br>It's a story written from my point of view! <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2012/11/15/ep369-the-care-and-feeding-of-mammalian-bipeds-v-2-1/\">http://escapepod.org/2012/11/15/ep369-the-care-and-feeding-of-mammalian-bipeds-v-2-1/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 16:37:44 +0000 2022","id_str":"1513556916919746565","full_text":"Boarding an airplane is just like I remember. Got in line right when my upgraded section was called but somehow the entire area was full of people and my “dedicated overhead storage” is actually at the back of the plane.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 13:57:32 +0000 2022","id_str":"1510255111985147919","full_text":"Fifty here and I’ve been lucky enough to have had several careers (some simultaneously) while I try to get this sorted. Starting to feel like maybe I’m getting short of runway though… <a href=\"https://twitter.com/SummerSongGirl/status/1509860603074170885\">https://twitter.com/SummerSongGirl/status/1509860603074170885</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 19 20:12:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"270620570125754368","full_text":"The cutest song ever about dumb ways to die: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 19 16:35:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"270565855677513728","full_text":"The guy who made my hotdog on the sidewalk at 2am Saturday night just does that as a hobby. He’s really a bladesmith. <a href=\"http://goexec.com/BLS_Knives_Page.html\">http://goexec.com/BLS_Knives_Page.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 19 16:28:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"270564300618346496","full_text":"“I think it’s good to get used to the lady parts, to not make them shame-filled things.” -- Sarah Silverman <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU&feature=watch-vrec\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gfg4OMrqCU&feature=watch-vrec</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 19 01:01:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"270330849432596481","full_text":"Longhorn Steakhouse is running a “real men don’t eat quiche” commercial. I thought we moved past that. Twenty years ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 18 01:20:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"269973200711061504","full_text":"A little hot apple cider with my dinner. Also with bourbon. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SJvaCPs2iR/\">http://instagr.am/p/SJvaCPs2iR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 17 22:29:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"269930233682087936","full_text":"It’s been a while since I was called a fag for wearing a kilt. Last time was also guys coming out of the football game. Coincidence, surely.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 17 20:06:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"269894344624988161","full_text":"At a skating rink birthday party for my favorite 4 year old. Difficulty level: one functioning Achilles’ tendon.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 17 04:13:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"269654518847922177","full_text":"When I moved to Athens in 1997 it seemed everyone I met was in a band. Or several. Tomorrow, I finally take the stage at the 40 Watt myself.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 19:52:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"269528463298420736","full_text":"A friend's rant encapsulates why I don't give change to Salvation Army bell ringers. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/269528463298420736-A72OtZhCYAAAOn0.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/269528463298420736-A72OtZhCYAAAOn0.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 16:50:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"269482630867734528","full_text":"I was told there are 50 different pots of chili here today. I don’t know if she meant that as a challenge, but there’s no going back now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 16:40:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"269480174788153344","full_text":"Eating chili for the food bank.  @ Little Kings Shuffle Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SGPLEcs2ia/\">http://instagr.am/p/SGPLEcs2ia/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 16:10:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"269472539770757120","full_text":"The chances the changes are all yours to make<br>The mold of your life is in your hands to break.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAbgpmbDZM\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAbgpmbDZM</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 15 17:33:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"269130921704304640","full_text":"Q: Why do (some) geeks like kinky sex? <br><br>A: Magic, wizards, robots, and spaceships are just kind of hot. <br><br><a href=\"http://io9.com/5959108/why-do-geeks-like-kinky-sex?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_twitter&utm_source=io9_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow\">http://io9.com/5959108/why-do-geeks-like-kinky-sex?utm_campaign=socialflow_io9_twitter&utm_source=io9_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 15 15:53:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"269105853389484033","full_text":"The inaugural full show by Athens’ Underground Dance Society, “Hidden In Plain Sight”, is this weekend at Canopy: <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/performance-art/2012-11-14/underground-dance-society-ready-revolution\">http://onlineathens.com/performance-art/2012-11-14/underground-dance-society-ready-revolution</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 18:43:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"268786143489826816","full_text":"“’When you hung that sign by the entrance that says, WELCOME TO FLAVOR TOWN!, were you just messing with our heads?” <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html\">http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/14/dining/reviews/restaurant-review-guys-american-kitchen-bar-in-times-square.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 17:56:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"268774485493170176","full_text":"\"Life Partners Who Aren't — And Never Will Be — Lovers\" There are many ways to make families, and many kinds of love. <a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/life-partners-who-arent-and-never-will-be\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/annanorth/life-partners-who-arent-and-never-will-be</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 17:02:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"268760812305387521","full_text":"Edward Gorey crossed with George R. R. Martin? Yes, please! (so, so many spoilers!) <a href=\"http://curtana.deviantart.com/art/A-very-Gorey-ASOIAFabet-136221073\">http://curtana.deviantart.com/art/A-very-Gorey-ASOIAFabet-136221073</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 15:15:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"268733992994492416","full_text":"My new favorite Tumblr is “Windows 95 Tips, Tricks, and Tweaks”. It’s so, so good.<br><br><a href=\"http://windows95tips.tumblr.com\">http://windows95tips.tumblr.com</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 02:20:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"268538927282020352","full_text":"I was just asked, and this was a serious question, “Can you do a Sméagol impression?”<br><br>(Yes. Of course.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 00:15:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"268507522812485632","full_text":"This is my life. For reals. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/R_UrW9M2is/\">http://instagr.am/p/R_UrW9M2is/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 13 23:00:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"268488503506112512","full_text":"Combat Kitchenware, now on Kickstarter. Dinner is coming. Prepare yourself. <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901693996/combat-kitchenware\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1901693996/combat-kitchenware</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 13 16:34:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"268391302746484738","full_text":"I heard a fun little story this morning called “Springtime for Deathtraps” by Marjorie James. I think you’ll like it. <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2012/11/01/ep368-springtime-for-deathtraps/\">http://escapepod.org/2012/11/01/ep368-springtime-for-deathtraps/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 13 15:36:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"268376773501284352","full_text":"“Do you really want to possibly be known forever as the Pre-Natal Massage Spunk Lady?” A gem from Pamie: <a href=\"http://pamie.com/2012/11/how-i-might-have-just-become-the-newest-urban-legend/\">http://pamie.com/2012/11/how-i-might-have-just-become-the-newest-urban-legend/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 12 15:09:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"268007597649580032","full_text":"“My Wife Hates Time Travel” A fun little story by Adam-Troy Castro <a href=\"http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/my-wife-hates-time-travel/\">http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/my-wife-hates-time-travel/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 12 00:30:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"267786479089102849","full_text":"My friend Kathleen Raven wrote a nice article for the Scientific American on the “bluebelt” in NYC’s Staten Island: <a href=\"http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/2012/11/09/sandy-staten-island-kathleen-raven/\">http://blogs.scientificamerican.com/guest-blog/2012/11/09/sandy-staten-island-kathleen-raven/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 12 00:12:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"267781955381239808","full_text":"‘Tis the season for White Russians made using eggnog.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 11 18:20:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"267693225739964418","full_text":"Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,<br>But I’ll remember, with advantages,<br>What sleep I had that day. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/R5ij55M2vt/\">http://instagr.am/p/R5ij55M2vt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 11 17:55:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"267687111535230976","full_text":"I officially declare today a day of leisure! *looks around, sighs* There’s too much to do. I officially declare a quarter hour of leisure!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 11 17:39:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"267683018095857664","full_text":"I was in mourning, but then I found, in the very back corner of the cupboard, one more quart mason jar of Vermont maple syrup, grade B.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 10 16:39:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"267305495856025600","full_text":"/me adds “award winning baker” to his email signature.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 10 14:56:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"267279549346246656","full_text":"Come and get 'em! @ Athens Farmers Market <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/R2me1cs2qu/\">http://instagr.am/p/R2me1cs2qu/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 10 13:22:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"267256017828577280","full_text":"At the Athens Farmers Market this morning, $5 will let you taste and judge every pie on the table. Come judge my pie! (Not a euphemism.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 10 05:57:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"267143920910213122","full_text":"The last two pies went in the oven at one in the morning. I’m not entirely sane.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 10 02:10:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"267086802291134466","full_text":"Right now I’m making two steak and kidney pies. After them, three apple green chile cheddar pies. Eat them at the farmers market tomorrow!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 09 19:11:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"266981350869958656","full_text":"How to make Butternut Squash Chinese 5-Spice Liqueur. Yes, you read that right. <a href=\"http://food52.com/blog/4828_a_warmly_spiced_autumn_liqueur_made_at_home\">http://food52.com/blog/4828_a_warmly_spiced_autumn_liqueur_made_at_home</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 09 16:43:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"266944002828431360","full_text":"A fascinating mashup of geography &amp; social media: “Mapping Racist Tweets in Response to President Obama's Re-election” <a href=\"http://www.floatingsheep.org/2012/11/mapping-racist-tweets-in-response-to.html?m=1\">http://www.floatingsheep.org/2012/11/mapping-racist-tweets-in-response-to.html?m=1</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 09 15:02:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"266918604497383424","full_text":"“The Rolling Jubilee: A bailout of the people by the people.” Wow. This is pretty amazing.<br> <a href=\"http://howtosharpenpencils.tumblr.com/post/35285338188/the-peoples-bailout\">http://howtosharpenpencils.tumblr.com/post/35285338188/the-peoples-bailout</a> <a href=\"http://rollingjubilee.org\">http://rollingjubilee.org</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 08 16:45:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"266582130719600642","full_text":"The reason Mitt Romney lost is clear. As with so many things, oh! so many, there is a simple ornithological explanation <a href=\"http://hootingyard.org/archives/10563\">http://hootingyard.org/archives/10563</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 08 15:06:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"266557279913009153","full_text":"The 2013 Fantasy Pin-Up Calendar, benefiting Heifer International, is ready to pre-order. Bradbury! Gaiman! Pratchett! <a href=\"http://thetinkerspacks.bigcartel.com/product/pre-order-2013-pin-up-calendar\">http://thetinkerspacks.bigcartel.com/product/pre-order-2013-pin-up-calendar</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 08 11:59:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"266510195281231873","full_text":"Sleep deficit? I really have no idea what you'rzzzzzzzzzzzz... <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RxIoMQs2rT/\">http://instagr.am/p/RxIoMQs2rT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 07 19:37:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"266263018508259328","full_text":"“Why I Write About Polyamory, And The Dangers Therein” <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2012/11/why-i-write-about-polyamory-and-the-dangers-therein/\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2012/11/why-i-write-about-polyamory-and-the-dangers-therein/</a><br><br>Gemfile:<br>source ‘<a href=\"http://theferrett.com\">http://theferrett.com</a>’<br>gem ‘theferrett’","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 07 14:29:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"266185629572943873","full_text":"“I can’t decide if that cloak looks more warm or more cool.”<br><br>I assured the fellow that it’s both.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 20:34:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"265914955835006977","full_text":"My mind’s been chugging along all day on how to start an ecstatic dance group here, where it would be, how it would work, and what I’d play.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 17:48:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"265873206156603392","full_text":"I banged the hell out of my achilles tendon at my heel somehow while hiking or dancing &amp; now it’s a chore to do things like stand or walk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 15:39:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"265840782433456128","full_text":"Through the woodland, through the valley<br>Comes a horseman wild &amp; free<br>Tilting at the Windmills passing<br>Who can this brave young horseman be?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 14:27:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"265822795957669888","full_text":"Epic Rap Battles of History: Doc Brown vs. Doctor Who <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDj7gvc_dsA\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDj7gvc_dsA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 13:04:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"265801822231465985","full_text":"In about 80% of the offices up for election today, the incumbent was running unopposed. Truly we live in an age of peace and harmony.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 12:29:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"265793083566862337","full_text":"We're voting! @ Voting at Sandy Cross Fire Department <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RsCfzks2hf/\">http://instagr.am/p/RsCfzks2hf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 05 19:44:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"265540166901452801","full_text":"The afternoon Atlanta&lt;-&gt;Albuquerque flight arrived &amp; turned around before the morning flight did. I am, of course, booked on the morning one","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 05 15:38:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"265478225210253314","full_text":"Badass obituary alert!<br><a href=\"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/military-obituaries/9652337/Vasili-Zvansov.html\">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/military-obituaries/9652337/Vasili-Zvansov.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 05 14:18:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"265458077485133826","full_text":"So long, Santa Fe. You’ve been very good to me. You’ve also been clever in trying to get me to move back here, but I can see through you.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 04 20:29:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"265189075286364160","full_text":"I took a bunch of pictures at Tent Rocks National Monument. Here's an automagically generated gallery of them.  <a href=\"https://www.icloud.com/journal/#4;CAEQARoQ9RpA8P-niytq_QDuLOdprg;08C592BC-17C1-4B48-BF82-BA97D6901EFD\">https://www.icloud.com/journal/#4;CAEQARoQ9RpA8P-niytq_QDuLOdprg;08C592BC-17C1-4B48-BF82-BA97D6901EFD</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 04 19:48:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"265178797404463105","full_text":"Tent Rocks National Monument. It was a spectacular hike. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RnrKmms2hr/\">http://instagr.am/p/RnrKmms2hr/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 03 15:42:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"264754469718327296","full_text":"Green chile apple pie with melted cheddar and vanilla ice cream. It was amazing.  @ Zia Diner <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RkqQPus2nA/\">http://instagr.am/p/RkqQPus2nA/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 15:28:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"264388463506374657","full_text":"“You were asleep when the cart came by. I brought you one of each of the snacks. I hope that’s ok.”<br><br>I love flying in a nearly empty plane.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 01:02:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"264170542410649600","full_text":"Jupiter and the nearly full moon are putting on a lovely show rising together tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 01 15:28:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"264026030816256001","full_text":"Oh, Vivian. I can't even begin to tell you what's up with that pose of hers. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Rfevm3M2s7/\">http://instagr.am/p/Rfevm3M2s7/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 01 15:11:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"264021913960054784","full_text":"Three years ago today, on a whim, I started growing a beard for an internet art project. It became much more than that. <a href=\"http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/archive/\">http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/archive/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 01 14:37:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"264013182237020160","full_text":"One of my favorite Milwaukee musicians has a new solo album out. Here’s his song “Don’t Be Creepin’”: <a href=\"http://littleotik.bandcamp.com/track/dont-be-creepin\">http://littleotik.bandcamp.com/track/dont-be-creepin</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 01 10:27:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"263950320122593280","full_text":"Vivian's jack-o-lanterns: Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Re8eSUs2nZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/Re8eSUs2nZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 21:00:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"263747265494130688","full_text":"Is Halloween overcommercialized? Has candy, costumes distracted us from placating demons to ensure a bountiful harvest? <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McggLIYmnE\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0McggLIYmnE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 15:45:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"263667897442893824","full_text":"HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA! There’s just enough time in the workday for the five hour loop of He-Man singing. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=related\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=related</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 14:57:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"263655950961999872","full_text":"There may not be definitive answers to making mono/poly relationships work, but this dialog offers perspective to both: <a href=\"http://www.morethantwo.com/polymonodialog.html\">http://www.morethantwo.com/polymonodialog.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 14:13:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"263644810886397952","full_text":"I’m wearing my greatcloak around town today. Most people think it’s because it’s Halloween, but really it’s because I’ve got a greatcloak.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 13:35:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"263635222262865920","full_text":"Hey ho for Hallow E'en<br>A' the witches tae be seen<br>Some in black and some in green<br>Hey ho for Hallow E'en. <br><br>Happy Samhain!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 30 13:50:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"263276797414748161","full_text":"Saturday night's alright for sleeping / I get a little dreamin' in. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RaKKGLM2mx/\">http://instagr.am/p/RaKKGLM2mx/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 30 00:31:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"263075568352890880","full_text":"Juniper wanted a kitty-o-lantern, so I made her this. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RYuui0s2i8/\">http://instagr.am/p/RYuui0s2i8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 20:24:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"263013346889064449","full_text":"Oh no! The HMS Bounty (the 1960s replica of the 1789 tall ship) was lost at sea today, a victim of Sandy. <a href=\"http://www.tallshipbounty.org\">http://www.tallshipbounty.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 19:37:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"263001603622195200","full_text":"Here are about 800 more images of the Wild Rumpus. It was such a great time. One of my favorite nights in Athens. <a href=\"http://spotted.onlineathens.com/galleries/428078/\">http://spotted.onlineathens.com/galleries/428078/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 19:27:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"262999222654218241","full_text":"Here are a good number of lovely images from Saturday’s Wild Rumpus: <a href=\"http://www.redandblack.com/photo-gallery-wild-rumpus/collection_2c005be4-2143-11e2-afa3-001a4bcf6878.html\">http://www.redandblack.com/photo-gallery-wild-rumpus/collection_2c005be4-2143-11e2-afa3-001a4bcf6878.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 18:01:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"262977400030236672","full_text":"If you haven’t seen the official postscript to Doctor Who’s “The Angels Take Manhattan”, watch it now: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWU6XL9xI4k\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWU6XL9xI4k</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 28 18:02:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"262615415170154496","full_text":"Principal's List <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RVdgfWs2kr/\">http://instagr.am/p/RVdgfWs2kr/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 28 17:41:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"262609936477986816","full_text":"Just looked in the mirror &amp; saw ab muscles for the first time in 24 years. Guess all those upside down crunches on the trapeze are working.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 28 17:04:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"262600646690238466","full_text":"Juniper picked up the iPhone, unlocked it, and immediately found and started playing Regina Spektor songs. Sometimes you have a craving.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 27 01:32:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"262003914243702785","full_text":"I’m here at sound check, and let me tell you: tonight’s Burlesque Beta is off the chain. You’ve got an hour to get to the Go Bar.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 21:56:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"261949519615361024","full_text":"Three different salads for dinner.  @ The Branded Butcher <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RQuqayM2jk/\">http://instagr.am/p/RQuqayM2jk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 19:12:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"261908166420336640","full_text":"I’m not into arcade-style fighting games, but I grabbed this free iOS app after reading the feature list: <a href=\"https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/punch-quest/id554223561?mt=8\">https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/punch-quest/id554223561?mt=8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 17:46:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"261886539787821056","full_text":"“Why Is Dad So Mad?” Kids just don’t understand the dark side of George Lucas.<br><a href=\"http://theboardofeducation.bandcamp.com/track/why-is-dad-so-mad\">http://theboardofeducation.bandcamp.com/track/why-is-dad-so-mad</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 15:40:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"261854859706380290","full_text":"Oh lord almighty! “Flex Mex”: A hexaflexagon made from a tortilla.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwrVAbV56o\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTwrVAbV56o</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 15:08:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"261846793019613184","full_text":"I’m so happy that someone filmed Killian Cat-Rah’s amazingly fun “Total Yodel Medley”: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N48TRUM7oYE\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N48TRUM7oYE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 14:23:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"261835481615060992","full_text":"“And now,” cried Max, “let the wild rumpus start!”<br><br><a href=\"http://m.onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-10-25/wild-rumpus-parade-paying-homage-moon-saturday\">http://m.onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-10-25/wild-rumpus-parade-paying-homage-moon-saturday</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 25 15:02:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"261482821569359872","full_text":"So, one of the few people in North America who hand-forges chef knives is right here in Athens. <a href=\"http://clatl.com/atlanta/the-knifemaker-bloodroot-blades/Content?oid=6733405\">http://clatl.com/atlanta/the-knifemaker-bloodroot-blades/Content?oid=6733405</a>  <a href=\"http://www.etsy.com/shop/BloodrootBlades?ref=search_shop_redirect\">http://www.etsy.com/shop/BloodrootBlades?ref=search_shop_redirect</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 24 22:12:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"261228767735848961","full_text":"In today’s Brother’s Grimm tale, a hedgehog rides a rooster, plays the bagpipes, and tend to his pigs. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/108-hans-my-hedgehog\">http://grimmlunch.org/108-hans-my-hedgehog</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 24 21:15:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"261214324285136898","full_text":"“The alternative [to cheating] is the combination of honesty, integrity, and aligning our actions with our values.” <a href=\"http://www.charlieglickman.com/2012/10/polyamory-isnt-an-alternative-to-cheating/\">http://www.charlieglickman.com/2012/10/polyamory-isnt-an-alternative-to-cheating/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 24 20:23:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"261201183685898241","full_text":"“Why do the English (and other cultures) not refrigerate eggs? Are they magical eggs?” No. They respect their food. <a href=\"http://london-syndrome.tumblr.com/post/33638880930/british-eggs-mystery-solved\">http://london-syndrome.tumblr.com/post/33638880930/british-eggs-mystery-solved</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"10"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 24 11:58:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"261074192752050176","full_text":"“Learnable Progamming: Designing a programming system for understanding programs” An informative illustrated essay.<br><a href=\"http://worrydream.com/LearnableProgramming/\">http://worrydream.com/LearnableProgramming/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 23 21:47:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"260860083183951872","full_text":"I’ve taken a few weeks off due to busy-ness, but I’m back with a fresh Brothers Grimm tale: “The Two Travelers” <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/107-the-two-travellers\">http://grimmlunch.org/107-the-two-travellers</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 23 14:09:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"260744874456928256","full_text":"“allow the truth of the relationship to define the form it takes, rather than traditional ideas of how it should look” <a href=\"http://303magazine.com/2012/08/alternatives-to-monogamy-polyamory/\">http://303magazine.com/2012/08/alternatives-to-monogamy-polyamory/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 23 12:16:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"260716254917177345","full_text":"Enjoying DJ Shoom’s “TechNoir” set on my commute today. Starts with Humphrey Bogart dialogue &amp; gets better from there. <a href=\"http://www.goa-shoom.net/mixes/shoom/technoir.html\">http://www.goa-shoom.net/mixes/shoom/technoir.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 23 00:59:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"260545935774466048","full_text":"OH: “…to me, i was putting happy little gnome heads on my toes. But now that you point it out, I can totally see your point.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 23 00:48:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"260543092715814914","full_text":"Old Bunnies “proud &amp; empowered by their beauty and sexuality, at the same time stricken by the fleeting nature of it.“ <a href=\"http://archieli.com/old-playboy-bunnies-by-robyn-twomey/\">http://archieli.com/old-playboy-bunnies-by-robyn-twomey/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 22 19:58:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"260470272078016512","full_text":"“You’re familiar with the story of Pandora, right? Hope is usually conveyed as being a good thing. What if it’s not?” <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/hope-the-love-version/\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/hope-the-love-version/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 22 19:15:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"260459343143653376","full_text":"The committee fails to recognize that Dr. Jones is even remotely proficient [in] archaeological scholarship &amp; practice. <a href=\"http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/back-from-yet-another-globetrotting-adventure-indiana-jones-checks-his-mail-and-discovers-that-his-bid-for-tenure-has-been-denied\">http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/back-from-yet-another-globetrotting-adventure-indiana-jones-checks-his-mail-and-discovers-that-his-bid-for-tenure-has-been-denied</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 21 18:44:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"260089150097731584","full_text":"Yes, argumentative lady with a hundred items in your cart and a pile of rain checks tying up the only express lane: I’m judging you.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 20 20:15:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"259749781503610880","full_text":"Good lord, y’all. This hard maple ginger apple cider is one of the best things I’ve ever brewed.  <a href=\"http://yfrog.com/oe4gobnxj\">http://yfrog.com/oe4gobnxj</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 20 18:35:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"259724513175035904","full_text":"Pulled pork, beef brisket, ribs, leg of lamb, salmon filet. Let’s eat, y’all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 20 12:53:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"259638596389195776","full_text":"Yup. I hope I don't have to eat all this by myself, but I will if I have to. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RATwWCs2jt/\">http://instagr.am/p/RATwWCs2jt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 20 06:08:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"259536608632659968","full_text":"The first step to good barbecue: good coals. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Q_lZLgM2uY/\">http://instagr.am/p/Q_lZLgM2uY/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 20 04:41:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"259514608769986561","full_text":"The Kleptones are keeping me company as I do my yearly all-nighter cooking pork, beef, lamb, chicken, and more for my farmers market feast.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 16:22:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"259328781381148674","full_text":"I slept in this morning, but tonight I’ll be up most the night barbecuing my weight in local sustainable meats.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 03:10:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"259129408957321217","full_text":"Well, that went off pretty much without a hitch. This sysadmin stuff is stressful, yo!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 02:24:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"259117678709575681","full_text":"All my server migration scripts are humming along. I’ve got Annie Nightingale blaring and I’m dancing around the office while they work.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 18 20:56:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"259035337077190656","full_text":"Somewhere nearby someone is practicing the tuba for the clown brigade in the Wild Rumpus. He just played the theme to Sanford &amp; Son.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 18 18:21:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"258996258948141056","full_text":"“maybe the point of monogamous culture isn’t about who gets to sleep w/ whom, but who gets to be perceived as a couple” <a href=\"http://solopoly.net/2012/09/29/whats-a-metamour-on-my-terms/\">http://solopoly.net/2012/09/29/whats-a-metamour-on-my-terms/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 17 18:48:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"258640574448553984","full_text":"Today I’m talking with a UGA graduate level folklore class about the Brothers Grimm fairy tales. Since I’m an expert and all.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 17 02:05:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"258388281018945536","full_text":"“... individualistic, academic, nonconformist &amp; stimulated by complexity. Polyamorous people are the nerds of love.” <a href=\"http://www.xtra.ca/public/Vancouver/Nonmonogamy_and_nerdiness_in_BC_Poly_Camp-12528.aspx\">http://www.xtra.ca/public/Vancouver/Nonmonogamy_and_nerdiness_in_BC_Poly_Camp-12528.aspx</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 17 01:09:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"258374251168546817","full_text":"I am really pleased how my maple ginger apple cider came out. If you're at my house Saturday, you can help m <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Q3Uybvs2hd/\">http://instagr.am/p/Q3Uybvs2hd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 20:47:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"258308106218508288","full_text":"I can neither confirm nor deny that I have a tuba. <a href=\"http://cheezburger.com/6643181312\">http://cheezburger.com/6643181312</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 04:40:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"258064972104491008","full_text":"\"The Cardinals are the Yankees now? How did that happen?\" I'm not a baseball junkie anymore but I still love the Cards. <a href=\"http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/39813962/\">http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/39813962/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 02:17:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"258028882731626496","full_text":"Best I can tell, the ideal repair person for Craftsman riding mowers can lift 1000 pounds, has hands the size of a toddler’s, &amp; three arms.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 00:02:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"257994996681158657","full_text":"“Tapioca is inherently sad. Delicious, I grant you, but a sad, sad food.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 15 14:01:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"257843723034034176","full_text":"Girls’ toddler Cookie Monster costume vs. Boys’ toddler Cookie Monster costume. Both from the same mainstream store. <a href=\"http://sparkamovement.tumblr.com/post/33168668916/girls-toddler-cookie-monster-costume-vs-boys\">http://sparkamovement.tumblr.com/post/33168668916/girls-toddler-cookie-monster-costume-vs-boys</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 14 23:01:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"257617120823762944","full_text":"I’m not not spending my entire evening watching Bill Bailey videos. <br><br>“Duelling Sitars”? So, so good. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SBue1DuCyc&feature=related\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SBue1DuCyc&feature=related</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 14 22:05:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"257603090587463680","full_text":"“Sexuality on Sesame Street: Learning Womanhood from Child's Play” <a href=\"http://forward.com/articles/163833/sexuality-on-sesame-street/?p=all\">http://forward.com/articles/163833/sexuality-on-sesame-street/?p=all</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 14 18:40:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"257551385585926145","full_text":"C'est lui, dans la nuit- Docteur Qui<br>Il voyage dans le Tardis. Le boite de telephone. Fantastique d'espace!<br><br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=p18w4VhL8zI&noredirect=1\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=p18w4VhL8zI&noredirect=1</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 12 12:43:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"256736933500313600","full_text":"Juniper is obsessed with the 1980’s “Super Mario Brothers Super Show” cartoon, and does all the dialogue. Yes, she’s still two.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 11 23:10:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"256532234515927040","full_text":"\"what makes me happy? texts that say, 'have a good day &amp; try not to burn anything to the ground in a rage.'\" Very NSFW. <a href=\"http://bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com/2011/02/but-would-you-go-down-on-woman.html\">http://bitchesgottaeat.blogspot.com/2011/02/but-would-you-go-down-on-woman.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 11 16:51:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"256436995436453888","full_text":"Cats That Look Like Pinup Girls. (dot tumblr dot com, of course) <a href=\"http://catsthatlooklikepinupgirls.tumblr.com\">http://catsthatlooklikepinupgirls.tumblr.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 11 13:30:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"256386264092262400","full_text":"Earlier this year, I Kickstarted some underpants. Got them last night &amp; they’re really great. Hooray for the internet! <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jakehimself/flint-and-tinder-premium-mens-underwear\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jakehimself/flint-and-tinder-premium-mens-underwear</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 11 02:19:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"256217386728964096","full_text":"“Craftsman Tractor Belt: Fits all Craftsman 54 inch tractors.”<br><br>Yes, much like Homer Simpson’s muumuu fits me. <br><br>Bastards.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 20:35:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"256130783230709761","full_text":"My calendar just reminded me that I’ll be 15,000 days old tomorrow.<br><br>I like nice round numbers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 15:37:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"256055825112657920","full_text":"ProTip: The perfect soundtrack for beating MySQL &amp; Apache into submission on a newly provisioned server is JG Thirlwell <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/22132926\">http://vimeo.com/22132926</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 09 17:09:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"255716557303468032","full_text":"“Winner dies after roach-eating contest in South Florida” <a href=\"http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/os-roach-eating-contest-death-20121008,0,5042843.story\">http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/state/os-roach-eating-contest-death-20121008,0,5042843.story</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 23:02:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"255443077253181440","full_text":"Blood tests are in and I don’t have diabetes. Which is nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 20:14:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"255400866000023553","full_text":"“Employing Expensive Electronic Equipment, an Earthling’s Expert Eye Examines an Exceptionally Evolved Egg” <a href=\"http://www.alphabetapocrypha.com/E.html\">http://www.alphabetapocrypha.com/E.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 20:06:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"255398783100268544","full_text":"“So. A coherent Prometheus with facehuggers and a probable Blade Runner connection. I want to see that film.” <a href=\"http://www.themarysue.com/prometheus-directors-cut-blade-runner-connection/\">http://www.themarysue.com/prometheus-directors-cut-blade-runner-connection/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 19:22:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"255387590096728064","full_text":"Here’s an interesting theory about the timeline in the current season of Doctor Who. I hope it’s true. <a href=\"http://www.cultbox.co.uk/features/opinion/5006-doctor-who-series-7-out-of-order\">http://www.cultbox.co.uk/features/opinion/5006-doctor-who-series-7-out-of-order</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 18:50:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"255379762845995008","full_text":"If you saw me driving around today laughing &amp; crying, I wasn’t having a mental break. This time. I was listening to the Tig Notaro concert.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 18:41:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"255377511054180353","full_text":"Are you a work at home mommy? Here’s a shirt to wear around your office. <a href=\"http://www.unitedpixelworkers.com/products/mommys-working\">http://www.unitedpixelworkers.com/products/mommys-working</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 17:52:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"255364988594704384","full_text":"Watch this video of Megan Jean &amp; The KFB performing “These Bones” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQp3u-dWhMg\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQp3u-dWhMg</a> &amp; then pre-order the next album: <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1984071695/megan-jean-and-the-klay-family-album\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1984071695/megan-jean-and-the-klay-family-album</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 15 19:33:24 +0000 2022","id_str":"1503816651954958343","full_text":"My first doctor appointment since turning fifty, and as a present they gave me a team of specialists. #OldManWagoner","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 15 19:10:46 +0000 2022","id_str":"1503810959793692672","full_text":"Now we’ll never get back that hour they stole from us. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1503798373375262723\">https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1503798373375262723</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 14 03:46:37 +0000 2022","id_str":"1503215998702432257","full_text":"Preemptive daylight-saving-Monday painkiller <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1503215998702432257-FNx--aiUYAIDmER.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1503215998702432257-FNx--aiUYAIDmER.jpg\"></a></li><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1503215998702432257-FNx--cOVUAME28u.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1503215998702432257-FNx--cOVUAME28u.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 14 01:45:23 +0000 2022","id_str":"1503185489138012161","full_text":"@genehack How is it that I lump the frozen items all together first thing and when I get home every single bag has (previously) frozen things in it?<br><br>Why is there ice cream dripping onto bread, and why is that at the bottom of the bag under a heavy tin of tomatoes?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 07 19:56:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"255033754890932224","full_text":"I’ll be performing at the fabulous 40 Watt on November 17th, sharing the bill with the wonderful Los Meesfits: <a href=\"http://youtu.be/yfq1yGPl_s4\">http://youtu.be/yfq1yGPl_s4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 07 02:43:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"254773800749641728","full_text":"Vivian calls my trapeze callouses “skin bags”. So, if she asks to see yours, don’t be alarmed.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 06 16:35:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"254620855018074113","full_text":"I tip-toe down to the shore<br>stand by the ocean<br>make it roar at me<br>and I roar back","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 06 13:15:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"254570576776134656","full_text":"I can vouch for the efficacy of the South Carolina gin. Good morning!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 06 04:00:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"254430912018800642","full_text":"I don’t know if you get emails from Louis C.K., but if you don’t, all I can say is OMG, are you missing out. Holy crap. <a href=\"http://buy.louisck.net/purchase/tig-notaro-live\">http://buy.louisck.net/purchase/tig-notaro-live</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 23:52:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"254368384903421952","full_text":"There is now a locally distilled gin. The area's food system is complete.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Qa3HnmM2lZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/Qa3HnmM2lZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 23:11:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"254358274906914816","full_text":"Juniper’s telling a hilarious joke about Mario &amp; a chicken. I assume it’s hilarious. She can’t stop laughing long enough to get through it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 14:52:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"254232646505345024","full_text":"I couldn't click the \"buy now\" button fast enough.<br><br><a href=\"http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-one-shirt\">http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-one-shirt</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 12:35:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"254198200364314626","full_text":"Professor Vivian, SotM <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QZpp7Ys2rl/\">http://instagr.am/p/QZpp7Ys2rl/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 04 16:48:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"253899334393933825","full_text":"Celebrating National Taco Day out on the rooftop garden.   @ Partner Software <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QXh0RRM2jW/\">http://instagr.am/p/QXh0RRM2jW/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 04 15:30:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"253879865487540224","full_text":"Every time I’ve written the day today, I’ve then said aloud “Good buddy”.<br><br>#dork","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 04 14:41:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"253867442772791296","full_text":"Gandalf and Math, together at last: <a href=\"http://www.qwertee.com/product/you-shall-not-pass-1/\">http://www.qwertee.com/product/you-shall-not-pass-1/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 04 11:52:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"253824962010443776","full_text":"Come enjoy the neighborhood public park, but OMG stay off the grass! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QW_6ejM2qh/\">http://instagr.am/p/QW_6ejM2qh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 04 11:01:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"253812023371124736","full_text":"In 50 minutes, I can have coffee. Surely I can make it that long, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 03 12:56:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"253478687012429824","full_text":"Dancing desk is in full effect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 03 12:31:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"253472388103155712","full_text":"Thievery Corporation, Massive Attack, Moby, Peaches, Ladytron, Gorillaz, The BPA. That ought to do the trick...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 02 19:22:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"253213429236658176","full_text":"“Epic Gallery: 150 Years Of Lesbians And Other Lady-Loving-Ladies” <a href=\"http://www.autostraddle.com/150-years-of-lesbians-144337/\">http://www.autostraddle.com/150-years-of-lesbians-144337/</a> It’s epic *and* awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 02 12:51:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"253115015895322624","full_text":"How did I forget that hexaflexagons exist? This video is so charmingly mind-blowing, even if you already know of them. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVIegSt81k\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIVIegSt81k</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 18:25:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"252836562168066048","full_text":"“MySQL Workbench has encountered a problem and needs to close: Trying to turn past the last page of the wizard”<br><br>Wizards can’t abide that.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 17:34:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"252823840923713538","full_text":"“This song is made entirely with condoms. [Because we can.]” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77TpN2wWBtE\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77TpN2wWBtE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 17:21:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"252820653613383681","full_text":"Had a lovely lunch with a friend I hadn’t seen in nearly 20 years. Thanks, Cindy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 16:07:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"252801864528183296","full_text":"I come out of trapeze class feeling so alive and astounded at how my body feels compared to when I began in January. I’m a different person.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 13:09:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"252757173384384512","full_text":"Came to attend a panel, now I’m on the panel. So it goes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 12:57:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"252754230581022720","full_text":"“+4 Your first college library!”<br><br>Oh, FourSquare. You don’t know me at all.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 11:50:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"252737307126419456","full_text":"How about an indie folk cover of “It’s Such a Good Feeling”? <a href=\"http://colonizingthecosmos.bandcamp.com/track/its-such-a-good-feeling-mister-rogers\">http://colonizingthecosmos.bandcamp.com/track/its-such-a-good-feeling-mister-rogers</a> I think I'll make a snappy new day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 11:24:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"252730641089716224","full_text":"The parking garage smells strongly of burnt toast. I guess someone at the Waffle House on the ground floor is off to a rough start.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 10:00:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"252709686925733888","full_text":"Up and at ‘em, Atom Ant! Also, Eric.<br><br>Ugh.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 02:08:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"252590663382740993","full_text":"OMG Patrick Stewart on The Daily Show!!!! #catchingup <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QOOwnts2hH/\">http://instagr.am/p/QOOwnts2hH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 01:43:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"252584477065351168","full_text":"“…television is ostensibly a passive process, [but] like most things, it’s best when done with friends &amp; shared love.” <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2012/09/watching-with-friends/\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2012/09/watching-with-friends/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 00:11:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"252561256375017473","full_text":"Suddenly extremely sleepy, just in time for my three hour Sunday night routine to prepare for the week ahead. Blerg.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 30 21:09:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"252515521549971456","full_text":"Tasted my ginger maple apple cider as it began its third fermentation, and I was pleasantly surprised how well the ginger comes through.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 29 19:24:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"252126762434166784","full_text":"Here’s a depressing article about what was (for me) one of the highlights of Athens’ food scene: J.B., the sausage man. <a href=\"http://flagpole.com/news/2012/sep/19/wth-athens/\">http://flagpole.com/news/2012/sep/19/wth-athens/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 29 12:33:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"252023288715415554","full_text":"This is really well done: KLINGON STYLE <a href=\"http://owl.li/e5eKY\">http://owl.li/e5eKY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 29 01:29:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"251856138973356032","full_text":"I love a good funnel cake. I am in love with this specific red velvet funnel cake.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QJAqTGM2oB/\">http://instagr.am/p/QJAqTGM2oB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 19:47:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"251770026951077888","full_text":"Fried hominy as a bar snack. This is what corn nuts want to be.   @ The Branded Butcher <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QIZilYs2os/\">http://instagr.am/p/QIZilYs2os/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 15:16:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"251701835256180736","full_text":"Work conference is over, so it’s back to the real world. Which, it turns out, is a pretty amazing place.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 01:02:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"251487061020921856","full_text":"Unexpected dude brought up Star Trek &amp; I got excited talking about Farpoint &amp; he says “no idea what you’re talking about” &amp; I’m such a nerd.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 00:23:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"251477097074290689","full_text":"Tiny Hippo had a tiny train. <a href=\"http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/tiny-hippo-and-the-tiny-train/\">http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/tiny-hippo-and-the-tiny-train/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 22:56:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"251455246977605632","full_text":"“Amanda Palmer Gets Intimate” An interview in Out Magazine.<br><a href=\"http://www.out.com/entertainment/music/2012/09/20/amanda-palmer-neil-gaiman-open-relationship\">http://www.out.com/entertainment/music/2012/09/20/amanda-palmer-neil-gaiman-open-relationship</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 18:32:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"251388957961646081","full_text":"“These brutally honest self-portraits shed light on the truth of what it is like for me to live life as Half of myself” <a href=\"http://juliakozerski.com/half\">http://juliakozerski.com/half</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 14:31:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"251328310527807489","full_text":"There was a single screw sitting centered on my desk in my office, like maybe a calling card warning from the sexy mafia?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 11:28:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"251282168477802496","full_text":"Sure, the truck breaking down on the way to town helped wake me up better than coffee, but it's not nearly as good for my mood.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 10:36:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"251269155980996608","full_text":"“You know, Dad, there are over 2000 girls who don’t like spaghetti sauce, so it’s not so rare.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 09:40:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"251254989874425856","full_text":"My body’s telling me that it does, in fact, need sleep to function. I responded by swigging more cowboy coffee. Maybe tomorrow, sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 26 14:07:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"250959743588397056","full_text":"“And that is how I came to shake the hand of a troll.” Holy wow.<br><a href=\"http://www.traynorseye.com/2012/09/meeting-troll.html?m=1\">http://www.traynorseye.com/2012/09/meeting-troll.html?m=1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 14:55:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"250247126209150976","full_text":"You may say one can’t safely drive while performing an uncannily accurate Bernard Sumner impression, and you may have a point.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 11:35:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"250196765247156224","full_text":"Except for costumes, I haven’t worn pants in a month. It took a while this morn just to find the one good pair that kind of still fit me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 23:45:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"250018164539269120","full_text":"Vivian is in the bath loudly singing, from memory, Strong Bad’s “The System is Down”.<br><br>I accept full credit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 14:59:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"249885687980097536","full_text":"Have you ever been in the middle of a pack of nouveau hippies synchronously raking to “Come On, Eileen” like some sort of Glee routine?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 14:33:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"249879202864717824","full_text":"A big group of us are at 3 Porch Farm, helping them make new strawberry beds.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/P69sLxs2jn/\">http://instagr.am/p/P69sLxs2jn/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 02:15:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"249693463057141760","full_text":"One of my fave authors is having a contest w/ cool prizes, and all the entries have to be puppet shows of scenes from her books. Sounds fun!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 22 21:21:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"249619378004434944","full_text":"Just discovered an old coin from Estrella War XIII in 1997. What a great week that was! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/P5HSM6s2r1/\">http://instagr.am/p/P5HSM6s2r1/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 22 17:35:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"249562537702604800","full_text":"I have few regrets in life, but one is waiting so long to try eating here.   @ Tlaloc <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/P4tqp1s2gy/\">http://instagr.am/p/P4tqp1s2gy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 16:09:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"249178424294404097","full_text":"Chinese cookie has spoken! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/P1_Dyys2gu/\">http://instagr.am/p/P1_Dyys2gu/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 16:05:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"249177544128069633","full_text":"The TVs at this Chinese buffet *claim* to be showing Fox News, but stories on Romney’s terrible campaign and bicycler’s rights? False flag!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 15:51:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"249174088042565632","full_text":"With the new incentives in place (and understood) today alone Vivian has done two weeks’ worth of reading and acing the tests.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 15:49:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"249173517940170752","full_text":"Viv was having trouble motivating herself meeting her weekly school reading goal, so we gave her an incentive involving dragons and the Wii.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 15:06:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"249162710258966529","full_text":"My friend @Wondermade is trying to open a magical marshmallow workshop. Lets help him do that! <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wondermade/help-wondermade-open-a-marshmallow-production-kitc\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wondermade/help-wondermade-open-a-marshmallow-production-kitc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 12:13:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"249119093347741698","full_text":"My job lets me work remotely, but I have to tell them where I am. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/P1kAIus2g-/\">http://instagr.am/p/P1kAIus2g-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 10:00:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"249085718973014016","full_text":"“The Deep Sea Mystery Circle – a love story”<br><a href=\"http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2012/09/18/deep-sea-mystery-circle-love-story/\">http://www.spoon-tamago.com/2012/09/18/deep-sea-mystery-circle-love-story/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 22:16:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"248908538716499969","full_text":"Don at Ben’s Bikes has a 1977 playlist going, and we’re all rocking out at Athens Locally Grown. Oh, no! There goes Tokyo! Go, go Godzilla!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 17:20:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"248834127590223872","full_text":"This video of a mom and dad rapping about being a mom and dad is rather well done. <a href=\"http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsw18k_parents-rap-about-maintaining-their-household_music\">http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xsw18k_parents-rap-about-maintaining-their-household_music</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 14:06:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"248785115784830978","full_text":"“Forgiving, But Not Forgetting, All This Gay Chicken” A well-written piece on rehabilitating corporations. And people. <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2012/09/forgiving-but-not-forgetting-all-this-gay-chicken\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2012/09/forgiving-but-not-forgetting-all-this-gay-chicken</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 12:34:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"248762022282547202","full_text":"“Life really is just life. It doesn’t have to be about stories at all. Sometimes it can just be stuff that happens.” <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/hard-to-tell/\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/hard-to-tell/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 15:42:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"248447016903008256","full_text":"“21 Boxes Filled With Snakes” Exactly what it says on the tin. <a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/21-boxes-filled-with-snakes\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/21-boxes-filled-with-snakes</a> /via @MarisaKC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 15:17:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"248440650977140736","full_text":"Megan Jean &amp; the KFB, a wonderful two-pice band I saw at DragonCon, is kickstarting their new album: <a href=\"http://kck.st/RtkteO\">http://kck.st/RtkteO</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 12:29:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"248398425073266688","full_text":"Today’s XKCD is amazeballs. Or redonkulous. Or some other modern superlative. <a href=\"http://xkcd.com/1110/\">http://xkcd.com/1110/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 11:28:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"248382974410772481","full_text":"Amazon has “Doctor Who: The David Tennant Years” box set for only $70, today only. <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FQ1OQ8/ref=xs_gb_A1B91LAIOEEQI0?pf_rd_p=441937901&pf_rd_s=right-1&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_i=20&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0BX9NFJK9SMGX9XPT1D7\">http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005FQ1OQ8/ref=xs_gb_A1B91LAIOEEQI0?pf_rd_p=441937901&pf_rd_s=right-1&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_i=20&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0BX9NFJK9SMGX9XPT1D7</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 21:05:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"248165931371601923","full_text":"I've been loving and loving and loving<br>I'm exhausted from loving so well<br>I should go to bed<br>But a voice in my head<br>Says \"ah, what the hell\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 20:12:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"248152456322752512","full_text":"It’s time for Stevie Wonder’s Sesame Street performance of “Superstition” while pretending I’m the boy on the balcony. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 19:54:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"248148062416031744","full_text":"A week-long work function next week requires bifurcated garments. Maybe I shouldn’t have burned all my pants.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 18:23:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"248125086425546752","full_text":"“Watching buttercups cup the light <br>Sleeping on a dandelion. <br>Too much, I won't touch you <br>But then I might.”<br>Syd Barrett had a way w/ words","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 18:03:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"248120108843667457","full_text":"On Fictional Ducks, by Frank Key: “What kind of madness is it that would prompt a person to make up a duck?” <a href=\"http://hootingyard.org/archives/10155\">http://hootingyard.org/archives/10155</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 17:14:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"248107761710297088","full_text":"No big deal or anything, but NASA scientists have begun preliminary work on a real FTL warp drive. <a href=\"http://gizmodo.com/5942634/nasa-starts-development-of-real-life-star-trek-warp-drive\">http://gizmodo.com/5942634/nasa-starts-development-of-real-life-star-trek-warp-drive</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 15:32:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"248081993169006592","full_text":"All that you touch <br>All that you see <br>All that you taste <br>All you feel…<br><br>It’s a perfect day for Pink Floyd.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 14:13:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"248062109227810816","full_text":"The B-52s &amp; the Smiths are sharing the stage at the 40 Watt Friday! &lt;checks notes&gt; Sorry, that’s the B-53s &amp; Smithsonian. Same songs though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 06:16:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"247942212279738368","full_text":"\"I would just call them fire vortices but that doesn't sound so sexy to the public, so I would call them fire devils.\" <a href=\"http://www.livescience.com/23258-fire-devil-australia.html\">http://www.livescience.com/23258-fire-devil-australia.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 00:57:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"247861821288116224","full_text":"September 21, 2013 — I’m throwing myself a nerdy 42nd birthday party. You have been warned.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 21:41:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"247812507375394816","full_text":"I’ve never before seen a hobo carrying an actual bindle.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 19:46:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"247783682222477313","full_text":"Today’s Brothers Grimm tale, “The Sweet Porridge”, warns us of the dangers of forgetting how your magical items work. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/103-the-sweet-porridge\">http://grimmlunch.org/103-the-sweet-porridge</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 17:29:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"247749085476564993","full_text":"Learning trapeze positions that gets me wrapped up in the ropes &amp; Ieaves me w/ deep bruises, rope burns, &amp; sore muscles &amp; I love it so much.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 16:39:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"247736647263870976","full_text":"My car is filled with a giant plastic bag filled with three large plastic bags each filled with 100s of small plastic bags. Yay, recycling!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 13:11:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"247684320439975938","full_text":"*This* is Ceti Alpha V!!!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 16 19:36:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"247418761332809728","full_text":"Not that I was getting tired of it or anything, but I just checked to see how much Might Mighty Bosstones I have on my iPod. Only 7.8 hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 16 15:50:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"247361828567543808","full_text":"Home alone and I woke up early for no good reason. So, naturally, I’ve been blasting old-school ska for hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 16 01:17:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"247142184023912448","full_text":"I have a Bacon Number of three. Weird Al and I were in Nerdcore Rising. Al and Tim Robbins were in Tapeheads. Tim and Kevin, Mystic River.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 15 22:34:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"247101064749412352","full_text":"This costume calls for pants, but I really don’t feel like wearing pants. To hell with canon — in this timeline Arnold Rimmer wears a kilt!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 15 20:56:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"247076343949451264","full_text":"“Me &amp; the cat, we’re going to have a baby cat. I’m going to buy a farm on Fiji. I’m going to have a sheep &amp; a cow &amp; 3 horses. It’s me plan.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 15 19:00:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"247047146845642752","full_text":"A few of last night's Burlesque Beta performers, courtesy of missmelnitz: <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PmwjQIEOWT/\">http://instagr.am/p/PmwjQIEOWT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 15 00:44:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"246771359596822529","full_text":"I’m just dressed like a reaver, walking down the sidewalk downtown carrying a suitcase. No biggie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 14 23:47:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"246757039919988736","full_text":"Today’s Grimm’s fairy tale chronicles the short war between the animals that walk and the animals that fly. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/102-the-wren-and-the-bear\">http://grimmlunch.org/102-the-wren-and-the-bear</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 14 22:32:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"246738093732925440","full_text":"Archie Bell’s “Tighten Up” came over the speakers, so I started dancing at the bar.<br><br>I was doing The Fishstick though, and no one noticed.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 14 20:29:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"246707311714922496","full_text":"Monday I celebrate my 13th prime number birthday. Unless I live to 103, I’ve used up half my potential primes.<br><br>Also? I’m a nerd.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 14 19:49:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"246697124559986689","full_text":"\"Burlesque Beta brings space pirates, sensuality to stage\" <a href=\"http://www.redandblack.com/variety/burlesque-beta-brings-space-pirates-sensuality-to-stage/article_708db06c-fe85-11e1-bf4f-001a4bcf6878.html\">http://www.redandblack.com/variety/burlesque-beta-brings-space-pirates-sensuality-to-stage/article_708db06c-fe85-11e1-bf4f-001a4bcf6878.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 14 00:42:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"246408446889570304","full_text":"Badass obit alert!  “At 20, he attempted suicide-by-jaguar. Afterward he was apprenticed to a pirate.” <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/19/us/john-fairfax-who-rowed-across-oceans-dies-at-74.html?pagewanted=all\">http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/19/us/john-fairfax-who-rowed-across-oceans-dies-at-74.html?pagewanted=all</a> via @tsondermann","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 13 17:50:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"246304807256727552","full_text":"Today’s Grimm’s Fairy Tale, “Bearskin”, my 101st, has a twist ending that surprised me even as I was reading it. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/101-bearskin\">http://grimmlunch.org/101-bearskin</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 13 14:17:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"246251332644773888","full_text":"Westin, Hyatt, or Marriott Marquis. Which is the better DragonCon hotel? I’ve only stayed at the Marquis.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 05:06:18 +0000 2022","id_str":"1501424112782266369","full_text":"Surprise International Women’s Day episode of Letterkenny dropped!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 01:42:47 +0000 2022","id_str":"1501010508324950017","full_text":"Feeling optimistic about the state of things with Covid and maybe relaxing just a little and then I get word that it’s sent a long-time friend to hospice today. <br><br>Goddamnit.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 03 22:32:44 +0000 2022","id_str":"1499513131537780737","full_text":"Now I find myself a hired gun software developer, helping others solve their hard problems. Today that means I’m reading research papers in Nature concerning direct DNA manipulation. I miss physics some days, but I do get to learn all the things now!","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 03 22:29:40 +0000 2022","id_str":"1499512356665188357","full_text":"I went to school to be an astrophysicist. Did real science alongside the best in the field on the way, but I left the field after my first degree. I just couldn’t bear the thought of getting so narrowly focused like I saw so many of them — I wanted to learn all the things!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 13 02:01:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"246066085084934144","full_text":"Who hasn't wanted to be a hologram? <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Pf3tomM2tx/\">http://instagr.am/p/Pf3tomM2tx/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 12 16:54:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"245928288072105984","full_text":"These vampire hunters have the best battle cry ever: “The painters are in!” (Alt: “Prepare to meet Aunt Flo!”) <a href=\"http://subterraneanpress.com/magazine/summer_2011/their_changing_bodies_by_alaya_dawn_johnson\">http://subterraneanpress.com/magazine/summer_2011/their_changing_bodies_by_alaya_dawn_johnson</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 12 00:19:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"245677966712004611","full_text":"Apple juice, meet yeast. Yeast, apple juice. You two get acquainted and I’ll be back in a while with someone you’ll really like: ginger.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 11 20:41:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"245623006699868161","full_text":"The Imperial Secret Society Speakeasy, hosted by ATL’s Artifice Club on Dec 8th, looks like something I should attend. <a href=\"http://www.theartificeclub.com/imperial-secret-society-speakeasy.html\">http://www.theartificeclub.com/imperial-secret-society-speakeasy.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 11 19:16:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"245601697441906688","full_text":"I can vouch that the pho downtown at Yummy Pho is, in fact, yummy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 11 17:53:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"245580796298162176","full_text":"\"Why the First Laptop Had Such a Hard Time Catching On (Hint: Sexism)\" <a href=\"http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/12/09/why-the-first-laptop-had-such-a-hard-time-catching-on-hint-sexism/262220/\">http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/12/09/why-the-first-laptop-had-such-a-hard-time-catching-on-hint-sexism/262220/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 11 14:23:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"245527916874719232","full_text":"“...the sexy side of steampunk, covering everything from kinky Victorian sexuality to contemporary subcultural sex.” <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1821464746/a-steampunks-guide-to-sex\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1821464746/a-steampunks-guide-to-sex</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 11 10:36:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"245470939343642625","full_text":"\"Dances with Wheels\" The other side of an anecdote I related from last week's Mechanical Masquerade.  <a href=\"http://paidiraiompair.dreamwidth.org/5928.html\">http://paidiraiompair.dreamwidth.org/5928.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 10 13:49:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"245157084948209665","full_text":"Oregon Trail Live! This event sounds awesome, and totally worth a bout of dysentery. <a href=\"http://www.oregontraillive.com/\">http://www.oregontraillive.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 10 12:37:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"245138864132481024","full_text":"Esoteric knowledge of the ancients: acquired.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PZSBeHM2hk/\">http://instagr.am/p/PZSBeHM2hk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 09 23:58:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"244947857906487296","full_text":"“Jay-Z’s ’99 Problems,’ Verse 2: A Close Reading With Fourth Amendment Guidance for Cops and Perps” <a href=\"http://longform.org/jay-zs-99-problems-verse-2-a-close-reading-with-fourth-amendment-guidance-for-cops-and-perps/\">http://longform.org/jay-zs-99-problems-verse-2-a-close-reading-with-fourth-amendment-guidance-for-cops-and-perps/</a> via @jchristie","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 09 20:30:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"244895627849388033","full_text":"Just had a conversation with my two year old that consisted entirely of Pink Floyd lyrics. As one does.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 09 01:55:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"244615041788280832","full_text":"After playing with a still all day, I am back home where, sadly, I do not have a still. (Honest truth, US Agents!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 22:45:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"244567207789592577","full_text":"I found the place with all the scotch.   @ The Cigar Boxx <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PVODAzs2qd/\">http://instagr.am/p/PVODAzs2qd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 21:03:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"244541586636165120","full_text":"Angry water, two ways <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PVCdfzM2te/\">http://instagr.am/p/PVCdfzM2te/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 18:47:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"244507201593556992","full_text":"South Carolina is responsible for so much juvenile humor in this part of the country.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PUy3SaM2vE/\">http://instagr.am/p/PUy3SaM2vE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 16:34:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"244473820147228673","full_text":"Fresh out of the tap. That's the stuff, right there.   @ Dark Corner Distillery <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PUjnBXM2g2/\">http://instagr.am/p/PUjnBXM2g2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 14:03:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"244435847838048256","full_text":"“Enough sciencey stuff. Let’s talk about moonshine.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 13:40:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"244430029520527360","full_text":"DISTILLING LEGALITIES<br>1. Is it legal to distill at home? No. <br>2. How much can I make for personal consumption? None. <br><br>Let’s get started!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 13:27:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"244426678883987456","full_text":"Distillate! Distillate!  @ Dark Corner Distillery <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PUOL1HM2gT/\">http://instagr.am/p/PUOL1HM2gT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 11:18:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"244394304397783041","full_text":"Best part of today will be meeting @katxena, an Internet friend I’ve known for 13 years, for the first time. Some of y’all are real people!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 10:32:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"244382693448622080","full_text":"*yawn* Time to make the moonshine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 01:03:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"244239523893108739","full_text":"I realize I’m outnumbered here like 1000 to 1, but can we just skip the politics and go right into the tying up baby cows? #rodeo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 23:54:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"244222119179853827","full_text":"There's a rodeo once a year at an arena about 1000 feet from my house.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PSxITqM2qy/\">http://instagr.am/p/PSxITqM2qy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 23:02:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"244209011585597440","full_text":"“How’s your dinner, Vivian? Not as terrible as you feared?”<br><br>“It’s still terrible, but good.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 22:30:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"244201086670471168","full_text":"Rave, costume masquerade, literary panel, trapeze, work, farm market, erotic art show, rodeo, moonshine class. Another typical week for Eric","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 21:01:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"244178705524588544","full_text":"Just posted the 100th installment of my project recording myself reading all 250 of the Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales: <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/100-the-devil-s-sooty-brother\">http://grimmlunch.org/100-the-devil-s-sooty-brother</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 19:01:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"244148381843333120","full_text":"Tonight’s 20/20: Athens predator Booker T. He’s \"the cutest serial killer you will ever meet” says owner @amywatts. <a href=\"http://abcnews.go.com/2020\">http://abcnews.go.com/2020</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 18:03:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"244133882524479490","full_text":"I saw today’s Google doodle and thought it was cute, but then I started clicking on things. It’s an entire ST:TOS episode! Kinda.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 12:56:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"244056657980686336","full_text":"I’ve been running nearly nonstop this week at DragonCon and such and lost eight pounds. I store energy like a camel stores water.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 12:30:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"244050128724455424","full_text":"It’s that awkward time of year when someone says “Winter is coming” and I have to decide if my response mentions the watchers on the wall.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 01:37:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"243885587172569088","full_text":"The erotic art show at the Engine Room has quite the eclectic mix of exhibits. As one might expect from Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 06 18:36:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"243779612478406657","full_text":"If I happen to return home from my distilling class with five gallons of fresh apple juice, the two will be totally unrelated. Honest.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 06 17:25:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"243761890893905920","full_text":"“Save the date for the 2012 homecoming. This year we will be celebrating ‘123 years of Miners Fighting Pirates!’”<br><br>I went to nerd college.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 20:10:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"243440915677605888","full_text":"Saturday I’m learning to make moonshine! (Attention revenuers: I will not be using this knowledge for anything, ever.) <a href=\"http://www.darkcornerdistillery.com/school.html\">http://www.darkcornerdistillery.com/school.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 19:42:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"243433947969757184","full_text":"If you didn’t get your 2013 DragonCon membership at the con, you can still get it for the same $65 online: <a href=\"http://store.dragoncon.org/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=26&products_id=696\">http://store.dragoncon.org/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=26&products_id=696</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 18:18:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"243412777404862464","full_text":"“This Is Demodex Folliculorum, The Anus-less Mite That Eats Your Face Grease, And Its Death Poop Can Give You Rosacea” <a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/scientists-find-cause-of-rosacea-and-its-ter\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/jtes/scientists-find-cause-of-rosacea-and-its-ter</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 13:17:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"243336991868076032","full_text":"Lanier Parking charged my card twice for parking at DragonCon and want me to file all sorts of paperwork to prove it. My bank’s no help.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 12:22:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"243323090136875009","full_text":"Way to keep it classy, Athens.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PMYWEHM2rY/\">http://instagr.am/p/PMYWEHM2rY/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 04 15:26:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"243007157090516992","full_text":"Discovered lots of new-to-me great music at DragonCon. My favorite title: “Circus Music to Grind Your Organs By” by This Way to the Egress","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 04 01:29:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"242796505453432832","full_text":"I now own enough kilts that I don’t have to wear pants any more.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 23:31:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"242766761634721793","full_text":"Nine cents for mortal men doomed to die<br>One for the dark lord on his dark throne<br>In the land of caribou wher <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PIZgwKM2n9/\">http://instagr.am/p/PIZgwKM2n9/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 21:07:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"242730449590448129","full_text":"DragonCon, I am out of you. <br><br>I hope you enjoyed my moves.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 19:47:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"242710462372921344","full_text":"Translation: \"Happy Labor Day! Proletariat keep out!!!\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PIBv0qM2jG/\">http://instagr.am/p/PIBv0qM2jG/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 18:17:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"242687795154530304","full_text":"Last panel of the con: a discussion of the lack of clear heroes and villains in the Game of Thrones books. #dragoncon","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 15:57:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"242652537981911041","full_text":"DragonCon is checking out and the National Baptist Convention is checking in. Man, what a weird mix of costumes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 13:27:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"242614825195282432","full_text":"More people need to know about Megan Jean and the KFB. Imagine the Squirrel Nut Zippers as a duo led by Amy Winehouse. <a href=\"http://www.meganjean.net\">http://www.meganjean.net</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 06:13:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"242505649286692864","full_text":"Ursula killed it doing The Time Warp. #dragoncon <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PGkp2CM2hh/\">http://instagr.am/p/PGkp2CM2hh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 05:32:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"242495226512556032","full_text":"The gal w/ the beautiful Victorian dress in the clockwork wheelchair owned the dance floor on “You Turned Me Right Round”. I’m not kidding.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 04:26:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"242478572349050880","full_text":"For @AppleSP <a href=\"http://yfrog.com/h2813wlj\">http://yfrog.com/h2813wlj</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 01:55:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"242440594029416448","full_text":"There’s a sentient automaton suffragette here. Equal rights for all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 02 15:01:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"242276170970836993","full_text":"Will try to catch some panels today for Tolkien, Doctor Who, The Venture Brothers, and low budget costuming. Tonight, steampunk masquerade!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 02 06:28:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"242147038517661696","full_text":"The sand people dance in single file to hide their numbers. #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 02 06:02:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"242140350548938753","full_text":"The Riders of Brohan, wearing scale mail made from red solo cups. They’d take Athens by storm.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 02 02:07:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"242081290386550785","full_text":"Got to watch Sylvester McCoy play the spoons as accompaniment to a ukelele song about Sylvester McCoy playing the spoons. Which was nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 01 23:24:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"242040327828013057","full_text":"OH: “Georgia’s in the south, but it’s not all that southern.”<br><br>I know this is a fantasy convention, but come on.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 01 20:22:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"241994471754067969","full_text":"I’m at the Parsec Awards ceremony (for speculative fiction podcasts) to hopefully see several of my Internet friends win. #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 01 06:44:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"241788568962478080","full_text":"It’s three in the morning and I’m dancing to techno next to Harvy Birdman. Usually that means I’ve been hitting the peyote again. #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 01 00:57:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"241701310641094657","full_text":"I’m not sure why I’m here dancing with Billy Boyd when you could be, but if you won’t dance with the Took, I’m not turning it down.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 01 00:24:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"241692947022749696","full_text":"The Prancing Pony is about to open its doors. There are already quite a few shady characters waiting to get in. Myself included.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 22:12:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"241659867797008384","full_text":"I’m glad I’m not the only one crying in here. #raybradbury #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 21:05:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"241642826025283584","full_text":"About to say goodbye to my favorite author, Ray Bradbury, at a remembrance session for him. #dragoncon *sniff*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 17:02:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"241581818674040832","full_text":"I’ve been here an hour and have already had the seventh Doctor (and Radagast the Brown) literally in my lap. A good start to #dragoncon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 14:56:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"241550078857334785","full_text":"Registration was so quick, I’ve got plenty of time to donate blood before having a bit of a chat with Sylvester McCoy. #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 14:07:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"241537774954631169","full_text":"Registration wait time: 0 minutes, 0 seconds. #dragoncon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 13:50:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"241533447980605441","full_text":"Dragon*Con, you are in me!<br><br>Wait, did I do that right?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 03:22:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"241375415317438464","full_text":"This story about humans on another world being enslaved by a dragon race might be “young adult”, but it’s also awesome. <a href=\"http://www.castofwonders.org/2012/05/05/ep-37-in-the-cemetery-of-frozen-ships-part-1-by-suzanne-van-rooyen/\">http://www.castofwonders.org/2012/05/05/ep-37-in-the-cemetery-of-frozen-ships-part-1-by-suzanne-van-rooyen/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 30 16:48:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"241215948152004608","full_text":"I’ve just recorded my 99th Brothers Grimm fairy tale, and later today will cross 30,000 downloads. Glad I started this! <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org\">http://grimmlunch.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 30 15:51:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"241201387004903424","full_text":"Peeing in jugs has never been so funny. RT @RoderickOn: New episode: Ep. 44: \"The Story of Lola\" <a href=\"http://i-0.us/SNhDiP\">http://i-0.us/SNhDiP</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 29 19:36:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"240895710483066880","full_text":"The music video for “Gay Pirates” by Cosmo Jarvis, a stage theatrical production, is beautifully done. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dysG12QCdTA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 29 17:29:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"240863789451464704","full_text":"“A cross between Lucille Ball and Julia Child, with a dash of Marilyn Monroe” My friend Ashley Simone was on TV today! <a href=\"http://www.wciu.com/youandme.php?section=home&assets=videos&assetID=10008953\">http://www.wciu.com/youandme.php?section=home&assets=videos&assetID=10008953</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 29 14:18:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"240815604406317057","full_text":"Well, looks like I just wasted $5 on a new tarp. <a href=\"http://xkcd.com/1101/\">http://xkcd.com/1101/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 29 11:15:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"240769625976094721","full_text":"A forty-five minute drive through dark thick fog while listening to masterfully read HP Lovecraft: highly recommended. <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2012/07/31/drabblecast-251-the-music-of-erich-zann/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2012/07/31/drabblecast-251-the-music-of-erich-zann/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 28 18:30:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"240516693779181568","full_text":"This morning I tried drinking espresso to make the php run. That didn’t work, so this afternoon I switched to hard cider. Success!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 28 17:14:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"240497646370963456","full_text":"\"His Grief, and Ours: Paul Ryan’s nasty ideal of self-reliance.\" A beautiful dismantlement of Ryan's Ayn Rand idealism. <a href=\"http://www.tnr.com/article/magazine/politics/106459/paul-ryan-nasty-philosophy-self-reliance-ayn-rand?page=0,0\">http://www.tnr.com/article/magazine/politics/106459/paul-ryan-nasty-philosophy-self-reliance-ayn-rand?page=0,0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 28 13:23:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"240439445353013249","full_text":"“After the world ended, Jimmy set up a roadside cafe in the median of I-95…” I loved this story. Bleak &amp; heartwarming. <a href=\"http://www.strangehorizons.com/2008/20080630/roadside-f.shtml\">http://www.strangehorizons.com/2008/20080630/roadside-f.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 28 13:16:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"240437816599932928","full_text":"A radio telescope in Green Bank, WV, finds definitive proof of an intelligence at work in our solar system: <a href=\"http://radioastrogal.wordpress.com/2012/08/28/signs-of-intelligence-around-mars/\">http://radioastrogal.wordpress.com/2012/08/28/signs-of-intelligence-around-mars/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 28 11:35:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"240412176320442368","full_text":"Polished my bullwhip. #notaeuphamism #costuming","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 28 00:53:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"240250828965937152","full_text":"My de-cargoed cargo pants really tie my outfit together. #costuming","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 27 19:52:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"240174961719922688","full_text":"+1 I was listening to her new album when this tweet came by. RT @omgrey: Steampunk Spotlight: @Unwoman <a href=\"http://goo.gl/VwiQu\">http://goo.gl/VwiQu</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 27 16:34:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"240125112865665024","full_text":"All summer I felt mentally &amp; physically stagnant, but I’m coming out. I did things easily in trapeze class today that killed few weeks ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 27 16:23:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"240122345916870656","full_text":"That sound you hear is all the bar owners in Athens cheering as one.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/O1o0xYM2se/\">http://instagr.am/p/O1o0xYM2se/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 28 04:13:06 +0000 2022","id_str":"1498149233668636675","full_text":"“Interview with a Senior JS Developer” Story checks out, 100%<br><br><a href=\"https://youtu.be/Uo3cL4nrGOk\">https://youtu.be/Uo3cL4nrGOk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 26 23:53:30 +0000 2022","id_str":"1497721517689425920","full_text":"Thinking of doing the yard and garden up entirely in heirloom sunflowers, for some reason. <a href=\"https://www.seedsavers.org/category/sunflowers\">https://www.seedsavers.org/category/sunflowers</a>","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 26 23:49:34 +0000 2022","id_str":"1497720527384981506","full_text":"British Christmas tv specials are so very different from ours. #8OutOf10CatsDoesCountdown <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1497720527384981506-FMj43TqXIAQjKXD.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1497720527384981506-FMj43TqXIAQjKXD.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 26 17:16:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"239773433557307392","full_text":"At a liquor store on a Sunday in Georgia. We truly live in an age of miracle and wonder.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 25 23:11:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"239500377211416577","full_text":"“Your favorite color is pink?”<br>*nods*<br>“So you’re half girly girl and half tomboy?”<br>*nods* “But mostly tomboy.”<br>My girl, with a friend.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 25 22:56:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"239496429612171264","full_text":"A two year old (not my own) walked up to me, handed me a tube of lipstick, and asked “Can you open this? I want to make my mouth all purty.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 25 16:08:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"239393763045294081","full_text":"We’ve got the skating rink to ourselves for two hours, so of course I made a playlist of Viv’s songs. It’s heavy in ska, steampunk, &amp; TMBG.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 25 04:38:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"239220300955410432","full_text":"I still need to figure out the dorsal fin. I'm glad I gave Vivian low expectations, but it's pretty good for <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OvOFUPM2m7/\">http://instagr.am/p/OvOFUPM2m7/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 25 03:13:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"239198774063407105","full_text":"Fondant is tricksy stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 25 02:12:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"239183536668696577","full_text":"I’ve never met you<br>And this is shady<br>It’s my vagina<br>So hands off, crazy. <br><br><a href=\"http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2012/08/hands-off-crazy.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter\">http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/2012/08/hands-off-crazy.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 25 00:44:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"239161170878156800","full_text":"For a bday party tomorrow I’m making a big 3D sculpted gluten free cake and decorating it with homemade fondant. What can possibly go wrong?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 22:04:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"239120958978416642","full_text":"I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to find fondant and my rural grocery store, but it turns out its something you make from real ingredients.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 18:06:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"239061170487717888","full_text":"“Dad, this year I want my birthday cake to have a real great white shark head.”<br>Challenge accepted. If by “real” you mean “cake &amp; frosting”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 17:20:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"239049500579217408","full_text":"It’s about time my sister got written up in the paper for something other than being a public menace: <a href=\"http://www.news-leader.com/article/20120824/LIFE/308240031\">http://www.news-leader.com/article/20120824/LIFE/308240031</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 16:48:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"239041594169376768","full_text":"Bought cargo pants and a seam ripper. I just don’t have that much cargo. #costuming","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 15:09:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"239016598734790656","full_text":"Last September I bought a black denim Utilikilt Workman, size 44-46/21L, and then got too skinny to wear it. Anyone want it for $150?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 14:21:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"239004435328692225","full_text":"I don’t at all agree with the message, but this is really well done: <a href=\"http://scienceofimitationmilk.com\">http://scienceofimitationmilk.com</a> (via @wiseacre)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 13:31:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"238991946046140416","full_text":"Surprised to see a $90 charge from GoDaddy since last year I cancelled the auto-renew. And the certificate. And the domain. And the account.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 24 12:28:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"238976136594485249","full_text":"Today must be “Elderly Gentlemen Driving New Sportscars 20MPH Under the Speed Limit on the Highway Day”. Everyone deserves a day, I guess.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 23 17:42:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"238692803482370048","full_text":"Today I read my 95th Grimm’s Fairy Tale, a humorously ribald story of a priest &amp; a farmer’s wife called Old Hildebrand: <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/95-old-hildebrand\">http://grimmlunch.org/95-old-hildebrand</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 23 16:24:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"238672984615837696","full_text":"Have you seen this wolf? If found, do not give to the Lannisters!  @ Community <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OrVr7sM2v2/\">http://instagr.am/p/OrVr7sM2v2/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 22 18:36:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"238343920524857345","full_text":"Today I learned about Camille &amp; Kennerly, the Electric Harp Twins. Human beings are a wonderful species. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/user/CamilleandKennerly?feature=watch\">http://www.youtube.com/user/CamilleandKennerly?feature=watch</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 22 17:39:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"238329551489478656","full_text":"Amazing. RT @LuigiMontanez: HD video of the Mars Curiosity landing: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZX5GRPnd4U\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZX5GRPnd4U</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 22 13:26:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"238265973268938752","full_text":"“Unsettling pictures of Mitt Romney with a very tiny face” <a href=\"http://littlefacemitt.tumblr.com\">http://littlefacemitt.tumblr.com</a> I don’t think there’s anything more to say.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 21 20:33:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"238011048450457600","full_text":"Quoted for truth: RT @mc_frontalot: Holy moley! @MegaRan's new video is AMAZING. <a href=\"http://goo.gl/iYzlH\">http://goo.gl/iYzlH</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 21 18:14:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"237976072325566464","full_text":"“Is airship piracy right for you?” is possibly my favorite DragonCon session title.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 21 17:57:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"237971800452124672","full_text":"Pre-ordered. <a href=\"http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/29903123779/replacing-human-connection\">http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/29903123779/replacing-human-connection</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 21 16:59:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"237957172842082304","full_text":"Tacos for lunch because it's my mom's birthday. Viva la madre!  @ Farm Cart <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OmP_VWM2py/\">http://instagr.am/p/OmP_VWM2py/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 21 13:52:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"237910094052995074","full_text":"Anyone using the DragonCon phone app who wants to be “app friends” with me, holler for a “friend code”. #nerdlife","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 20 19:21:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"237630493728854017","full_text":"Oh, hey! New Young Fresh Fellows album tomorrow: <a href=\"http://www.yeproc.com/pre-order-the-young-fresh-fellows-all-new-album-tiempo-de-lujo-now-at-the-yep-roc-store\">http://www.yeproc.com/pre-order-the-young-fresh-fellows-all-new-album-tiempo-de-lujo-now-at-the-yep-roc-store</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 19 21:56:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"237307161884110848","full_text":"My two year old knows the lyrics to more songs from “Hello, Dolly!” than I do. Also, Peter Gabriel.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 19 21:04:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"237293939126833152","full_text":"“Farmer feeds cows candy (mixed with an ethanol by product and a mineral nutrient) to beat rising corn prices” So sad. <a href=\"http://www.cnycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=788679#.UDFUQKmxGL\">http://www.cnycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=788679#.UDFUQKmxGL</a>-","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 19 14:54:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"237200812777025536","full_text":"For her birthday dinner, Vivian chose chicken legs, broccoli, macaroni and cheese, and chocolate chip cookies. Eight years old already!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 18 22:37:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"236955039862779904","full_text":"Juniper gave me a big sweet hug and said, “I love … &lt;long pause&gt; … chocolate!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 18 16:18:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"236859750862684160","full_text":"Accidentally putting lemon alka-seltzer sinus tablets in your mocha isn’t as gross as you’d think it would be.<br><br>Still pretty gross, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 19:19:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"236542784562139137","full_text":"Had to take in all the buckles on my boots. Could be the leather’s stretching, but I think it’s because I’ve lost my cankles.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 12:26:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"236438944869400578","full_text":"Viv’s first day of third grade: another in the series of school bus videos. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiE6q8rYbbg\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiE6q8rYbbg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 09:52:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"236400169535541248","full_text":"Vivian, upon waking: “Did you know that in the old days people used snake poison as electricity? I read it on the Internet the other day.”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 00:36:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"236260248757866496","full_text":"Tomorrow is the first day of school, which means the end of luxurious nights of six hours of sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 15 18:10:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"235800660329787392","full_text":"I could not possibly love these old PBS auto tune remixes more than I already do. Happy birthday, Julia! <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ZrUI7RNfI\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80ZrUI7RNfI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 15 17:54:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"235796664449892352","full_text":"“Excuse me, Professor. Sorry, but I don’t believe in revolution.” <a href=\"http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2703#comic\">http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2703#comic</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 15 12:20:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"235712665975136256","full_text":"“I couldn't resist the massive remixability that such a large, varied yet connected bundle of source material offered.” <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=opg4VGvyi3M\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=opg4VGvyi3M</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 15 02:57:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"235570769520914433","full_text":"Gyroscopic Martian panorama! RT @mobile_justin: STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING AND OPEN THIS LINK ON YOUR IPHONE -  <a href=\"http://www.360cities.net/image/curiosity-rover-martian-solar-day-2#172.65,10.74,61.5\">http://www.360cities.net/image/curiosity-rover-martian-solar-day-2#172.65,10.74,61.5</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 13 22:55:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"235147547612704769","full_text":"Vivian rejects House Baratheon’s claim to the throne solely because their sigil is an herbivore.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 13 21:45:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"235129869225295872","full_text":"\"We have a very strict trio of house rules that we follow &amp; will be passing down on to the daughters as they mature.\" <a href=\"http://elizebethjoy.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/honeywine-hollows-house-rules/\">http://elizebethjoy.wordpress.com/2012/08/13/honeywine-hollows-house-rules/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 13 18:36:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"235082341888958465","full_text":"\"If you are insured by Progressive, and they owe you $, they will defend your killer in court in order to not pay you.\" <a href=\"http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/29338478278/my-sister-paid-progressive-insurance-to-defend-her\">http://mattfisher.tumblr.com/post/29338478278/my-sister-paid-progressive-insurance-to-defend-her</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 22:44:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"234782493549662208","full_text":"Thank you, licensing department of the Nintendo corporation! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OPskoRM2km/\">http://instagr.am/p/OPskoRM2km/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 17:05:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"234697056583815168","full_text":"Hand made blueberry pop tart and a bloody mary. Good morning, world!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 14:42:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"234661252079681537","full_text":"I said, “Hey! What’s going on?” RT @jmspool: You must watch this: <a href=\"http://youtu.be/itvJybdcYbI\">http://youtu.be/itvJybdcYbI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 05:28:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"234521609292107776","full_text":"I got so wrapped up in fighting the darkspawn that I nearly forgot to go outside to watch meteors. It’s a beautiful cloudless night!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 01:58:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"234468990930542593","full_text":"It shouldn't be too hard to make a DragonCon costume from my Dalish character from Dragon Age. #nerd #duh <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ONdwkUM2kd/\">http://instagr.am/p/ONdwkUM2kd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 00:52:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"234452271621087232","full_text":"My local country skating rink has a hand written sign at the front door stating it costs $7 to “hang out”. The quotes are theirs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 00:50:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"234451795638886400","full_text":"Down the road from my country roller rink is a still operating 200 year old Methodist summer camp.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 00:49:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"234451510933741568","full_text":"Today I checked out my local skating rink, which is more out of town than I am. Across the street is a hand operated sawmill.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 19:30:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"234371273826910209","full_text":"It’s a sales tax holiday and I’m at a giant Super WalMart, but there is no one here. Place’s deserted. Easiest school supply shopping ever!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 00:32:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"234084745091350528","full_text":"I'm getting ready to go shake my money makers at the Go Bar.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 10 22:05:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"234047821739880448","full_text":"I’ve just been told Widespread Panic are playing an unannounced set at the Michael Houser remembrance show tonight. It’s long been sold out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 10 20:14:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"234019858248003584","full_text":"\"She was living with a physicist who raised rabbits for their meat, and didn't know my father was her other beau.\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyriXzOzV2s\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyriXzOzV2s</a> NSFW","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 10 04:38:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"233784487203467264","full_text":"This great edit of the Deliverance \"Dueling Banjos\" scene is perfect for trolling your drunk and/or high friends. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymA8T-ZWTCQ&feature=related\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymA8T-ZWTCQ&feature=related</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 09 16:53:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"233606879304114177","full_text":"Hobo sign spotted in downtown Athens.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OHV9VXs2kN/\">http://instagr.am/p/OHV9VXs2kN/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 08 16:06:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"233232761425637376","full_text":"And I'll dance with you in Vienna <br>I'll be wearing a river's disguise <br>The hyacinth wild on my shoulder, <br>My mouth on the dew of your thighs","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 08 15:31:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"233223980734091264","full_text":"Let's build a happy little cloud. Let's build some happy little trees. There are no limits here.<br><a href=\"http://www.thesouptv.com/latest/easel-does-it/333791\">http://www.thesouptv.com/latest/easel-does-it/333791</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 08 13:47:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"233197850287284224","full_text":"Found a new school backpack for Vivian. If only I could actually buy it. <a href=\"http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/08/cool-dragon-bag.html\">http://spluch.blogspot.com/2007/08/cool-dragon-bag.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 23:37:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"232983894750801920","full_text":"I'm kinda performing a solo clogging routine on stage Friday night. I've never clogged before. It will be memorable for all involved.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 19:05:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"232915286410543106","full_text":"Another VC-funded Silicon Valley start-up has become one of my competitors. It looks great! Welcome, @goodeggs! <a href=\"http://www.goodeggs.com\">http://www.goodeggs.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 17:11:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"232886810097876992","full_text":"A nice Drive-by Truckers poster <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OCObhzs2lY/\">http://instagr.am/p/OCObhzs2lY/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 16:33:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"232877230626332672","full_text":"All I know is the steak tastes better when I take my steak tastes better pill.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 04:38:49 +0000 2022","id_str":"1492719889815113731","full_text":"Melancholia. When the urge to watch that again gets strong, I know it’s time for an emergency application of self care. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/H0NEYRIVER/status/1492536447718490116\">https://twitter.com/H0NEYRIVER/status/1492536447718490116</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 14:41:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"232848987563126784","full_text":"A group of my friends made a wonderful 6 minute movie for the 2012 48 Hour Film Project. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrmPF_OoBN4\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrmPF_OoBN4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 04:08:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"232689532514992129","full_text":"\"Louisiana Public School Forces Pregnancy Tests on Girls, Kicks out Students Who Refuse or are Pregnant.\" In 2012.<br> <a href=\"http://www.aclu.org/blog/reproductive-freedom-womens-rights/get-tested-or-get-out-school-forces-pregnancy-tests-girls\">http://www.aclu.org/blog/reproductive-freedom-womens-rights/get-tested-or-get-out-school-forces-pregnancy-tests-girls</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 03:10:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"232675128599797760","full_text":"Punks are discussing Curiosity at the bar. “It was on NASA TV and it was awesome! The thing landed and all those nerds went nuts!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 02:45:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"232668763185627136","full_text":"Grumbling that it’s 11pm on a Monday night and the punk rock show hasn’t started yet may be one sign that I’m getting too old for punk rock.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 06 21:14:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"232585385442680832","full_text":"I'm the only one in the theater for a showing of \"Safety Not Guaranteed\", based off the classic time travel classified. <a href=\"http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Not_Guaranteed\">http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Not_Guaranteed</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 06 20:22:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"232572436732862464","full_text":"Oregon Trail cross stitch, browncoated up a little. <a href=\"http://procrastistitching.tumblr.com/post/28839115400/sidhera-posted-this-amazing-firefly-oregon-trail\">http://procrastistitching.tumblr.com/post/28839115400/sidhera-posted-this-amazing-firefly-oregon-trail</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 06 06:41:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"232365773778214912","full_text":"I *may* have over caffeinated to be awake for the Mars landing. NASA can precisely put a rover in a crater, but I can’t dose my coffee.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 06 00:05:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"232266203261960193","full_text":"The Curiosity Mars lander will touch down at about 1:30am my time. <br><br>I apologize in advance to my co-workers for my sleepiness tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 05 17:48:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"232171349186064384","full_text":"Sitting at the bar sipping rum &amp; reading a novel while I wait for breakfast to digest so I can order lunch. It feels absolutely decadent.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 05 00:15:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"231906229885210624","full_text":"Today’s new word is “subligaculum”. I happen to need one for this thing I’m doing, and have to make it. Can’t buy ‘em. <a href=\"http://www.classicsunveiled.com/romel/html/clothmen.html\">http://www.classicsunveiled.com/romel/html/clothmen.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 04 18:00:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"231811983303905280","full_text":"I always get suspicious looks from other shoppers when I’m by myself in a fabric store, like I’m invading their safe space.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 04 16:52:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"231794712640643072","full_text":"Dr. Strangelove is on the big screen at Cine at 2:30 today. It’s hard to pass that up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 03 22:07:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"231511670084730880","full_text":"Wait, what? RT @eroticawriter: Experiment in fetal engineering aims to prevent intersex, lesbian, tomboy births. <a href=\"http://www.northwestern.edu/newscenter/stories/2012/08/dreger-fetal-engineering.html\">http://www.northwestern.edu/newscenter/stories/2012/08/dreger-fetal-engineering.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 03 20:48:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"231491702442057729","full_text":"\"This is probably the most spot-on Jim Morrison impression I've ever seen. But you don't have to take my word for it!\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBRYsAfchkY\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBRYsAfchkY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 03 20:05:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"231480990504194049","full_text":"Sex education is one of the few classes where it’s not understood that young people are being prepared for the future. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/20/magazine/teaching-good-sex.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all\">http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/20/magazine/teaching-good-sex.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 03 14:58:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"231403645462257665","full_text":"My showerhead has a little clog that causes a drip that falls onto a seat and drums out the Terminator theme. Makes showers extra dramatic.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 03 01:41:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"231203117373480960","full_text":"\"The Effects of Peanut Butter on the Rotation of the Earth\" (A scientific paper)<br><br> <a href=\"http://www.improbable.com/airchives/classical/articles/peanut_butter_rotation.html\">http://www.improbable.com/airchives/classical/articles/peanut_butter_rotation.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 02 04:06:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"230877092005416962","full_text":"\"Local farmers careful in choosing livestock processor\" <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/food/2012-07-31/local-farmers-careful-choosing-livestock-processor\">http://onlineathens.com/food/2012-07-31/local-farmers-careful-choosing-livestock-processor</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 02 01:16:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"230834325619372032","full_text":"“I woke up this morning in the Keys…”<br>“The Keys? The Florida Keys? Like, unexpectedly?”<br><br>Now, *that* would be a vacation.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 01 22:50:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"230797719235620864","full_text":"The last 24 hours in transportation: Auto, Boat, Plane, Train, Bus, Walking. Still a few hours from home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 01 21:57:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"230784368212332544","full_text":"You Can’t Spell Steampunk without “Meat”<br><a href=\"http://xerposa.com/steampunk-epic-mealtime\">http://xerposa.com/steampunk-epic-mealtime</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 01 15:21:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"230684811570860032","full_text":"TSA guy got on the radio to announce “It’s a kilt! It’s a kilt!” and then gave me a good groping (just to be sure).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 01 14:37:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"230673525223067649","full_text":"Olivia Tremor Control's Bill Doss is gone. I just passed up seeing them last week since \"there'll be another time\". <a href=\"http://m.onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-07-31/olivia-tremor-controls-bill-doss-dead-43\">http://m.onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-07-31/olivia-tremor-controls-bill-doss-dead-43</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 31 23:22:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"230443466398777344","full_text":"Current Status (I come home tomorrow) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Nw3YqVM2qT/\">http://instagr.am/p/Nw3YqVM2qT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 31 12:01:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"230271929641222144","full_text":"A nest of sea turtles has hatched, and are getting released into the ocean.   <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NvpSjgM2o_/\">http://instagr.am/p/NvpSjgM2o_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 31 01:50:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"230118125587283968","full_text":"Current Status <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NujcFkM2vC/\">http://instagr.am/p/NujcFkM2vC/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 30 21:19:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"230050061030146048","full_text":"With a van like that, I bet this plumber lays a lot of pipe.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NuEciTs2pS/\">http://instagr.am/p/NuEciTs2pS/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 30 21:02:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"230045732361613312","full_text":"Made it to Ernest Hemingway’s house at 4:58. They close at 5. #d’oh!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 30 18:09:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"230002254852272129","full_text":"Juniper ate a piece of sushi ginger, banged her forehead on the tabletop, and then asked for more. I had the same reaction my first time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 29 18:10:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"229640176836702208","full_text":"Seems like I missed an epic concert when mysterious &amp; legendary Jandek played at Elephant 6’s Orange Twin Community last night in Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 28 23:04:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"229351734559002625","full_text":"This is the view out my front \"door\" for the next four days.   @ Long Key State Park <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NpGzyYs2si/\">http://instagr.am/p/NpGzyYs2si/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 27 14:40:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"228862400928034816","full_text":"The Humble Music Bundle. Pay what your want. Help Charity. Get great music (TMBG, OK Go, MC Frontalot, Coulton, more) <a href=\"http://www.humblebundle.com\">http://www.humblebundle.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 27 04:18:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"228706017544921089","full_text":"Rubyists upgrading to Mountain Lion: these guides will help you get all your tools back in order. <a href=\"http://coderwall.com/p/dtbuqg\">http://coderwall.com/p/dtbuqg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 27 03:38:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"228695896727117824","full_text":"Making sure to load up \"Songs for Driving\" by Athens' duo \"Maps &amp; Transit\" onto my iPod for my road trip tomorrow. <a href=\"http://www.camomillemusic.com/cml003.html\">http://www.camomillemusic.com/cml003.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 27 03:25:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"228692504709562368","full_text":"That was new. The lady behind me in line at the Circle K asked me to repeat my request for “two bags of ice” because she loved my accent.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 27 01:50:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"228668668006002688","full_text":"Box of cupcakes in a locked truck &amp; 2 hours later they’re swarming in fire ants. No wonder the ancients believed in spontaneous generation.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 27 00:41:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"228651370423648259","full_text":"And I quote: \"Have more tongue!\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NkIbWqs2m3/\">http://instagr.am/p/NkIbWqs2m3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 26 13:33:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"228483198647156736","full_text":"I'm not a furry, but, um… <a href=\"http://www.kigu.co.uk/shop/tails.html\">http://www.kigu.co.uk/shop/tails.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 26 02:32:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"228316882963419137","full_text":"Wearable Planters -- Jewelry for Green Thumbs <a href=\"http://www.etsy.com/shop/wearableplanter?page=1\">http://www.etsy.com/shop/wearableplanter?page=1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 26 01:43:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"228304525616885761","full_text":"Driving to the Keys in 36 hours. With a full day at work and my farmers market between now &amp; then, I think I'll be winging this trip.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 25 22:00:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"228248456593014784","full_text":"\"A few wonderful things about being a girl\" written by an 8 year old. The list ends with \"We are smart. We have power.\" <a href=\"http://imgur.com/DWnYo\">http://imgur.com/DWnYo</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 25 00:18:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"227920679448760320","full_text":"\"Give Her Honey When You Hear Her Scream\" by Maria Dahvana Headley. <br><br>Wow. 4581 words, and all of them belong.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/give-her-honey-when-you-hear-her-scream/\">http://www.lightspeedmagazine.com/fiction/give-her-honey-when-you-hear-her-scream/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 24 03:14:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"227602672348434432","full_text":"I am a bag of meat sitting on a rock in outer space, and someday I will die. And I’m totally ok with that. <a href=\"http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion\">http://theoatmeal.com/comics/religion</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 24 02:00:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"227583921565597700","full_text":"Botanicula is a beautiful OSX game that my 7yo loves to play and my 2yo loves to watch. I like playing it too. <a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/botanicula/id517309256?mt=12\">http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/botanicula/id517309256?mt=12</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 24 00:21:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"227559036709658624","full_text":"Sad to learn why Sally Ride was popping up in my Twitter feed today. She will be missed. <a href=\"http://thegrindstone.com/mentor/sally-ride-the-first-american-woman-in-space-dies-at-61\">http://thegrindstone.com/mentor/sally-ride-the-first-american-woman-in-space-dies-at-61</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 23 21:18:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"227512992185606144","full_text":"Happy hour reader’s theater! Tonight, three comedic sketches by Anton Chekhov.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 23 18:03:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"227464062131372033","full_text":"Ok, the title \"Time Machine Chefs\" made me roll my eyes, but now that I've read about it, I'm excited. <a href=\"http://eater.com/archives/2012/07/23/abcs-time-machine-chefs-premiering-august-16.php\">http://eater.com/archives/2012/07/23/abcs-time-machine-chefs-premiering-august-16.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 22 23:10:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"227178757394427905","full_text":"Foreshadowing dessert by starting dinner with a chilled soup of roasted butternut squash, ginger, and coconut milk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 22 20:55:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"227144978684588032","full_text":"It's never come up before, but I'm suddenly grateful this highchair was designed to be hosed off. 0.o","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 22 17:59:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"227100680211537920","full_text":"Today I'm going to make the coconut milk grilled peach and ginger ice cream. <a href=\"http://paleoparents.com/featured/grilled-peach-and-ginger-ice-cream/\">http://paleoparents.com/featured/grilled-peach-and-ginger-ice-cream/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 22 02:43:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"226870073200095232","full_text":"It's 11pm and I've had eight hours of sleep over the past three nights, combined. So that means it's time to can 10lbs of cherries, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 22 02:01:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"226859393185095681","full_text":"Vivian created a creature in Spore with a very silly walk, so naturally I introduced her to the Ministry of Silly Walks. #nerdlifeforever","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 21 20:17:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"226773036777500672","full_text":"I'm thinking fried chicken and waffles for dinner. I'll make extra in case you come by. Yes, you.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 21 19:24:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"226759611527602176","full_text":"Awesome! Someone figured out how to run Dragon Age Origins on a retina MacBook Pro. See you in a few weeks! <a href=\"http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/99/index/12929343/1#13250604\">http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/99/index/12929343/1#13250604</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 21 18:13:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"226741686489972736","full_text":"It's great to revisit the classics. Thanks to EscapePod for running 1967’s Hawksbill Station by Robert Silverberg! <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2012/05/24/ep346-hawksbill-station/\">http://escapepod.org/2012/05/24/ep346-hawksbill-station/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 21 15:35:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"226701988740624384","full_text":"One young lady, upon being handed a plate with tastes of 14 pies: “This is going to be the best day of my life!” Apparently, she likes pie.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 21 14:58:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"226692510368546816","full_text":"I’ve had my yearly allotment of pie. In the last hour.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 21 12:34:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"226656273159045120","full_text":"I find myself involved in another pie contest.   @ Athens Farmers Market <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NV9IbOM2mm/\">http://instagr.am/p/NV9IbOM2mm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 21 01:10:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"226484354455576576","full_text":"There was one no-show, so I got the last seat for the Georgia Guidestones movie. It was great!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 20 20:44:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"226417415158898689","full_text":"CRAP! I went by Cine to pick up a ticket for the GA Guidestones movie, and it’s sold out. Didn’t even know they were selling advance tix.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 20 19:15:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"226394834074734592","full_text":"Just replaced 7.1MB of old php code (that’s not a typo) with 6kb of new code.<br><br>Imma eat a cookie now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 20 13:39:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"226310354295193600","full_text":"\"The Cartographer Wasps and the Anarchist Bees\" by E. Lily Yu is a remarkable story, one of the best I've read. <a href=\"http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/yu_04_11/\">http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/yu_04_11/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 19 22:56:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"226088212475559936","full_text":"What does an athletic body look like? Not like you're picturing. Not only like. (These are wonderful.) <a href=\"http://ninamatsumoto.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/athletic-body-diversity-reference-for-artists/#\">http://ninamatsumoto.wordpress.com/2010/12/18/athletic-body-diversity-reference-for-artists/#</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 19 21:32:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"226067019802488832","full_text":"Ho. Lee. Crap. \"Global Warming's Terrifying New Math\" <a href=\"http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/global-warmings-terrifying-new-math-20120719\">http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/global-warmings-terrifying-new-math-20120719</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 19 13:46:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"225949796224094208","full_text":"This NSFW \"missed connections\" craigslist posting is too real-life Athens to be fake. <a href=\"http://athensga.craigslist.org/mis/3140402991.html\">http://athensga.craigslist.org/mis/3140402991.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 18 22:52:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"225724866861617154","full_text":"“It made its way to the farthest corner of the meadow and began to toast an imaginary muffin. That was always the best way to unwind...”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 18 22:09:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"225713912165842944","full_text":"So today I extended php5 classes to replicate functionality in decade old php3 3rd party code that no longer works. That's livin', there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 18 19:01:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"225666628187222017","full_text":"The \"Chick-Fil-Gay\", a recipe for those who crave the chicken sandwiches but don't want to patronize the restaurant. <a href=\"http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/food-and-drink/2012/06/26/chick-fil-recipe-all-taste-none-bigotry\">http://www.advocate.com/arts-entertainment/food-and-drink/2012/06/26/chick-fil-recipe-all-taste-none-bigotry</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"11"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 18 17:41:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"225646424833011714","full_text":"\"Louis C.K. addresses accusations of insensitivity, and offers advice for couples making classic gender mistakes.\" <a href=\"http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-july-16-2012/louis-c-k-\">http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-july-16-2012/louis-c-k-</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 18 15:03:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"225606723921133568","full_text":"Just discovered the British celtic rock band Treebeard. Their album \"Heavy Wood\" has a version of The Hobbit's \"Far Over Misty Mountains\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 18 13:39:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"225585560511725568","full_text":"\"'Run,' Bakri Says\" by Ferrett Steinmetz is a powerful short story akin to Groundhog Day in a war setting.<br><a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2012/04/05/ep339-run-bakri-says/\">http://escapepod.org/2012/04/05/ep339-run-bakri-says/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 17 23:28:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"225371355351228416","full_text":"Just stumbled across an album of “power dance remixes” of 70s rock hits and you know what didn’t need more untz untz untz? American Pie.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 03:00:42 +0000 2022","id_str":"1492695196135534592","full_text":"Who has two thumbs and broke down in tears during a gothic metal performance of Emily Dickens poetry? This fucking guy. <br><br>These last two years, y’all. <br><br>(Valentine Wolfe, killing it as usual.) <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1492695196135534592-FLceWWeWYAEmC88.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1492695196135534592-FLceWWeWYAEmC88.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 09 03:49:41 +0000 2022","id_str":"1491257971153813504","full_text":"Here’s this silly remote control teapot racer I’ve been working on. #TheDarjeelingLimited <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CZvfeF9rzMe/?utm_medium=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CZvfeF9rzMe/?utm_medium=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 08 23:41:01 +0000 2022","id_str":"1491195391718879232","full_text":"Quoted for truth. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/kcm74/status/1481888119670689793\">https://twitter.com/kcm74/status/1481888119670689793</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 16:24:43 +0000 2022","id_str":"1490723207518818314","full_text":"Clever! <a href=\"https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1490690612672315398\">https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1490690612672315398</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 06 19:20:38 +0000 2022","id_str":"1490405091161128962","full_text":"WIP: a remote control city bus I’m converting into a teapot locomotive (named The Darjeeling Limited, natch) for next weekend’s teapot races. <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CZpboB8JqZl/?utm_medium=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CZpboB8JqZl/?utm_medium=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 04 21:14:37 +0000 2022","id_str":"1489708999201247236","full_text":"February in St. Louis. Amazing! <a href=\"https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1489667483158335488\">https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1489667483158335488</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 30 21:29:30 +0000 2022","id_str":"1487900806426898445","full_text":"@AliLozoff @genehack Went on to be the program director at KTEK (a non-licensed college radio station) for several years. I’ve had several careers since then but still love my radio days.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 17 20:09:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"225321334270472192","full_text":"Jezebel gets a hold on a satirical article in the UGA newspaper that was so good, no one knew if it was satire: <a href=\"http://jezebel.com/5925955/forget-what-youve-heard-heres-the-real-way-to-find-that-perfect-husband-in-college\">http://jezebel.com/5925955/forget-what-youve-heard-heres-the-real-way-to-find-that-perfect-husband-in-college</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 17 18:52:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"225301924096909312","full_text":"“Eight years was awesome and I was famous and I was powerful.” And he still sounds like he's twelve years old. <a href=\"http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78606.html\">http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0712/78606.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 17 03:56:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"225076372912082944","full_text":"Life gave me a bowl of cherries, so that’s what I had for dinner. <br><br>Ok, so I bought them at the store.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 17 02:20:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"225052343455068161","full_text":"Twelve pints of tomatoes, ready for a long bath in boiling water.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NKjx5Us2tp/\">http://instagr.am/p/NKjx5Us2tp/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 23:06:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"225003508255035393","full_text":"I guess I'm canning tomatoes tonight.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NKNlRsM2vD/\">http://instagr.am/p/NKNlRsM2vD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 21:24:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"224977934971183105","full_text":"I turned on my windshield wipers and a small green official looking piece of paper came flying out. I wonder what it was.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 21:16:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"224975844211294210","full_text":"That tank of gas lasted 502 miles. I’m glad I finally found a station with diesel, because I wouldn’t have made it to 503.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 18:00:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"224926618303471617","full_text":"If only I had the money and the time… <a href=\"http://campmighty.com/register/\">http://campmighty.com/register/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 15:21:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"224886413152370688","full_text":"Athens duo Cicada Rhythm does wonderful things with guitar and upright bass. <a href=\"http://cicadarhythm.org/\">http://cicadarhythm.org/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 14:08:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"224868088926048256","full_text":"\"Pretty Eight Machine\" by Inverse Phase is a really well done chipcore version of one of my favorite albums. <a href=\"http://inversephase.bandcamp.com/album/pretty-eight-machine\">http://inversephase.bandcamp.com/album/pretty-eight-machine</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 00:13:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"224657989754290176","full_text":"\"Counting Cracks\" by George R. Galuschak is the best \"Alien Insects Invade Earth\" short story I've read in a long time. <a href=\"http://www.strangehorizons.com/2011/20111107/counting-f.shtml\">http://www.strangehorizons.com/2011/20111107/counting-f.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 15 16:09:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"224536185169657856","full_text":"Pancakes topped with griddled cinnamoned peaches. Who needs syrup? <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NG5CPTs2n0/\">http://instagr.am/p/NG5CPTs2n0/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 21:36:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"224256112575254528","full_text":"If I had one of those auto exhaust testing places I would not name it, as this place in Decatur did, “Dad’s Emissions”.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 15:38:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"224166083219820544","full_text":"Vivian got to meet a real paleontologist, and he gave her study tips (\"lots of math!\"). <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NEQtnZs2jf/\">http://instagr.am/p/NEQtnZs2jf/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 14:42:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"224151819927035906","full_text":"Juniper was singing sweetly and softly in her chair. I leaned in close so I could hear. <br><br>“Give it away, give it away, give it away now.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 13:22:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"224131834810863617","full_text":"Ella Fitzgerald sang a mean funk cover of Cream’s “Sunshine of Your Love”.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 23:49:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"223927279573671937","full_text":"What's that? I opened a giant bottle of Peche Lambic and I'm the only one here who can drink it? Oh, of all the rotten luck.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 20:35:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"223878222339776512","full_text":"I've been waiting all year for storm season, just for this view from my desk.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NCN1g7M2v-/\">http://instagr.am/p/NCN1g7M2v-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 18:45:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"223850555515215872","full_text":"Two reviews of the new polyamory series on Showtime that premiered last night: snarky <a href=\"http://theblackleatherbelt.com/that-polyamory-show-on-showtime\">http://theblackleatherbelt.com/that-polyamory-show-on-showtime</a> and serious <a href=\"http://polyinthemedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/showtimes-polyamory-series-begins.html\">http://polyinthemedia.blogspot.com/2012/07/showtimes-polyamory-series-begins.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 15:08:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"223796023259181057","full_text":"This was way more interesting then I thought it'd be: \"Use Case Study House #1 A house designed like a web application\" <a href=\"http://davidgalbraith.org/essay/use-case-study-house-1-a-house-designed-like-a-web-application/2723/\">http://davidgalbraith.org/essay/use-case-study-house-1-a-house-designed-like-a-web-application/2723/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 14:36:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"223787922560790529","full_text":"Tomorrow the girls and I are going to see the #1 exhibit about #2. <a href=\"http://fernbankmuseum.org/explore-exhibits/special-exhibitions/the-scoop-on-poop/\">http://fernbankmuseum.org/explore-exhibits/special-exhibitions/the-scoop-on-poop/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 12 21:34:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"223530859549044736","full_text":"Grilled Peach and Ginger No-Dairy Ice Cream <a href=\"http://paleoparents.com/?p=7672\">http://paleoparents.com/?p=7672</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 11 21:42:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"223170340388483075","full_text":"Reminded that Elvis Perkins’ “Ash Wednesday” album exists, I was immediately compelled to play it dangerously loud &amp; sing along even louder.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 11 13:54:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"223052762433335296","full_text":"Well, suck. My favorite store in Athens, Helix, is closing. This was always the first place I went to for gifts. <a href=\"http://athens.patch.com/listings/helix-3\">http://athens.patch.com/listings/helix-3</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 11 01:05:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"222859090274168832","full_text":"Need to localize a Rails app, and want to do it the easy way? Here's localization as a service (act fast!): <a href=\"http://www.localeapp.com/\">http://www.localeapp.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 10 21:09:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"222799853854535680","full_text":"Today I learned in \"The Young Giant\" if a tiny boy nurses on a male giant's breast for years, he'll become a giant too. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/90-the-young-giant\">http://grimmlunch.org/90-the-young-giant</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 10 19:31:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"222775092168507392","full_text":"I turn 15,000 days old this October 11th, and feel like I ought to celebrate somehow.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 10 19:21:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"222772532321849346","full_text":"\"Do you know how to achieve the perfect point for the kind of work you need out of that pencil?\" <a href=\"http://mhpbooks.com/books/how-to-sharpen-pencils/\">http://mhpbooks.com/books/how-to-sharpen-pencils/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 10 16:07:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"222723636178595843","full_text":"What the hell is wrong with Daniel Tosh? <a href=\"http://breakfastcookie.tumblr.com/post/26879625651/so-a-girl-walks-into-a-comedy-club\">http://breakfastcookie.tumblr.com/post/26879625651/so-a-girl-walks-into-a-comedy-club</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 09 23:33:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"222473508968607745","full_text":"Seems like both my girls are changelings. Juniper is more often cat, dog, horse, or frog than human. And Viv is always reptilian. Or Luigi.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 09 20:48:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"222431944489705473","full_text":"See you in a few days. Just got a new game for my C-64.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/M38JROM2gS/\">http://instagr.am/p/M38JROM2gS/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 09 19:33:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"222413295255162881","full_text":"\"2012 Southern Foodways Symposium, Barbecue: An Exploration of Pitmasters, Places, Smoke, and Sauce\"<br>10/19-21/2012 OMG <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/45149798\">http://vimeo.com/45149798</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 09 14:12:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"222332413634822147","full_text":"Amanda Palmer &amp; The Grand Theft Orchestra's new uncensored video to \"Want It Back\" is glorious.<br><a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZCadqQY-Lw&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZCadqQY-Lw&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 09 02:48:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"222160340828438528","full_text":"Just finished a long book with Viv about a time traveling dragon that had to pretend to be a float in the Macy's parade to escape back home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 08 23:09:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"222105254022492161","full_text":"\"How can I find a renter for this Athens house/recording studio? Interpretive dance to Human League's 'Love Action'!\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S3YUuK0ICg&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S3YUuK0ICg&feature=player_embedded</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 08 18:06:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"222028985633226754","full_text":"The past will always surprise us. \"'Frankenstein' Bog Mummies Discovered in Scotland\" <a href=\"http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/07/120706-bog-mummies-body-parts-frankenstein-ancient-science/\">http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/07/120706-bog-mummies-body-parts-frankenstein-ancient-science/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 08 00:30:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"221763104281866240","full_text":"Say what? \"Duke Energy CEO Bill Johnson resigns after one day, gets $44 million in severance\" <a href=\"http://grist.org/news/duke-ceo-bill-johnson-resigns-after-one-day-gets-44-million-in-severance/\">http://grist.org/news/duke-ceo-bill-johnson-resigns-after-one-day-gets-44-million-in-severance/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 07 23:24:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"221746452874006528","full_text":"It has been brought to my attention that I am a colorful character. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MzEaZ5s2vm/\">http://instagr.am/p/MzEaZ5s2vm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 07 15:20:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"221624679293665283","full_text":"\"How tiny wasps cope with being smaller than amoebas\" <a href=\"http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2011/11/30/how-fairy-wasps-cope-with-being-smaller-than-amoebas/\">http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2011/11/30/how-fairy-wasps-cope-with-being-smaller-than-amoebas/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 06 20:48:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"221344798622220288","full_text":"Happy birthday to my father, enjoying the high life (I hope, today anyway) down in the Florida Keys!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 06 19:09:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"221319962801864705","full_text":"Some people ask how I can possibly do the absurd things I do on stage (like I'll be doing tonight). I have inspiration: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-nEE300\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSYV-nEE300</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 06 17:18:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"221292043283075074","full_text":"Amazing (to me) fact I learned: on this day 72 years ago, there were only 15 democracies/republics in the world.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 06 13:30:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"221234571964981250","full_text":"It was all somehow rather confusing, but I think I might have accidentally outrun a cop trying to pull me over this morning. That's new.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 05 21:29:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"220992795803004930","full_text":"Thomas Edison filmed a dance trapeze performance in 1901 that is relevant to my interests. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e02YvacskJ4&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e02YvacskJ4&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 05 15:57:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"220909228511068162","full_text":"My Brothers Grimm podcast has been downloaded 25,000 times as of this morning. I’ve slowed down this summer, but new eps are trickling out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 05 14:44:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"220890917341626368","full_text":"I don't think I've ever before seen a statue that actually drools.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ms_WBPs2hV/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ms_WBPs2hV/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 05 14:27:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"220886729232629761","full_text":"You know you work in Athens, GA when: one of your officemates suddenly leaves for two weeks to fill in for a sick member of Cracker on tour.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 05 14:02:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"220880312719249409","full_text":"Here is the game I gave to Vivian that stealthily taught her a semester's worth of algebra in one evening. It's great. <a href=\"http://dragonboxapp.com\">http://dragonboxapp.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 05 02:54:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"220712328730124288","full_text":"Revolutionary mouse, fighting King George for our freedoms.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MruI36s2vl/\">http://instagr.am/p/MruI36s2vl/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 22:21:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"220643398095355904","full_text":"So far in downtown Greenville I’ve been mistaken equally as “that guy in that band” or a carney.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 20:51:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"220620927875035138","full_text":"Vivian got a tattoo.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MrEoTTM2tZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/MrEoTTM2tZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 18:04:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"220578767419092993","full_text":"Dagnabit. No Greek food for me. Never on Sunday is closed this week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 15:32:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"220540664025321472","full_text":"My kilt and I are celebrating our independence from the English tyranny of pants.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 15:18:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"220537041694375936","full_text":"I've been looking forward all week to lunch at one of my favorite places anywhere: Never on Sunday in Greenville, SC. <a href=\"http://www.yelp.com/biz/never-on-sunday-greek-restaurant-greenville\">http://www.yelp.com/biz/never-on-sunday-greek-restaurant-greenville</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 03:44:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"220362315973935106","full_text":"\"Following her mother's death from a brain tumour, Kirsty channelled her grief into her passion for photography.\" <a href=\"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2145760/Wonderland-Kirsty-Mitchell-heart-breakingly-beautiful-photographic-series-memory-extraordinary-life.html\">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2145760/Wonderland-Kirsty-Mitchell-heart-breakingly-beautiful-photographic-series-memory-extraordinary-life.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 00:43:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"220316762770640897","full_text":"Just taught Vivian algebra. Not bad for a Tuesday night.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 03 22:40:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"220285861584044033","full_text":"After a couple days of work, we have a functioning well again. In a couple more days, the well house will ge <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MosNKss2g-/\">http://instagr.am/p/MosNKss2g-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 03 16:55:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"220199179312562176","full_text":"Maybe I just shop at the wrong places, but I am surprised by this town’s lack of patriotic undergarments.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 03 14:35:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"220163902783238145","full_text":"My next tattoo? <a href=\"http://someworriedshoes.tumblr.com/post/26193234665\">http://someworriedshoes.tumblr.com/post/26193234665</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 03 14:12:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"220158090694246400","full_text":"After about five hours over the last week of picking low hanging fruit for the Rails 2 -&gt; 3 conversion, all the main pages in my app load.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 03 13:43:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"220150659599695872","full_text":"\"I maintain my right to die as I have lived, a free woman, not cowed into silence by any other human being.\" <a href=\"http://susiebright.blogs.com/susie_brights_journal_/2012/06/americas-first-sexpert-the-woman-who-stood-up-to-anthony-comstock.html\">http://susiebright.blogs.com/susie_brights_journal_/2012/06/americas-first-sexpert-the-woman-who-stood-up-to-anthony-comstock.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 23:32:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"219936693078335488","full_text":"Joyeux anniversaire, Mom &amp; Dad!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 20:39:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"219892964971913216","full_text":"I've got enough bruises to make even veteran BDSMers raise their eyebrows, but trapeze this summer has been just the best.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 18:00:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"219853189049102336","full_text":"Gummi Bears evolved in a colder climate.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Mlnc6_s2sT/\">http://instagr.am/p/Mlnc6_s2sT/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 15:00:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"219807880327593984","full_text":"Wow, Verizon has totally hosed their new “Share Everything” billing plan. It’s not at all what they had advertised. Trying to undo it now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 13:55:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"219791329889239040","full_text":"Aw, shucks. The little Jittery Joe’s coffee shop at the tiny college by my house has closed down.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 12:52:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"219775547864125440","full_text":"Lots of heavy equipment is getting unloaded off trailers in my yard so they can get to work so I can have a functioning well again.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 11:34:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"219755820441804800","full_text":"\"Idleness is not just a vacation, an indulgence or a vice; it is indispensable to the brain.\" <a href=\"http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/30/the-busy-trap/\">http://opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/06/30/the-busy-trap/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 10:49:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"219744635801706496","full_text":"\"Growers (in Dothan, Alabama) finding new ways to reach customers in long, hot summers\" <a href=\"http://www2.dothaneagle.com/lifestyles/2012/jul/01/growers-finding-new-ways-reach-customers-long-hot--ar-4065071/\">http://www2.dothaneagle.com/lifestyles/2012/jul/01/growers-finding-new-ways-reach-customers-long-hot--ar-4065071/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 04:02:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"219642264031469569","full_text":"I bought a white wig for an upcoming theater bit, but after looking in the mirror I’m not sure why. #oldmanontheftontporch","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 01:13:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"219599583335034881","full_text":"\"My War on Clutter: Inspiration for Independence Day\" <a href=\"http://www.43folders.com/2007/07/03/clutter-independence-day\">http://www.43folders.com/2007/07/03/clutter-independence-day</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 01 21:07:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"219537773978333186","full_text":"Juniper's talking in her sleep about dancing with daddy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 17:16:41 +0000 2022","id_str":"1487112407281553414","full_text":"Current status <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1487112407281553414-FKNI2f7WQAEd69w.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1487112407281553414-FKNI2f7WQAEd69w.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 27 18:04:44 +0000 2022","id_str":"1486762111439101952","full_text":"Oh hey! It's been 15 years since this site killed my blog. Maybe *this* is the year I bring it back. #MyTwitterAnniversary <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1486762111439101952-FKIJ9XnX0As2vve.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1486762111439101952-FKIJ9XnX0As2vve.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 03:55:36 +0000 2022","id_str":"1485461257104900098","full_text":"A little critter I’ve been working on. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><video controls src=\"../../tweets_media/1485461257104900098-kIrWMVg3Fh92VCeD.mp4?tag=12\"></video></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"13","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 01 20:07:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"219522533777604608","full_text":"So what’s a paleo version of the tomato and mayonnaise sandwich?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 01 04:34:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"219287847306412032","full_text":"There's a month-long scavenger hunt across 20 independent Athens businesses starting now. Can you find Waldo? <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/business/2012-06-30/wheres-waldo-scavenger-hunt-begins-downtown\">http://onlineathens.com/business/2012-06-30/wheres-waldo-scavenger-hunt-begins-downtown</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 01 01:49:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"219246301668319233","full_text":"I was out in it much of the day but the heat didn’t seem so bad today. It is possible this (now empty) jug of hard cider had a part in that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 30 21:56:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"219187682893496320","full_text":"Portabella-bunned cheeseburger. Very tasty.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Mg4zXEs2mB/\">http://instagr.am/p/Mg4zXEs2mB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 30 21:29:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"219180894911598592","full_text":"This Brie is extra runny today. Still tasty, though. <br><br>*reads label*<br><br>It’s Romano?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 30 20:34:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"219167164769382401","full_text":"The “see how long you can hold your hand over the coals” heat test won’t work today. I only lasted 1.5 seconds &amp; haven’t even lit them yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 30 18:10:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"219130892231262208","full_text":"I used to spend my summers working at a place that had a cold room, three walk-in coolers, and a walk-in freezer. Not sure why I stopped.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 30 03:32:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"218909854994149377","full_text":"I’m thankful I have a creative outlet that lets me imagine how a founding father might reinterpret a hip hop song with a dance of his own.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 29 19:10:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"218783592824844288","full_text":"\"Hi! I'm food. Let me clarify: I'm real food.\" A digital literacy project via Red Clay Writing Project Summer Institute <a href=\"http://youtu.be/rvR7qiyVNIQ\">http://youtu.be/rvR7qiyVNIQ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 29 17:12:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"218753863170265090","full_text":"\"You know why people can't take the heat? Air-condition has ruined everybody. You know what I mean?\" <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/071611/oco_857876345.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/071611/oco_857876345.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 29 13:44:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"218701579690311680","full_text":"Many happy birthday wishes go out to my eldest sister Adrienne!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 29 13:14:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"218693830575276032","full_text":"Hottest temp ever in Athens is 108F, which just happens to be the predicted high today and tomorrow.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MdYIwts2i0/\">http://instagr.am/p/MdYIwts2i0/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 29 01:32:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"218517255397449728","full_text":"My dinner tonight is a root beer float with Bulleit. I'm not ashamed.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/McH7x4M2iC/\">http://instagr.am/p/McH7x4M2iC/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 22:35:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"218472819749691392","full_text":"So this Verizon consolidation requires they mail me new SIM cards, which they didn’t say until they irrevocably shut off all the old ones.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 21:53:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"218462057358557185","full_text":"Thanks to Verizon,s new shared data plan billing, my monthly Internet bill at home just went down by over $200. Huzzah!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 18:48:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"218415712790790144","full_text":"Jandek is coming.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MbZyPCM2i_/\">http://instagr.am/p/MbZyPCM2i_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 17:54:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"218401889623085058","full_text":"From my perch up above the sidewalks of downtown Athens, I get to see many interesting outfits. Like today's shiny blue tube top jump suit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 17:38:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"218397907026587649","full_text":"This week I green lit $3000 worth of well repairs.<br><br>Dude's gotta drink.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 03:29:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"218184313647280130","full_text":"A second show has been added, if you missed the first. Louis C.K. at the Classic Center in Athens on November 30th. <a href=\"https://buy.louisck.net/tour-dates\">https://buy.louisck.net/tour-dates</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 27 16:22:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"218016481345159168","full_text":"Welcome to Sales &amp; Marketing!  @ Partner Software <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MYkRLGs2ui/\">http://instagr.am/p/MYkRLGs2ui/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 27 00:46:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"217780842427199489","full_text":"“How many monsters do we have?”<br>“Six, but two are twins and work together on the killing.”<br><br>A group at this coffee shop has plans.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 27 00:16:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"217773305317441536","full_text":"I’m in a coffee shop located in an old car dealership. Such an odd use of space, but it works.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 26 21:57:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"217738283185225730","full_text":"Started converting my software project to Rails 3 from Rails 2.2. It still has a few plugins from Rails 0.9, so it’s probably time they go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 26 00:12:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"217409989537579009","full_text":"Louis C.K. is at the Classic Center in Athens on November 30th! $45 tickets, flat. No fees, no junk. <a href=\"https://buy.louisck.net/tour-dates\">https://buy.louisck.net/tour-dates</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 25 22:05:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"217378124940320769","full_text":"Successfully moved my main development project off subversion and onto GitHub. <br><br>2008 is awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 25 15:11:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"217273851426516992","full_text":"We've poisoned things so much that now we're being told to keep livestock out of stock ponds. <a href=\"http://ap.onlineathens.com/pstories/state/ga/20120625/1008582727.shtml\">http://ap.onlineathens.com/pstories/state/ga/20120625/1008582727.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 24 21:06:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"217000674330820608","full_text":"All done dancing with dragons. Now I can wait indignantly alongside the rest of you. (Only kidding, GRRM! Please don’t kill a Stark!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 24 14:02:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"216894020251688960","full_text":"At Lazy B Farm in Statham for Athens Locally Grown's June \"Farmer for a DaY\" event.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MQlxawM2gf/\">http://instagr.am/p/MQlxawM2gf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 24 02:01:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"216712569166114818","full_text":"I’m in the final chapters of Dance With Dragons, and about every third page I just have to put the book down and shake my head. And my fist.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 24 01:06:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"216698712766951424","full_text":"Tifton 85 grass, developed here by UGA, is being blamed for emitting cyanide gas and killing off Texas cattle.<br><a href=\"http://www.foodrenegade.com/mutated-gmo-grass-makes-cyanide-kills-cattle-2/\">http://www.foodrenegade.com/mutated-gmo-grass-makes-cyanide-kills-cattle-2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 23 19:14:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"216610202580029440","full_text":"I've got at least five backups, but it's still nerve wracking to delete 400GB off a computer I've used every day for years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 23 13:48:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"216528200870805504","full_text":"\"We might be better off if we didn't have a sex drive, for most of our lives, it causes nothing but trouble &amp; distress\" <a href=\"http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/jun/01/life-lust-appeal-sexless-marriage\">http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2012/jun/01/life-lust-appeal-sexless-marriage</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 21:29:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"216281847334842369","full_text":"Crispy pig's ears and house made hot sauce.   @ The Branded Butcher <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MMPZjqs2vC/\">http://instagr.am/p/MMPZjqs2vC/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 16:16:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"216202902170107905","full_text":"I can't get Dragon Age Origins to run on my new retina display MacBook Pro. Guess I have to send it back.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 15:41:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"216194255318814721","full_text":"In 6 weeks, the Curiosity Rover will go through 7 minutes of terror as it tries to land on Mars. Here's a great video: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzqdoXwLBT8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzqdoXwLBT8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 01:22:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"215978139053080576","full_text":"There’s a jolly tipsy fellow here with the face of Jimmy Carter and the voice of Jeff Foxworthy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 01:09:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"215974799363686400","full_text":"Part burger, part sausage.   @ Farm Cart <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MKDxtUM2tM/\">http://instagr.am/p/MKDxtUM2tM/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 01:06:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"215974077272301569","full_text":"Him: “We’ve got the burger and the housemade sausage. Yesterday I combined the two —”<br>Me: “Stop right there, my good man. I’ll take it!”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 21 22:37:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"215936601786818560","full_text":"\"How Caroline John Helped Save Doctor Who\" (and here's her obituary: <a href=\"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18531461\">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18531461</a> ) <a href=\"http://io9.com/5920283/how-caroline-john-helped-save-doctor-who\">http://io9.com/5920283/how-caroline-john-helped-save-doctor-who</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 21 17:11:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"215854575314415616","full_text":"Setting up a new development computer, and installed pow for the first time. That thing's magic. Feels like I'm living in the future! #rails","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 21 00:12:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"215597903119532032","full_text":"I have a hard time feeling sorry for Cersei, but her hike across the city was rough. #nospoilers","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 20 10:03:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"215384485389287424","full_text":"Before the dawn  @ Georgia Guidestones <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MF3VoRs2or/\">http://instagr.am/p/MF3VoRs2or/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 20 09:53:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"215381822945767424","full_text":"I haven’t been paying attention to the morning sky lately. Venus and Jupiter are rising together before the dawn, and make a great couple.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 20 01:49:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"215260113672474624","full_text":"Almost forgot the solstice is tomorrow. I need to get up early to go see sunrise at the Georgia Guidestones. Maybe I’ll catch a leprechaun?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 19 17:50:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"215139415742353408","full_text":"\"In My G4 Over Da Sea\" by Neutral Bling Hotel: it's a Neutral Milk Hotel hip-hop mashup album.<br> <a href=\"http://psycosis.bandcamp.com/album/in-my-g4-over-da-sea\">http://psycosis.bandcamp.com/album/in-my-g4-over-da-sea</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 18 11:18:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"214678538861809664","full_text":"18 holes of disc golf in the woods is a lovely way to greet the sunrise.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 17 20:24:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"214453461348122626","full_text":"True story: I just stuck my hand in a black widow nest built around a wasp nest. It was the wasps that got me. I think.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 16 23:01:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"214130539941199873","full_text":"Introducing Vivian to a classic.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/L89GuPM2pQ/\">http://instagr.am/p/L89GuPM2pQ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 16 02:04:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"213814343274475520","full_text":"I just caught Juniper in her crib playing air guitar. Don’t worry about her losing her nerd cred: it was to Weird Al’s “He’s Gump”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 15 20:36:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"213731756975718401","full_text":"It's a corn three-way.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/L6Hsq0s2mj/\">http://instagr.am/p/L6Hsq0s2mj/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 15 12:35:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"213610765935054849","full_text":"I’ve been told Mighty Mighty Bosstones front man Dicky Barrett sings just like Bowser.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 15 12:27:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"213608718397476866","full_text":"Mornings this week I’ve given Viv a survey of my ska library. She likes it punkish. Also early Bosstones &amp; Reel Big Fish. She’s a good kid.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 12:55:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"212890993375199232","full_text":"“Are you wondering how a velociraptor can pretend to be a shark?”<br><br>A lot of my conversations with Vivian begin along these lines.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 01:28:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"212718018982182913","full_text":"An actual quote from Juniper, spoken at two a.m., five feet from where I was sleeping:<br><br>“GOOD MORNING!!!!!”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 01:18:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"212715424968740865","full_text":"Finished the bottle of \"Viking Blod\", a hibiscus and hops mead. Good flavor, but unfortunately another examp <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ly5gVkM2sX/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ly5gVkM2sX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 12 14:20:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"212549867120230400","full_text":"Somehow I'd missed Merlin Labs! 5 Surprising House Hacks! which has surprising uses for cock paper &amp; Lincoln rods. <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/7173596\">http://vimeo.com/7173596</a> NSFW","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 23:03:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"212319200306401281","full_text":"I’m bleeding heavily from a gash I got while opening a jar of relaxing bath salts. Hi.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 12:50:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"212164867996659713","full_text":"Viv complained the music was putting her to sleep, so I put in Johnny Socko. Ska rock opera about big rig truck drivers will wake her up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 12:26:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"212158963192578048","full_text":"“it’s a Pepsi truck, carrying Pepsi Coke.”<br><br>I’m a Yankee, but my daughter’s a true Southerner.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 02:59:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"212016177357127680","full_text":"Replacing some old worn out XL shirts with some new L shirts. Never before in my adult life have I worn merely a Large.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 02:38:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"212010864415481856","full_text":"I’ve just run out of rye whiskey. It’s a good thing I’m not Tex Ritter.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 10 19:42:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"211906236013219842","full_text":"Making myself an afternoon mocha, and it occurred to me to stir in some chocolate malt ovaltine before I steam the milk. That’s a keeper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 10 01:08:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"211625812552720385","full_text":"Neal Stephenson has a Kickstarter project for a video game. Even if you don't plan on giving money, watch his video! <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/260688528/clang\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/260688528/clang</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 09 23:51:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"211606556066852864","full_text":"Juniper: &lt;farts&gt; &lt;giggles&gt; “That’s so funny!”<br><br>And so it begins.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 09 23:15:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"211597379319775232","full_text":"Made a bunch of sweet potato chips, which was kind of a problem. It took me exactly as long to eat one batch as it did to fry the next.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 09 22:13:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"211581786797522944","full_text":"June 9th, and I just finished planting my garden. A little late, true, but to make up for it it’s the largest it’s been in seven years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 09 18:16:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"211522048185470976","full_text":"Huh. There’s a brand new nine hole disc golf course three miles from my house. Time to rearrange my workout routines.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 09 16:29:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"211495203478061059","full_text":"I’m not thirteen anymore, but I still find “One Night in Bangkok” titillating.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 08 20:57:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"211200413062537216","full_text":"Here's video of a mini-recital Vivian's trapeze group did this morning.  <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ntNd35cZY&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ntNd35cZY&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 08 17:21:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"211146011635236864","full_text":"\"Did you ever grow anything in the garden of your mind? You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind.\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 21 02:27:16 +0000 2022","id_str":"1484351860446150664","full_text":"If you like piña coladas<br>and the taste of quinine<br><br>you might like this “Bitter Colada”. Each serving contains an ounce and a half of Angostura bitters. #MoreThanADash <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/ewagoner/p/CY-YyVPrpy2/?utm_medium=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/ewagoner/p/CY-YyVPrpy2/?utm_medium=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 04:33:34 +0000 2022","id_str":"1481846929373937668","full_text":"Squids can fly now. Ok. Well. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/goseascience/status/1481689979990462465\">https://twitter.com/goseascience/status/1481689979990462465</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 12:02:19 +0000 2022","id_str":"1480510312042450944","full_text":"Bingo! <a href=\"https://twitter.com/BadBirchBotanic/status/1479956652283645953\">https://twitter.com/BadBirchBotanic/status/1479956652283645953</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 08 15:40:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"211120422383665152","full_text":"Vivian has joined me as a trapeze student.   @ Canopy Studio <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LnkClOs2o2/\">http://instagr.am/p/LnkClOs2o2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 08 11:27:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"211056914048626689","full_text":"I've been methodically emptying out my home liquor cabinet, and am down to two unopened bottles. Viking Blod <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LnHWT8M2tm/\">http://instagr.am/p/LnHWT8M2tm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 07 21:05:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"210839911450943489","full_text":"\"Food Subscription Service Foodzie Gets Gobbled Up By Video Shopping Network Joyus\" Sounds like the death of Foodzie. <a href=\"http://techcrunch.com/2012/06/05/foodzie/\">http://techcrunch.com/2012/06/05/foodzie/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 07 20:03:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"210824222010900480","full_text":"There’s only 13 hours left to get in on an all-day distillery class for a mere $97. You even get lunch! Also, booze. <a href=\"http://www.livingsocial.com/deals/322964?rpi=63606956&ref=personalized-link-box-63606956&rui=21757887\">http://www.livingsocial.com/deals/322964?rpi=63606956&ref=personalized-link-box-63606956&rui=21757887</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 07 13:55:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"210731674714116096","full_text":"Ray Bradbury reading his poem \"If Only We Had Taller Been\" as Mariner 9 was reaching Mars in 1971. I was 2 months old. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtZjbTDTDk&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBtZjbTDTDk&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 07 12:54:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"210716412346515457","full_text":"\"The Tree Room\" on Oneta Street is one of my favorite secret spaces in Athens.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Lksiu2s2kO/\">http://instagr.am/p/Lksiu2s2kO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 16:20:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"210405724721922048","full_text":"“Father’s Day deals for the man who felt you kick inside him for nine months” WTF, Groupon?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 14:49:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"210382990738595840","full_text":"I’ve been wanting to direct Bradbury’s stage adaptation of The Martian Chronicles at the community theater here for years. Someday I will.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 14:45:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"210381918838075393","full_text":"“There Will Come Soft Rains” shaped my view of our relationship with technology and what we leave behind. <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Will_Come_Soft_Rains_(short_story)\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Will_Come_Soft_Rains_(short_story)</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 14:37:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"210379822306836480","full_text":"I first read “All Summer in a Day” when I was seven, and it haunts me still. <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Summer_in_a_Day\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_Summer_in_a_Day</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 14:25:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"210376872280850432","full_text":"‘This is a fine picture. It came from the hand and the mind of a man inspired. Its idea and its color are from life. This thing is good.’”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 14:13:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"210373791099011072","full_text":"Oh, no. I knew it was coming, but it makes it no less painful. RIP, Ray Bradbury. You impacted me like no other.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 13:11:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"210358155476090880","full_text":"Taking the road less travelled. Not road, really, but more maze of twisty hedgerows. But I’ve got a strong internal compass to keep me true.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 05 23:53:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"210157401071034368","full_text":"“So the next time Venus does this, I’ll be dead?” Well, I was trying not to just come out and say it, but yeah. Probably so.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 05 23:31:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"210152007380639745","full_text":"The sun came out just in time for me to rig up a way to see Venus' transit.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Lgr5KxM2vi/\">http://instagr.am/p/Lgr5KxM2vi/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 05 19:23:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"210089515442900992","full_text":"Found some fun new (to me) ska. The Taj Motel Trio’s album “Feels the Force” opens w/ a rockin’ tribute to Darth Vader. It’s on the iTunes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 05 12:55:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"209991779565568001","full_text":"“Weird Al is the funniest guy in the world! No wait, Luigi is.” — my daughter","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 05 01:31:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"209819590925103106","full_text":"Bettie Page demonstrates how far a strip-teaser can go according to various states’ indecency laws (in 1953). <a href=\"http://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Assorted-assorted-shots-of-Bettie-Page-circa-1953.html\">http://www.pulpinternational.com/pulp/entry/Assorted-assorted-shots-of-Bettie-Page-circa-1953.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 04 21:54:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"209765104466661377","full_text":"My child, answering the call of the wild. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ldui_sRuLo/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ldui_sRuLo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 04 01:38:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"209459037589344259","full_text":"I had a full dinner, but I’m still so ravenous I could eat a Vogon’s grandmother.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 04 00:04:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"209435328749117440","full_text":"The press reports that Romney has clinched the nomination, but I keep reading about chaos at state Repub conventions:<br><a href=\"http://www.policymic.com/articles/9163/ron-paul-delegates-arrested-as-they-win-a-majority-at-louisiana-gop-convention\">http://www.policymic.com/articles/9163/ron-paul-delegates-arrested-as-they-win-a-majority-at-louisiana-gop-convention</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 03 18:36:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"209352845802213377","full_text":"Juniper and I were dancing in the kitchen together to T.A.T.U.’s cover of The Smiths’ “How Soon is Now?”. And that’s why I became a father.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 03 17:26:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"209335296679084032","full_text":"(Hopefully) photoshopped NSFW science fair displays. <a href=\"http://www.humorgasms.com/2012/01/weird-science-11-pics/\">http://www.humorgasms.com/2012/01/weird-science-11-pics/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 03 16:13:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"209316987564867584","full_text":"Juniper’s at the stage where owies can be instantly cured with kisses. And she’s faking tripping to claim even more kisses, which is cute.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 03 14:41:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"209293818669957122","full_text":"Friends from several states away are coming to distill liquor with me. Why don’t you join us? <a href=\"http://www.livingsocial.com/deals/322964?rpi=63606956&ref=personalized-link-box-63606956&rui=21757887\">http://www.livingsocial.com/deals/322964?rpi=63606956&ref=personalized-link-box-63606956&rui=21757887</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 02 21:09:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"209028962129678337","full_text":"Juniper likes the salsa *and* the guacamole.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LYtOmZs2vS/\">http://instagr.am/p/LYtOmZs2vS/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 02 04:12:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"208773013720666113","full_text":"It’s been 20 years since I’ve seen Alien, and had forgotten some key elements. What a great movie.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 02 02:27:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"208746627962376192","full_text":"I'm the only adult home and the girls are asleep, so: Alien on Blu-Ray, in the dark, with headphones.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LWswL0s2lB/\">http://instagr.am/p/LWswL0s2lB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 02 00:04:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"208710709419327488","full_text":"The video for The Flaming Lips and Erykah Badu’s “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” is very NSFW &amp; oddly beautiful. <br><a href=\"http://vimeo.com/43225458\">http://vimeo.com/43225458</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 21:09:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"208666545893810176","full_text":"Tomboy kicks aside<br>her coniferous quilt<br><br>and wipes the sleep<br>from her eyes with<br><br>passing rags of nimbus.<br><br><a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dziupla/cedar-toothpick-the-tomboy-dioramas\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/dziupla/cedar-toothpick-the-tomboy-dioramas</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 18:29:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"208626346400821249","full_text":"When I'm at the end of the bottle, I shoot the last two swallows.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LV2Dlvs2mq/\">http://instagr.am/p/LV2Dlvs2mq/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 15:34:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"208582213032345600","full_text":"Juniper playing in the Bat Cave with Batman, Koopa, and Pikachu. #nerdlife4ever <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LVh6hxM2tE/\">http://instagr.am/p/LVh6hxM2tE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 14:39:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"208568500346822656","full_text":"Here’s the distillery deal, if anyone else wants in. If 3 of you do, I get in for free. So… come make booze with me! <a href=\"https://www.livingsocial.com/deals/322964?ref=conf-jp&rpi=63606956\">https://www.livingsocial.com/deals/322964?ref=conf-jp&rpi=63606956</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 14:12:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"208561776487432193","full_text":"Got a social coupon dealie in my inbox this morning for a seven hour distilling workshop in Greenville for $95. That’s mighty tempting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 13:20:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"208548657614692352","full_text":"Viv: “Hey dad, look! I’m the herbivore and she’s the carnivore. Hurry, Juni, your prey’s getting away!”<br>Juniper: &lt;roars&gt;","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 13:02:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"208544002667069442","full_text":"Working at home today which means, of course, bottomless mocha. <br><br>Interpret that as you will.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 03:39:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"208402316733329408","full_text":"OMG I have to throw (or attend) an “Area 54” party. A top secret military &amp; extraterrestrial discotheque. That’s brilliant!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 03:30:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"208400214594306048","full_text":"Thanks to the “Little Little Italy” storyline in ep 2 of “Jon Benjamin Has a Van”, I’ll never be able to watch The Borrowers the same again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 01:33:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"208370644260360193","full_text":"This week’s “Back to Work” with Merlin Mann, “Seven Dwarfs of Bad Emotion” is gold from start to finish. <a href=\"http://5by5.tv/b2w/69\">http://5by5.tv/b2w/69</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 31 16:06:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"208227906940448768","full_text":"Sokath, his eyes uncovered.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 30 22:12:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"207957599809839105","full_text":"Texting Level: Expert <a href=\"http://www.booksofadam.com/2012/02/texting-level-expert.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=sm\">http://www.booksofadam.com/2012/02/texting-level-expert.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=sm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 30 20:56:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"207938571586375681","full_text":"Community Supported Herbalism: An herbal medicine CSA for Asheville, NC <a href=\"http://herbanfarmacy.org/\">http://herbanfarmacy.org/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue May 29 21:56:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"207591307667968001","full_text":"I set out in the rooftop garden for a bit after work and practiced my banjo. It felt really nice. Hopefully I can make it a daily habit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 29 15:51:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"207499372861210624","full_text":"Just amazed myself by looking at the map of farmers markets using my software: <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net/markets/map\">http://locallygrown.net/markets/map</a> Green pins are fully operational markets","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue May 29 14:17:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"207475753003122688","full_text":"\"20 Things I Should Have Known at 20\" Really, all of these are golden, no matter your age. <a href=\"http://inoveryourhead.net/20-things-i-should-have-known-at-20/\">http://inoveryourhead.net/20-things-i-should-have-known-at-20/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 28 23:03:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"207245740941127680","full_text":"Mashed blueberries that have been steeping in vodka since last July, simple syrup, and fizzy water. Add froz <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LMCT-WM2n3/\">http://instagr.am/p/LMCT-WM2n3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 28 16:57:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"207153629034065920","full_text":"I’m at a stranger’s house and meet their boy Tycho. “As in Tycho Brahe?” Stunned look. “Not many people know of Tycho Brahe!” That’s a pity.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 27 09:40:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"206681352878309376","full_text":"Normally I’m not a fan of getting up early. But when it’s to start a pork butt in the smoker, well, that’s just fine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 26 23:14:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"206523779101368321","full_text":"You might ask how a place can sell this tea for only $1.75, but it's summer in Georgia. It's easy to come by <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LG55T0M2kj/\">http://instagr.am/p/LG55T0M2kj/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 26 21:26:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"206496438249730049","full_text":"Juniper is wandering the party calling “Dinosaurs, where are you?” And then roaring at people. No one is batting an eye.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 26 20:03:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"206475554189357056","full_text":"I’m an hour away from home and there’a a punch bowl full of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. I’ll need help rehabilitating.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 26 16:29:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"206421836903354368","full_text":"Bathrobe, towel, teacup. Check, check, and check. Hello! I’m Dent. Arthur Dent. (Off to a nerdy friend’s 42nd birthday party!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 22:21:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"206148048131325952","full_text":"Even butchers have to pay Jabba their debts.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LEPEf4s2mQ/\">http://instagr.am/p/LEPEf4s2mQ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 21:26:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"206134177844834304","full_text":"\"I made you something special,\" Chef Matt says. It's mortadella made from scratch, an  @ The Branded Butcher <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LEIm9QM2jE/\">http://instagr.am/p/LEIm9QM2jE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 20:32:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"206120495081455618","full_text":"What’s to be then, O my brother?<br>Sister, what is in your heart?<br>Tell me now the hopes you harbour<br>What’s the task, and where to start?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 18:58:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"206097003736858625","full_text":"\"If we geeks had theological debates, I think this would be our debate.\" <a href=\"http://inessential.com/2012/05/25/the_key_difference_between_douglas_adams\">http://inessential.com/2012/05/25/the_key_difference_between_douglas_adams</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 18:48:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"206094309030768641","full_text":"Hear, hear! “So when she goes out into the world, she’s going out with a command that it is hers.” — Will Smith <a href=\"http://www.shakesville.com/2012/05/quote-of-day_25.html\">http://www.shakesville.com/2012/05/quote-of-day_25.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 01:35:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"205834392206180353","full_text":"Met some people who are fans of something I’ve done, and came to realize I have no good answer for “what do you do?” What *do* I do?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 00:34:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"205819004110123008","full_text":"Flowering artichokes at my farmers market today.   @ Athens Locally Grown <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LB5f-PM2m9/\">http://instagr.am/p/LB5f-PM2m9/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 24 13:35:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"205653165394239488","full_text":"Platter looks interesting. Basically it's a cooking-specific instagram w/ tagged ingredients. Let's inspire each other! <a href=\"http://www.platterhq.com/\">http://www.platterhq.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 24 10:58:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"205613702051938305","full_text":"I leveled out in April (even though my waist kept shrinking) but now the weight chart's dropping again.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LAcCIqM2qD/\">http://instagr.am/p/LAcCIqM2qD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 24 10:45:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"205610523239264257","full_text":"I should be annoyed w/ but am actually thankful to George R. R. Martin for the voice in my head reminding me \"You know nothing, Jon Snow!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 23 22:55:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"205431825747820544","full_text":"It's a perfect evening for the sunroof open as much as it can go and New Order as loud as they can go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 23 12:25:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"205273237075148800","full_text":"\"Read a Book (Dirty Version)\" NSFW Gangsta rap about reading books, brushing teeth, drinking H2O, &amp; other good things. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 23 03:23:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"205136791009894401","full_text":"The Colbert Report came to an end, and as we closed down the TV a voice came from the crib: \"He's so funny!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 22 23:08:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"205072628455702530","full_text":"This TV news story on Nathan and Tina Levy of St. Petersburg, Florida, and their urban garden and market is wonderful. <a href=\"http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/18403369/st-pete-couple-turns-growing-garden-into-growing-business\">http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/story/18403369/st-pete-couple-turns-growing-garden-into-growing-business</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 22 20:33:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"205033747932917760","full_text":"Today I read my 83rd fairy tale: Lucky Hans. He starts with a giant gold nugget and trades a la One Red Paperclip.  <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/83-lucky-hans\">http://grimmlunch.org/83-lucky-hans</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 22 16:51:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"204977872664928256","full_text":"I never in a million years thought I'd get to say this, but I'm on this week's Radio Lab on NPR. For four words, but still... Radio Lab!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 21 01:13:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"204379407115227136","full_text":"Had a sudden craving for schnitzel, and since I don't know of a good schnitzel place within 100 miles, I had <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/K3qwy5s2sm/\">http://instagr.am/p/K3qwy5s2sm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 20 02:06:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"204030268095479809","full_text":"Home alone, mixing my own Old Fashions. In a pint mason jar. It's summertime, and the livin' is easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 19 23:33:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"203991899835604992","full_text":"A deer walked through my garden, pooped, and don't eat a thing. That's a first.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/K06l9Ks2m3/\">http://instagr.am/p/K06l9Ks2m3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 19 23:14:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"203987010585772032","full_text":"I've a hard time believing no one in this house wants even a sliver of strawberry pie, but that's not going to stop me from eating it all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 19 22:18:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"203973022066032640","full_text":"A five minute BBC video about a dapper English gentleman whom I happen to have things in common with.  <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMahvwb00Xc&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMahvwb00Xc&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 19 01:54:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"203664796963450882","full_text":"There is belly dancing to \"Istanbul (Not Constantinople)\". Two of my favorite things!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 19 01:04:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"203652335107440641","full_text":"I'm not not licking toads.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 18 23:57:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"203635429310865408","full_text":"I'll vouch for JD McPherson's new rockabilly album \"Signs &amp; Signifiers\". It's good stuff! <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/2012/05/18/153000478/jd-mcpherson-when-a-punk-goes-vintage\">http://www.npr.org/2012/05/18/153000478/jd-mcpherson-when-a-punk-goes-vintage</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 18 14:31:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"203493006299508736","full_text":"A board game that starts with an Atlantic City full of little green houses, and then The Old Ones arrive... <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/forkingpath/the-doom-that-came-to-atlantic-city\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/forkingpath/the-doom-that-came-to-atlantic-city</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 18 13:57:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"203484418852139010","full_text":"Good lord, the 70s were weird. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK3SWTuY3FY&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK3SWTuY3FY&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 18 01:31:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"203296681943515136","full_text":"Just renewed my standing agreement with the new cook at the Farm Cart. \"Oh, you're the guy!\" he says. \"They showed me the pictures!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 17 13:40:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"203117711679688705","full_text":"\"There are no guarantees in life. Except, maybe, rocks.\" <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/rock-on/\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/rock-on/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 16 21:14:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"202869558841839616","full_text":"I still think of you, Jim Henson. <a href=\"http://www.whyilovecomics.com/?p=76\">http://www.whyilovecomics.com/?p=76</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed May 16 16:10:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"202793031169089536","full_text":"Today's fairy tale is titled \"The Death of the Hen\" and the last line is \"And then, everyone was dead.\" Walt Disney passed this one by?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 23:53:59 +0000 2022","id_str":"1589043380360814592","full_text":"Over twenty two years for me, and I concur. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/suegyford/status/1588957965331365888\">https://twitter.com/suegyford/status/1588957965331365888</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 04 17:26:36 +0000 2022","id_str":"1588583502823522304","full_text":"I don’t really have an exit strategy yet but I’m mostly here to keep up with you (yes you) so I’ll go where you go. Sometimes I might even beat you there. I’ve been posting photos for a few months mostly into the void at BeReal, for instance. I’m the usual ewagoner over there.","favorite_count":"10","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 03 20:00:22 +0000 2022","id_str":"1588259814290997256","full_text":"Paging @holophrastic_an <a href=\"https://twitter.com/MCRofficaiI/status/1587597407453581312\">https://twitter.com/MCRofficaiI/status/1587597407453581312</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 04:49:16 +0000 2022","id_str":"1587305752984707073","full_text":"Somebody went and did it! <a href=\"https://twitter.com/jana_pruden/status/1587236612303642625\">https://twitter.com/jana_pruden/status/1587236612303642625</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 23:14:14 +0000 2022","id_str":"1586134274121531395","full_text":"EM is tweeting dick jokes about rank and file workers as he’s firing them. Why anyone would continue to work there voluntarily is beyond me.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 27 18:03:50 +0000 2021","id_str":"1475527859825524748","full_text":"Pretty sure I've read this book, and it didn't turn out to well for those of us with real brains then. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/partikelchen/status/1475442157502795778\">https://twitter.com/partikelchen/status/1475442157502795778</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 16 12:34:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"202738706304598017","full_text":"Today is Vivian's last day of second grade, so that means another video of her running to get on the bus. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxM69MfoSjU&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxM69MfoSjU&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 15 17:37:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"202452725529722880","full_text":"This \"Sabotage\" remake/tribute is so, so good. <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/42106181\">https://vimeo.com/42106181</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 14 02:46:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"201866018346373120","full_text":"Tomorrow I perform my trapeze final in front of my classmates, many of whom are lithe young dancer types. I'll try to keep up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 13 02:39:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"201501833745809408","full_text":"Juniper has a clownfish puppet and a rubber dinosaur, and is making them tell each other knock knock jokes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 12 23:50:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"201459390950285312","full_text":"Juniper is scatting along to TMBG instrumentals. I realize that could be a poop joke, but it's not.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 12 18:25:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"201377536851197952","full_text":"I wonder if Melisandre could raise a dragon with one of these.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KiVwxlM2lc/\">http://instagr.am/p/KiVwxlM2lc/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 12 11:25:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"201271925908045824","full_text":"Three squares of this Askinosie chocolate bar to four shots of espresso is a lovely thing.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Khln9WM2gn/\">http://instagr.am/p/Khln9WM2gn/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat May 12 02:47:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"201141432294195202","full_text":"\"On the rack: A cultural history of breasts\" <a href=\"http://www.salon.com/2012/05/10/on_the_rack_a_cultural_history_of_breasts/singleton/\">http://www.salon.com/2012/05/10/on_the_rack_a_cultural_history_of_breasts/singleton/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 12 01:11:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"201117262885814272","full_text":"Louis C. K. sends out the best marketing emails.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 11 20:18:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"201043560605294592","full_text":"Afternoon snack of from-scratch pickled sausages with house-made saltines and a Ward   @ The Branded Butcher <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Kf9zH7s2oj/\">http://instagr.am/p/Kf9zH7s2oj/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 11 16:09:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"200980968159444992","full_text":"Perhaps the best blog post on community theater I've ever seen. <a href=\"http://towngownplayers.wordpress.com/2012/05/10/pupate/\">http://towngownplayers.wordpress.com/2012/05/10/pupate/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 11 12:18:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"200922748955009024","full_text":"Vivian's school was nearly closed permanently this week, as the local district needs draconian measures to make budget. <a href=\"http://m.independentmail.com/news/2012/may/08/carnesville-elementary-school-stay-open-one-more-y/\">http://m.independentmail.com/news/2012/may/08/carnesville-elementary-school-stay-open-one-more-y/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 10 17:08:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"200633436984188929","full_text":"Had lots of fun this spring playing at being a burlesque dancer, but it's time to retire. My doppelgänger @dirkroughly is taking the reins.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 10 11:40:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"200550983334510592","full_text":"Some gangs tag liquor stores, and others are more cerebral.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KcdzjRM2lO/\">http://instagr.am/p/KcdzjRM2lO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 09 22:20:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"200349537477472256","full_text":"Stopped in for an Old Fashioned and a Scotch Egg.   @ The Branded Butcher <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KbCOlTs2or/\">http://instagr.am/p/KbCOlTs2or/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 09 20:36:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"200323427243016193","full_text":"Why isn't there a child care facility in Athens that is open Friday and Saturday nights until 3am? Such a place would make a killing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 09 19:30:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"200306824094818304","full_text":"\"Orangutans at Miami zoo communicating with iPads\" This is so wonderful. <a href=\"http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9To5Mac-MacAllDay/~3/b8kbBnQkUhM/\">http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/9To5Mac-MacAllDay/~3/b8kbBnQkUhM/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 09 00:30:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"200019919654486016","full_text":"At a brewery, eating goat. As one does.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KYsYXAs2nd/\">http://instagr.am/p/KYsYXAs2nd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 21:18:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"199971468707246080","full_text":"\"Brave\" is already my favorite Pixar film.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 19:58:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"199951454964940801","full_text":"Four and a half minutes of the masterful \"Walt Disney's The Taxi Driver\" <a href=\"https://vimeo.com/37154658\">https://vimeo.com/37154658</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 16:48:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"199903729707782144","full_text":"The elevator smells like enchiladas and chest hair. Not recommended.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 13:42:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"199856899330551808","full_text":"An elderly resident of a nearby town was self-medicating using flowers he grew himself in the yard, now faces prison. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-05-07/poppy-analysis-determine-if-drug-arrests-will-be-made-winder\">http://onlineathens.com/local-news/2012-05-07/poppy-analysis-determine-if-drug-arrests-will-be-made-winder</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 13:32:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"199854256394747905","full_text":"Here's a wonderful 10 minute film: “The Politics of Competitive Board Gaming Amongst Friends” <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/40503001\">http://vimeo.com/40503001</a> (via @mmmarilyn)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 00:48:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"199662110505050113","full_text":"Juniper's in her crib watching NASA videos about stellar dynamics on the iPad. She found them and started playing them by herself.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 07 20:00:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"199589617723375616","full_text":"Only one more session of my trapeze class, and then they're on break until June. I'll try not to atrophy before I'm \"Adult Beginner III\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 07 19:31:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"199582176310853633","full_text":"It's amazing just how little water it takes to make Earth a water planet. <a href=\"http://ga.water.usgs.gov/edu/2010/gallery/global-water-volume.html\">http://ga.water.usgs.gov/edu/2010/gallery/global-water-volume.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 06 16:04:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"199167699799130112","full_text":"She brought froggie over to smell the flowers.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KSoywMM2iq/\">http://instagr.am/p/KSoywMM2iq/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 06 15:45:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"199162887590260737","full_text":"Seven Athens chefs are cooking dishes made with Red Mule grits are Mills Farm on Harve Mathis Rd until 2pm. $10. Meet Luke the red mule!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 16:28:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"198811341945962498","full_text":"Went to my first open trapeze studio and worked on my routine until I made it all the way through three times. It felt great!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 14:58:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"198788759003734017","full_text":"Tech Wiz at work <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KP8cNJM2hi/\">http://instagr.am/p/KP8cNJM2hi/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 04:04:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"198624233478303746","full_text":"I always thought I'd like one, but now that I've got one, I *love* my inversion table. It's my first ever bit of gym equipment.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 03:37:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"198617375535411200","full_text":"I'm 30 years late to the party, but if you x the B-52s, Talking Heads, &amp; Devo &amp; turn em Japanese, you get The Plastics. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLl44pj7a70&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLl44pj7a70&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 02:59:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"198607776870699008","full_text":"Fizzy water, tart cherry juice concentrate, and amaretto. That's some good stuff, right there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 01:11:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"198580729087672320","full_text":"So while my daughter the rat watches a better movie, my 2yo's in her crib on an iPad, trying to play backgammon. She wants me to teach her.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 00:41:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"198573133391867904","full_text":"\"This movie is too kissy.\"<br>\"You don't like kissing?\"<br>\"I'm a rat for crying out loud.\"<br><br>Around here, it's all dada all the time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 00:28:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"198569726673293312","full_text":"Very well deserved! RT @HughAcheson: My book won the James beard award for best American cookbook! Go team!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 23:44:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"198558876205981696","full_text":"A few years ago it was a struggle to find local sustainable meat. Now farmers work to find a niche. Tonight's dinner: water buffalo steak.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 21:02:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"198517997495787522","full_text":"Old Maps Online is one of the best websites ever. An HTML (no flash!) index of historical maps, accessed via... a map. <a href=\"http://www.oldmapsonline.org/\">http://www.oldmapsonline.org/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 18:50:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"198484727978672128","full_text":"Put your left leg down your right leg up<br>Tilt your head back let's finish the cup","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 18:29:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"198479411379576832","full_text":"Today's fairy tale is actually a comedy. Clever Gretel, a fashionable cook and a lush, eats the food she was to serve. <a href=\"http://gimmlunch.org/77-clever-gretel\">http://gimmlunch.org/77-clever-gretel</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 03:18:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"198250343216316417","full_text":"This belt for my kilt was custom fitted on Labor Day. I added the latest notch today. Seeing it laid out lik <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KMHhYLs2oN/\">http://instagr.am/p/KMHhYLs2oN/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 03 15:28:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"198071503521198080","full_text":"Only three days to go to kickstart a \"floatoshoot\" of Athens' own Honeypots floating down waterways. <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1029953918/honeypot-floatoshoot-tour-1?ref=home_location\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1029953918/honeypot-floatoshoot-tour-1?ref=home_location</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu May 03 14:40:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"198059565667975168","full_text":"A wonderful article about my Athens online farmers market in John Deere's The Furrow magazine, by Charles Johnson (pdf) <a href=\"http://athens.locallygrown.net/files/document/document/1566/original/TheFurrow.pdf\">http://athens.locallygrown.net/files/document/document/1566/original/TheFurrow.pdf</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 03 13:22:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"198039820105293824","full_text":"\"What should we get Mom for Mom's Day?\"<br>\"Scaly dragon earrings.\"<br>\"She might not like dragons as much as you.\"<br>\"She should join the team.\"","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 20:51:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"197790412033884160","full_text":"Today I posted my 75th Grimm's Fairy Tale, closing out a series of short tales where the Fox is really quite the ass. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/75-the-fox-and-the-cat\">http://grimmlunch.org/75-the-fox-and-the-cat</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 20:08:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"197779685185294336","full_text":"The heat index is current 97 degrees, and it's May 2. I really ought to start looking for property in Vermont. Or Greenland.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 16:57:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"197731588946132992","full_text":"I linked to a video of Neil deGrasse Tyson's \"the most astounding fact\" quote a while back. Here is is as a comic: <a href=\"http://zenpencils.com/comic/42-neil-degrasse-tyson-the-most-astounding-fact/\">http://zenpencils.com/comic/42-neil-degrasse-tyson-the-most-astounding-fact/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 15:38:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"197711793165045760","full_text":"\"What a delicious strawberry!\" the Samurai shouted.  <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/the-samurai-the-strawberry/\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/the-samurai-the-strawberry/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 15:00:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"197702071946985473","full_text":"Kickstart some smut! \"The new Smut Peddler contains over 350 PAGES of lady-driven dirty comics.\" <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironspike/the-smut-peddler-pre-order-project\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ironspike/the-smut-peddler-pre-order-project</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 13:03:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"197672713811271680","full_text":"I have a new favorite iOS weather app. I'm a sucker for well designed gauges.  <a href=\"http://www.swackett.com/v2/apps/peepometer-ipad/\">http://www.swackett.com/v2/apps/peepometer-ipad/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 01 22:12:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"197448475405860864","full_text":"I'm picking up a few extra stories for my bee hive.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KGa_ZNs2l8/\">http://instagr.am/p/KGa_ZNs2l8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 01 20:54:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"197428719906856960","full_text":"This is good! RT @jonathancoulton: First of May Remix (hey, at least I did SOMETHING illegal today, right?) <a href=\"http://bit.ly/IjRkci\">http://bit.ly/IjRkci</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 01 14:32:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"197332695896948736","full_text":"Someone in Moscow, Russia created a <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net\">http://locallygrown.net</a> farmers market. I really need to add localization so it's not English-only.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 30 18:04:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"197023695418556417","full_text":"The Branded Butcher is now open for dinner, between the GA Theater and the new parking deck.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KDZyC9s2tT/\">http://instagr.am/p/KDZyC9s2tT/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 29 23:25:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"196742075994222593","full_text":"Somehow I \"lost count\" and ended up with 18 more tomato plants than I have cages for.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 29 22:35:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"196729509972680704","full_text":"Planted about a million sunflowers and about a thousand corn plants today, because who doesn't love sun flowers and sweet corn?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 29 21:38:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"196715029544960000","full_text":"My new sorghum patch.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KBNfm1M2uO/\">http://instagr.am/p/KBNfm1M2uO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 29 20:23:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"196696201234628608","full_text":"The \"year without winter\" took away my maple syrup supply, so I spent today planting sorghum. Looks like I need to make my own syrup.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 29 14:03:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"196600617479835650","full_text":"Vivian with The Tempest's Ariel <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/196600617479835650-Arp3OE_CEAEXho0.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/196600617479835650-Arp3OE_CEAEXho0.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 29 00:08:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"196390525811703808","full_text":"Steampunk'd Prospero <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/J-52tjs2uw/\">http://instagr.am/p/J-52tjs2uw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 28 16:56:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"196281688853196801","full_text":"Tonight we're going to go see a steampunked production of The Tempest. You should come along -- it's free!  <a href=\"http://www.northfultondramaclub.org/wordpress/2012/spring-2012-william-shakespeares-the-tempest/\">http://www.northfultondramaclub.org/wordpress/2012/spring-2012-william-shakespeares-the-tempest/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 27 19:59:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"195965382404743169","full_text":"My first week back to Shovelglove after many years, and I can really feel it. Swinging a sledgehammer is a great complement to trapeze!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 27 16:06:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"195906766444310529","full_text":"Well, that one's done. Now onto A Dance With Dragons, and when that one's done I can be impatient with GRRM like the rest of you.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 27 02:52:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"195707031926214657","full_text":"I'm at that point in a book where George R. R. Martin ends every chapter with a casual but shocking one-liner reveal. What the what!?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 26 22:21:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"195638839111462913","full_text":"\"Dear Eric, this is just an email to let you know that our records show you asked not to receive emails from us.\" Thanks, TigerDirect!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 26 15:24:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"195533787457785856","full_text":"Mamma Goldberg's Deli has opened in the new parking deck. I can't tell you why it's any different from a Subway, honestly.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 26 13:24:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"195503584853504000","full_text":"I got some seeds to take part in the \"Local Three Sisters Experiment\": Sorghum, Greasy Bean & Candy Roaster <a href=\"http://sowtrueseed.com/howto/three-sisters-sorghum-greasy-bean-candy-roaster/\">http://sowtrueseed.com/howto/three-sisters-sorghum-greasy-bean-candy-roaster/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 26 01:05:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"195317696068464640","full_text":"Ooh! I just realized I can make my own tonic water, and the gin is sitting *right* *there*...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 23:18:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"195290666379644929","full_text":"The sunroof open wide, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones cranked up loud, and a 45 minute drive through the country. That's the stuff.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 22:29:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"195278316062769152","full_text":"At the theater, in the garden, remembering stolen friends.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/J3AGv0s2tj/\">http://instagr.am/p/J3AGv0s2tj/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 17:39:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"195205523044438016","full_text":"Kickstart some underpants: <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jakehimself/flint-and-tinder-premium-mens-underwear?ref=live\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jakehimself/flint-and-tinder-premium-mens-underwear?ref=live</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 00:59:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"194953645916307457","full_text":"Viv says she was trying out a new smile.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/J0sfVks2iV/\">http://instagr.am/p/J0sfVks2iV/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 24 18:48:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"194860375601188866","full_text":"\"Being weird to someone just proves that you are being you, which is the most important thing you can ever be.\" <a href=\"http://joethepeacock.blogspot.com/2012/04/thats-why-you-dont-have-any-friends.html\">http://joethepeacock.blogspot.com/2012/04/thats-why-you-dont-have-any-friends.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 24 18:16:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"194852392133603329","full_text":"World War One: The Simple Version <a href=\"http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/art/World-War-One-Simple-Version-128505446\">http://angusmcleod.deviantart.com/art/World-War-One-Simple-Version-128505446</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 24 17:10:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"194835677328834561","full_text":"Oh, you've got green eyes<br>Oh, you've got blue eyes<br>Oh, you've got grey eyes<br><br>(Up, down, turn around, please don't let me hit the ground)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 23 19:05:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"194502394799865857","full_text":"The University of Florida heard we're living in a post-PC world and disbands the entire Computer Science department. <a href=\"http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/04/22/university-of-florida-eliminates-computer-science-department-increases-athletic-budgets-hmm/\">http://www.forbes.com/sites/stevensalzberg/2012/04/22/university-of-florida-eliminates-computer-science-department-increases-athletic-budgets-hmm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 23 17:14:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"194474339050065922","full_text":"Did unassisted triple bar transfers and, apart for a pesky move in the middle, made it through my routine several times. A good trapeze day!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 23 13:53:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"194423730888392704","full_text":"If the folksy movements at Reinhard's site don't suit you, maybe you'll like these at the Shovelglove Community College <a href=\"http://www.urbanprimalist.com/id3.html\">http://www.urbanprimalist.com/id3.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 23 13:10:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"194412984171368449","full_text":"Before work, I fed the animals, churned butter, tossed hay, shoveled manure, & mended fences. I'm back to shovelglove! <a href=\"http://www.shovelglove.com/group/79.html\">http://www.shovelglove.com/group/79.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 22 03:05:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"193898195611422720","full_text":"It's ahowtine! And this variety show has a lot of variety.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 21:03:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"193807286102274048","full_text":"I'm glueing bullet wounds onto my chest. As one does. Can't have a zombie Rasputin dancing around without bullet wounds.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 19:45:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"193787653055979520","full_text":"It has often been remarked that I have the constitution of a vending machine. I am also just as graceful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 19:27:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"193782949911609344","full_text":"A note to those attending tonight: It is springtime and I'm often outside. Those are bug bites. I do not have the pox.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 18:36:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"193770131824967680","full_text":"An old log cabin, taken apart, moved, and put back together like Lincoln Logs.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JsSQkks2k_/\">http://instagr.am/p/JsSQkks2k_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 17:30:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"193753549765754880","full_text":"For some reason, music always sounds better on the front porch of a log cabin.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JsKxoqs2ht/\">http://instagr.am/p/JsKxoqs2ht/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 14:38:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"193710353534816256","full_text":"At the 15th Annual Old-Timey Seed Swap <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Jr3ISFM2o2/\">http://instagr.am/p/Jr3ISFM2o2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 03:09:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"193536789212954624","full_text":"All done being dignified, so now I can get back to rehearsing this dance number I'm performing tomorrow. It's the opposite of dignified.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 01:33:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"193512790940598272","full_text":"My award had a cash component, and I immediately spent half of it on my first full dinner at The National. Thanks, award committee!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 00:32:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"193497287115276289","full_text":"Drinking my gin and rhubarb.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JqV_ogM2q1/\">http://instagr.am/p/JqV_ogM2q1/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 23:02:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"193474784196177920","full_text":"I have a beautiful plaque! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JqL5BAM2m-/\">http://instagr.am/p/JqL5BAM2m-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 17:32:44 +0000 2021","id_str":"1471896154753445888","full_text":"I'm not feeling optimistic that a greatly anticipated trip I have to NYC in four weeks will happen as planned. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/1471890455809835008\">https://twitter.com/Pinboard/status/1471890455809835008</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 17:30:27 +0000 2021","id_str":"1471895581773684751","full_text":"@dmoren My first one, at 2011 DragonCon, bewildered S. M. Stirling. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1471895581773684751-FG05OuBWUAUsdLu.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1471895581773684751-FG05OuBWUAUsdLu.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 19:44:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"193424982863384576","full_text":"Hit 50,000 miles in my VW diesel station wagon. I love this car!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 15:03:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"193354255036452865","full_text":"\"Unlike any other kind of labor I can think of, domestic labor is productive or not, depending on who performs it.\" <a href=\"http://www.thenation.com/article/167456/ann-romney-working-woman\">http://www.thenation.com/article/167456/ann-romney-working-woman</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 11:56:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"193307179032379392","full_text":"Most of the strawberry plants took, and they're filling out nicely. There's already about a dozen berries fo <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Jo_ubPM2mo/\">http://instagr.am/p/Jo_ubPM2mo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 11:02:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"193293578083106818","full_text":"Now that I've an unlimited supply of carbonated water, the diet coke habit's replaced with homemade flavors like these. <a href=\"http://www.gilttaste.com/stories/1151-kick-the-bottle-make-your-own-soda-flavors\">http://www.gilttaste.com/stories/1151-kick-the-bottle-make-your-own-soda-flavors</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 03:44:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"193183330890547200","full_text":"\"Dirty Bastard\" beer has been banned in Alabama for being profane. Schlitz, however, is still ok. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/national-news/2012-04-19/alabama-bans-beer-brand-over-dirty-name-label\">http://onlineathens.com/national-news/2012-04-19/alabama-bans-beer-brand-over-dirty-name-label</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 02:52:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"193170174575251456","full_text":"I guess I can still clean up nicely every now and again.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JoBcgpM2nO/\">http://instagr.am/p/JoBcgpM2nO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 02:40:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"193167208443150336","full_text":"\"Are you ready for tomorrow night?\" asked a lady who hasn't missed the award ceremony in 20+ years. You mean, besides see if my clothes fit?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 19 18:32:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"193044493614845952","full_text":"Oh, hey! There's a dirigible floating over Athens, heading South.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 19 17:26:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"193027784057163776","full_text":"My 70th Grimm fairy tale has gone up. Three sons make their fortunes with only a rooster, a scythe, and a cat: <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/70-the-three-sons-of-fortune\">http://grimmlunch.org/70-the-three-sons-of-fortune</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 19 13:30:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"192968374140149760","full_text":"Farmer Cthulhu feeding his chickens. <a href=\"http://www.flemcomics.com/d/20000718.html\">http://www.flemcomics.com/d/20000718.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 19 13:27:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"192967723133845505","full_text":"I need to remember to check tonight to see if I have any clothes suitable for wearing to an awards ceremony. Tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 19 12:53:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"192959019655245824","full_text":"Factory-farmed chicken has never been less safe to eat, so of course the USDA should abandon its inspection program. <a href=\"http://news.yahoo.com/usda-let-industry-self-inspect-chicken-191142649--abc-news-topstories.html\">http://news.yahoo.com/usda-let-industry-self-inspect-chicken-191142649--abc-news-topstories.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"8"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 19 01:32:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"192787846720004096","full_text":"It takes me about ten minutes to reassemble and put on my costume after a five minute run-through. And I need a lot more run-throughs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 19 00:38:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"192774160878026752","full_text":"New idea: a shovelglove club that meets in the park and works out in sync, like those tai chi people. ( <a href=\"http://www.shovelglove.com/\">http://www.shovelglove.com/</a> )","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 18 18:59:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"192688884755349504","full_text":"Louie Season 3 will be here soon! <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocrpTQWEjSE&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocrpTQWEjSE&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 18 17:46:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"192670336876163072","full_text":"Self Improvement: Choose Your Own “Choose Your Own” <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/self-improvment-%E2%80%A2-part-3/\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/self-improvment-%E2%80%A2-part-3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 18 12:15:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"192587161512587266","full_text":"Sometimes, When \"All the Facts are In,\" It's Worse: The UC-Davis Pepper-Spray Report <a href=\"http://bradhicks.livejournal.com/459368.html\">http://bradhicks.livejournal.com/459368.html</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"21"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 18 01:22:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"192422888819789826","full_text":"I happen to find myself in underpants and a cape. The adulthood I dreamed of when I was four has arrived. #theater4ever","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 20:17:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"192346164274794497","full_text":"160 proof moonshine double chocolate cake? Tell me more! <a href=\"http://redtruckbakery.com/\">http://redtruckbakery.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 20:01:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"192342029425065985","full_text":"Gwendoline Christie is perfect as Brienne of Tarth in \"Game of Thrones\". The casting for that series is masterful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 19:46:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"192338308968361984","full_text":"Sharon Old's \"The Language of the Brag\" well-read on the new poetry reading sharing site APoemFromUs:  <a href=\"http://apoemfromus.com/poems/the-language-of-the-brag/\">http://apoemfromus.com/poems/the-language-of-the-brag/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 19:07:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"192328524219162624","full_text":"Those jackals over at 5by5.tv finally convinced me to order a SodaStream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 16:46:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"192292871855030272","full_text":"The documentary Farmageddon is available today in the US & Canada everywhere you can rent/buy/stream movies. <a href=\"http://farmageddonmovie.com\">http://farmageddonmovie.com</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 16:12:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"192284518114275328","full_text":"Oh, hey! Someone wrote a song about me. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukdoK3l4aM4&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukdoK3l4aM4&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 02:23:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"192075766073266176","full_text":"Adds more Velcro.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 16 21:08:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"191996573641744385","full_text":"The Gulf Coast waters *look* safe to swim in, until you look under a different light. <a href=\"http://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/water/article1225134.ece\">http://www.tampabay.com/news/environment/water/article1225134.ece</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 16 17:26:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"191940623979380737","full_text":"Working on my first long trapeze routine, freshly inspired from the Canopy show. Only fell three times -- a vast improvement from last week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 16 15:25:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"191910303229935616","full_text":"An ode to two of my favorite New Mexican dishes: Frito pie and breakfast saltado. <a href=\"http://www.boulderlocavore.com/2012/04/discovering-original-frito-pie-in-santa.html\">http://www.boulderlocavore.com/2012/04/discovering-original-frito-pie-in-santa.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 16 13:37:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"191883101323005952","full_text":"1. New Wallace & Gromit movie! Yay! 2. They dumbed down the title in the US because we hate science. True, but boo! <a href=\"http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120411-the-scientists-band-of-misfits\">http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20120411-the-scientists-band-of-misfits</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 15 23:25:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"191668574027382785","full_text":"It's been a bruiser of a day, but at least I had a pork butt in the smoker through it all.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JdWkL7M2vO/\">http://instagr.am/p/JdWkL7M2vO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 15 07:22:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"191426201930305536","full_text":"I'm surprised to discover it's easier to balance an empty liquor bottle on my head than a full one. <br><br>I really ought to go to bed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 15 03:43:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"191371105808822273","full_text":"Energetic Russian folk dancing and bourbon. Yeah.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 15 01:33:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"191338446479036417","full_text":"Now that I know they make camouflage-patterned lamé, I can't help but wonder if it's been used on Project Runway yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 15 01:15:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"191333874670895104","full_text":"Juniper's in a Flaming Lips mood, lying in bed, listening to an album she put on herself. Always interesting to hear her choice. She's two.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 15 00:49:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"191327341832716289","full_text":"Kids are in bed, and I'm otherwise home alone on a Saturday night. Time to pour a drink and start sewing! #theater4ever","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 14 21:51:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"191282519172317185","full_text":"Free topless top-ass tapas bar/restaurant name idea: Buenapititos De Seniorita Margarita's. Or BDSM's for short.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 14 20:23:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"191260352896446464","full_text":"\"When I'm a teenager, I'm going to get a job and build us a second story for my bedroom so I can have a better view.\" Vivian has plans.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 14 19:49:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"191251766690586625","full_text":"I just had to show off the beautiful color of this carotene butter I made.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JaYp8Gs2je/\">http://instagr.am/p/JaYp8Gs2je/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 14 18:22:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"191229951310176256","full_text":"1st encounter at the International Street Fest: a group of guys in red yelling \"why are all the foreigners here?\" Keep it classy, Bulldogs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 14 14:26:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"191170661027291136","full_text":"Just occurred to me that I haven't had more than a bite or two of pasta in more than three months. I didn't think that was even possible.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 13 22:20:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"190927423154561025","full_text":"Cuzco Fizz: Pisco, St. Germaine, fresh grapes, and lime.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JYFfNxs2uN/\">http://instagr.am/p/JYFfNxs2uN/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 13 16:41:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"190842195463507968","full_text":"The current wait to see the one clerk on duty at the post office in downtown Athens is about a half hour. You have been warned.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 13 14:35:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"190810363690889217","full_text":"Before & after pics of runners in world's toughest race you've not heard of (only 12 finishers ever) <a href=\"http://j.mp/HB7wpw\">http://j.mp/HB7wpw</a> /via @brainpicker","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 13 02:56:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"190634653454041088","full_text":"In my choreography, I've got 20 measures marked \"insert Russian folk dance\". Guess I'd better get on that, since I've only 9 days left.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 22:29:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"190567281410052097","full_text":"This beautiful community garden is tucked away just two blocks outside downtown Athens.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JVhyO_s2mf/\">http://instagr.am/p/JVhyO_s2mf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 18:26:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"190506215749582848","full_text":"The Athens Eclectics Supper Colloquia (working title) will happen. I am willing it so.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 14:00:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"190439284346593280","full_text":"I'm &lt;3 my diverse & talented social circle so much. I've a plan to combine pot luck dinner parties w/ academic colloquia & invite them all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 13:40:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"190434297684045824","full_text":"This Saturday night, you can tour the Etowah Indian Mounds (in Cartersville, GA) by torchlight. This looks like fun! <a href=\"http://www.daily-tribune.com/view/full_story/18181274/article-Experience-Etowah-mounds-by-torchlight?instance=latest_articles\">http://www.daily-tribune.com/view/full_story/18181274/article-Experience-Etowah-mounds-by-torchlight?instance=latest_articles</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 00:35:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"190236749685993472","full_text":"Left over Easter eggs, poached chicken, pickles, and celery. Let's make a salad! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JTLde1s2mw/\">http://instagr.am/p/JTLde1s2mw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 21:18:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"190187173360832512","full_text":"\"If you were serious, you'd put the teabag right in the hot coffee.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 19:50:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"190164961123778560","full_text":"It's going to be in the mid-eighties this weekend, but I'll probably lose my garden to frost tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 19:37:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"190161763877134336","full_text":"Fire alarm. Mandatory evacuation. Hanging out on the sidewalk. At least it's a nice day for it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 19:12:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"190155442385719297","full_text":"MC Frontalot performing \"Yellow Lasers\" in dubstep form (whatever dubstep is): <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51rW8CMk-zg&feature=colike\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51rW8CMk-zg&feature=colike</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 18:00:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"190137264230240256","full_text":"Old, but worth sharing: Former Athens chef and acclaimed author Tamar Adler on Paula Deen's diabetes <a href=\"http://www.forbes.com/sites/toddessig/2012/01/20/tamar-adler-on-paula-deens-diabetes-food-comfort-and-balance/\">http://www.forbes.com/sites/toddessig/2012/01/20/tamar-adler-on-paula-deens-diabetes-food-comfort-and-balance/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 15:59:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"190106879286980608","full_text":"Replenished my supply of snaps and iron-on Velcro tape. #doublelife","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 15:18:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"190096517061816320","full_text":"I've clawed my way down to Inbox 309. My apologies to all of you still waiting to hear from me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 14:35:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"190085657320898561","full_text":"Bone Luge: The marriage of marrow and liquor. <a href=\"http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?article=36308\">http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/article.php?article=36308</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 11 13:28:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"190068878129381378","full_text":"\"Reading Mr. Cowen is like pushing a shopping cart through Whole Foods with Rush Limbaugh.\" <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/11/books/an-economist-gets-lunch-by-tyler-cowen.html?_r=1\">http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/11/books/an-economist-gets-lunch-by-tyler-cowen.html?_r=1</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 10 16:23:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"189750546394120192","full_text":"I beat Kerberos and Apache integration! Yay! That means I win… a neck beard?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 09 17:46:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"189409062696394752","full_text":"Facebook buys Instagram, a company without a penny of revenue, for $1,000,000,000? I'm in the wrong business! Wait, that is my business.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 09 14:38:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"189361523746017280","full_text":"On Friday, the area around Timbuktu declared itself independent from Mali as the new country Azawad. <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azawad\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azawad</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 08 16:25:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"189026067409936384","full_text":"If you like clean rivers & streams, honeybees, photography, and fire, this is the Kickstarter project for you. I'm in. <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1029953918/honeypot-floatoshoot-tour-1?ref=live\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1029953918/honeypot-floatoshoot-tour-1?ref=live</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 23:33:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"188771593714016256","full_text":"Here's the 90 second TV story shot in my office the other day. Skip ahead to 17:30 if you want to see it. <a href=\"http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/21596180\">http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/21596180</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 22:06:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"188749646833790976","full_text":"Testing sharing a page from the Paper iPad app via Twitter. Got a Cosmonaut stylus today, which is great for drawing. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/188749646833790976-Ap6SzcOCMAM-Xbw.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/188749646833790976-Ap6SzcOCMAM-Xbw.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 20:49:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"188730270487281664","full_text":"Monday, you can hold your head<br>Tuesday, Wednesday stay in bed<br>Or Thursday - watch the walls instead<br><br> <a href=\"http://ladyinterior.tumblr.com/post/20471667491/i-dont-care-if-mondays-blue-tuesdays-grey-and\">http://ladyinterior.tumblr.com/post/20471667491/i-dont-care-if-mondays-blue-tuesdays-grey-and</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 16:49:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"188669890549391361","full_text":"Made chocolate chip cookies, and now I'm frying chicken. The girls and I are going to have a picnic in the park!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 15:13:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"188645806914539521","full_text":"\"Clearing Away Debris from the Bangor Fire\" #cthulhu #fhtagn  <a href=\"http://philipgelatt.tumblr.com/post/20608925626/fluxmachine\">http://philipgelatt.tumblr.com/post/20608925626/fluxmachine</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 13:46:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"188623885225299968","full_text":"Last night Vivian wanted to tell & hear knock knock jokes. Now Juniper is making up her own, in baby talk. \"Wok wok!\" \"Who's there?\" \"Nemo!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 13:43:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"188623016496873473","full_text":"Juniper woke up this morning wanting to shake hands, saying \"Oh there you are! How are you? It's good to see you!\" Where'd she learn that?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 07 02:11:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"188448976549330948","full_text":"Easter eggses.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JGegymM2hY/\">http://instagr.am/p/JGegymM2hY/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 22:07:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"188387589303181315","full_text":"Usually they wait until Halloween to bring out the scary candy.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JGCi2Us2lT/\">http://instagr.am/p/JGCi2Us2lT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 19:41:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"188350745396002817","full_text":"\"In episode 17, Luigi discovers the black goo and throws it at Bowser.\" -- Vivian, demonstrating her nascent nerdery.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 19:24:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"188346537556983808","full_text":"Helped Viv pick out cereal & when I turned back to the cart it looked like Juniper was filming a slasher movie. Sudden explosive nosebleed!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 17:44:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"188321206431260673","full_text":"Lunchtime with Vivian <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JFkaIqM2oF/\">http://instagr.am/p/JFkaIqM2oF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 17:42:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"188320666171359233","full_text":"Lunchtime with Juniper <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JFkKVlM2oB/\">http://instagr.am/p/JFkKVlM2oB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 16:55:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"188308899475103746","full_text":"\"DESPITE LONG ODDS, FTCLDF APPEALS FEDERAL JUDGE'S DISMISSAL OF RAW MILK CASE\" <a href=\"http://www.thecompletepatient.com/article/2012/april/6/despite-long-odds-ftcldf-appeals-federal-judges-dismissal-raw-milk-case\">http://www.thecompletepatient.com/article/2012/april/6/despite-long-odds-ftcldf-appeals-federal-judges-dismissal-raw-milk-case</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 02:35:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"188092410918748162","full_text":"Simple late-night dinner of slow scrambled eggs, avocado, and pico de gallo.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JD8MfrM2qa/\">http://instagr.am/p/JD8MfrM2qa/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 05 22:11:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"188025986477068288","full_text":"\"Your <a href=\"http://Amazon.com\">http://Amazon.com</a> order of \"Bullet Wound Reel Fx M ...\" has shipped!\" I tried to buy bullet wounds locally, but couldn't find 'em.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 05 17:50:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"187960435193024513","full_text":"The Hare's Bride: A short tale where a hare kidnaps a maiden so he can marry her, she escapes, and he becomes sad. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/66-the-hare-s-bride\">http://grimmlunch.org/66-the-hare-s-bride</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 05 15:00:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"187917685546430464","full_text":"For the 1st time, scientific studies sleuthed out what we're feeding factory-farmed poultry. The results are shocking. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/05/opinion/kristof-arsenic-in-our-chicken.html\">http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/05/opinion/kristof-arsenic-in-our-chicken.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 05 13:01:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"187887806432018435","full_text":"This weather has me doing the strangest things. Like installing tomato cages the first week of April.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JCfQ1ks2pM/\">http://instagr.am/p/JCfQ1ks2pM/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 04 23:13:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"187679384323375104","full_text":"John Deere put me in their magazine. 16-year-old me is perplexed.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/JBAJbLs2i1/\">http://instagr.am/p/JBAJbLs2i1/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 04 15:40:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"187565362093625346","full_text":"You never know when a TV reporter will come to your office and film you typing on your keyboard for a news story.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 04 12:08:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"187511948622041089","full_text":"I always keep my taps in my backpack, just in case.   @ Ike & Jane's Downtown <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/I_0X2Ns2q5/\">http://instagr.am/p/I_0X2Ns2q5/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 04 03:38:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"187383640647405569","full_text":"Just finished \"A Storm of Swords\". Holy wow. Now onto \"A Feast of Crows\"!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 04 03:23:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"187379796467138560","full_text":"Juniper is going to sleep, cuddling Elmo, a shark, an alligator, and an allosaurus. And most of all her big frog.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 03 20:15:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"187272205418242048","full_text":"\"Two Athens Area Farmers Win Environmental Award\" <a href=\"http://athens.patch.com/articles/two-athens-area-farmers-win-environmental-award#photo-5440457\">http://athens.patch.com/articles/two-athens-area-farmers-win-environmental-award#photo-5440457</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 03 20:06:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"187269978779680768","full_text":"\"According to the judge, the Wagoner confrontation with the GDA and FDA came closest to demonstrating an injured party\" <a href=\"http://www.thecompletepatient.com/article/2012/april/3/judge-opts-out-ftcldf-challenge-interstate-raw-milk-ban-dismissing-suit-door\">http://www.thecompletepatient.com/article/2012/april/3/judge-opts-out-ftcldf-challenge-interstate-raw-milk-ban-dismissing-suit-door</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 03 17:58:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"187237556168048640","full_text":"My lawsuit against the FDA was dismissed after the FDA testified they won't enforce its rule against individuals. Not sure what that means.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 03 15:29:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"187200278997635074","full_text":"Once again my farmers market has outgrown our infrastructure. I had to buy another $200 of shelving this week to hold all the produce.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 03 14:34:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"187186292294041600","full_text":"Vivian's on spring break. This morning we planted strawberries.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/I9gJ1wM2lC/\">http://instagr.am/p/I9gJ1wM2lC/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 02 19:14:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"186894273508151297","full_text":"\"Kind of amazing, but not surprising, that the Star Wars universe has come to this.\" The Kinect Star Wars Dance Party: <a href=\"http://kottke.org/12/04/kinect-star-wars-dance-party\">http://kottke.org/12/04/kinect-star-wars-dance-party</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 21:52:28 +0000 2021","id_str":"1469424803404824578","full_text":"@Liana_K The chef has responded, and it is exactly as you're probably thinking it would be: <a href=\"https://www.today.com/food/brutal-review-michelin-starred-restaurant-bros-goes-viral-t242696\">https://www.today.com/food/brutal-review-michelin-starred-restaurant-bros-goes-viral-t242696</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 21:08:09 +0000 2021","id_str":"1469413651484393481","full_text":"What a story. <a href=\"https://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2021/12/friendly-foul-mouthed-crow-befriends-entire-oregon-elementary-school-before-state-police-are-called-in.html#\">https://www.oregonlive.com/trending/2021/12/friendly-foul-mouthed-crow-befriends-entire-oregon-elementary-school-before-state-police-are-called-in.html#</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 02 18:03:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"186876634853408768","full_text":"Learned to do one of my fave trapeze poses (to watch). Now I know that while it looks graceful, they're really thinking \"OH GOD THE PAIN!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 02 15:13:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"186833824456523776","full_text":"One of the largest ground beef processors in the USA is going out of business, and is blaming the \"pink slime\" uproar. <a href=\"http://news.yahoo.com/beef-processor-files-bankruptcy-over-pink-slime-uproar-132022703.html\">http://news.yahoo.com/beef-processor-files-bankruptcy-over-pink-slime-uproar-132022703.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 01 23:34:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"186597429662068736","full_text":"It was nice to really get back in the garden again. It's mostly in plantable condition now.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/I5UgT5M2ov/\">http://instagr.am/p/I5UgT5M2ov/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 01 22:34:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"186582410404704257","full_text":"Three times George R. R. Martin wrote that it would happen, but that didn't make reading it any less painful. Oof.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 01 18:27:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"186520056195325952","full_text":"Broke a nail on a surprise rutabaga. #gardeningbyhand","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 01 15:32:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"186476197146927105","full_text":"The first strawberries of the season, atop French toast.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/I4dawsM2ov/\">http://instagr.am/p/I4dawsM2ov/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 01 02:56:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"186285955588689920","full_text":"Mythblasters: The Supernatural Files <a href=\"http://bit.ly/HbNox7\">http://bit.ly/HbNox7</a> /via @cthulhuchick","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 31 23:38:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"186236007774035970","full_text":"Tonight's dinner: rats on a stick <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/I2wKeos2kX/\">http://instagr.am/p/I2wKeos2kX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 31 19:47:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"186178006539182080","full_text":"On a whim I bought a bottle of aloe vera juice (with pulp). It was good, like a well balanced bubble tea. That tastes like cactus.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 31 16:31:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"186128720430497792","full_text":"At the Athens Food Cart Festival. Good thing I came hungry! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/I1_VWmM2mm/\">http://instagr.am/p/I1_VWmM2mm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 31 15:26:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"186112269044822017","full_text":"On my way to Athens' first ever Food Cart Festival! @athensfoodcarts","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 31 14:08:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"186092591845093376","full_text":"You know nothing, Jon Snow!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 31 00:10:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"185881650293518337","full_text":"Gluten free chicken fried steak, taters, and gravy. A tasty Friday night dinner.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/I0O_xas2ht/\">http://instagr.am/p/I0O_xas2ht/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 30 20:03:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"185819458047197185","full_text":"New York City has discovered online farmers markets, and hopes to bring the new concept to the rest of the world. <a href=\"http://grist.org/locavore/for-new-yorkers-a-farmers-market-on-your-phone/\">http://grist.org/locavore/for-new-yorkers-a-farmers-market-on-your-phone/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 30 19:41:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"185813970135941120","full_text":"\"Hodor,\" said Hodor.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 30 16:08:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"185760328951410690","full_text":"Crispin's Marvin, an oak barrel aged cider brewed with stout yeast, molasses, honey, dark chocolate, and bla <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IzXk2UM2lu/\">http://instagr.am/p/IzXk2UM2lu/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 30 15:17:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"185747640795930624","full_text":"Time to start planting trees on the tundra. RT @grist: Maple syrup-pocalypse arrives 20 years early: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/HmRzbA\">http://bit.ly/HmRzbA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 30 14:46:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"185739736625840129","full_text":"I'm mining this video game clip for choreography ideas. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5-xd0M6tRQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5-xd0M6tRQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 29 13:37:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"185360019892617216","full_text":"Don't understand how Paper by @fiftythree is free, but it looks like it'll quickly become an essential app on my iPad. <a href=\"http://fiftythree.com/\">http://fiftythree.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 29 09:25:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"185296689844862976","full_text":"RIP, Earl. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJOIqmlI65Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJOIqmlI65Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 29 00:30:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"185161968586465280","full_text":"\"'I am here for erotic hypnosis,' I said, trying to articulate clearly, but not too clearly.\" <a href=\"http://www.observer.com/2012/03/you-are-getting-horny-adventures-in-erotic-hypnosis/?show=all\">http://www.observer.com/2012/03/you-are-getting-horny-adventures-in-erotic-hypnosis/?show=all</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 28 20:16:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"185097995254112256","full_text":"Just had the occasion to pull out Shel Silverstein's \"Freakin' and the Freakers Ball\" album. What a fellow he was.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 28 16:02:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"185034177006153729","full_text":"A Cthulhu & Mickey Mouse mashup T-shirt today only for $6, shipping included. <a href=\"http://6dollarshirts.com/teetime\">http://6dollarshirts.com/teetime</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 28 15:43:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"185029378265186305","full_text":"Holy wow, this info graphic of worldwide shark attacks since 1912 is amazing. ACCURATE BITE MARKS! <a href=\"http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/27/graphic-a-hundred-years-of-shark-attacks/\">http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/03/27/graphic-a-hundred-years-of-shark-attacks/</a> via @EccentricFlower","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 28 03:52:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"184850467078156290","full_text":"Oh, good! I can eat cold grapefruit again without fainting from the pain. I guess my gums are healing nicely.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 28 02:19:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"184827056708788224","full_text":"They're not wolves, but all the coyotes howling outside my window are an awesome soundtrack to Jon Snow's chapter just the same.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 28 02:06:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"184823735105236992","full_text":"\"THEN SHE SIGHED AND SQUEALED AND KICKED THE AIR! MY BEAR! SHE SANG. MY BEAR SO FAIR! AND OFF THEY WENT, FROM HERE TO THERE.\" Oh, Sansa.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 27 13:54:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"184639578299301888","full_text":"Michigan has apparently outlawed heritage pork, and is preparing to shut down successful farmers. <a href=\"http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/michigan-dnr-going-hog-wild.htm\">http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/michigan-dnr-going-hog-wild.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 27 03:40:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"184484998617894912","full_text":"Four minutes forty seconds seems nice and short until it comes time to choreograph an energetic dance to fill it. Then it's interminable.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 27 02:53:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"184473286091087872","full_text":"The Iconoclast came in sixth place out of 16 teams (most with 8 members). I'd probably win cash money with the right teammate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 26 23:58:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"184429033910579200","full_text":"The Iconoclast is settling in for a second try at Highwire's trivia contest.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 26 23:53:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"184427882184060928","full_text":"The \"Orleans Crush\". Essentially gin and absinthe with rosemary and a twist of lime.   @ Highwire Lounge <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ip5146s2iJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ip5146s2iJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 26 20:39:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"184379027656671235","full_text":"I shaved so many yaks there's probably none left for the rest of you, but somehow when I got done, everything worked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 26 20:04:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"184370178283417600","full_text":"\"The Best Birth Control In The World Is For Men\" Fascinating! I had no idea this existed.  <a href=\"http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for-men/#.T3DKFMJrIKt.facebook\">http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for-men/#.T3DKFMJrIKt.facebook</a>","favorite_count":"25","retweet_count":"102"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 26 17:30:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"184331480552587265","full_text":"What an awesome lunch hour! My thighs are sore from all the swinging. <br><br>#trapeze","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 23:46:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"184063809940488192","full_text":"Risotto, made without rice or grain of any kind.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/InUPt3M2je/\">http://instagr.am/p/InUPt3M2je/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 17:12:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"183964692983717889","full_text":"\"Wheeler dealers’ efforts pay off\" A great story on lobbyists' successful efforts to \"reform\" the GA tax system. <a href=\"http://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-government/wheeler-dealers-efforts-pay-1397380.html\">http://www.ajc.com/news/georgia-government/wheeler-dealers-efforts-pay-1397380.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 16:32:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"183954621646123008","full_text":"The omelette station is open.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ImiuAVM2kI/\">http://instagr.am/p/ImiuAVM2kI/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 06:30:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"183802980636692480","full_text":"Just announce @stripe integration to all 331 farmers markets using my <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net\">http://locallygrown.net</a> system. It's great! <a href=\"https://locallygrown.tenderapp.com/kb/market-orders/how-does-the-integrated-payments-system-work\">https://locallygrown.tenderapp.com/kb/market-orders/how-does-the-integrated-payments-system-work</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 04:48:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"183777384716189699","full_text":"Bulleit 95 Rye, on rocks.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IlSHUos2nk/\">http://instagr.am/p/IlSHUos2nk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 02:58:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"183749657497837568","full_text":"I may not play it in public, but I'll go ahead and say it right here: \"Teaches of Peaches\" is a great album.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 02:04:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"183736190049058816","full_text":"Juniper's in the kitchen with me, dancing to Fatboy Slim in between big spoonfuls of soup.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 01:26:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"183726433561100289","full_text":"Science! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ik69u2s2hk/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ik69u2s2hk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 21:36:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"183668561359814656","full_text":"I'm surprised the mouse didn't mind her nest smelling like snake.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IkgmU4s2pl/\">http://instagr.am/p/IkgmU4s2pl/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 20:18:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"183648978695499776","full_text":"It's the semi-annual smoker migration.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IkXO00s2nF/\">http://instagr.am/p/IkXO00s2nF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 18:59:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"183629065809428480","full_text":"The sheep farm across the river from us is making new pasture.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IkOqLWM2la/\">http://instagr.am/p/IkOqLWM2la/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 17:33:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"183607503173591040","full_text":"When a contestant showed up to a costumed equestrian event without a costume, the judges gave him an option: ride naked <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMoYCPDwQ40&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMoYCPDwQ40&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 16:30:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"183591638541680640","full_text":"My \"cheat day\" breakfast: all-local French toast and bacon. The whole wheat sourdough cinnamon pecan bread w <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ij9fLcM2hD/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ij9fLcM2hD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 01:16:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"183361550399193088","full_text":"Paula Deen's son has a cooking show where he cooks more healthy versions of her recipes. That's brilliant.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 00:40:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"183352578820669440","full_text":"I'm making soup for science. I'd say more, but I'm under NDA. Life is weird.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 21:15:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"183300883390533634","full_text":"\"Flying Robots Deliver Tacos To Your Location“ <a href=\"http://tacocopter.com/\">http://tacocopter.com/</a> /via @mattmanning","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 21:03:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"183298059386634240","full_text":"\"I figured when we got to combat boots &amp; babydoll dresses that we'd got to the end of fashion. This was going to be sexy from here on out.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 19:09:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"183269251480694784","full_text":"I got Viv a cookbook. It's like it was written specifically for her.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IhqbHYs2k7/\">http://instagr.am/p/IhqbHYs2k7/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 17:20:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"183241908372504576","full_text":"Quotes from Commander Data juxtaposed against photographs of Mitt Romney designed to create what humans call 'laughter' <a href=\"http://romnoid.tumblr.com/\">http://romnoid.tumblr.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 16:55:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"183235598423822336","full_text":"In today's fairytale, a queen bee helps a simple prince lift an enchantment on a kingdom. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/62-the-queen-bee\">http://grimmlunch.org/62-the-queen-bee</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 16:04:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"183222586870730752","full_text":"Soup, salad, meatballs, and a few pages of a great book  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IhVyxvM2hH/\">http://instagr.am/p/IhVyxvM2hH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 15:43:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"183217323266670593","full_text":"Oh, nice! Venus is passing through the Pleiades on April 2nd and 3rd. That ought to look wonderful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 23 02:30:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"183017727601033216","full_text":"All you can drink bacon, a fundraiser for Dad's Garage in Atlanta. <a href=\"http://www.dadsgarage.com/Shows/Season-17/Special-Events/BaconFest-2012.aspx\">http://www.dadsgarage.com/Shows/Season-17/Special-Events/BaconFest-2012.aspx</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 22 16:26:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"182865753324789762","full_text":"Today's tale: a poor farmer becomes the richest villager by exposing a philandering priest. And killing everyone else. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/61-little-farmer\">http://grimmlunch.org/61-little-farmer</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 20:37:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"182566718047141889","full_text":"\"The Case for the Foodie Entrepreneur\" from the Etsy blog. If only Georgia didn't make getting started so hard! <a href=\"http://www.etsy.com/blog/en/2012/the-case-for-the-foodie-entrepreneur/\">http://www.etsy.com/blog/en/2012/the-case-for-the-foodie-entrepreneur/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 20:17:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"182561540774440960","full_text":"\"Making Love and Trouble: The surprisingly woman-friendly roots of modern polyamory\"<br> <a href=\"http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/03/polyamory_and_its_surprisingly_woman_friendly_roots_.html\">http://www.slate.com/articles/double_x/doublex/2012/03/polyamory_and_its_surprisingly_woman_friendly_roots_.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 18:03:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"182527991371403264","full_text":"\"I'm a moron. I'm a moron and people ask me things sometimes and I just fucking tell them things.\" I feel for the guy. <a href=\"http://soundcloud.com/mike-daisey/georgetown-talk\">http://soundcloud.com/mike-daisey/georgetown-talk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 14:03:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"182467386031616001","full_text":"Had a moment of panic when my new iPad claimed I'd used over 17GB in cellular data in five days. Verizon says no, only 600MB. Whew.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 12:22:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"182441963914661888","full_text":"Athenians: Have you been to Ted's Most Best yet? Today you can buy $18 vouchers for only $9. They'd be a bargain at $18 <a href=\"http://www.dealmobs.com/Athens\">http://www.dealmobs.com/Athens</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 11:38:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"182431038197338113","full_text":"Most of the way through second grade, and Viv still runs on the school bus like it's the first day of kindergarten. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGTw3xEvWGk&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGTw3xEvWGk&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 11:35:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"182430347613585408","full_text":"I think the last two episodes of the \"Latest in Paleo\" podcast are going to make me blow right through my annual cookbook budget.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 00:50:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"182267915041640448","full_text":"Basil for iPad (\"The Smart Recipe Book\") looks like $4 very well spent. <a href=\"http://basil-app.com/\">http://basil-app.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 20 22:42:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"182235571916247041","full_text":"Home made gluten free corn dogs. Because even great eaters deserve corn dogs.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IaU8OWM2pQ/\">http://instagr.am/p/IaU8OWM2pQ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 20 22:12:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"182228070634233856","full_text":"It's 86 degrees on the first day of Spring. If this interferes with strawberry season, someone's getting a stern talking to.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 20 17:53:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"182163059433930752","full_text":"\"Scenic City Food Co-op opens for second season -- Online market offers convenience and selection\" <a href=\"http://www.nooga.com/154374/scenic-city-food-co-op-opens-for-second-season/\">http://www.nooga.com/154374/scenic-city-food-co-op-opens-for-second-season/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 20 17:16:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"182153713337643008","full_text":"Today's story is nearly an hour long. Had to make room for a drunken lion, a witch, a dragon, the last virgin, &amp; more. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/60-the-two-brothers\">http://grimmlunch.org/60-the-two-brothers</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 20 15:45:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"182130651674324994","full_text":"Oh, hey! BeauSoleil is in town this Friday, at the Melting Point. They nearly convinced me to move to Lafayette, LA at one point.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 20 12:11:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"182076904944304129","full_text":"Top o' the morning' to you! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IZM0fgM2si/\">http://instagr.am/p/IZM0fgM2si/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 19 23:20:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"181882960574816257","full_text":"Listened to Boiled in Lead's \"Rasputin\" on repeat on the way home tonight. I have an idea...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 19 19:41:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"181827872930021376","full_text":"Thank god today is the last day of winter. I'm really getting tired of these 80 degree days.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 19 18:16:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"181806455555506176","full_text":"Not wanting to be late to the crazy party, the GA House has passed a doozy of a bill. <a href=\"http://www.blogfordemocracy.org/2012/03/representative-terry-england.html\">http://www.blogfordemocracy.org/2012/03/representative-terry-england.html</a> <a href=\"http://www.blogfordemocracy.org/2012/03/georgia-house-passes-hb-954.html\">http://www.blogfordemocracy.org/2012/03/georgia-house-passes-hb-954.html</a> ht @thomasis","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 19 17:33:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"181795555524087808","full_text":"\"GOP Women Party Hard, 1941\" I love these photos so much! <a href=\"http://life.time.com/curiosities/life-goes-to-a-gop-womens-smoker\">http://life.time.com/curiosities/life-goes-to-a-gop-womens-smoker</a> /via @monkchips","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 22:42:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"181510967664971777","full_text":"I still can't chew very well, so this meatloaf will get me through the week.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IVLeMFM2iF/\">http://instagr.am/p/IVLeMFM2iF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 22:21:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"181505655163723777","full_text":"Every year when the weather turns nice, I have a strong urge to join a softball team. The last time I followed through was 16 years ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 21:28:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"181492384251641856","full_text":"Finished \"A Clash of Kings\". George R. R. Martin is a magnificent bastard. I now start \"A Storm of Swords\" with excited apprehension.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 17:06:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"181426352128405504","full_text":"My two year old, on the couch watch Weird Al videos. She did 100% of this herself.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IUlA7Ms2mo/\">http://instagr.am/p/IUlA7Ms2mo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 14:32:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"181387527977050114","full_text":"\"The 8-Hour Sleep Myth: How I Learned That Everything I Knew About Sleep Was Wrong\" <a href=\"http://www.alternet.org/health/154424/the_8-hour_sleep_myth%3A_how_i_learned_that_everything_i_knew_about_sleep_was_wrong/?page=entire\">http://www.alternet.org/health/154424/the_8-hour_sleep_myth%3A_how_i_learned_that_everything_i_knew_about_sleep_was_wrong/?page=entire</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 06:20:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"181263677985533952","full_text":"There's a police checkpoint at my grocery store. \"Why are you pulling in here?\" \"I need to buy toilet paper, officer.\" \"OK. Move along.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 05:49:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"181255865519702016","full_text":"In less than three minutes, Neil DeGrasse Tyson sums up my life philosophy. <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/38101676\">http://vimeo.com/38101676</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 05:39:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"181253500842418177","full_text":"Note to my future self: all of the espresso machines in town turn off before midnight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 03:30:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"181221127346069504","full_text":"Vermillion Lies\" \"The Astronomer\". Where was this song when I was in college getting my Astrophysics degree?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 03:14:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"181216921516118019","full_text":"An interpretive burlesque dance to \"Do Virgins Taste Better Than Those Who Are Not\". Oh, how I love this town!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 03:09:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"181215685882544128","full_text":"Kate Bush's \"Wuthering Heights\" on the ukulele and kazoo. Surprisingly hawt.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 02:52:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"181211413098921984","full_text":"\"It's like Masterpiece Theater, if they were reading the Craigslist Ads.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 02:14:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"181201980549632000","full_text":"It's a pastie silent auction.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IS-5nbM2k5/\">http://instagr.am/p/IS-5nbM2k5/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 18 02:09:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"181200583447953409","full_text":"A Manhattan made with Jameson? Sure, why not.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 02 20:21:00 +0000 2021","id_str":"1466502682353573897","full_text":"My first internet accessible application was a sky atlas for astrophysicists. A year later, Mosaic was released. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/1466195529000493064\">https://twitter.com/thomasfuchs/status/1466195529000493064</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 24 06:20:51 +0000 2021","id_str":"1463392150675144707","full_text":"@genehack <a href=\"https://tenor.com/view/bird-law-charlie-day-kelly-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-not-governed-by-reason-gif-16135714\">https://tenor.com/view/bird-law-charlie-day-kelly-its-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-not-governed-by-reason-gif-16135714</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 22 04:40:39 +0000 2021","id_str":"1462642159199342595","full_text":"Before social media, before blogs, before personal websites, we wrote what we were up to in a .plan file and fingered our friends to read it. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/trumanboyes/status/1462541668138164229\">https://twitter.com/trumanboyes/status/1462541668138164229</a>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 17 23:47:44 +0000 2021","id_str":"1461118889593643008","full_text":"How are we *less* vaccinated that we were a week ago? <a href=\"https://twitter.com/accgov/status/1461112250610208768\">https://twitter.com/accgov/status/1461112250610208768</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 16 20:22:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"180750883125067777","full_text":"I got to read a wonderfully quirky short story for Cast of Wonders: Anatoly Belilovsky's Karlsson. Have a listen!  <a href=\"http://www.castofwonders.org/2012/03/16/ep30-karlsson-by-anatoly-belilovsky/\">http://www.castofwonders.org/2012/03/16/ep30-karlsson-by-anatoly-belilovsky/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 16 19:03:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"180731086538682368","full_text":"I was unprepared for today to be the most painful day of my recovery. It's all going to be better from here, but *ouch*!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 16 13:52:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"180652866741084161","full_text":"I got all my surgical packing and sutures taken out this morning. My tongue doesn't recognize my mouth.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 15 13:07:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"180278992744628225","full_text":"Man or Astroman? play a song on Tesla Coil, but they've only one so they can't play Dueling Banjos. Unlike these guys. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aksRAGa9bLk#\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aksRAGa9bLk#</a>!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 21:09:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"180037990976991232","full_text":"Episode 59: Freddy &amp; Katy. A young groom is vexed by the not-so-bright actions of his wife. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/59-freddy-and-katy\">http://grimmlunch.org/59-freddy-and-katy</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 17:55:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"179989173699215361","full_text":"Big crowd hoping to glimpse movie stars filming at The Globe, thwarted by blackout curtains.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IKXYG1s2u9/\">http://instagr.am/p/IKXYG1s2u9/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 01:38:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"179743341011939328","full_text":"Some people judge their wounds by how many stitches they got. I tried counting mine but kept losing track. <a href=\"http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Normans_Bayeux.jpg\">http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Normans_Bayeux.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 13 20:57:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"179672429847789568","full_text":"After a five day medical \"vacation\" (spent constantly doing drugs), it's back to work tomorrow. Whee!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 13 02:01:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"179386672331505664","full_text":"\"I don't like it. Betty Boop's girly, and I'm a tomboy!\" Oh, man. Where to start?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 12 23:57:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"179355572364247040","full_text":"\"All the rock stars wear their bracelets like this. I read it in a newspaper last Sunday.\" Vivian, keeping me informed of the latest trends.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 12 23:26:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"179347578020831233","full_text":"My body has been through an awful lot in the last ten days. I'm thankful it is good and strong.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 12 19:43:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"179291657093660673","full_text":"Ran out of happy pills. Went to trapeze class and cleared my head by transferring between three trapezes, arms to knee hang to hip hang.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 12 15:01:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"179220601188261889","full_text":"I'm briefly venturing out of my opium den.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 11 21:36:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"178957716130242562","full_text":"All hopped up on goof balls. Seems like the perfect time to prepare my business tax returns.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 10 23:11:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"178619109804752898","full_text":"I can't chew, but that's ok. I made a big pot of chocolate cinnamon tapioca pudding for dinner.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/IAoVvys2qw/\">http://instagr.am/p/IAoVvys2qw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 09 16:03:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"178149028041732096","full_text":"Gbcdswhb jhdsssc zawbhh! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/H9SqB6M2kJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/H9SqB6M2kJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 09 03:21:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"177957307710320641","full_text":"I've decided that I like receiving unsolicited letters that start \"On behalf of the Advisory Board of &lt;redacted&gt; let me congratulate you...\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 09 01:12:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"177924847089881088","full_text":"Tomorrow morning a nice doctor'll be cutting all my gums away from my jawbone, trimming them up, & sewing them them back. It'll sting a bit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 08 23:04:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"177892542656937984","full_text":"New charcuterie restaurant opening up downtown! (Next to Georgia Theater, where Flight Tapas used to  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/H7d3GDs2i6/\">http://instagr.am/p/H7d3GDs2i6/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 08 19:43:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"177841967558950913","full_text":"The beginnings of a centaur archer.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/H7HBdfs2vV/\">http://instagr.am/p/H7HBdfs2vV/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 08 14:38:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"177765278405505024","full_text":"Homeless mother sentenced to 12 years in prison for \"stealing\" (enrolling her kindergartener son in the wrong school). <a href=\"http://socialistworker.org/2012/03/07/sent-to-jail-for-stealing-school\">http://socialistworker.org/2012/03/07/sent-to-jail-for-stealing-school</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 22:16:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"177518019524829185","full_text":"Wonderful photos of exotic dancers taken in the 1890s: <a href=\"http://www.retronaut.co/2012/01/exotic-dancers-1890s/\">http://www.retronaut.co/2012/01/exotic-dancers-1890s/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 21:54:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"177512666271711232","full_text":"I was in a maze of twisty little 500 errors, all alike, and my credit card got eaten by a grue, but I managed to escape the Apple Store.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 20:02:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"177484262700892162","full_text":"A great recent Canopy trapeze performance, to a mash-up of \"Leaving on a Jet Plane\" & \"In the Aeroplane Over the Sea\": <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Td5xmzv31s&feature=colike\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Td5xmzv31s&feature=colike</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 16:46:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"177435161456160769","full_text":"A quiet little lunch with George R. R. Martin.  http://instagr.am/p/H4N-eBM2k1/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 15:01:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"177408670349541376","full_text":"This story was a bit creepy to read. A bird repeatedly calls, literally, \"Wagoner, it's going to cost you your life!\" <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/58-the-dog-and-the-sparrow\">http://grimmlunch.org/58-the-dog-and-the-sparrow</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 14:23:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"177399092677324800","full_text":"A long-time supporter of our local farmers is getting her famous salad dressing distributed across the South. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/food/2012-03-06/athens-native-markets-moms-famous-recipe\">http://onlineathens.com/food/2012-03-06/athens-native-markets-moms-famous-recipe</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 12:10:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"177365712250216448","full_text":"Pre-filled, sterile, disposable communion cups. Just as Christ intended.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/H3uZLFM2gl/\">http://instagr.am/p/H3uZLFM2gl/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 11:48:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"177360042775941120","full_text":"Rise up this mornin', <br>Smiled with the risin' sun, <br>Three little birds <br>Pitch by my doorstep <br>Singin' sweet songs <br>Of melodies pure and true","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 00:51:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"177194845973123073","full_text":"Miss Piggy lip synching Peeches' \"F*ck the Pain Away\" (This, um, is not for everyone out there.) <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 00:14:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"177185319748247553","full_text":"It's getting all fried chicken up in here.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/H2cZLXM2mg/\">http://instagr.am/p/H2cZLXM2mg/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 23:04:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"177167784801861633","full_text":"Looks like someone had a good day at school today! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/H2UZ78M2lL/\">http://instagr.am/p/H2UZ78M2lL/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 20:42:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"177132180231815168","full_text":"Problems Solved \"I'm only eight and I haven't got that much experience in solving problems, but I'm pretty good at it.\" <a href=\"http://i-m.co/eviemouse/problemsolved#about-me\">http://i-m.co/eviemouse/problemsolved#about-me</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 20:31:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"177129270576029696","full_text":"\"Honey Hips\" Hand embroidery and lace on the back of a denim jacket.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/H2C2pdM2hA/\">http://instagr.am/p/H2C2pdM2hA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 18:16:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"177095296952705026","full_text":"A prince ignores all the advice of a helpful fox, & still manages to win riches, a princess, & a kingdom. The moral? <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/57-the-golden-bird\">http://grimmlunch.org/57-the-golden-bird</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 17:54:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"177089679550722048","full_text":"Super Morrissey Bros. <a href=\"http://soundcloud.com/lazyitis-1/super-morrissey-bros\">http://soundcloud.com/lazyitis-1/super-morrissey-bros</a> (An 8-bit cover of \"This Charming Man\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 14:42:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"177041482463711234","full_text":"Game of Thrones is out on Blu-ray today. I would like to throw a ten hour viewing party. Anyone in town want to host? I'll bring the A/V.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 04:02:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"176880485111312384","full_text":"The Iconoclast finished fifth out of sixteen teams. Not a bad first outing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 06 02:45:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"176860978749771776","full_text":"Playing trivia at Highwire solo against a whole bunch of teams, and holding my own. Not winning, but not losing either.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 23:43:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"176815293140701185","full_text":"I'm still rehydrating. With free beer. It seems to be working.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 22:45:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"176800614171418625","full_text":"The young and beginning farmer mixer at Farm 255 is hopping! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HztcrWM2sr/\">http://instagr.am/p/HztcrWM2sr/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 20:19:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"176763814056960001","full_text":"So… Ike Stubblefield has moved to town, & is playing every Tuesday night at a coffee shop for a mere $5. A reason for y'all to move too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 19:36:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"176753116048392194","full_text":"A South Korean businessman so enjoyed an Athens 3-location Italian restaurant that he's opening two more in Seoul. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2012-03-05/depalmas-extends-asia\">http://onlineathens.com/breaking-news/2012-03-05/depalmas-extends-asia</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 18:43:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"176739793982603264","full_text":"I'm 10lbs lighter than when last on trapeze (only a week ago!) and could definitely feel it. Unfortunately, my strength was also much less..","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 17:02:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"176714360738168832","full_text":"Just paid up my trapeze tuition through mid-May. Up I go!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 13:25:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"176659677482987521","full_text":"You have no idea what's waiting for you then you visit my dentist. Parrots, mummy cases, grandfather clocks, and today, The Kingston Trio.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 04:05:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"176518716639559681","full_text":"I can now flex my left pec and make the rapids on the River Running dance. Maybe I can flap Smaug's wings for free drinks at DragonCon?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 19:42:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"176392265248407552","full_text":"Vivian inherited my singing ability. Poor thing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 16:28:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"176343452504686593","full_text":"Fattening myself up with some sausage gravy. I don't think I've ever felt gaunt before.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 15:41:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"176331446305296384","full_text":"\"Here's what the opening scene looks like. Scrat got fat eating nuts.\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HwYDHYM2lq/\">http://instagr.am/p/HwYDHYM2lq/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 15:37:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"176330652742991872","full_text":"Vivian had to suddenly pause her video game to storyboard an idea for the opening title sequence for \"Ice Age 5: Things Are Changing\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 12:34:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"176284490690342912","full_text":"Today from 3 to 5 Canopy is celebrating their 10th birthday by having all the trapezes down low so everyone can try them, plus a free show!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 03 20:22:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"176039833217667073","full_text":"Felt alive enough to make a pot of lamb chili. Another day like yesterday would have had me calling for the milk of the poppy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 03 17:12:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"175992068085252097","full_text":"All you folks using RunKeeper might want to check out Zombies, Run! <a href=\"https://www.zombiesrungame.com/\">https://www.zombiesrungame.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 03 12:24:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"175919541048717312","full_text":"It's possible to lose 7.6 pounds in 36 hours, but I don't recommend it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 03 00:25:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"175738611080249344","full_text":"I guess being in bed all day was good practice for my surgery next Friday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 02 19:06:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"175658457746247680","full_text":"Attempting to get up after 16 hours in bed. I haven't been hit by a bug this fierce and fast in a long time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 02 12:52:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"175564177530826752","full_text":"When I went to bed last night my right ear was 104 degrees and my left was barely 103. I guess my creativity's been working overtime.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 01 17:48:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"175276235159650305","full_text":"I've never seen \"Almost Famous\", but after watching this deleted scene, now I want to. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra9YR1ze0w0&feature=related\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra9YR1ze0w0&feature=related</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 01 17:29:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"175271643545997313","full_text":"\"Once upon a time, there was a woman who was a real witch.\" So starts \"Sweetheart Roland\", today's fairytale.  <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/56-sweetheart-roland\">http://grimmlunch.org/56-sweetheart-roland</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 01 14:48:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"175230923145613312","full_text":"Why is my coffee maker making that strange splashing noise? Oh… I forgot to put the cup under the spout again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 01 13:29:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"175211113095499776","full_text":"PayPal has told online book stores that they can't sell books PP doesn't approve of if they want to accept PP payments. <a href=\"http://www.zdnet.com/blog/violetblue/paypal-strong-arms-indie-ebook-publishers-over-erotic-content/1097\">http://www.zdnet.com/blog/violetblue/paypal-strong-arms-indie-ebook-publishers-over-erotic-content/1097</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 29 22:33:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"174985666642452480","full_text":"Oh, happy day! RT @loresjoberg: I have put Brunching back on the Web. It is, in fact, about time. <a href=\"http://brunching.com/\">http://brunching.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 29 22:05:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"174978623743332353","full_text":"Today I read a story full of greedy men, one of whom had a very strange hard-to-guess name: <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/webpage/55-rumplestiltskin\">http://grimmlunch.org/webpage/55-rumplestiltskin</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 29 20:07:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"174949049890390017","full_text":"Merlin & Dan's discussion on \"the cost of clutter\" in this week's Back to Work is quite good. <a href=\"http://5by5.tv/b2w/56\">http://5by5.tv/b2w/56</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 29 14:47:13 +0000 2012","id_str":"174868329989799936","full_text":"@nursekris99 You've *got* to see these. <a href=\"http://www.gavinrothery.com/my-blog/2012/2/28/whats-in-spocks-scanner.html\">http://www.gavinrothery.com/my-blog/2012/2/28/whats-in-spocks-scanner.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 29 14:10:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"174858977027428353","full_text":"Thanks in part to warm weather, February sales at my farmers market beat the previous record by 20%. $36,076 went to our local growers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 28 21:08:47 +0000 2012","id_str":"174601967581138944","full_text":"Tomorrow's an extra day, so we all get to go Rumspringa, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 28 18:09:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"174556930726043649","full_text":"\"The Knapsack, the Hat, and the Horn\" A man uses three magical items to overthrow a kingdom and make himself tyrant. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/webpage/54-the-knapsack-the-hat-and-the-horn\">http://grimmlunch.org/webpage/54-the-knapsack-the-hat-and-the-horn</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 28 14:51:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"174506940196585472","full_text":"Jesse Thorn's \"Make Your Thing: 12 Point Program for Absolutely, Positively 1000% No-Fail Guaranteed Success\" So great! <a href=\"http://transom.org/?p=24153\">http://transom.org/?p=24153</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 27 18:17:35 +0000 2012","id_str":"174196495485116416","full_text":"I am now an Adult Beginner I Trapeze graduate. Happily, next week I'll be an Adult Beginner II Trapeze student. I &lt;3 Canopy Studio!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 27 18:12:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"174195212007129088","full_text":"Little clay kitty.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HhMq9hs2iA/\">http://instagr.am/p/HhMq9hs2iA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 27 03:47:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"173977440857767937","full_text":"Sometimes I just don't pay attention. I only just now discovered that Love & Rockets was Bauhaus minus Peter Murphy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 27 03:14:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"173969129907302401","full_text":"Write Club Athens needs one more combatant (preferably a lady) for their inaugural Athens event on April 2nd. <a href=\"http://www.writeclubathens.com/2012/02/27/lady/\">http://www.writeclubathens.com/2012/02/27/lady/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 27 01:45:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"173946880777125889","full_text":"Needed a quick veggie for dinner and finally remembered all those jars of green beans I put away last summer. So, so good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 27 00:41:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"173930722791407616","full_text":"Triple Conjunction. Go outside. Look up.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HfUXQZs2hN/\">http://instagr.am/p/HfUXQZs2hN/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 26 17:13:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"173818024133013504","full_text":"Vivian, on the Violent Femmes' Add It Up: \"I wish this song was about multiplication.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 26 03:11:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"173606206072565760","full_text":"Smokey's Farmland Band. Great stuff! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HdAwYAM2lI/\">http://instagr.am/p/HdAwYAM2lI/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 26 02:22:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"173593764273721345","full_text":"This party has tipsy older fellows hula hoop dancing to live bluegrass music, y'all. And for once I'm not talking about myself.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 26 00:27:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"173564842425335808","full_text":"Sitting down to one of my very favorite meals of the year: the Georgia Organics Farmers Feast. #GOconf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 25 19:58:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"173497111818682368","full_text":"Here are slides of my \"Packing for Market\" talk today at the GA Organics conference. (reposted, forgot link) <a href=\"http://www.slideshare.net/ewagoner/packing-for-market-11748625\">http://www.slideshare.net/ewagoner/packing-for-market-11748625</a> #GOconf","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 25 19:36:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"173491583256236032","full_text":"I walked Juniper back to the hotel room for a second to put my stuff down, turned around, and... guess I'll  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HcMlwdM2pB/\">http://instagr.am/p/HcMlwdM2pB/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 25 19:29:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"173489772206096384","full_text":"Here're slides of my \"Packing for Market\" talk today at the GA Organics conference. I said about 10,000 more words than are on here. #GOconf","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 25 15:53:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"173435344463736834","full_text":"I'm about to give my conference presentation on \"Post Harvest Handling and Packing\". I'm kinda nervous. It's a packed house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 25 13:30:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"173399521760509952","full_text":"The meeting center in Columbus GA is an antebellum iron foundry.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HbitG7s2vl/\">http://instagr.am/p/HbitG7s2vl/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 25 02:37:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"173235226074550272","full_text":"The girls get to share a hotel bed tonight.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HaYDM2s2lU/\">http://instagr.am/p/HaYDM2s2lU/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 24 17:59:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"173104808759263232","full_text":"Surprise space shuttle sighting.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HZcpwLs2pX/\">http://instagr.am/p/HZcpwLs2pX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 23 22:30:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"172810642271645697","full_text":"Took a fallen log footbridge on my way to market today. It was like going to visit the New Yankee Workshop.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HXW7has2k-/\">http://instagr.am/p/HXW7has2k-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 23 13:02:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"172667532312977408","full_text":"Time to put on my teaching face. But first, MOAR COFFEE!!one!!1! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HWV43Ps2qu/\">http://instagr.am/p/HWV43Ps2qu/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 23 03:10:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"172518652602626049","full_text":"Getting more than three hours of sleep: argle bargle, or fooforaw?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 23 00:29:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"172478111303217152","full_text":"I had one of my most productive days ever today, and got done about a third of what I needed to for tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 22:57:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"172455111120007169","full_text":"Drinking beer for work. Again.   @ Terrapin Beer Company <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HU1VDBM2uI/\">http://instagr.am/p/HU1VDBM2uI/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 22:19:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"172445336202260481","full_text":"Not satire: \"Dell’s the computer to use if taking photos of fat guys farting is your thing\" <a href=\"http://www.loopinsight.com/2012/02/22/dells-the-computer-to-use-if-taking-photos-of-fat-guys-farting-is-your-thing/\">http://www.loopinsight.com/2012/02/22/dells-the-computer-to-use-if-taking-photos-of-fat-guys-farting-is-your-thing/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 20:17:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"172414671020765186","full_text":"Today I read the original Snow White, which includes suffocation by corset & death by dancing in poker-hot iron boots. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/webpage/53-snow-white\">http://grimmlunch.org/webpage/53-snow-white</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 13:49:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"172317151477243905","full_text":"Things I'll miss while at the Georgia Organics conf: a stage production of The Call of Cthulhu (followed by burlesque) and The Chieftains.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 03:07:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"172155519702802432","full_text":"It has been far, far too long since I've sung Chantilly Lace in public. I ought to fix that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 02:17:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"172142957074448385","full_text":"Juniper has no fear. None.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HSnYlos2qt/\">http://instagr.am/p/HSnYlos2qt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 01:32:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"172131498739253248","full_text":"Working on my slide deck for my Georgia Organics talk on Saturday. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/172131498739253248-AmOIr6VCQAA5dRo.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/172131498739253248-AmOIr6VCQAA5dRo.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 22 01:02:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"172124050477420544","full_text":"Last year's Woody Allen RomCom \"Midnight in Paris\" is up for a Nebula Award? *sets DVR*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 21 16:22:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"171993271864791040","full_text":"I haven't been posting each of my Grimm's Fairy Tales lately. There're 52 now and they've been downloaded 10,000 times. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/52-king-thrushbeard\">http://grimmlunch.org/52-king-thrushbeard</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 21 14:59:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"171972384943906816","full_text":"A place I was considering going to to get some mentoring just asked me if I wanted to be a mentor there. I, um… hrm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 20 20:59:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"171700450800832512","full_text":"(Tintin's) Herge's Raiders of the Lost Ark (in 60 seconds) <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlOg03UUc8Q\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlOg03UUc8Q</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 20 19:03:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"171671325499342848","full_text":"The fastest, most effective way to make your life more positive? Watch this video every day. Trust me. Try it now. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 20 18:06:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"171657027393818625","full_text":"Today I randomly chose half the positions we've learned so far and composed and performed a routine with the <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HPKXDts2pF/\">http://instagr.am/p/HPKXDts2pF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 20 14:59:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"171609888118677504","full_text":"It's nearly impossible to get a Twitter-friendly pull quote from the wonderful writings of Frank Key. <a href=\"http://hootingyard.org/archives/8429\">http://hootingyard.org/archives/8429</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 20 14:58:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"171609673601007616","full_text":"Does salacious knavery, untrammelled sauciness, & inappropriate hobnobbing in sinks of vice lead, inescapably, to excesses of high debauch?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 20 01:33:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"171407171236528128","full_text":"Dragons on parade <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HNYzGns2qF/\">http://instagr.am/p/HNYzGns2qF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 19 22:30:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"171360976099225601","full_text":"Juniper and I just shared a beef tongue sloppy joe at Taste of Athens. She loved it!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 19 18:57:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"171307415126540290","full_text":"It's pretty obvious this egg, from a Black Maran hen, isn't the product of the industrial food system.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HMrM6ns2gw/\">http://instagr.am/p/HMrM6ns2gw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 19 17:43:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"171288895747661826","full_text":"A loving and fitting remembrance of my classmate and friend, Aaron Schnell:  <a href=\"http://www.dchieftain.com/2012/02/18/the-loss-of-a-friend\">http://www.dchieftain.com/2012/02/18/the-loss-of-a-friend</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 19 05:04:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"171097711779659776","full_text":"I've got a class to teach (and write) on Thursday, and a presentation to give on Saturday. That's why I just started playing Dragon Age.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 19 01:31:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"171044164841111552","full_text":"Chicken and mushroom glass noodle soup. The catch? Those aren't noodles.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HKztQUs2sg/\">http://instagr.am/p/HKztQUs2sg/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 19 00:53:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"171034717196529665","full_text":"In tonight's installment of \"The Unlikely Adventures of Eric\", I'm getting paid to cook and then eat some soup.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 22:23:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"170996924550356992","full_text":"I've been asked to read a great story for the best YA sci-fi & fantasy audio magazine out there. I'm excited! More details later on.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 21:38:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"170985485555089409","full_text":"The grand finale, including a sing-along \"Hey Jude\" with scrolling lyrics.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HKY9pDs2mX/\">http://instagr.am/p/HKY9pDs2mX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 19:11:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"170948611776069633","full_text":"The Circus Athena program doubles as a cootie catcher.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HKIRkys2ii/\">http://instagr.am/p/HKIRkys2ii/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 17:28:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"170922685780598784","full_text":"Today I'm down exactly 25 lbs since Thanksgiving. And I'm really starting to feel the difference.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 05:48:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"170746471078051840","full_text":"\"Shopping for fresh, local food to go virtual in Champaign County (Ohio)\" <a href=\"http://urbanacitizen.com/Main.asp?SectionID=3&SubSectionID=5&ArticleID=159227\">http://urbanacitizen.com/Main.asp?SectionID=3&SubSectionID=5&ArticleID=159227</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 02:41:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"170699499348561920","full_text":"\"Now for something completely different: a man w/ a tape recorder up his nose.\"<br>\"Dad, that's the silliest ever.\"<br>Another parenting triumph.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 02:22:14 +0000 2012","id_str":"170694582395342849","full_text":"Aw, man! Someone filmed me getting my weekly massage today and put it on the Internet. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_ng08sHphA4\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_ng08sHphA4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 02:07:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"170690965076582401","full_text":"\"Chardee MacDennis: The Game of Games\" Best Always Sunny yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 18 00:53:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"170672234405429248","full_text":"The new oyster mushrooms now at my farmers market are amazing. This is how they look eight days after I boug <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HIKfQqs2gv/\">http://instagr.am/p/HIKfQqs2gv/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 17 23:23:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"170649488128610306","full_text":"Angry driver at the next pump had a sign on her minivan: \"Gas prices were $1.67 when Obama was elected!!!\" He's been there 8 years already?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 17 22:02:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"170629106898186240","full_text":"iPhoto's face recognition algorithm thinks I am the Childlike Empress of Fantasia, as pictured on the DVD cover of \"The NeverEnding Story\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 17 20:42:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"170608996489768961","full_text":"A self-portrait of the rover Opportunity, taken after an amazing eight years on Mars. It makes my heart happy. <a href=\"http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA15115\">http://photojournal.jpl.nasa.gov/catalog/PIA15115</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 17 14:59:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"170522733627715584","full_text":"Athens has apparently landed a major new factory for Caterpillar. Great news for town! <a href=\"http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-bc-ga--caterpillar-georgiaplant,0,7977548.story\">http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/sns-bc-ga--caterpillar-georgiaplant,0,7977548.story</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 16 18:04:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"170207058891780097","full_text":"This graffiti describes my ideal workday.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HE3BT9s2hE/\">http://instagr.am/p/HE3BT9s2hE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 16 18:00:59 +0000 2012","id_str":"170206050799202306","full_text":"\"Ouch! ... that's refreshing.\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HE2c3ms2hB/\">http://instagr.am/p/HE2c3ms2hB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 16 16:01:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"170176026775793664","full_text":"The little door under the stairs. On the sidewalk.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HEo6PbM2vk/\">http://instagr.am/p/HEo6PbM2vk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 16 14:04:18 +0000 2012","id_str":"170146488616370177","full_text":"Dancing for donuts. It's my new exercise plan.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/HEbb1Us2uB/\">http://instagr.am/p/HEbb1Us2uB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 15 14:15:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"169786861085143041","full_text":"\"The Geek Social Fallacies of Sex\", a guest post by Holly Pervocracy over at the Geek Feminism blog: <a href=\"http://geekfeminism.org/2012/02/09/the-geek-social-fallacies-of-sex/\">http://geekfeminism.org/2012/02/09/the-geek-social-fallacies-of-sex/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 15 11:51:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"169750691718504448","full_text":"There's nothing like a dense freezing fog to bring out all the drivers with broken tail lights.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 14 15:40:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"169445813699870720","full_text":"Goodnight iPad, a new book by Ann Droyd. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-ouOwpYQqic\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=-ouOwpYQqic</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 14 13:33:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"169414044413988865","full_text":"It's the ol' hand jive discount.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G_OZK1M2hb/\">http://instagr.am/p/G_OZK1M2hb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 23:01:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"169194507533946880","full_text":"Sat down for a moment while my phone synced for the ride home, and promptly fell asleep. And it's only Monday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 21:24:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"169170203744280576","full_text":"There's been a big fire burning all day northwest of town, somewhere between here and the mountains. Looks like a wildfire.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 21:13:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"169167302397399040","full_text":"*Awesome* Game of Thrones valentines: <a href=\"http://blog.chrisbishop.com/post/17554357179/game-of-thrones-valentine-cards\">http://blog.chrisbishop.com/post/17554357179/game-of-thrones-valentine-cards</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 19:34:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"169142335962226688","full_text":"\"Eat Local and Organic with Homegrown-Orlando’s Food Co-Op\" <a href=\"http://amplifiedculture.com/eat-local-and-organic-with-homegrown-orlandos-food-co-op/\">http://amplifiedculture.com/eat-local-and-organic-with-homegrown-orlandos-food-co-op/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 18:21:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"169124093248020481","full_text":"Today I caught a trapeze with my legs while swinging on my arms on another trapeze, then moved between them. I love Monday lunches.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 05:00:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"168922465601466368","full_text":"In her crib, at midnight, playing with monkeys on an iPad.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G7u1WNs2l8/\">http://instagr.am/p/G7u1WNs2l8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 00:10:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"168849447462252544","full_text":"\"I don't need a coat. I saw the weather on the Internet once, and it said nice and warm.\" -- My daughter.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 12 03:00:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"168529915468185600","full_text":"\"You want to count us off, Marty or... are you eating?\" Drummers have to keep their energy up, you know.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 12 02:29:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"168522195176402946","full_text":"Hey! I played that accordion one night in Albuquerque. #tmbg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 12 01:32:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"168507736097693697","full_text":"I only know a few people here, but just looking around I can see the place is full of awesome people. #tmbg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 12 01:08:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"168501663882162176","full_text":"They might be big big fake fake lies. (This was waiting for me when I walked in the door.) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G4vi94s2ky/\">http://instagr.am/p/G4vi94s2ky/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 19:11:31 +0000 2012","id_str":"168411861417607168","full_text":"Juniper just caught on to what's going on.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G4GqiNs2sr/\">http://instagr.am/p/G4GqiNs2sr/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 18:58:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"168408619338055680","full_text":"The finished cake. Not my best work, but it'll still do nicely.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G4FL0QM2si/\">http://instagr.am/p/G4FL0QM2si/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 18:00:54 +0000 2012","id_str":"168394089870524416","full_text":"Fishy chocolate cake. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G3-iJis2rQ/\">http://instagr.am/p/G3-iJis2rQ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 15:24:28 +0000 2012","id_str":"168354723538284544","full_text":"Who was at the DuPont pavilion? Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 03:22:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"168172935343906816","full_text":"Tomorrow, these cakes will be turned into a clown fish.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G2aB3Cs2tt/\">http://instagr.am/p/G2aB3Cs2tt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 02:14:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"168155846189129728","full_text":"A friend I haven't seen in 23 years made me socks. I'm blessed. Thank you, Anastasia! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G2SN4SM2sV/\">http://instagr.am/p/G2SN4SM2sV/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 00:25:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"168128381324496897","full_text":"Vivian got introduced to Monty Python's Flying Circus tonight.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/G2Fq2rs2qa/\">http://instagr.am/p/G2Fq2rs2qa/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 10 22:03:55 +0000 2012","id_str":"168092860112052224","full_text":"Today I read the 50th Grimm's Fairy Tale since I started this project: \"Brier Rose\". Only 200 more to go! <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/50-brier-rose\">http://grimmlunch.org/50-brier-rose</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 10 20:46:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"168073438643232769","full_text":"A Dr Who / Star Trek: The Next Generation crossover is forthcoming. Not video, sadly. <a href=\"http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/02/10/scoop-doctor-who-star-trek-official-crossover/\">http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/02/10/scoop-doctor-who-star-trek-official-crossover/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 10 18:27:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"168038413788917760","full_text":"MCFrontalot's new video for \"Stoop Sale\" is here: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFOPwL32UvI&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFOPwL32UvI&feature=youtu.be</a> I helped make this, in an important but totally hands-off way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 10 16:02:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"168001973243748352","full_text":"Tonight I'm baking a birthday cake for Juniper shaped like Nemo (the fish, not the captain). Tomorrow night, I see TMBG & Jonathan Coulton.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 08 19:00:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"167321994759643136","full_text":"\"HOWTO build a Tardis, the adorable German schoolteacher way\" <a href=\"http://boingboing.net/2012/01/27/howto-build-a-tardis-the-ador.html\">http://boingboing.net/2012/01/27/howto-build-a-tardis-the-ador.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 08 16:52:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"167289674056994816","full_text":"Apparently it's become commonplace to apply an aerosol \"edible\" shrinkwrap on most store-bought produce, even organics. <a href=\"http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/02/08/that-isnt-wax-on-your-organic-apple.aspx?e_cid=20120208_DNL_art_1\">http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/02/08/that-isnt-wax-on-your-organic-apple.aspx?e_cid=20120208_DNL_art_1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 08 14:56:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"167260556296859648","full_text":"Wonderful Dr Who valentines. INFATUATE! ♥ <a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/o8TOP.jpg\">http://i.imgur.com/o8TOP.jpg</a> /via @jannypie","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 08 13:08:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"167233422530580480","full_text":"\"Medieval Smokestacks: Fossil Fuels in Pre-industrial Times\" Been meaning to link this fascinating article for months. <a href=\"http://www.theoildrum.com/node/8460\">http://www.theoildrum.com/node/8460</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 07 16:49:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"166926468792844288","full_text":"Parents w/ iPads & iPhones: take a look at the apps by Toca Boca. They're like Doug & Melissa toys for the digital age. <a href=\"http://tocaboca.com/\">http://tocaboca.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 06 21:24:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"166633487489708032","full_text":"\"Something something Republican debate\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ozzmj/\">http://instagr.am/p/ozzmj/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 06 20:52:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"166625280696389634","full_text":"J.R.R. Tolkien cited Grimm's \"The Juniper Tree\" as an example of the evils of censorship for children. Today I read it. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/47-the-juniper-tree\">http://grimmlunch.org/47-the-juniper-tree</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 06 20:13:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"166615503341752320","full_text":"This Lenka music video was in an open browser tab. Whoever recommended it, thanks -- it's great! <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJbVf2zTiWI&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJbVf2zTiWI&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL</a> cc @DeeFlowered","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 06 18:22:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"166587555628851201","full_text":"When I come out of trapeze class, my forearms look like Popeye's. It's hard and wonderful and I love it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 06 04:12:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"166373713011417088","full_text":"Went live with integrated payments at checkout in my online farmers market system, thanks to @stripe. Good riddance to payment gateways!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 05 23:24:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"166301169847779328","full_text":"The spring peepers are out! On February 5th. That doesn't seem right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 05 20:08:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"166251801417494530","full_text":"The advanced student show. Yup, that's Elvis way up there on the trapeze ladder.   @ Canopy <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/obE5z/\">http://instagr.am/p/obE5z/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 04 23:47:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"165944639768104960","full_text":"Thanks to Burnell Farm, my market now has Romanesco. So pretty! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/oDonr/\">http://instagr.am/p/oDonr/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 04 17:14:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"165845603799154688","full_text":"It's my \"slow carb\" cheat day, so I'm starting things off with French toast made from cinnamon but bread from my  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/n6QkF/\">http://instagr.am/p/n6QkF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 04 16:48:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"165839039746932737","full_text":"Ahhhh, that's the stuff. #coffee <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/n5tJ8/\">http://instagr.am/p/n5tJ8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 04 04:44:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"165656864137289728","full_text":"Track three, \"The Heartache over Innsmouth\", is alone worth the price of Norm Sherman's new album. <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/merchandise-esoteric-order-of-sherman-by-norm-sherman/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/merchandise-esoteric-order-of-sherman-by-norm-sherman/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 04 03:56:46 +0000 2012","id_str":"165644944122458112","full_text":"Juniper can work the iPad like a pro, has favorite apps she runs, can find her favorite movies and songs. She turns two next week. #babynerd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 04 02:42:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"165626129548460032","full_text":"Dirty martinis with home-cured olives.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/nsPiN/\">http://instagr.am/p/nsPiN/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 03 18:43:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"165505750381232128","full_text":"Nursing a headache with good coffee and code.   @ Highwire Lounge <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ni8IG/\">http://instagr.am/p/ni8IG/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 02 18:07:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"165134159247970306","full_text":"There's a lifeguard in big, big trouble.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/nMoab/\">http://instagr.am/p/nMoab/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 02 16:17:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"165106673139200000","full_text":"Today Cailleach preps for the rest of winter. If she intends to make it last a while, weather's sunny so she can gather plenty of firewood.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 17:53:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"164768296309243905","full_text":"Patterson Hood & The Downtown 13 \"After It's Gone\" A response to a proposed Walmart to be built in downtown Athens, GA <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ87g7uPyaY\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ87g7uPyaY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 13:21:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"164699810119680000","full_text":"\"...content on Flickr I'd sure be backing it up elsewhere now. Firing your topline support is a bad sign.\" <a href=\"http://nolancaudill.com/2012/01/30/the-front-line/\">http://nolancaudill.com/2012/01/30/the-front-line/</a> /via @MikeG1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 04:38:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"164568160488529920","full_text":"If you're a fan of risqué punk pop songs, you ought to stop by the Little Kings Shuffle Club on Wednesday night and see Cars Can Be Blue.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 02:17:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"164532718414209024","full_text":"The results of my steak project, on a bed of mustard greens.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/mse7o/\">http://instagr.am/p/mse7o/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 01:21:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"164518739872727041","full_text":"Fellow NMTechies: We lost Aaron Schnell last night. <a href=\"http://www.kasa.com/dpps/news/krqe_news/region_1/rollover-crash-kills-one-in-belen_4059062\">http://www.kasa.com/dpps/news/krqe_news/region_1/rollover-crash-kills-one-in-belen_4059062</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 00:49:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"164510596056875008","full_text":"Happy birthday, @psylosyren!!!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 00:39:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"164508026630451200","full_text":"I've been dry aging ribeyes from my market for the last three days for a project. It's what's for dinner.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/mqtcP/\">http://instagr.am/p/mqtcP/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 00:11:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"164501000420458496","full_text":"Vivian made a pizza. She didn't want spinach on it, so I chopped it fine and called it \"pizza herbs\". <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/mqO6L/\">http://instagr.am/p/mqO6L/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 30 20:18:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"164080010548883456","full_text":"New Flaming Lips song \"Now I Understand\" feat. Erykah Badu, Biz Markie & iPhone's Siri, free for a week. <a href=\"http://skoa.co/186l1x\">http://skoa.co/186l1x</a> via @SKoABlog","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 12 17:59:46 +0000 2021","id_str":"1447985360731090949","full_text":"There's a fine line between genius and madness, and this thread weaves around it. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1447960079337017349\">https://twitter.com/blainecapatch/status/1447960079337017349</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 03:24:45 +0000 2021","id_str":"1446315602059137026","full_text":"Current hot trend, based solely on my observation at Halloween Horror Nights, is black shirts of various sizes with white skeleton hands cupping the boobs. Even saw a tube top version.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 02:24:52 +0000 2021","id_str":"1446300531660664846","full_text":"<a href=\"https://twitter.com/merkinmindy/status/1446276800993185796\">https://twitter.com/merkinmindy/status/1446276800993185796</a> <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1446300531660664846-FBJKqa5XsA0Gj2a.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1446300531660664846-FBJKqa5XsA0Gj2a.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 07 20:42:31 +0000 2021","id_str":"1446214377070374912","full_text":"Current status <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CUvb0eFjR0a/?utm_medium=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CUvb0eFjR0a/?utm_medium=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 07 16:33:20 +0000 2021","id_str":"1446151666219331585","full_text":"“Yes it’s a real thing” @ Macon, Georgia <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CUu_eyqrQT6/?utm_medium=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CUu_eyqrQT6/?utm_medium=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 30 02:18:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"163808258618957825","full_text":"Caught my cast iron skillet on fire. Whoops.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 29 23:11:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"163761196737114112","full_text":"Vivian is correcting the punctuation on a box of macaroni and cheese with a pen. I'm sure that comes as a surprise to absolutely no one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 29 02:24:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"163447492170625025","full_text":"Both my girls sing along to Abney Park's \"Æther Shanties\" album. I &lt;3 my little steampunks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 29 01:29:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"163433436646871040","full_text":"Three hours in an Ikea store and no passport stamp? That hardly seems right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 28 05:22:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"163129815770206208","full_text":"There's a food cart set up outside the Go Bar with really good vegetarian food, including an awesome mushroom stew and carrot dogs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 28 04:35:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"163117852621156353","full_text":"Checks \"perform a solo burlesque number in front of a crowd\" off the list.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 27 17:08:30 +0000 2012","id_str":"162945085070254080","full_text":"New Waffle House in my building is open. Steak and eggs now await me at the bottom of the elevator.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 27 13:29:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"162889958313558017","full_text":"\"Remember that Friday night when Eric did that thing at the Go Bar?\"<br>\"Oh, yeah. Wow.\"<br>\"I know! What was he thinking?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 27 03:49:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"162744028293632001","full_text":"In the olden days, theatrical performances could provoke riots. That tradition may get revived tomorrow night when I take the stage.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 26 18:44:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"162606890348589056","full_text":"\"THERE ARE WALKING TREES IN MIDDLE-EARTH. JUST BURY ME HERE ON THIS PAGE. THIS IS THE END.\" Mark Reads discovers Ents. <a href=\"http://markreads.net/reviews/2012/01/mark-reads-the-two-towers-chapter-4/#more-761\">http://markreads.net/reviews/2012/01/mark-reads-the-two-towers-chapter-4/#more-761</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 26 17:19:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"162585522852737025","full_text":"Since it's lunchtime, why not watch a bunch of gals longboarding down a big hill? <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OfSuldsCoY\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OfSuldsCoY</a> /via @GavRov","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 26 14:10:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"162537891644444672","full_text":"Farmers Markets Move Online \"Online markets help farmers maximize the fruits of their labor\" from Urban Farm Magazine: <a href=\"http://www.urbanfarmonline.com/urban-farm-news/2012/01/20/online-farmers-markets.aspx#.TyFeJovcjZQ.twitter\">http://www.urbanfarmonline.com/urban-farm-news/2012/01/20/online-farmers-markets.aspx#.TyFeJovcjZQ.twitter</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 26 03:44:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"162380268831899648","full_text":"Beard Party (6 piece set) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ksedk/\">http://instagr.am/p/ksedk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 24 20:33:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"161909550822338560","full_text":"Scheduled a day of (not covered by insurance) surgery in six weeks. That should be the start of fixing the mess of huge teeth in a tiny jaw.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 24 14:46:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"161822245780598784","full_text":"It had been so long since I'd been to my doctor that they had to go get my chart out of storage. All my vitals are better now than then.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 24 04:13:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"161662874215911424","full_text":"Some people might say the music of XTC is totally inappropriate for burlesque. I have a feeling we'll know one way or another in four days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 24 00:40:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"161609243198369792","full_text":"\"Smoke it or braise it, invite a bunch friends over, drink beer & then bourbon, forget your name, & wake up in a strange place w/ no pants\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 23 19:51:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"161536490680221696","full_text":"I've stumbled into a little side job where I'll get paid to cook steaks and then eat them myself. #charmedlife","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 23 18:12:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"161511720307785729","full_text":"Today during my lunch hour, I flew upside down on the trapeze, hanging from my knees. #winning","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 23 16:15:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"161482100464287744","full_text":"Russian girl shows that Legolas-style archery is not complete bullshit. Awesomeness. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI</a> (via @danlyke, @EccentricFlower:)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 23 16:11:36 +0000 2012","id_str":"161481214354661376","full_text":"For a mere $5, you can have your name read dramatically on the internet. It's well worth it, as you'll see: <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/35481657\">http://vimeo.com/35481657</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 23 16:03:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"161479087691530242","full_text":"Despite eating a gallon of cheese dip my 1st night there, I lost weight at the #ssawg conference. Must've been the 30 miles a day I walked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 23 00:37:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"161246224840798210","full_text":"I'm sitting in a Waffle House outside Birmingham, Alabama, preparing my Athens, Georgia farmers market for tonight's opening bell.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 22 22:43:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"161217365307166720","full_text":"Made it out of Arkansas, across the corner of Tennessee, through Mississippi, and into Alabama. Six hours to go! *yawn*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 22 01:57:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"160903870606876672","full_text":"Once again the importance of having a sound check asserts itself.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 22 01:34:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"160898064683515904","full_text":"Individual sweet potato pies.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jYFTG/\">http://instagr.am/p/jYFTG/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 22 01:29:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"160896886759366657","full_text":"Butter duck.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jX_Ah/\">http://instagr.am/p/jX_Ah/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 22 01:23:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"160895272396922881","full_text":"That is some spread! Twelve hundred people are in this room, feasting on a locally grown dinner. #ssawg <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jX1Kb/\">http://instagr.am/p/jX1Kb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 22 01:15:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"160893285618040832","full_text":"Rumor has it I built the first shopping cart for Amazon and left in disgust over their consumerism to help small farmers. Weird.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 22 00:52:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"160887556085526528","full_text":"Our menu for the \"Taste of Arkansas\" dinner. Looks grand! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jXLQO/\">http://instagr.am/p/jXLQO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 23:09:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"160861530689253376","full_text":"SSAWG Info Exchange Notes: Online Markets <a href=\"http://www.slideshare.net/ewagoner/ssawg-info-exchange-notes-online-markets\">http://www.slideshare.net/ewagoner/ssawg-info-exchange-notes-online-markets</a> #ssawg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 18:37:11 +0000 2012","id_str":"160793076363821056","full_text":"\"Managing Manure to Save Mankind\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jPQSk/\">http://instagr.am/p/jPQSk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 18:09:26 +0000 2012","id_str":"160786093699104768","full_text":"Just bought eight pounds of rice off the extras table at the Saturday Little Rock locallygrown market. So wonderful to see them firsthand.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 12:55:45 +0000 2012","id_str":"160707154133778432","full_text":"Three ladies on a bench.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jJrYQ/\">http://instagr.am/p/jJrYQ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 04:42:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"160582987996598272","full_text":"A week from tonight, I'll be performing \"dance\" for the 1st time since triumphantly unveiling my take on The Fishstick. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QvIa0NEYO8&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QvIa0NEYO8&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 04:24:02 +0000 2012","id_str":"160578373679202304","full_text":"Achievement Unlocked: free wedding cake  @ Dizzy's Gypsy Bistro <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jDZKi/\">http://instagr.am/p/jDZKi/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 02:07:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"160543913441112064","full_text":"Yes, I'm going back to Dizzy's Gypsy Bistro for dinner, for the third night in a row, and yes, it's for the free cake. (Also, it's great.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 01:59:38 +0000 2012","id_str":"160542033050742785","full_text":"\"Nine months from seed to harvest...\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/jAocZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/jAocZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 21 00:01:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"160512209225662464","full_text":"Georgia-grown sugarcane? I had no idea, but two brothers, third generation sugar growers, are right here in front of me. #ssawg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 23:04:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"160497884276604928","full_text":"Lots of #ssawg conference attendees are watching the ducks go home. It's not as exciting as it was a few days ago. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YTv5em94A&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YTv5em94A&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 19:51:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"160449466728591361","full_text":"It's standing room only to listen to Will Allen. It's not every day you can learn in person from a MacArthur-certified genius! #ssawg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 19:08:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"160438531125280768","full_text":"Answers to the question \"Where are you from?\" #ssawg  @ SSAWG 2012 Conference <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/i5wXw/\">http://instagr.am/p/i5wXw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 03:33:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"160203145094512641","full_text":"Little Rock has an amazing foot bridge across the Arkansas River. Unlike the slightly longer foot bridge in Chatt <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ivQxR/\">http://instagr.am/p/ivQxR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 03:07:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"160196630824484864","full_text":"One waitress to another: \"Did you make coffee for me while I was in the back yelling about Newt Gingrich?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 02:13:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"160183189657235456","full_text":"Limoncello and citrus vodka makes a fine martini. Not my usual fare, but fine nonetheless.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 02:09:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"160182172098105346","full_text":"Sometimes a little melancholy saladness does the body good.   @ Dizzy's Gypsy Bistro <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/itxPf/\">http://instagr.am/p/itxPf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 01:36:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"160173777316102145","full_text":"The trade show at the #ssawg conference has the best crooks money can buy. I may get one to help herd Juniper.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/itLmO/\">http://instagr.am/p/itLmO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 19 05:47:05 +0000 2012","id_str":"159874499611860992","full_text":"Sure, I could have gone to bed at a reasonable hour, but instead I made this video about my experience as Duckmaster: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YTv5em94A\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4YTv5em94A</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 19 03:23:20 +0000 2012","id_str":"159838323945381888","full_text":"\"Laughing Sally\" (bronze sculpture) She looks rather maniacal at night, lot from below.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ic8QF/\">http://instagr.am/p/ic8QF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 19 02:27:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"159824363707826176","full_text":"I'm trying to eat my salad and pretend that I didn't wolf down an obscene amount of cheese dip, but the shockingl <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/icAVg/\">http://instagr.am/p/icAVg/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 19 02:22:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"159822965582733313","full_text":"I walked by a closed art gallery, and saw a large Buck Rogers ray gun in the window.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ib6nb/\">http://instagr.am/p/ib6nb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 19 02:04:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"159818363412025344","full_text":"Dizzy's Gypsy Bistro has the best foursquare special I've seen: \"Check in three times, get a free slice of wedding cake\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 19 01:50:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"159814974116605953","full_text":"I wandered the streets of Little Rock for over an hour looking for a dinner that suited me. And then I found \"a c <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ibf-I/\">http://instagr.am/p/ibf-I/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 18 23:16:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"159776096995377153","full_text":"Certified Honorary Duckmaater <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/iZDuE/\">http://instagr.am/p/iZDuE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 18 22:25:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"159763306557603840","full_text":"Log cabins and a garden in downtown Little Rock <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/iYPyt/\">http://instagr.am/p/iYPyt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 18 22:16:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"159761010524295168","full_text":"I dropped in on one of the farmers markets using my software: ASN Local Food Club (509 Scott, 6th St, Little Rock) <a href=\"http://4sq.com/zP1UTA\">http://4sq.com/zP1UTA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 18 20:41:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"159737143776907264","full_text":"\"Courage\" A sculpture made from welding rods.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/iWrBR/\">http://instagr.am/p/iWrBR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 18 15:10:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"159653980857843713","full_text":"I will be the Duckmaster today at 5pm at the Peabody Little Rock. So, scratch that off my bucket list.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 17 14:05:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"159275165769928704","full_text":"I'm on the road to Little Rock. It's a little twelve hour jaunt.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 17 02:52:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"159105906599141376","full_text":"My town's Friday night fish fry place has a song written about it by a Canadian \"Americana\" singer. What's yours got? <a href=\"http://www.archive.org/details/BootysFishHouse_329\">http://www.archive.org/details/BootysFishHouse_329</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 17 02:46:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"159104229884182529","full_text":"I make a version of this flyer every January. In 2007, there was a single pushpin in Athens, GA. Now: <a href=\"http://skit.ch/nr4j\">http://skit.ch/nr4j</a> #locallygrown","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 16 22:03:07 +0000 2012","id_str":"159032960585170944","full_text":"Today I read \"Herr Korbes\". It's a short strange story of several animals and ordinarily inanimate objects on a trip. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/herr-korbes\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/herr-korbes</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 16 16:35:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"158950452887699456","full_text":"A big spike in downloads of my Brothers Grimm podcast today. Don't know why, tho I hear professors are linking to it. <a href=\"http://skit.ch/nr29\">http://skit.ch/nr29</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 16 14:00:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"158911562852212736","full_text":"Really, every Monday ought to start with a horn section.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/huGel/\">http://instagr.am/p/huGel/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 16 13:50:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"158908890707267584","full_text":"I'm at the Fabulous 40 Watt at 8:30 in the morning, watching the best funk band around, The HEAP. Here in Athens, <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ht-7F/\">http://instagr.am/p/ht-7F/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 16 01:58:03 +0000 2012","id_str":"158729695192547328","full_text":"\"Farm2Work: Bringing the farmers market to where you are\" (Arkansas Times) <a href=\"http://www.arktimes.com/EatArkansas/archives/2012/01/13/farm2work-bringing-the-farmers-market-to-where-you-are\">http://www.arktimes.com/EatArkansas/archives/2012/01/13/farm2work-bringing-the-farmers-market-to-where-you-are</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 15 17:23:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"158600280395616256","full_text":"My brunch dish that's sure to sweep the nation: bed of wilted spinach, sautéed ham chunks and pulled pork, topped <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/hb8Lg/\">http://instagr.am/p/hb8Lg/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 15 04:33:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"158406459116359681","full_text":"I've never really been one for most musical theater, but here I find myself choreographing my own solo dance number.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 15 01:06:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"158354453081231361","full_text":"Salmon with mashed potatoes and carrots, drizzled with dill butter.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/hOKqb/\">http://instagr.am/p/hOKqb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 15 00:21:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"158343089524707328","full_text":"Some heirloom carrots, about to be put into the mashed potatoes.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/hNSY2/\">http://instagr.am/p/hNSY2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 14 21:51:10 +0000 2012","id_str":"158305179576446976","full_text":"A message from my hosting company: \"One of your accounts has a 10G disk limit. It's currently using 1.3T. Please fix.\" Oops.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 14 20:58:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"158291969922174977","full_text":"Juniper, rocking out to Feist <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqYUFbzO36A&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqYUFbzO36A&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 14 19:27:32 +0000 2012","id_str":"158269033295261696","full_text":"I've been loosely following Tim Ferriss's \"Slow Carb\" meal plan for the last few weeks. Here're the results so fa <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/hHpHq/\">http://instagr.am/p/hHpHq/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 14 01:20:34 +0000 2012","id_str":"157995489097302018","full_text":"I'll be staying most of next week at the Peabody Hotel in Little Rock. If I play my cards right, I'll take a turn as Duckmaster.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 13 22:18:09 +0000 2012","id_str":"157949581353697281","full_text":"A glass of the new locally made \"Monk's Mead\". It's good. A bit sweeter than mine w/ hints of clove.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/g16s5/\">http://instagr.am/p/g16s5/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 13 21:29:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"157937293083152386","full_text":"Hey, hey! A new commercial meadery has opened here in Athens. It's GA's first meadery. @MonksMead <a href=\"http://www.monksmead.com/index.html\">http://www.monksmead.com/index.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 13 19:03:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"157900640419450880","full_text":"Losing My Religion (Live on a porch in Athens, GA 10/20/1990) <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1c8yFoXJTo&feature=share\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1c8yFoXJTo&feature=share</a> (Yeah, I spent time thinking if I've been on that porch.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 13 16:33:53 +0000 2012","id_str":"157862944737202176","full_text":"Yesterday I read \"The Elves\", three short tales bundled together. Today I read \"The Robber Bridegroom\". <a href=\"http://www.grimmlunch.org\">http://www.grimmlunch.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 12 18:43:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"157533287269675008","full_text":"Athens' own @1000facescoffee is the deal of the day today at wine.woot.com! Four pounds of fantastic coffee, only until midnight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 12 16:07:12 +0000 2012","id_str":"157493839467249664","full_text":"Mr Rogers Breakdancing. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_GnjE-des&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw_GnjE-des&feature=youtu.be</a> I love that man.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 12 00:58:08 +0000 2012","id_str":"157265068596281345","full_text":"\"Striking a Pose (Women and Fantasy Covers)\" <a href=\"http://www.jimchines.com/2012/01/striking-a-pose/\">http://www.jimchines.com/2012/01/striking-a-pose/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 11 23:09:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"157237699059777538","full_text":"Adam Davidson (NPR's \"Planet Money\") came to Greenville SC & wrote this wonderful article about American manufacturing. <a href=\"http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/01/making-it-in-america/8844/3/?single_page=true\">http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/01/making-it-in-america/8844/3/?single_page=true</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 11 14:12:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"157102566122078208","full_text":"Today I've learned that there are such things as beer mittens. <a href=\"http://www.skuuzi.com/\">http://www.skuuzi.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 11 14:06:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"157101067144937472","full_text":"Single cup coffee makers are great for when you're still too asleep to do much. You do need to remember to put a cup under there, though.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 11 13:32:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"157092489516433408","full_text":"\"Badger? Theremin? No, the badgermin, possibly the finest badger-related electronic musical instrument ever devised.\" <a href=\"http://hootingyard.org/archives/8089\">http://hootingyard.org/archives/8089</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 11 11:40:49 +0000 2012","id_str":"157064414024040448","full_text":"Vivian's first words to me this morning: \"Most people don't wake crocodiles, you know.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 10 22:37:01 +0000 2012","id_str":"156867167835533313","full_text":"Pegu Club Cocktail, the pride of Rangoon <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/gEd63/\">http://instagr.am/p/gEd63/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 10 20:45:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"156839153982652416","full_text":"Today I read \"The Wedding of Mrs. Fox\". Mr. Fox passes on, and Mrs. Fox finds a new husband.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 10 20:15:37 +0000 2012","id_str":"156831582940958721","full_text":"\"Dear Eric! This is to confirm you've two reserved tickets for the upcoming TMBG show at Atlanta GA Variety Playhouse\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8tZ35t4U&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8tZ35t4U&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 10 13:56:57 +0000 2012","id_str":"156736287267749888","full_text":"\"How (not) to communicate new scientific information: a memoir of the famous brindley lecture\" <a href=\"http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full\">http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 09 14:52:15 +0000 2012","id_str":"156387814181842944","full_text":"For years I've been wearing dirt-cheap short cotton socks. I've recently discovered good wool socks. The difference is amazing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 09 11:41:44 +0000 2012","id_str":"156339869344473088","full_text":"\"So five heads means five times the danger?\"<br>\"You better believe it!\"<br>Vivian and I, discussing Tiamat, while waiting for the school bus.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 08 18:15:33 +0000 2012","id_str":"156076588218327041","full_text":"Yes, I know this is the day of rest, but I needed to make a set of tear-away long johns.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 08 05:42:40 +0000 2012","id_str":"155887119880028161","full_text":"Finally reading \"A Game of Thrones\". I've seen the series so know the story, and am still riveted (& appreciate just how good the show is).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 08 01:49:24 +0000 2012","id_str":"155828417269469184","full_text":"Panko crusted flounder. It's what's for dinner.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/fTene/\">http://instagr.am/p/fTene/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 07 17:07:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"155697125714440192","full_text":"Viv is making a Wii character that looks like George Newman (Weird Al's character in UHF). That's how modern seven year olds cosplay.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 05 18:02:41 +0000 2021","id_str":"1445449377774850059","full_text":"Come work with me! I recently got promoted too, so I’d be your boss. I hear I’m a pretty good one. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/1445441991609884675\">https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/1445441991609884675</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 04:18:41 +0000 2021","id_str":"1440168582000693253","full_text":"I can’t even. Yeah, I know not everyone was exposed to it by walking by Jeff’s house as he was writing it but still. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/FranziaMom/status/1440024002823548933\">https://twitter.com/FranziaMom/status/1440024002823548933</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 07 00:25:25 +0000 2012","id_str":"155444893567823872","full_text":"One of my immediate neighbors is selling their acreage. Now would be a good time for a dump truck full of money to arrive at my house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 07 00:09:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"155440850128736257","full_text":"Local barbecue joint is slammed up full tonight.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/e-lGk/\">http://instagr.am/p/e-lGk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 06 22:49:58 +0000 2012","id_str":"155420874609147905","full_text":"Today I read \"Thumbling\" (better known as \"Tom Thumb\"). It was also a fun read! <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/37-thumbling\">http://grimmlunch.org/37-thumbling</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 06 18:39:22 +0000 2012","id_str":"155357805942018049","full_text":"Finished reading Tim Ferriss's \"The 4 Hour Body\". Gimmicky title but good interesting content about \"hacking\" one's body, backed by science.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 06 17:56:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"155347058457460737","full_text":"A cup of some fine-looking mushroom bisque.   @ The National <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/e5cB3/\">http://instagr.am/p/e5cB3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 05 18:16:19 +0000 2012","id_str":"154989619572768768","full_text":"Dude on the unicycle with the ridiculously large handlebar mustache and carrying the comically oversized coffee mug: I salute you.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 05 17:04:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"154971531791962112","full_text":"\"I Like You Better On Facebook (MUSIC VIDEO)\" Very well done. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hjDwGQ1oiAM\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hjDwGQ1oiAM</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 05 04:04:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"154775239589502976","full_text":"I'm working on costuming for a secret theater project I have coming up. More hints as it gets closer. Maybe.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ehiFY/\">http://instagr.am/p/ehiFY/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 05 02:47:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"154755750261035008","full_text":"Tonight, for the first time in my adult life, I bought pants that were smaller than my previous pants.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 05 00:28:04 +0000 2012","id_str":"154720783757869056","full_text":"Highwire no longer has half price whisky flights on Wednesdays. Possibly related: I've been the only one in here for the last hour.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 23:28:27 +0000 2012","id_str":"154705781164474368","full_text":"A \"London Fog\": Sailor Jerry's rum, brown sugar, lime, orange, and cinnamon. Served hot.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/edm80/\">http://instagr.am/p/edm80/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 23:07:42 +0000 2012","id_str":"154700562473029632","full_text":"My main competitor, one backed by Silicon Valley $$$, is exiting our shared space to go in a different direction. <a href=\"http://seedstock.com/2012/01/04/sustainable-food-system-farmsreach-tools-to-help-farmers-business-operations/\">http://seedstock.com/2012/01/04/sustainable-food-system-farmsreach-tools-to-help-farmers-business-operations/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 21:34:43 +0000 2012","id_str":"154677161154981889","full_text":"\"Dr Who\" by Green Thrift Grocery performed live at Wuxtry Records here in Athens: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeK2nq0cc_A&feature=related\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeK2nq0cc_A&feature=related</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 18:36:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"154632210203426816","full_text":"Here is today's story: The Magic Table, the Golden Donkey, and the Club in the Sack. I really think you'll like it. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/36-the-magic-table-the-golden-donkey-and-the-club-in-the-sack\">http://grimmlunch.org/36-the-magic-table-the-golden-donkey-and-the-club-in-the-sack</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 18:16:50 +0000 2012","id_str":"154627363177635841","full_text":"Today's fairy tale is my favorite so far, and so much fun to read. It has everything a good story needs. Namely, a donkey that poops gold.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 16:30:16 +0000 2012","id_str":"154600542377746432","full_text":"The \"Got Milk?\" ad campaign claims that \"real milk needs no shaking\". I wonder if they've ever had real milk. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nuKDSuxqtuI\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nuKDSuxqtuI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 13:29:48 +0000 2012","id_str":"154555127091564544","full_text":"PayPal requires the destruction of an antique French violin that made it through WWII: <a href=\"http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/03/from-the-mailbag-27/\">http://www.regretsy.com/2012/01/03/from-the-mailbag-27/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 04 02:41:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"154391939809165312","full_text":"Chicken, mixed heirloom carrots, and red pac choi. Less than ten minutes from cutting board to plate.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/eQ6hz/\">http://instagr.am/p/eQ6hz/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 03 18:14:52 +0000 2012","id_str":"154264479201361920","full_text":"After decades of thought, the FDA has realized limiting antibiotics in our food is a lost cause, and has given up. <a href=\"http://civileats.com/2012/01/03/fda-gives-up-on-antibiotic-restrictions-in-livestock/\">http://civileats.com/2012/01/03/fda-gives-up-on-antibiotic-restrictions-in-livestock/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 03 17:57:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"154260008731803650","full_text":"Today I read \"The Tailor in Heaven\". The fellow sneaks in and causes trouble. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/35-the-tailor-in-heaven\">http://grimmlunch.org/35-the-tailor-in-heaven</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 03 03:34:00 +0000 2012","id_str":"154042800856498176","full_text":"Ground salmon patties, spinach, and mushrooms, all cooked together in the same pan with butter and cayenne. Simpl <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/eBpcX/\">http://instagr.am/p/eBpcX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 03 03:02:41 +0000 2012","id_str":"154034922225541122","full_text":"One week from today, I start trapeze classes at Canopy Studio here in town. I'm excited!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 02 19:48:56 +0000 2012","id_str":"153925764235018241","full_text":"\"The Art of Male Burlesque\", an article in Filament Magazine: <a href=\"http://www.filamentmagazine.com/2011/05/boys-that-burlesque/\">http://www.filamentmagazine.com/2011/05/boys-that-burlesque/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 02 17:55:29 +0000 2012","id_str":"153897212605243392","full_text":"Today I read \"Clever Else\". Her suitor won't marry her until she proves her intelligence. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/34-clever-else\">http://grimmlunch.org/34-clever-else</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 02 14:20:17 +0000 2012","id_str":"153843055319986176","full_text":"This \"is a triumph of indie over corporate. And may be the last important paper map to depict our country.\" <a href=\"http://mobile.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/01/the_best_american_wall_map_david_imus_the_essential_geography_of_the_united_states_of_america_.html\">http://mobile.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2012/01/the_best_american_wall_map_david_imus_the_essential_geography_of_the_united_states_of_america_.html</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 02 03:46:23 +0000 2012","id_str":"153683531602731008","full_text":"\"It's great! It's like an Arthur Miller play, only much slower.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 02 01:04:39 +0000 2012","id_str":"153642826490576896","full_text":"Get a new interactive programming lesson sent to you each week & you'll be building apps & websites before you know it. <a href=\"http://codeyear.com/\">http://codeyear.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 01 19:09:51 +0000 2012","id_str":"153553541393420288","full_text":"Just completed 21 weeks of workout program without missing a day. 3 weeks intro, 9 week easy, 9 weeks medium. Next: 9 weeks hard.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 01 02:51:06 +0000 2012","id_str":"153307230031183873","full_text":"My NYE party of wii games & Pixar movies was planned by my seven year old girl. The breaded mushrooms and White Russians were my addition.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 01 01:58:21 +0000 2012","id_str":"153293956678025216","full_text":"The @comicraft NYD font sale is under way! Every font in the house for $20.12. See @Ihnatko's guide for the must-haves: <a href=\"http://www.suntimes.com/technology/ihnatko/9704404-452/get-your-credit-card-ready-comicrafts-annual-font-sale-nearly-here.html\">http://www.suntimes.com/technology/ihnatko/9704404-452/get-your-credit-card-ready-comicrafts-annual-font-sale-nearly-here.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 31 03:00:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"152947091851837440","full_text":"beardedsquash's photo \"How to decorate above the urinal at a Scottish pub\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/dCv_o/\">http://instagr.am/p/dCv_o/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 31 00:11:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"152904772024942592","full_text":"Ladies. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/dBEWw/\">http://instagr.am/p/dBEWw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 30 21:18:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"152861159660331008","full_text":"Ben Epps, Georgia's flight pioneer, has a new statue in Athens. His 1909 plane was the first to put the prop up front. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/c-P0i/\">http://instagr.am/p/c-P0i/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 30 20:50:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"152854044476583936","full_text":"My little side business helping farmers markets get online saw both revenue and expense growths of 48% this year. My pricing works.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 29 17:54:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"152447473380634625","full_text":"CheckCrafters consolidated their ops & in the process threw out all their business customer's account info & designs. Hello, CarouselChecks!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 29 14:15:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"152392215799398400","full_text":"\"Southern Farmers Vanquish the Clichés\" Not to mention all the farmers across the south selling their goods online. <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/28/dining/southern-farmers-vanquish-the-cliches.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all\">http://www.nytimes.com/2011/12/28/dining/southern-farmers-vanquish-the-cliches.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 28 18:28:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"152093568125779969","full_text":"Today I read \"The Three Languages\". You too can become Pope if you learn how to converse with dogs, frogs, and birds! <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/33-the-three-languages\">http://grimmlunch.org/33-the-three-languages</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 27 21:52:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"151782427352764418","full_text":"\"What have you done with the bacon, Hans?\"<br>\"Tied it to a rope. Dragged it home. Dogs got it.\"<br>I read \"Clever Hans\": <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/32-clever-hans\">http://grimmlunch.org/32-clever-hans</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 27 18:39:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"151733938015055873","full_text":"\"New Years Rulin's\" by Woody Guthrie, 1942: <a href=\"http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/woody1.jpeg\">http://boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/woody1.jpeg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 27 16:56:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"151708072539193344","full_text":"\"They try to trick the girls into buying pink stuff instead of the stuff boys like.\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CU040Hqbas&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CU040Hqbas&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 27 16:02:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"151694523939045377","full_text":"Here's a follow-up article to the possible Maya ruins in GA that touches on the cultural connections of Creek & Maya: <a href=\"https://www.examiner.com/architecture-design-in-national/mayas-the-usa-controversy-you-be-the-juror\">https://www.examiner.com/architecture-design-in-national/mayas-the-usa-controversy-you-be-the-juror</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 27 02:26:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"151489143061483520","full_text":"Somehow managed to get a wife, two kids, a dog, a pile of presents, and two blimps each the size of a love seat home in the station wagon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 26 15:43:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"151327325181579264","full_text":"\"Dungeon Squad is an RPG designed expressly for young players with short attention spans who demand action and fun.\" <a href=\"http://www.metafilter.com/110941/DUNGEON-SQUAD-IN-COLOR\">http://www.metafilter.com/110941/DUNGEON-SQUAD-IN-COLOR</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 26 01:20:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"151110188458455042","full_text":"Suddenly we're under the sea. These remote control fish blimps are amazing! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/btnDA/\">http://instagr.am/p/btnDA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 26 01:02:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"151105665669140480","full_text":"German mulled wine. Ready to drink.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/btS0O/\">http://instagr.am/p/btS0O/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 22:57:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"151074135609581568","full_text":"$deity bless us, every one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 15:13:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"150957460507725824","full_text":"Dogs who think they're people get to open presents too.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bh30-/\">http://instagr.am/p/bh30-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 05:37:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"150812410473742337","full_text":"I did my evening exercises with an extra five pound weight strapped to my belly, made mostly out of scalloped potatoes.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 04:51:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"150800750396715009","full_text":"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 02:57:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"150772086288289792","full_text":"Zsuzsu Pets only come as hamsters. But they can wear costumes, so... dragon zsuzsu pet acquired.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bXs66/\">http://instagr.am/p/bXs66/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 02:06:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"150759217601589249","full_text":"Cookies, milk, and her list, ready for Santa.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bWp7Y/\">http://instagr.am/p/bWp7Y/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 01:36:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"150751661269336064","full_text":"Pan roasted pole beans, grown up the road from here even though it's December.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bWBf9/\">http://instagr.am/p/bWBf9/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 01:34:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"150751317013438464","full_text":"Scalloped heirloom potatoes.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bWABE/\">http://instagr.am/p/bWABE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 01:33:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"150751054781366272","full_text":"Locally grown ham, glazed with orange and honey.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bV-Ym/\">http://instagr.am/p/bV-Ym/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 25 00:43:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"150738296362893312","full_text":"\"No cheeses for us meeces.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 24 21:44:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"150693280974254080","full_text":"One early present for Luigi from mom and dad.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bRs9v/\">http://instagr.am/p/bRs9v/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 24 19:23:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"150657907116081154","full_text":"Santa's busy installing software into Vivian's OSX dock. Had to create Juniper an account so she could get some too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 23 23:23:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"150355759954272256","full_text":"I was looking for \"We're Not F'n Kidding Around Sharp\", but all they had was this.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/bA7TC/\">http://instagr.am/p/bA7TC/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 23 22:11:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"150337798950486016","full_text":"I love my friend Hugh's signature. He rocks the monobrow.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/a__4J/\">http://instagr.am/p/a__4J/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 23 21:25:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"150326124604436480","full_text":"My courtesy shuttle driver has spent the last 25 minutes simultaneously belching, snorting, and coughing. Worst. beatboxer. ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 23 20:32:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"150312899150229504","full_text":"Sidewalk salad garden, downtown Athens.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/a-vQ-/\">http://instagr.am/p/a-vQ-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 23 19:29:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"150296993900666880","full_text":"The perfect answer to abstract java errors.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/a99-G/\">http://instagr.am/p/a99-G/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 23 13:37:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"150208361760161792","full_text":"My car is getting its first scheduled service that I have to pay for. Price for the 40,000 mile service: $750. Gulp. Hello, 20% off coupon!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 22 23:32:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"149995772585316352","full_text":"At my farmers market in my tshirt while it's thunder storming. On the first day of winter. Am I in Sri Lanka?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 22 19:33:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"149935502433325056","full_text":"Today's story is \"The Maiden Without Hands\". Despite the story's title, she lives happily ever after. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/the-maiden-without-hands\">http://grimmlunch.org/the-maiden-without-hands</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 22 14:46:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"149863310395834368","full_text":"\"Massive 1,100+ year old Maya site discovered in Georgia's mountains\" This is an amazing story. <a href=\"http://www.examiner.com/architecture-design-in-national/massive-1-100-year-old-maya-site-discovered-georgia-s-mountains\">http://www.examiner.com/architecture-design-in-national/massive-1-100-year-old-maya-site-discovered-georgia-s-mountains</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 22 14:23:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"149857619434147841","full_text":"Pink Floyd live in 1968 playing \"Let There Be More Light\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gE4UncSsAI\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gE4UncSsAI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 22 14:19:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"149856615535869953","full_text":"\"We have at least narrowed down the exact value of sanctity — somewhere between $200,000 and $400,000.\" Just fantastic.<br><a href=\"http://www.thestate.com/2011/12/22/2088020/op-ed-naming-rights-state-mottos.html\">http://www.thestate.com/2011/12/22/2088020/op-ed-naming-rights-state-mottos.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 21 22:50:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"149622795171663874","full_text":"Looks like it'll be completely overcast in the morning, so there won't be a solstice sunrise to see.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 21 21:49:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"149607495554441216","full_text":"Still need to make cookies for an exchange? How about some elven lembas bread? <a href=\"http://www.geekychef.com/2008/12/elven-lembas-bread.html\">http://www.geekychef.com/2008/12/elven-lembas-bread.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 21 21:12:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"149598235063889920","full_text":"In today's story, \"The Louse and the Flea\", everyone goes from happy to dead in under 3 minutes: a new Grimm record! <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/30-the-louse-and-the-flea\">http://grimmlunch.org/30-the-louse-and-the-flea</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 21 18:10:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"149552226178838529","full_text":"Here's the original 1977 music video for Jethro Tull's \"Ring Out Solstice Bells\" <a href=\"http://youtu.be/eh_Bir3gqUA\">http://youtu.be/eh_Bir3gqUA</a> Brighter days are ahead!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 21 14:21:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"149494766533488641","full_text":"Newt Gingrich’s Letter to Virginia, Regarding the Existence of Santa Claus and Claims That He Said Otherwise.: <a href=\"http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/newt-gingrichs-letter-to-virginia-regarding-the-existence-of-santa-claus-and-claims-that-he-said-otherwise#.TvHqcQpXvzA.twitter\">http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/newt-gingrichs-letter-to-virginia-regarding-the-existence-of-santa-claus-and-claims-that-he-said-otherwise#.TvHqcQpXvzA.twitter</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 20 22:33:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"149256118651203585","full_text":"Cold, wet, and dark: December in Athens <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/aXFkx/\">http://instagr.am/p/aXFkx/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 20 20:59:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"149232412751175680","full_text":"\"Mean Old Jews Who Crucify My Lord\" is a \"great record, though, if the anti-Semitic angle doesn't bother you too much.\" <a href=\"http://thehoundblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-weeks-5-pack.html\">http://thehoundblog.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-weeks-5-pack.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 20 20:00:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"149217683886440448","full_text":"Today I read \"The Devil With the Three Golden Hairs\", about a boy born fortune's favorite who goes to hell and back. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/29-the-devil-with-the-three-golden-hairs\">http://grimmlunch.org/29-the-devil-with-the-three-golden-hairs</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 20 18:18:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"149192023310745600","full_text":"“It’s Okay to be Neither” An approach to preventing gender bullying in a classroom. <a href=\"http://togetherforjacksoncountykids.tumblr.com/post/14314184651/one-teachers-approach-to-preventing-gender-bullying-in\">http://togetherforjacksoncountykids.tumblr.com/post/14314184651/one-teachers-approach-to-preventing-gender-bullying-in</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 20 13:44:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"149122994789289984","full_text":"\"Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make good soup.\" Beethoven","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 20 12:04:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"149097797851942912","full_text":"\"I never - I PROMISE you - ever wanted to grow up to be someone known as ’The Penis Mom'. But here I am.\" <a href=\"http://girlonsaturday.blogspot.com/2011/12/penis-mom.html?spref=tw\">http://girlonsaturday.blogspot.com/2011/12/penis-mom.html?spref=tw</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 19 23:42:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"148911162317213696","full_text":"Mailgun, the service I trust to handle all my locallygrown email, sent me red velvet cake pops. Thanks! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/aLbFn/\">http://instagr.am/p/aLbFn/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 19 13:50:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"148762149320278016","full_text":"Flight of the Conchords Christmas card <a href=\"http://www.quinkyart.com/2010/12/flight-of-conchords-christmas-card.html\">http://www.quinkyart.com/2010/12/flight-of-conchords-christmas-card.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 19 03:48:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"148610511934734336","full_text":"It's great watching the video for \"The One I Love\", recognizing people and places I've come to know well. Bonus: Photog director Alton Brown","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 19 00:50:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"148565840659361795","full_text":"I'd never heard about this punk move Elvis Costello pulled on live TV in 1977. It's great. <a href=\"http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/the_performance_that_got_elvis_costello_banned_from_americas_favorite_laten\">http://www.dangerousminds.net/comments/the_performance_that_got_elvis_costello_banned_from_americas_favorite_laten</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 19 00:11:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"148556104111095808","full_text":"I'm eating a beach off of the Noel log.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Z_PHH/\">http://instagr.am/p/Z_PHH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 18 23:50:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"148550706062831618","full_text":"This isn't the worst burn I've had by far, but it's certainly the most painful. Grawr!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 18 02:33:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"148229416219197441","full_text":"Got carded buying wine. I don't think that's ever happened before.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 18 01:47:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"148217881069498369","full_text":"Best thing I've ever got in a White Elephant/Yankee Trader gift swap.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ZxU0a/\">http://instagr.am/p/ZxU0a/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 18 00:15:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"148194588098695168","full_text":"Come in! Come in, and know me better, man!  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ZwLDV/\">http://instagr.am/p/ZwLDV/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 17 23:44:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"148186778040410112","full_text":"I'm at the home of Lynyrd Skynyrd's biggest fan. In recognition of this fact, they played at his house.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Zvx7q/\">http://instagr.am/p/Zvx7q/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 17 20:09:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"148132847746686978","full_text":"I guess I did get a few things made this year.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ZtNRb/\">http://instagr.am/p/ZtNRb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 17 19:49:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"148127818797170688","full_text":"I'm making some little carefully wrapped packages for a holiday dinner party.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Zs-Le/\">http://instagr.am/p/Zs-Le/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 17 16:53:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"148083352002510848","full_text":"Here's a wonderful series of paintings \"featuring characters with unusual pets and their unusual circumstances.\" <a href=\"http://travislouie.com/index.php\">http://travislouie.com/index.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 17 05:13:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"147907165649244160","full_text":"One day I will learn the lesson not to tackle big heavy projects by myself. Today was not that day.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ZlTDc/\">http://instagr.am/p/ZlTDc/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 16 22:20:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"147803337394368512","full_text":"I've been called this to my face. Well, not \"ale\". That'd be weird.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Zg1P4/\">http://instagr.am/p/Zg1P4/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 16 21:44:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"147794126367244288","full_text":"It Only Takes a Girl (to make a difference) YouTube video: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEhKu3T51Q&feature=colike\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwEhKu3T51Q&feature=colike</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 16 19:09:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"147755290706714624","full_text":"Thank you so much for the shout-out, @castofwonders! And Brian Griggs' \"Rust\" -- what a great story to end out the year with.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 16 17:58:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"147737316461514752","full_text":"Corny Runts, only $2. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ZeYBJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/ZeYBJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 16 13:49:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"147674826327326720","full_text":"Downtown at a sidewalk table, working on the computer, getting my picture taken for a magazine. It's Friday again?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 15 23:37:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"147460287631601665","full_text":"Squirrel! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ZVmU-/\">http://instagr.am/p/ZVmU-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 15 18:01:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"147375647885508611","full_text":"Had a nice lunch with a writer who came into town from out of state specifically to talk to me. I've got to admit… that's pretty cool.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 15 15:30:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"147337677371478016","full_text":"My right hand makes capacitive touch screens go crazy now. I have no idea what that means. Left hand works fine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 15 02:26:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"147140323762638848","full_text":"Passed 3000 downloads of my Brothers Grimm podcast, or over 100 listens per story. I'm tickled there's more than five. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org\">http://grimmlunch.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 15 01:16:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"147122830641864704","full_text":"George R. R. Martin has a kid's book set in the Game of Thrones world called \"The Ice Dragon\". The main character is a 7yo girl, like Viv.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 02:02:42 +0000 2021","id_str":"1437960031262097408","full_text":"Boozing it up for a good cause. Happy Negroni Week!<br><br>This was our first time in a bar for drinks since very early March, 2020. Old Pal makes you show your vax card to get in, and I really liked that. @ The Old Pal <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CT0ooblLHQf/?utm_medium=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CT0ooblLHQf/?utm_medium=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 06 19:35:22 +0000 2021","id_str":"1434963452695568384","full_text":"A generation of young men feeling lost has never worked out well for everyone else. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/rmc031/status/1434957496884551680\">https://twitter.com/rmc031/status/1434957496884551680</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 14 22:47:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"147085398408040448","full_text":"This old set piece is perfectly sized for an entire wall in my office.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ZJyS5/\">http://instagr.am/p/ZJyS5/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 14 21:52:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"147071482734972929","full_text":"Canopy Studio has a new class schedule, & beginning adult trapeze doesn't conflict with my farmers market anymore. Yay! <a href=\"http://www.canopystudio.com/documents/class-schedule.pdf?utm_source=Canopy+Studio+List&utm_campaign=b61ab19ba0-September_2_Canopy_News9_1_2011&utm_medium=email\">http://www.canopystudio.com/documents/class-schedule.pdf?utm_source=Canopy+Studio+List&utm_campaign=b61ab19ba0-September_2_Canopy_News9_1_2011&utm_medium=email</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 14 17:03:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"146998634330853377","full_text":"Today I read \"The Singing Bone\". A murdered man's bones sing the story of his betrayal. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/28-the-singing-bone\">http://grimmlunch.org/28-the-singing-bone</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 14 16:13:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"146986143483834368","full_text":"I'm pretty determined to make it to the Georgia Guidestones for sunrise on the solstice next Thursday. <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 13 17:34:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"146644254415011842","full_text":"Today I read \"The Bremen Town Musicians\". It was my favorite when I was a kid, and it's still a great story. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/27-the-bremen-town-musicians\">http://grimmlunch.org/27-the-bremen-town-musicians</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 13 01:45:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"146405257101062144","full_text":"Chaffin Orchards mandarins are ready! They had a terrible yield this year, so they'll probably sell out in a few days. <a href=\"http://www.chaffinfamilyorchards.com/store/mandarins.php\">http://www.chaffinfamilyorchards.com/store/mandarins.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 12 22:02:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"146349261838225408","full_text":"Today I read one of the best-known Grimm tales: Little Red Riding Hood. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/26-little-red-cap\">http://grimmlunch.org/26-little-red-cap</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 12 00:44:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"146027583765618688","full_text":"Crab cakes for dinner. They've got carrot, celery, onion, and spinach too.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Yp2L-/\">http://instagr.am/p/Yp2L-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 11 17:47:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"145922701222088704","full_text":"I'm pickling eggs for some quick workday breakfasts.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/YlDyh/\">http://instagr.am/p/YlDyh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 11 03:47:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"145711335269859328","full_text":"Only a couple minutes in, and Louis CK's special is already worth the $5. DRM free, too! Get it at <a href=\"http://louisck.net\">http://louisck.net</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 11 01:25:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"145675559966482432","full_text":"Trent Reznor and (the Yeah Yeah Yeah's) Karen O cover Led Zeppelin's \"Immigrant Song\"<br> <a href=\"http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/44843-video-trent-reznor-and-karen-o-cover-led-zeppelins-immigrant-song/\">http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/news/44843-video-trent-reznor-and-karen-o-cover-led-zeppelins-immigrant-song/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 22:55:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"145637835939123200","full_text":"Expanding the Kinsey Scale: <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2011/12/12/111212sh_shouts_rudnick?mbid=social_retweet\">http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2011/12/12/111212sh_shouts_rudnick?mbid=social_retweet</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 21:13:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"145612174000263168","full_text":"Feijoada: the cassoulet that's the national dish of Brazil.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/YZNcv/\">http://instagr.am/p/YZNcv/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 19:45:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"145589859300548608","full_text":"Yes, it's a Chipotle commercial, but it's also a beautiful two min Wille Nelson music video re industrial agriculture. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMfSGt6rHos&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMfSGt6rHos&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 19:30:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"145586261896347648","full_text":"Chourico: a Portugese pork and paprika sausage. I've never had it before.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/YYC7Q/\">http://instagr.am/p/YYC7Q/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 18:06:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"145564952864894976","full_text":"Today I'm making the national dish of Brazil, which, through a quirk of colonialism, is a cassoulet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 17:06:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"145549981611331585","full_text":"Juniper was sleepily reading a book in her crib. As I passed by, she said \"Hi, Dad\" & started singing Baa baa black sheep. I &lt;3 baby brains.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 05:23:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"145373114602242048","full_text":"\"Maybe five, eight, even ten years ago, the first bad cell split inside me, secretly. But I didn't know.\" <a href=\"http://boingboing.net/2011/12/09/the-diagnosis.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29\">http://boingboing.net/2011/12/09/the-diagnosis.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 10 00:53:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"145304981220761600","full_text":"I'm not that big into musicals, but I'm about to see one of my favorites.   @ Athens Community Theatre <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/YN7UZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/YN7UZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 08 18:29:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"144846003453956096","full_text":"\"Why I Go Home: A Developer Dad's Manifesto\" <a href=\"http://adamschepis.com/blog/2011/09/15/why-i-go-home-a-dads-manifesto/\">http://adamschepis.com/blog/2011/09/15/why-i-go-home-a-dads-manifesto/</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"12"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 08 04:25:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"144633790424293376","full_text":"\"What Really Happened Aboard Air France 447\" Fascinating and sad. <a href=\"http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/aviation/crashes/what-really-happened-aboard-air-france-447-6611877\">http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/aviation/crashes/what-really-happened-aboard-air-france-447-6611877</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 07 20:35:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"144515437835726851","full_text":"I uploaded my 25th Grimm fairy tale (\"The Seven Ravens\") today. That puts me 1/10th through the collected works. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/25-the-seven-ravens\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/25-the-seven-ravens</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 07 20:28:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"144513561585135616","full_text":"Awesome whistler, or the awesomest whistler? <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFt6MyiVx54\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFt6MyiVx54</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 07 16:42:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"144456790774525952","full_text":"My Occupy LA Arrest, by Patrick Meighan <a href=\"http://myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com/2011/12/my-occupy-la-arrest-by-patrick-meighan.html?spref=tw\">http://myoccupylaarrest.blogspot.com/2011/12/my-occupy-la-arrest-by-patrick-meighan.html?spref=tw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 07 03:45:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"144261342277287936","full_text":"Tim Farriss is crazy, in a kind of awesome way. His \"The Four Hour Body\" is a fun read, even if you don't want to try and follow along.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 06 19:42:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"144139669976788992","full_text":"'Hobo Lobo of Hamelin is a thing by a dude, who’s all like, “I’M GONNA MAKE A THING.” And then he did. Or is doing.' <a href=\"http://hobolobo.net/\">http://hobolobo.net/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 06 18:27:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"144120822330703873","full_text":"The state of Illinois  is auctioning off \"nice christmas gifts\", including real knives, plastic guns, and a teether. <a href=\"https://ibid.illinois.gov/item.php?id=7991\">https://ibid.illinois.gov/item.php?id=7991</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 06 18:05:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"144115160653635588","full_text":"There's a new Mighty Mighty Bosstones album out today. You know what to do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 06 14:36:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"144062541415464960","full_text":"I've heard your collective bemoaning the lack of Yoko Ono in most Christmas music, and so has The Flaming Lips. Behold: <a href=\"http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/12/check-out-the-flaming-lips-feat-yoko-ono-plastic-ono-band-atlas-eets-christmas/\">http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/12/check-out-the-flaming-lips-feat-yoko-ono-plastic-ono-band-atlas-eets-christmas/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 06 13:02:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"144039019792187392","full_text":"A number of years ago, while on a spirit quest, I learned how to weave mystic Mayan power cloaks, so I'm covered. You? <a href=\"http://soul2soultreasures.com/mayan_cloak/\">http://soul2soultreasures.com/mayan_cloak/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 06 00:58:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"143856684580864000","full_text":"Just filled myself up on goulash. Haven't said that in ever.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 05 17:46:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"143748150174298112","full_text":"In today's fairy tale, Mother Holle, the ancient Norse and Germanic mother goddess, makes an appearance. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/24-mother-holle\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/24-mother-holle</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 05 14:57:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"143705672004026368","full_text":"DIY Holiday Nerdflakes <a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/diy-christmas-nerdflakes\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/diy-christmas-nerdflakes</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 05 00:20:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"143484732603236352","full_text":"A bit of tonight's dinner conversation: \"I prefer my steak nuggets to be made from cow, not goat.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 04 21:53:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"143447779795140608","full_text":"OMG, the \"banana candle\"! RT @alhilton When Used Books Attack: Banana Edition <a href=\"http://bit.ly/uXJpcq\">http://bit.ly/uXJpcq</a> Cookbooks from the 70's were *hilarious.*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 04 16:09:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"143361367842357248","full_text":"Carrot cake pancakes <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/XU9SR/\">http://instagr.am/p/XU9SR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 04 06:05:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"143209297759838209","full_text":"Liam Lynch doesn't release podcast episodes often, but when he does, they're epic. Seriously, a funk song re Chewbacca, sung by a bacterium.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 04 05:11:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"143195610391126016","full_text":"\"The Top 10 Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English\" I've been looking for some of these. <a href=\"http://bigthink.com/ideas/41152?page=1\">http://bigthink.com/ideas/41152?page=1</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 04 04:53:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"143191219831447554","full_text":"Dark Cargo is running HomeCon this weekend. It's a full speculative fiction lit convention held entirely via website. <a href=\"http://darkcargo.com/\">http://darkcargo.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 04 02:54:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"143161225705037824","full_text":"Today a friend's five year old decided to form a band, then recorded an album (w/ artwork). This's why I work in tech. <a href=\"http://secondperiodindustries.blogspot.com/2011/12/guns-gunshots-gallery.html\">http://secondperiodindustries.blogspot.com/2011/12/guns-gunshots-gallery.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 03 23:13:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"143105516535676928","full_text":"\"Dance Your PhD\" I don't think I've ever seen a better science presentation.  <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlDWRZ7IYqw&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlDWRZ7IYqw&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 03 20:07:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"143058828756389889","full_text":"We're at a birthday party.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/XKAC1/\">http://instagr.am/p/XKAC1/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 03 17:57:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"143026001847386112","full_text":"Half Life of a Tech Worker: 15 Years -- <a href=\"http://tech.slashdot.org/story/11/12/03/1435217/\">http://tech.slashdot.org/story/11/12/03/1435217/</a> (via @slashdot, @brownpau)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 03 16:46:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"143008218929565696","full_text":"\"'Happy Holidays’ and other four letter words\" <a href=\"http://www.jennifermcgrail.com/2011/11/happy-holidays-and-other-four-letter-words/\">http://www.jennifermcgrail.com/2011/11/happy-holidays-and-other-four-letter-words/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 03 15:17:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"142985757261434880","full_text":"My morning cup.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/XHN6I/\">http://instagr.am/p/XHN6I/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 02 22:40:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"142734824656998400","full_text":"Trappeze has $20 handmade stoneware pint glasses (filled with Left Hand Milk Stout for free). The bottom glaze is <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/W_Rju/\">http://instagr.am/p/W_Rju/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 02 21:46:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"142721332323422208","full_text":"Nothing incapacitates me with laughter quite like a Damn You Auto Correct best-of. Here's their top 25 ever: <a href=\"http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/\">http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 02 20:49:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"142706991272443904","full_text":"How did I not know there are real winged lizards, genus Draco? <a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/WEI85.jpg\">http://i.imgur.com/WEI85.jpg</a> <a href=\"http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draco_volans\">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draco_volans</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 02 18:20:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"142669543775535104","full_text":"In \"The Mouse, the Bird, and the Sausage\", we learn a sausage with forged papers is free game. No happy ending here. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/23-the-mouse-the-bird-and-the-sausage\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/23-the-mouse-the-bird-and-the-sausage</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 02 17:58:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"142663955582693376","full_text":"A price wins the hand of a princess via a riddle contest w/ a riddle no more fair than \"What have I got in my pocket?\" <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/22-the-riddle\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/22-the-riddle</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 01 18:25:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"142308436984594432","full_text":"Winter's hard, so have some pancakes. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok&feature=player_embedded\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Teaft0Kg-Ok&feature=player_embedded</a> via @mmayo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 01 18:15:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"142305836172185601","full_text":"Did you know that in the original Cinderella, the step-sisters cut off parts of their feet to fit in the shoe? Listen: <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/21-cinderella\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/webpage/21-cinderella</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 01 16:02:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"142272353739620352","full_text":"TMBG's new video for \"Electronic Istanbul (Not Constantinople)\" is pretty great. <a href=\"http://stereogum.com/893022/they-might-be-giants-electronic-istanbul-not-constantinople-video-stereogum-premiere/video/\">http://stereogum.com/893022/they-might-be-giants-electronic-istanbul-not-constantinople-video-stereogum-premiere/video/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 01 13:59:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"142241339654930432","full_text":"Got my first iTunes review from someone I don't know in real life. The podcast seems more real now. <a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331\">http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 30 23:02:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"142015635931676672","full_text":"Tapping a cask of Heavy Seas Peg Leg Stout.   @ Trappeze Pub <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/WrnJh/\">http://instagr.am/p/WrnJh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 30 18:37:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"141949024994467840","full_text":"Today I read one of my all-time favorite Brothers Grimm tales: The Brave Little Tailor. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/20-the-brave-little-tailor\">http://grimmlunch.org/20-the-brave-little-tailor</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 30 13:36:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"141873232901971968","full_text":"It's the Fifth Annual International Blue Beanie Day, in support of web standards. #bbd11 <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Wnvgg/\">http://instagr.am/p/Wnvgg/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 29 17:31:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"141570109427810304","full_text":"Getting ready to speak to an \"Anthropology of Eating\" class at UGA.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Wf03I/\">http://instagr.am/p/Wf03I/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 28 23:43:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"141301113973506050","full_text":"A bag of Bald Yak coffee, hand roasted by @rubyist <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/WZK7O/\">http://instagr.am/p/WZK7O/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 28 21:37:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"141269584371130368","full_text":"I'm speaking to a UGA class tomorrow. Not the one I stood up earlier this semester. I won't stand this one up, I promise.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 28 20:11:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"141247873848328192","full_text":"Genius! RT @GOOD: When all you can say is \"wow\": Watch a drunk Frenchman open a bottle of wine--with a shoe. <a href=\"http://su.pr/2FTw9g\">http://su.pr/2FTw9g</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 28 16:08:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"141186659071954945","full_text":"Got to play w/ an articulated model of my teeth and jaw today. I'm already pretty far along the Lisa Monstrosity Scale. <a href=\"http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdv42defV1qc7rfro1_500.jpg\">http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkdv42defV1qc7rfro1_500.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 28 15:53:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"141182887880962048","full_text":"My desk lamp.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/WWASp/\">http://instagr.am/p/WWASp/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 27 22:09:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"140915115275988994","full_text":"\"This beer will take longer to ferment but it is worth it if you want to put someone to sleep gently.\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/WOt0M/\">http://instagr.am/p/WOt0M/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 27 20:25:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"140888993540743168","full_text":"Hot Donkey's cover of \"Brown Eyed Girl\" is as if Van Morrison's original was buried in Steven King's Pet Cemetery. <a href=\"http://soundcloud.com/hot-donkey/moondance\">http://soundcloud.com/hot-donkey/moondance</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 27 01:42:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"140606363406577664","full_text":"Get gobsmacked with turnips. <a href=\"http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203611404577044700771110524.html?mod=googlenews_wsj\">http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203611404577044700771110524.html?mod=googlenews_wsj</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 27 01:26:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"140602409926922240","full_text":"Yeah, usually slow food is my thing, but I've got a soft spot for the original fast food place.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/WEPzX/\">http://instagr.am/p/WEPzX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 19:18:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"140509788432896000","full_text":"Just left my parents' place for probably the last time ever. *sniff*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 18:15:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"140493799741853697","full_text":"Vore<br>local, omni, sustainable, etc. etc. <br>literally meaning \"to devour, to eat\" <br> <a href=\"http://www.jonofalltrades.net/1/post/2011/11/going-local.html\">http://www.jonofalltrades.net/1/post/2011/11/going-local.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 04:34:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"140287285907304448","full_text":"As my barber told me last Friday, \" You've sure got yourself a head of hair\". <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/V5yWa/\">http://instagr.am/p/V5yWa/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 04:21:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"140283922020974592","full_text":"My spelling really hasn't improved in 35 years, I'm sad to say.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/V5qIa/\">http://instagr.am/p/V5qIa/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 03:57:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"140277872450482176","full_text":"\"Wagoner One of 26 in the Nation Selected for Astrophysics Course\" Such. A. Nerd. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/V5bXG/\">http://instagr.am/p/V5bXG/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 02:57:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"140262956830179328","full_text":"\"Police body slam leaves grandpa bloody, unconscious at Wal-Mart\" <a href=\"http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/25/police-body-slam-leaves-grandpa-bloody-unconscious-at-wal-mart/\">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/25/police-body-slam-leaves-grandpa-bloody-unconscious-at-wal-mart/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 26 01:29:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"140240806278742016","full_text":"\"... and the important thing is fireball starts with F, which means...\" I must admit, I stopped listening to my daughter 15 minutes ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 22:20:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"140193289981804545","full_text":"Rummaging through my childhood stamp collection. I was 120% nerd.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/V2Nzy/\">http://instagr.am/p/V2Nzy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 20:24:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"140163900070043648","full_text":"Kensington, a \"potentially victorious challenger to such classics as chess, backgammon, or cards\". 1979, out of p <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/V1FCx/\">http://instagr.am/p/V1FCx/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 18:45:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"140138946310062080","full_text":"My first D&D set, complete with note from 10yo Dungeon Master me.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/V0NuN/\">http://instagr.am/p/V0NuN/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 17:32:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"140120593520533504","full_text":"StarForce 'Alpha Centauri' and Sorcerer: two combat simulation games from Simulation Publications, Inc (1974 & 19 <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VzoQf/\">http://instagr.am/p/VzoQf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 17:17:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"140117016882315264","full_text":"Doctor Who: The Game of Time and Space (1980) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VzhN8/\">http://instagr.am/p/VzhN8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 17:16:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"140116709628579840","full_text":"Charge It! The Family Credit Card Game \"Be the first to accumulate the most wealth -- on credit\" (1972) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VzfxU/\">http://instagr.am/p/VzfxU/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 18:06:49 +0000 2021","id_str":"1434578783269494788","full_text":"I moved to Athens, GA because it was a mythical place to me in the late 80s, where wonderful magical things originated. Then I got here and realized there's also this. So, so much of this. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/Universe__Lover/status/1434333619988819969\">https://twitter.com/Universe__Lover/status/1434333619988819969</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 23 19:22:16 +0000 2021","id_str":"1429886725732581376","full_text":"I fired off a request to my physician for this the moment I read this tweet. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/pikhq/status/1429875701268811777\">https://twitter.com/pikhq/status/1429875701268811777</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 05:18:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"139935993598984192","full_text":"\"Pie is the food of the heroic. No pie-eating people can ever be permanently vanquished.\" New York Times, 1902. <a href=\"http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/11/my-all-pie-thanksgiving-fantasy.html?ref=carousel\">http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/11/my-all-pie-thanksgiving-fantasy.html?ref=carousel</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 01:27:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"139877777007587328","full_text":"I almost forgot the dessert spread! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Vswot/\">http://instagr.am/p/Vswot/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 25 00:33:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"139864162040950784","full_text":"This is what AT&T passes off as 3G speed in Franklin County, Missouri. It's been painful. <a href=\"http://yfrog.com/h223106854j\">http://yfrog.com/h223106854j</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 22:51:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"139838566426611713","full_text":"When your mountain men get too grizzardly, making sausage is about all you can do with them.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VquIf/\">http://instagr.am/p/VquIf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 22:28:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"139832678823366656","full_text":"Let's eat! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VqZoE/\">http://instagr.am/p/VqZoE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 20:43:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"139806314242113537","full_text":"Roast turkey.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Vo739/\">http://instagr.am/p/Vo739/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 20:39:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"139805270271463425","full_text":"Roasted roots.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Vo4SO/\">http://instagr.am/p/Vo4SO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 20:09:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"139797692325969920","full_text":"Juniper's resting up for the big meal.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Voe29/\">http://instagr.am/p/Voe29/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 19:06:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"139782054459092992","full_text":"A heritage turkey from Nature's Harmony Farm, with a maple syrup rosemary butter under the skin.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Vnt7u/\">http://instagr.am/p/Vnt7u/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 18:24:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"139771311076552704","full_text":"Mixed roots, ready for roasting.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VnQWm/\">http://instagr.am/p/VnQWm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 17:43:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"139761085942202368","full_text":"Pork loin roast stuffed with apples, onion, sage, and gluten free bread.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Vm1vB/\">http://instagr.am/p/Vm1vB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 24 17:30:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"139757759573921792","full_text":"Budweiser and Clamato, together at last! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VmtXH/\">http://instagr.am/p/VmtXH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 23 20:01:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"139433496811802626","full_text":"A \"cherpumple\". I've had less elaborate desserts prepared for (reenacted) medieval royalty. <a href=\"http://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/22/a-cherry-pie-an-apple-pie-and-a-pumpkin-pie-each-cooked-inside-a-separate-cake-and-then-all-cooked-together-inside-another-cake/\">http://www.neatorama.com/2011/11/22/a-cherry-pie-an-apple-pie-and-a-pumpkin-pie-each-cooked-inside-a-separate-cake-and-then-all-cooked-together-inside-another-cake/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 23 19:36:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"139427022991667200","full_text":"Cranberry sauce. I added blueberries I picked earlier this summer.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VdgVH/\">http://instagr.am/p/VdgVH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 23 19:34:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"139426548284534784","full_text":"Cranberries, soon to be cranberry sauce.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VdfXN/\">http://instagr.am/p/VdfXN/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 23 15:59:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"139372444770242560","full_text":"\"This Thanksgiving, Beware The Sharia Turkey\" <a href=\"http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/11/this_thanksgiving_beware_the_sharia_turkey.php\">http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/11/this_thanksgiving_beware_the_sharia_turkey.php</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 23 03:46:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"139187959630004225","full_text":"\"Coif, Cape, and Canoe: A Study of Women's Dress at an Early French Outpost\" (1971) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VXyBd/\">http://instagr.am/p/VXyBd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 23 03:42:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"139187140293705729","full_text":"\"American Mountain People\", a book published in 1973 by the National Geographic Society.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VXt35/\">http://instagr.am/p/VXt35/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 23:14:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"139119590528647168","full_text":"RIP Anne McCaffrey. I wasn't a frequent visitor to her worlds, but I enjoyed my times there nonetheless.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 02:41:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"138809302008856576","full_text":"\"The Republican plan to nullify the courts and establish Christian theocracy\" (in the current candidates' own words) <a href=\"http://churchandstate.org.uk/2011/11/the-republican-plan-to-nullify-the-courts-and-establish-christian-theocracy/\">http://churchandstate.org.uk/2011/11/the-republican-plan-to-nullify-the-courts-and-establish-christian-theocracy/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 01:43:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"138794652718465025","full_text":"An entire website devoted to the American persimmon, named after my favorite persimmon dish, Persimmon Pudding: <a href=\"http://www.persimmonpudding.com/\">http://www.persimmonpudding.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 22 00:09:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"138771029194584064","full_text":"A mix of beef, chicken, pork, and veggies on a bed of quesadillas served in a  @ El Manzanillo Mexican Restaurant <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VNNMU/\">http://instagr.am/p/VNNMU/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 21:49:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"138735802942357504","full_text":"David Frum has really been putting out some great pieces lately, and is paying for it dearly. <a href=\"http://nymag.com/news/politics/conservatives-david-frum-2011-11/\">http://nymag.com/news/politics/conservatives-david-frum-2011-11/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 20:21:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"138713544270155776","full_text":"I haven't kept up appearances, but my fall garden is lovely just the same.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/VLY4l/\">http://instagr.am/p/VLY4l/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 17:59:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"138677934234935296","full_text":"The silent protest at UC Davis was amazing. <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/11/20/142562402/video-after-pepper-spraying-a-powerfully-silent-protest-at-uc-davis?ps=cprs\">http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2011/11/20/142562402/video-after-pepper-spraying-a-powerfully-silent-protest-at-uc-davis?ps=cprs</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 21 17:08:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"138665180409237504","full_text":"The local combination homemade ice cream / flooring / beanie baby / \"we buy gold\" place closed down. Who would have thunk it?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 20 23:39:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"138401032488239104","full_text":"\"Justin Bieber? I hate that stuff. He's too famous.\" <br><br>My seven year old girl is already a hipster.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 20 21:38:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"138370643656835072","full_text":"Looks like my Brothers Grimm podcast is reaching some sort of critical mass. <a href=\"http://skit.ch/b9mr\">http://skit.ch/b9mr</a> (<a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org\">http://grimmlunch.org</a>)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 20 20:45:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"138357291354292224","full_text":"Dear Athiests: no yogurt for you! <a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/oSocF.jpg\">http://i.imgur.com/oSocF.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 20 16:43:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"138296374029582337","full_text":"Pumpkin spice eggnog pancakes. #yayautumn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 19 23:57:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"138043143227584512","full_text":"Best part of baking chocolate cake: sharing the bowl w/ the kids. Or licking it yourself. Look, the important thing is that it gets licked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 19 21:26:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"138005244167729152","full_text":"Does my iTunes Match subscription mean I'm not legally obligated to keep the hundreds of CDs I ripped years ago anymore?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 19 20:19:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"137988272877088768","full_text":"I love seeing farmers markets using my website on TV! The host seems particularly amazed at the whole thing. <a href=\"http://www.todaysthv.com/news/article/180495/2/Farmers-market-comes-to-UALR-via-Internet\">http://www.todaysthv.com/news/article/180495/2/Farmers-market-comes-to-UALR-via-Internet</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 19 18:50:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"137965882382090240","full_text":"If there's a place in Mexico that would consider this abomination a chile relleno, it's off my place  @ La Fogata <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/U1zZM/\">http://instagr.am/p/U1zZM/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 19 17:55:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"137952120333807616","full_text":"Picking up our Thanksgiving turkeys from the farmers who raised them.   @ Nature's Harmony Farm <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/U1ThG/\">http://instagr.am/p/U1ThG/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 18 05:37:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"137404104044580864","full_text":"A human review of the Kindle Fire – <a href=\"http://Marco.org\">http://Marco.org</a> <a href=\"http://bit.ly/sFyVoQ\">http://bit.ly/sFyVoQ</a> (This pretty much matches my experience in every way.)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 17 18:55:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"137242442696114177","full_text":"My last lunch at the Farm Cart until they re-open next Spring. I miss it already.   @ Farm Cart <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/UjeJ-/\">http://instagr.am/p/UjeJ-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 17 17:16:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"137217482493657088","full_text":"\"The Problem with Up\" <a href=\"http://www.lovelifepractice.com/?p=65\">http://www.lovelifepractice.com/?p=65</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 17 03:27:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"137008819187351552","full_text":"\"Just let the enormity of what’s going on here slowly sink in.\" <a href=\"http://mooglets.tumblr.com/post/10471930010/just-let-the-enormity-of-whats-going-on-here\">http://mooglets.tumblr.com/post/10471930010/just-let-the-enormity-of-whats-going-on-here</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 17 01:59:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"136986853420187648","full_text":"The Fire is a good first attempt by Amazon, and does have potential.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 17 01:56:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"136986094427308033","full_text":"Five years ago I'd've been amazed by this Kindle Fire, but I've been spoiled since then. The usability is downright painful at times.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 16 22:25:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"136932991703334915","full_text":"First impressions of Kindle Fire: size is nice, web browser good, reading pleasant, great price, but won't replace my iPad. Complement, yes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 16 20:30:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"136903971662082048","full_text":"\"Terry Pratchett starts process to take his own life\" <a href=\"http://gu.com/p/2q43d/tw\">http://gu.com/p/2q43d/tw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 16 18:45:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"136877656468754432","full_text":"\"I want to be Pope. Go & tell this to the flounder!\" Today I read \"The Fisherman & His Wife\", featuring a magical fish. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/19-the-fisherman-and-his-wife\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/19-the-fisherman-and-his-wife</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 15 20:43:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"136544824915529728","full_text":"Today I read \"The Straw, the Coal, and the Bean\", a very short & creepy tale where we learn why beans have black seams. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/18-the-straw-the-coal-and-the-bean\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/18-the-straw-the-coal-and-the-bean</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 15 19:02:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"136519351489658880","full_text":"\"If you'll permit me to indulge, I will now start digging into the individual things that infuriated me\" <a href=\"http://5by5.tv/hypercritical/42\">http://5by5.tv/hypercritical/42</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 15 01:37:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"136256407094833152","full_text":"\"Farm2Work Connects Farms to Arkansas Workers\" <a href=\"http://www.todaysthv.com/news/article/180495/2/Farmer-market-comes-to-UALR-via-Internet\">http://www.todaysthv.com/news/article/180495/2/Farmer-market-comes-to-UALR-via-Internet</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 14 22:10:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"136204293312221186","full_text":"Former Athenian Allison Weiss has an epic video for her new kickstarter project for a new album: <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/allisonweiss/allison-weiss-does-it-again-with-your-help\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/allisonweiss/allison-weiss-does-it-again-with-your-help</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 14 18:11:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"136144122976288768","full_text":"Today I read \"The White Snake\". A man eats a snake and can suddenly talk to animals. Hijinks ensue. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/17-the-white-snake\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/17-the-white-snake</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 14 17:38:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"136135896457166848","full_text":"Michael Stipe: Why R.E.M. called it a day <a href=\"http://shar.es/oaJbF\">http://shar.es/oaJbF</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 14 16:16:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"136115334292832256","full_text":"According to the USDA, half a tenth of a percent of all \"local foods\" was sold through my <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net\">http://locallygrown.net</a> in 2011<br><a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/14/locally-grown-food_n_1092146.html\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/14/locally-grown-food_n_1092146.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 13 18:53:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"135792542867398656","full_text":"My school didn't have much equipment, either, but Mr. Baker guided us to \"ginny-rig\" experiments from pieces we d <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/UBlYz/\">http://instagr.am/p/UBlYz/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 13 18:47:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"135790995437666304","full_text":"My high school didn't have an advanced physics class, so my teacher made one for me and a friend. On a typewriter <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/UBh30/\">http://instagr.am/p/UBh30/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 13 04:46:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"135579347070369792","full_text":"I attended a speculative fiction podcasters con in my house on the iPad. Living in the future is weird and awesome.  (cont…","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 13 04:46:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"135579341626163200","full_text":"…cont) <a href=\"http://yfrog.com/nv3cqwqkj\">http://yfrog.com/nv3cqwqkj</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 12 16:03:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"135387324547735552","full_text":"Man, a two year old sitting on your chest really adds a couple levels of difficulty to sit ups.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 12 02:43:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"135185823447531522","full_text":"\"TO-DAY IS 11-11-11\" The New York Times, 100 years ago. <a href=\"http://timesmachine.nytimes.com/browser/1911/11/11/104881854/article-view\">http://timesmachine.nytimes.com/browser/1911/11/11/104881854/article-view</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 12 00:39:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"135154736579084288","full_text":"Tis the season for the Headless Cossack: 2 parts vodka, 1 part kahlua, 1 part pumpkin spice eggnog.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 11 23:51:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"135142592479375360","full_text":"You ought to listen to \"Rules for Living in a Simulation\". Our universe depends on it. <a href=\"http://www.drabblecast.org/2011/11/07/drabblecast-222-rules-for-living-in-a-simulation-2/\">http://www.drabblecast.org/2011/11/07/drabblecast-222-rules-for-living-in-a-simulation-2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 11 22:28:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"135121713498300416","full_text":"Mountains at dusk.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TtXFC/\">http://instagr.am/p/TtXFC/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 11 22:24:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"135120857545703424","full_text":"Today I read \"The Three Snake Leaves\". A snake provides three miraculous leaves that can raise the dead. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/16-the-three-snake-leaves\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/16-the-three-snake-leaves</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 11 17:47:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"135051029434744833","full_text":"Both of Jeff Mangum's Athens shows sold out, and no tickets for me. Still tickets for Mnehead, UK show so... in the aeroplane over the sea!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 11 17:00:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"135039304060764161","full_text":"\"I've petitioned my bosses to officially rename the &lt;redacted&gt; to the 'Eric Wagoner Special'.\"  @ Farm Cart <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Tq5Rb/\">http://instagr.am/p/Tq5Rb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 11 15:20:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"135014108327190530","full_text":"“I do not love the sword for its sharpness, the arrow for its swiftness, the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 10 18:31:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"134699773369397249","full_text":"Oh, hey! The iOS update now shows up as an OTA update (Settings -&gt; General -&gt; Software Update) and is only 44 MB.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 10 18:19:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"134696606778925056","full_text":"781 MB download? I guess the incremental update feature of iOS 5 isn't in place yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 09 21:08:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"134376787684769793","full_text":"There's an Ancient Roman reenactment festival going on in Ridgeville, SC, this weekend. If I wasn't just there, I'd go. <a href=\"http://legvi.tripod.com/castroromani/\">http://legvi.tripod.com/castroromani/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 09 20:31:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"134367611520688129","full_text":"There's a fleet of at least 4 motorcycles pulling mobile billboards through downtown today. Leeches. As if the roads weren't crowded enough.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 09 19:20:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"134349638521208833","full_text":"A new iteration of Honda's ASIMO robot was unveiled today. Simply amazing. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/user/plasticpals1\">http://www.youtube.com/user/plasticpals1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 09 19:18:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"134349165399515136","full_text":"Today I read \"Hansel and Gretel\". By now, who hasn't fooled an evil witch with a chicken bone? <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/15-hansel-and-gretel\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/15-hansel-and-gretel</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 08 19:33:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"133990556350164993","full_text":"This Middle Eastern styled cover of War Pigs by Victoria Faiella is the best version of the song I've ever heard. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjI1guqMIkA\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjI1guqMIkA</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 07 17:36:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"133598746020814849","full_text":"Driftwood #4 <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TKg1R/\">http://instagr.am/p/TKg1R/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 07 17:35:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"133598530517479424","full_text":"Driftwood #3 <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TKggD/\">http://instagr.am/p/TKggD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 07 17:35:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"133598347457085440","full_text":"Driftwood #2 <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TKgQY/\">http://instagr.am/p/TKgQY/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 07 17:33:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"133597943067451392","full_text":"Driftwood #1 <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TKfrj/\">http://instagr.am/p/TKfrj/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 06 21:40:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"133297736723345408","full_text":"A dolphin swam beside us as we walked along the beach.   @ Hunting Island Campground <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TDc07/\">http://instagr.am/p/TDc07/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 06 18:00:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"133242342432980992","full_text":"Sitting in a park dockside in Beaufort, SC. It's a beautiful place to get some work done.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/TBihL/\">http://instagr.am/p/TBihL/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 21:11:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"132928026878033922","full_text":"11th Street Dockside in Port Royal, SC has the best fried flounder I've ever had, and it's perfect every time.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S4jJl/\">http://instagr.am/p/S4jJl/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 19:18:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"132899608652292096","full_text":"Chicken Monkey.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S3jvE/\">http://instagr.am/p/S3jvE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 17:15:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"132868761328959489","full_text":"Our tour bus driver.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S2iPH/\">http://instagr.am/p/S2iPH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 13:48:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"132816519813009408","full_text":"Cold, windy November beach attire.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S07ZT/\">http://instagr.am/p/S07ZT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 13:46:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"132816091062874112","full_text":"Current status <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/S06rJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/S06rJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 05 01:35:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"132632094588420097","full_text":"Did you know the FDA allows moldy and rotting apples to be processed into applesauce, so long as it comes out sterile? <a href=\"http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/04/8636308-fda-moldy-applesauce-repackaged-by-school-lunch-supplier\">http://vitals.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/04/8636308-fda-moldy-applesauce-repackaged-by-school-lunch-supplier</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 04 13:58:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"132456720692822020","full_text":"I'm convinced today's woot shirt was made specifically for Vivian. <a href=\"http://shirt.woot.com/\">http://shirt.woot.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 03 17:08:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"132142107665252354","full_text":"My $3 <a href=\"http://Woot.com\">http://Woot.com</a> \"Bag o' Crap\" arrived today. Good stuff, actually, related to things I'd bought before.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SleQc/\">http://instagr.am/p/SleQc/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 03 16:35:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"132133726325968896","full_text":"Buddhify: Mindfullness-based meditation for iOS and Android. <a href=\"http://buddhify.com/\">http://buddhify.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 03 15:30:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"132117448349597697","full_text":"Stormtrooper photographed in tender scenes with his child. <a href=\"http://bit.ly/oJTizh\">http://bit.ly/oJTizh</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 03 13:00:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"132079592658833408","full_text":"Oranges. \"Color Added\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SkJxm/\">http://instagr.am/p/SkJxm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 03 00:00:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"131883313664241665","full_text":"\"Don't Give Your Users Shit Work\" <a href=\"http://bit.ly/uKyJVL\">http://bit.ly/uKyJVL</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 02 18:43:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"131803712367763456","full_text":"There's not much at an orthodontist's office designed for a large-framed 6' 2\" fellow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 02 16:50:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"131775153989353472","full_text":"\"The Three Spinners\": A lazy girl finds a way to get out of work: get someone else to do it and treat them nicely. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/14-the-three-spinners\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/14-the-three-spinners</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 15 02:44:56 +0000 2021","id_str":"1426736635866189824","full_text":"Helluva thread <a href=\"https://twitter.com/LauraJedeed/status/1426689324284841987\">https://twitter.com/LauraJedeed/status/1426689324284841987</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 02 00:20:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"131526134511837184","full_text":"Zero to fried chicken in 15 minutes. It's both possible and tasty.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SZDDI/\">http://instagr.am/p/SZDDI/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 20:44:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"131471637328564224","full_text":"\"Why Is This Cargo Container Emitting So Much Radiation?\" A yet-unsolved recent radiological incident in Italy.  <a href=\"http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/10/ff_radioactivecargo/\">http://www.wired.com/magazine/2011/10/ff_radioactivecargo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 20:21:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"131465842234884097","full_text":"Today's \"The Three Little Gnomes in the Forest\" may start like The Brady Bunch, but it doesn't stay that way for long. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/13-the-three-little-gnomes-in-the-forest\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/13-the-three-little-gnomes-in-the-forest</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 18:45:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"131441842540650496","full_text":"Sexy Witch in the 1470s: \"… the earliest painting clearly intended to depict a  witch in an erotic way\" <a href=\"http://sexywitch.wordpress.com/2007/05/02/sexy-witch-in-the-1470s/\">http://sexywitch.wordpress.com/2007/05/02/sexy-witch-in-the-1470s/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 17:41:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"131425688254296065","full_text":"\"The price of ridding society of bad is always high.\" <a href=\"http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/11/price-for-ridding-society-of-bad-is.html\">http://www.lettersofnote.com/2011/11/price-for-ridding-society-of-bad-is.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 13:50:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"131367412925874178","full_text":"Bookmark syncing in iCloud is hosed. I've got everything signed out but one mac, trying to clean 1000s of dupes, & it still puts them back.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 11:54:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"131338402179198976","full_text":"Two years ago, I began growing a beard for four months as part of an Internet art project. It was weird and wonderful, and I'll miss it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 01:13:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"131177000957251586","full_text":"\"Software developer's brainstorm now reaches more than 3,000 customers in Canada, the Virgin Islands, and the US.\"  <a href=\"http://www.grit.com/garden/vegetables/online-farmers-market.aspx\">http://www.grit.com/garden/vegetables/online-farmers-market.aspx</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 01:09:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"131176017111957504","full_text":"Big thanks to the lady who put one helping of candy in Viv's bag and another helping in the dragon's mouth \"for being so great\"!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 01 00:39:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"131168538152009728","full_text":"Ten minutes after placing my order, I was informed they didn't actually have any chicken. Not what I was expecting from \"Chicken Express\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 31 23:35:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"131152385321078784","full_text":"Trick or treat! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/SQarA/\">http://instagr.am/p/SQarA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 31 20:51:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"131111001994166272","full_text":"The hell? RT @drgrist: Remember The Lorax, that book you loved as a kid? Hollywood's about to F it up: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/sjaJWj\">http://bit.ly/sjaJWj</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 31 16:55:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"131051698184667136","full_text":"Today I read \"Rapunzel\", a story you know well. Except maybe for the part where the prince gets her pregnant. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/12-rapunzel\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/12-rapunzel</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 30 00:02:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"130434311999594496","full_text":"At the Rumpus staging area.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/R9l-W/\">http://instagr.am/p/R9l-W/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 23:05:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"130420027051610112","full_text":"On our way to the Wild Rumpus, among the best of the many benefits of living in Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 20:05:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"130374640580296704","full_text":"Viv told me what kind of toy the bday boy liked. It's unlike any of his other presents. \"I was guessing. He's a boy & boys like that stuff.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 19:35:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"130367165663682561","full_text":"It looks like the party may break up early so everyone can rush home to watch said game. Such a strange culture.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 19:34:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"130366797831610369","full_text":"There's a lady here wearing a commemorative tshirt for a football game happening today in a different state.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 19:27:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"130365194454044672","full_text":"Vivian's the only girl at a birthday party w/ a football team full of boys. The party's football themed. The invitation didn't mention this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 18:11:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"130346093803352064","full_text":"At a small city park, where three separate birthday parties are going on.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 15:44:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"130309022539710464","full_text":"A pinch of powdered ginger in with the cinnamon and nutmeg does wonders for French toast.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/R5esG/\">http://instagr.am/p/R5esG/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 14:58:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"130297422281834498","full_text":"Sad sleestak. Er, frog.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/R5HYS/\">http://instagr.am/p/R5HYS/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 29 14:42:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"130293475039129601","full_text":"A mighty dragon attacks Gir. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/R5AXc/\">http://instagr.am/p/R5AXc/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 23:56:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"130070496933978112","full_text":"It's not a party until the Flying Spaghetti Monster treats arrive (complete with edible googly eyes). <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Rzrlh/\">http://instagr.am/p/Rzrlh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 22:32:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"130049320400592896","full_text":"This beautiful painting I got for my office was made using coffee by an Athens artist. She's \"mousemadearts\" on E <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RzIEh/\">http://instagr.am/p/RzIEh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 22:13:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"130044545034502144","full_text":"Ready to ride that dragon.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RzAYU/\">http://instagr.am/p/RzAYU/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 21:23:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"130031906799632384","full_text":"Over 12 weeks: 12,344 calories burned, 20.43 miles run, 23 hours 40 minutes spent exercising. All in my living room.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 17:32:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"129973888875638784","full_text":"\"Farm to Fork\" dinners, held on the farm, are becoming more common. So, too, is sad regulator harassment like this: <a href=\"http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/quail-hollow-farm-dinner.htm\">http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/quail-hollow-farm-dinner.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 17:25:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"129971950150893569","full_text":"A brother & sister get tormented by their evil stepmother, who's also a witch. In the end they live happily ever after. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/11-brother-and-sister\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/11-brother-and-sister</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 16:42:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"129961145678299139","full_text":"This morning, I had the occasion to draw a minivan being driven by a set of Christian albino conjoined twins. So, yeah… great day!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 16:00:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"129950627882217472","full_text":"\"How the Joy of Sex was illustrated\"  <a href=\"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357\">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15309357</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 14:56:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"129934572547874816","full_text":"Tilt-shift maple.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RwUjx/\">http://instagr.am/p/RwUjx/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 14:43:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"129931263120379904","full_text":"Beautiful paintings of Halloween in early colonial America. <a href=\"http://radojavor.com/halloween.html\">http://radojavor.com/halloween.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 12:08:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"129892381410603008","full_text":"Was skeptical at first, but I just finished a 12 week workout program w/ EA Sports Active 2 on the Wii. A few quirks aside, it's been great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 10:58:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"129874618222784512","full_text":"\"Polyamory Movement Headed for Rough Seas as the Wave Crosses into the Mainstream\" <a href=\"http://www.lovemore.com/blog/?p=1391\">http://www.lovemore.com/blog/?p=1391</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 02:21:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"129744569993666560","full_text":"Adventures in Depression <a href=\"http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/10/adventures-in-depression.html\">http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/10/adventures-in-depression.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 27 16:51:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"129601093113094144","full_text":"\"Basically, I soaked your bun in pork fat.\"  @ Farm Cart <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RpZzX/\">http://instagr.am/p/RpZzX/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 27 15:20:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"129578225440522241","full_text":"\"That fairy dust, though, makes the tongue horn taste quite nice.\" Read this product description for TGI Friday chips: <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/TGI-Fridays-Cheddar-3-Ounce-Packages/dp/B0025UM2MM/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1301589264&sr=1-5\">http://www.amazon.com/TGI-Fridays-Cheddar-3-Ounce-Packages/dp/B0025UM2MM/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&s=grocery&qid=1301589264&sr=1-5</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 27 02:25:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"129383201541079040","full_text":"The dragon costume is complete, and my dragon rider jumpsuit is in the wash. Well get to wear them Friday, Saturday, *and* Monday!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 23:35:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"129340338639872001","full_text":"Trying on the tail.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RkgD8/\">http://instagr.am/p/RkgD8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 23:20:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"129336640769499136","full_text":"The dragon now breathes fire.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RkalW/\">http://instagr.am/p/RkalW/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 22:06:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"129317991467843584","full_text":"It's only Wednesday and already there's a guy walking around downtown in a full Mario suit. Halloween is Athens' Mardi Gras.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 22:00:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"129316550783156224","full_text":"Ok, ok. I get what the big deal was about. I'll read all the George R. R. Martin books. It'll take me a while, but I'll do it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 20:16:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"129290269010034688","full_text":"A policeman lobbed a grenade into a group who came to the aid of an injured person behind a police barricade. Fucker. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9O3o-7OvIY\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9O3o-7OvIY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 19:26:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"129277661557170177","full_text":"The new release of the DirecTV iPad app now lets you stream live TV. Once it has streaming of recorded shows, it'll be perfect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 13:18:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"129185112918208512","full_text":"Scott Bourne's passionate description of one of my favorite places, the Bosque del Apache near Socorro, NM: <a href=\"http://photofocus.com/2011/10/26/bosque-del-apache-the-call-comes-one-more-time/\">http://photofocus.com/2011/10/26/bosque-del-apache-the-call-comes-one-more-time/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 02:44:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"129025454953857024","full_text":"400 downloads and counting. I'm rocketing up the \"guys reading fairy tales\" podcast charts! <a href=\"http://www.grimmlunch.org\">http://www.grimmlunch.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 26 01:14:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"129003026034868224","full_text":"A dragon's tail, with studs.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Rd-Sm/\">http://instagr.am/p/Rd-Sm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 25 19:18:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"128913385470427137","full_text":"My <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net\">http://locallygrown.net</a> doesn't have the profile (or revenues) of the companies written of here, but the notions apply. <a href=\"http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/printout/0,29239,2094921_2094923_2094924,00.html\">http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/printout/0,29239,2094921_2094923_2094924,00.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 25 17:52:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"128891777993277440","full_text":"Future tattoo designs! \"JRR Tolkien's unseen Hobbit art to be published\" <a href=\"http://bbc.in/orrV3H\">http://bbc.in/orrV3H</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 24 21:36:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"128585729818374144","full_text":"Barely held it together today, but managed, just. Learned a lot under fire, though, which is good. Still don't enjoy sysadmin work.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 24 20:23:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"128567374768115712","full_text":"Just had the worst service outage in locallygrown's history. Three hours to figure out that a mysql server had filled its disk quota. Grawr!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 24 17:03:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"128517055199715328","full_text":"Today's story is very short (under five minutes), called \"Riffraff\", and not about my favorite Rocky Horror character. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/10-riffraff\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/10-riffraff</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 24 16:56:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"128515258674462720","full_text":"I just recorded myself saying \"Giddyap, duck!\" I believe that's the first time I've ever said those words out loud.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 24 16:04:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"128502191517483009","full_text":"Door-to-door salesmen giving you trouble? Maybe this \"Solicitors Are Welcome\" sign will help. <a href=\"http://www.uie.com/brainsparks/2007/07/16/solicitors-are-welcome/\">http://www.uie.com/brainsparks/2007/07/16/solicitors-are-welcome/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 24 12:03:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"128441525054087168","full_text":"Did I publicly commit to joining the local trapeze troupe last night? Yes, yes I did. Better start those push-ups!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 21:46:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"128225871810146305","full_text":"\"Trunk or Treat\" kits help you wring the last bit of joy out of what once was a proud tradition.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ROPpa/\">http://instagr.am/p/ROPpa/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 21:30:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"128221732023701505","full_text":"While I appreciate getting home w/ a full cart for under a nickel, couponers need their own lane. I'm trying to get home w/ solid ice cream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 21:10:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"128216727359197184","full_text":"What could possibly go wrong? <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RN9yO/\">http://instagr.am/p/RN9yO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 19:29:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"128191386460762112","full_text":"She's going to be the best seven year old dragon at the Wild Rumpus, of this I'm certain.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RNKec/\">http://instagr.am/p/RNKec/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 16:16:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"128142854727020545","full_text":"\"Dad, you're good at fixing stuff. You must be between a builder and a cooker.\"<br><br>Sounds about right, actually.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 16:11:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"128141499618705408","full_text":"\"You put pumpkin in there? Why'd you put pumpkin in there? I hate pumpkin!\"<br><br>45 seconds later: \"Can I have more pancakes?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 15:51:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"128136504689168387","full_text":"Making pumpkin pancakes, since it's decorative gourd season.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RLg0A/\">http://instagr.am/p/RLg0A/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 03:28:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"127949379318452225","full_text":"Base coat's done. That's good for tonight.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RHYee/\">http://instagr.am/p/RHYee/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 02:37:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"127936606010216448","full_text":"The dragon's head is assembled and ready for painting.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RG_Ok/\">http://instagr.am/p/RG_Ok/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 23:54:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"127895562463870976","full_text":"Viv knows I'm going to be working on her costume after she goes to bed, so she left me some blueprints.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RFvw-/\">http://instagr.am/p/RFvw-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 23:17:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"127886312937226241","full_text":"\"Build a Better Geeky Kink Event\" is now up at Kickstarter.  <a href=\"http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jeffmach/build-a-better-geeky-kink-event?ref=recently_launched\">http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jeffmach/build-a-better-geeky-kink-event?ref=recently_launched</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 22:31:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"127874735496368128","full_text":"As we're driving home from Athens: \"Dad, can you put on one of you stories?\"<br><br>It took no time at all for having a podcast to pay off.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 17:22:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"127796940380454912","full_text":"Cheeky dragon.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/RCvLR/\">http://instagr.am/p/RCvLR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 05:53:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"127623621777702912","full_text":"One lucky teacher gets to eat pie! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Q_DdR/\">http://instagr.am/p/Q_DdR/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 05:48:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"127622456830726144","full_text":"It's two in the morning, and I'm cutting cardboard with poultry shears. But all for a good cause.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Q_B5E/\">http://instagr.am/p/Q_B5E/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 04:59:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"127609915194871808","full_text":"\"3\", the new film by the director of \"Run Lola Run\", looks really nice: <a href=\"http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/3/\">http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 03:49:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"127592305023664128","full_text":"Finally got around to starting HBO's \"Game of Thrones\" this week. I *love* the opening title sequence. It's just perfect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 22 01:15:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"127553536958545920","full_text":"My bizzaro genius baby likes to put together Mr. Potato Heads, naming the body parts as she does so. I've got my work cut out for me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 23:54:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"127533273319612416","full_text":"Louisiana bans using cash in sales of second-hand goods <a href=\"http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/20/louisiana-bans-using-cash-to-buy-second-hand-goods/\">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/20/louisiana-bans-using-cash-to-buy-second-hand-goods/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 21:52:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"127502652388032512","full_text":"The final line of today's story, \"The Twelve Brothers\", is \"Indeed, she died a horrible death.\" Sums it all up, really. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/9-the-twelve-brothers\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/9-the-twelve-brothers</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 17:28:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"127436015794274304","full_text":"Hobby Lobby was a bit of a zoo, but I think I got everything needed to make a fire breathing dragon.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Q6man/\">http://instagr.am/p/Q6man/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 16:31:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"127421808185057280","full_text":"I have a plan to make this this weekend for Vivian. I had a plan to make it months ago, but it's now or never. <a href=\"http://familyfun.go.com/crafts/fire-breathing-dragon-667985/\">http://familyfun.go.com/crafts/fire-breathing-dragon-667985/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 15:00:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"127398976658997249","full_text":"\"I'm calling about the benefits meeting. Is this the right person?\"<br>I've no idea what you mean.<br>\"Oh. Are you the one w/ the couch for sale?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 03:45:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"127229055933227008","full_text":"The way my twitter feed just exploded over the 3.9 earthquake in Berkeley, you'd think it was a 5.8 that cracked the Washington Monument.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 20 16:36:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"127060630082560000","full_text":"A Pot of Gold: Gifted Children and \"True\" Peers <a href=\"http://wp.me/p1LvYo-3g\">http://wp.me/p1LvYo-3g</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 20 14:47:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"127033102785724417","full_text":"The first direct image of a baby planet being born! (maybe!)(but probably!) <a href=\"http://shar.es/buSQb\">http://shar.es/buSQb</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 20 00:57:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"126824317664231425","full_text":"Does anyone know if the new iPhone cards app prohibits obscenity? I'm, um, asking for a friend.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 19 18:28:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"126726411275878400","full_text":"A taco shop is going in directly below my desk. I've dreamed of this day.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QtR2N/\">http://instagr.am/p/QtR2N/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 19 16:46:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"126700667044761600","full_text":"The Marvelous Minstrel: A bored minstrel walking through the forest wants a companion. Beasts need not apply. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/8-the-marvelous-mintrel\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/8-the-marvelous-mintrel</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 19 16:02:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"126689699145318400","full_text":"In it for the Money: $150 Cash<br>My wife is a greedy, terrible, pregnant, unionized public servant<br><a href=\"http://annarborchronicle.com/2011/10/19/in-it-for-the-money-150-cash/\">http://annarborchronicle.com/2011/10/19/in-it-for-the-money-150-cash/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 19 15:28:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"126681192169865216","full_text":"\"Heroes of the New South\" nominations for contributors to Foodways, Architecture, Arts & Culture, and Eco-Preservation. <a href=\"http://www.southernliving.com/general/heroes-of-the-new-south-00417000076055/\">http://www.southernliving.com/general/heroes-of-the-new-south-00417000076055/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 19 01:19:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"126467426358534144","full_text":"What Lies Beneath: zip lines, bungees, flying cubes, circus poles, straps, hiwire, spanish web, more! <a href=\"http://canopystudio.com/\">http://canopystudio.com/</a> (Sat (cont…","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 19 01:19:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"126467422982115329","full_text":"…cont) 4pm for me)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 18 18:55:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"126370725471854594","full_text":"Man or Astroman?'s composition for Apple ImageWriter II, performed in the studio: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0QHY7S-OtU\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0QHY7S-OtU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 17 22:41:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"126065362683957250","full_text":"Just learned both TMBG shows in Atlanta in February are ages 14+. No family show. Viv will be sad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 17 17:27:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"125986256508305408","full_text":"The new video for @mc_frontalot's \"Critical Hit\" is live. Good stuff (and not just because I'm a big shot producer)! <a href=\"http://boingboing.net/2011/10/17/criticalhit.html\">http://boingboing.net/2011/10/17/criticalhit.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 17 17:12:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"125982466866552832","full_text":"\"The Good Bargain\": A dumb farmer strikes a bargain with a Jew. (Yeah, I know, but I'm reading *all* Grimm's stories.) <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/7-the-good-bargain\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/7-the-good-bargain</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 20:54:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"125675899948503043","full_text":"My little caber tosser. (Like father, like daughter.) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QZ5rz/\">http://instagr.am/p/QZ5rz/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 17:49:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"125629389076578304","full_text":"Found my lunch! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QYl0X/\">http://instagr.am/p/QYl0X/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 16:44:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"125613098131398656","full_text":"Made it to the Stone Mountain Highland Games with the girls just in time for the march of the tartans.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 07:08:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"125468143786266624","full_text":"My favorite musical discovery at PopFest is \"Cars Can Be Blue\". Such fun music! I want to hang out with them now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 05:47:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"125447792947773440","full_text":"“@drublin: @ewagoner that just megs for a photograph.” Here ya go: <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/712zve\">http://twitpic.com/712zve</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 04:50:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"125433443168419840","full_text":"The Dead Milkmen display some Southern Pride.   @ 40 Watt Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QUS94/\">http://instagr.am/p/QUS94/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 04:29:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"125428099218288640","full_text":"The Dead Milkmen  @ 40 Watt Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QUKBJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/QUKBJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 04:16:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"125424949132410880","full_text":"The Dead Milkmen are about to go on. I never thought I'd ever get to see them, much less from ten feet away.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 03:36:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"125414784253440000","full_text":"In memorial of Steve Jobs, Man or Astronan? is performing their Apple dot matrix printer composition. So, so awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 03:15:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"125409511476436992","full_text":"This show there's a lady Astroman  @ 40 Watt Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QTokE/\">http://instagr.am/p/QTokE/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 03:01:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"125405901065691136","full_text":"Man or Astroman? setting up. You can't have too much video screens or old Apple hardware.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QThzk/\">http://instagr.am/p/QThzk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 01:50:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"125388010899513344","full_text":"Fishboy: \"This is out key-shaking song, so please take out your keys and shake 'em.\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QTBC8/\">http://instagr.am/p/QTBC8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 00:54:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"125373908982571008","full_text":"Cars Can Be Blue is a quirky but hard three piece, similar maybe to early Camper Van. Beethoven.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QSm2L/\">http://instagr.am/p/QSm2L/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 00:45:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"125371829790580736","full_text":"I'm not the most unusually dressed one here, thanks to the guy in the pink full-body flannel rodent suit.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 00:43:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"125371179790893057","full_text":"The bar's chalkboard said 'Hardcore Cider' but I was handed a Crispin. A 10x upgrade, easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 18:31:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"125277569158348800","full_text":"I know a seven year old someone who is going to want to wear this to school. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QP3-P/\">http://instagr.am/p/QP3-P/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 18:11:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"125272707397984257","full_text":"Charlie Pride's \"Someone Loves You Honey\", only a buck! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QPvLg/\">http://instagr.am/p/QPvLg/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 18:02:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"125270437134483456","full_text":"Indie crafts, comics, and records. Lots of great stuff in here.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QPrMh/\">http://instagr.am/p/QPrMh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 16:26:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"125246152407908352","full_text":"My sister made the best part of breakfast: the strawberry jam.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QO_K4/\">http://instagr.am/p/QO_K4/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 05:37:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"125082829515276288","full_text":"Fantastic show, and it's just a warm-up for tomorrow: Man or Astroman? *and* the Dead Milkmen.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 04:36:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"125067409919975425","full_text":"Soundtrack for dreams  @ 40 Watt Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QLcAb/\">http://instagr.am/p/QLcAb/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 04:15:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"125062219636543489","full_text":"The Olivia Tremor Control  @ 40 Watt Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QLUT_/\">http://instagr.am/p/QLUT_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 28 02:42:48 +0000 2022","id_str":"1585824373667160067","full_text":"A great thread about mushrooms. Kinda. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/catboy_cdr/status/1584850473949200384\">https://twitter.com/catboy_cdr/status/1584850473949200384</a>","favorite_count":"20","retweet_count":"7"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 23 00:16:24 +0000 2022","id_str":"1583975592164106240","full_text":"In October of 2020 we bought our house, got new appliances, had a bunch of work done, and did other related things that generated an ever-growing pile of paper to organize and file. <br><br>Readers, today I organized and filed the entire pile of paper. All of it. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1583975592164106240-FftpZuAWAAEw1tz.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1583975592164106240-FftpZuAWAAEw1tz.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 21 02:36:36 +0000 2022","id_str":"1583286097152733184","full_text":"The Saturday before Halloween is Athens’ Mardi Gras. The football team has a huge away game and all the weirdos costume up and take over downtown and literally parade in the streets. I’m working on a thing, and I’ve got a week to finish it. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><video controls src=\"../../tweets_media/1583286097152733184-j14K5ScslVskG3Ef.mp4?tag=12\"></video></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 20 03:02:46 +0000 2022","id_str":"1582930294151163905","full_text":"Andor isn’t just an excellent Star Wars story, it’s an excellent story period.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 19 21:25:06 +0000 2022","id_str":"1582845317543735298","full_text":"@gjcharlet And now that I’m caught up on Twitter I see you naturally posted it nearly three hours earlier :)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 16 15:36:08 +0000 2022","id_str":"1581670335098720256","full_text":"I need to have a fresh cassette tape ready because the radio station is broadcasting a word processor I want to try out tonight at 11:05pm. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/RudyCerda/status/1580662935063760897\">https://twitter.com/RudyCerda/status/1580662935063760897</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 01 22:21:10 +0000 2021","id_str":"1410725193421529092","full_text":"This is heartbreaking in so many ways. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/1410663629381378051\">https://twitter.com/ASLuhn/status/1410663629381378051</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 03:55:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"125057192889024513","full_text":"The Olivia Tremor Control is about to go on. Last time I saw them, it was on this stage (under a different name) and they played *with* REM.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 03:22:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"125048958870495232","full_text":"\"Uh, oh. Does anyone here know how to make guitars?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 03:05:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"125044587315208192","full_text":"Masters of the Hemisphere, reunited with a new album  @ 40 Watt Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QK496/\">http://instagr.am/p/QK496/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 02:16:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"125032326043410432","full_text":"The Getbils, plus a few other Elephant 6 Collective members.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QKmKw/\">http://instagr.am/p/QKmKw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 01:41:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"125023560526868481","full_text":"The Cookies and \"everyone who's let us sleep on your floor\" sing 'The Boys are Back in Town' <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QKYbp/\">http://instagr.am/p/QKYbp/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 15 01:04:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"125014085405376512","full_text":"Casper and the Cookies  @ 40 Watt Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QKKjr/\">http://instagr.am/p/QKKjr/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 23:55:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"124996874359939072","full_text":"Can't vouch for the quality of this video, but this song was awesome live.  <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNauS8u1TU&feature=youtube_gdata_player\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNauS8u1TU&feature=youtube_gdata_player</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 23:43:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"124993850505834496","full_text":"Bass mandolin, guitar, trumpet, drum kit, organ, glockenspiel, and marimba. Great stuff!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 23:31:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"124990854631915521","full_text":"Glockenspiel and xylophone, together at last.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QJqTN/\">http://instagr.am/p/QJqTN/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 22:36:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"124977015546839040","full_text":"Starting the evening off with a Fernet Flip. Evening, three day bender, whichever.   @ Highwire Lounge <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/QJWaM/\">http://instagr.am/p/QJWaM/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 22:23:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"124973524266909696","full_text":"Guess I'll be giving my extra OTC ticket to a random stranger. \"Come with me if you want to rock out to the odd quality inherent in dreams.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 18:56:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"124921516939943938","full_text":"Wow, this next Grimm's Fairy Tale \"The Good Bargain\". is really pretty offensive. Europeans didn't at all like Jews back then.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 18:37:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"124916878568210432","full_text":"Who wants to go (and can go) to see Olivia Tremor Control at the 40 Watt tonight?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 14:44:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"124858238519885825","full_text":"I was really looking forward to this class, too. I can't even begin to explain how I just missed it altogether.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 14:37:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"124856306917056512","full_text":"Oh, crap. I was supposed to speak to a UGA class on Wednesday, and completely missed it. I'm rather mortified.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 14 00:59:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"124650401256583168","full_text":"I've seen some podcasts celebrate their two millionth download. I've not set my sights there, but I will raise a glass to hitting 200 today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 13 17:56:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"124543981379010560","full_text":"All you folks with iOS5 who want to stalk me around town, feel free. My \"Find My Friends\" address is eric@ericwagoner(dot)com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 13 17:03:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"124530656897282048","full_text":"\"Open Letter to that 53% Guy\" <a href=\"http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/10/12/1025555/-Open-Letter-to-that-53-Guy\">http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/10/12/1025555/-Open-Letter-to-that-53-Guy</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 13 00:22:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"124278705005666305","full_text":"Twittelator Neue might be the most beautiful app I've ever installed on my phone, and it's just a Twitter client.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 12 22:43:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"124253841834250240","full_text":"\"Faithful Johannes\" Dying king, young king, faithful servant, kidnapped princess, talking ravens, & beheaded princes. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/6-faithful-johannes\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/6-faithful-johannes</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 12 22:07:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"124244810117820417","full_text":"Free fancy glass.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/P8y5v/\">http://instagr.am/p/P8y5v/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 12 21:17:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"124232242011705345","full_text":"Just scored a bag o' crap. Only took six years of trying.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 12 20:49:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"124225259707695105","full_text":"Woot sells a Bag o' Crap at the same time everyone's Apple devices are updating? The internet was built for a nuclear war, but not this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 12 19:03:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"124198566792151041","full_text":"DRY Juniper Berry Soda is a carbonated non-alcoholic gin. Barely sweetened, too. Good stuff.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 12 14:37:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"124131553843478528","full_text":"Here's a shocker: the WI judge who recently ruled that state residents had no right to grow their own food resigned -- to work for Monsanto.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 11 19:29:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"123842608614215680","full_text":"At the periodontist. Even the initial consult is $100. Might just have to whittle me some falsies.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 11 16:36:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"123799153175306240","full_text":"\"The Wolf and the Seven Young Kids\" A wolf eats the mother goat's kids, but ends up with a belly full of stones. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org/5-the-wolf-and-the-seven-young-kids\">http://grimmlunch.org/5-the-wolf-and-the-seven-young-kids</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 11 13:52:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"123757832419020801","full_text":"Seeing the Dead Milkmen on Saturday. Not that I'm bragging or anyth…. yeah, ok, I'm bragging.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 20:09:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"123490410189426688","full_text":"Already have a couple dozen subscribers to my Bros Grimm podcast. Thanks, all! Spread the word, and rate it in iTunes. <a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331\">http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 18:08:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"123459895277264896","full_text":"\"Sleep in a haunted house & win a prize\" trope's origin: \"A Tale About the Boy Who Went Forth to Learn What Fear Was\" <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/4-a-tale-about-the-boy-who-went-forth-to-learn-what-fear-was\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/4-a-tale-about-the-boy-who-went-forth-to-learn-what-fear-was</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 01:45:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"123212529685118976","full_text":"\"Years general welfare programs could be funded on money committed to Wall Street bailouts\", a graph: <a href=\"http://www.am760.net/pages/DavidSirota.html?article=9221405\">http://www.am760.net/pages/DavidSirota.html?article=9221405</a> /via @genehack","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 00:50:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"123198692621684737","full_text":"I was once thrown out of Busch Stadium during a Cardinals baseball game for \"supplying beer to a minor\". I was 18, and my friend was older.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 23:59:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"123185911830822912","full_text":"TurningArt is like Netflix for art. $10/month gets you a print, swap out any time, earn credit toward owning original. <a href=\"http://www.turningart.com\">http://www.turningart.com</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 20:21:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"123130924585074688","full_text":"\"Dear video producer, You are a real fancy-pants video producer person, aren't you? ... Huzzah! MC Frontalot\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Po66w/\">http://instagr.am/p/Po66w/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 20:00:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"123125775502286848","full_text":"Warning or threat? <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PoyNZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/PoyNZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 19:52:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"123123725540409344","full_text":"\"Upon this site stood Bio Consolidated School.\"  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PouTq/\">http://instagr.am/p/PouTq/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 19:30:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"123118210341023744","full_text":"\"Let these be guidestones to an age of reason\" (Cuneiform)  @ Georgia Guidestones <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PokgL/\">http://instagr.am/p/PokgL/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 19:07:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"123112373870542848","full_text":"Be not a cancer on the earth.   @ Georgia Guidestones <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PoYpi/\">http://instagr.am/p/PoYpi/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 16:08:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"123067391369416705","full_text":"\"The Loch Ness Monster is a sea dragon.\" \"No it ain't!\" Two seven year olds discuss cryptozoology over breakfast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 08 21:43:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"122789223123255296","full_text":"Current hip flask status: fully meaded.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PhGp4/\">http://instagr.am/p/PhGp4/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 08 04:13:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"122525085906112512","full_text":"Oooh... a Kon Kan dance mix. Dave Kindall's still got it! (And I mean that in all seriousness. It's good stuff.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 08 02:17:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"122495844854411264","full_text":"Five gallons of strawberry mead for tomorrow's feast.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Pa2Xw/\">http://instagr.am/p/Pa2Xw/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 08 01:12:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"122479436753940480","full_text":"I had to pull a bunch of poison ivy by hand today. Had to be done. I took precautions and washed, but am bound to fall prey anyway.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 07 23:40:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"122456211777011712","full_text":"I'll be spending the night here.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PaACp/\">http://instagr.am/p/PaACp/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 07 18:52:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"122383907881619456","full_text":"It's an all-nighter for me tonight. That is, I'll be taking a series of 90 minute naps in between adding wood to the smoker.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 07 17:37:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"122364820040327168","full_text":"Huh. The big stoneware crock in my crock pot just cracked in half. It's like it knew I'm in the middle of cooking for 100 people.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 07 03:13:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"122147417733865472","full_text":"I've got a mess of pork from four different local farms that'll smoke for 12 hours or so tomorrow night for Satur <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PUt0z/\">http://instagr.am/p/PUt0z/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 06 17:16:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"121997308333273088","full_text":"The drug store across the street carries real horehound candy, \"brewed & steeped in copper kettles to enhance the horehound flavor\". Yum!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 06 15:19:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"121967754260643840","full_text":"I'm kind of excited about the new LotR computer game, \"War in the North\". I only wish I had time to play it. <a href=\"http://www.warinthenorth.com/index.php/the-game/overview\">http://www.warinthenorth.com/index.php/the-game/overview</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 06 14:02:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"121948486408224768","full_text":"Rt @daringfireball: ★ Universe Dented, Grass Underfoot: <a href=\"http://df4.us/iek\">http://df4.us/iek</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 06 03:11:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"121784583606898688","full_text":"\"Steve Jobs was Always Kind to Me (or, Regrets of an Asshole)\" <a href=\"http://thewirecutter.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-was-always-kind-to-me-or-regrets-of-an-asshole/\">http://thewirecutter.com/2011/10/steve-jobs-was-always-kind-to-me-or-regrets-of-an-asshole/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 06 01:50:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"121764165458214912","full_text":"At least there's this. <a href=\"http://mlkshk.com/p/80TO\">http://mlkshk.com/p/80TO</a> /via ColdChef","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 06 00:42:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"121747216539983872","full_text":"Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, Carl Sagan, Steve Jobs, Stephen Hawking, Jim Henson, George Carlin, Steve Wozniak, Douglas Adams, Wendell Berry.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 23:49:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"121733820880920577","full_text":"Few people's life work have affected me as much as Steve Jobs' did. Thank you, and rest easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 21:45:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"121702566525534208","full_text":"I read \"The Virgin Mary's Child\", in which she adopts a child who lies, grows up, lies again, repents, & is forgiven. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/3-the-virgin-mary-s-child\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/3-the-virgin-mary-s-child</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 19:53:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"121674511035809792","full_text":"It's a dedication, with dignitaries. We weren't invited.   @ West Washington Parking Deck <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PMf5u/\">http://instagr.am/p/PMf5u/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 16:09:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"121618053132845057","full_text":"Public art (cut out sculptures of leaves) in the rooftop garden.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/PLhtz/\">http://instagr.am/p/PLhtz/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 02:03:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"121405221594345472","full_text":"feedparser.org is also gone. Not good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 01:55:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"121403079206768640","full_text":"Diveintohtml5.org is gone, too. I was using that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 05 01:50:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"121401922753273856","full_text":"Did @diveintomark run off and join Why the Lucky Stiff?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 04 17:32:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"121276530612649984","full_text":"Grimm's \"The Companionship of the Cat and Mouse\" is now up, in which we learn the real way of the world. <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/2-the-companionship-of-the-cat-and-mouse\">http://grimmlunch.libsyn.com/2-the-companionship-of-the-cat-and-mouse</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 04 13:18:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"121212568944648192","full_text":"Today, of all days, everything is ok. #tenfourgoodbuddy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 03 18:38:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"120930662457933824","full_text":"Oh, no! Wilson's Soul Food closed? There goes the best fried chicken in town.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 03 16:50:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"120903513873195008","full_text":"If you listened to my test episode last week, I've uploaded a new recording using a much better translation. <a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331\">http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 03 16:48:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"120903169600524288","full_text":"I'm now officially announcing \"The Brothers Grimm Lunch Break\", a several times weekly reading of the original fairy tales at grimmlunch.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 03 15:47:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"120887626281648128","full_text":"Hoping that the guys operating the grinder/saw that sounds like a blue whale seven floors below me will take a lunch break so I can record.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 03 14:03:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"120861602160459777","full_text":"A window washer is rappelling outside my window. I assume I'll eventually get used to that? I'm such a rube.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 03 10:46:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"120812008449908736","full_text":"Surprise frost was a surprise. 36 degrees when I took Viv to the bus stop, & I had to drive with my head out the window. No time to scrape.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 02 22:58:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"120633882344292352","full_text":"My new podcast's link on iTunes is live. I plan on putting the first real episode up tomorrow. <a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331\">http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-brothers-grimm-lunch-break/id469544331</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 02 20:38:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"120598533131874305","full_text":"Currently at Mother Earth News: \"Virtual Farmers Markets - The Future\" <a href=\"http://www.motherearthnews.com/the-happy-homesteader/virtual-farmers-markets-the-future.aspx\">http://www.motherearthnews.com/the-happy-homesteader/virtual-farmers-markets-the-future.aspx</a> (Been reading MEN since issue one. So honored!)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 02 20:25:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"120595228758507520","full_text":"Between now and Saturday, I'll be cooking my weight in meat from my farmers market for the market's annual Hunter's Moon Feast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 02 02:11:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"120319927088455680","full_text":"October means I can start making White Russians with eggnog again. Without feeling like a glutton for making eggnog in July, that is.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 02 00:27:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"120293859715584001","full_text":"The tattoo artist who did my Hobbit piece is doing a zombie I Love Lucy for someone else. For reals. <a href=\"http://is.gd/7Xxlwl\">http://is.gd/7Xxlwl</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 23:59:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"120286748227026945","full_text":"So thankful that I know amazing farmers like Michael McMullan and can eat freshly picked sweet corn on October 1. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Oz6dA/\">http://instagr.am/p/Oz6dA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 19:16:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"120215594632093696","full_text":"If you ever need balloons popped with darts, Vivian's got you covered.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 18:14:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"120199820685225984","full_text":"Vivian comes every year to ride the dragon.   @ Comer Fairgrounds <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Oxu9Q/\">http://instagr.am/p/Oxu9Q/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 18:10:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"120199006935715840","full_text":"I'm about to have a funnel cake for second lunch. That's what they're there for.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 15:31:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"120158995796340737","full_text":"Off to the county fair with Vivian. Well, the next county over's fair. My county doesn't have one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 23:39:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"119919217284878336","full_text":"\"Bad Skeksis are fiction. I'm non-fiction. I'm a good Skeksis. I'm going to catch a Gelfling for dinner. I'm sorry, that's what Skeksis do.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 22:07:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"119896298768961536","full_text":"The short intro is up. The first story will be published likely on Monday. I'll have the iTunes URL then. For now: <a href=\"http://grimmlunch.org\">http://grimmlunch.org</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 21:34:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"119887990624485376","full_text":"I have OK to use copyrighted translations of the source material for my project. So excited -- they're much better than the public domain.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 25 16:58:30 +0000 2021","id_str":"1397235640199221251","full_text":"@EccentricFlower I've since joined a guild of older gamers and do social low-key adventuring with them a few times a month. They're mostly crafters and builders and are a great group. But I've not needed them for any of the story.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 25 16:49:25 +0000 2021","id_str":"1397233354454573062","full_text":"@EccentricFlower There's a big release of new content on Tuesday that I'm super excited about, taking place half in the Black Marsh and half in Oblivion.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 25 16:47:35 +0000 2021","id_str":"1397232892405817362","full_text":"@EccentricFlower I've got more hours in now than I had in Skyrim, and I've done exactly two group dungeons and one evening in a PVP area. I'm a solo PVE player through and through.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 08 00:07:14 +0000 2021","id_str":"1390820552215048192","full_text":"Sorry-not-sorry, my heirs. I mean, just the crocheted Gonzo codpiece alone, and hoo boy is it not alone. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/vandroidhelsing/status/1390331295872417803\">https://twitter.com/vandroidhelsing/status/1390331295872417803</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 20:56:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"119878252545314817","full_text":"Yesterday, I had an idea for a podcast. Today I have a domain, an iTunes feed, and a pilot episode. I love living in the future.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 18:33:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"119842388716953600","full_text":"It's true. Goats *are* funny.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OqdM0/\">http://instagr.am/p/OqdM0/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 16:57:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"119818178258927617","full_text":"Do you have 8 minutes & like the original Grimm Brothers fairy tales? Please listen to me read one & give me feedback. <a href=\"http://ericwagoner.info/FrogKing.mp3\">http://ericwagoner.info/FrogKing.mp3</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 14:57:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"119788041194835968","full_text":"The first commercial olive harvest in Georgia since the 1800s is underway this week. <a href=\"http://peterdale.us/post/10848033638/georgia-olives-our-friend-kevin-shaw-at-georgia\">http://peterdale.us/post/10848033638/georgia-olives-our-friend-kevin-shaw-at-georgia</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 04:20:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"119627575868932097","full_text":"AskMetaFilter has the single best bit of advice for a trip to Las Vegas that you will ever see. Seriously.  <a href=\"http://ask.metafilter.com/176712/#2542892\">http://ask.metafilter.com/176712/#2542892</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 02:37:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"119601609088045056","full_text":"It's only 10:30pm and Orion is rising. It must be Fall. Welcome back, my hunting friend. You've been missed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 02:34:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"119600865446330368","full_text":"\"Middle Aged Weirdo in a Cadillac\" is a fun little story now up at PodCastle.org about a demon trying to find the interstate. Good stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 30 01:14:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"119580769969647616","full_text":"Almost everyone I work with is in multiple bands (this is Athens) so naturally we end our conference with a rock  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OmHlB/\">http://instagr.am/p/OmHlB/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 29 22:29:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"119539360340246528","full_text":"I've no love for Oracle the company, but I do love these statements they released this week: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/rfjR3l\">http://bit.ly/rfjR3l</a> <a href=\"http://bit.ly/mQg91N\">http://bit.ly/mQg91N</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 29 21:09:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"119519286611017728","full_text":"You'd think Seymour Krelborn was a vendor at my farmers market.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Ok7Yo/\">http://instagr.am/p/Ok7Yo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 29 02:10:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"119232468049068032","full_text":"Whatever I did, I'm sorry. Please don't hurt me.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OgUm8/\">http://instagr.am/p/OgUm8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 28 23:20:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"119189751772352514","full_text":"Drinking vodka and apple juice at a corn holing tournament. Must be Wednesday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 28 22:24:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"119175625759133696","full_text":"Little Kings has new art.   @ Little Kings Shuffle Club <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OfQiS/\">http://instagr.am/p/OfQiS/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 28 21:04:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"119155476960260097","full_text":"I got a good mic. I've got a hankering to read aloud to the masses.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Oe4Pp/\">http://instagr.am/p/Oe4Pp/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 27 20:51:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"118789878749212672","full_text":"They're barely distinguishable from noise in this photo, but today we can see the mountains.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OY6oo/\">http://instagr.am/p/OY6oo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 27 19:32:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"118769922275946497","full_text":"A guide to navigating NPR's \"Top 100 Science Fiction and Fantasy Books\", in handy flowchart form: <a href=\"http://www.box.net/shared/static/a6omcl2la0ivlxsn3o8m.jpg\">http://www.box.net/shared/static/a6omcl2la0ivlxsn3o8m.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 26 23:11:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"118462728233959425","full_text":"Breaking in the new office the Partner Software way: by inviting all our customers to eat and drink with us.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OTm14/\">http://instagr.am/p/OTm14/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 26 21:41:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"118440010956541953","full_text":"Amazing video from the observation deck atop the Washington Monument during last month's earthquake: <a href=\"http://www.nps.gov/wamo/washington-monument-earthquake-update.htm\">http://www.nps.gov/wamo/washington-monument-earthquake-update.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 26 18:27:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"118391332128555008","full_text":"a 20 amp fuse and a surge protector<br>that's not so much to ask for<br>we are small machines<br>and we have simple dreams","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 26 18:04:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"118385498610864128","full_text":"\"This is a demo song about chipmunks.\" <a href=\"http://woodsyfriends.bandcamp.com/\">http://woodsyfriends.bandcamp.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 26 17:26:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"118375815556767745","full_text":"\"Alienation\" by Katherine Sparrow, recently on Cast of Wonders, is one of the best stories I've heard read aloud, ever. <a href=\"http://www.castofwonders.org/2011/09/10/ep-8-alienation-by-katherine-sparrow/\">http://www.castofwonders.org/2011/09/10/ep-8-alienation-by-katherine-sparrow/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 26 14:28:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"118331044138192897","full_text":"Vivian and I started reading the \"How to Train Your Dragon\" book recently. Apart from the character names, it's *nothing* like the movie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 26 12:53:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"118307136336957440","full_text":"Light rain falling on the rolling hills north of town.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OQ0fH/\">http://instagr.am/p/OQ0fH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 21:21:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"118072711506440192","full_text":"Overheard a boy, looked to be about six, say, \"It's not a skirt. It's a kilt!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 19:14:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"118040695847124992","full_text":"Save your fork. There's pie! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OLxO3/\">http://instagr.am/p/OLxO3/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 18:55:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"118035906656616449","full_text":"I like pie.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OLpX_/\">http://instagr.am/p/OLpX_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 18:35:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"118030820555489280","full_text":"Cleansing my palette with bourbon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 18:34:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"118030604146192387","full_text":"The freestyle round.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OLgh6/\">http://instagr.am/p/OLgh6/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 18:23:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"118027874874818560","full_text":"The traditional pie round.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OLcCG/\">http://instagr.am/p/OLcCG/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 17:48:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"118019108863361025","full_text":"The task before me.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/OLNfP/\">http://instagr.am/p/OLNfP/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 03:28:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"117802631463833602","full_text":"Played bongo drums for Juniper & she responded, \"Whoooa!\" Same as she responds to bubbles, bugs, & chocolate. She's my \"Ted\" Theodore Logan.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 03:06:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"117797058018164736","full_text":"I'm toasting pita points after 11pm on a Saturday night. That's normal, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 02:59:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"117795215640760320","full_text":"Because I live a charmed life, I'll be judging an apple pie throwdown tomorrow.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 25 02:01:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"117780725180284928","full_text":"Just tried to measure my productivity by dividing what I needed to get done today by what I actually got done today: <a href=\"http://bukk.it/zero-dude.jpg\">http://bukk.it/zero-dude.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 24 17:07:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"117646386845069312","full_text":"The hard drive is broken beyond my capacity to fix, so... impromptu trip into town!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 24 15:21:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"117619588417601536","full_text":"Oh, hello, failed hard drive! Great timing as ever, I see.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 24 03:46:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"117444887758127104","full_text":"And now for something completely different.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/N-k59/\">http://instagr.am/p/N-k59/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 24 03:33:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"117441481698062336","full_text":"Current Status  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/N-f2-/\">http://instagr.am/p/N-f2-/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 23:34:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"117381446175436801","full_text":"One regular Schweddy Balls waffle cone, please.   @ Ben & Jerry's <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/N9J4H/\">http://instagr.am/p/N9J4H/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 23:13:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"117376138426318848","full_text":"The trailer for Melancholia (out next month) is mesmerizing. <a href=\"http://www.imdb.com/rg/s/1/video/imdb/vi2606799897/\">http://www.imdb.com/rg/s/1/video/imdb/vi2606799897/</a> (Thanks, Dr. De Pree!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 19:41:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"117322699705040896","full_text":"My office now has some art.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/N78xO/\">http://instagr.am/p/N78xO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 03:09:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"117072996769873920","full_text":"I Heart Skeumorphism <a href=\"http://bit.ly/p4ytIl\">http://bit.ly/p4ytIl</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 01:13:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"117043851583164416","full_text":"Wim Wender's \"Until the End of the World\" has come true. And even a satellite is falling tomorrow. <a href=\"http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodNews/scientists-youtube-videos-mind/story?id=14573442\">http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodNews/scientists-youtube-videos-mind/story?id=14573442</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 22 18:30:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"116942462618042368","full_text":"Is it tea you're looking for? <a href=\"http://mannytoodope.tumblr.com/post/10418203198\">http://mannytoodope.tumblr.com/post/10418203198</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 22 17:48:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"116931875330723841","full_text":"Tall art.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/N0-KL/\">http://instagr.am/p/N0-KL/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 22 17:46:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"116931457678721024","full_text":"Again I've been asked to intercede in in-fighting at a farmers market. Non-profit farmers markets have more drama than community theaters.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 22 03:37:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"116717643779670016","full_text":"Earlier this year, TX executed someone who was almost certainly innocent. Today, GA executed someone who may have been. We've lost our way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 21 17:59:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"116572256766926848","full_text":"At least they're going out on a high. Their last album was fantastic. RT @remhq: R.E.M. call it a day...  <a href=\"http://remhq.com/news_story.php?id=1446\">http://remhq.com/news_story.php?id=1446</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 21 16:19:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"116547159381385216","full_text":"\"I made you an improvised chili dog.\"  @ Farm Cart <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NuqYt/\">http://instagr.am/p/NuqYt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 20 23:18:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"116290255547674627","full_text":"Yoga mat for sale. Used once - $1 <a href=\"http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/spo/2604350472.html\">http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/spo/2604350472.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 20 19:43:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"116236112732758016","full_text":"Quite a beautiful crime.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NpTK2/\">http://instagr.am/p/NpTK2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 20 18:02:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"116210534088577024","full_text":"Working conditions at a new Amazon.com warehouse are so terrible that an ER doctor had to report them to OSHA: <a href=\"http://www.metafilter.com/107610/Every-child-had-a-pretty-good-shot-To-get-at-least-as-far-as-their-old-man-got\">http://www.metafilter.com/107610/Every-child-had-a-pretty-good-shot-To-get-at-least-as-far-as-their-old-man-got</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 20 10:13:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"116092585994489856","full_text":"Once again I somehow got left off the MacArthur Foundation $500,000 'genius grants' list. Maybe next year. <a href=\"http://prn.to/nNwpVJ\">http://prn.to/nNwpVJ</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 20 00:35:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"115947050318839808","full_text":"Don't read this web comic if you don't want to see Thomas Jefferson wearing a hat made of dildos. <a href=\"http://bit.ly/ewe610\">http://bit.ly/ewe610</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 19 18:31:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"115855497483124736","full_text":"\"Archie out of Context\" is so wrong. And so awesome. <a href=\"http://archieoutofcontext.tumblr.com/\">http://archieoutofcontext.tumblr.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 19 18:02:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"115848214212648960","full_text":"Received a check made out to my email address, along w/ a note: \"sorry about the 'pay to' our treasurer is a bit dottie.\" I &lt;3 my customers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 19 17:14:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"115836097434632193","full_text":"The fine folks with Engine 21 are paying my office a visit. Probably has something to do with the 600 decibel ala <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NjTNg/\">http://instagr.am/p/NjTNg/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 19 03:03:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"115622116728119297","full_text":"Crazy but true: Ron Paul's campaign manager died from pneumonia because he couldnt afford health insurance. <a href=\"http://is.gd/L1d6tx\">http://is.gd/L1d6tx</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 18 23:16:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"115564800515387394","full_text":"Thank you everyone for your birthday well wishes! And special thanks for all who chose to spend your day with me yesterday. It was great!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 18 22:11:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"115548642517061633","full_text":"Problem: There's a mattress on the bed. Solution: move it out of the way and fall asleep anyway.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Nexme/\">http://instagr.am/p/Nexme/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 18 05:38:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"115298558273519616","full_text":"I've been loving and loving and loving<br>I'm exhausted from loving so well<br>I should go to bed<br>But a voice in my head<br>Says \"Ah, what the hell\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 18 05:24:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"115294987876438016","full_text":"Watching Circle of Iron under the stars in my own backyard. Birthdays rock.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NZ0uA/\">http://instagr.am/p/NZ0uA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 18:45:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"115134359522131968","full_text":"The rotisserie is a complete disaster. Not going to work even a little bit. I'll just have to grill the gyros instead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 15:30:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"115085333519015936","full_text":"Anti Monkey Butt. For the ladies.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NVAPf/\">http://instagr.am/p/NVAPf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 15:03:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"115078453170159616","full_text":"Inside the card.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NU2aI/\">http://instagr.am/p/NU2aI/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 15:02:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"115078280662622208","full_text":"I got a card! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NU2F_/\">http://instagr.am/p/NU2F_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 14:27:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"115069424549105664","full_text":"Tzatziki sauce I could eat with a spoon.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NUp6F/\">http://instagr.am/p/NUp6F/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 04:28:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"114918527659556864","full_text":"Usually when I'm cleaning a mess like that, I'm also looking for help to hide the bodies.<br><br>Um. In theory.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 03:09:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"114898738887143424","full_text":"I have largely destroyed my kitchen. Totally worth it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 03:03:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"114897329114456064","full_text":"Here's hoping the spit holds together on the rotisserie over charcoal tomorrow. I'd hate to have to order in pizzas.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 03:02:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"114897080522248193","full_text":"I never thought I'd say a gyro was the best thing I ever cooked, but after this sample I just tasted... hot damn!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 02:26:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"114887900482633728","full_text":"My largest stock pot is full of gyro mix, ready for the final grind.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NRmj7/\">http://instagr.am/p/NRmj7/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 16 21:26:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"114812362619502593","full_text":"Green Day Graffiti <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NQMLD/\">http://instagr.am/p/NQMLD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 16 20:40:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"114800789746233345","full_text":"Is there anyone coming to my house tomorrow that hasn't told me you're coming to my house tomorrow? If so, let me know you're coming.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 15 14:58:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"114352481483501568","full_text":"Here's a link on the Wisconsin ruling: <a href=\"http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/9/15/wi-judge-to-zinniker-ftcldf-no-fundamental-right-to-own-a-co.html\">http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/9/15/wi-judge-to-zinniker-ftcldf-no-fundamental-right-to-own-a-co.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 15 14:47:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"114349632670273536","full_text":"As of today in Wisconsin, residents \"do not have a fundamental right to own a cow\" or \"to produce and consume the foods of their choice\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 15 13:28:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"114329800096747520","full_text":"Punk's merely pining for the fjords.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NIuMh/\">http://instagr.am/p/NIuMh/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 15 02:08:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"114158497498808320","full_text":"Her: \"Daddy! Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!\"<br>Me: \"I love you, Junebug.\"<br>Her: \"I love you!\"<br>Me: *melts*","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 14 20:56:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"114080119005515776","full_text":"I want to know who works in the office with the little window at the base of the clock tower at city hall.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NFRTd/\">http://instagr.am/p/NFRTd/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 14 01:03:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"113779856889745408","full_text":"Installed a rotisserie on my grill. Saturday for my birthday I'm hand making a gyro spit. You coming? <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/NBJ7e/\">http://instagr.am/p/NBJ7e/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 12 17:45:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"113307232833241088","full_text":"Settling in. My real desk won't get here until Thursday.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/M6M6_/\">http://instagr.am/p/M6M6_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 12 13:04:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"113236651911806976","full_text":"I haven't been wearing my kilt every single day. Every *other* day, though...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 12 10:16:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"113194250237255680","full_text":"The onions had lots of moisture, so it took them 20 hours to cook down to this. Now they get frozen for later.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/M4gfa/\">http://instagr.am/p/M4gfa/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 12 03:12:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"113087500028887040","full_text":"Viv & I started a new book tonight, the first we've read written by someone she's met: @alhilton <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/M3HmH/\">http://instagr.am/p/M3HmH/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 11 21:58:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"113008462656585730","full_text":"Next Saturday, my house: homemade gyros, river, booze, movies outdoors drive-in theater style. You're invited. Coming?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 11 16:09:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"112920735906934785","full_text":"Six pounds of sliced onions, a stick of butter, and salt start a ten hour slow cook. Caramelized onions for the w <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MzkcQ/\">http://instagr.am/p/MzkcQ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 11 15:00:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"112903401079193600","full_text":"It took me two hours to cook breakfast. I think that sets a good pace for today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 11 02:25:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"112713233638506496","full_text":"\"You are a very fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I am very fond of you, but you are only quite a little fellow in a wide world after all!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 10 17:26:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"112577723922251776","full_text":"I've spent the day farming while kilted. Why did I ever wear overalls?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 10 14:45:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"112537181368750081","full_text":"At Broad River Pastures for ALG's September \"Farmer for a Day\" event.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Mru17/\">http://instagr.am/p/Mru17/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 09 20:17:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"112258230796812288","full_text":"So if you edit a shipping address on Amazon.com, they'll delete out all your saved payment options. Even an Amazon.com store card.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 09 18:12:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"112226892916080640","full_text":"Oh, hey! I actually *can* see the mountains out my window! It was always too cloudy on my previous visits.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 09 17:45:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"112220082100375552","full_text":"A blank canvas; a new beginning.   @ Partner Software (New Office) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MmRxk/\">http://instagr.am/p/MmRxk/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 09 14:33:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"112171710672928769","full_text":"I've worked at this desk for a decade. I bought a new standing desk for the new office from <a href=\"http://geekdesk.com\">http://geekdesk.com</a> <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Mle2c/\">http://instagr.am/p/Mle2c/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 09 13:09:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"112150741472387072","full_text":"We're moving on up.   @ Partner Software <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MlKdK/\">http://instagr.am/p/MlKdK/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 09 12:19:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"112138035293978624","full_text":"The mockingbird was doing his golden eagle impression again right on my front porch. Was a bit afraid to go outside until I saw it was him.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 09 00:28:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"111959082331672578","full_text":"\"Female 'vampire' busted for trying to eat elderly man\"  <a href=\"http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/09/08/female-vampire-busted-for-trying-to-eat-elderly-man/\">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/09/08/female-vampire-busted-for-trying-to-eat-elderly-man/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 05 13:52:13 +0000 2021","id_str":"1389941001855373313","full_text":"What, and I can’t stress this enough, the fuck. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/SamTLevin/status/1389693659356942336\">https://twitter.com/SamTLevin/status/1389693659356942336</a>","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"5"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 08 00:24:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"111595626592092160","full_text":"\"If more of us valued food & cheer & song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. But sad or merry, I must leave it now. Farewell!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 20:43:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"111540148260454401","full_text":"\"Man in Gumby costume tries to rob 7-Eleven; he could end up in the pokey\" <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/090711/bre_882597859.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/090711/bre_882597859.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 20:36:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"111538372899647490","full_text":"Found the Michael Jackson temporary tattoos I was awarded for winning a ska dance contest twelve years ago.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/McUsB/\">http://instagr.am/p/McUsB/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 20:06:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"111530861144449024","full_text":"I guess it's high time I threw out my CueCat. It's been a long time since I even had access to a PS/2 port.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 17:16:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"111488066333577216","full_text":"Rooftop Garden <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MbkAF/\">http://instagr.am/p/MbkAF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 14:51:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"111451529856299008","full_text":"Gah! \"Teen Made Cell Phone Calls to Mother While Being Eaten by Bear in Siberia\" <a href=\"http://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/newshound/2011/08/brown-bear-and-3-cubs-eat-19-year-old\">http://www.outdoorlife.com/blogs/newshound/2011/08/brown-bear-and-3-cubs-eat-19-year-old</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 14:33:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"111446926947385344","full_text":"Former St. Louis Blues Right Wing Pavol Demitra was among the victims of the Russian hockey team airplane crash. <a href=\"http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=587792&cmpid=nhl-rxl-twt\">http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=587792&cmpid=nhl-rxl-twt</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 07 00:32:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"111235274188660736","full_text":"\"The Eagles!\" cried Bilbo once more, but at that moment a stone hurtling from above smote on his helm, & he fell w/ a crash & knew no more.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 06 20:08:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"111169015111626752","full_text":"Sex writer Susan Crain Bakos: \"The first day of the end of my life.\" <a href=\"http://sexyprime.typepad.com/sexyprime/2011/09/sex-lies-secrets-endearment-terms-dying-the-end-game-part-one-the-first-day-of-the-end-of-my-life.html\">http://sexyprime.typepad.com/sexyprime/2011/09/sex-lies-secrets-endearment-terms-dying-the-end-game-part-one-the-first-day-of-the-end-of-my-life.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 22:21:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"110840047380598784","full_text":"Just a heads-up for my co-workers: I specifically bought the \"workman\" model of utilikilt for a reason. See you at the office!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 20:32:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"110812537880195072","full_text":"Venture Brothers toiletries, including \"Dr. Girlfriend's Cotton Panties Fantasy Fragrance Body Spray\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MRb3o/\">http://instagr.am/p/MRb3o/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 18:12:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"110777398416523264","full_text":"Shelob moved onto our porch.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MQtFT/\">http://instagr.am/p/MQtFT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 17:06:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"110760681799815168","full_text":"It's an old map *and* a leather corset? Is it hot in here or am I sweating? <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MQWse/\">http://instagr.am/p/MQWse/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 17:03:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"110759955199561728","full_text":"HarleyQuinn, Art. Closed til I'm not tired.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MQVvO/\">http://instagr.am/p/MQVvO/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 03:25:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"110554130195554305","full_text":"There are so many things to get used to when wearing a kilt. The lecherous glances are only one of them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 02:48:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"110544858258739200","full_text":"Kaylee and Frank N Furter dancing to \"My Backpack's Got Jets\" while steam punk Boba Fett stands on the side bobbing his head. A good end.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 01:51:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"110530481107378176","full_text":"A pair of Firefly's Kaylees dancing? I don't care who you are... that's pretty hot.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 01:15:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"110521277944569856","full_text":"A group of British redcoats just took the escalator to the floor above me. How many lanterns am I supposed to hang again?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 05 00:45:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"110513824083357697","full_text":"The Westin Hotel has handicapped bathrooms at the end of a dead-end hallway accessible only via a flight of stairs. Or maybe a portal.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 22:35:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"110481091797843968","full_text":"Young boy, about to enter the restroom: \"Will you hold my tribble? Be gentle with it.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 22:20:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"110477470880370688","full_text":"\"So, what I've been doing up here is smashing up some glass.\" And now the crazy physicist is walking across it. Science!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 21:57:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"110471698129752065","full_text":"Getting really tired. Imagine that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 21:26:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"110463881159262208","full_text":"Current session: \"Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow Present: Fun with Physics\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 20:18:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"110446751235850240","full_text":"(Note: I'm still a dork.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 18:44:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"110423070749110273","full_text":"One thing's for certain: my life sure could have turned out differently. In seventh grade, I was indistinguishable from most of these dorks.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 18:31:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"110419783173939200","full_text":"Just bought an original artwork for $2 and the artist, a miss HarleyQuinn, signed it for me.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MKWzu/\">http://instagr.am/p/MKWzu/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 17:32:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"110404788725886976","full_text":"Just followed the entire IT Crowd through one of the vendor halls. Also, Bjork.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 14:11:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"110354198712958976","full_text":"Four hours of sleep ought to be enough for anyone.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 04:19:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"110205339667931136","full_text":"Oh, there's a cabaret at the top of this pillar. Score! #HopeForTheFlowersLARP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 03:42:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"110196109183434752","full_text":"I'm in a line three blocks long. I think we're LARPing caterpillar pillars from \"Hope for the Flowers\". I am, anyway.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 02:32:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"110178353784434688","full_text":"I'm at a Tolkien open mic night. The perfect place to perform this piece I've been working on about a merry old inn.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 02:10:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"110172810034421760","full_text":"I didn't plan well. RT @alyjack: Right this second, Sylvester McCoy, the 7th Doctor, is playing the spoons with @paulandstorm!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 04 00:09:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"110142480812482561","full_text":"I misspoke. There are two Parsecs at the table.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MFFwT/\">http://instagr.am/p/MFFwT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 23:50:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"110137523761709056","full_text":"I'm having dinner with an actual coveted Parsec award. (OK, and its winners.) <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/ME-o8/\">http://instagr.am/p/ME-o8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 23:17:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"110129380994461698","full_text":"Had to get a \"Durin's Folk Family Reunion\" T-shirt. My tattoo was a big hit with them, as you can imagine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 23:03:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"110125800501686272","full_text":"I'm only just now making it into the artist's exhibit hall. Oh my lord. #wantwantwant","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 21:50:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"110107422097555456","full_text":"It has come to this. I'm walking down thirty flights of stairs. #DragonCon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 21:39:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"110104679161139200","full_text":"I'm staying hydrated. With ginger cokes.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MEPl9/\">http://instagr.am/p/MEPl9/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 21:35:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"110103765058727936","full_text":"A \"must listen\" for sure! RT @parsecawards: And the winner of the Best Magazine or Anthology Podcast is.... The Drabblecast","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 21:27:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"110101647157501952","full_text":"It was a legitimate business expense.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MELVU/\">http://instagr.am/p/MELVU/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 19:36:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"110073644771840002","full_text":"When you read ebooks, getting the author to sign your books is totally different.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MDjIc/\">http://instagr.am/p/MDjIc/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 19:05:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"110065794855084033","full_text":"And now a reading from a draft of a sequel to a book that's not available itself yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 18:43:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"110060365961904128","full_text":"\"I started that series when I was still in law school. That's why it's full of anger and hate.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 18:25:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"110055951935078400","full_text":"A proclamation from S.M. Stirling: \"These pens are absolute crap.\" <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MDJcD/\">http://instagr.am/p/MDJcD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 17:48:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"110046488297611264","full_text":"It's not all Klingons and super heroes. It's also land use in early modern Germany.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/MC7mA/\">http://instagr.am/p/MC7mA/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 03:42:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"109833665592311808","full_text":"I keep running into people I know. And then I realize it's just a character I know from a book someone dressed up as.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 03:13:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"109826429339971584","full_text":"\"An Evening in Bree\" ended, and I came out to find a troupe of Spider Men break dancing. Sigh, back to the real world.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 02:07:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"109809587745591296","full_text":"Black under black.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/L-w61/\">http://instagr.am/p/L-w61/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 01:01:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"109793066075947008","full_text":"\"This is a song for all the red-headed women in the audience!\" And the Nazgul go wild.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 00:58:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"109792383847235584","full_text":"I'm not dancing the Macarena to a song about Ireland in May. I have standards. Says the guy in the kilt and black leather vest.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 00:53:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"109791096133005312","full_text":"Scooby Doo's Velma and a zombie medieval guy are dancing to a song about Irish Druids. With Galadriel.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 00:37:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"109787116959043584","full_text":"At Bree there are wizards, rangers, and elves. Also: cats and Firefly's Jayne. Also: a sweet old lady in a \"Have you hugged a hobbit\" shirt.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 00:15:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"109781559711764481","full_text":"Heading over to the Prancing Pony for a mug of Barliman's. (Hyatt Centennial Ballroom I)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 03 00:11:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"109780439497048064","full_text":"1am: Serial Killer Theater <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/L-OOT/\">http://instagr.am/p/L-OOT/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 02 23:12:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"109765584748687360","full_text":"Steampunk Abraham Lincoln with a gatling gun for an arm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 02 23:02:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"109763210894254080","full_text":"OH: I'm not going to bother with the Archer costume unless I see a higher proportion of people who need to be spanked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 02 20:05:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"109718708800339968","full_text":"The extra \"t\" is for \"quality\". <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/L9GeD/\">http://instagr.am/p/L9GeD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 02 19:40:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"109712268115189761","full_text":"I'm happier than a nerd in a comic shop. <br><br>Ok, maybe not the best analogy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 02 17:31:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"109679931885236225","full_text":"I am bekilted.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 02 15:52:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"109655063730987008","full_text":"Computers are back up. Total wait type for a badge: 3 seconds.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 02 13:48:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"109623838546993152","full_text":"The Ghostbusters car just pulled up next to me. No, I'm not at DragonCon yet. I'm still in Athens, and this is a normal occurrence.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 01 21:11:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"109372709460393984","full_text":"How are the new fast barcode systems working at DragonCon? This well: RT @spynotebook Registered. 2 hours 18 minutes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 01 16:15:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"109298267157831681","full_text":"Athens' Wild Rumpus 3 (\"Shadow… the 3rd incarnation of the hidden self\") will be Saturday, October 29th. You're invited! <a href=\"http://www.wildrumpus.org/\">http://www.wildrumpus.org/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 01 15:37:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"109288864639762432","full_text":"There's a Monty Python sing-a-long Friday night at DragonCon. I like how people keep their usual Friday routines, even when traveling.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 01 12:57:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"109248567671136257","full_text":"The car was repaired, and it was all covered by warranty. Yay!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 31 20:40:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"109002731171225600","full_text":"No @drabblecast meet up at DragonCon? I guess I'll just have to go get tear gassed at Mama Ninfa's by myself.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 31 18:30:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"108969815594635264","full_text":"\"Where did we learn to become so cruel to each other?\" One of the best blog posts I've read in a long while. <a href=\"http://glutenfreegirl.com/warm-brown-rice-and-grilled-vegetable-salad/\">http://glutenfreegirl.com/warm-brown-rice-and-grilled-vegetable-salad/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 31 17:20:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"108952271164940288","full_text":"Monsters of Grok: Fake band t-shirts for history's greatest minds. <a href=\"http://monstersofgrok.com/\">http://monstersofgrok.com/</a> (via <a href=\"http://mefi.us/p/3259\">http://mefi.us/p/3259</a> )","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 31 14:21:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"108907210368753665","full_text":"The Star Wars Original Trilogy Blu-Ray edition has BLINKING EWOKS, among other travesties: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/qWCN5T\">http://bit.ly/qWCN5T</a> (from @toplessrobot)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 31 12:29:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"108879037136502784","full_text":"The latch on my hatchback stopped working this morning, which also means the lock/alarm system stopped working. Just in time for DragonCon!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 30 22:27:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"108667064146862080","full_text":"If you're going to drive a tractor at 15mph down the highway for 5 miles, please pull over every once in a while and let people pass.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 29 23:19:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"108317778670391297","full_text":"Juniper's enjoying the last few bites of summer sweet corn.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Lown_/\">http://instagr.am/p/Lown_/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 29 16:26:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"108213839618772992","full_text":"The Big Wazowski <a href=\"http://www.redbubble.com/people/bleee/t-shirts/7651466-the-big-wazowski\">http://www.redbubble.com/people/bleee/t-shirts/7651466-the-big-wazowski</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 29 15:48:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"108204300462854144","full_text":"A special chili cheese dog, kicked up a little for me.   @ Farm Cart <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Lm7U4/\">http://instagr.am/p/Lm7U4/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 29 15:04:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"108193220848132098","full_text":"A strange stinky bug took to my beans this year by the thousands & made harvesting unpleasant. They're kudzu bugs. Joy. <a href=\"http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/082911/new_878194467.shtml\">http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/082911/new_878194467.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 29 14:58:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"108191705064423424","full_text":"Selections from lost NHC discussion bulletins: <a href=\"http://blog.xkcd.com/2011/08/29/for-the-small-handful-of-hurricane-geeks-out-there/\">http://blog.xkcd.com/2011/08/29/for-the-small-handful-of-hurricane-geeks-out-there/</a>  \"THE REAL STORM...IS INSIDE US ALL.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 28 19:58:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"107904935496126464","full_text":"Working on my \"Dragon Groundcrew of Pern\" outfit for DragonCon.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LiNuJ/\">http://instagr.am/p/LiNuJ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 28 03:28:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"107655741099356160","full_text":"The Cleverlys on my teevee is a great thing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 28 00:43:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"107614302336335872","full_text":"Fox News: \"Do we really need the National Weather Service? no. Eliminate it.\" Sheer lunacy. <a href=\"http://is.gd/41R4Nr\">http://is.gd/41R4Nr</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 27 22:00:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"107573272681529345","full_text":"Dragon, his wings unfurled.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Lb8gC/\">http://instagr.am/p/Lb8gC/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 27 19:40:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"107537987096678400","full_text":"Birthday party justice.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LbMjF/\">http://instagr.am/p/LbMjF/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 27 12:38:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"107431686681268224","full_text":"Stand back -- he breathes chocolate! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LZCuf/\">http://instagr.am/p/LZCuf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 27 12:15:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"107425911644758016","full_text":"I always forget how difficult it is to sculpt and frost gluten free cake, until I'm right in the middle of it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 23:48:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"107237948965134336","full_text":"I cannot overstate how delicious these marshmallows are. Thanks, @wondermade! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LV4w8/\">http://instagr.am/p/LV4w8/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 23:27:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"107232654470033409","full_text":"A guy I grew a beard with on the Internet mailed me Guinness-flavored marshmallows he made. I have a hard time parsing that sentence too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 21:24:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"107201666746564608","full_text":"Yes, I bought this. For me or for Juniper, you ask? I won't say. <a href=\"http://codebabies.com/\">http://codebabies.com/</a><br><br>Ok. I bought two.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 18:35:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"107159289860337665","full_text":"Foursquare says I'm the mayor at my bank, but really it ought to be the lady who's here every day getting a teller to explain her statement.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 15:08:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"107107081328402432","full_text":"Scaling back my costume to coveralls w/ a small dragon perched on the shoulder & colored knot work on the sleeve: a dragon mechanic of Pern.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 14:41:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"107100236270403584","full_text":"Good news: Paul Broun won't be my congressman much longer. Bad news: The new district being created is likely to produce someone crazier.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 02:05:54 +0000 2021","id_str":"1379254004354539528","full_text":"😲 <a href=\"https://twitter.com/bibliogrrl/status/1379181647074111497\">https://twitter.com/bibliogrrl/status/1379181647074111497</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 05 02:35:34 +0000 2021","id_str":"1378899081020444673","full_text":"Holy. Shit. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/LandryQWalker/status/1378785398378225664\">https://twitter.com/LandryQWalker/status/1378785398378225664</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 31 17:53:00 +0000 2021","id_str":"1377318024265543680","full_text":"Beautiful thread alert. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/JesseThorn/status/1377287133921116160\">https://twitter.com/JesseThorn/status/1377287133921116160</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 12:02:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"107060288490188800","full_text":"Juniper was reading a book to the cat. By meowing. I love living in a multi-lingual household.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 26 11:53:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"107058098706976768","full_text":"I'm baking this tonight: <a href=\"http://familyfun.go.com/recipes/fire-breathing-cake-687620/\">http://familyfun.go.com/recipes/fire-breathing-cake-687620/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 21:48:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"106120625675976705","full_text":"Yes, I just bought a couple of medieval buckets. Sadly, no dragons included.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/LFmAm/\">http://instagr.am/p/LFmAm/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 18:29:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"106070615634608128","full_text":"So weird to see an XKCD strip come alive right before my eyes. <a href=\"http://xkcd.com/723/\">http://xkcd.com/723/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 18:02:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"106063824242741248","full_text":"The Twitter reports got to me about 25 seconds before the earthquake waves did.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 17:56:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"106062349475135488","full_text":"Athens, GA just shook a bit too. Holy cow. Had to hold onto my monitors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 17:09:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"106050465866846208","full_text":"Rediscovered Santa Esmeralda's cover of \"Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood\" today. My heart had a hole I didn't know I had until it was filled.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 17:00:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"106048229640126464","full_text":"Actually, just listen to the whole album. It's really great. Especially \"One for Them & One for Me\" and \"Sketchy Dudes\". <a href=\"http://music.mikephirman.com/album/the-very-last-songs-i-will-ever-record-part-1\">http://music.mikephirman.com/album/the-very-last-songs-i-will-ever-record-part-1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 16:42:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"106043631558864896","full_text":"Street Meat (You Keep Tauntin' Me) <a href=\"http://music.mikephirman.com/track/street-meat-you-keep-tauntin-me\">http://music.mikephirman.com/track/street-meat-you-keep-tauntin-me</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 23 12:05:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"105973947417362432","full_text":"If I start growing my beard now, exercise every day, and get a bit more done on the tattoo, next DragonCon: Chippendale Thorin Oakenshield.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 22 20:20:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"105736143231922177","full_text":"It only recently occurred to me that wearing a dragon rider costume to DragonCon will be really, really hot.  <a href=\"http://yfrog.com/khay0woj\">http://yfrog.com/khay0woj</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 22 17:45:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"105697012476952576","full_text":"If Al's really is the best beef sandwich Chicago has to offer, Philadelphia has nothing to worry about.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 22 15:53:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"105668860476264448","full_text":"Here's a nice Tron-inspired commercial from Duck Brand duct tape. <a href=\"http://www.thescificast.com/2011/08/22/tron-inspired-commercial-is-pure-awesome/\">http://www.thescificast.com/2011/08/22/tron-inspired-commercial-is-pure-awesome/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 22 01:27:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"105450952336752642","full_text":"Been a while since we've had a purple spot on the Doppler radar parked over the house. It's the hail that makes it dense.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 21 23:24:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"105419934489772032","full_text":"Getting \"80 hrs/month of strictly enforced robot prayer\". Seriously. Ideas for the \"name or pseudonym of the person or entity\" to pray for?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 21 21:27:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"105390495315927040","full_text":"\"It said it cost money, but I said, 'eh, just do it'.\" And Vivian discovers pay-per-view. Time to lock that down.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 21 20:27:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"105375557205766144","full_text":"Haven't tasted yet, but I don't think I've made a better looking mead before.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/K6ZXD/\">http://instagr.am/p/K6ZXD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 21 18:08:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"105340475522809856","full_text":"Juniper was randomly yelling letters at the top of her lungs from her crib. Meaning, of course, that she wants TMBG's Here Come the ABCs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 21 17:02:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"105323830943301632","full_text":"\"... Suggestions and criticism (constructive, please!) more than welcome. God out.<br><br>Comments (24)\" <br><br><a href=\"http://m.newyorker.com/humor/2011/08/08/110808sh_shouts_simms\">http://m.newyorker.com/humor/2011/08/08/110808sh_shouts_simms</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 21 02:21:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"105102074282389505","full_text":"The world's largest spawning grounds for this fish, thought extinct 20 years ago, is literally at my house. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/K1ffk/\">http://instagr.am/p/K1ffk/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 20 16:07:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"104947770015756289","full_text":"We're visiting the (sea) dragons. <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KyLqt/\">http://instagr.am/p/KyLqt/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 20 12:00:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"104885506768252928","full_text":"Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.<br>Why does a chicken, I don't know why.<br>Ask me a riddle & I reply:<br>Cottleston Cottleston Cottleston Pie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 19 23:00:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"104689258761166848","full_text":"One \"Dragon Special\", coming right up! <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/Kt1Jf/\">http://instagr.am/p/Kt1Jf/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 19 22:11:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"104676863716245504","full_text":"Viv asked for \"the dragon special\" for her birthday dinner, which is, I determined, a cheese pizza in the shape of a dragon. I'm making it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 19 15:10:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"104570978310422528","full_text":"Yay, Latkes! RT @genehack: Do not watch unless you're someplace you can cry from laughing: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzEc3o7pVgo\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzEc3o7pVgo</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 19 14:12:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"104556384246439936","full_text":"It's the now-traditional video of Viv getting on the bus on the first day of school: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epUwwKrsV4\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_epUwwKrsV4</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 19 13:59:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"104553148517060608","full_text":"The Tao of Pooh is not available as an ebook? But I want my enlightenment now!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 19 10:04:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"104493856829083648","full_text":"*Yawn* And so begins nine months of losing 45 minutes of sleep a night. Good bye summer!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 19 03:00:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"104387335252221952","full_text":"Baking surprise cupcakes and filling out bazillions of parental consent forms. Tomorrow's both her birthday and the first day of school.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 17:04:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"104237144087855105","full_text":"\"Criminal\": a new song by Arlo Guthrie and Jodi Martin about the recent federal crackdown on raw foods. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/nsvg1GnXZVc\">http://youtu.be/nsvg1GnXZVc</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 16:39:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"104230992230887425","full_text":"An oldie-but-goodie graphic of my favorite Dumbledore quote: <a href=\"http://www.picselate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/lotr-star-wars-harry-potter.jpg\">http://www.picselate.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/lotr-star-wars-harry-potter.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 15:17:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"104210435292676096","full_text":"Oddly enough, \"Disco Pilot Sweet Peter\" has no hits on Google, with or without the 7-40-7. <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/67zsji\">http://twitpic.com/67zsji</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 15:02:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"104206484115693568","full_text":"GM foods not served in Monsanto cafeteria <a href=\"http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/1999/12/22/gmfood991222.html#.TkxD_ZN0HrM.twitter\">http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/1999/12/22/gmfood991222.html#.TkxD_ZN0HrM.twitter</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 14:57:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"104205333102206976","full_text":"My hard drive's full? What? How? *fires up DaisyDisk* Oh, right. 70 gigs of Doctor Who episodes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 13:22:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"104181292534472704","full_text":"Here is the long lost album \"Cease & Desist\" from Jim Stacy's fabulous band Grand Moff Tarkin: <a href=\"http://www.mediafire.com/?wiujiattle2\">http://www.mediafire.com/?wiujiattle2</a> Star Wars metal, y'all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 18 00:00:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"103979421748314112","full_text":"Me: \"Viv, why are you lying under that pile of pillows like that?\"<br>Viv: \"I'm a really old spikasaurus lying in my die hole.\"<br>Me: backs away","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 17 23:52:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"103977503265275904","full_text":"I've concocted a plan to hide a small decorated birthday cake in Viv's school lunch on Friday. Ok, it's a cupcake, but don't tell her, okay?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 17 21:18:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"103938786186117120","full_text":"Vivian's reputation precedes her, but just to be sure I wore my straight up nerdiest shirt to meet her new teacher. <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/67n7uz\">http://twitpic.com/67n7uz</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 17 13:20:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"103818432478330880","full_text":"Vivian starts second grade this week. I have spotty memories before that, but my continuous memory stream only goes back that far.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 17 02:44:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"103658306060550145","full_text":"Amazing what you can do with a sharpie and a pile of \"hello my name is\" stickers. <a href=\"http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/8999621209/clearly-dope-art-hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya\">http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/8999621209/clearly-dope-art-hello-my-name-is-inigo-montoya</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 16 18:52:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"103539634050576384","full_text":"Video of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah playing a song off their upcoming album out in the woods. Yeah, it's pretty great. <a href=\"http://www.prefixmag.com/media/clap-your-hands-say-yeah/same-mistake-live-video/55440/\">http://www.prefixmag.com/media/clap-your-hands-say-yeah/same-mistake-live-video/55440/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 16 18:39:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"103536285838352384","full_text":"Brought some emergency pants to work today, so was able to see the new office. The view out my window: <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/674ipi\">http://twitpic.com/674ipi</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 16 17:50:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"103524012042366977","full_text":"I'd thought that Cake did a pretty good \"Mahna Mahna\" but The Fray really knocked it out on The Green Album: <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/2011/08/14/138984517/first-listen-muppets-the-green-album\">http://www.npr.org/2011/08/14/138984517/first-listen-muppets-the-green-album</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 23:32:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"103247756818268160","full_text":"One of Juniper's favorite things to do right now is to put a bucket over her head and walk around the house singing the alphabet song. Yup.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 18:10:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"103166564169285632","full_text":"It's still a map of many colors, but the board in my Diplomacy game is reaching the endgame. I'm doing ok. <a href=\"https://skitch.com/ewagoner/fxm3s/board-webdiplomacy\">https://skitch.com/ewagoner/fxm3s/board-webdiplomacy</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 18:07:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"103165885824503808","full_text":"Sunday is National Go Topless Day. I can't -- still have to protect my tattoo. <a href=\"http://www.gotopless.org/index.php\">http://www.gotopless.org/index.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 15:45:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"103130257963491330","full_text":"NYT article about foraging fruits & veggies on foreclosed property in Atlanta: <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/15/us/15forage.html?hp\">http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/15/us/15forage.html?hp</a> /via @PattieBaker","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 14:49:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"103116118406868993","full_text":"Surprise tour of the new offices. Requirement: you must wear pants. Alas, I am pantless.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 03:07:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"102939363612180483","full_text":"Here's my adaptation of the recipe for the fig & blue cheese tart I made today, using  ingredients from my market: <a href=\"http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes/336\">http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes/336</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 02:04:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"102923524678758400","full_text":"\"Well, thief! I smell you and I feel your air. I hear your breath. Come along! Help yourself again, there is plenty and to spare!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 15 00:07:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"102894106157649920","full_text":"This piece is what I used got my poster for Streetcar Named Desire a few years ago.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KSUAG/\">http://instagr.am/p/KSUAG/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 22:53:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"102875595033157632","full_text":"The cat garden.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KR7tz/\">http://instagr.am/p/KR7tz/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 22:36:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"102871354721841152","full_text":"The other side of the fireplace.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KR2BZ/\">http://instagr.am/p/KR2BZ/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 22:33:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"102870380053671936","full_text":"The fireplace.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KR0zD/\">http://instagr.am/p/KR0zD/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 22:25:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"102868435674988544","full_text":"The mosaic stream.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KRyE4/\">http://instagr.am/p/KRyE4/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 22:22:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"102867805753446400","full_text":"The side yard of a mosaic artist.  <a href=\"http://instagr.am/p/KRxA6/\">http://instagr.am/p/KRxA6/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 20:57:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"102846335484567552","full_text":"The finished tart: <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/666hk3\">http://twitpic.com/666hk3</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 20:45:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"102843223113863169","full_text":"The gluten free versions, just prior to going in for another baking. <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/666bzp\">http://twitpic.com/666bzp</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 20:30:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"102839461959831552","full_text":"Might just pull this off. <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/6665ea\">http://twitpic.com/6665ea</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 20:01:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"102832246167318528","full_text":"We have to leave for the dinner party in an hour, and now I have flames shooting out of the oven. #AdventuresInBaking","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 19:47:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"102828695294713856","full_text":"I guess I spilled some rib juices in the oven yesterday. The billowing clouds of smoke coming out is making it hard to bake today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 14 17:55:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"102800585149005824","full_text":"Preparing to make a savory tart of figs, blue cheese, rosemary, and caramelized onions. Difficulty level: gluten free puff pastry.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 13 02:37:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"102207059075936257","full_text":"Stand by the grey stone when the thrush knocks, and the setting sun with the last light of Durin's Day will shine upon the key-hole.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 12 18:10:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"102079596169658369","full_text":"My first tattoo:  <a href=\"http://yfrog.com/h7i9pmnlj\">http://yfrog.com/h7i9pmnlj</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 12 16:56:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"102060803204714498","full_text":"Let's do this! *takes off shirt*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 12 01:03:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"101820946750521344","full_text":"Quoted for truth: RT @jannypie Many of the books on this list made me who I am today http://ow.ly/61fFW #scifi #fantasy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 11 02:18:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"101477614782386178","full_text":"Juniper is eating black eye peas literally by the fist full.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 11 01:26:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"101464458374823937","full_text":"Cooked down some fresh black-eyed peas in the juices from about a gallon of tomatoes I roasted earlier. Flavor. I has it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 11 00:33:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"101451128281108480","full_text":"Soon-to-be crab cakes for dinner.  http://instagr.am/p/J5dv9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 11 00:28:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"101449860649197568","full_text":"Just added leftover creamed spinach to the crab cakes I'm mixing. Crab Cakes Florentine are a thing, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 10 18:31:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"101360104045166594","full_text":"Our new office will have a Ten Forward.  http://instagr.am/p/J4AfW/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 10 15:37:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"101316334519988226","full_text":"The first ten recipients of the James Beard Foundation Food Leadership Awards have been announced: <a href=\"http://www.jbffoodconference.org/leadership-awards/2011-award-recipients/\">http://www.jbffoodconference.org/leadership-awards/2011-award-recipients/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 10 14:39:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"101301581621903360","full_text":"So many of my friends would enjoy the great new YA sci-fi & fantasy short fiction podcast Cast of Wonders: <a href=\"http://www.castofwonders.org/\">http://www.castofwonders.org/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 09 23:46:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"101076933974036482","full_text":"Chicken and taters are ready.  http://instagr.am/p/Jz9_B/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 26 00:08:01 +0000 2021","id_str":"1375238069683679235","full_text":"Never thought I’d be risking arrest by giving water to people waiting in line to vote, but here we are. <br><br>Next election, I will be giving water to people waiting in line to vote.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 26 16:15:57 +0000 2021","id_str":"1365334800077357057","full_text":"I didn't know this ten minutes ago, but it turns out I needed a thoughtful ranking of Star Trek man tiddies. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/starklyjd/status/1364907897436651522\">https://twitter.com/starklyjd/status/1364907897436651522</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 09 22:42:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"101060893110054914","full_text":"Man, do I love me some heirloom potatoes. http://twitpic.com/63mql1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 09 21:09:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"101037457981702144","full_text":"Hop hop, I'm always jump jumping.<br>Zig zag, I'm always run running.<br>Long ears, I'm always listening.<br>Long ears, I can hear you coming.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 09 19:18:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"101009413522980864","full_text":"Hey, all you Madison, WI friends o' mine: MC Frontalot is coming your way, and needs help: <a href=\"http://goo.gl/eugQe\">http://goo.gl/eugQe</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 09 16:44:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"100970757978460161","full_text":"I have @magentatardis to thank for implanting this glorious earworm. \"I'm a rabbit so my feet are super lucky\" <a href=\"http://woodsyfriends.bandcamp.com/\">http://woodsyfriends.bandcamp.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 09 15:39:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"100954301987430400","full_text":"Photos of the London Riots are at today's The Big Picture at Boston.com: <a href=\"http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/08/london_riots.html\">http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/08/london_riots.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 08 19:05:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"100643729144152064","full_text":"Panic on the streets of London, panic on the streets of Birmingham.<br><br>As if I didn't already feel like I was living inside Morrissey lyrics.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 08 16:13:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"100600587619540992","full_text":"Congrats, @lukew! \"Big news. @twitter just acquired our company @bagchk <a href=\"http://bit.ly/quPdZU\">http://bit.ly/quPdZU</a>”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 08 14:01:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"100567239098499073","full_text":"Today's band recommendation: Apocalypse Five & Dime <a href=\"http://www.apocalypsefiveanddime.com/\">http://www.apocalypsefiveanddime.com/</a> (Especially for all you Scarring Party fans)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 08 13:12:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"100554954753843201","full_text":"Holy crap! RT @nika7k: CRAZY video of Great East Japan earthquake and tsunami form INSIDE a car <a href=\"http://bit.ly/moELuS\">http://bit.ly/moELuS</a> status of driver unknown","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 08 12:22:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"100542387159437312","full_text":"Attention media: In a few weeks, I'll no longer be eligible for your \"40 Under 40\" lists. Just so you know.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 22:19:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"100330301519175681","full_text":"Dow futures fell 300 points in the first minute of trading. It's going to be a wild day tomorrow. The circuit breakers: http://is.gd/uwT4mw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 20:05:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"100296433407762432","full_text":"My hair and I once had an art showing.  <a href=\"http://yfrog.com/kjsxuovj\">http://yfrog.com/kjsxuovj</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 19:06:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"100281767281442816","full_text":"In the cupboard, organizing my haggis. #notaeuphamism  http://twitpic.com/62kswo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 16:34:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"100243544530354176","full_text":"Did you know? So long as less than half the food you produce tests positive for salmonella, it's still legal to sell! http://is.gd/gHFpo9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 05:29:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"100076076767789056","full_text":"Free three word band name idea for your frat party band: \"Schlitz Pabst Labatt\" (Warning: you may get sued)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 04:38:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"100063184999821312","full_text":"Beautiful \"Speckled Calico\" lima beans from my market, grown at Burnell Farm.  http://instagr.am/p/JkE1h/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 04:30:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"100061119347032065","full_text":"Oh, great. London's burning.  RT @Shmeelitche Remains of a Carpet shop in #tottenham after riots http://twitpic.com/6289b1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 07 00:46:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"100004785247367169","full_text":"This stuff makes *the best* mochas.  http://instagr.am/p/Ji3Ml/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 22:48:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"99975111087620096","full_text":"Matthew 6:5 \"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray in public places.\" #theresponse","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 22:12:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"99966021481402369","full_text":"Picked up a copy of EA Sports Active 2 for the wii. One really nice touch: the heart monitor's \"OMG Call an ambulance!\" alert.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 20:14:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"99936371573133312","full_text":"Stopped at two roadside BBQ places on my way through northern Madison County for a pulled pork taste testing. Chubb's in Ila was the winner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 18:29:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"99909868693106688","full_text":"There may be a way to reaffirm one's faith in humanity, but going into Walmart for school supplies isn't it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 16:25:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"99878663855685632","full_text":"Here's a screenshot of the pdf of the scan of the fax of the shrunken (and rotated) comic sans school supply list. <a href=\"http://skitch.com/ewagoner/fphin/safari\">http://skitch.com/ewagoner/fphin/safari</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 16:21:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"99877718279192576","full_text":"Viv's school supply list on the school website is a PDF of a scan of a fax of a two-page comic sans document that's shrunk to a single page.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 03:58:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"99690808386658305","full_text":"Damned global warming. The chupacabra has reached Minnesota! http://is.gd/ogV4ao (hat tip to a fellow @TheDrabblecast listener)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 06 00:32:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"99638825701224449","full_text":"The charcuterie board was so tasty, I didn't think to photograph it until I finished.   @ Farm 255 http://instagr.am/p/JcMR2/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 05 17:57:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"99539451293863936","full_text":"Republic HS students in MO! Since the school banned Slaughterhouse Five, the Vonnegut Library has a free copy for you. <a href=\"http://www.vonnegutlibrary.org/\">http://www.vonnegutlibrary.org/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 05 16:49:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"99522319571107840","full_text":"Percona has hot non-locking MySQL backups, but only for innodb tables. Any myisam tables in any db lock the whole thing. http://skit.ch/bwsq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 04 23:15:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"99257190321360897","full_text":"Here's the schedule for the Tolkien track at DragonCon. I think I'll be at the party Friday night (flashing my new ink). <a href=\"http://tolkientrack.com/?page_id=10\">http://tolkientrack.com/?page_id=10</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 04 15:16:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"99136644803866624","full_text":"The Food Lab: Homemade Tater Tots, Sweet Potater Tots, Twice Baked Potater Tots, And More! | Serious Eats <a href=\"http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/03/the-food-lab-homemade-tater-tots-sweet-potater-tots.html\">http://www.seriouseats.com/2011/03/the-food-lab-homemade-tater-tots-sweet-potater-tots.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 04 14:27:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"99124333275906048","full_text":"The movers are here at the office looking around and getting their plan together. This thing's going to happen!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 04 13:12:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"99105396194689025","full_text":"\"Before We Go Judging Accused in Rawesome Case, Let's Make Sure We Don't Get Distracted from Rights Issues\": <a href=\"http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/8/3/before-we-go-judging-accused-in-rawesome-case-lets-make-sure.html\">http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/8/3/before-we-go-judging-accused-in-rawesome-case-lets-make-sure.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 23:01:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"98891156301164544","full_text":"Where was the SWAT raid & arrests here? RT @BreakingNews: USDA recalls 36 million pounds of Cargill ground turkey linked to CA death","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 19:57:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"98845071553728513","full_text":"More information on the arrest of James Stewart: <a href=\"http://www.naturalnews.com/033220_Rawesome_Foods_armed_raids.html\">http://www.naturalnews.com/033220_Rawesome_Foods_armed_raids.html</a> including that he has been denied bond. For running a food co-op.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 18:44:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"98826585079152640","full_text":"When I was selling eggs from my hens, I never did. But I was also selling through retail grocery stores where that was absolutely forbidden.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 18:42:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"98826155322376192","full_text":"Regarding the mislabeling of eggs allegation: <a href=\"http://healthyfamilyfarm.blogspot.com/2011/01/resolving-mislabeling-of-eggs-issue.html\">http://healthyfamilyfarm.blogspot.com/2011/01/resolving-mislabeling-of-eggs-issue.html</a> (Though illegal, most every egg seller I know in GA also reuses cartons.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 18:31:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"98823362670903296","full_text":"The anti-farm site I linked to was set up by a former partner at Rawsome. Here's the other-other side of that: <a href=\"http://healthyfamilyfarm.blogspot.com/2011/01/beginning-original-email-from-aajonus.html\">http://healthyfamilyfarm.blogspot.com/2011/01/beginning-original-email-from-aajonus.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 18:12:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"98818633664438272","full_text":"Here's a video of Victoria Bloch talking about the previous raids on Rawsome & Sharon Palmer's farm: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLBoi-CfJIY\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLBoi-CfJIY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 18:11:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"98818305711804416","full_text":"Sharon Palmer (Healthy Family Farm) & Victoria Bloch arrested for mislabeling cheese. 6,000 bail, being held at the DA's Office in LA.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 17:27:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"98807214260748288","full_text":"James Stewart, manager of Rawsome Foods Co-op in California, was arrested this morning and is held on $123,000 bail for selling raw dairy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 03 15:55:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"98784029700141056","full_text":"The shoe's dropping… RT @kristincanty: Rawesome Club in California being raided right now and arrests are being made","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 19:46:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"98479857935200257","full_text":"The burned out, rebuilt, and newly re-opened Georgia Theater has a banner.  http://instagr.am/p/JLRkL/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 17:50:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"98450653692702720","full_text":"Rt @SFEley: Holy cow. Amazon's Android app store is screwing over developers in a HUGE way. <a href=\"http://j.mp/nMyKx0\">http://j.mp/nMyKx0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 15:28:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"98414770079801344","full_text":"The new DB, fine when I went to bed, went ballistic this morning. Made tweaks, turned on mirroring, and all's better. http://skit.ch/bwqb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 03:46:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"98238198274203648","full_text":"I love running a one-man software company with many thousands of users across the continent. But, sysadmin tasks scare the crap out of me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 03:11:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"98229432019464192","full_text":"I picked some tomatoes.  http://instagr.am/p/JH7lX/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 03:05:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"98227840159457280","full_text":"Once again I somehow managed to perform heavy sysadmin tasks without catching everything on fire, so now I'm eating freshly baked apple pie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 02 01:27:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"98203122350039040","full_text":"Doing a database transplant in 30 minutes. Living the dream!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 23:21:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"98171444617424896","full_text":"There's a relationship between the number of Beanie Babies in a car's window & the odds the driver will come to a stop before turning right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 23:05:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"98167483273445377","full_text":"I made the appointment & got my wife's blessing (in that order) to get this bit of Tolkien's map tattoo'd on my chest. http://is.gd/pbcfGB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 22:46:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"98162605180452864","full_text":"I received this important item from my childhood today, thanks to my very generous friend Anastasia. Thank you! http://instagr.am/p/JG0LU/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 21:27:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"98142867016527872","full_text":"The frat boys next door are semi-nude corn holing in the sprinklers. Again.  http://instagr.am/p/JGfrb/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 19:54:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"98119374921138176","full_text":"\"I don't go out much, because I'm at home sewing shoes.\" A film about cosplayers: <a href=\"http://youtu.be/dF64evU0AZI\">http://youtu.be/dF64evU0AZI</a> via @jmspool","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 16:30:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"98068207927181312","full_text":"Huh. The banner graphic at www.gop.com shows \"Obama's Last Day\" as Jan. 20, 2017. Was conceding a second term part of the debt deal?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 13:09:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"98017622943211520","full_text":"You with your Priii might think you've got green autos, but you've nothing on this guy. http://twitpic.com/5zbwvg http://twitpic.com/5zbwwe","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 04:54:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"97892871566397440","full_text":"Now it's 1am and in a few hours I need to wake up for my is-a-job. A nerd's work is never done.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 01 04:53:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"97892741240995840","full_text":"For my not-a-job, I learned how to replicate MySQL databases and set up things to read from the slave and write to the master.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 31 23:10:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"97806483714084865","full_text":"Stuck a can of beans in the sink and turned on the faucet. Thanks, muscle memory, but it looks like it takes a brain to get this can open.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 31 03:58:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"97516376108969984","full_text":"Walking out to the garden in my pajamas at midnight to get basil for my bedtime BLTs because this is exactly why I have a garden.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 31 03:17:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"97506195941769216","full_text":"DJ tried to beatmatch Tom Tom Club's \"Genius of Love\" to The Smiths'  \"How Soon is Now\". Damned if he didn't do it, but lord, the whiplash!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 30 19:22:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"97386480451858433","full_text":"And the loveliest of all was the screwnicorn. http://instagr.am/p/I6JIJ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 30 18:33:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"97374379700260865","full_text":"Whenever Juniper sees a dinosaur reconstruction, she points and roars. Her older sister has taught her well.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 30 13:16:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"97294586040426497","full_text":"Ah, good morning. That's the stuff! http://instagr.am/p/I4cqi/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 23:18:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"97083698297569282","full_text":"Taco night. (Beef, goat, onion, garlic, potato, with chiles to follow.) (Repost to fix borked photo.) http://instagr.am/p/I1OdE/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 21:17:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"97053040242208768","full_text":"In space, no one can smell you stink.  http://instagr.am/p/I0uQ8/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 20:49:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"97046136950493186","full_text":"VW service guy: \"That Man or Astroman? air freshener is awesome! Where'd you get it?\"<br>Me: \"Bought it from a man. Or an Astroman. Not sure.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 19:39:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"97028373242580994","full_text":"Since my idea for a UV ink tattoo is out, I'm thinking of getting this inked instead:  http://skit.ch/bw8a","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 17:35:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"96997390975901696","full_text":"I wish I knew what was going on here. It went away on its own on SysAdmin Appreciation Day. http://skit.ch/bw8q","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 16:36:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"96982418745073664","full_text":"Bob Mould, Throwing Muses, Dead Milkmen, Olivia Tremor Control, Man or Astroman? to headline Athens PopFest in October <a href=\"http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2011/07/29/athens-popfest-2011-lineup-bob-mould-throwing-muses-dead-milkmen/\">http://www.slicingupeyeballs.com/2011/07/29/athens-popfest-2011-lineup-bob-mould-throwing-muses-dead-milkmen/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"15"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 16:20:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"96978530038063104","full_text":"\"You're so hard to cook for\" said the man who made me a burger with jowl pancetta he made himself.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/IzgRX/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 14:55:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"96957040999669761","full_text":"No wonder things seem a little tight. So far this year, I've taken a 26% pay cut from last year. Better get to work!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 29 11:55:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"96911787747852288","full_text":"Yes, I know that The Blair Witch Project was fiction, but I'm still freaked out a bit when my cat stands in the corner & stares at the wall.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 20:35:51 +0000 2021","id_str":"1355615732101509120","full_text":"Me: worries about my kid making it through this tumultuous period in history healthy and safe <br><br>My kid: <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKHL3JhZgH/?igshid=1df4v6znkli0\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKHL3JhZgH/?igshid=1df4v6znkli0</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 27 13:43:58 +0000 2021","id_str":"1354424917236850689","full_text":"Fourteen years in this hellscape. Though, things have started looking a bit less hellish recently for some reason. #MyTwitterAnniversary <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1354424917236850689-EsviELuXAAATwkE.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1354424917236850689-EsviELuXAAATwkE.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 28 18:51:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"96654021766557696","full_text":"Years ago, a friend ran away and joined the circus, and I never saw her again. She's still doing some cool stuff: <a href=\"http://www.afoodgasm.com/\">http://www.afoodgasm.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 28 17:49:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"96638353641979904","full_text":"Fox News anchor asks if moon volcano refudiates climate change: \"It's not like we've been up there burning fossil fuels\" <a href=\"http://mediamatters.org/blog/201107280014\">http://mediamatters.org/blog/201107280014</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 20:22:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"96314508649316352","full_text":"Our local independent Apple dealer made it into Inc. magazine: <a href=\"http://www.inc.com/articles/201107/peachmac-georgia-retail-chain-competes-with-apple.html\">http://www.inc.com/articles/201107/peachmac-georgia-retail-chain-competes-with-apple.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 19:43:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"96304831140085760","full_text":"My neighbor in this Diplomacy game is either the Mad Hatter or the Dormouse. Either way… sheesh.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 16:37:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"96257905556332544","full_text":"I like chai and I like cola, but two great things don't always go great together.  http://instagr.am/p/IpkYC/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 14:38:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"96228008670658561","full_text":"One of my favorite local bakers is profiled in today's paper. Congrats, Kathryn! <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/072711/liv_862612270.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/072711/liv_862612270.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 14:04:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"96219416139808768","full_text":"Hey Eva Wagoner, if you want to read extreme right-wing mailings, that's your own lookout. But sign up with your freakin' email address, ok?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 13:36:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"96212383407681536","full_text":"Oregon Tea Party chapter gleefully chases a group of mostly 65+ people having a picnic out of a public park & films it. <a href=\"http://givesgoodemail.com/2011/07/26/the-march-of-the-brownshirts-or-the-american-way/\">http://givesgoodemail.com/2011/07/26/the-march-of-the-brownshirts-or-the-american-way/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 27 00:07:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"96008701969829888","full_text":"I had a hankerin' for fried chicken and so, 45 minutes later... http://instagr.am/p/ImcjX/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 26 20:59:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"95961438471979008","full_text":"Foursquare tells everyone where you are. Forecast is an add-on that shares where you're going to be. Much more useful. <a href=\"http://foreca.st/\">http://foreca.st/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 26 18:45:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"95927630204899328","full_text":"There I was, minding my own business, when all of a sudden I found myself playing a game of online Diplomacy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 26 17:06:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"95902889800765441","full_text":"The only dairy in the office fridge is some parmesan cheese, but I don't think I want to try that in my coffee.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 26 13:33:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"95849279272390656","full_text":"My new office \"will boast more collective greenspace when finished than when it was a parking lot and bank drive-thru.\" <a href=\"http://atlantarealestate.citybizlist.com/3/2011/7/25/BatsonCook-Tops-Off-16M-Project-Around-Athens-Georgia-Theatre.aspx#\">http://atlantarealestate.citybizlist.com/3/2011/7/25/BatsonCook-Tops-Off-16M-Project-Around-Athens-Georgia-Theatre.aspx#</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 26 13:30:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"95848410170658816","full_text":"Stunning Lee Jeffries Portrait from the Second Great Depression - <a href=\"http://alafoto.com/?p=6006\">http://alafoto.com/?p=6006</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 26 02:13:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"95678002867875840","full_text":"Chocolate cake and cherry bourbon. The politicians can screw up all they want; things will be fine here.  http://instagr.am/p/IiJK4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 25 22:59:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"95629342058610688","full_text":"\"I'm an enthusiastic friend of all things good to eat.\" --Duke Ellington","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 25 17:30:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"95546468139667458","full_text":"How to Live Your Dreams, by Scott Meyer <a href=\"http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/7/24/how-to-live-your-dreams.html\">http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2011/7/24/how-to-live-your-dreams.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 25 11:59:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"95463232743014400","full_text":"I've a near constant itch & mild pain near my shoulder blades, right where wings would attach if I had 'em. Maybe I'm about to grow a set?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 25 03:56:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"95341607104155648","full_text":"Had to order a set of espresso cups off Amazon because using glass liquor shot glasses was burning the heck out of my fingers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 24 22:21:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"95257379184197633","full_text":"Oh, hold up… I can make my own mochas now! *runs off to the kitchen*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 24 21:29:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"95244327491600384","full_text":"Beorn: \"Don't touch the black water. It will make you sleepy and you'll forget everything.\"<br>Vivian: \"Like math?\"<br>B: \"… yes.\"<br>V: \"Oh, no!\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 24 18:24:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"95197703423791104","full_text":"\"Viv, why are you laying on the ground like that?\" \"There was a mass extinction.\" \"Oh. Sorry to hear that.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 22:21:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"94894881092280321","full_text":"It's chicken cacciatore tonight.  http://instagr.am/p/IWc4I/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 22:00:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"94889616007639040","full_text":"Was worried about how hot the tomatoes I was slicing were, then realized I just brought them in from the garden. Poor things are pre-cooked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 20:50:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"94872026623385601","full_text":"It's way too hot to do any of my outside chores. Which is why I've now got a gallon of blueberries infusing in vodka.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 20:16:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"94863457639350272","full_text":"There must've been a great harvest up north, as all the stores here have cherries on sale now. I've a gallon of them soaking in bourbon.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 15:40:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"94794051487932416","full_text":"Three double lattes later, and I think I about have this espresso machine figured out. The room's bouncing now, so I'd better stop a while.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 15:02:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"94784387786342400","full_text":"Bacon used to be a seasonal item, so pork bellies were traded on the commodity exchange. Now factory produced, so were de-listed this week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 23 00:02:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"94557989796708352","full_text":"Via @nprnews: Calif. Milk Board Dumps Controversial PMS Campaign <a href=\"http://n.pr/nHpvr5\">http://n.pr/nHpvr5</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 23:11:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"94545185731653632","full_text":"Is there anyone I know at the San Diego ComicCon? I need a small favor.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 19:06:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"94483509674123264","full_text":"The Great Athens Locavore Experiment: <a href=\"http://patch.com/A-kvbm\">http://patch.com/A-kvbm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 16:28:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"94443661609287680","full_text":"Well, shoot. No one at Pain & Wonder works in UV ink, so there goes that idea for a particularly nerdy Tolkien tattoo.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 13:58:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"94406067324325889","full_text":"Very quickly I've come to prefer Lion's scrolling. Must be all the time using the iPad -- my fingers want to manipulate the data directly.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 22 01:21:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"94215378036719617","full_text":"Caught the final minutes of a charity auction & sniped a quality espresso maker & certificate to the best tattoo parlor in town. I've plans.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 21 16:58:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"94088839798333440","full_text":"Tested the new cook. He made me a burger with shrimp salad and heirloom tomato jam. He passes.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/IK-V4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 21 03:29:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"93885303655374849","full_text":"Oh, wow. The Scarring Party did a cover of \"Killing Moon\" and released it, along with five originals, for free: http://is.gd/3k6jNv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 23:36:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"93826693684404224","full_text":"Peat and Smoke  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/IH1wo/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 22:06:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"93804072053915648","full_text":"Now it's time to visit the Caledonia. I love Scotland.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/IHhfT/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 21:37:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"93796727076814849","full_text":"I'll start things off with the \"elite bourbon\" flight.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/IHavn/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 21:20:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"93792481929478144","full_text":"It's half price whiskey night at @highwirelounge! Are you going to be there? Yes, you.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 18:21:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"93747449172197376","full_text":"What to Do When a Great White Shark Jumps in Your Boat. Just FYI.  <a href=\"http://bit.ly/noQuZB\">http://bit.ly/noQuZB</a> via @gbrumfiel","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 17:53:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"93740418734362624","full_text":"Wonderful short story told from two points of view set in a future earth where the elves return and conquer mankind: <a href=\"http://podcastle.org/2011/07/19/podcastle-166-stereogram-of-the-gray-fort-in-the-days-of-her-glory/\">http://podcastle.org/2011/07/19/podcastle-166-stereogram-of-the-gray-fort-in-the-days-of-her-glory/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 16:46:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"93723528251191296","full_text":"Skywatchers, a short essay on farmers and the skies by Gene Logsdon: <a href=\"http://thecontraryfarmer.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/skywatchers\">http://thecontraryfarmer.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/skywatchers</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 14:52:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"93694713525321728","full_text":"Taking a break from the keyboard to help a co-worker move.  http://instagr.am/p/IGCSb/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 14:00:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"93681578412216320","full_text":"Downloading OSX Lion at work on the fast internet. It's got 20 hours to go.<br><br>It'll take months to get my iMac at home updated.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 20 02:46:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"93512022544756737","full_text":"I'm always so happy when I open a PodCastle story and see that @kibitzer is the narrator. He's quickly become my favorite.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 23:04:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"93456262687227904","full_text":"The lobby's starting to fill up. #farmageddon   @ Ciné http://instagr.am/p/IDSSt/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 22:24:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"93446075565867008","full_text":"Got the pre-movie raw milk cheese tasting set up. #farmageddon  @ Ciné http://instagr.am/p/IDJP9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 20:34:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"93418444896206848","full_text":"Heading to campus to talk to incoming freshmen about local food, then immediately back to Cine for the Farmageddon screening, 7pm. Join me?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 20:23:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"93415609479606272","full_text":"\"Moonbathing changes your lifestyle. A hot tempered person can become cooler & saner after continuous moonbathing.\" <a href=\"http://cosmicgemslanka.com/blog/2010/01/22/tips-for-moonbathing/\">http://cosmicgemslanka.com/blog/2010/01/22/tips-for-moonbathing/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 15:35:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"93343163808354305","full_text":"\"Man says it's too hot to fish\" <a href=\"http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/071611/oco_857876345.shtml\">http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/071611/oco_857876345.shtml</a> \"Boy, you know what ... they see you with your overalls on -- lots of women like them.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 13:47:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"93316113085120512","full_text":"I put a few blueberries in the freezer last night.  http://instagr.am/p/IBbay/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 02:57:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"93152558847242241","full_text":"There will be 5 local raw milk cheeses, 2 jams, & bread to taste at the Farmageddon screening at Cine tomorrow night! http://skit.ch/bucr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 19 01:21:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"93128378986668032","full_text":"A special dinner. Guess which 2/3 is local.  http://instagr.am/p/H_XDz/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 22:38:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"93087363751870465","full_text":"The Mars chocolate people need to put their M&M shells on their Twix bars because, let me tell you, those things melt in your hands.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 19:46:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"93043960951476224","full_text":"The farming how-to book market is getting crowded. \"Welcome to the whimsical & very lucrative world of unicorn farming!\" <a href=\"http://www.adamsmediastore.com/product/raising-unicorns/humor\">http://www.adamsmediastore.com/product/raising-unicorns/humor</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 19:26:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"93038933390274560","full_text":"For all your severed unicorn head needs, look no further than the Severed Unicorn Head Superstore <a href=\"http://www.severedunicornheadsuperstore.com/\">http://www.severedunicornheadsuperstore.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 17:26:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"93008816601444353","full_text":"Lunch today included pork trotter nuggets. And they were pretty delicious.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/H9uVO/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 14:22:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"92962439682985984","full_text":"Today I got both a new MC Frontalot album ( <a href=\"http://frontalot.com/cd\">http://frontalot.com/cd</a> ) and a new TMBG album (sorry, it's a secret). A great day for nerdy music!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 14:04:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"92957852876013568","full_text":"First month using @Mail_Gun, my website sent 190,636 emails & my biggest headache running the thing vanished. The bill? $95.36. So worth it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 18 02:25:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"92781987575771136","full_text":"Home again. It's not an earth ship, but it'll do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 17 22:58:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"92729824380063744","full_text":"Doing a little work by a fountain at the Atlanta Botanical Gardens.   @ Atlanta Botanical Garden http://instagr.am/p/H6Me7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 17 03:01:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"92428591769456640","full_text":"Today I picked blueberries, flew a kite, made a pizza, bought a painting, ate barbecue, and drank beer. #magicallife","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 17 00:15:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"92386811871100928","full_text":"Looking up the hill at the earth ship from the blueberry patch.  http://instagr.am/p/H02V6/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 16 23:10:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"92370438893731840","full_text":"\"Where were you?\" \"Is your house ok?\" \"My ears didn't blow out, like my neighbors.\" \"We're ok.\" Tornado survivors are picking blueberries.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 16 21:46:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"92349360741945345","full_text":"Vivian and I flew a kite. I mean pterosaur.  http://instagr.am/p/H0M01/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 16 18:17:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"92296900434341888","full_text":"We'll be coming home with ten gallons of blueberries. I think I'll make a pie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 16 16:05:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"92263549124087808","full_text":"Good eating.  http://instagr.am/p/Hyuk-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 16 15:59:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"92262176877846528","full_text":"You can almost hear Sam Gamgee's shears.  http://instagr.am/p/HytEp/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 16 13:28:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"92224044992172032","full_text":"Open space and lots of curves. I love Earth ship homes.  http://instagr.am/p/HyHDb/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 16 02:36:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"92059970283122689","full_text":"In a hole in the ground there lived some farmers.  http://instagr.am/p/Hv8Ud/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 15 20:50:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"91972887908597760","full_text":"At Pilot, sitting out by the creamers, there are little pods of condensed coffee you can put in your coffee. Yo, dog.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 15 14:23:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"91875417404878848","full_text":"\"He's the king of the dragons! And he sees the bait, and that is you.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 15 03:43:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"91714550780538880","full_text":"Heading off in the morning to Tuscaloosa, AL to spend a few days with friends who live on a farm in an earthship. <a href=\"http://earthship.org/\">http://earthship.org/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 14 23:46:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"91654760683413504","full_text":"My 40th is coming up. I'm thinking maybe renting a few cabins up at Bell Acres and making a nice relaxing weekend of it? <a href=\"http://bellacres.com/\">http://bellacres.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 14 22:36:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"91637123098214400","full_text":"Eclectic hat rack.   @ Ben's Bikes http://instagr.am/p/HqaFn/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 14 22:31:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"91635939947970560","full_text":"I'm not not chugging chocolate milk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 14 16:08:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"91539649113235456","full_text":"It's one of my regular cooks last day, and he made me a gift. A fontina cheeseburger with egg and br  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/HpE_q/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 14 01:14:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"91314713828401152","full_text":"This person has spoken a non-stop string of buzz words for about a half hour. Broken brains are no fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 19:18:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"91224895601655808","full_text":"Four guys leaf blowin' in the rain http://instagr.am/p/HlX1_/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 17:40:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"91200424589275137","full_text":"The 17th-Century Breastoration: A Time Before Bras from The Hairpin (includes a surprising alternative to the corset) <a href=\"http://thehairpin.com/2011/07/the-17th-century-breastoration-a-time-before-bras\">http://thehairpin.com/2011/07/the-17th-century-breastoration-a-time-before-bras</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 12:10:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"91117227373375488","full_text":"My co-workers and I salvaged furniture for our new office from abandoned soviet high rises. I found a great standing desk. #dreams","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 02:31:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"90971667966332929","full_text":"Several photos of dwarves from The Hobbit: <a href=\"http://social.entertainment.msn.com/movies/blogs/the-hitlist-blogpost.aspx?post=2001455c-fe15-47c0-9c93-321e454c7f80\">http://social.entertainment.msn.com/movies/blogs/the-hitlist-blogpost.aspx?post=2001455c-fe15-47c0-9c93-321e454c7f80</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 13 02:06:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"90965229109919744","full_text":"\"Finally, We Get the Real Story of the FDA's Role in the 2009 GA Raw Milk Pour-out\" <a href=\"http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/7/12/finally-we-get-the-real-story-of-the-fdas-role-in-the-2009-g.html\">http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/7/12/finally-we-get-the-real-story-of-the-fdas-role-in-the-2009-g.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 17:50:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"90840433734852608","full_text":"Apparently Crispin cider is the only commercial US cider not made from concentrated juice. It's quite good.  http://instagr.am/p/Hg9D7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 04:32:59 +0000 2021","id_str":"1353199092403490822","full_text":"I remember when a person could stand in front of a line of tanks and not get run over.  <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Man\">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_Man</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 04:27:04 +0000 2021","id_str":"1353197604239249410","full_text":"Holy shit. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/jasonjgauthier/status/1353185183512465410\">https://twitter.com/jasonjgauthier/status/1353185183512465410</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 17:06:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"90829273253941248","full_text":"Farmageddon: New Food Documentary Screening in Athens on July 19 (Press Release) <a href=\"http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/9183\">http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/9183</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 15:52:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"90810892098351104","full_text":"Roman-era shipwreck reveals ancient medical secrets <a href=\"http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/8627715/Roman-era-shipwreck-reveals-ancient-medical-secrets.html\">http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/8627715/Roman-era-shipwreck-reveals-ancient-medical-secrets.html</a> via @Telegraph","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 15:35:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"90806423461703681","full_text":"Flaming Lips and Weezer to Play Songs Back and Forth for Entire Concert: <a href=\"http://wp.me/sFEnW-weezer\">http://wp.me/sFEnW-weezer</a> (Oh my goodness. Wow.)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 14:07:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"90784375058350081","full_text":"Next Tuesday's going to be a bit crazy. Talking to UGA freshmen about local food at 5, then Farmageddon screening at Cine at 7. Eep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 05:39:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"90656546446520320","full_text":"Cherries swimming in Bulleit bourbon and a splash of brown sugar simple syrup.  http://instagr.am/p/HfEf4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 05:37:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"90655932148760576","full_text":"Seven quarts of beans tonight. Not bad for one picking.  http://instagr.am/p/HfEP4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 04:53:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"90644840072740864","full_text":"I don't think I've ever done anything this wholesome with bourbon this late at night. Two lbs of cherries are now soaking in two quart jars.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 04:03:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"90632267415818240","full_text":"Midnight, & I'm alone in the kitchen canning beans. It's easy to see why the green giant's so jolly. Putting food away is good for the soul.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 02:45:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"90612768125878272","full_text":"My grandpa, grandma, my sisters, and me, snapping beans in 1980ish. http://instagr.am/p/HehAf/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 02:24:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"90607497567674369","full_text":"This 1975 tome is my guide to all manners of food preservation.  http://instagr.am/p/Hechs/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 02:02:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"90601921223733248","full_text":"Also tonight: I'm making a couple quarts of cherry bourbon. <a href=\"http://papaya-palace.com/katlog/archives/1713\">http://papaya-palace.com/katlog/archives/1713</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 01:47:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"90598223391109121","full_text":"Had to run to the store to get more quart mason jars. I'm turning into my grandpa, but I'm not there yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 01:09:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"90588604413394944","full_text":"I wasn't planning on putting beans by tonight, but the garden gave me several gallons of them.  http://instagr.am/p/HeMVA/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 12 00:18:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"90575676217892865","full_text":"There are many reasons why I buy my milk right from a local dairy. This sexist Got Milk? ad campaign gives me another. http://bit.ly/owkLTa","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 22:17:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"90545336581492736","full_text":"The dance remix of TMBG's \"Pictures of Pandas Painting\" in this week's TMBG podcast is pretty rad. Yes, I know it's a kid's song.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 16:39:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"90460271985950721","full_text":"Gazpacho and a meatloaf burger at the just opened Heirloom Cafe.   @ Heirloom Cafe & Fresh Market http://instagr.am/p/HciVY/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 16:34:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"90458935424856064","full_text":"\"No matter how much you try, you can’t stop people from sticking beans up their nose.\" Wisdom from @jmspool  http://is.gd/TLWpiy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 16:29:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"90457807769436160","full_text":"Sitting in an exam chair at the orthodontist's office, because that's something I do now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 14:54:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"90433754388119552","full_text":"The Eerie, Spaceship-Like Ghosts of Communism - The Atlantic: <a href=\"http://bit.ly/nxGcKk\">http://bit.ly/nxGcKk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 13:27:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"90411855549440000","full_text":"Beauty Amid Destruction is an effort to bring splashes of color and beauty to the devastated areas of Tuscaloosa, AL. <a href=\"http://beautyamiddestruction.org/about-beauty/\">http://beautyamiddestruction.org/about-beauty/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 12:43:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"90400828866838528","full_text":"Surprise electrical crew was a surprise. But it'll be awfully nice to get that live wire to our well off the ground and out of the trees.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 03:29:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"90261498718457856","full_text":"Fifteen birds in five firtrees,<br>Their feathers were fanned in a fiery breeze!<br>But, funny little birds, they had no wings!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 11 00:55:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"90222663305412608","full_text":"Fairly epic MetaFilter post on Roman history podcasts: <a href=\"http://mefi.us/w/105389\">http://mefi.us/w/105389</a> (via @gjcharlet & @brownpau)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 16:06:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"89727098209583104","full_text":"What 300 varieties of day lilies looks like.  http://instagr.am/p/HSbuO/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 14:38:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"89704886438068224","full_text":"As I pick cucumbers, Juniper follows behind and gives them back to the vine.  http://instagr.am/p/HSF9I/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 14:13:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"89698767065985024","full_text":"A group of us are at the spectacularly beautiful Dragonfly Farm for @athlocallygrown's Farmer for a Day event.  http://instagr.am/p/HSAaH/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 12:53:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"89678570175217664","full_text":"Juniper has learned how to meow, so now she talks to them in their language while she chases them through the house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 03:17:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"89533605449175040","full_text":"Woman arrested because she was facing the wrong direction while speaking at a city council meeting. http://youtube.com/watch?v​=YPY3BIsVQq8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 09 00:11:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"89486890989916160","full_text":"Ossabaw pork from Nature's Harmony, squash & beans from my garden, and fried taters, onion, and garlic from my ma http://instagr.am/p/HPRne/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 08 22:34:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"89462329665794049","full_text":"\"A Hunter's Ode to his Bait\" A story of unicorn hunters by Carrie Vaughn. \"vicious and awesome and stunning\" http://is.gd/ifUnxl","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 08 20:47:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"89435338015129600","full_text":"Mint and peaches muddled together and then mixed with ginger ale and bourbon.  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/HOmsM/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 08 18:29:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"89400772890083328","full_text":"This reviewer of Farmageddon thought we were just reenacting. Nope - the forced milk dumping really was that ridiculous. <a href=\"http://www.examiner.com/comfort-food-in-chico/farmaggedon-the-movie-a-must-see-for-foodies-review\">http://www.examiner.com/comfort-food-in-chico/farmaggedon-the-movie-a-must-see-for-foodies-review</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 08 16:25:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"89369530991775745","full_text":"\"Maybe you can tell I'm a little bored,\" he says.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/HNv7H/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 08 15:33:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"89356411968032768","full_text":"Never did make it to a shuttle launch. Maybe I'll get to see what comes next go up, eventually.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 08 15:08:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"89350040056901633","full_text":"Farmageddon is a New York Times Critics' Pick: <a href=\"http://movies.nytimes.com/2011/07/08/movies/farmageddon-kristin-cantys-documentary-review.html\">http://movies.nytimes.com/2011/07/08/movies/farmageddon-kristin-cantys-documentary-review.html</a> Screening here in Athens at Cine on July 19th, 7pm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 08 00:38:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"89131293954146305","full_text":"Officially doubling the locallygrown.net server capacity tonight. The monthly infrastructure now costs substantially more than my mortgage.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 07 16:48:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"89012873149427713","full_text":"RogueAmoeba's AirFoil Speakers application is now recognized by iOS devices. I can now stream podcasts in doubletime to my good headphones!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 07 15:42:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"88996224182652930","full_text":"Surprising agreement reached to end the tight confinement of all hens at all egg farms nationwide. <a href=\"http://www.humanesociety.org/news/press_releases/2011/07/egg_agreement.html\">http://www.humanesociety.org/news/press_releases/2011/07/egg_agreement.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 07 13:37:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"88964896397606913","full_text":"Holy crap this video for the long version of American Pie featuring the entire city of Grand Rapids is astounding. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/ZPjjZCO67WI\">http://youtu.be/ZPjjZCO67WI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 07 03:59:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"88819276080877568","full_text":"The shareable food movement meets the law: http://daily.sightline.org/2011/07/05/the-shareable-food-movement-meets-the-law/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 07 03:46:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"88816112090882048","full_text":"MC Frontalot has a kickstarter project for his next music video. Give enough, and he'll come to your house and rap. http://is.gd/ACZAS8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 07 01:09:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"88776714255216640","full_text":"Several of us split this. I think we robbed them blind.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/HHQXD/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 07 00:03:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"88759901593141248","full_text":"Single malt bourbons.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/HHDAa/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 23:46:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"88755679770320896","full_text":"The scotches from the Compass Box distillery, including \"The Peat Monster\"  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/HG_w2/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 22:40:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"88739093130911744","full_text":"Wine cask finished scotches. The Aberlour 12 has \"hints of leather\".  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/HGynt/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 22:18:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"88733521308430336","full_text":"Rye whiskey. The Highwest Double Rye is fantastic.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/HGumr/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 21:11:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"88716786450706433","full_text":"\"there's a bluebird in my heart that<br>wants to get out<br>but I pour whiskey on him...\"<br>(off to Highwire for 1/2 price whiskey!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 17:06:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"88654976829763584","full_text":"How-To:  Plush Facehugger Buddy <a href=\"http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/07/how-to-plush-facehugger-buddy.html\">http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2011/07/how-to-plush-facehugger-buddy.html</a> via @make (Thanks, Shawn!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 14:54:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"88621821196382208","full_text":"Starting today, my dad can start drawing back from all those FICA taxes he's paid over the years. Happy birthday, dad!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 14:44:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"88619229653377024","full_text":"Banned From the Barn: A great article in the New York Times by Mark Bittman: <a href=\"http://nyti.ms/oqpEDI\">http://nyti.ms/oqpEDI</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 13:20:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"88598191246802944","full_text":"The best part of workers at the house isn't getting things fixed, it's hearing stories about the criminal exploits of the previous owners.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 11:57:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"88577245026844673","full_text":"Let me sleep, brain. http://bit.ly/pyKoem /via @jannypie","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 02:47:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"88438909444440065","full_text":"Just finished reading Riddles in the Dark to Vivian. Been looking forward to reading that chapter to my kids for, oh, 30 years. *gollum*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 06 01:28:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"88418998487748608","full_text":"Via @nprnews: How Industrial Farming 'Destroyed' The Tasty Tomato: <a href=\"http://n.pr/kZ5Dme\">http://n.pr/kZ5Dme</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 05 18:22:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"88311862491480064","full_text":"Dental plan! Eric needs braces. Dental plan! Eric needs braces. Dental plan! (Do they even make adult braces that predate stainless steel?)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 05 16:42:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"88286698261323776","full_text":"They Might Be Giants and everyone in the office at The Onion's A.V. Club cover Chumbawamba's Tubthumping: <a href=\"http://onion.com/kpV5Nw\">http://onion.com/kpV5Nw</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 05 15:49:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"88273324228091904","full_text":"Every dentist I've ever seen, going back to my youth, has told me I needed braces. Looks like, right as I'm turning 40, the time is now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 21:49:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"88001587527688192","full_text":"A patriotic Fourth of July... dragon? http://instagr.am/p/G-I4S/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 21:40:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"87999346108403712","full_text":"The one armed man operating the ferris wheel had to answer a whole lot of text messages on his iPhone, so Viv got a nice long ride.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 20:06:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"87975532414779393","full_text":"The set for Cymbeline, opening in ten days.   @ Shakespeare In The Park http://instagr.am/p/G9uxu/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 19:58:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"87973501197225984","full_text":"It's pretty here, but the water's poopy.   @ Falls Park http://instagr.am/p/G9szo/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 19:53:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"87972309830336513","full_text":"The Reedy River, downtown Greenville, SC  @ Falls Park http://instagr.am/p/G9rp9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 17:27:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"87935541022171137","full_text":"Pull my shiny golden finger.  http://instagr.am/p/G9JAC/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 04 02:02:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"87702686497116161","full_text":"Oh, not much. Just hanging out on Twitter, chatting with the frickin' Terminator. What're you up to?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 22:37:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"87651316968591360","full_text":"Toast, mayo, Cherokee purple tomatoes, good dill pickle relish, and hot smoked pork. Eaten over the sink. I only  http://instagr.am/p/G519K/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 21:58:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"87641321065558016","full_text":"I installed a sky chair on the porch today, and it's my new favorite place for iPad readin'. http://instagr.am/p/G5se4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 20:57:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"87626066457407488","full_text":"A nice article on motherhood and sexuality, featuring @TBK365 @susiebright and @madisonyoung <a href=\"http://www.blogher.com/mothers-sexuality-taking-back-milf\">http://www.blogher.com/mothers-sexuality-taking-back-milf</a> (has the link this time)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 20:29:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"87619014595059712","full_text":"A nice article on motherhood and sexuality, featuring @TBK365 @susiebright and @madisonyoung","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 19:05:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"87597877588795393","full_text":"Wild cherries.  http://instagr.am/p/G5C56/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 19:03:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"87597457655074817","full_text":"Passion Flowers are some of our most beautiful wild flowers.  http://instagr.am/p/G5Ca-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 03 16:18:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"87555854815072256","full_text":"Recent storms blew a big cherry tree across our driveway. As the saying goes, when life gives you cherry wood, ma http://instagr.am/p/G4aZv/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 02 21:21:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"87269655890239488","full_text":"“@_TheTerminator_: @ewagoner There is another chip. And it must be destroyed also.”  Exactly! If we fail with that chip, the cars will rule!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 02 21:08:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"87266384664461314","full_text":"Saw Cars 2. That world's implied backstory is creepy as hell. All animal life replaced with machines? Post Skynet, maybe?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 02 16:14:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"87192325444485121","full_text":"Viv generally refers to herself in the 3rd person, often just by pronoun (usually \"he\"). Today she's using a name: \"Deadly Matters\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 02 15:20:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"87178811967406080","full_text":"Browncoats: Redemption is impressive for what it is: a volunteer amateur Firefly-universe movie, but it is clearly those things. Still, ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 02 02:24:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"86983478423453696","full_text":"The flavor of ginger ale with the strength of booze. This stuff is 50 proof and very tasty.  http://instagr.am/p/Gw6Q8/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 23:19:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"86936970021974016","full_text":"It's been over 30 years since I was introduced to Nazgûl, and they still get my blood going.  http://instagr.am/p/GwQ7o/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 21:23:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"86907904514457600","full_text":"(I do all my coding in ruby) Happy Anniversary, mom & dad! I wish you were able to just enjoy it without dealing with all that other stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 21:22:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"86907469724532736","full_text":"The traditional 40th anniversary present is ruby. If I were a good son, I would have coded up a commemorative website for my parents today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 21:16:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"86906035415166976","full_text":"Off to watch Browncoats: Redemption ( <a href=\"http://browncoatsmovie.com/\">http://browncoatsmovie.com/</a> ) It's fanfic in full 1080P.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 19:27:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"86878717690920960","full_text":"\"... serves up hot & fresh fried chicken, without unnecessary hormones or antibiotics\". You know? If either are necessary, I don't want it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 17:43:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"86852465424740352","full_text":"My mailbox held envelopes that contained, within $5, the start-up costs of my new servers. I like it when income keeps pace with expenses.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 17:11:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"86844381994299392","full_text":"I don't generally bring my own ingredients, but when a co-worker gave me some fresh chanterelles, wh  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/GvGAw/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 16:42:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"86837023796764672","full_text":"Provisioning new servers. Locallygrown.net has nearly outgrown its home, and needs to molt.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 15:24:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"86817386421944322","full_text":"Six? She'll be seven. Criminy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 15:21:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"86816730386669569","full_text":"Today I finally paid down the bill from Vivian's birth (a month before her sixth birthday). She's worth every penny. All 6,000,000 of them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 14:42:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"86806925878108160","full_text":"Baby melon. Just hangin'. http://instagr.am/p/Guo6e/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 14:21:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"86801542858027009","full_text":"The talents of people I know never cease to delight and amaze me: free album \"Songs for Divining\" from Maps & Transit <a href=\"http://mapsandtransit.com\">http://mapsandtransit.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 13:42:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"86791862052073473","full_text":"My pumpkin vines, looking their best to attract my bees.  http://instagr.am/p/GudxJ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 01 03:45:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"86641555431112705","full_text":"Garlic season is the season to stock up. On garlic.  http://instagr.am/p/GtFpg/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 30 18:00:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"86494296563400704","full_text":"Are you familiar with Phil Minton's Feral Choir? It's quite wonderful. Even if it is the soundtrack to my nightmares. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/gRzC8JMqH_o\">http://youtu.be/gRzC8JMqH_o</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 30 17:48:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"86491383795425280","full_text":"Our new break room, where the thinking chairs will be, has a hat.  http://instagr.am/p/GrVXj/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 30 00:27:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"86229411086602240","full_text":"Not only does the new pizza place have this great looking pizza and good beer, but it also has  @ Ted's Most Best http://instagr.am/p/Goyu5/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 21:50:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"86189840680488960","full_text":"So take the hand of Mister Me and mister, make him glad<br>To swim the Mister Misty Sea and cease the Mister Mystery<br>That mister, made him sad","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 21:39:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"86187031268569088","full_text":"Listening to TMBG cover their own songs as The Other Things Brass Band. Good stuff, as you might expect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 19:37:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"86156283572535296","full_text":"I'm not a \"go back to the gold standard\" guy, but this *is* pretty clever: <a href=\"http://shiresilver.com/\">http://shiresilver.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 18:33:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"86140197795930112","full_text":"It's too late for mine (it's already a blackened cinder) but it's good to know this exists.  http://instagr.am/p/Gnzgq/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 17:07:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"86118548556087297","full_text":"Again the post office is on lock down. I called my rabid-right US Rep, Paul Broun, but he's actually for a police state. <a href=\"http://www.ontheissues.org/GA/Paul_Broun.htm\">http://www.ontheissues.org/GA/Paul_Broun.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 16:38:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"86111354599124992","full_text":"I've been away from the Farm Cart for a few days, and this is how they welcomed me back.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/Gne8j/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 29 13:41:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"86066681356619776","full_text":"Happiest birthday to my sister Adrienne!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 28 20:36:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"85808712706568192","full_text":"Learn how to talk to your kids with confidence: Birds & Bees & Kids <a href=\"http://birdsandbeesandkids.com/\">http://birdsandbeesandkids.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 28 20:17:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"85804008480047104","full_text":"My phone restore has been at \"17 minutes remaining\" for over an hour. I'd start over, but it took four hours to get here from 28 mins. #beta","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 28 18:57:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"85783972637966336","full_text":"Wits with Neil Gaiman, Adam Savage, and Gollum: \"I Will Survive\" <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9eriClHWLw\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9eriClHWLw</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 28 13:20:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"85699072874389504","full_text":"A riveting story. I wish I didn't know people could be like this. \"Could this be happening? A man's nightmare made real\" <a href=\"http://www.latimes.com/news/local/crime/la-me-accused-20110626,0,6630763,full.story\">http://www.latimes.com/news/local/crime/la-me-accused-20110626,0,6630763,full.story</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 28 02:31:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"85535704943300609","full_text":"Finished \"Roast Mutton\". Old William and Burt and Tom got what they had coming. Tomorrow we start \"A Short Rest\" which means I have to sing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 28 01:29:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"85520241622392832","full_text":"Eating like a big girl http://instagr.am/p/Ghseo/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 27 21:36:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"85461525283880960","full_text":"Yes, that was me driving with the roof down loudly singing Yaz. You knew what you were getting when you invited me to move in, Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 27 19:27:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"85429013228695552","full_text":"My phone made to 19 minutes to go, and the office internet went down. Guess I'll try again tomorrow. The iPad came back to life fine. #beta","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 27 16:35:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"85385776212357120","full_text":"My phone restore is stuck at \"8 hours remaining\". Well, not stuck. Sometimes it says 11 hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 26 20:45:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"85086277787074561","full_text":"beta1 -&gt; beta2 of [redacted] has gone less than stellar for both my devices. They're pretty much hosed. Still, iOS5 is gonna be awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 26 17:03:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"85030361045798912","full_text":"How FDA and State Regulators Have Turned into \"Bouncers,\" Just With Better Benefits; Misusing WI Illnesses <a href=\"http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/6/26/how-fda-and-state-regulators-have-turned-into-bouncers-just.html\">http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/6/26/how-fda-and-state-regulators-have-turned-into-bouncers-just.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 26 16:46:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"85026132080074753","full_text":"\"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.\" Viv and I finished chapter one of my favorite book in the world l http://instagr.am/p/GcJU0/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 26 16:33:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"85022888645754880","full_text":"An heirloom summer salad.  http://instagr.am/p/GcGJZ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 26 03:31:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"84826105491628032","full_text":"Fruit vinegar: One of the easiest, simplest ways to preserve the flavor of summer fruit. <a href=\"http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/tips-techniques/fruit-vinegar-easiest-way-to-preserve-summer-fruit-149945\">http://www.thekitchn.com/thekitchn/tips-techniques/fruit-vinegar-easiest-way-to-preserve-summer-fruit-149945</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 26 03:28:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"84825369525497856","full_text":"A book review of \"The Quarter Acre Farm\" by Spring Warren http://bit.ly/jP9Xqc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 25 17:59:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"84682218831745024","full_text":"Our local Rev War hero, Nancy Hart, was a cross-eyed New Englander who shot three Tories when they couldn't tell which way she was aiming.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 25 17:28:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"84674432911679489","full_text":"Birthday party menu for one of the farmers at my market.  http://instagr.am/p/GXkN6/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 24 23:52:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"84408483839082496","full_text":"Not hanging out at Highwire with the cool people, so I'm mixing my own blueberry mojitos at home.  http://instagr.am/p/GUZ-Z/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 24 19:51:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"84347990751457281","full_text":"Looking forward to taking Viv sometime to see Cars 2, the 3rd installment of the series. (Wall*E was a prequel. The humans don't survive.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 24 17:03:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"84305760594563072","full_text":"Stop. Coffee time!  @ 1000 Faces Coffee http://instagr.am/p/GTLig/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 24 16:44:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"84300966559625216","full_text":"Breakfast burger.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/GTH4t/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 24 16:36:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"84298948742881281","full_text":"Town's gonna be rockin' in a few hours. Do come a-knockin'. AthFest is great! http://instagr.am/p/GTGOA/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 23 16:54:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"83940998518022145","full_text":"I've been asked if all my Farm Cart lunch photos were in one handy spot, and yes, yes they are: <a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/sets/72157626905454153/\">http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/sets/72157626905454153/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 23 16:18:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"83932071923417088","full_text":"Turf & turf.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/GPRoq/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 22 21:06:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"83642035873136640","full_text":"We're about ten weeks from the expected move-in date. Can't wait! http://instagr.am/p/GMhwC/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 22 19:27:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"83617087272128512","full_text":"Missed out on Camp Mighty. Maybe next year. <a href=\"http://campmighty.com/\">http://campmighty.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 22 18:15:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"83599066528886784","full_text":"\"Just As Story of WI Kids Sickened By Raw Milk Gets Interesting, the Food Safety Hysterics Fade Into the Woodwork\" <a href=\"http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/6/22/amazingjust-as-story-of-wi-kids-sickened-by-raw-milk-gets-in.html\">http://www.thecompletepatient.com/journal/2011/6/22/amazingjust-as-story-of-wi-kids-sickened-by-raw-milk-gets-in.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 22 16:46:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"83576612880261121","full_text":"\"This may be one of the more challenging ones to eat.\"  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/GL3dD/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 22 16:20:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"83570003483435008","full_text":"I should have credited @mail_gun in that last tweet, not @mailgun. <a href=\"http://mailgun.net\">http://mailgun.net</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 22 15:52:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"83562931953991680","full_text":"Email backends are hard to do well. I drastically improved mine, thanks to @mailgun. Here's what I told my customers: <a href=\"http://help.locallygrown.net/kb/website-customization/email-system-changes-june-22-2011\">http://help.locallygrown.net/kb/website-customization/email-system-changes-june-22-2011</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 22 01:07:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"83340255830360065","full_text":"To all my Firefly fan followers. And Star Trek fan followers. And Star Wars fan followers. Well, their intersection. <a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/g2qcU.jpg\">http://i.imgur.com/g2qcU.jpg</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 21 22:50:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"83305878933094401","full_text":"For an example of grace and transparency under pressure, see @Pinboard. He's now set the bar for responding to a hosted service's outage.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 21 21:29:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"83285390315896832","full_text":"He told me, \"I just had to sneak a middle bun in there. That's what makes it special.\"  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/GJGD-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 21 21:15:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"83281920993136640","full_text":"I made myself an admin panel. It's need to see key metrics of all 310 farmers markets using my system. http://skit.ch/btp9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 21 17:32:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"83225755819057153","full_text":"Weird Al's new album ends with a nearly six-minute-long power ballad: \"Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 21 12:35:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"83151168729133056","full_text":"Pumpkin tower http://instagr.am/p/GHstm/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 20 14:35:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"82818793411325952","full_text":"On making wooden spoons: 1) You don’t carve the spoon from a block of wood; rather, you find a branch w/ a spoon in it. <a href=\"http://thecontraryfarmer.wordpress.com/2011/06/20/making-wooden-kitchen-spoons-and-similar-utensils/\">http://thecontraryfarmer.wordpress.com/2011/06/20/making-wooden-kitchen-spoons-and-similar-utensils/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 20 04:59:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"82673793641885696","full_text":"Normality has been acheived. Well... that was a sysadmin adventure. http://skit.ch/btew","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 20 03:51:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"82656886012387330","full_text":"This is what it looks like when you suddenly change from sendmail to delayed_job and mailgun.net with about 20k emails. http://skit.ch/bteq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 20 01:47:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"82625601109884929","full_text":"Here: \"wind damage, reported by trained spotter: Trees and power poles snapped off... Tree on house... devastated with trees down all over.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 20 01:03:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"82614422207610880","full_text":"I just caught Juniper playing miniature golf. The putter's taller than she is, but she was doing ok. I guess some things are instinctual.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 19 15:35:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"82471473603813376","full_text":"Mailgun.net's API lets you tag outgoing email for beautiful reporting. I turned it on in production yesterday. http://skit.ch/bt8s","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 19 15:10:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"82465174711316480","full_text":"For Father's Day, Vivian gave me some pennies (out of my penny jar) so I can buy her something for her birthday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 19 13:48:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"82444637998030848","full_text":"Skillet fried potatoes and pulled pork, that's a thing, right? For breakfast?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 19 12:39:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"82427385454137344","full_text":"Power came back. I guess I don't have to eat the entire contents of the fridge for breakfast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 19 01:30:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"82258807580925952","full_text":"I've never thought about how absurdly simple it is to make key lime pie. Now that I've made one, let me tell you: it's absurdly simple.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 19 01:24:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"82257487524405248","full_text":"Sitting out on the porch, enjoying the rain, whipping cream for the key lime pie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 23:52:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"82234141239812096","full_text":"Finally called the power company. The estimated hold time is 67 minutes. Guess it's not just me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 22:44:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"82217187456196609","full_text":"Hellacious storm is blowing through. We've lost power, and the wind is intense. Now eating BBQ in the closet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 21:58:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"82205620551421952","full_text":"Bourbon BBQ beans, mac and cheese, and corn soufflé.  http://instagr.am/p/F9YGX/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 20:37:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"82185166751141888","full_text":"Pork.  http://instagr.am/p/F9HBs/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 20:24:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"82181855834681344","full_text":"Chicken.  http://instagr.am/p/F9EMf/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 18 19:06:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"82162283446419456","full_text":"This year-old raw milk cheddar from Nature's Harmony Farm is amazing.  http://instagr.am/p/F8zB1/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 20:54:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"81826988280651776","full_text":"\"I don't know if you designed the whole system. It's really nice - easy to use, easy to see, easy to change. Wish all forms were this easy!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 19:31:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"81806205781147648","full_text":"mailgun.net provides programable mail servers. Suddenly several pie in the sky items on my to-do list just got easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 17:25:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"81774596667355136","full_text":"<a href=\"http://dearphotograph.com\">http://dearphotograph.com</a> So, so good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 16:41:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"81763429978873856","full_text":"Cooking BBQ tomorrow, so I'm trying a new BBQ place today. Always need to be sure mine's th  @ Dawg Gone Good Bbq http://instagr.am/p/F4P0h/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 15:44:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"81749039204417536","full_text":"Thanks, bank. I'll \"contact Customer Service at\" right away. http://skit.ch/btrm *shakes head*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 00:44:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"81522628791250944","full_text":"Farmageddon was a critic's pick and got 3 of 4 stars in the Washington Post. There will be an Athens screening in July. <a href=\"http://www.washingtonpost.com/gog/movies/farmageddon,1209614/critic-review.html\">http://www.washingtonpost.com/gog/movies/farmageddon,1209614/critic-review.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 00:33:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"81519908759928832","full_text":"There have been times that I've been thirsty enough to drink out of a hole in the back of a snake that is eating  http://instagr.am/p/F1_mK/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 17 00:29:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"81518693351297024","full_text":"Sculpture, metal and bone.  http://instagr.am/p/F1-5G/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 16 18:45:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"81432150217461761","full_text":"\"Browncoats Redemtion\" has arrived. There will be a showing, TBA.  http://instagr.am/p/F1GJV/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 16 16:28:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"81397790365851648","full_text":"The only downside to the #AEA conference? No farm cart.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/F0v0x/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 16 15:56:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"81389659913068544","full_text":"Lovers, not fighters. <a href=\"http://mlkshk.com/p/3HJY\">http://mlkshk.com/p/3HJY</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 22:55:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"81132666057015296","full_text":"The sky got suddenly black, except for all the lightning, so I pulled over for dinner at the Chinese Philly Cheesesteak Bistro. I know!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 21:54:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"81117404784107520","full_text":"It's taken me an hour now to drive 0.73 miles. This is crazy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 06 01:55:44 +0000 2021","id_str":"1346636536796884992","full_text":"😮 <a href=\"https://twitter.com/unikunka/status/1346602536904523777\">https://twitter.com/unikunka/status/1346602536904523777</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 13:02:04 +0000 2021","id_str":"1346441836869648386","full_text":"It’s been shocking to see how fast and vicious mob justice was applied on someone I knew was not even remotely what the mob made him out to be. John — “Bean Dad” — understands how he sparked it and has grown from it. Hopefully others will too. <br><br><a href=\"http://www.johnroderick.com/an-apology\">http://www.johnroderick.com/an-apology</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 15:39:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"81023005492396032","full_text":"Usability problems come in many forms. An example: these twist-to-close pens on the tables are unusable by lefties. #AEA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 13:02:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"80983618872295426","full_text":"Amused as people match real-life me with my Twitter avatar. I am the man of many faces. Or, more accurately, the man of many facial hairs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 11:50:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"80965377642856448","full_text":"Reactions to locallygrown: a) \"Sounds great!\" b) \"Seen it. Looks great!\" c) \"I'm a regular customer. It is great!\" Tickled how many were c.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 11:24:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"80958952271122432","full_text":"Woke at 4am, read about mail servers for a good hour, sketched out some design ideas, then back to bed for a nap before the last conf day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 03:04:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"80833097775587328","full_text":"I don't think I can over emphasize how great it was to meet people I've admired and only known through the web for the last 15 years. #AEA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 01:47:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"80813693360799744","full_text":"OH: \"My girl's name is Abigail. She's named after a dental hygienist.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 00:24:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"80792650642493440","full_text":"I'll admit: it'd've been smarter if I had dinner *before* the gin, but what's done is done.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 15 00:11:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"80789545888661504","full_text":"I swear to god, we just had a Sméagol-off.  #AEA http://instagr.am/p/FvSR8/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 20:51:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"80739036431515648","full_text":"I replaced my personal landing page with an about.me page while they were in beta. It's great. http://www.ericwagoner.com #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 20:37:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"80735703943741440","full_text":"equanimity/ˌēkwəˈnimitē/ Noun: Mental calmness, composure, and evenness of temper, esp. in a difficult situations /via @steyblind","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 18:04:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"80697063578402816","full_text":"Bacon Ipsum: a meatier lorem ipsum generator <a href=\"http://baconipsum.com/\">http://baconipsum.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 16:12:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"80669002266976257","full_text":"Today, locallygrown.net will sign up its 30,000th customer. Locally grown food is getting onto plates, one home at a time.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 15:47:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"80662760924512256","full_text":"Fellow Athenian @aarron is hitting it out of the park with his \"Ideas to Interface\" presentation. #AEA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 15:25:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"80657219955339265","full_text":"Coffee break in the garden. #AEA http://instagr.am/p/Ft-UB/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 14:13:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"80639064876924928","full_text":"Guy 1: \"You know, your coffee smells pretty good.\"<br>Guy 2: \"Oh, good. I'm glad you're not revolted.\"<br><br>We're so civilized here. #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 13:39:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"80630540717400064","full_text":"I have taken courses in quantum mechanics taught by a physicist who worked on the Manhattan Project. CSS is not that dissimilar. #aea","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 13:02:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"80621016136683520","full_text":"Eric Meyer speaking now on CSS. This is akin to attending a lecture on painting given by da Vinci.  #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 04:48:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"80496740427505664","full_text":"Ok, ok. Five hours.  #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 04:02:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"80485195144376320","full_text":"Nestled all snug back in my room. Going to get a good six hours of sleep tonight, so I'll be at my absolute best for tomorrow!  #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 14 02:23:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"80460216537329664","full_text":"Physics degree, six martinis. When it comes to pool they're pretty equivalent. (Thanks, MediaTemple!) #AEA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 21:21:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"80384440311889920","full_text":"A slick browser-based alternative to Hype (http://tumultco.com/hype/) for creating CSS3 animations: Animatable http://animatable.com/ #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 20:41:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"80374179504988160","full_text":"Learning how this awesome bit of mind-blowing css animation was made. <a href=\"http://animatable.com/demos/madmanimation/\">http://animatable.com/demos/madmanimation/</a> #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 20:33:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"80372284598140928","full_text":"Sad balloons.  http://instagr.am/p/Frbt7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 19:21:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"80354095650717696","full_text":"Similar diary to @beep's great-grandfather, transcribed to Twitter: @genny_spencer #aea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 19:03:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"80349571607302144","full_text":"Such an inspirational and genuinely useful presentation from @lukew about designing for the mobile web. I've much work ahead of me. #aea","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 17:26:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"80325265414295552","full_text":"Getting some athletics in during the lunch break. #aea  http://instagr.am/p/Fq91E/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 16:20:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"80308619438067712","full_text":"\"This is what the web feels like to me now.\" #aea  http://instagr.am/p/FqzGG/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 15:30:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"80296041840250880","full_text":"So many Macs. #aea  http://instagr.am/p/Fqq3_/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 13:52:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"80271420722126848","full_text":"To Get His Job (at an Atlanta farmers market), He Just Worked Until Somebody Noticed <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/13/us/13jobsatlanta.html?_r=1\">http://www.nytimes.com/2011/06/13/us/13jobsatlanta.html?_r=1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 13:42:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"80268911433613312","full_text":"Holistic web development? Try being a one-person software company.  Coding, design, sysadmin, support, accounting. #aea","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 13:22:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"80263719753486336","full_text":"I was Blogger's second non-internal user. #imancientininternetyears #aea","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 13:16:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"80262219304140800","full_text":"For the three followers of mine who might care, you can follow along with An Event Apart at <a href=\"http://www.afeedapart.com\">http://www.afeedapart.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 12:27:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"80249998050197504","full_text":"The doors to the bathrooms open to a foyer & a door to an antechamber which opened to a room w/ sinks & then another room w/ stalls. #fancy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 12:18:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"80247771952721921","full_text":"Formal gardens around a croquet pitch. #classy #aea  http://instagr.am/p/FqM47/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 11:13:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"80231198697332736","full_text":"I'm the only one eating breakfast in a dining room set up for a couple hundred people. Just like Howard Hughes. #AEA","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 13 03:05:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"80108567943847936","full_text":"New filings on my behalf from the FTCLDF in the raw milk case: http://bit.ly/jip5kr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 23:31:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"80054564396613632","full_text":"Finally worked up the gumption to chat with folks, & it was someone from Alaska who had recommended my site to some farmers there. #shy #AEA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 23:08:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"80048977860505600","full_text":"TypeKit is nice, but not something I could easily resell as a service. WebInk, though, is both. I like it. #AEA","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 22:01:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"80032006024597504","full_text":"Zeldman looks nothing like I expected, but then I realized that I still associate him with a 25 pixel orange icon from 1999 or so. #AEA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 21:02:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"80017190044188672","full_text":"The hotel lobby bar specializes in cognac. #aea http://instagr.am/p/Fn_A2/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 19:00:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"79986360840232960","full_text":"Certainly doesn't look like I'm in the middle of the city.   @ InterContinental Buckhead Atlanta http://instagr.am/p/Fnmed/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 18:18:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"79975917455282176","full_text":"Parked the car and am taking the train into the city for me four day stay. It's kinda fun. I'm such a yokel.  http://instagr.am/p/FneG5/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 16:21:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"79946338845990912","full_text":"Oh, joy! The first BLT of the year. It's one of the holy days of the locavore liturgical calendar.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 15:44:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"79937190142017536","full_text":"OH: \"Are you home? I've got some awesome tuba music for you.\"<br><br>Yeah, ok, fine. I'm the one who said it. But it really is awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 12 02:50:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"79742252171276288","full_text":"Packing for An Event Apart. It'll be like a four day field trip to awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 11 23:51:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"79697312791789569","full_text":"Even salmon tastes better when you've met the person who caught it.  http://instagr.am/p/FkUe-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 11 23:38:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"79693991142113280","full_text":"Heirloom tomatoes get all the press, but I love heirloom potato season.  http://instagr.am/p/FkSCa/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 11 15:59:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"79578607546155008","full_text":"Even though August came in May this year, the garden's looking pretty good.  http://instagr.am/p/Fi2Kl/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 11 02:10:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"79369893769785345","full_text":"Steamed Eggs & Squash. One of my favorite uses for squash. http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes/198 http://instagr.am/p/FgsGV/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 11 00:59:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"79352055080300544","full_text":"The massive Arizona fire is about to cross into New Mexico and the Gila National Forest, one of my favorite places.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 11 00:43:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"79348101185413120","full_text":"Woe unto little girls who think they can outwit their parents & get away w/ things they know are wrong. Shocked it took her 7 years to try.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 22:27:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"79313674090713088","full_text":"It's too hot for hair. http://twitpic.com/59qdbm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 17:06:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"79232873315581952","full_text":"I don't understand why some people think it's ok to loudly chomp a wad of gum. Especially someone giving haircuts. Gah! Get out of my ears!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 15:55:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"79214991844188160","full_text":"Beef burger with fontina, sliced chicken terrine, chicken liver mousse, egg, and greens.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/FfHST/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 15:32:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"79209447834124288","full_text":"As I walked up to the Farm Cart, the cook says, \"I've been thinking about what I'm going to make for you today.\" Always a good sign.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 12:42:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"79166470172573696","full_text":"A farmer I know in Vermont with about 50 maple trees is sending me six quarts of the dark stuff. Mmmmm! I may drink it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 03:17:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"79024476007833601","full_text":"The back of my box truck opened up, for maybe 15 miles. My market cash box ($5k), MacBook Pro, 3 iPads, 7 iPods touch just sitting there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 03:02:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"79020531109724160","full_text":"Only dumb luck kept me from losing $10,000 tonight. That would've sucked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 01:40:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"79000035500625920","full_text":"Plans for late night shopping dashed when the 24/7 supermarket decided to close overnight for floor cleaning. Bah!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 10 00:30:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"78982344639389696","full_text":"A 200lb giant octopus cake. It's amazing. http://thetripatorium.com/pictures/detail/giant_octopus_cake","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 09 15:08:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"78840980710752257","full_text":"Dammit Pronger! <a href=\"http://www.etsy.com/listing/74403706/dammit-pronger-original-cross-stitch\">http://www.etsy.com/listing/74403706/dammit-pronger-original-cross-stitch</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 09 00:58:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"78627078139944960","full_text":"Huh! Juniper just pointed to and called out all the letters on my shirt. She got them all wrong, but still... maybe Viv was on to something.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 09 00:02:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"78612810371825664","full_text":"Creamed pearl onions and peas, all local. A rare treat! http://instagr.am/p/FaB7w/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 08 02:31:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"78287983941398528","full_text":"At work at 10:30 at night. Checked in on Foursquare and unlocked the \"crunked\" badge. That's flippin' crunked, all right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 16:13:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"78132445836353536","full_text":"These tacos taste even better than they look.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/FV8ar/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 15:08:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"78116121915564032","full_text":"Just looked at my gallery of Facebook profile pictures, and yeah, I'm a one man freak show.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 14:40:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"78109109018296320","full_text":"The list of known issues in the iOS 5 beta looks pretty scary. Anyone wish they hadn't installed it already?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 14:17:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"78103203039805441","full_text":"via: @meghan_e: Paper vs. Rock, a short treatise <a href=\"http://bit.ly/ebYGkt\">http://bit.ly/ebYGkt</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 14:04:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"78100006225190912","full_text":"Spending four days in Atlanta next week for An Event Apart (\"The design conference for people who make websites\"). Must say... I'm excited.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 13:12:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"78087031946878977","full_text":"Judge is back in town, so you can't enter the post office without proving your identity again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 12:32:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"78076858041778176","full_text":"Yay! \"Setting up my items for market Saturday afternoon was, with out a doubt, the most enjoyable experience I’ve ever had on a computer.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 07 02:51:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"77930543295102976","full_text":"I went into Viv's bedroom and did a little dance to the cartoon music she was watching. Her response: \"OK, now that's freaking me out.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 06 00:51:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"77538113563537408","full_text":"OMG RT @athensgaweather Wow. Actual footage of the Joplin EF5 tornado and aftermath. Fantastic footage. http://is.gd/Kw2t8I","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 05 23:56:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"77524154898841600","full_text":"Nice light dinner tonight.  http://instagr.am/p/FQ1aY/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 05 15:43:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"77400249810956288","full_text":"Wild child.  http://instagr.am/p/FPaTD/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 05 15:11:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"77392124668162048","full_text":"A group of us are at Blue Moon Farm in Madison County for the June \"Farmer for a Day\" event. http://twitpic.com/57elaf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 05 15:02:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"77389758455742464","full_text":"Harvesting coriander.  http://instagr.am/p/FPS54/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 05 07:12:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"77271465715712000","full_text":"Awoken by vivid tornado dream. Don't know if i survived  Was flying through the air and the final impact woke me up. So... probably not.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 04 00:26:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"76806905800036353","full_text":"Box-o-wine, a painting.  http://instagr.am/p/FJHbA/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 03 23:35:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"76794113781006336","full_text":"Bizzaro genius baby is preparing to cook us dinner.  http://instagr.am/p/FI_Lw/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 03 22:25:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"76776507405631488","full_text":"\"I'm helping Juniper because she's having trouble with spelling.\" Ok, Viv. Wait, what?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 03 21:09:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"76757316220878848","full_text":"Surprise severe thunderstorm warning is a surprise.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 03 20:15:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"76743800239833088","full_text":"It's 'que.  http://instagr.am/p/FIg6j/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 03 17:12:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"76697683091406848","full_text":"Working at home today, which means I can properly smoke a big hunk of pork.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 03 14:43:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"76660374564376576","full_text":"I'm confused. Is this gaudy blanket threatening us? http://instagr.am/p/FHs6X/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 03 02:02:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"76468663741460480","full_text":"I'm going to trust them on this one.  http://instagr.am/p/FGNhr/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 02 22:24:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"76413987864059904","full_text":"Mural  @ Ben's Bikes http://instagr.am/p/FFuZS/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 02 16:52:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"76330389374894080","full_text":"This was delicious.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/FE_xJ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 02 14:11:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"76289870963818496","full_text":"I don't know why exactly, but nothing makes me laugh like a Damn You Autocorrect best-of list. Here's one about moms: <a href=\"http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8302/happy-mothers-day-top-10-mom-related-autocorrect-fails/\">http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8302/happy-mothers-day-top-10-mom-related-autocorrect-fails/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 14:24:50 +0000 2020","id_str":"1330155212837974020","full_text":"<a href=\"https://twitter.com/yoruba_dev/status/1328987589391622151\">https://twitter.com/yoruba_dev/status/1328987589391622151</a> <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1330155212837974020-EnWpE_YXIAEFDNz.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1330155212837974020-EnWpE_YXIAEFDNz.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 23:41:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"76070800796565504","full_text":"Anxious for @nika7k...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 21:54:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"76044019075002368","full_text":"No, thank you. http://twitpic.com/55m0os","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 21:44:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"76041347995418624","full_text":"Just bought my first DragonCon badge, after living in Georgia for 14 years. It's madness that I waited so long, I know.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 21:18:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"76034991372517376","full_text":"The Smithsonian asks, \"Who had the best Civil War facial hair?\" <a href=\"http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/Who-Had-the-Best-Civil-War-Facial-Hair.html\">http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history-archaeology/Who-Had-the-Best-Civil-War-Facial-Hair.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 18:31:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"75992941755248641","full_text":"\"Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds.  Goodbye, wondrous femininity!\" --Pompeii <a href=\"http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient_Sources.htm#IG\">http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient_Sources.htm#IG</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 17:52:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"75983041876598784","full_text":"OH: \"OMG. I just spent 20 minutes signing up to take the GED. I was intending to sign up for the GRE. This does not bode well.\"","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 17:33:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"75978335687155712","full_text":"El Azteca http://instagr.am/p/FCNPz/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 16:21:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"75960117077618688","full_text":"The answer to the question \"Pulled pork, house-cured hotdog, or cheeseburger?\" is \"Yes, please!\"  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/FCDd8/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 16:13:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"75958085339975680","full_text":"My little hidden lunch sanctuary in the middle of downtown Athens.  http://instagr.am/p/FCCkW/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 16:01:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"75955053604773888","full_text":"The view out my new office window. I *cannot* wait to move my treadmill in here.  http://instagr.am/p/FCBCB/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 14:56:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"75938719567331328","full_text":"The AJC has a great article today remembering Liam Rattray, killed Monday by a drunk driver: <a href=\"http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/man-dies-after-being-962498.html\">http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/man-dies-after-being-962498.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 01 00:49:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"75725582041747457","full_text":"\"I'll get mother. She'll know what to do.\" I swear, I'm raising the most formal reptile ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 31 20:44:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"75664022313246720","full_text":"A drunk driver took one of Georgia's young energetic voices for sustainable agriculture last night: <a href=\"http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/man-dies-after-being-962498.html\">http://www.ajc.com/news/atlanta/man-dies-after-being-962498.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 31 16:39:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"75602234284580864","full_text":"It's really no wonder I'm raising a little carnivore, though I swear she chose that path on her own.  http://instagr.am/p/E_Vab/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 31 16:36:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"75601537644244993","full_text":"Saturn & the star Porrima are putting on a good show. Saturn is getting close, will nearly kiss in two weeks, then will reverse & run away.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 31 15:29:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"75584772155514880","full_text":"I'm using Ruby to read some XML and dynamically output some JavaScript. I bet this would be a lot easier if I were any good at any of them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 31 13:52:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"75560344214450176","full_text":"I've got hard work to do, so I went to my thinking chair to think, think, think.   @ 1000 Faces Coffee http://instagr.am/p/E--a5/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 31 03:51:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"75408965495832576","full_text":"If I had a farm-to-table restaurant, this would be the star of my dessert menu right now and people would come fo http://instagr.am/p/E97xE/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 30 22:27:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"75327604210671616","full_text":"It's not too hot to harvest salad, but it won't last much longer. (three lettuces, peas, spinach, chard, radishes http://instagr.am/p/E9Vjv/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 30 18:36:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"75269264411607040","full_text":"Remembering those who died for our freedoms, filing affidavits protesting gov agents who came to my home & destroyed legally purchased milk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 30 17:45:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"75256437420457984","full_text":"I love working in a town where I can have small talk with a Top Chef Master at a coffee shop. Athens is the best.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun May 29 22:15:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"74962202003640321","full_text":"Items found inside a nice discarded Bible discovered while cleaning trash on our property in April, 2002: <a href=\"http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents\">http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog/archives/2002/04/25/bible-contents</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun May 29 18:37:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"74907153969848320","full_text":"New tumblr of short summaries of acquired knowledge. Freely shared. Mostly correct. <a href=\"http://pollanisms.tumblr.com/\">http://pollanisms.tumblr.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 29 16:58:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"74882387888185344","full_text":"Sugar turning into alcohol. http://yfrog.us/nn9t3z","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 29 16:00:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"74867687410503680","full_text":"Waffles with berries and bourbon maple syrup. Two pints of berries to go.  http://instagr.am/p/E5GT3/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 29 02:13:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"74659519510228992","full_text":"I'm thinking slices of toasted zucchini bread topped with sliced strawberries and whipped cream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 29 00:00:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"74626160444719104","full_text":"Potatoes, onions, & garlic are now available at my farmers market, and I'm celebration by eating potatoes, onions http://instagr.am/p/E22Rb/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 28 21:17:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"74585167796252672","full_text":"I found Spore disappointing, but for a kid into evolutionary biology, it's perfect.  http://instagr.am/p/E2azH/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 28 21:02:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"74581316594700288","full_text":"Nap time.  http://instagr.am/p/E2YTr/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 28 20:41:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"74576112256172032","full_text":"I moved the strawberry mead into my glass fermenter.  http://instagr.am/p/E2Uo0/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 28 16:16:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"74509424475127808","full_text":"I'm down to my last three pints of strawberries for the year.  http://instagr.am/p/E1mA6/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 27 22:06:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"74234964119527424","full_text":"A knobby stump.  http://instagr.am/p/EzKv-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 27 21:50:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"74231045377114112","full_text":"The Valencian: vanilla rum, Irish cream, coffee, and orange.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/EzImH/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 27 17:56:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"74172067452428288","full_text":"A two tier carrot cake from the best bakery in town & a stack of plates are on the conference table. Why? Best not to question these things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 27 16:25:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"74149199507243008","full_text":"Beautiful tacos on the Farm Cart special board today.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/EycD6/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri May 27 15:23:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"74133694029369348","full_text":"Awesome photos and captions of the Vancouver Canucks' Raffi Torres. He photo bombs his own photos. <a href=\"http://vansunsportsblogs.com/2011/05/20/15-photos-of-raffi-torres/\">http://vansunsportsblogs.com/2011/05/20/15-photos-of-raffi-torres/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 26 16:58:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"73795270298710016","full_text":"I misplaced my moustache comb. #oldworldproblems","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu May 26 16:14:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"73784071632850944","full_text":"My main meal for today.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/EvuLR/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 25 03:24:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"73227834428108800","full_text":"I gave my favorite bartender a pint of my olives. He's going to invent a cocktail that suits them. Can't wait to try it!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 25 02:17:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"73211095875203072","full_text":"The Food Jammers are adding a deep fry station to their apartment, using a car hood as an exhaust hood. Looks up to code to me.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 25 00:51:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"73189296542203905","full_text":"They're framing my window. In a few months you'll be able to see me up there, walking at my treadmill desk. http://instagr.am/p/ErmQK/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 25 00:19:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"73181450568089600","full_text":"Viv and I have started our first real \"big kid's book\": Dragon's Egg by Sarah Thompson.  http://instagr.am/p/EriPC/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 24 21:57:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"73145589906423808","full_text":"Live video streaming from tornado chaser's vehicles means one can watch people's homes destroyed in real time & follow along on google maps.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue May 24 16:44:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"73066732553641984","full_text":"Homebrew store sold me several packs of dead yeast & doesn't open again until Wednesday. Lesson: don't start brewing projects on a weekend.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 24 14:00:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"73025514725580800","full_text":"My hands-down favorite Whiskerino participant lost much in Joplin, and needs help. <a href=\"http://whiskerino.tumblr.com/post/5799958709/remember-9schwander-from-whiskerino-he-was-always\">http://whiskerino.tumblr.com/post/5799958709/remember-9schwander-from-whiskerino-he-was-always</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 24 13:47:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"73022301821612032","full_text":"Yesterday's #moustachemay site theme was \"Caption this\". My fave: \"Soon, I will have eaten lima beans in every state\" <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/5239/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/5239/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 23 20:04:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"72754808922177536","full_text":"This Vibram FiveFingers site is worth turning off FlashBlock for. Oh, my! <a href=\"http://www.youarethetechnology.com/\">http://www.youarethetechnology.com/</a> (Maybe nsfw: lots of skin!)","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 23 18:03:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"72724277429936128","full_text":"Storm photos up at The Big Picture. The last one: Katrina evacuees hugging their dog in front of their ruined home. <a href=\"http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/05/deadly_tornados_strike_again.html\">http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/05/deadly_tornados_strike_again.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 23 13:36:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"72657056309583872","full_text":"When someone last night said 75% of Joplin was gone, I thought it an exaggeration. This 'copter footage shows otherwise: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3COQ6gv-8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rv3COQ6gv-8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 23 13:24:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"72654205466312704","full_text":"This Joplin tornado recording made by people huddled in a gas station may be the most terrifying thing I've ever heard. <a href=\"http://youtu.be/cQnvxJZucds\">http://youtu.be/cQnvxJZucds</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Mon May 23 01:43:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"72477625058197504","full_text":"Honey & sesame glazed salmon, quick pickled beets, and rice.  http://instagr.am/p/EmlRz/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 22 21:34:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"72414982788227072","full_text":"Hold on... the main character is not married, has a day job, and lots of plastic surgery. Yet she's a \"real house wife\"? I'm confused.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 22 04:22:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"72155227318517760","full_text":"Site maintenance took my market down for six minutes. Hate when that happens, but glad I know enough to minimize downtime when it does.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 22 03:07:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"72136558286868480","full_text":"Finally, yeast and water. That's it! In October, we'll be drinking mead.  http://instagr.am/p/Ejd8K/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 22 02:51:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"72132550423871489","full_text":"Next comes a gallon of honey I collected from my hive last September. I've never made mead from my own honey befo http://instagr.am/p/EjbK7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 22 02:38:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"72129095324024832","full_text":"A gallon of strawberries in a five gallon bucket. The first step to brewing strawberry mead.  http://instagr.am/p/EjY3a/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 22 02:01:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"72119754999083009","full_text":"I just packed twelve quarts and five pints of home cured brined black olives. They're amazing.  http://instagr.am/p/EjSsI/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat May 21 23:36:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"72083459719446529","full_text":"Green grow the rushes, ho! Also, some other stuff. #moustachemay <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4955/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4955/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 21 23:29:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"72081632961630208","full_text":"Now they both have swings! http://instagr.am/p/Ei6I3/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 21 16:21:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"71973936652500993","full_text":"Viv: \"Old MacDonald had a farm / E-I-E-I-O / And on that farm he had a castle / E-I-E-I-O / With a majesty here and a majesty there ...\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 21 01:28:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"71749183446589440","full_text":"\"In support of the many small farmers eager to produce, she founded a non-profit that lets locals shop online\" http://is.gd/n1GrP2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 22:55:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"71710562169524224","full_text":"Viv got an unusual award on the last day of school.  http://instagr.am/p/EfgPb/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 20:57:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"71681089529327616","full_text":"The Baltic  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/EfRCY/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 19:28:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"71658676586418177","full_text":"Neighborhood garden, Pope & Hancock Streets, Athens http://instagr.am/p/EfFpI/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 19:23:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"71657195921612800","full_text":"I have a gallon of strawberries from my market, a gallon of honey from my bees, and yeast. Tomorrow, I make mead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 19:18:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"71656008648368128","full_text":"Mural in progress, one day later http://instagr.am/p/EfERh/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 17:25:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"71627731200258048","full_text":"\"Video budget: $5,000. Good luck on the video guys, don't blow it.\" <a href=\"http://youtu.be/-q8DppYVEL8\">http://youtu.be/-q8DppYVEL8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 17:15:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"71625203087716352","full_text":"The Baltic: Vanilla Bean Rum, Chai Tea, Chocolate Bitters, Mocha Stout Reduction, Luxardo Maraschino, Orange Zest. Now at Highwire Lounge.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 16:44:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"71617261085003779","full_text":"Yes. Yes I can has cheezburger.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/EewXr/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 16:42:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"71616867223080961","full_text":"It's meme day over at #mousetachemay. I can has cheezburger? http://is.gd/mZFQ7N","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 15:46:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"71602751364284416","full_text":"Gene Logsdon's Organic Garden and Small Farm Skills – Hoemanship: <a href=\"http://thecontraryfarmer.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/organic-garden-and-small-farm-skills-hoemanship\">http://thecontraryfarmer.wordpress.com/2008/05/20/organic-garden-and-small-farm-skills-hoemanship</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 15:08:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"71593109720535061","full_text":"I missed TMBG's version of \"You Are Old, Father William\" last year. It's in their latest podcast (for free!), and is great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 14:49:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"71588444752707584","full_text":"Yeah, that's impressive and all, but a real kung fu master would have caught it with chopsticks. <a href=\"http://i.imgur.com/47hm2.gif\">http://i.imgur.com/47hm2.gif</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 13:17:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"71565093493682176","full_text":"\"The lion's mane jellyfish lives in the ocean and can apparently devour cities whole. COMPLETELY CHANGES THE GAME.\" <a href=\"http://deadspin.com/5794426/holy-shit-monster-jellyfish\">http://deadspin.com/5794426/holy-shit-monster-jellyfish</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 11:43:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"71541513867370496","full_text":"Good morning, pea.  http://instagr.am/p/EeKQn/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 20 00:16:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"71368649637765120","full_text":"Mural in progress http://instagr.am/p/EdBTz/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 19 18:22:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"71279468441911296","full_text":"Modern pressure cookers are generally safe, but you still occasionally can lose a leg. <a href=\"http://www.local10.com/news/27950778/detail.html\">http://www.local10.com/news/27950778/detail.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed May 18 23:20:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"70992128054001664","full_text":"For @tunawalrus: http://mlkshk.com/p/2EVR","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 18 21:18:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"70961411089629184","full_text":"I'm not at all surprised that a former classmate has an entire subdomain devoted to him at pissedconsumer.com.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 18 21:06:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"70958585177309184","full_text":"FDA court filings say I voluntarily dumped all that raw milk. Funny, didn't feel voluntarily when agents with badges ordered me to dump it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 18 14:05:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"70852592607039488","full_text":"The federal marshals weren't at the post office this morning, so I was able to peacefully check my mailbox again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 11 14:21:24 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579839586708389888","full_text":"When writing my ketamine prescription my doctor sort of tongue in cheek told me not to sign any financial documents after dosing. <br><br>So yesterday we closed on a HELOC to pay for some major house repairs. Got everything signed a solid 13 minutes before my ketamine therapy started.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 20:53:13 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579575804031545345","full_text":"Losing my sense of physical self was interesting (and kinda nice). The neatest thing was without physical cues, time also was meaningless. There’s a ninety minute block that feels like it was no time and all time, and that’s fascinating.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 20:50:42 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579575170611941376","full_text":"My first session was 300mg, and it felt like my body dissolved away but my consciousness was still distinct. Coming out was very similar to coming out of general anesthesia after surgery.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 01:50:43 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579288282927575040","full_text":"And I’m not gonna lie… I’m looking forward to the ride. I’ve never had experiences anything like what is described. Here’s to seeing the other side!<br><br>4/4","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 01:49:26 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579287960138436608","full_text":"In this state, you remain aware of who you are, but it’s like watching yourself from the outside. In the second possible state, you lose complete sense of self and can feel as though you’ve joined the collective unconscious or a sacred unity with nature or the universe.<br><br>3/4","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 01:48:54 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579287829263179776","full_text":"First, it can cause a loss of identity &amp; provoke feelings similar to a near-death experience: as though you are experiencing either physical or mental death, relive your life through a narrative of memories, &amp; become more aware of how your actions have affected others.<br><br>2/4","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 10 01:47:27 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579287460580057090","full_text":"I’m starting ketamine therapy tomorrow. During these sessions, I can be taking upwards of 600mg of the stuff, and here’s what one guide says about doses above 150mg: <br><br>1/4","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 09 19:53:15 +0000 2022","id_str":"1579198324712042496","full_text":"Just finished a months-long revisit to the Dragon Age series, playing through all three games start to finish. I’d love another one. It’s a tight race between this, Elder Scrolls, and Fallout, but I think DA wins best game series for me. The storytelling is exquisite.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 19:05:36 +0000 2020","id_str":"1324790052866707458","full_text":"Wanna work where I work? From the comfort of your own home? You can! We've got openings: <a href=\"https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/1324457891118678016\">https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/1324457891118678016</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 16:27:55 +0000 2020","id_str":"1324750370959142913","full_text":"<div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1324750370959142913-EmJ1bh-XIAMBXBK.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1324750370959142913-EmJ1bh-XIAMBXBK.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"9","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed May 18 13:37:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"70845584361263104","full_text":"\"Not even Batu knew what the zombies were up to... They were just another thing you had to deal with in retail.\" <a href=\"http://kellylink.net/magic-for-beginners/magic-for-beginners-sample-stories/the-hortlak\">http://kellylink.net/magic-for-beginners/magic-for-beginners-sample-stories/the-hortlak</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 18 02:23:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"70675741523714048","full_text":"Baking some chocolate chip cookies for Viv's \"last day of school\" party tomorrow.  http://instagr.am/p/EYXku/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 17 22:49:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"70621989580177409","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: Music. <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4158/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4158/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 17 13:30:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"70481408958808064","full_text":"My moustache isn't long enough to do this bit of awesomeness: <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/grapes/4071/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/grapes/4071/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 17 00:29:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"70284886510010368","full_text":"Created to address stereotypes women face in cycling, pegged as mechanically savvy but asexual, or cute but inept: http://thoughtyouknew.us","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 22:44:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"70258461203640320","full_text":"Fruit leather.  http://instagr.am/p/EVhNP/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 19:42:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"70212602785050625","full_text":"Homemade Twix candy bars. <a href=\"http://www.instructables.com/id/Homemade-Twix-Candy-Bar-Recipe/\">http://www.instructables.com/id/Homemade-Twix-Candy-Bar-Recipe/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 17:14:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"70175184480509952","full_text":"I used to take upright bass lessons from Tom Wait's bassist. I was probably his least successful musical project.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 16:45:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"70168103878787072","full_text":"An elderly African-American man talked to me on the sidewalk, said we're all enslaved & it's best to just follow rules, whatever they are.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 16:21:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"70162080136822785","full_text":"Any lawyers following me who can help me buy stamps and check my PO Box without having to show my papers?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 16:20:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"70161741744582730","full_text":"How can I be denied entry into the lobby of a post office without photo ID?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 16:19:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"70161512697827329","full_text":"To *enter* the post office in downtown Athens, US Marshals are demanding photo ID. I refused, can't buy stamps. http://twitpic.com/4yi8vb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"6"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 03:58:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"69974958977204224","full_text":"The dehydrator's going, and I can already tell I'll be dreaming tonight of my grandma Ruby's strawberry rhubarb pie. Which is fine by me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 03:06:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"69961978050904064","full_text":"It's 11pm on a Sunday night, and I'm standing in my kitchen in medieval clothes, slicing strawberries and rhubarb, and living the dream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 16 01:01:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"69930542774226944","full_text":"My moustache and I went to the RenFair. #moustachemay <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/3756/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/3756/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 23:13:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"69903339273453569","full_text":"My new pants.  http://instagr.am/p/ETNZS/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 11:26:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"69725440071303168","full_text":"I'm *that guy* at the RenFair. http://instagr.am/p/ERrJy/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 03:12:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"69601003900637185","full_text":"You know, I already have more than enough jam. I think I'll make strawberry-rhubarb leather instead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 02:52:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"69596001874345984","full_text":"Going to the RenFair tomorrow. It's pipe & drum day, but alas I have yet to get me a kilt. I'll just be wearing my regular period garb.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 02:33:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"69591127820484608","full_text":"I don't have 13 cups of sugar in the house? That complicates things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 02:20:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"69587842287935489","full_text":"10:30 on a Saturday night... perfect time to make a few batches of strawberry-rhubarb jam.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 01:11:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"69570472488091648","full_text":"Crab cakes are done! http://instagr.am/p/EQZUj/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 00:48:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"69564825105203200","full_text":"That looks about right.  http://instagr.am/p/EQWII/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 00:39:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"69562460876709889","full_text":"Not quite crab cakes.  http://instagr.am/p/EQUwi/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 15 00:26:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"69559132310618113","full_text":"Sweet spring onions and a carrot, about to make their way into crab cakes.  http://instagr.am/p/EQS2D/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 14 21:13:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"69510730340245504","full_text":"By gum, I think I'll have a good garden this year.  http://instagr.am/p/EP32o/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 14 19:28:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"69484318438862848","full_text":"Only had about 15 minutes of gardening left to do, but then the skies opened up. Big fat hard drops. Time for inside chores!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 14 16:54:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"69445538705178625","full_text":"Yesterday, Viv's teacher said that she's a character. I replied, \"Many characters\" and the teacher laughed and said \"that's the truth\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 14 01:37:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"69214805420027905","full_text":"You are likely to be eaten by a grue. (Today's the one day at #moustachemay people can photoshop. I'm no good at that.) <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/3325/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/3325/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 14 00:35:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"69199147529551872","full_text":"Today a PRI host starred a jokey tweet I made that crossed over a hall of fame baseball manager & an arthouse film legend. I'm done here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 13 21:48:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"69157146771726336","full_text":"It's nice to have water again. And even better, it's nice to have water *pressure* again. We'd been living with a trickle for over a year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 13 20:14:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"69133359552528384","full_text":"I asked Viv what she wanted for dinner. She answered, \"Viking skin is very nutritious. Also, a big chunk of ham.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri May 13 15:51:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"69067177629724672","full_text":"\"Food Jammers\" on the Cooking Channel: What happens when you give stoners with a junkyard tool shop their own cooking show.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 13 15:40:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"69064475713605632","full_text":"For Amy T.: My work-at-home locavore lunch.  http://instagr.am/p/EMXOG/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 13 14:47:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"69051215094353920","full_text":"Repairs to our well and plumbing: a bit over $1000. It'll be worth it to have a functioning water system again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 13 13:04:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"69025199105904641","full_text":"Spam I got: \"Hello. I'm Marya. Im the kind girl. I do not have man's heat. I want to find second half for family creation.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 12 17:03:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"68722864597110785","full_text":"I knew those outfits looked familiar! RT @gjcharlet: I'm just saying. <a href=\"http://mlkshk.com/p/26MW\">http://mlkshk.com/p/26MW</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 12 16:24:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"68713182604169216","full_text":"House-cured salami. Yes, on a burger.  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/EKHh7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 11 17:02:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"68360320632111104","full_text":"They're pouring the ceiling to my office. In a few months, my daily view will be out that window.  http://instagr.am/p/EIBHT/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 11 13:52:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"68312513669894144","full_text":"If listening to full-cast audio productions isn't your thing, here's the text to Boojum. <a href=\"http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/geekdad/files/boojum.pdf\">http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/geekdad/files/boojum.pdf</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 11 13:51:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"68312321088421889","full_text":"\"'Make it quick Vinnie, okay?' said Black Alice & walked into her leviathan’s maw.\" Boojum (Bear & Monette) is so good. <a href=\"http://web.me.com/normsherman/Site/Podcast/Entries/2011/4/8_Drabblecast_202-__Boojum%3A_Part_1_by_Elizabeth_Bear_and_Sarah_Monette.html\">http://web.me.com/normsherman/Site/Podcast/Entries/2011/4/8_Drabblecast_202-__Boojum%3A_Part_1_by_Elizabeth_Bear_and_Sarah_Monette.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 11 13:09:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"68301585192718336","full_text":"Inside Cromer's Mill Covered Bridge (Today's site-wide #moustachemay theme is \"square\") <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2789/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2789/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 11 02:08:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"68135325985288193","full_text":"No outrageous pics of dessert tonight. I ate half a pineapple, and no one wants to see that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 20:10:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"68045354280554496","full_text":"Chuck Taylor's spinning in his grave. RT @Wallaceh Why pick between shoes and sandals when you can wear both! http://bit.ly/m9Uzyz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 20:08:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"68044780537516033","full_text":"Both the roof repairs and the truck repairs are less than expected, so maybe I can afford the plumbing repairs and the electrical repairs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 18:51:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"68025335828070400","full_text":"\"Whoo hoo! It's Friday. Screw the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight!\" <a href=\"http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/\">http://damnyouautocorrect.com/8394/15-most-popular-autocorrects-from-april-2011/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 17:28:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"68004378174435328","full_text":"Lovely stamp collection for your websites! Stampaxx <a href=\"http://bit.ly/jWjjeA\">http://bit.ly/jWjjeA</a> /via @luxuryluke","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 17:16:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"68001362293694464","full_text":"O HAI! http://instagr.am/p/EF5Ug/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 14:30:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"67959725031043072","full_text":"We're both growing... to infinity and beyond! (Today's site-wide #moustachemay theme is \"space\") <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2540/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2540/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 14:17:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"67956344552034305","full_text":"Everything I Do (I Dun Fer You) <a href=\"http://music.metafilter.com/5594/Everything-I-Do-I-Dun-Fer-You\">http://music.metafilter.com/5594/Everything-I-Do-I-Dun-Fer-You</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 01:29:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"67763083535331329","full_text":"My bedtime snacks were getting to extravagant, so I'll just call this dinner.  http://instagr.am/p/EEfda/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 01:06:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"67757378749218816","full_text":"Oh, hey! That Scooby Doo/Batman/Weird Al episode is on YouTube: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvQYfM-M2fU\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvQYfM-M2fU</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 01:04:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"67756842352246784","full_text":"1: \"Every once in a while I give up coffee just to prove that I'm not addicted.\"<br><br>2: \"But you are addicted.\"<br><br>1: \"Yeah.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 00:50:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"67753241882013696","full_text":"I swear Vivian didn't give me her fever. This was a real thing we just watched. I didn't even mention Scooby & Shaggy's fist fight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 00:48:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"67752939900506112","full_text":"To wrap it all up, Weird Al plays a polka, the gang \"Charlie Brown\" dances on stage, and Batman & Robin use their grapple hooks to escape.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 00:47:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"67752607589994498","full_text":"Weird Al saved the day by beaning the Joker with his accordion to end the big chase scene.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 00:42:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"67751345662345216","full_text":"The Joker & the Penguin have a giant set of scales with Scooby & a pile of Snacks on one side & the gang on the other suspended over sharks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 10 00:40:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"67750721742839809","full_text":"Vivian & I are watching that one Scooby Doo that guest starred Batman, Robin, and Weird Al. Yeah, there was such a thing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 09 21:16:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"67699521664188416","full_text":"Sick girl http://instagr.am/p/EEFKw/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 09 16:36:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"67629000213807106","full_text":"\"rebel & onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles inside national parks, like Gettysburg.\" <a href=\"http://is.gd/hAlDtW\">http://is.gd/hAlDtW</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 09 14:56:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"67603913653760001","full_text":"Every so often, the New York Times issues a correction that really, really matters. This was one of those times: <a href=\"http://imgur.com/oJYn2\">http://imgur.com/oJYn2</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"26"},{"created_at":"Mon May 09 14:46:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"67601294801645568","full_text":"A montage of memorable movie sandwiches. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlW_qYXpHLE\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlW_qYXpHLE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 09 14:22:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"67595225706668032","full_text":"Alright, Monday. You, me, let's do this thing. <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2309/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2309/</a> #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 08 01:47:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"67042948902170624","full_text":"Bedtime snack http://instagr.am/p/D_OE9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 08 01:27:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"67037825245257728","full_text":"Spent this morning pounding in fenceposts on someone else's farm, so maybe that's why I grated dark chocolate over my strawberry shortcake.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 23:11:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"67003639121723392","full_text":"My household carnivorous dragon says \"plant matter makes my tongue burn\". She still had to eat her veggies. http://instagr.am/p/D-4et/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 22:11:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"66988440683687936","full_text":"First harvest from Vivian's personal garden.  http://instagr.am/p/D-we4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 18:55:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"66939208169820160","full_text":"Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey<br>A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?<br><a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/1863/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/1863/</a> #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 17:26:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"66916879536627712","full_text":"The Guardian http://instagr.am/p/D-JSK/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 17:21:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"66915504362749952","full_text":"Celtic Bull http://instagr.am/p/D-Ift/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 16:54:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"66908786912276480","full_text":"Chicks and calves.  http://instagr.am/p/D-Ejd/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 16:36:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"66904329700917249","full_text":"Pet goats http://instagr.am/p/D-B7A/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 16:31:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"66902977109176320","full_text":"I wouldn't have thought to pair watermelon and cilantro, but it's fantastic. Assuming you're not a cilantro hater http://instagr.am/p/D-BBV/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 07 00:08:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"66655508005789696","full_text":"She just turned six when she wrote this, and already she spells better than me.  http://instagr.am/p/D8Jby/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 06 20:37:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"66602612933398528","full_text":"Wandered by the @kingofpopsath cart and got a tasty chocolate orange popsicle.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 06 17:46:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"66559454316998656","full_text":".@creeplings created a dashing Gentleman’s Squid Tentacle Scarf or Squidscot <a href=\"http://owl.li/4OBEI\">http://owl.li/4OBEI</a> (via @laughingsquid)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 06 17:16:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"66551898974584832","full_text":"YAFCB. (Yet Another Farm Cart Burger)  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/D7eRU/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 06 17:04:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"66548911548018688","full_text":"OH: \"I do not like lesbians.\" \"Oh, I do. they're my favorite demographic!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 06 13:16:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"66491428905287680","full_text":"Here comes the sun. #moustachemay <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/1546/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/1546/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 05 12:20:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"66115004017029120","full_text":"36 degrees this morning, and thick ice on the cars. Garden's ok -- that was close!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 04 23:52:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"65926757869551617","full_text":"The best pizza within 20 miles of my house. When I'm not making pizza.  http://instagr.am/p/D3kPE/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 04 17:17:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"65827382094864385","full_text":"\"Tours show interest in fresh food continues to grow\" <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/050411/liv_824191729.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/050411/liv_824191729.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 04 13:44:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"65773703165788160","full_text":"Some days, you just need to get nose deep in the roses. #mustachemay <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/995/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/995/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 04 13:36:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"65771906728607744","full_text":"Both the best thing and the worst thing about my line of work: a lot happens in ten years. <a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevenf/5388043574/in/photostream\">http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevenf/5388043574/in/photostream</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue May 03 23:57:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"65565612365201408","full_text":"Current Status http://instagr.am/p/D1Wzs/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 03 18:59:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"65490605182173184","full_text":"Little Rock's food system, & locallygrown.net's role in it, is featured in this season's Heifer International magazine: <a href=\"http://www.heifer.org/site/c.edJRKQNiFiG/b.6682915/\">http://www.heifer.org/site/c.edJRKQNiFiG/b.6682915/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 03 13:41:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"65410761203253248","full_text":"Confession: Sometimes, after I put my little girl on the school bus in the morn, I play on her swing set. #mustachemay <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/689/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/689/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 14 21:20:17 +0000 2020","id_str":"1316489027449745409","full_text":"Ugh. I see the \"tag others even remotely involved in this tweet\" defaults have gotten even worse since I've been away. Sorry, Merlin.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 03 03:41:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"65259573463891968","full_text":"The OK Food Coop is statewide, monthly, and runs on a 20% margin. Mine is one town, weekly, and runs on only a 10% margin. Also, not a coop.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 03 03:39:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"65259046625755136","full_text":"A great blog post re governance of the Oklahoma Food Coop, an online farmers market not much bigger than mine in Athens. http://is.gd/LOdIZo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 03 01:40:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"65229302978977792","full_text":"Let me add my voice to the chorus: Fuck Cancer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 20:12:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"65146732656340993","full_text":"A Facebook page of items found after the April 27, 2011 tornadoes, including a cub scout uniform from AL found in TN. <a href=\"http://www.facebook.com/PicturesandDocumentsfoundafterAprilTornadoes\">http://www.facebook.com/PicturesandDocumentsfoundafterAprilTornadoes</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 19:14:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"65131974574088192","full_text":"Graffiti http://instagr.am/p/Dy2g6/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 17:27:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"65105023083876352","full_text":"\"Fructose is a [Ruby] language that complies into PHP\" *twitch* *twitch* <a href=\"http://www.fructoselang.org/\">http://www.fructoselang.org/</a> *twitch*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 16:39:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"65092987268509696","full_text":"I have no idea what this is, but I ate it and it was delicious.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/DyoqU/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 15:56:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"65082171303542784","full_text":"The blackberries are in bloom! <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/421/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/421/</a> #mustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 10:40:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"65002674759798784","full_text":"This fellow unknowingly tweeted the Bin Laden action as it happened: <a href=\"https://twitter.com/#!/ReallyVirtual/\">https://twitter.com/#!/ReallyVirtual/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 02:35:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"64880579358887936","full_text":"My money is on Osama Bin Laden's capture or confirmed death.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 01:58:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"64871334357905408","full_text":"Three new markets joined locallygrown.net over the weekend. That makes 222 live markets across North America using the system.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 02 00:39:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"64851496994484224","full_text":"My farmers market has over 1300 separate products listed for sale this week. We're practically a supermarket.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 20:20:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"64786374087294976","full_text":"Planted red and purple slicing tomatoes, yellow squash, zucchini, three kinds of peppers, pole beans, and corn. The summer garden starts!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 16:18:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"64725509224939520","full_text":"Starting the month off with a bottom-heavy 'stache, but that gives me room to, you know, take it places. <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/69/\">http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/69/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 16:03:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"64721559893446656","full_text":"First of May, first of May, mustache showing starts today! <a href=\"http://moustachemay.com\">http://moustachemay.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 15:55:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"64719592072806400","full_text":"Orlando, FL: \"The internet isn't just for buying clothes and electronics anymore.\" It's great to see my software on TV. <a href=\"http://is.gd/65Qbt6\">http://is.gd/65Qbt6</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 15:36:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"64714885812064256","full_text":"Last month Congress, including the entire AL delegation, eliminated funding to maintain severe weather forecasting. <a href=\"http://climateprogress.org/2011/05/01/tornado-forecasting-saved-countless-lives-this-week-too-bad-congress-including-alabamas-entire-delegation-voted-against-maintaining-forecast-quality/\">http://climateprogress.org/2011/05/01/tornado-forecasting-saved-countless-lives-this-week-too-bad-congress-including-alabamas-entire-delegation-voted-against-maintaining-forecast-quality/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"7"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 15:28:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"64712711254183936","full_text":"Toddler beets.  http://instagr.am/p/DwGDT/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 03:26:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"64531121257463809","full_text":"Cairo, Illinois was once a large and important city, and had a tragic plunge to irrelevance. Here's more info: http://is.gd/1TVVz9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 03:12:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"64527632225681408","full_text":"Oh, geeze. This could kill this struggling town. \"Mayor of Cairo, Ill., orders all residents to evacuate http://on.msnbc.com/kE1f4F \"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 01 00:36:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"64488387867979776","full_text":"Ringold, GA mayor: \"Go back to your house, if you have a house.\" http://is.gd/x3bXvv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 30 23:29:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"64471350701592576","full_text":"That high lonesome sound http://instagr.am/p/DuUR-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 30 16:30:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"64365981803360257","full_text":"On our way to the Southern Seed Legacy's annual seed swap and whole hog BBQ. One of my favorite events of the yea http://instagr.am/p/DteeB/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 30 14:34:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"64336789430747136","full_text":"Breakfast.  http://instagr.am/p/DtO7F/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 30 14:26:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"64334701472653312","full_text":"Nobody wanted me to make them breakfast, so I made myself slices of toasted pound cake topped with fresh strawberries and whipped cream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 30 00:41:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"64127163204505600","full_text":"There are grey foxes on either end of my property trying to find each other via \"Marco Polo\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 29 22:28:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"64093792713707520","full_text":"A chunk of \"Fortsonia\": a year old raw milk Gruyere style cheese from Nature's Harmony. So good. It has crystals! http://instagr.am/p/DrlZj/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 29 18:49:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"64038671627714561","full_text":"\"The Flaming Lips 2011 Gummy Song Skull\" For a mere $150 you can \"eat your way to new music\"! http://is.gd/UpgR3H","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 29 17:17:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"64015523511406592","full_text":"Surf & Turf  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/DrHmY/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 29 16:44:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"64007238968279040","full_text":"Just had to misspell \"privileges\" 3 different ways before spell check recognized what I was trying to type and offered the correct spelling.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 29 15:37:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"63990341681954816","full_text":"30 homes destroyed, another 50+ damaged in Mountain City, GA (home of Foxfire <a href=\"http://www.foxfire.org\">http://www.foxfire.org</a> ): <a href=\"http://www2.wspa.com/news/2011/apr/28/54/flooding-danger-through-wednesday-western-nc-upsta-ar-1764938/\">http://www2.wspa.com/news/2011/apr/28/54/flooding-danger-through-wednesday-western-nc-upsta-ar-1764938/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 29 14:33:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"63974198434988032","full_text":"Holy crap. The last couple minutes, especially. via @athensgaweather: Footage of a tornado destroying Cullman, Alabama. <a href=\"http://bit.ly/kIpVpu\">http://bit.ly/kIpVpu</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 18:09:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"63666151070236672","full_text":"Here's an incredible gallery of images from last night's outbreak: <a href=\"http://athenscms.com/oa/zenphoto/042811-tornados-rip-through-south\">http://athenscms.com/oa/zenphoto/042811-tornados-rip-through-south</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 05:10:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"63470155837095936","full_text":"Athens proper is not in the warning area, though the sirens are sounding. Here's the map:  http://twitpic.com/4qedit","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 05:07:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"63469407329976320","full_text":"Now that it's closer, it looks like the turbulent front will just slip to the south of me here in Royston. Athens folks, it's still coming!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 04:29:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"63459785454006272","full_text":"Tornado warning for the county to the north of me. That cluster will miss here, though. My storms are still an hour out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 03:58:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"63452050360500226","full_text":"Looks like the Tuscaloosa/Birmingham/Rome tornado is petering out before reaching Asheville, NC. That one travelled across three states.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 03:25:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"63443783580254208","full_text":"Athens folks: the storms crossing into GA near Peachtree City are the ones we need to be watching. Right now, there are 3 tornado warnings.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 03:07:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"63439126304796672","full_text":"The Tuscaloosa tornado is still going, passing now over Mountain City (home of the Foxfire Institute) and Dillard, GA.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 01:53:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"63420595265744896","full_text":"The mile-wide tornado that tore through Tuscaloosa, Birmingham, and Rome (GA) is about to pass just north of Dahlonega, GA. Amazing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 01:37:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"63416521560555520","full_text":"Scrolled the map down to include central Alabama, & discovered four current tornado warnings, all with their cones pointed right at us.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 01:23:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"63413057564577792","full_text":"More jaw-dropping photos from Tuscaloosa. <a href=\"http://missmaestra.tumblr.com/post/4999064871/i-just-got-a-text-from-stacey-tuscaloosa-is\">http://missmaestra.tumblr.com/post/4999064871/i-just-got-a-text-from-stacey-tuscaloosa-is</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 28 01:07:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"63409075777572864","full_text":"Holy hell! Poor Tuscaloosa! <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/22970879\">http://vimeo.com/22970879</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 27 18:40:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"63311670642085888","full_text":"Every so often, I create something at work that hopefully justifies further employment. Like today, for instance. Thanks, Rails3 & JQuery!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 26 16:32:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"62917010761330689","full_text":"He just laughed as he handed this beautiful monstrosity to me across the counter.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/Dk5Gg/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 25 20:44:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"62618127502024704","full_text":"Two years and a lifetime ago, three friends were lost to a madman. \"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 25 16:15:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"62550342558171136","full_text":"Burger with pork belly and egg, and a side salad of smoked cod.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/Di008/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 25 12:48:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"62498192226394112","full_text":"One of the best things I've read in a long time. Just before starting the crank on a Monday, the worst time to read it. http://is.gd/gVxCQn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 24 18:24:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"62220307607461888","full_text":"I just made this.  http://instagr.am/p/Dgdbe/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 24 02:34:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"61981274759372800","full_text":"Pints of strawberries I ate by myself today: two. Weeks left in strawberry season: four.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 24 02:26:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"61979181931692033","full_text":"Yeah, now that you mention it, it does look like we're giving the Easter bunny a Dixieland funeral.  http://instagr.am/p/DecqS/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 24 01:10:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"61960196074897408","full_text":"\"... the pool is up to the wall at Westgate. The Watcher in the Water took Óin. We cannot get out.\" http://instagr.am/p/DeSOi/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 24 00:25:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"61948959874228224","full_text":"Tie dye.  http://instagr.am/p/DeMZW/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 20:37:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"61891566540828672","full_text":"There used to be such a variety of vegetables. All these colors are from only carrots and beets.  http://instagr.am/p/DdttD/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 20:26:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"61888742931173376","full_text":"Leg of lamb for dinner tonight.  http://instagr.am/p/DdsQF/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 17:33:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"61845059024330753","full_text":"Three dozen eggs going in for the boil. No, I didn't dye them first. They were laid that way.  http://instagr.am/p/DdUfR/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 15:19:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"61811323595538432","full_text":"Waffles http://instagr.am/p/DdBko/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 15:07:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"61808331936894977","full_text":"First the maple syrup goes in oak barrels that held bourbon for 18 years. Months later, then it goes on my waffles with fresh strawberries.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 00:31:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"61587910742388736","full_text":"Strawberry season's here. Time to gorge! http://instagr.am/p/DbfNd/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 23 00:08:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"61582223924674561","full_text":"My liquor store now carries chocolate milk.  http://instagr.am/p/DbcsX/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 22 19:54:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"61518310008823808","full_text":"The @highwirelounge Prohibition Throwdown is tomorrow night! The cocktail menu is now posted online here: <a href=\"http://createsend.com/t/r-75FA62A26576A8B8\">http://createsend.com/t/r-75FA62A26576A8B8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 22 18:13:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"61492811740098560","full_text":"Oh, hey! New Instragram web design. Photo pages show the caption now, which is great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 22 18:12:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"61492498303950849","full_text":"They're preparing to pour the floor of my new office.  http://instagr.am/p/Da0tx/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 22 17:09:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"61476723597901824","full_text":"Again with the \"I'm calling to let you know I just sent you an email. Here, let me read it to you.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 22 16:05:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"61460729911451648","full_text":"I'm having a sandwich now.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/Dake7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 22 11:12:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"61386797409771520","full_text":"I'm so vain, I probably think that tweet was about me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 22 00:16:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"61221807113502720","full_text":"\"Nothing in this world's too pure, beautiful, perfect that it won't be ruined the moment nerds get their hands on it.\" http://is.gd/tnaRWF","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 20 23:34:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"60848747252424704","full_text":"Yay for Gaga! “@alyankovic: GAGA UPDATE!  <a href=\"http://j.mp/ijc8KJ\">http://j.mp/ijc8KJ</a>”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 20 23:33:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"60848516490199040","full_text":"\"... the overtly-masculine atmosphere of the plants (she once had to walk a half mile to even find a ladies washroom in one facility)\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 20 23:30:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"60847727428370432","full_text":"RIP Dr. Sherrie Ford, work-culture visionary and head of one of the ten largest woman-owned businesses in the US. <a href=\"http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/onlineathens/obituary.aspx?n=sherrie-ford&pid=150418220&fhid=3592\">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/onlineathens/obituary.aspx?n=sherrie-ford&pid=150418220&fhid=3592</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 20 18:59:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"60779609083490305","full_text":"Hey, what's that you're eating? Oh, not much. Just a cupcake WITH A CADBURY EGG BAKED INSIDE. <a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/46567174@N06/5614867323/in/photostream/\">http://www.flickr.com/photos/46567174@N06/5614867323/in/photostream/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 20 15:15:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"60723147275644928","full_text":"My phone knows where I've been this past year. I think this is great! <a href=\"https://skitch.com/ewagoner/r5gg4/iphonetracker\">https://skitch.com/ewagoner/r5gg4/iphonetracker</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 20 01:41:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"60518320243343362","full_text":"\"The shower drains & plumbing were not designed to handle the amount of semen being put into the system.\" <a href=\"http://sdacaricatures.blogspot.com/2011/04/southern-students-busted-for-spilling.html?spref=tw\">http://sdacaricatures.blogspot.com/2011/04/southern-students-busted-for-spilling.html?spref=tw</a> via @alhilton","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 19 23:28:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"60484968840830976","full_text":"Vivian: \"Thank you so much for doing that for me. I really appreciate it. *pause* There, I used my manners. *walks off*\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 19 00:01:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"60130821071314944","full_text":"Burgers made with a blend of beef, pork, and venison, raw milk Romano, and my secret: garam masala.  http://instagr.am/p/DTIdh/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 18 22:53:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"60113820529606656","full_text":"Yeah, I just slurped spilt rum off the counter top. Who doesn't want to relive their college days?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 18 17:36:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"60033871999283200","full_text":"My 2007 audition video for The Next Food Network Star. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SXwUB8iVYU\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SXwUB8iVYU</a> Nothing came of it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 18 14:08:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"59981718400143360","full_text":"The \"Holy Mole Chipotle Brownie\" now available through my farmers market may be the best baked good I've ever eaten.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 18 02:04:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"59799522120970241","full_text":"I made chicken strips for dinner. Step one was drying out bread in the oven for crumbs. Spent 10 minutes longer than just heating up frozen.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 18 01:16:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"59787260773666816","full_text":"Here's the aggressive pizza cutter. I swear it fired first. http://is.gd/gQABsc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 18 01:11:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"59786188659240960","full_text":"I cut myself on a pizza cutter last night, and I gave no idea how. It was a USS Enterprise model, so I'm guessing phasers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 23:39:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"59763007105925121","full_text":"Metafilter discussion of tickled penguin, with links to video of many other tickled animals: <a href=\"http://www.metafilter.com/102592/tickling-animal-roundup-of-cuteness\">http://www.metafilter.com/102592/tickling-animal-roundup-of-cuteness</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 23:37:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"59762444825923584","full_text":"\"ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED.\" <a href=\"http://floatingparticles.tumblr.com/post/4638376886/mnwka-attention-internet-this-is-a-penguin\">http://floatingparticles.tumblr.com/post/4638376886/mnwka-attention-internet-this-is-a-penguin</a> (unborked link)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 22:42:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"59748545577750528","full_text":"A mouse nested in my bee helmet. I'd like to think my scents when I opened my hive have my bees planning defense for the giant mouse threat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 21:34:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"59731528216870914","full_text":"Infusing milk with green pea-ness.  http://instagr.am/p/DQ5Ze/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 02:36:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"59445179932880897","full_text":"Viv and I watching MST3K together. It's what being a dad is all about.  http://instagr.am/p/DOzKg/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 00:33:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"59414030510600192","full_text":"Are you threatening me? http://instagr.am/p/DOjwt/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 17 00:31:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"59413596546936832","full_text":"Serenity now.  http://instagr.am/p/DOjT5/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 16 21:30:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"59367989371342848","full_text":"Health-Watchers of America! Look Better*Feel Better*Wake Up Your Body w/ Wonder Sauna Hot Short Pants! http://mlkshk.com/p/1KEA ht @mathowie","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 16 20:52:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"59358456821448704","full_text":"\"Gunpowder, charred wood, smoke, and rusty nails.\" It's on me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 16 18:19:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"59319961746817024","full_text":"Vivian drew a picture to send to Japan to \"help them cheer up\". It's of a tidal wave smashing a house. Her heart's in the right place.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 16 16:56:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"59299232431083521","full_text":"Six years ago me, having high hopes for my little online farmers market: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1211310213039483735","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 16 14:54:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"59268372172505088","full_text":"Anybody here been to an \"An Event Apart\" event? Is it worth $2000? <a href=\"http://www.aneventapart.com/2011/atlanta/#venue\">http://www.aneventapart.com/2011/atlanta/#venue</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 15 16:39:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"58932592187158528","full_text":"This is just an ordinary burger for these parts, but it's still pretty.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/DLSaI/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 15 16:01:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"58922982499819520","full_text":"What are the odds that the device Cirrus Logic was having manufacturing problems with was the Flip Live?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 15 14:05:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"58893782594232320","full_text":"Just got emailed the results of a reading test Vivian took this morning. She scored 100% about a book titled \"T Rex\". There's a shocker.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 15 03:22:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"58731959341432832","full_text":"Got a $15 Ri universal remote dongle for the iPhone. The app is ugly as can be, but it's nice to have every remote in my house in my phone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 15 01:59:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"58711060684881920","full_text":"Sat. night you can buy plaster casts of the breasts of your favorite Athens roller derby girls. And drink lots of beer.  <a href=\"http://gdzl.la/9yDvTP\">http://gdzl.la/9yDvTP</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 15 01:33:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"58704435962052608","full_text":"Had I turned down the artist's offer to sit for a spot of whisky, I'd've missed the story of his lesbian mother's affinity for Glenn Beck.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 14 03:08:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"58365962201731072","full_text":"It was so sad to see someone I know personally be the first one eliminated from Top Chef Masters, and so awesome to see him return in ep. 2.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 14 01:19:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"58338550072090625","full_text":"George Lucas at the coffee shop, thinking up the script for his next project: \"Jar Jar's Big Adventure\"  <a href=\"http://gdzl.la/9yoY2R\">http://gdzl.la/9yoY2R</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 14 01:12:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"58336913731497984","full_text":"Barista: \"Whoa! For a second there, I thought you were George Lucas.\"<br>Me: \"Please don't hurt me.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 13 19:11:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"58245963571138560","full_text":"A salesman can't understand why, if I'm \"serious about sustainability\", I'm not interested in the tons of organic material he's *importing*.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 13 18:32:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"58236173306437632","full_text":"Finally getting around to listening to the inaugural episode of the MetaFilter Comics Podcast. This thing is brilliant. <a href=\"http://metatalk.metafilter.com/20516/Ziggy-Garfield-Cathy-Mary-Worth-Its-the-first-episode-of-the-Metafilter-Comics-Digest-Podcast\">http://metatalk.metafilter.com/20516/Ziggy-Garfield-Cathy-Mary-Worth-Its-the-first-episode-of-the-Metafilter-Comics-Digest-Podcast</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 13 01:54:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"57984933007859712","full_text":"I think that's the first time I've made a venison Bolognese sauce. It was really quite good, so I'll need to get more venison.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 23:28:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"57948242306007040","full_text":"Since I drained The Kraken last night, tonight I had to go to Mount Gay. Which is also not a euphemism.  http://instagr.am/p/DGGuH/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 20:56:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"57909874322976768","full_text":"The Remington 75: Old Tom gin, blackberries, sage, champagne, lemon.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/DF5n7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 19:59:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"57895631930400768","full_text":"\"You guys seen [Paul Simon] since then?\"<br>\"If the guys ever did run into him, I wouldn't want to be him, that's for sure\"<br>http://is.gd/7Q5ayy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 18:04:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"57866707859025920","full_text":"Corrected Georgia Republican infighting link: http://is.gd/DSqut4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 15:36:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"57829539878932480","full_text":"Pimento cheese bacon dog with pork rinds. *Everything* was made in-house.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/DFf3H/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 14:32:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"57813334434652161","full_text":"Holy Food — A sermon based on Gene Logsdon’s book ‘Pope Mary & The Church of Almighty Good Food’ http://is.gd/CQ8n83","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 14:13:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"57808590852993024","full_text":"A 90 minute real time recreation of Yuri Gagarin's first orbit (video from the ISS combined w/ original mission audio): <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/user/firstorbit\">http://www.youtube.com/user/firstorbit</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 13:36:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"57799320782651392","full_text":"Republican infighting here in Georgia is getting comical. A state senator trips on his cloak and lands on his dagger: http://is.gd/KlGFoh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 13:20:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"57795166886576129","full_text":"Listening to new Paul Simon songs for the very first time. One of life's most rare pleasures.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 11:42:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"57770662294601728","full_text":"Baby beets http://instagr.am/p/DFLZ6/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 03:40:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"57649300297105408","full_text":"Tomorrow's Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry's. I'll be at the one downtown at noon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 02:51:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"57636829607899136","full_text":"I was so busy making faces at Juniper that I burned Vivian's lunch. Having two kids is hard.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 12 01:42:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"57619681263095808","full_text":"So if I did this right, the Feds owe me $9, but I owe Georgia $657. That's... odd.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 23:19:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"57583682617229312","full_text":"I drained The Kraken. #notaeuphamism #itisfromnowon http://instagr.am/p/DEQeK/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 21:59:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"57563419037016064","full_text":"Almost just killed two joggers who ran right through an intersection against the signal. They came inches from death & didn't care.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 20:41:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"57543724670005248","full_text":"This is fascinating. \"In medieval times, many complaints concerned misdirected, leaking or otherwise noisome privies\" <a href=\"http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12847529\">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-12847529</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 20:02:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"57533903669436416","full_text":"When Did Girls Start Wearing Pink? The Smithsonian Magazine has the answer. http://bit.ly/fr9RhZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 11 16:32:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"57481147113943040","full_text":"Morels(!), sirloin, bacon, mozzarella, egg, and more today. On one sandwich.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/DDuBx/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 10 23:48:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"57228421742342144","full_text":"For Lauryl: This market is showing signs of life. http://springfield.locallygrown.net/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 10 22:44:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"57212271679639552","full_text":"She'll tease you<br>She'll unease you<br>Just to please you<br>She's got Steve Buscemi eyes <br><a href=\"http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/\">http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/</a> \\via @straythenomad","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 10 21:31:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"57194132485046273","full_text":"Juniper and I have much the same reaction to the ST:TNG opening credits. <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/22207196\">http://vimeo.com/22207196</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 10 16:22:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"57116354670632960","full_text":"Breakfast in the country: hash browns, scrambled eggs, and sausage gravy.  http://instagr.am/p/DBluo/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 09 18:26:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"56785024896352256","full_text":"/me pauses Dragon Age 2, blinks, looks around, and asks, \"What day is it?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 09 01:30:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"56529440154468353","full_text":"Being a bizarro genius baby is hard work.  http://instagr.am/p/C9Zgr/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 08 20:17:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"56450498575859713","full_text":"Vivian told me that another word for 'opposites' is 'antonyms'. I told her that means they are synonyms, and blew her mind.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 08 17:14:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"56404479658033152","full_text":"V: \"I'm a carnivorous dinosaur. I only eat meat.\" Me: \"But that's not meat.\" V: \"I'm giving the girl inside me some pudding.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 08 16:54:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"56399428256399360","full_text":"Vivian: \"Those sticker bushes really need to apologize.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 08 15:26:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"56377449851789312","full_text":"Oh, hey! New Paul Simon album on out Tuesday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 08 00:43:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"56155047830097921","full_text":"Tonight a French mathematician called my work \"brilliant\". So yeah, I'm eating chocolate pie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 06 23:48:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"55778880258187264","full_text":"15 minute weeknight meal, mostly locally sourced: orange glazed salmon & creamy leek and asparagus soup. http://instagr.am/p/C5gsz/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 06 15:25:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"55652321648062465","full_text":"Vivian is on spring break is week, so I declared today my spring break, too. We're going out to watch a movie together to celebrate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 06 13:31:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"55623603785449472","full_text":"Success, and Farming vs. Mining: A Metaphor for Running a Software Company http://bit.ly/dIjD5n","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 20:51:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"55372102370471936","full_text":"Any kind of love is alright. Hooray for Peter Pumpkinhead!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 18:34:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"55337541947240448","full_text":"So Drudge has a giant headline \"SUPERSPIKE INTENSIFIES\" accompanied by a graph that's within 0.1% of being flat. Thought he was pro-English?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 16:23:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"55304621081640960","full_text":"Burger with house cured beef bacon, egg, and pimento cheese.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/C3MO1/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 12:49:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"55250645455876096","full_text":"Lightning hit the transformer that gives power to my well and freezers. Home power's fine, but we're waterless for now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 04:55:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"55131535946416128","full_text":"All the warnings here are cancelled. Guess I can go to bed now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 04:16:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"55121484519178241","full_text":"It's here! #wallofwater","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 01:07:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"55073942129491968","full_text":"It may be spring outside, but inside McMullan Family Farm's greenhouses it's already summer.  http://instagr.am/p/C2C6j/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 00:50:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"55069775302365184","full_text":"Flexibility. She has it.  http://instagr.am/p/C2Bhr/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 05 00:37:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"55066487274213376","full_text":"There's a big storm coming & my years in the scouts have ingrained in me to \"Be Prepared\". And that's why my coke bottle's half full of rum.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 21:23:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"55017723884875776","full_text":"TMBG Instant Fan Club: First 1000 to pony up $79.99 get 2 tickets to a show of their choice, the upcoming album, & more <a href=\"http://www.theymightbegiants.com/news/instant-fan-club/\">http://www.theymightbegiants.com/news/instant-fan-club/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 20:52:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"55009921330192384","full_text":"Locals: It's beautiful out now, but tonight a front will pass through with possible 60+ mph winds and large hail. Hunker down.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 18:54:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"54980240438599680","full_text":"\"Spiders are Wonderful\" -- A book for children. <a href=\"http://essexterror.com/spiders/arewonderful.html\">http://essexterror.com/spiders/arewonderful.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 17:50:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"54963996113117184","full_text":"Our newspaper's having a meetup for their web commenters. If they're in real life like they are online, I can't imagine a worse place to be.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 16:57:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"54950827323957249","full_text":"Today they added house-cured salami and pickled veggies to my burger.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/C1bv7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 16:15:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"54940257241669632","full_text":"And there we go. Finally got off my duff and transferred 17 domains away from GoDaddy. In other news: I have 17 domains?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 15:16:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"54925282817224704","full_text":"\"If you've more than a few domains w/GoDaddy, preparing them for transferring away can be time-consuming. Here's help.\" <a href=\"http://blog.dnsimple.com/post/3167427271/preparing-domains-in-godaddy-for-transfer-out\">http://blog.dnsimple.com/post/3167427271/preparing-domains-in-godaddy-for-transfer-out</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 14:24:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"54912261759827968","full_text":"John Medaille's short story \"The '76 Goldwater Dime\" is a clever take on the mundane aspects of alternate timelines. <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2011/03/31/ep284-the-76-goldwater-dime/\">http://escapepod.org/2011/03/31/ep284-the-76-goldwater-dime/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 13:41:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"54901526568767488","full_text":"Who couldn't use an RPG map generator? <a href=\"http://davesmapper.com/\">http://davesmapper.com/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 04 00:57:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"54709024440057856","full_text":"I've got some leftover homemade breadcrumb and cheese mixture that's too good to toss. I'm thinking of maybe making some scotch eggs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 03 23:50:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"54692365830602752","full_text":"Pan-fried romano crusted flounder and onion rings, using raw milk romano cheese from Greendale Farm, a new offering from them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 03 20:59:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"54649253905186816","full_text":"Planting time! http://instagr.am/p/Cz1Tk/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 03:51:58 +0000 2018","id_str":"1069801461117263872","full_text":"I’ve got a BS of Astrophysics degree. I’ve been a software developer now for 22 years, and my small group of co-workers are the best of the best. I’ve never had so much as a computer class in my life. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/practicingdev/status/1068276228958945281\">https://twitter.com/practicingdev/status/1068276228958945281</a>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 20 04:20:04 +0000 2018","id_str":"1053501078631825409","full_text":"Current status: I’m an owl <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BpJCrh8FFGH/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=560r5jm5q9fc\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BpJCrh8FFGH/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=560r5jm5q9fc</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 00:21:58 +0000 2018","id_str":"1053078769781628929","full_text":"Remote work #thisismyoffice <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BpGCnFAl5kd/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=e9cwve6zovmy\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BpGCnFAl5kd/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=e9cwve6zovmy</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 20:52:07 +0000 2018","id_str":"1052301183547834368","full_text":"Remote work #thisismyoffice <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo_6o-JFBT5/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=19hbqm9ilcryb\">https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo_6o-JFBT5/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=19hbqm9ilcryb</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 21:16:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"54291141947949057","full_text":"Making some bubble and squeak to go with a pot roast.  http://instagr.am/p/Cxaq-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 15:37:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"54205933684924416","full_text":"The Cooking Channel (spinoff of the Food Network) is like the old Food Network, before it became all challenges and diner tours. Good stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 03:40:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"54025283837235200","full_text":"We got The Gold Trigon. We are so awesome. #sworcery","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 01:48:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"53997211406696449","full_text":"We just woke a slumbering sylvan sprite between two loathsome rainbows by the side of The Perilous Precipice. #sworcery","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 00:49:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"53982369945882624","full_text":"We spied a curious-looking nestbox with an inscription that read \"Tweet & ye shall be re-tweeted\". #sworcery","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 00:47:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"53981726522880000","full_text":"Silencing the storm will require some familiarity with psionics, cryptozoology & miracles... #sworcery","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 02 00:17:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"53974218072801280","full_text":"Can't sleep. Rebecca Black will eat my soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti1D9t8n0qA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 23:54:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"53968501106417664","full_text":"Viv & her friends were playing \"Hair Salon\" at school. One girl was the stylist, another girl was the customer, and Viv was the pet dragon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 23:08:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"53956859794690048","full_text":"David Bowie's cover of The Doors' \"Alabama Song\" will have you heading right to the next whisky bar. Oh don't ask why.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 22:08:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"53941802629206016","full_text":"The \"East of Eden\": Italian Dark Chocolate Liqueur, Strawberry Puree, Prunier Cognac, Balsamic, Cayenne, Salt  http://instagr.am/p/CvLPg/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 18:55:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"53893363514085376","full_text":"Mead and java documentation. One helps the other go down better.   @ Trappeze Pub http://instagr.am/p/Cu7VP/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 18:28:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"53886540983705600","full_text":"Ah... the three Oconee reactors were on the original list but were then removed, leaving just three on the watch list. <a href=\"http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9MADD081.htm\">http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9MADD081.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 18:19:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"53884327985020928","full_text":"Turns out I live 35 miles from 3 nuclear reactors, & all 3 are among 6 US plants chosen for an extensive safety review. <a href=\"http://www.fitsnews.com/2011/04/01/sc-nuclear-reactors-under-scrutiny/\">http://www.fitsnews.com/2011/04/01/sc-nuclear-reactors-under-scrutiny/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 16:22:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"53854776143781888","full_text":"Beautiful weather, the Smiths on the stereo, and (yes) another special burger.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/CuuDx/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 15:27:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"53840995023978497","full_text":"Hey, hey! The Fishstick works pretty well in YouTube 1911 mode. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QvIa0NEYO8\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QvIa0NEYO8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 14:39:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"53828853432463361","full_text":"Don't like spiders? Then you might want to stay away from the flood-ravaged parts of Pakistan. <a href=\"http://www.flickr.com/photos/dfid/5571181942/\">http://www.flickr.com/photos/dfid/5571181942/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 01 00:56:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"53621602352496640","full_text":"\"City of Oakland Shuts Down Novella Carpenter's Urban Farmstand\" http://is.gd/wGfQAx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 31 16:15:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"53490634392219648","full_text":"Today's burger was topped with braised pork shanks and an egg.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/Cs6jp/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 31 14:43:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"53467549643440128","full_text":"Hold on... Espresso Royale is a chain?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 31 03:11:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"53293409263292417","full_text":"\"City of Oakland Shuts Down Novella Carpenter's Urban Farmstand\" http://is.gd/wGfQAx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 31 02:55:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"53289367829090305","full_text":"Uh, oh. Cesium 137. That's not good. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/31/world/asia/31japan.html?_r=1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 31 02:15:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"53279314665410561","full_text":"The FDA has come out and clearly told a judge that I am a federal criminal, so now our suit moves forward. <a href=\"http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/fda-answers-judge-kennedy.htm\">http://www.farmtoconsumer.org/fda-answers-judge-kennedy.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 31 00:15:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"53248946105098240","full_text":"Oh, yeah! Tacos! http://instagr.am/p/Crwkh/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 30 20:28:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"53191767289364480","full_text":"\"60 Completely Unusable Stock Photos\" I dunno. I was looking for a lady Hitler peeling potatoes just last week. <a href=\"http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos\">http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 30 16:49:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"53136709226999808","full_text":"Changing it up a little for lunch today.   @ Trappeze Pub http://instagr.am/p/CrQMo/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 30 16:05:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"53125828371939329","full_text":"Since I looked last week, new locallygrown.net markets were created in AR, NC, NY, OK (x2), GA (x3),FL (x2), TN, and KY. It's a revolution!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 29 21:01:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"52837761627066368","full_text":"I downloaded the Amazon Downloader so I could download my songs. Then I downloaded the Amazon Uploader so I could upload them back again.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 29 17:30:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"52784613558468608","full_text":"\"In all instances he starts with banter, but ends w/ a drawn katana & a decapitated foe. He's also a police detective.\" <a href=\"http://whatever.scalzi.com/2011/03/29/i-see-no-possible-way-how-this-incredible-cover-letter-could-ever-fail/\">http://whatever.scalzi.com/2011/03/29/i-see-no-possible-way-how-this-incredible-cover-letter-could-ever-fail/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 29 16:31:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"52769893887643649","full_text":"My Farm Cart burger today included steak.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/CpjrF/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 29 14:14:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"52735441996230656","full_text":".@iaminigomontoya  Remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 29 02:14:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"52554142627004417","full_text":"In less than 24 hours, our local sustainable growers have sold over $8,000 of products. In March. And there's another day to go this week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 28 14:56:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"52383460014297088","full_text":"My houseguests brought their own house.  http://instagr.am/p/Cnve3/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 28 01:06:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"52174733885718528","full_text":"Instamatic Photos of Food, 138th in a series: GF mixed fruit cobbler.  http://instagr.am/p/CmzJ0/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 27 22:17:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"52132037771010048","full_text":"\"Restaurants look to combat higher food prices by buying local\" <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/032711/bus_805979179.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/032711/bus_805979179.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 27 04:39:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"51865882808418304","full_text":"I was just given the books I started gaming with. Told you my nerd runs deep. http://instagr.am/p/Ck53Y/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 27 03:33:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"51849310781968384","full_text":"Mixing my grandma a coke and bourbon. Let's get this Saturday started!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 27 01:30:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"51818376061919232","full_text":"9:30 on a Saturday night. Time to bake cookies, is it not? http://instagr.am/p/Ckk48/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 27 01:24:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"51816766724243456","full_text":"Sometimes merely circling the right answer isn't sufficient.  http://instagr.am/p/CkkMG/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 23:41:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"51790926795907072","full_text":"Golf ball sized hail in Athens? Yowsers! Get inside y'all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 23:03:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"51781361580777472","full_text":"Butler always does it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 17:07:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"51691828596064256","full_text":"Just finished \"The Accidental Farmers\" by Tim Young of Nature's Harmony Farm. It's an important book. Full review here: <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3DBPZVNBQW4Y0/ref=cm_pdp_rev_title_1?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#R9K3LAMLHCEWR\">http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A3DBPZVNBQW4Y0/ref=cm_pdp_rev_title_1?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview#R9K3LAMLHCEWR</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 16:00:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"51674914230513664","full_text":"I'm buying Dragon Age 2 because of this: <a href=\"http://www.nomorelost.org/2011/03/25/straight-male-gamer-told-to-get-over-it-by-bioware/\">http://www.nomorelost.org/2011/03/25/straight-male-gamer-told-to-get-over-it-by-bioware/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 14:39:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"51654408144039936","full_text":"Giant griddle or tiny rashers? Either way, I'm eating bacon.  http://instagr.am/p/CjgZe/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 03:09:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"51480814973759488","full_text":"We got The Megatome & we are the smartest. #gotmegatome #sworcery","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 02:49:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"51475958942797824","full_text":"\"Scythia, Cimmeria, Assyria & Persia - these are all kingdoms of men. Mingi Taw is The Kingdom of the Cloud.\" #sworcery","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 26 01:51:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"51461225724395520","full_text":"\"The Surgeon's Tale\" by Cat Rambo and Jeff VenderMeer. An expertly told 1st person account of a re-animation gone awry. <a href=\"http://podcastle.org/2011/03/01/podcastle-146-giant-episode-the-surgeons-tale/\">http://podcastle.org/2011/03/01/podcastle-146-giant-episode-the-surgeons-tale/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 25 20:23:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"51378601878241280","full_text":"My current work station.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/Ch-y3/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 25 17:36:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"51336759925149696","full_text":"The 5K Muck Run will be held on May 7th, just up the road from my house, and looks like all kinds of fun: <a href=\"http://muckrun.com/about.html\">http://muckrun.com/about.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 25 17:08:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"51329726752628737","full_text":"The Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft in epub or mobi, for free. I've always preferred it read aloud, if even to myself. <a href=\"http://cthulhuchick.com/free-complete-lovecraft-ebook-nook-kindle/\">http://cthulhuchick.com/free-complete-lovecraft-ebook-nook-kindle/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 25 16:11:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"51315327967047681","full_text":"Chicken salad on a burger? Why the hell not?  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/ChqT8/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 25 13:20:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"51272254427906049","full_text":"I'd thought it was morning mist outside my office window, but it's just residual haze from last night's Snoop Dogg show across the street.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 24 16:31:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"50957895835205632","full_text":"Sliced pork chop on a burger? Yes, please!  @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/CgA5-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 24 03:57:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"50768236274397185","full_text":"Inc. Magazine offers advice to one of my competitors: \"How Would You Sell a Virtual Farmer's Market?\" <a href=\"http://www.inc.com/magazine/20100401/how-would-you-sell-a-virtual-farmers-market.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_campaign=button&usrid=undefined\">http://www.inc.com/magazine/20100401/how-would-you-sell-a-virtual-farmers-market.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialmedia&utm_campaign=button&usrid=undefined</a> via @IncMagazine","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 24 02:34:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"50747278020968448","full_text":"\"Nixon the Protector\" http://flic.kr/p/N4dUT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 24 02:22:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"50744246126383104","full_text":"Oh dear god, no: 'The Lorax' Starring Taylor Swift & Danny Devito, Hits Theaters March 2012 <a href=\"http://aol.it/dNLH9u\">http://aol.it/dNLH9u</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 24 01:08:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"50725713975836672","full_text":"The trailer for Sword & Sorcery on the iPad is beautiful: http://2dboy.com/2011/03/23/five-reasons-i-love/ (via @Rocketpilot)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 23 17:42:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"50613510891257857","full_text":"The greatest Doctor Who T-shirts I've ever seen: <a href=\"http://forbiddenplanet.com/67582-doctor-who-t-shirt-4th-doctor-costume-forbidden-planet-exclusive/\">http://forbiddenplanet.com/67582-doctor-who-t-shirt-4th-doctor-costume-forbidden-planet-exclusive/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 23 02:56:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"50390486342565889","full_text":"Holy crap! RT @jannypie: WANT!! Poke It Out With A Stick!: Real Eye Of Sauron @geekologie <a href=\"http://ow.ly/4kmNC\">http://ow.ly/4kmNC</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 23 02:24:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"50382478900346880","full_text":"“@nursekris99: God bless the ACCPD: they're getting multiple calls for house checks out this way. This end of town ain't sleeping tonight.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 23 02:14:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"50379764325810176","full_text":"Setting up the hand-me-down iPad for Vivian. Just doing my part to hasten the singularity.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 23 01:47:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"50373104681222144","full_text":"OMG RT @cherrygarcia: Red Velvet Cake Batter Ice Cream with Red Velvet Cake Pieces & a Cream Cheese Frosting Swirl.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 22 19:32:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"50278763300270080","full_text":"\"Groupon in Retrospect\" A great deal for customers and for Groupon, but can absolutely kill the business. <a href=\"http://posiescafe.com/wp/?p=316\">http://posiescafe.com/wp/?p=316</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 22 16:48:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"50237496877002752","full_text":"I'm pretty sure eight of my ten favorite burgers have been from the Farm Cart.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/Cc2SL/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 22 00:29:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"49991032699490304","full_text":"Current status: The Kraken.  http://instagr.am/p/CbzA_/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 21 19:38:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"49917841570398208","full_text":"Sorry.. had to run and take care of something. Someone was wrong on the internet! <a href=\"http://www.metafilter.com/101681/Local-Food-Local-Rules#3592277\">http://www.metafilter.com/101681/Local-Food-Local-Rules#3592277</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 21 17:29:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"49885353217245184","full_text":"This is good. “@1000facescafe: We finalized a 2011 Ice Coffee Recipe tonight. Starts Monday!  Bitters, pomegranate, iced chemex..”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 21 17:02:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"49878447815798785","full_text":"Farm Cart's open! No one makes a better Dagwood.   @ Farm Cart http://instagr.am/p/CbSGB/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 21 13:36:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"49826670319894528","full_text":"Commentary: Paula Deen on UGA's new nutrition program:<br><a href=\"http://feedly.com/k/hnWTaD\">http://feedly.com/k/hnWTaD</a> /via @ivey","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 21 13:11:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"49820436359430144","full_text":"Been waiting months! RT @Farm255: tummy grumbling? already thinking about lunch?  well you're in luck because FARM CART is BACK!!!!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 23:19:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"49611031361753088","full_text":"There's no gluttony when tacos are involved. That said, I will admit ten may have been a bit excessive.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 18:13:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"49533927672659968","full_text":"When sleep takes you, it doesn't care if you're comfortable.  http://instagr.am/p/CZlRS/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 17:45:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"49527033151234048","full_text":"The bulbs the girls and I planted last fall are in bloom. Happy equinox! (Tulips foreground, daffodils in back) http://instagr.am/p/CZinE/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 16:06:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"49502065625546752","full_text":"Brunch: Corned Beef Hash (cubed potatoes, onion, and corned beef) & Scrambled Eggs (with butter, herbs, and a bit of half & half). Noms.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 04:31:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"49327202533244928","full_text":"Spent the last three hours banging out a sweet new feature for locallygrown.net. The coding muse has been feeding me well lately.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 01:38:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"49283580404314112","full_text":"Just put a duck in the oven to roast overnight at 200F. I have no idea what to expect. I'll let you know how it goes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 01:06:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"49275493828141056","full_text":"Coming down the backside of the cell. That was unexpected.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 00:59:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"49273882452041728","full_text":"It's not a big storm, but it's fierce, and parked right over our house. http://skit.ch/bjfy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 00:56:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"49273195123064832","full_text":"And there went the power. Fiercest storm we've had in a while. Oh, only a blink.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 20 00:54:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"49272550492094464","full_text":"Getting some pretty good hail over here. Duck & cover!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 19:45:46 +0000 2018","id_str":"1044311951373930496","full_text":"@marcoarment Nevermind. Got it by tapping anywhere other than the (i) icon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 03:32:57 +0000 2018","id_str":"1037906540357795840","full_text":"You can watch this comedy special for free if you’d like here at this link, and I absolutely think you should watch it, but if you can donate ten bucks and watch it, so much the better. <br><br><a href=\"http://cameronesposito.vhx.tv\">http://cameronesposito.vhx.tv</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 20 18:13:48 +0000 2018","id_str":"1031605233997303809","full_text":"I’ve shed 90% of the accounts I follow here, and am down to mostly just work folks, local folks, old school blogging folks, and darth. Eventually I’ll be gone altogether, but until then feel free to at me if you need to grab my attention. That goes for any of you.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 16:20:29 +0000 2018","id_str":"1030489550882328576","full_text":"There’s not a perfect social media platform, to be sure. There are others besides mastodon, including some separate but compatible systems. And they’re undergoing rapid development so comparisons will change. Is mastodon better than Twitter? For me, now, the answer is absolutely.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 16:15:29 +0000 2018","id_str":"1030488295476801536","full_text":"Another nice guide to mastodon (with illustrations!) can be found here: <a href=\"https://kevq.uk/how-does-mastodon-work/\">https://kevq.uk/how-does-mastodon-work/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 16:13:49 +0000 2018","id_str":"1030487872892231680","full_text":"Curious about mastodon and want to learn more? This guide is clear and concise: <a href=\"https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/\">https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/GuideToMastodon/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 16:00:54 +0000 2018","id_str":"1030484624584187904","full_text":"I’m not planning on any new content here, and am brutally trimming my follow list to just those I absolutely need to follow on Twitter. Like many others, I’ve moved to mastodon: @ewagoner@mastodon.social. If you like the classic Twitter look, there’s this: <a href=\"https://pinafore.social/accounts/6846\">https://pinafore.social/accounts/6846</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 16 02:26:36 +0000 2018","id_str":"1029917311178878977","full_text":"I’ve been on Twitter for a long time, long enough to have a six digit user number. It’s been a huge part of my online life for eleven years, but it’s increasingly clear this is no longer the place for me. I’ll be transitioning over to Mastodon — ewagoner  at mastodon dot social.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 23:35:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"49252802018557952","full_text":"Winter's Last Days http://instagr.am/p/CX64j/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 22:03:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"49229481692504065","full_text":"Top o' the morning to you! http://instagr.am/p/CXxNj/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 21:16:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"49217706964164608","full_text":"Odyssey Dawn, what's that missile you have on /<br>Could it be a faded scud from times gone by?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 20:54:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"49212203659825152","full_text":"DirtGirl from DirtGirlWorld appears to have been tailor made to tickle all those special parts of my brain. I know it's a cartoon. Shut up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 19:59:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"49198267329818624","full_text":"I've eaten 3 oranges this afternoon, and all 3 were the best orange I've ever had. And I thought the @chaffinorchards Mandarins were good.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 18:27:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"49175261144551425","full_text":"Cooking corned beef & cabbage for dinner for St. Patrick's Day. You \"spring forward\"ers who celebrated it already can suck it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 17:52:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"49166428460421121","full_text":"10% of my garden beds prepped. So good to have dirt under my fingernails again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 16:20:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"49143298631282688","full_text":"Received a box of navel oranges from @chaffinorchards. It's hard to treat them as the luxury that they are when they're as good as they are.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 19 00:15:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"48900294494531584","full_text":"Next time, maybe I won't use the coarse ground corn meal. The gluten free batter went a bit thin, but next time they'll be great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 22:56:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"48880448960598016","full_text":"Making corndogs from scratch with all local ingredients, because I realized I've got everything on hand. And it's Friday. And yum, corndogs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 21:32:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"48859452568375296","full_text":"I want to garden this weekend, but also the programming muse is smiling on me and I shouldn't pass her by. Might do both & just not sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 21:27:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"48858066946506752","full_text":"It's not that I got a lot done, exactly, but clearing an eight month old coding logjam makes me feel super productive today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 18:17:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"48810161992777729","full_text":"Who says fur = murder? RT @yewknee: Looks like @jnonfiction found my next winter coat: <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mpthRrd3hA\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mpthRrd3hA</a> #waitforit","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 18:06:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"48807553244729344","full_text":"A US remake of the so fantastically good \"House of Cards\" series? If done well, this will be awesome. <a href=\"http://blog.netflix.com/2011/03/house-of-cards.html\">http://blog.netflix.com/2011/03/house-of-cards.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 16:06:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"48777203437158400","full_text":"Every once in a while you need a change of scenery to get the job done. Solved an algorithm that's been vexing me a while at a coffee shop.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 18 01:10:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"48551745793687552","full_text":"It's \"Women and Aliens Appreciation Month\" over at @TheDrabblecast. I won't argue about that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 17 15:38:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"48407928553746432","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown is now the first in Athens to accept payments via Dwolla on your smartphone. Similar to but much easier than PayPal.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 17 13:45:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"48379446998204416","full_text":"\"Options for Arkansas grown meats, vegetables, grains and other items are just an Internet search away.\" <a href=\"http://sync.arkansasonline.com/news/2011/mar/15/how-does-your-garden-grow/\">http://sync.arkansasonline.com/news/2011/mar/15/how-does-your-garden-grow/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 17 11:51:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"48350745317216257","full_text":"Scientific American: U.S. food safety rules have little or no scientific basis, and are often flat out wrong. http://is.gd/v3aEY6","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 22:41:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"48151985945456640","full_text":"My daughter's school unveiled a website to manage her lunch account & it requires Internet Explorer. Hope they didn't spend too much on it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 21:06:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"48127906815291392","full_text":"After thirty days of walking at my desk, I've walked a total of 203 miles and burned 20,086 calories. Milkshake season, here I come!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 14:56:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"48034936531329024","full_text":"The new iPad cover sure is fun to play with. I bet it's even more fun with a new iPad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 12:28:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"47997689215983616","full_text":"Spent some quiet time before work at one of the state's last covered bridges, upriver from me.  http://instagr.am/p/CR7wZ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 12:26:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"47997284650188800","full_text":"Spent some quiet time before work at one of the state's last covered bridges, upriver from me.  http://instagr.am/p/CR7pZ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 12:25:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"47996963005796352","full_text":"Spent some quiet time before work at one of the state's last covered bridges, upriver from me.  http://instagr.am/p/CR7hA/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 03:33:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"47863109192384512","full_text":"Hank Moody: \"I look like an f'in FBI agent.\" Been waiting for that line for three seasons now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 16 00:31:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"47817139754766336","full_text":"Anyone here accepting payments through @Dwolla? I just signed up. Flat 25 cents per transaction, with apps for most smart phones.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 15 20:15:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"47752733062725632","full_text":"\"How one Thunder Bay (Ontario, pop 110,000) grower has used social media\" w/ Facebook, Twitter, & locallygrown.net <a href=\"http://www.thegrower.org/readnews.php?id=5m4o2q1w8e4k\">http://www.thegrower.org/readnews.php?id=5m4o2q1w8e4k</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 15 16:28:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"47695645582168064","full_text":"Er... Should have said a half pour of bourbon barrel aged Allagash Black. Not feeling up to a half pint of bourbon, honest.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 15 16:26:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"47695202852413440","full_text":"I effectively haven't eaten since Saturday, and I'm breaking the fast with a half pout of bourbon  @ Trappeze Pub http://instagr.am/p/CQwLl/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 15 11:51:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"47625878137602048","full_text":"Thirteen hours of sleep have me feeling more or less human again. Will attempt to go to work today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 14 21:20:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"47406748453183488","full_text":"Made it home. Not in one piece, exactly, but home nonetheless.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 14 16:55:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"47340066951012352","full_text":"The biggest font on the menu at this diner is the word \"FREEDOM\" in \"FREEDOM Fries\". #NEVARFORGET","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 14 13:55:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"47294897002266624","full_text":"It's all fun and games until half the family is up all night being sick. I think Savannah is telling us to go home already.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 14 01:43:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"47110536906801152","full_text":"\"Visit Creque Dam Farm under the full moonlight for the first Guest Chef Slow Down Dinner. Dress island casual.\" <a href=\"http://stcroixsource.com/content/community/miscellaneous/2011/03/09/ridge-reef-farm-presents-guest-chefs-slow-down-farm-dinne\">http://stcroixsource.com/content/community/miscellaneous/2011/03/09/ridge-reef-farm-presents-guest-chefs-slow-down-farm-dinne</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 13 19:35:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"47018067590512640","full_text":"This helps. A lot.   @ Tybee Island Pier http://instagr.am/p/CN-cG/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 13 17:53:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"46992279218556928","full_text":"While I was wearing Juniper, Vivian cut in front of me and abruptly stopped. I managed not to kill them, but wrenched my back in the effort.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 13 00:08:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"46724331010662402","full_text":"The meal at #goconf always ranks as one of my two best meals of the year. One look at the menu shows why.  <a href=\"http://gdzl.la/9pTXP9\">http://gdzl.la/9pTXP9</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 12 22:27:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"46698872034172928","full_text":"Juniper figured out how her shadow worked, and immediately started putting on a puppet show.  <a href=\"http://yfrog.us/nty6tz\">http://yfrog.us/nty6tz</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 12 21:52:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"46690129477238784","full_text":"It's always an adventure being out in public for extended periods with a bizzaro genius baby.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 12 16:09:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"46603693461745664","full_text":"Like a terrible cop movie cliche: RT @Shaun_Appleby \"Fukushima No 1 was scheduled for permanent retirement on 26 March 2011.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 22:27:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"46336496835362816","full_text":"About to try a charcuterie sampler from The Spotted Trotter.  http://instagr.am/p/CKgDC/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 21:10:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"46317191968206848","full_text":"We feasted on oysters in the shade of this ancient tree.  http://instagr.am/p/CKaO9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 20:50:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"46312061294215168","full_text":"Vivian, looking across the tidal marsh: \"I know what ocean that is. It's the Atlantic. And look over there. I can see Africa!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 20:43:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"46310233106165760","full_text":"I won't say how many oysters I just ate, but I weigh twice what I did an hour ago. #goconf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 20:11:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"46302315635949568","full_text":"\"Eric, can I interest you in a beer?\" I love being a rock star. Or hanging out with nice people. Whichever. #goconf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 18:06:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"46270793134505984","full_text":"Vivian and I are on a field trip to an oyster bed, to be followed by an oyster roast. It's agriculture! #goconf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 16:01:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"46239259060994048","full_text":"Made it to the #goconf and got my booth set up.  http://instagr.am/p/CKFh8/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 10:00:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"46148575515774976","full_text":"Grrrrrrrr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 04:58:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"46072553361518592","full_text":"Looks like I get a couple hours to nap. Zzzzzzzz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 11 03:34:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"46051427646320640","full_text":"Made it through market, thanks to our great volunteers & growers. Have to wake up in 4 hours to drive to Savannah, but first: more packing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 10 18:54:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"45920554439553024","full_text":"In 13 hours, I'm driving to Savannah for the Georgia Organics Conference. Assuming I survive the next 13 hours. Woof. #goconf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 10 17:02:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"45892198289518592","full_text":"I don't know what you call it when a hell day goes to hell, but this is it. The new truck engine died mid-route, adding chaos to market day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 23:57:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"45634334778073088","full_text":"Was supposed to get return info for 3 old DirecTV receivers, got 2, & only 1 matches what I have. They've no idea what they're doing there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 16:49:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"45526756911890432","full_text":"Tomorrow night I've got our farmers market, then a couple hours' nap since we have to leave the house at 3AM to drive to Savannah. #goconf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 16:31:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"45522227877265408","full_text":"\"To what nobler cause can a man devote his energies and talents than the bemufflement of clangings?\" <a href=\"http://hootingyard.org/archives/6178\">http://hootingyard.org/archives/6178</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 16:24:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"45520307305459713","full_text":"Champion skier & now CO farmer & a locallygrown.net market manager Alison Gannett is a NatGeo \"Top 10 Woman Adventurer\" <a href=\"http://ngadventure.typepad.com/blog/2011/03/ten-top-women-adventurers-for-international-womens-day.html\">http://ngadventure.typepad.com/blog/2011/03/ten-top-women-adventurers-for-international-womens-day.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 15:15:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"45502878781149184","full_text":"Now in GA: clearcut state-owned land for free & keep the profits! Step 1: Put up a billboard behind trees. 2: Profit! <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/030911/new_796737481.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/030911/new_796737481.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 02:03:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"45303571159318528","full_text":"Juniper's in her crib making fed-after-midnight Mogwai noises. I don't know if I can sleep tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 09 01:41:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"45298146573697024","full_text":"Reached my contact in VT, who's boiling sap while \"waist deep in snow\". If I'm lucky, she'll be mailing me a year's supply of her efforts.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 23:52:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"45270646850203648","full_text":"Proving once again she's my kid, Vivian says \"Math is part of the fun!\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 19:30:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"45204803462242305","full_text":"Once you get used to it, it's pretty easy to walk and eat chocolate cake at the same time.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 19:06:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"45198651005476864","full_text":"Added favoriting & commenting (w/ photos) to the locallygrown.net recipe system last night. It's now feature complete! <a href=\"http://www.locallygrown.net/recipes\">http://www.locallygrown.net/recipes</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 18:11:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"45184864592465920","full_text":"Instaprint is brilliant. <a href=\"http://instaprint.me/\">http://instaprint.me/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 13:43:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"45117317553733632","full_text":"$5100 and a new engine for our box truck later, and my market's already blown our expense budget for the year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 08 00:00:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"44910326289932288","full_text":"I love watching our new office get built. They're on the second floor, and we'll be up at the top, on the 7th.  http://instagr.am/p/CFCl9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 07 23:44:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"44906372042719232","full_text":"I've done some amazing food transformations in my day, but turning apples from a local orchard into the most amazing vinegar might be tops.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 07 18:10:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"44822299186184192","full_text":"Payday! Some online business get VC funding, others are self-funded. Mine's the latter. http://instagr.am/p/CEs8K/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 07 16:26:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"44796150313779200","full_text":"“Literally, four years ago, this was not happening, Now, everywhere you turn, someone’s a farmer.” <a href=\"http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/06/us/06farmers.html?_r=1&src=recg\">http://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/06/us/06farmers.html?_r=1&src=recg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 07 15:49:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"44786814501912576","full_text":"Oranges don't grow here, so I've no problems seeking out a responsible grove from afar to trade with: @chaffinorchards <a href=\"http://www.chaffinfamilyorchards.com/store/navels.php\">http://www.chaffinfamilyorchards.com/store/navels.php</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 06 01:47:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"44212516930330624","full_text":"The main character just got a MacArthur Grant. I'd like one of those. I'd put it to good use, promise.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 06 01:22:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"44206289651376129","full_text":"Finally watching \"Synecdoche, New York\". Oh, my, Samantha Morton as Hazel.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 06 00:57:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"44199988523319296","full_text":"Eric's Home of Chicken and Waffles http://instagr.am/p/CB2U-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 06 00:22:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"44191018425384960","full_text":"Had to heat up another skillet to hold all the chicken. I have problems cooking for one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 06 00:04:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"44186487377498112","full_text":"Chicken's cut up, cast iron skillet's getting hot. Chicken & waffles -- it's on!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 22:58:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"44169892718587904","full_text":"Called DirecTV w/ what I thought was a yes/no question about some old equipment they left me. Half hour later, I'm wishing I just junked it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 22:08:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"44157371404136448","full_text":"cowboy coffee & chemical cream/<br>ride ride ride on my stallion of green/<br>midnight shower sleep in the flowers/<br>& dream ... rapid fire dreams","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 13 06:19:15 +0000 2018","id_str":"1028888693954818048","full_text":"I can’t believe this spot I stumbled upon to watch meteors less than five miles from my house. It’s dark enough I can see the dust lanes in the Milky Way, and there were posts just right for hanging my hammock. The meteors have been pretty great too, lots with shimmering trails.","favorite_count":"13","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 23:46:08 +0000 2018","id_str":"1028427376634617857","full_text":"The first band today, Elekibass, is freaking delightful. Imagine If Herb Alpert did rockabilly. And was Japanese.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 03:46:17 +0000 2018","id_str":"1028125425174761473","full_text":"I just witnessed a “Like a Virgin” conga line, so I guess the kids are back in town.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 09 22:55:30 +0000 2018","id_str":"1027689858565918720","full_text":"#spaceforce <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BmRpGPmlHeD/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1uyowq5sl25zf\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BmRpGPmlHeD/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1uyowq5sl25zf</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 09 20:52:20 +0000 2018","id_str":"1027658862466396160","full_text":"That chorus of screams you’ve been hearing for the last half hour is business owners everywhere who can’t take payments or operate their registers because @square has a system-wide outage. First time I’ve seen that (and of course it happened right as my farmers market opened).","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 09 03:03:20 +0000 2018","id_str":"1027389838847344645","full_text":"Joe Jack Talcum’s aucustic guitar and harmonica version of “Punk Rock Girl” is tight, yo.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 09 00:22:57 +0000 2018","id_str":"1027349480046305281","full_text":"This breathtaking drone footage over Pompeii shows just how large the ancient city was. I’ve never seen it like this before. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/CSyfkqD3oig\">https://youtu.be/CSyfkqD3oig</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 08 23:03:19 +0000 2018","id_str":"1027329438093074435","full_text":"Once again, XKCD accurately sums up my chosen profession. <a href=\"https://xkcd.com/2030/\">https://xkcd.com/2030/</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 08 05:03:34 +0000 2018","id_str":"1027057710154563585","full_text":"If you like your post apocalyptic fiction to be terrifyingly realistic, then you’ll love the book I’m reading: “The 2020 Commission Report on the North Korean Nuclear Attack’s on the United States” by noted NK nuclear expert Jeffrey Lewis. It’s harrowing. <br><a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/aug/06/2020-commission-report-north-korean-attacks-against-united-states-jeffrey-lewis-review\">https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/aug/06/2020-commission-report-north-korean-attacks-against-united-states-jeffrey-lewis-review</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 21:37:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"44149452558176256","full_text":"Somehow, every time I'm home alone, I find myself doing laundry in my underwear and a chef's hat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 21:11:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"44143024321728512","full_text":"Skipped breakfast. Skipped lunch. Thinking maybe waffles and fried chicken for dinner. Want some?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 19:55:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"44123966465507328","full_text":"Doing some spring cleaning today. It's a bit of a challenge, since so much that needs cleaning is incorporeal.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 19:13:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"44113344977846272","full_text":"On days like this, I do wish Trappeze and their wonderful brunch weren't 45 minutes away.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 05:25:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"43904975352504320","full_text":"Turns out White Russians and chocolate cake go very, very well together. <br><br>Sorry, plain old milk. You've been replaced.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 04:13:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"43886784668639232","full_text":"Got tired of not knowing my whisky, so I tried a flight of five.   @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/CASwT/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 05 04:12:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"43886486000635904","full_text":"Pisco Sour  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/CASrK/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 22:32:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"43800968109887488","full_text":"March fourth? March forth!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 21:39:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"43787777648771072","full_text":"An animal I've seen twice (once near my house, the other an \"official\" sighting in Missouri) is now declared extinct: <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/02/eastern-cougar-extinct-mo_n_830181.html\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/02/eastern-cougar-extinct-mo_n_830181.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 19:36:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"43756608181895168","full_text":"Very happy with the response my new recipe feature has received. Now you can see *all* the recipes & subscribe via RSS: <a href=\"http://locallygrown.net/recipes\">http://locallygrown.net/recipes</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 16:09:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"43704649584361474","full_text":"I've lost track. Is this one of the wives he cheated on, one of the women he cheated with, or both? <a href=\"http://newtexplore2012.com/\">http://newtexplore2012.com/</a> #doasisaynotasido","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 15:39:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"43697006165757952","full_text":"I've got the house to myself all weekend. Not sure what I'll do. Apart from cranking up the Mighty Mighty Bosstones, of course.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 04 03:33:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"43514279659438080","full_text":"It was a tough evening at the farmers market today. If you feel I need a reason to be eating chocolate cake for dinner, use that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 03 02:23:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"43134490020823041","full_text":"Wow. Looks like the Mars Needs Moms movie took a charming book and turned it into trash. How surprising of Disney.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 03 00:34:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"43106895422173184","full_text":"Lemon zest and asparagus ravioli on a bed of sauteed spinach and ham with a lemon goat yogurt pan sauce. Yeah, cl http://instagr.am/p/B9WUK/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 21:58:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"43067559259537408","full_text":"A rhubarb julip, now at Highwire Lounge.  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/B9NOk/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 19:35:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"43031628750143488","full_text":"New (not refurb) original iPads now on sale at the Apple store for $100 off: <a href=\"http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/specialdeals/clearance/ipad?mco=MTM3NDc1NzM\">http://store.apple.com/us/browse/home/specialdeals/clearance/ipad?mco=MTM3NDc1NzM</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 16:51:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"42990433432911872","full_text":"More metrics: 422 markets have been created, 2713 farms have joined those markets, 58,000 products listed, and 141,000 orders placed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 16:43:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"42988475103969281","full_text":"Yesterday, locallygrown.net passed 25,000 total customers. Since I've opened the website, they've spent $4,000,000 on local food.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 15:32:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"42970561730723841","full_text":"There were days my bike commute to work felt like this, so I got a car. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0VLouJFNQ&feature=youtu.be\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO0VLouJFNQ&feature=youtu.be</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 14:33:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"42955784321110017","full_text":"\"Hurt Me\" by M.L.N. Hanover is a dark, somewhat uncomfortable ghost story with an ending that make everything brighter. <a href=\"http://podcastle.org/2011/02/08/podcastle-143-hurt-me/\">http://podcastle.org/2011/02/08/podcastle-143-hurt-me/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 02 02:37:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"42775503211466752","full_text":"Land donated to the state for use as a farmers market has been sold by the state to a mega-chain of restaurants. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/030111/new_792693706.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/030111/new_792693706.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 20:45:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"42687021608734720","full_text":"Arkansas story is very strange. A well-respected farmer at the center of the sustainability scene there is accused of fraud at every level.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 19:40:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"42670583099564032","full_text":"On the last song now. My verdict? \"Collapse into Now\" could easily become my favorite REM album. It's really, really good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 19:10:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"42663067233951744","full_text":"\"Uberlin\" (track three) has that older REM sound. Great start to the album so far.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 19:01:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"42660723318456320","full_text":"Stream of the new REM album starting now! <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/2011/03/01/134028781/live-march-1-r-e-m-listening-party\">http://www.npr.org/2011/03/01/134028781/live-march-1-r-e-m-listening-party</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 17:01:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"42630500602482688","full_text":"Shareholder meeting followed by a board of directors meeting. Corporate governance is fun! Now back to the treadmill.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 16:02:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"42615663692480512","full_text":"Arkansas meat recall details are still unclear & vary depending on which side you hear. More info: <a href=\"http://village.locallygrown.net/weblog\">http://village.locallygrown.net/weblog</a> <a href=\"http://russellville.locallygrown.net/weblog\">http://russellville.locallygrown.net/weblog</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 15:59:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"42615013667635200","full_text":"A pastured meat producer in Arkansas had to recall all their products due to either mislabeling or fraudulent use of USDA inspection stamp.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 15:26:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"42606732354142209","full_text":"My college once again makes #1 in a rankings article, this time for... worst nickname. <a href=\"http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/02/25/9-worst-college-nicknames/\">http://www.totalprosports.com/2011/02/25/9-worst-college-nicknames/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 14:50:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"42597545221955584","full_text":"\"Terrible Ones\" by Tim Pratt. A fun theatric story with characters from Greek myth set in modern San Francisco. <a href=\"http://podcastle.org/2011/01/18/podcastle-140-terrible-ones/\">http://podcastle.org/2011/01/18/podcastle-140-terrible-ones/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 02:49:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"42416213908926465","full_text":"New ipad app 4 direcTV came out 2nite, & it's pretty sweet. Can't watch shows on it, but that's the only thing 'tween me & those Wall-E ppl.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 02:10:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"42406201467736064","full_text":"Here's a great little essay about running a \"lifestyle\" web business: Mom and Pop, At Web Scale - Anil Dash http://bit.ly/f5Z6ff","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 01:43:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"42399415218085888","full_text":"It's 8:30 at night. Time to bring this Monday to a close with one part diet coke to one part Kraken rum.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 01:02:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"42389104415096832","full_text":"Juniper and I shared this one.  http://instagr.am/p/B65jJ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 01 00:21:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"42378921655808000","full_text":"Omelette night, with local raw milk Brie. Nine farms grew my dinner.  http://instagr.am/p/B63mv/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 28 23:38:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"42368057867382785","full_text":"Frying potatoes in duck fat, because that's what you do when you're lucky enough to have duck fat.  http://instagr.am/p/B61PL/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 28 17:12:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"42270848337461248","full_text":"The high today: 76 degrees. The low tomorrow: 34 degrees. There goes the fruit crop...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 28 15:11:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"42240376001671168","full_text":"The Eleven Doctors (by MC Escher?): <a href=\"http://shirt.woot.com/shirts/relatively-awesome\">http://shirt.woot.com/shirts/relatively-awesome</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 28 14:45:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"42233928500649984","full_text":"\"The Notebook of my Favourite Skin-Trees\" (Alex D MacFarlane) Who knew trees growing out of our flesh would be so sexy? <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2011/02/24/ep281/\">http://escapepod.org/2011/02/24/ep281/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 28 02:33:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"42049802804006913","full_text":"Today I planted kiwi vines, baked cookies, and cut a bunch of brush. A full day! Also, I ate far too many cookies.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 27 21:30:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"41973403069972480","full_text":"\"I'm on the fourth island already, and it's still day time!\" Vivian discovered Tiny Wings on my iPhone. It's a fun little game.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 27 18:02:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"41921227270529024","full_text":"Oh, the color on the broth from the hen I cooked overnight. Indicative of a long, happy life. She wasn't no super http://instagr.am/p/B5KMX/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 27 14:52:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"41873350141804544","full_text":"It's 75 degrees out, the trees are all budding, and it's a beautiful Spring day. The freeze we're bound to get is going to be a real bitch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 27 02:59:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"41693950683127808","full_text":"Put a local stewing hen in the crockpot to bathe overnight, for tomorrow I make mull. <a href=\"http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes/64\">http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes/64</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 27 01:10:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"41666339668111360","full_text":"Let's eat! http://instagr.am/p/B335W/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 27 01:04:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"41664918168141824","full_text":"Salad. Dressed.  http://instagr.am/p/B33dB/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 27 00:55:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"41662674114707456","full_text":"Ribs. Smoked and sauced.  http://instagr.am/p/B32tn/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 26 23:37:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"41642922289926144","full_text":"Roots. Oiled and herbed.  http://instagr.am/p/B3wVs/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 26 23:01:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"41634009058508800","full_text":"Ribs. Rubbed.  http://instagr.am/p/B3tXq/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 26 19:18:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"41577885537931264","full_text":"After a week on the free @joyent-provided @newrelic Bronze Plan, I saw enough clear value to upgrade to Gold. It's great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 25 14:49:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"41147874951561216","full_text":"Endosymbiont by Blake Charlton is a great story of the arrival of the Singularity, with a focus on our humanity. <a href=\"http://escapepod.org/2011/02/18/endosymbiont/\">http://escapepod.org/2011/02/18/endosymbiont/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 25 04:21:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"40989799321960448","full_text":"At a town hall meeting, someone asked my congressman, \"When is someone going to shoot Obama?\" And got big a big laugh. http://is.gd/9ASgGY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 24 03:54:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"40620441508777984","full_text":"Overlook Restaurant Children's Menu: http://bit.ly/fhEVT0 \"Where children know their place -- in the corner\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 24 01:50:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"40589293336403968","full_text":"It was a pretty great day, but the highlight came this AM, listening to Kevin Smith & wife Jen discuss the singularity: http://is.gd/V0MWVW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 24 01:31:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"40584599755173888","full_text":"If there was any doubt that I live a charmed life, I've been trading Napoleon Dynamite quotes with a farmer via Twitter. It's pretty sweet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 23:49:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"40558912541302784","full_text":"$7 for four pints of beer plus a keepsake glass? Why don't I come here every day?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 23:44:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"40557530484580352","full_text":"People here are playing Fluxx. Haven't played that in so, so long. Great game.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 22:58:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"40546163828461568","full_text":"Where beer is made.  http://instagr.am/p/BzUOb/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 22:51:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"40544379366014976","full_text":"It's the Hopsecutioner.  http://instagr.am/p/BzT2G/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 22:48:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"40543645744500736","full_text":"Touring Terrapin brewery while on the clock. #toughlife http://instagr.am/p/BzTqE/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 22:03:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"40532159760437248","full_text":"Indiana deputy attorney general who advocated using live ammo on Wisconsin protestors \"no longer employed\". <a href=\"http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-report-ind-official-urged-cops-to-shoot-protesters-20110223,0,4211346.story\">http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chibrknews-report-ind-official-urged-cops-to-shoot-protesters-20110223,0,4211346.story</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 15:04:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"40426661467918336","full_text":"US House slashed funding for soil conservation, sustainable ag, & new farmer credit. Commodity subsidies? Untouched. <a href=\"http://sustainableagriculture.net/blog/take-action-oppose-reckless-spending-cuts-2/\">http://sustainableagriculture.net/blog/take-action-oppose-reckless-spending-cuts-2/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 14:14:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"40414084084015105","full_text":"A deputy attorney general advocates using live ammunition against Wisconsin protestors: <a href=\"http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/02/indiana-official-jeff-cox-live-ammunition-against-wisconsin-protesters\">http://motherjones.com/politics/2011/02/indiana-official-jeff-cox-live-ammunition-against-wisconsin-protesters</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 23 01:06:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"40215823545155584","full_text":"Having salmon at my farmers market has completely spoiled me. I didn't know what I'd been missing, but this was it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 22 20:23:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"40144581999726592","full_text":"I hope this (not a fake!) memo comes up when Jon Stewart interviews Donald Rumsfeld tonight: <a href=\"http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf#search=%22Libya%22\">http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf#search=%22Libya%22</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 22 17:40:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"40103644816740353","full_text":"\"The Last Ringbearer\": A re-telling of the War of the Ring from Mordor's point of view. <a href=\"http://www.salon.com/books/laura_miller/2011/02/15/last_ringbearer/index.html\">http://www.salon.com/books/laura_miller/2011/02/15/last_ringbearer/index.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 22 15:21:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"40068777299296256","full_text":"The latest DrabbleCast, \"Love in the Pneumatic Tube Era\", was great. Even with all the intro's \"Dutch Oven\" synonyms. <a href=\"http://web.me.com/normsherman/Site/Podcast/Entries/2011/2/17_Drabblecast_198-_Love_in_the_Pneumatic_Tube_Era.html\">http://web.me.com/normsherman/Site/Podcast/Entries/2011/2/17_Drabblecast_198-_Love_in_the_Pneumatic_Tube_Era.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 22 03:25:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"39888571372412928","full_text":"Juniper's started beat boxing. Send all booking requests through me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 22 02:27:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"39873866658623488","full_text":"It's 9:30 at night, and I'm heating up some duck confit. As one so often does.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 22 01:34:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"39860634141204480","full_text":"V'ger tweets now, not yet seeking creator: RT @Voyager2: CCS: END BASELINE SEQUENCE B150: BEGIN BASELINE SEQUENCE B151: LOCK STAR","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 21 17:35:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"39740027093262336","full_text":"\"... the mailman realizes that he’s come at a very bad time. It’s Wednesday, and I am killing chickens today.\" http://is.gd/2buGvX New book!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 21 16:44:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"39727235959238656","full_text":"Six and a tenth miles walked at the desk before lunch. Hello, Monday!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 21 14:14:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"39689382701047808","full_text":"Tulsa Clean Food Market: The Online, Wintertime Farmers Market (\"Look at these eggs. I could snuggle up to them.\") <a href=\"http://www.tashadoestulsa.com/2011/02/tulsa-clean-food-market-the-online-wintertime-farmers-market/\">http://www.tashadoestulsa.com/2011/02/tulsa-clean-food-market-the-online-wintertime-farmers-market/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 23:55:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"39473336836694016","full_text":"Wow. Don Ho's cover of \"Shock the Monkey\" is amazing. Good or bad, I'm undecided, but amazing either way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 23:22:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"39464998669393920","full_text":"Made it all the way through Taste of Athens with a 1 year old strapped to my chest. And got very few caramelized onions in her hair.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 18:20:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"39388836383424512","full_text":"I hope my wisdom tooth finishes coming in soon. I don't know how much longer I can hide that my coffee cup contains mostly whisky.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 17:45:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"39380114022207488","full_text":"I must have worn her out yesterday. I casually mentioned a nap to Juniper, and she ran over to get her bottle then tried to climb up my leg.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 14:37:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"39332936406937600","full_text":"I'm not sure if Juniper really did sleep for 15 hours or if I just slept through her cries, but it was nice to get up at nine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 02:13:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"39145560564826112","full_text":"Bought this handmade cake for $8, and the baker even ground the flour in her own mill. I feel like I've robbed he http://instagr.am/p/Bt7SI/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 01:50:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"39139887806550017","full_text":"Juniper was entranced by the Chinese Lion Dancers, until the people stepped out to bow. Then it was all tears.  http://instagr.am/p/Bt5dz/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 01:44:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"39138223355592704","full_text":"I'm the only adult in the house tonight. Which means I can light my good candles. http://instagr.am/p/Bt49a/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 20 00:25:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"39118503487344640","full_text":"Gone! Gelfling gone! http://instagr.am/p/Bty6_/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 19 23:52:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"39110022017462272","full_text":"Introducing Vivian to The Dark Crystal. For good or ill.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 19 17:26:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"39012875100106752","full_text":"Mother and Child Reunion http://instagr.am/p/BtTnO/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 19 17:10:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"39008969657688064","full_text":"The loveliest of all.  http://instagr.am/p/BtSXf/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 19 16:50:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"39003823414591488","full_text":"They didn't have room to release the entire krakken.  http://instagr.am/p/BtQu8/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 19 16:37:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"39000537647153152","full_text":"Asks Viv: \"Does she think I'm her young?\" http://instagr.am/p/BtPrS/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 21:35:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"38713357192134656","full_text":".@joyent @NewRelic Thanks for the New Relic account!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 19:46:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"38685744394412032","full_text":"The US House just voted to defund Planned Parenthood and the new healthcare law, while giving $7 million to NASCAR.  #priorities","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 03 22:34:09 +0000 2018","id_str":"1025510158162685952","full_text":"“Battling Infectious Diseases in the 20th Century: The Impact of Vaccines” These heat maps for several major diseases before and after vaccines are from 2015, but I saw them for the first time today. It’s a great bit of data visualization!<br><br><a href=\"http://graphics.wsj.com/infectious-diseases-and-vaccines/\">http://graphics.wsj.com/infectious-diseases-and-vaccines/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 01 01:48:26 +0000 2018","id_str":"1024471887194279936","full_text":"This is beautiful. Sound on! <a href=\"https://twitter.com/emotionalpedant/status/1023983232021356544\">https://twitter.com/emotionalpedant/status/1023983232021356544</a>","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 30 04:11:02 +0000 2018","id_str":"1023782997672247298","full_text":"Seems about right for a 2018 political story. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/LeslieCockburn/status/1023701334434959362\">https://twitter.com/LeslieCockburn/status/1023701334434959362</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 19:29:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"38681644210585600","full_text":"After the Re-Fi, Wells Fargo asked me to take a survey. I was scathing. They just called me to follow up & I was again scathing. Felt good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 18:39:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"38669067330002944","full_text":"Your tweets not making it to Facebook anymore? You're not alone. <a href=\"http://www.macworld.com/article/158027/2011/02/twitter2facebook.html\">http://www.macworld.com/article/158027/2011/02/twitter2facebook.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 17:05:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"38645234753744897","full_text":"It's a beautiful day, perfect for a vanilla malt at The Grill's counter.   @ The Grill http://instagr.am/p/Brtqy/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 14:05:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"38599954951974912","full_text":"This Christmas story has ninja elves, a young mummy, evil Dr. Hitler Moriarity, and lots of Irish coffee (mostly Irish). http://is.gd/ZqSrrM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 02:51:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"38430405493391360","full_text":"My sincere apologies to anyone who had to drive behind me today. Not even the Spy Hunter car could lay down as thick a smokescreen as I did.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 02:12:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"38420499373629440","full_text":"The lovey-dovey couple at the next table both started singing along to \"Cherokee People\" when it came on the radio. It was kinda cute.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 18 01:51:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"38415181436551168","full_text":"In a span of three days, both of our Ford trucks have been diagnosed as needing whole new engines. Is there a virus going around?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 17 17:41:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"38292003410153472","full_text":"Green chile cheeseburgers (with real Hatch chile!) can now be found in Athens! Yummy Bites, next to the old Blueb http://instagr.am/p/Bqb98/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 17 14:23:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"38242181181341696","full_text":"Left a literal 25-mile long cloud of smoking oil on my drive to Athens. Hopefully the truck will make it home, & then it gets a new engine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 16 21:13:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"37983032942002176","full_text":"\"The People of Burning Man\" looks like a great book. Assuming you're the sort that likes the people of Burning Man. <a href=\"http://www.thepeopleofburningman.com:80/phpgal/index.php?pageType=folder&currDir=./Sample_Pages\">http://www.thepeopleofburningman.com:80/phpgal/index.php?pageType=folder&currDir=./Sample_Pages</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 16 16:14:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"37907746170863617","full_text":"I guess my note-taking system failed me. Read the paper today & discovered I'm speaking at a public forum Friday night. <a href=\"http://onlineathens.com/stories/021611/liv_786228620.shtml\">http://onlineathens.com/stories/021611/liv_786228620.shtml</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 16 15:22:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"37894619295391744","full_text":"Lord knows how it got here, but I just found one of these: <a href=\"http://www.cigars-review.org/Partagas-Serie-P-No-2.htm\">http://www.cigars-review.org/Partagas-Serie-P-No-2.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 15 22:26:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"37638958489804801","full_text":"After walking all day for three weeks, the insides of my legs are rearranging themselves. Which means my skin doesn't fit them anymore.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 15 18:23:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"37577803410964480","full_text":"I've really been enjoying \"Plus One\", the podcast from Kevin Smith & his wife Jen. The 2/14 episode is especially nice. <a href=\"http://smodcast.com/plusone/\">http://smodcast.com/plusone/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 15 16:25:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"37548086565806080","full_text":"\"You build your app. We'll support your customers.\" Launching today: <a href=\"http://cosupport.us\">http://cosupport.us</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 14 23:59:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"37300013679915008","full_text":"Somebody made sure she'd be getting at least one valentine in her box.  http://instagr.am/p/BnAxn/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 14 19:13:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"37228062256922625","full_text":"Less complaining. More sexy rumpus. Either, or both. Your choice. <a href=\"http://theoatmeal.com/blog/valentines_day\">http://theoatmeal.com/blog/valentines_day</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 14 16:04:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"37180320537124866","full_text":"My farmers market box truck needs just under $5k in engine work. If only my farmers market had $5k...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 14 00:50:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"36950322412781568","full_text":"If the school valentine box contest is judged on the quantity of artistically drawn blood, Viv has it nailed.  http://gdzl.la/9i3aEm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 14 00:37:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"36947152517206016","full_text":"Also, \"Here, have some flesh!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 14 00:35:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"36946721468588032","full_text":"\"Drink the water. It gives you health.\" \"Do what dinosaurs do best -- kill!\" I'll assume she's doing voice overs for a game she's making.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 07:41:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"36691514599931904","full_text":"Why, hello there 3am. Long time, no see. Yes, I did install Civ V today. Why do you ask?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 03:18:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"36625345952227328","full_text":"Here is \"Juniper Eats Cake\": <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqfBTKOTPgk\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqfBTKOTPgk</a> (Yes, this is a complete abuse of the \"trailers\" feature of iMovie.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 01:39:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"36600431694061569","full_text":". @psylosyren Please pass along this message: \"Hellooooo, ladies!\"<br>http://queencitybeards.com/the-whiskerinas/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 00:58:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"36589917140160512","full_text":"Noms.  http://gdzl.la/9hJViq","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 00:46:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"36587046038409216","full_text":"She started feeding herself with a spoon, but she quickly found a faster way.  http://gdzl.la/9hJNh1 http://gdzl.la/9hJNgb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 13 00:04:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"36576376312037377","full_text":"I swear, this is pre-sugar rush.  http://gdzl.la/9hJjUd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 23:24:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"36566466992021504","full_text":"It's a bit shaggy. Also, it's too tall to fit under the top of the cake holder.  http://instagr.am/p/BjzQ6/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 22:52:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"36558276464218112","full_text":"Now assembling the big cake. Three layers, gluten free, chocolate, with whipped ganache frosting.  http://instagr.am/p/Bjw7U/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 21:55:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"36544051796770816","full_text":"Frosted the \"little\" cake that Juniper gets all to herself.  http://instagr.am/p/Bjs7v/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 18:30:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"36492296484556801","full_text":"Just caught the Squirrel Nut Zippers on Sesame Street singing \"Put a Squid On It\". Everything will be alright.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 17:43:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"36480519554203648","full_text":"Just made two quarts of semi-sweet chocolate ganache to frost the birthday cakes. There are two cakes, because Juniper gets her own.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 05:37:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"36297794918555649","full_text":"It's midnight thirty on a Friday night, and I'm just starting to bake some birthday cakes. As one does.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 05:30:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"36296014319206400","full_text":"My new wisdom tooth has broken through my gum line. I'm 39 years old, and that's far too old to be cutting teeth.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 01:01:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"36228423760216064","full_text":"Another amazing set at T&G - an Irish cottage, inside and out.  @ Athens Community Theatre http://instagr.am/p/BiUzu/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 12 00:36:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"36222028159651840","full_text":"Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup cocktail was actually very tasty, like an alcoholic gazpacho. http://instagr.am/p/BiTQ_/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 11 22:54:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"36196420570587136","full_text":"Six o'clock. Time to go drink a grilled cheese sandwich and then head over to Town & Gown for the show.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 11 19:56:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"36151496785661952","full_text":"The cocktail contains Grilled Cheese Infused Rum, Roasted Tomatoes / Basil, Dolin Blanc Vermouth, Glenfiddich 12, Celery Bitters.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 11 19:44:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"36148495698100224","full_text":"\"One of the most intriguing cocktails we've ever featured on our menu. We infuse a dark rum with grilled cheese sandwiches...\" (this's real)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 11 18:28:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"36129501939240961","full_text":"Watching the Egyptian people celebrate while eating hummus, falafel, baba gannouj, and shawarma.   @ The Sultan http://instagr.am/p/Bh_Ct/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 11 04:01:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"35911220037029888","full_text":"Hear, hear! RT @mtodd Got 2 years of @Skitch Plus for free! Early adopters properly appreciated, IMO. Thanks @Skitch, keep being awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 11 01:56:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"35879909838700544","full_text":"I've *got* to put a lamppost in my woods. http://bit.ly/gU7SaG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 10 05:30:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"35571189560639488","full_text":"Made it home through the blizzard. You can call back the sled teams.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 10 04:40:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"35558825301901312","full_text":"Somehow bumped my not empty coffee cup such that it jumped up, flipped upside down, and landed again in the car cup holder. Call Guy Fieri.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 10 03:19:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"35538208095862784","full_text":"The snow's really coming down here in midtown Atlanta. If I don't make it home in two hours, send out the sled dogs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 10 01:37:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"35512744857833472","full_text":"\"Hillbilly bajingo wash\" on Regretsy: http://bit.ly/gDu2WM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 10 01:30:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"35510870754861056","full_text":". @sfeley is teaching us about programming background tasks in true @sfeley fashion: by telling us a story. I like when Steve tells stories.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 09 23:20:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"35478090541039616","full_text":"AtlRUG folks: looks like I'll be late. Can't really pass up a chance to try \"the best bourbon\".  http://instagr.am/p/BfxVQ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 09 22:36:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"35466980836388864","full_text":"I was just given some homemade bacon jam. Yes, really.  http://instagr.am/p/BfvCQ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 09 12:31:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"35314795267756033","full_text":"It's only been two weeks, but if I lose twice again what I've lost, I'll be kicked out of the Pi Club (weight lbs / height inches &gt; Pi).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 09 02:49:47 +0000 2011","id_str":"35168452389900288","full_text":"Poverty rate in Athens, GA: 36.3%. For comparison, St. Louis, MO (\"the most dangerous city in America\"): #22 at 26.5%","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 09 02:25:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"35162463695536128","full_text":"Of all the urban counties in the entire United States, Athens, Georgia is number one... in poverty. http://gapolitico.com/?p=17317","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 09 01:15:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"35144777502564353","full_text":"Watching that one ST:TNG where Riker wants to get it on with the non-human gal but it turns awkward & then it's revealed she's the bad guy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 08 20:26:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"35071933183696896","full_text":"If my payment's late, they say to the penny how much interest I owe. When they refund money they took in three weeks, no interest at all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 08 20:14:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"35069046319751169","full_text":"Oh, I see, Wells Fargo. It's my fault for not canceling auto-pay. Your policy is to keep drafting accounts, even after a loan is paid off.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 08 19:42:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"35061007541862400","full_text":"Valentine's Angry Birds is dark. The cute bows and baseball caps feels more like I'm beating up on kids instead of egg-stealing bad guys.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 08 14:03:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"34975507787292672","full_text":"Wells Fargo closed my re-fi last week, cashed the huge check I wrote, but kept the old loan open and drafted my bank for a double payment.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 08 01:45:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"34789942379036672","full_text":"Juniper gives the Bebot kisses, and makes him sing.  http://instagr.am/p/Bdo3t/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 23:43:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"34759084767051776","full_text":"My body wants to eat about ten grapefruit for dinner, and I think I'm going to let it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 22:05:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"34734531055452160","full_text":"Final distance for the day: 11.5 miles. Now I'm off to eat a horse. I'm starving.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 19:54:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"34701555118637056","full_text":"Hold music for my auto mechanic: \"Legs, she knows how to use them\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 18:57:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"34687249924755456","full_text":"Maya Beiser's cover of \"Kashmir\" (instrumental w/ cello & other strings) is worth a listen. NPR has it here: <a href=\"http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127218632\">http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127218632</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 18:50:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"34685350622273536","full_text":"I decided today to kick up my pace from 1.5mph to 1.8mph. Doesn't feel any faster, but here it is 2pm and I'm already hitting 7 miles.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 17:09:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"34660099788111872","full_text":"Nothing like a five mile walk at my desk to bring on the lunch hunger.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 16:23:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"34648348854063106","full_text":"Here's some creative cookery. \"They Draw & Cook: Recipe Renderings by Artists & Illustrators\" <a href=\"http://www.theydrawandcook.com/\">http://www.theydrawandcook.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 16:02:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"34643279756660736","full_text":"\"What's your favorite number?\" \"I don't want to pick out a favorite. That would be rude.\" <a href=\"http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/secretlife/scientists/steffie-tomson/\">http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/secretlife/scientists/steffie-tomson/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 07 14:09:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"34614627870441472","full_text":"My representative, a medical doctor, has co-sponsored legislation that tells hospitals it's ok to let women die. <a href=\"http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/blog/2011/02/04/protecting-life-bill-says-women\">http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/blog/2011/02/04/protecting-life-bill-says-women</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 06 20:28:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"34347787554390016","full_text":"Juniper toddles.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 26 03:38:20 +0000 2018","id_str":"1022325219648778240","full_text":"“Ellen’s dying wish was that women of size make her death matter by advocating strongly for their health and not accepting that fat is the only relevant health issue.” <a href=\"https://m.legacy.com/obituaries/timescolonist/obituary.aspx?n&pid=189588876&referrer=0&preview=True\">https://m.legacy.com/obituaries/timescolonist/obituary.aspx?n&pid=189588876&referrer=0&preview=True</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 22 17:42:58 +0000 2018","id_str":"1021088224117252096","full_text":"Same. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/UEhTmETAt9A\">https://youtu.be/UEhTmETAt9A</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 22 05:48:14 +0000 2018","id_str":"1020908358365319169","full_text":"Me: It’s 2am. I really ought to go to sleep. <br><br>Also me: A rocket is about to launch a satellite and then try to land again on a boat. I really ought to watch that. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1020894027669954560\">https://twitter.com/SpaceX/status/1020894027669954560</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 19 01:19:08 +0000 2018","id_str":"1019753470495264768","full_text":"The Violent Femmes are setting up. Among the things brought onto the stage: a ten foot tall saxophone and a Weber grill.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 19 00:29:06 +0000 2018","id_str":"1019740881077891072","full_text":"So many people at this Echo &amp; The Bunnymen show look like they’re at a John Hughes cast 30th reunion. 😍😍😍 I hope I’ve aged half as well.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 18 20:48:43 +0000 2018","id_str":"1019685421008277506","full_text":"I’d be super happy to see either The Violent Femmes or Echo &amp; The Bunnymen, and I’m so excited that tonight I finally get to see both.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 06 20:18:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"34345283391467520","full_text":"Pancakes & bacon for breakfast, grilled ham and cheese for lunch, and coconut curry chicken for dinner. I'd call that a successful Sunday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 06 17:09:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"34297685821366272","full_text":"I don't care what your thoughts are on pro wrestling. This is the most awesome thing I've ever seen. <a href=\"http://devour.com/video/wrestling-hypnosis/\">http://devour.com/video/wrestling-hypnosis/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 06 16:56:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"34294432765317120","full_text":"Last round of major functionality for my recipe system is live at locallygrown.net. See recipes while shopping, shop while browsing recipes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 06 14:14:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"34253671181066240","full_text":"This pound of bacon contained exactly five slices.  http://instagr.am/p/Bby46/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 05 02:28:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"33713468272021504","full_text":"Maggie Gyllenhaal. Secretary. *nods*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 05 00:47:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"33688139516088320","full_text":"I'd enjoy hitting the bottle, but I might just go to bed instead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 04 13:13:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"33513556712357888","full_text":"I think my jaw has an unexpected response to having a wisdom tooth pulled: it's trying to grow a new one. This should be fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 03 14:45:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"33174221559435264","full_text":"Hugo's cover of \"99 Problems\" is really, really great. Could have fit right into the Firefly soundtrack.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 03 03:08:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"32998783100915712","full_text":"How could Mirror Universe Eric get any evil done when he's got a playmate like this to keep him busy? <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/405/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/405/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 03 02:02:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"32982223414243328","full_text":"Mirror Universe Eric shares a few laughs with his not-so-evil buddies before calling it a night. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/388/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/388/</a> #goateegroundhogday","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 03 01:11:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"32969276025470977","full_text":"Resigned to being only slightly evil, Mirror Universe Eric tried to at least look the part with a black cat. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/374/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/374/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 03 00:49:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"32963772301713410","full_text":"Mirror Universe Eric discovered that sausage making doesn't involve anything evil after all. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/359/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/359/</a> #goateegroundhogday","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 23:27:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"32943304014303232","full_text":"Driving the commute home from work isn't particularly all that evil, but it *is* a German car. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/329/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/329/</a> #goateegroundhogday","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 22:13:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"32924503763853312","full_text":"Mirror Universe Eric thought about switching the wires in the server room, but he didn't. He's only *slightly* evil. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/301/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/301/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 21:46:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"32917786166566912","full_text":"His previous companions proving to be too flaky, Evil Eric teams up w/ The Brain and Stewie to plan an evening of evil. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/284/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/284/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 20:23:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"32896877489815552","full_text":"Slightly Evil Eric found something that's slightly less evil than he is (and yet is still undoubtably evil). <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/246/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/246/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 19:36:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"32885008481910784","full_text":"Mirror Universe Eric poses with a toast homage to a master of his trade. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/220/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/220/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 19:20:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"32880986752552960","full_text":"Jean Berko Gleason, Psycholinguist, is a hoot! <a href=\"http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/secretlife/scientists/jean-berko-gleason/\">http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/secretlife/scientists/jean-berko-gleason/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 18:25:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"32867221617250304","full_text":"Doc Chey's is the only place I know where the frequent buyer program rewards you for *not* going there. \"Been a while, here's free food!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 16:12:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"32833693760364545","full_text":"Evil Eric works at Good Eric's desk (cleverly avoiding detection), applying to join the Guild of Calamitous Intent. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/121/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/121/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 15:07:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"32817493756092417","full_text":"Mirror Universe Eric continues his reign of (slight) terror by eating the last cookie in the office break room. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/97/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/97/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 14:39:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"32810235475267584","full_text":"Mirror Universe Eric, Chad Ghostal, & broken-hearted Alonso Quixano meet to set their slightly evil agenda for the day. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/81/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/81/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 13:33:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"32793691118641152","full_text":"Mirror Universe Eric ate a sufficiently slightly evil breakfast: Good Eric's daughter's third-favorite cereal. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/56/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/56/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 11:45:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"32766618899587073","full_text":"Quick-witted observers noticed Eric had been replaced by a twin from a mirror universe. An only slightly evil twin. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/35/\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/goatees/ewagoner/35/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 02:44:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"32630322243837952","full_text":"Thundersnow!<br><br>Oh, wait. Hold on. It's only rain.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 01:45:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"32615500248780800","full_text":"Just shaved down to my goatee. I've never looked more like Grandpa Simpson. I've the facial hair of a man twice my age. #goateegroundhogday","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 02 00:31:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"32596971185246208","full_text":"My farmers market has wild salmon now, caught by three generations of a local family. My first taste! http://instagr.am/p/BVm_a/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 01 22:07:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"32560710026264576","full_text":"After one whole week with the TreadDesk, I've walked 36.54 miles. Nine of them were today. This thing is awesome!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 01 21:41:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"32554083730587648","full_text":"Classes at IUPUI in Indianapolis are canceled tomorrow. Too bad the student that registered with my email address doesn't know that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 01 21:19:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"32548664954068992","full_text":"What's that? You didn't know about Goatee Groundhog Day and now it's too late to grow one? No problem. <a href=\"http://www.io.com/~sjohn/goatee.htm\">http://www.io.com/~sjohn/goatee.htm</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 01 18:12:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"32501618486284288","full_text":"Bearded 4 months? No problem. Mustachioed 30 days? Piece of cake. A full 24 hours with a goatee? Goatee Groundhog Day. <a href=\"http://goateegroundhogday.com/about\">http://goateegroundhogday.com/about</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 01 16:56:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"32482415188381697","full_text":"High Efficiency Survival Beverage. One flavor: Hungarian Gulash <a href=\"http://dinnerinabottle.com/hungarian-gulash\">http://dinnerinabottle.com/hungarian-gulash</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 01 14:44:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"32449175027191808","full_text":"This envelope had money in it. It could not have more clearly said \"steal me\". http://instagr.am/p/BVKUR/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 23:34:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"32220082184650753","full_text":"Ok, so I fat fingered the calculator and we only word out $65,000 in debt. But still...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 23:25:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"32217937326637056","full_text":"Signed my name about 100 times, and just like that wiped out $97,500 in debt obligations. Totally worth the hassle.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 18:06:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"32137675725078529","full_text":"A flowchart to improve your understanding of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” <a href=\"http://twentytwowords.com/2011/01/31/a-flowchart-to-improve-your-understanding-of-total-eclipse-of-the-heart/\">http://twentytwowords.com/2011/01/31/a-flowchart-to-improve-your-understanding-of-total-eclipse-of-the-heart/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 18:01:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"32136524522848256","full_text":"A wonderfully happy birthday to my beautiful and strong little sister Lauryl!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 17:04:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"32121958913019904","full_text":"Whenever I eat chili mac, by brain can't help but sing \"Mary Mac\". We'll all be making merry when I marry chili m http://instagr.am/p/BUMAM/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 16:23:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"32111716292628480","full_text":"I think this treadmill will be what finally gets me to order that utilikilt. It'll be my new office attire. Alternated with the unitard.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 15:45:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"32102178587942912","full_text":"Kate Rusby's cover of \"The Village Green Preservation Society\" really is top notch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 15:41:19 +0000 2011","id_str":"32101125704392705","full_text":"Yes, I'm walking on a treadmill and eating a doughnut at the same time. I'm at my desk. Sometimes I eat doughnuts at my desk.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 31 13:04:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"32061608381390849","full_text":"CTHULUSAURUS REX WILL HUNT YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP: http://i.imgur.com/8TfE0.jpg /via @jeremiahtolbert","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 30 22:56:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"31848348344393728","full_text":"Time for a big pot of Mixed Grill Chili http://instagr.am/p/BTVez/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 30 16:42:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"31754253882097665","full_text":"\"When is food better than organic?\" One farm in Washington State shows how. http://is.gd/usk21M","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 29 20:47:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"31453363522502656","full_text":"Vivian, T Rex Tamer http://instagr.am/p/BRx2Q/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 29 20:31:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"31449363423174657","full_text":"Wouldn't you know it. It's \"weird dudes wearing babies\" day at the museum. Place was packed.  http://instagr.am/p/BRw1b/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 29 16:10:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"31383634858475520","full_text":"Guess who's eager to go to the natural history museum.  http://instagr.am/p/BRgcY/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 22:49:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"31121743363964928","full_text":"No Scavenging in the Recyclables (unless you are a vulture) http://instagr.am/p/BQf2Q/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 22:02:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"31109784568598528","full_text":"This weekend: A trip to the museum to look at the dinosaur bones and a trip to the skating rink. Might bring the girls.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 20:36:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"31088228677189632","full_text":"Miracle of miracles! After three or four months of Wells Fargo correcting their past mistakes, our re-fi closing is scheduled for Monday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 20:02:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"31079642752356352","full_text":". @GeorgiaOrganics Conference keynote speaker announcement: Vandana Shiva! <a href=\"http://fb.me/GFMs1VGW\">http://fb.me/GFMs1VGW</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 18:19:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"31053652533710848","full_text":"Friday Coffee  @ 1000 Faces Coffee http://instagr.am/p/BQS1E/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 15:18:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"31008205450518528","full_text":"This walking all day is making me ravenous. Which is kind of the point, I guess.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 15:11:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"31006419566206977","full_text":"Him: \"Oh, that's great! I can't believe you have a Cthulhu shirt!\" Me: \"Um... I have several.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 14:35:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"30997479210094592","full_text":"via @VISFI: Permaculture farm vies for global National Geographic Challenge to save coastal areas. You vote can win it! <a href=\"http://tinyurl.com/6g4h867\">http://tinyurl.com/6g4h867</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 03:59:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"30837413295165440","full_text":"David Brent and Michael Scott together on The Office was perfect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 28 01:28:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"30799302339067905","full_text":"Running an Internet farmers market is more difficult when there's no Internet. Went with plan B. Glad we didn't have to resort to plan C.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 27 16:20:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"30661417522692097","full_text":"Walked two miles already this morning. Wrote a lot of code, did a lot of typing, and my legs always moving didn't affect my work one bit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 27 02:20:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"30449959824265216","full_text":"Whoa. I updated my tax software and my amount owed dropped by $3000. Must have been those lame duck Congress tax code changes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 27 00:59:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"30429623158308865","full_text":"Organic hotdogs, diced fine and seared with butter and a bit of bacon fat, make acceptable lardons for your leek & potato soup.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 26 22:27:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"30391362901770240","full_text":"My thighs are massive even when I'm not flabby (I once lost a part when a costumer couldn't deal w/ them). The TreadDesk'll be good for 'em.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 15 05:18:35 +0000 2018","id_str":"1018364178724278277","full_text":"I’ve seen some odd instrument combos in my time here in Athens, but never before tonight had I seen a duo of full drum kit and Tibetan singing bowls. <br><br>I liked it.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 04:04:24 +0000 2018","id_str":"1017983124226166784","full_text":"It really doesn’t matter how many times in one night I get called a “magnificent bastard” by people I’ve never met. It never gets old.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 13:21:51 +0000 2018","id_str":"1017761020624949248","full_text":"You ladies want pockets? Fine. Here you go. These have pockets. <a href=\"https://www.ciedenim.com/shop/Nancy\">https://www.ciedenim.com/shop/Nancy</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 04:05:59 +0000 2018","id_str":"1017621134769033217","full_text":"LEX the Lexicon Artist dropped a fine nerdcore track today, backed up by Schäffer the Darklord — <a href=\"https://youtu.be/vEkNoYlneMA\">https://youtu.be/vEkNoYlneMA</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 12 21:27:09 +0000 2018","id_str":"1017520764424159232","full_text":"Dear friends and enemies in Portland: I will be coming to see you in early September. You have been warned. Prepare yourselves accordingly.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 12 16:23:33 +0000 2018","id_str":"1017444362584813568","full_text":"Thanks to a recent Georgia Court of Appeals decision, police must conduct their business up front even when the party is clearly in the back. #mulletdoctrine <br><br><a href=\"https://www.georgiapol.com/2018/07/09/ga-court-of-appeals-establishes-mullet-doctrine/amp/\">https://www.georgiapol.com/2018/07/09/ga-court-of-appeals-establishes-mullet-doctrine/amp/</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 26 19:45:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"30350610192666624","full_text":"In no time, my legs have gotten used to the steady rhythm of walking, so that I don't think about it. Makes stopping the tread interesting.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 26 19:17:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"30343672289566721","full_text":"Walking 1+mph for 6 hours / day at work for a year, if all else stays the same, is a loss of 99 lbs. That'd put me at my 7th grade weight.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 26 18:44:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"30335327751114752","full_text":"New Edie Brickell album came out yesterday! <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/The-Gaddabouts/dp/B004GXU750/ref=tmm_msc_title_0\">http://www.amazon.com/The-Gaddabouts/dp/B004GXU750/ref=tmm_msc_title_0</a> (No, not the one that came out two weeks ago: <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/Edie-Brickell-Amazon-MP3-Exclusive/dp/B004G983LY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1296067397&sr=8-1\">http://www.amazon.com/Edie-Brickell-Amazon-MP3-Exclusive/dp/B004G983LY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1296067397&sr=8-1</a> )","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 26 16:50:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"30306623440297984","full_text":"The control box is bigger than I expected, but it fits nicely on the desk.  http://gdzl.la/9dmVdf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 26 16:40:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"30304192321032192","full_text":"Giving a whole new meaning to the phrase \"this day is just plodding along\". <a href=\"http://vimeo.com/19213459\">http://vimeo.com/19213459</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 26 13:31:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"30256395781668865","full_text":"U.S. edamame production takes a step forward, with herbicide registration http://bit.ly/gw1SP8 Mmmmm... poison. Yay?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 22:00:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"30022125184090112","full_text":"Want a blue canary in the outlet by the light switch? <a href=\"http://www.amazon.com/BlueCanaryNightLight-com-Blue-Canary-Night-Light/dp/B002SLGNJG\">http://www.amazon.com/BlueCanaryNightLight-com-Blue-Canary-Night-Light/dp/B002SLGNJG</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 21:04:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"30008075360403456","full_text":"\"How to Amuse the Babies\" from The Leisure Hour, 1875. <a href=\"http://catsmeatshop.blogspot.com/2011/01/we-are-amused.html\">http://catsmeatshop.blogspot.com/2011/01/we-are-amused.html</a> (three quick little grunts of satisfaction)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 19:47:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"29988762578587648","full_text":"I've already walked a mile and a half. I'll admit... it's weird. But's also awesome. And Lyndon Johnson would not approve of these jeans.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 19:27:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"29983652167290880","full_text":"Tim Young of Nature's Harmony Farm gives a rather brave presentation to a room full of state agriculture bigwigs: http://vimeo.com/19169577","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 18:49:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"29974057151635456","full_text":"I could, as extra incentive to walk more, tie my screen quality to my treadmill speed. <a href=\"https://skitch.com/ewagoner/rmres/terminal-1-bash\">https://skitch.com/ewagoner/rmres/terminal-1-bash</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 18:16:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"29965737535741952","full_text":"I'm walking and typing. Also, I need to get a track suit. With a terrycloth stretchy headband.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 17:11:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"29949530388561921","full_text":"After carrying a treadmill up two flights of stairs by myself, I'm more convinced than ever how much I need this treadmill.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 11:38:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"29865718732296192","full_text":"I'd thought Viv'd been wearing her coat with the sleeves pulled long to keep her hands warm, but it's because T Rexs have short little arms.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 05:23:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"29771222485045248","full_text":"Holy crap, this is fantastic! New Yorker cartoons, captioned literally: http://bit.ly/gMuCeB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 03:07:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"29737110692958208","full_text":"Echo & the Bunnymen as late-night grocery store Muzak. Proof that a) I'm getting old and b) I'm the sort that is at the store late nights.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 02:12:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"29723212703080449","full_text":"Meeting let out early, so I swing by @highwirelounge for a North by Northwest. The cinnamon stick is smoking the  http://instagr.am/p/BMZSE/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 01:17:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"29709351673397249","full_text":"Vivian apparently went to bed crying about dinosaurs tonight, because she \"misses those guys and wishes they were not extinct\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 25 00:05:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"29691336479215617","full_text":"Stuffed trout. Well, not so much stuffed as having a pile of stuff sitting on top.  http://instagr.am/p/BMTNa/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 23:44:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"29685987768541184","full_text":"They brought me a boat of bisque.   @ Square One Fish Co http://instagr.am/p/BMSTV/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 23:03:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"29675695672135680","full_text":"I was just handed three handouts, each with charts and tables. This calls for a second manhattan.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 22:40:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"29669957662937088","full_text":"A dry manhattan to start the evening.   @ Square One Fish Co http://instagr.am/p/BMPRH/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 22:04:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"29660775480037376","full_text":"Time for yearly company meeting. Open bar & dinner followed by hours of conversation re financials & strategy. One makes the other bearable.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 21:39:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"29654428676005889","full_text":"Two equal-level state officials 15 miles from each other give conflicting rulings. Par for the course, and that's a headache for me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 21:36:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"29653877108248577","full_text":"Growers want to sell sprouts at my market. State Ag office one county over says no prob, Ag office here says absolutely no, against the law.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 20:43:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"29640467368906752","full_text":"Crème Brulée: The celebrated dessert is captured in this cocktail (vanilla infused rum, house-made dutch custard, cream, dark caramel syrup)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 20:37:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"29639063224983552","full_text":"NxNW: An apple lover's delight... Spicy aromas infused w/ a flamed cinnamon stick. (Calvados Busnel, Apple Butter, Apple Juice, Thyme/Lemon)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 16:32:06 +0000 2011","id_str":"29577191155044352","full_text":"My desk treadmill is scheduled to arrive tomorrow. Guess I need to get me a new pair of walkin' shoes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 03:27:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"29379753689485313","full_text":"Oh, you better believe I turn down vendors who want to sell through my farmers market. The details here: <a href=\"http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/7096\">http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/7096</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 24 00:08:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"29329783330439168","full_text":"Tomorrow's weather: Tauntaun <a href=\"https://skitch.com/ewagoner/rk3ps/swackett-royston-might-i-need-a-sweater-jacket-or-coat\">https://skitch.com/ewagoner/rk3ps/swackett-royston-might-i-need-a-sweater-jacket-or-coat</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 23 19:18:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"29256650380546048","full_text":"The new Cake album is so obviously a Cake album. Got to hand it to 'em for being so consistent stylistically. I like it; I like Cake albums.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 23 18:17:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"29241266482974720","full_text":"Listing to Steve Martin's new album \"The Crow: New Songs for Five String Banjo\". It's truly wonderful and just as advertised.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 23 18:02:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"29237532419952640","full_text":"The billboard for Big Momma's convenience store promises Food, Beer, and \"Hugs\". Hugs would be great, but \"Hugs\" make me nervous.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 23 17:05:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"29223191377354752","full_text":"So long, Chattanooga! Next year, Little Rock.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 23 00:20:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"28970370543394816","full_text":"Our dinner came from these great farms.  http://instagr.am/p/BJ6sY/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 23 00:11:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"28968116532805632","full_text":"The #ssawg Taste of Tennessee menu http://instagr.am/p/BJ6Jv/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 23:55:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"28964010367918080","full_text":"Many hungry farmers.  http://instagr.am/p/BJ5L7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 23:51:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"28962934185009152","full_text":"It's time for the Taste of Tennessee dinner! http://instagr.am/p/BJ48W/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 23:02:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"28950542269030401","full_text":"In a half hour, I'm showing a movie to 1200 people. The filming wrapped two hours ago. The editing is almost done. It'll be great. #ssawg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 22:08:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"28936993157152768","full_text":"Someone wrote my name down for entirely too many bids on entirely too many items at the #ssawg silent auction. (It was me.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 19:54:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"28903441652776960","full_text":"The danger of tweeting during a presentation on Twitter is that your tweet will show up on the big screen when the presenter gives a demo.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 19:34:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"28898325793079297","full_text":"Marne (@buylocaltn) is giving a face-melting workshop about Twitter and social media at #ssawg. Free tattoos are involved.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 19:03:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"28890406045356032","full_text":"OH: \"Can I ask you a question? Now, I've killed a lot of chickens...\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 18:58:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"28889252645310465","full_text":"Social Media for the Farmer http://instagr.am/p/BJnL1/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 12:45:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"28795485602975744","full_text":"OH: \"I've got a secret to tell you. It's not a funny secret. I don't know why I'm laughing.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 10:03:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"28754612995497984","full_text":"...eep. Oh, hello morning. That was quick.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 04:14:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"28666771049291776","full_text":"Now I lay me down to sl.....","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 22 00:50:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"28615559067213825","full_text":"Nothing makes you look like more of a rube than riding down a long, narrow, crowded escalator & then stopping at the bottom to look around.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 21 03:32:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"28293927240998912","full_text":"I feel like I have the mump (left side only). Even when they're gone, my wisdom teeth taunt me. Only 1 pill left, and I'll need it tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 21:01:10 +0000 2011","id_str":"28195352976818176","full_text":"The federal government killed 5000 starlings in South Dakota this week so that you can have cheap hamburger. <a href=\"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/20/hundreds-of-dead-birds-in_n_811709.html\">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/20/hundreds-of-dead-birds-in_n_811709.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 18:11:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"28152700692594688","full_text":"Congress enacted socialized medicine & mandated insurance in 1798. Many of its members helped draft the Constitution. <a href=\"http://blogs.forbes.com/rickungar/2011/01/17/congress-passes-socialized-medicine-and-mandates-health-insurance-in-1798/\">http://blogs.forbes.com/rickungar/2011/01/17/congress-passes-socialized-medicine-and-mandates-health-insurance-in-1798/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 13:31:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"28082100267646977","full_text":"If @square had 500 readers to give out at this farming conference, they'd easily have 500 new customers.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 11:15:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"28047949443366912","full_text":"While the free razor from the front desk was probably better than scraping with a broken whisky bottle, I still should have brought my own.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 02:58:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"27923008131694592","full_text":"What's up, little pup? http://instagr.am/p/BGkLr/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 02:29:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"27915469113524224","full_text":"I started my dinner with shots of espresso dropped into Guinness and ended it with a scoo  @ Aretha Frankensteins http://instagr.am/p/BGitL/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 02:25:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"27914708640075776","full_text":"Good lord yes, I'm going to eat all this.   @ Aretha Frankensteins http://instagr.am/p/BGimC/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 01:33:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"27901426273353728","full_text":"Made it!  @ Aretha Frankensteins http://instagr.am/p/BGgAW/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 01:32:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"27901214146428928","full_text":"Frazier Street in downtown Chattanooga has bronzed dance steps set into the sidewalk.  http://instagr.am/p/BGf-K/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 01:29:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"27900472299884544","full_text":"I've never walked across such a big river before.  http://instagr.am/p/BGfzd/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 20 00:39:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"27887946061316096","full_text":"Getting ready to walk to Aretha Frankenstein's. If you don't hear back from me send, I don't know, Wolfman Jack?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 19 17:27:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"27779130116280320","full_text":"$20 Amazon.com Gift Card for $10? Yeah, I'll take the money. http://bit.ly/hICiHs","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 19 16:20:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"27762265671335936","full_text":"Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds wi http://instagr.am/p/BGHv-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 19 11:23:51 +0000 2011","id_str":"27687676832387072","full_text":"I wish Fred Phelps would turn his attention to non-dairy creamer, for it is truly an abomination unto the lord.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 19 11:15:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"27685522864349184","full_text":"Ah, sweet sweet sleep. That's where I'm a Viking!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 19 03:14:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"27564402861408258","full_text":"\"... a cheap cancan dancer.\" Not happy with how instagram cuts off captions and doesn't include them on the photo's web page.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 19 03:11:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"27563736281649153","full_text":"The walkway to the parking deck was strewn with more artificial feathers than a crime scene involving a cheap can http://instagr.am/p/BFi68/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 19 02:09:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"27548278790823936","full_text":"Checking into my room. This was nice! http://instagr.am/p/BFf2k/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 22:15:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"27489342813372417","full_text":"I can't believe there are so many people who drive in this mess every single day. Nothing could make this worth it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 21:10:59 +0000 2011","id_str":"27473046566604800","full_text":"Only one car, but it made a lot of smoke. http://instagr.am/p/BFRg9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 20:51:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"27468259909443585","full_text":"Sitting still on the highway while ahead of us, vehicles burn.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 19:56:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"27454194503913472","full_text":"Wagon, ho!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 17:59:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"27424847793487872","full_text":"Using Toodledo to plan out my very hectic work schedule as the only \"tech guy\" for a conference of 2000 people.  http://twitpic.com/3r7ygk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 17:38:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"27419687373504513","full_text":"A vegetarian lunch? Yeah, it happens sometimes.   @ Trappeze Pub http://instagr.am/p/BFI_7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 14:35:21 +0000 2011","id_str":"27373483851784192","full_text":"I bet you thought the Vietnam war was over, but it's not. Take a look at these amazing photos of the Hmong in Laos. <a href=\"http://kcortiz.photoshelter.com/gallery/FORCED-REBELLION-HMONG-CIA-VETERANS-OF-THE-SECRET-WAR/G0000ddMEaqXj9SU\">http://kcortiz.photoshelter.com/gallery/FORCED-REBELLION-HMONG-CIA-VETERANS-OF-THE-SECRET-WAR/G0000ddMEaqXj9SU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 14:04:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"27365765292236800","full_text":"Got to the UPS center right as they were letting the trucks out.  Reminded me of the last time I was at the rodeo.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 13:49:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"27361986278858752","full_text":"He finally saw me. Took all of 30 seconds to take the stitches out and he was gone. That's the last of the major dental work for a while.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 13:39:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"27359511446560769","full_text":"I was the very first appointment of the morning, and still the doctor's making me wait a half hour. And counting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 05:45:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"27240239684648960","full_text":"In six hours I leave the house for six days, to Chattanooga for the Southern Sustainable Agriculture conference. I'm almost ready.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 18 01:40:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"27178550834495488","full_text":"Juniper and I enjoying an artichoke grown just a few minutes from here.  http://instagr.am/p/BEZ9-/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 22:05:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"27124351375507456","full_text":"Where can you find a locallygrown.net market? All over the map! (I make a version of this yearly, &lt;3 seeing the growth) <a href=\"https://skitch.com/ewagoner/rj4gu/preview-of-map-flyer.pdf-1-page\">https://skitch.com/ewagoner/rj4gu/preview-of-map-flyer.pdf-1-page</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 20:18:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"27097409158914048","full_text":"UPS called me back. I can go pick up my package at their office between 8pm and 9pm tonight. Come again?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 19:52:14 +0000 2011","id_str":"27090841155665923","full_text":"8:59 A.M.: Out For Delivery<br>9:30 A.M.: Emergency conditions beyond UPS' control.<br><br>Did my truck crash? What does that mean?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 19:13:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"27081206172487680","full_text":"So me and LBJ has similar taste in pants. Nobody likes riding a wire fence. <a href=\"http://putthison.com/post/2795418773/in-1964-lyndon-johnson-needed-pants-so-he-called\">http://putthison.com/post/2795418773/in-1964-lyndon-johnson-needed-pants-so-he-called</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 14:38:27 +0000 2011","id_str":"27011873840828416","full_text":"I went and ordered a treadmill for my desk. <a href=\"http://www.treaddesk.com\">http://www.treaddesk.com</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 02:25:20 +0000 2011","id_str":"26827378554576896","full_text":"\"Ricky Gervais' Extremely Uncomfortable Golden Globes Monologue\": <a href=\"http://tv.gawker.com/5735192/\">http://tv.gawker.com/5735192/</a> It's so fantastically Gervais.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 00:46:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"26802497691582464","full_text":"Just ran the numbers: In 2010, my farmers market in Athens had $401,132 in total sales, up over 11% from 2011.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 17 00:11:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"26793693746831360","full_text":"I am utterly exhausted. That doesn't bode well for the week, which will be one of Very Little Sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 16 20:39:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"26740287879516161","full_text":"Snowy shoals  @ Victoria Bryant State Park http://instagr.am/p/BDJMu/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 16 20:31:48 +0000 2011","id_str":"26738409158475776","full_text":"\"Won't somebody play with me? I'm not a monster, really!\" Always disconcerting when your child unknowingly quotes from your old diaries.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 16 20:21:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"26735937346080768","full_text":"It feels like it's 70 degrees, I'm in a T-shirt, and there's snow and ice on the gr  @ Victoria Bryant State Park http://instagr.am/p/BDIQ9/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 16 20:01:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"26730767639904256","full_text":"Beautiful day to be at the park and fly a little.   @ Victoria Bryant State Park http://instagr.am/p/BDHO7/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 11 18:29:47 +0000 2018","id_str":"1017113739106144269","full_text":"Thrilled to have made it through the lottery to purchase XOXO conference tickets! Now I’ve just got to find $1500 (all inclusive) by Friday. Ooof.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 04 03:00:06 +0000 2018","id_str":"1014343065228759040","full_text":"This whole thread about how crazy our eyes and brains work is magical, and summed up well about a dozen tweets in: <a href=\"https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1014269270878896128\">https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1014269270878896128</a>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 02 23:11:34 +0000 2018","id_str":"1013923162831163393","full_text":"I’ve been working here and there from campgrounds and the deep woods, and it’s been fun. I can carry my office, my kitchen, and my bedroom on my back and work extremely remotely. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/themeghanodea/status/1013901889245609984\">https://twitter.com/themeghanodea/status/1013901889245609984</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 01 21:29:38 +0000 2018","id_str":"1013535122392481793","full_text":"The lessons you learn while working with pastry are metaphors for good living. <a href=\"https://weilerbrandt.com/2018/07/01/canada-day-cherry-pie-and-life-lessons/\">https://weilerbrandt.com/2018/07/01/canada-day-cherry-pie-and-life-lessons/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 29 18:36:58 +0000 2018","id_str":"1012766892992364545","full_text":"Cindy has some good words to help the rest of us. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/CindyOtis_/status/1012488916178436096\">https://twitter.com/CindyOtis_/status/1012488916178436096</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 16 14:52:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"26653090715279361","full_text":"\"Here's what I do. I get on Amazon; I type in 'Liberal books'. I go through and I say 'one star, one star, one star'.\" http://is.gd/oSI38v","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 16 03:25:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"26480024106303488","full_text":"via @smittenkitchen: Little pizzas with bacon, onions and cream http://tinyurl.com/4bqe46v","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 16 02:14:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"26462361145581568","full_text":"Map of Tasmania by Amanda Palmer, Featuring The Young Punx <a href=\"http://laughingsquid.com/map-of-tasmania-by-amanda-palmer-featuring-the-young-punx/\">http://laughingsquid.com/map-of-tasmania-by-amanda-palmer-featuring-the-young-punx/</a> via @laughingsquid","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 15 21:01:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"26383379683352577","full_text":"What to do with all the leftover spaghetti sauce? Lasagna, naturally.  http://instagr.am/p/BB5kA/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 15 02:00:00 +0000 2011","id_str":"26096228936720384","full_text":"A little late-night cheese cracker crusted flounder.  http://instagr.am/p/BA8ME/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 15 00:18:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"26070574639882240","full_text":"Having to wait for yet another SUV to be pulled out of the ditch.  http://instagr.am/p/BA3Fj/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 23:15:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"26054856527581184","full_text":"Drinking some bacon @highwirelounge  @ Highwire Lounge http://instagr.am/p/BA0Od/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 20:57:03 +0000 2011","id_str":"26019989546864640","full_text":"Another iconic building I'll never get to visit... Skylab and the south pole geodesic dome get dismantled: <a href=\"http://www.southpolestation.com/0910/10photos1.html\">http://www.southpolestation.com/0910/10photos1.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 19:32:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"25998629986639872","full_text":"Woot! Good news at work is good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 19:16:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"25994728306642944","full_text":"I'm both an exhibitor and on the staff (with a demanding job) of a major sustainable ag conference next week, and I'm not at all ready.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 15:53:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"25943700827803649","full_text":"\"Never trust an asymptotic giant branch star. Stick with main sequences and dwarfs.\" <a href=\"http://xkcd.com/847\">http://xkcd.com/847</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 04:23:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"25769983111856129","full_text":"The Bacon Fashioned: smoky robust cocktail made w/ our own bacon-infused bourbon, sweetened w/ pure maple syrup, spiced w/ Angostura bitters","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 03:13:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"25752378279989248","full_text":"\"Residents of Sarasota looking for farm fresh produce must go to this website. It’s fabulous - an online farmers market\" http://is.gd/vMc14Y","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 14 02:36:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"25742991863844864","full_text":"Just listened to \"Christmas Wedding\" (Vylar Kaftan): a sweet three-way lesbian wedding in a snowy Miami after the Yellowstone volcano blew.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 13 17:48:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"25610042195574785","full_text":"The Octopus Chair by Maximo Riera <a href=\"http://laughingsquid.com/the-octopus-chair-by-maximo-riera/\">http://laughingsquid.com/the-octopus-chair-by-maximo-riera/</a> via @laughingsquid","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 13 13:49:41 +0000 2011","id_str":"25550050759282688","full_text":"\"Westmoreland Winter Farmers Market... consumers place orders on-line and pick up their orders the day of the market.\" http://is.gd/VAHz74","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 13 05:21:32 +0000 2011","id_str":"25422171060830208","full_text":"Just loaded a sweet new book onto the iPad:  http://twitpic.com/3pk15v","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 13 02:34:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"25380072936448000","full_text":"A little label flittered off my pill bottle & twirled to the floor, giving me momentary vertigo. Slowly got it & read: \"May cause dizziness\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 13 01:23:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"25362321421373441","full_text":"I bet if I didn't have two new holes in my jaw screaming at me, these narcotics would be pretty cool.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 23:05:40 +0000 2011","id_str":"25327580869562368","full_text":"AgSquared, a new online record keeping & planning system, looks very useful (also very complicated). And free, too! http://www.agsquared.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 19:09:39 +0000 2011","id_str":"25268184147820545","full_text":"Doctor's orders. He told me to have a liquid lunch, and who am I to argue? http://instagr.am/p/-1Lp/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 18:28:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"25257718927331328","full_text":"\"Fearing tea party violence, four Arizona Republicans resign\" <a href=\"http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/01/fearing-tea-party-violence-arizona-republicans-resign/\">http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/01/fearing-tea-party-violence-arizona-republicans-resign/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 16:57:37 +0000 2011","id_str":"25234960113733632","full_text":"Of course my website would fall down when I was in the chair. Had to ssh in from the iPhone between gauze changes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 16:16:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"25224718902628353","full_text":"Wow, that was an awful lot of needles.  http://instagr.am/p/-us4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 15:48:46 +0000 2011","id_str":"25217633058037761","full_text":"Turns out my oral surgeon is just sitting in his office twiddling his thumbs, so me and my jaw are going to go give him something to do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 14:40:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"25200500307660800","full_text":"Yes, I know you're worried about ice on the road but you still have to stop at stop signs. I'm glad one of us is a good driver.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 12 00:43:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"24989694269853696","full_text":"\"To My Husband: Notes for my future husband\" <a href=\"http://tomyhusband.tumblr.com\">http://tomyhusband.tumblr.com</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 22:35:36 +0000 2011","id_str":"24957624403365888","full_text":"My broken wisdom tooth waited patiently for weeks w/ no troubles, but I miss my extraction appointment & the next day it's aching like mad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 20:29:22 +0000 2011","id_str":"24925857906696192","full_text":"Got the busted awning taken apart (thanks, Tom!). Now attempting the trek back home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 18:37:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"24897755696594944","full_text":"Getting to Hwy29 from my house was rough. 29 east of D'ville is clear, but big stretches between D'ville and Athens is unplowed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 17:29:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"24880516176023552","full_text":"Alrighty. Going to try to make the trek into Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 17:07:25 +0000 2011","id_str":"24875038100422656","full_text":"Paula Deen teaches you how to cook peas in this actual recipe from the Food Network: <a href=\"http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/index.html\">http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/paula-deen/english-peas-recipe/index.html</a> (the comments are great)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 01:50:12 +0000 2011","id_str":"24644211471024128","full_text":"Just got some bad news from Ben's Bikes...  http://gdzl.la/99jbSd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 00:14:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"24620121104326656","full_text":"And now for the first time ever, my office is officially closed due to weather. NWS says several records were smashed today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 11 00:12:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"24619620740632577","full_text":"Another snow day tomorrow, and more canceled appointments. And now they're saying the ice won't melt until maybe Friday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 21:14:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"24574733060153346","full_text":"I'm imagining 1000s of Atlantan households w/ their bread, milk, eggs, potatoes, & onions, frantically eyeing the food channel for guidance.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 20:53:42 +0000 2011","id_str":"24569593024483328","full_text":"Tink's Beef sirloin tip in mushroom & carrot gravy over noodles. That'll be a good snow day din. Also: an excuse to use the pressure cooker.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 20:00:15 +0000 2011","id_str":"24556141727973376","full_text":"\"Patchy freezing fog this evening\" Even though I still work in the electric utility industry, I'm so glad I no longer work the lines.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 19:17:01 +0000 2011","id_str":"24545263590834176","full_text":"Our giant pandas are going hungry.  http://instagr.am/p/9EWt/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 17:25:58 +0000 2011","id_str":"24517316830040064","full_text":"Heading out to make tracks.  http://instagr.am/p/9AUD/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 16:56:26 +0000 2011","id_str":"24509884624019457","full_text":"Shoveling the driveway? Not this third of a mile. Not a chance.  http://gdzl.la/998A62 http://gdzl.la/998A4k","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 16:20:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"24500743255883776","full_text":"The rest of the panicked populous is making French toast w/ store milk & white bread like suckers. I'm making mine w/ eggnog & honey wheat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 15:29:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"24488098003947521","full_text":"After working at a standing desk for a few years, I'm toying with taking the the next step: a treadmill desk. http://bit.ly/essuXz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 14:54:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"24479192909348865","full_text":"Vivian says she needs some waterproof stilts.  http://gdzl.la/996Vqk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 12:16:34 +0000 2011","id_str":"24439454152261633","full_text":"Yowsers. The forecast changed a bit overnight: \"Total snow accumulation of 10 to 14 inches.\" Then followed by ice. No tooth pulling for me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 03:45:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"24310811371503616","full_text":"\"And then I met Eugene\" <a href=\"http://www.foodshedplanet.com/2011/01/and-then-i-met-eugene.html\">http://www.foodshedplanet.com/2011/01/and-then-i-met-eugene.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 03:39:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"24309425078538240","full_text":"Enjoying some \"Willie Nelson's Country Peach Cobbler\" Ben & Jerry's ice cream. May not be weather appropriate, but very tasty nonetheless.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 03:25:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"24305713362771968","full_text":"My growers continue to surprise. Even as the snow falls, there are *artichokes* listed at Athens Locally Grown!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 01:18:31 +0000 2011","id_str":"24273851340816384","full_text":"The snow's here! That means... <a href=\"http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?item=24#\">http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php?item=24#</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 10 00:54:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"24267689597861888","full_text":"The governor has declared a state of emergency in advance of the winter storm, but strangely his order didn't allow liquor stores to open.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 09 18:21:56 +0000 2011","id_str":"24169012770381824","full_text":"\"After my karate lessons when I'm grown up me and T Rex are going on a date. But I have to get my drivers license first.\" My hands are full.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 09 15:05:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"24119660819513344","full_text":"Current forecast for the next 24 hours here calls for eight inches of snow followed by freezing rain. Potential for long power outage: high.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 09 00:20:49 +0000 2011","id_str":"23896943323258880","full_text":"Bacon, pepper jack, and shrimp.  http://instagr.am/p/7K_v/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 08 23:40:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"23886851697811456","full_text":"Time once again to watch Firefly on the \"big screen\". http://instagr.am/p/7JAp/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 08 20:12:45 +0000 2011","id_str":"23834511519260672","full_text":"RT “ @SarahPalinUSA Commonsense Conservatives & lovers of America: \"Don't Retreat, Instead - RELOAD!\" Pls see my Facebook page.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 08 17:13:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"23789397690286082","full_text":"We let the Christmas tree go dry, and now taking the ornaments off is like trying to undress a porcupine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 08 00:36:30 +0000 2011","id_str":"23538502511632384","full_text":"Two of my favorite historical figures, summed up by Vivian.  http://instagr.am/p/6EYt/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 22:38:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"23508778913628160","full_text":"We're forecast to get a half foot+ of snow Sunday night, & I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled Monday morn. Everything's coming up Milhouse!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 22:06:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"23500696108146688","full_text":"It's not yet officially launched, but here's an RSS feed of recipes from my farmers market (every market gets its own): <a href=\"http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes/rss\">http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes/rss</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 19:57:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"23468177010728960","full_text":"News out of Springfield, MO, via @psylosyren: Local case against raw milk supplier and farmer dismissed by Greene County court Judge Imhoff!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 19:26:28 +0000 2011","id_str":"23460476818038784","full_text":"Locals: The sous chef at Farm255 just had two of his pigs processed, has many fresh cuts available today & tomorrow. Interested? Contact me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 18:20:35 +0000 2011","id_str":"23443899297038336","full_text":"“@dinnerpartydnld: Small Talk: Early candidate for headline of the year -- <a href=\"http://bit.ly/dLxU9O\">http://bit.ly/dLxU9O</a> ”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 15:57:18 +0000 2011","id_str":"23407839003283456","full_text":"I never jumped on the whole zombie bandwagon, but holy Z is \"A Distant Sound of Hammers\" (S. Boyd Taylor) awesome. <a href=\"http://web.me.com/normsherman/Site/Podcast/Entries/2011/1/5_Drabblecast_194-_A_Distant_Sound_of_Hammers_by_S._Boyd_Taylor.html\">http://web.me.com/normsherman/Site/Podcast/Entries/2011/1/5_Drabblecast_194-_A_Distant_Sound_of_Hammers_by_S._Boyd_Taylor.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 15:34:07 +0000 2011","id_str":"23402004797726720","full_text":"“@fitzage: <a href=\"http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gratuitous-space-battles/id402431812?mt=12\">http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/gratuitous-space-battles/id402431812?mt=12</a> I doubt I'd like this game, but the title is awesome.”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 03:45:52 +0000 2011","id_str":"23223766733561857","full_text":"Customers are sending gifts along with their payments (including a pair of shoes (!)). I must be doing something right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 07 01:07:16 +0000 2011","id_str":"23183853677969408","full_text":"Fifteen minutes before closing, and everyone has arrived at market and picked up their orders. That's not happened in nine years!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 06 19:30:02 +0000 2011","id_str":"23098986663514113","full_text":"Hardcore! “@alyankovic: Tat Of The Week <a href=\"http://twitpic.com/3nl3yy\">http://twitpic.com/3nl3yy</a> ”","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 06 03:22:23 +0000 2011","id_str":"22855470951698432","full_text":"It's 70% complete, good enough to preview, so I've turned on the recipe system at locallygrown.net! http://athens.locallygrown.net/recipes","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 05 11:23:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"22614133031567360","full_text":"Learning to walk is serious business. http://instagr.am/p/30VP/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 05 04:45:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"22513943259910145","full_text":"Disturbing Star Wars pin up art? More like a typical day around DragonCon, I'd say.  http://lnk.ms/JG01d via @marcand","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 23:51:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"22440045247995904","full_text":"I've been looking forward to this dinner since Sunday.  http://instagr.am/p/3aPg/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 20:07:11 +0000 2011","id_str":"22383560597962753","full_text":"Wells Fargo admits they've never had the title to my house, tho I've been paying them for 9 yrs. \"There has to be a reasonable explanation.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 17:52:29 +0000 2011","id_str":"22349663671685120","full_text":"Let's see... leftover chili for lunch, and a crock pot of beans waiting for me at home for dinner. I might not have thought this through.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 17:20:13 +0000 2011","id_str":"22341543943741440","full_text":"Here's an adorable cover of Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros' \"Home\": http://youtu.be/L64c5vT3NBw (and yes, I'm a total softie)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 15:39:33 +0000 2011","id_str":"22316208225259520","full_text":"\"The USS Oklahoma was so badly hit it capsized before sinking.\" I just learned those two words don't mean the same thing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 12:03:04 +0000 2011","id_str":"22261728825835520","full_text":"Heading to work with a thermos full of hot muesli. Because today I'm pretending to be a Swiss miner, I guess.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 11:25:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"22252188025753600","full_text":"Ah, there we go. I knew there was a pot of beans in my future! http://instagr.am/p/2-Un/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 04 02:59:17 +0000 2011","id_str":"22124882275860480","full_text":"The new recipe UI is really coming together. Have to do some javascript backend yet, but I like where it's going. http://skit.ch/bnws","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 03 22:18:38 +0000 2011","id_str":"22054253073801216","full_text":"A sneak peek at the \"Add a recipe\" form coming to all http://locallygrown.net markets:  http://gdzl.la/97dctc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 06 01:40:41 +0000 2022","id_str":"1577836206481674241","full_text":"omg this thread <a href=\"https://twitter.com/andyheriaud/status/1577517183982137344\">https://twitter.com/andyheriaud/status/1577517183982137344</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 03 22:13:29 +0000 2022","id_str":"1577059287192543236","full_text":"@Liana_K I guess there are still plenty of ways still for them to get you, including adding language waiving your rights under the law in the fine print. This article made me mad all over again. <a href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/30/upshot/medical-bill-ban-biden.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare\">https://www.nytimes.com/2021/12/30/upshot/medical-bill-ban-biden.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 02 22:18:20 +0000 2022","id_str":"1576698123401007105","full_text":"Internet celebrity Goth Dad and his band Vision Video rocking out as part of PorchFest. <a href=\"https://www.ajc.com/life/dusty-gannon-aka-goth-dad-brings-humor-therapy-glam-to-athens-music/27IASLIBABFRVM3CLUSIVFOWDM/\">https://www.ajc.com/life/dusty-gannon-aka-goth-dad-brings-humor-therapy-glam-to-athens-music/27IASLIBABFRVM3CLUSIVFOWDM/</a> <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1576698123401007105-FeGOlX6WYAEuB7h.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1576698123401007105-FeGOlX6WYAEuB7h.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 02 19:22:18 +0000 2022","id_str":"1576653823153668097","full_text":"#MyAthens <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/CjORAjdr3Ew/?igshid=YTgzYjQ4ZTY=\">https://www.instagram.com/p/CjORAjdr3Ew/?igshid=YTgzYjQ4ZTY=</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 19:41:57 +0000 2018","id_str":"1012420858651074560","full_text":"New music from Megan Jean and the Klay Family Band! <a href=\"https://youtu.be/6UYScr7TkL8\">https://youtu.be/6UYScr7TkL8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 26 22:39:40 +0000 2018","id_str":"1011740809081876481","full_text":"I love findings like this that show how connected our world has been, well before many people think. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/katemond/status/1011313767769141249\">https://twitter.com/katemond/status/1011313767769141249</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 21:01:49 +0000 2018","id_str":"1010266633020039170","full_text":"Seriously, though. I just randomly picked this comedy special for something light to watch before bed, and instead I got something I’ll remember the rest of my days. I’ll be a better person for it. I think you will, too. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/NetflixIsAJoke/status/1006189312176787458\">https://twitter.com/NetflixIsAJoke/status/1006189312176787458</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 22 03:16:57 +0000 2018","id_str":"1009998650276302848","full_text":"Hannah Gadsby’s Netflix special “Nanette” is masterful, heartbreaking, empowering, and important. Please watch it, all the way to the end. It’s only an hour.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 03 20:01:24 +0000 2011","id_str":"22019717833162753","full_text":"More plans from our state's first new Ag Commissioner in 40 years, including his thoughts on small food processors: http://is.gd/k2dAh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 03 18:59:54 +0000 2011","id_str":"22004242701090816","full_text":"The best fictional riffing on a real news story I've seen in a while: \"Monkey-Annoyance Expert\" http://is.gd/k22mn (real story linked below)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 03 16:55:43 +0000 2011","id_str":"21972991051046914","full_text":"David Byrne gives his impressions of Atlanta in this essay titled \"The Architecture of Fear\" http://is.gd/k1BUL (Takeaway: \"move to Athens\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 03 16:10:09 +0000 2011","id_str":"21961520879501312","full_text":"I've seen lots of photos of urban decay, particularly in Detroit, but these are maybe the saddest yet. http://is.gd/k1ssq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 02 22:39:53 +0000 2011","id_str":"21697213944041472","full_text":"Smoked a pound of kielbasa. I sense a pot of beans in my future.  http://instagr.am/p/1hxe/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 02 21:25:05 +0000 2011","id_str":"21678390377447424","full_text":"Enjoying South African sausage topped with brie and salsa verde, all produced locally. Who says Georgia's not multicultural?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 02 17:48:08 +0000 2011","id_str":"21623791004164096","full_text":"After several years of planning and thinking, today I started building a recipe system for my online farmers market. I think it'll be great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 02 01:43:44 +0000 2011","id_str":"21381092544094209","full_text":"Vivian let her hair down for New Year's Eve.  http://gdzl.la/96C36A","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 01 17:18:50 +0000 2011","id_str":"21254030302908416","full_text":"No, I can't serve rotten flesh for breakfast. You're clearly a dinosaur on the outside, but there's a human girl inside that can't eat that.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 01 01:04:57 +0000 2011","id_str":"21008945032204289","full_text":"This growler of Left Hand Smoked Porter from @thepicman & @imbutafool isn't going to drink itself, and it makes as good a dinner as any...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 01 00:14:55 +0000 2011","id_str":"20996354566262784","full_text":"One, two! One, two! And through & through<br>Its jaws that bite went snicker-snack!<br>It left him dead, & with his head<br>It went galumphing back.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 31 19:12:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"20920256084058112","full_text":"A tornado just destroyed this building and several others you can see in this Google street view of Robertsville, Mo. http://is.gd/jQVVq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 31 18:23:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"20907884044886016","full_text":"It's hard to make a flat sandwich look appealing via dry erase illustration, but full points for trying. http://instagr.am/p/zBDt/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 31 18:03:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"20902851584729088","full_text":"Enough people thought this was clever enough to launch an entire product around? http://instagr.am/p/zAAO/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 31 17:41:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"20897448624922624","full_text":"Trying the new $5.99 Mexican buffet on North Avenue. What's the worst that can happen? http://instagr.am/p/y-zn/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 31 15:59:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"20871658139025408","full_text":"Full video for a sweet mash-up of \"Road to Nowhere\" and \"Shout\", sung by the Young@Heart chorus. <a href=\"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wgrM-R6yfY\">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wgrM-R6yfY</a> (via @TheEcoist)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 31 15:28:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"20863966725017600","full_text":"Accepted EBT payments at my market for the first time last night. Was a 4 year struggle to get accepted, so that first one was pretty sweet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 30 18:39:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"20549573978099712","full_text":"\"That is my first memory, as it happens. Squirming my way out of my mother, the gamy taste of her still in my tentacles.\" http://is.gd/jMPTP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 30 15:58:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"20509042468200449","full_text":"Next week, GA gets its first new Ag Commissioner since 1969. One of his first actions: removing idealized slavery murals. http://is.gd/jMh4k","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 30 01:31:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"20290902878593024","full_text":"Sent out unexpected gifts to some of my customers that have been with me the longest -- a reduction in my rates.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 29 18:46:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"20188816341991424","full_text":"\"Nasty, brutish and not that short: Medieval warfare was just as terrifying as you might imagine\" http://www.economist.com/node/17722650","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 29 18:07:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"20179094540918785","full_text":"Now that we're re-financing, Wells Fargo realizes they ought to get the title. A team of lawyers are scrambling to find the piece of paper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 29 18:05:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"20178635965071360","full_text":"So when we bought our house in 2001, Wells Fargo (our lender) declined to take title to the house, & the previous owners still have it. WTF?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 29 02:29:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"19942943313895424","full_text":"Simple dinner of tamales and salsa verde, both from Zocalo Salsas. It's so nice to have these at my market! http://instagr.am/p/wTHq/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 28 22:37:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"19884642031116288","full_text":"I'm wondering why the food stamp support center is in India. I'd bet some of the food stamp recipients might like that work.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 28 19:02:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"19830596226256898","full_text":"They're wasting no time building my new office. It's ours in nine months, but I'm already planning.  http://instagr.am/p/wAmv/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 28 18:18:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"19819387372445696","full_text":"Some might say a 14% beer would be a little strong for a working day lunch, but I say whash yous talkn bout thish is jusht fine.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 28 17:37:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"19809268962164736","full_text":"Christmas is over, so the Samichlaus Dopplebock is 25% off at Trappeze. \"Dark fruit, figs, spice, and bold toffee\" http://gdzl.la/95mPHB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 28 15:55:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"19783468477063169","full_text":"Most farmers markets around the country are closed for winter, but growers managed to sell $142k of products in Dec via www.locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 27 20:33:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"19491163052441600","full_text":"Time for a nice big mug of abuelita! (And of course I mean the Mexican hot chocolate, not a Mexican grandmother.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 27 20:05:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"19483922932961280","full_text":"Like fonts? The 11th Annual never-to-be-repeated New Year's Day sale at www.comicbookfonts.com is nearly here. Every font only $20.11!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 27 17:19:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"19442303626121216","full_text":"Mushrooms, onions, ham, and the last of the raw milk Brie. I love post-snow-playing omelets!  http://instagr.am/p/vBgp/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 27 16:57:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"19436715479404544","full_text":"She's making the cheeks sparkle.  http://instagr.am/p/vAme/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 27 02:38:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"19220431156285441","full_text":"My yearly fave local news: Best of the Blotter http://is.gd/jwN0n \"while neither man was mentally retarded, they 'were idiots nonetheless.'\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 27 02:05:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"19212341426003968","full_text":"The stockings were stuffed except mine which was empty. Because I made a deal with Santa, not because I's naughty. Or because I filled them.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 26 23:45:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"19177053270052865","full_text":"Current weather: French Toast  @ Ingles Express http://instagr.am/p/uWW4/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 26 21:46:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"19147095759921152","full_text":"I think that, generally, meals are better when there's a whale in front of you.  http://instagr.am/p/uQ1k/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 26 18:55:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"19104056689561600","full_text":"Even Gretta had presents to unwrap.  http://instagr.am/p/uJMQ/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 26 17:10:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"19077686693462016","full_text":"Lunch time!  http://gdzl.la/94NkBG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 26 04:06:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"18880273894604800","full_text":"Some pictures make me question my life's choices, make me wonder if I may have missed out on a better way. This is one. http://is.gd/jsYhA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 25 22:23:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"18793979088740352","full_text":"Sometimes I do miss winter.  http://gdzl.la/94AEmq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 25 18:01:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"18728144127135744","full_text":"\"From now on, we'll have to muddle through somehow<br>So have yourself a merry little Christmas now\"<br>http://youtu.be/yudgy30Dd68","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 25 15:03:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"18683305289318401","full_text":"Yeah, I guess I'm an enabler.  http://gdzl.la/94scFR","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 25 06:49:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"18558928157675520","full_text":"As I age, my handwriting resembles my dad's. One example: when I was young, Santa's writing looked like Dad's, and now it looks like mine.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 25 05:46:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"18543204437598208","full_text":"Mission accomplished. Merry Christmas!  http://gdzl.la/94rebE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 25 01:00:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"18471106935521280","full_text":"Viv: \"I smell the tastiness of the flesh!\" We're just full of the Christmas spirit over here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 25 00:47:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"18467818177568768","full_text":"Must be a holiday. I'm cooking crab legs with a side of crab cakes for dinner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 23:58:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"18455580343537664","full_text":"Cookies are all done!  http://gdzl.la/94koKe","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 22:55:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"18439731826130945","full_text":"Viv and I are baking Santa some gingerbread to go with his scotch.  http://gdzl.la/94nWrj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 21:20:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"18415669087305728","full_text":"Spring Fling '90: \"Typhoon Tech\"  http://gdzl.la/94iZWP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 20:50:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"18408111253495808","full_text":"Meanwhile, inside, the mother T Rex is riding a virtual bicycle. (That sentence is new to mankind. My gift to you.) http://gdzl.la/94iHYK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 20:43:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"18406480008970240","full_text":"Christmas Eve and I'm outside in a t-shirt grilling locally produced kielbasa for lunch. Tonight: a chance of snow. Good thing I'm flexible.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 19:39:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"18390281703391232","full_text":"Correction: After some discussion, it was determined that \"darlings\" is reserved for human children. She is \"a good mother for her youngs\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 18:42:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"18376102258933760","full_text":"Some 6yo girls play at mothering with dolls. Ours is building a nest to lay her eggs, because she's \"a good mother for her little darlings\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 16:10:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"18337771982692352","full_text":"Scattered, smothered, and soon to be covered (with raw milk Brie).  http://gdzl.la/94fWaH","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 24 06:29:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"18191498210189313","full_text":"A dino just bit my finger. This Santa stuff is dangerous business.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 23 18:02:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"18003444115705856","full_text":"Christmas coffee. I've got a long evening at my farmers market & then a long night of present wrapping ahead of me. http://gdzl.la/944Rmg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 23 17:01:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"17988269618761728","full_text":"Today, a taste of the Gouden Carolus Noel. A dark Belgian ale with cinnamon and clove.  http://gdzl.la/944dHz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 23 03:30:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"17784119513579520","full_text":"I've moved my olives from a weak brine to a strong one, where they'll stay and ferment for two or three months.  http://gdzl.la/93ZBUd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 23 01:41:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"17756761842782209","full_text":"\"Nothing so liberates the heart as when a fool wakes from his folly.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 23 00:52:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"17744362242834432","full_text":"This year I remembered that the gingerbread dough needs to rest a day or two in the fridge.  http://gdzl.la/93V2Ln","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 22 16:09:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"17612795688259585","full_text":"This dentist's waiting room is great for my Angry Birds score. Was stuck on three levels, but now have three stars on all of them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 22 04:47:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"17441114952826880","full_text":"Correction: The surprise Space Ghost might be Wednesday night at 10eastern. Maybe.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 22 01:42:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"17394568399949824","full_text":"A long-dead email list I'm on has come alive with rumors of a surprise new Space Ghost Coast to Coast tonight at 10 eastern. Rumors, mind.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 21 18:04:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"17279291414814720","full_text":"They're building my new office.  http://gdzl.la/93B3MX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 21 17:22:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"17268605792034816","full_text":"Having a little taste of the Scaldis Noel. It's like brandy, beer, and sugar plums all in one.  http://gdzl.la/93AyLH","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 21 15:40:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"17243077894737920","full_text":"Amazing photography from the world's largest caverns: http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/2011/01/largest-cave/peter-photography","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 21 08:15:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"17131090674196480","full_text":"The mead's been drunk, the Yule log's been eaten, the goat's been... well, I forgot the goat. Still, it'll be longer days from here on out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 21 07:59:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"17126964888342528","full_text":"All the cool kids are taking eclipse photos with their iPhone. As am I.  http://gdzl.la/93yyZ1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 21 07:41:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"17122571816275968","full_text":"Hey, who took the moon? I was using that.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 21 04:50:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"17079345889681408","full_text":"Looks like the eclipse is going to be eclipsed by these thick clouds that have suddenly appeared. Ah, well. I've set the alarm anyway.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 20 18:02:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"16916267218771968","full_text":"This simple photo takes my breath away, every single time I see it. http://marswatch.astro.cornell.edu/pancam_instrument/sunset489_new2.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 20 13:54:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"16853994076905474","full_text":"Living in the past? Who, me?  http://gdzl.la/93m6fS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 20 01:39:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"16669061039529984","full_text":"It's a simple list, and really, who doesn't want a Lego shark thing?  http://gdzl.la/93aPV2 http://gdzl.la/93dW4f","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 21 14:55:05 +0000 2018","id_str":"1009811953831858178","full_text":"Who would have thought a comic about a cartoonist named Jon Arbuckle who draws comics about his lasagna-loving cat would be so touching?<br><br>Part One: <a href=\"http://galesaur.com/portfolio/jon/\">http://galesaur.com/portfolio/jon/</a><br>Part Two: <a href=\"http://galesaur.com/portfolio/jon-2/\">http://galesaur.com/portfolio/jon-2/</a><br>MeFi discussion: <a href=\"https://www.metafilter.com/174836/With-Minimal-Lasagna\">https://www.metafilter.com/174836/With-Minimal-Lasagna</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 20 20:39:38 +0000 2018","id_str":"1009536271847485440","full_text":"Afternoon prickly pear gose and an apricot danish. #thisismyoffice #remotework #infinityinteractive <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1009536271847485440-DgKX4rPW0AEhFw0.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1009536271847485440-DgKX4rPW0AEhFw0.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 20 03:07:01 +0000 2018","id_str":"1009271371958976512","full_text":"I just realized that there are now nearly *a billion* twitter accounts for every human alive on the planet today. That’s insane. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1009271371958976512-DgGm9VtXkAAy4cN.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1009271371958976512-DgGm9VtXkAAy4cN.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 19 18:06:30 +0000 2018","id_str":"1009135349795295233","full_text":"I held off for a while reading this thread. Don’t make the same mistake I did. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/BryantD/status/1008728548754898947\">https://twitter.com/BryantD/status/1008728548754898947</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 16 05:25:18 +0000 2018","id_str":"1007856621274484736","full_text":"BRB. Pushing it real good.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 15 00:37:23 +0000 2018","id_str":"1007421777981661184","full_text":"Back in the GWB presidency, I bought the domain inmyname dot us so I could document all the morally objectionable things being done by my government. I never got around to that project. <br><br>I still have the domain but doing it now would push me into a terminal despair spiral.","favorite_count":"11","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 21:04:32 +0000 2018","id_str":"1006281048852914176","full_text":"Looked out my window and legit thought my garage was on fire. But it was just that the sun came out after an intense thunderstorm, and steam was billowing off the roof. #muggy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 10 15:20:53 +0000 2018","id_str":"1005832180445085697","full_text":"Tomorrow night I’m driving three hours round trip to watch a 90 minute Doctor Who story from the ‘80s (Tom Baker’s “Genesis of the Daleks”) on the big screen, and it’s going to be absolutely worth it.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 19 21:50:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"16611461207957504","full_text":"It's been 60 days. Time to dig into this raw milk Brie.  http://gdzl.la/93aSAq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 19 03:03:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"16327727799869441","full_text":"A wizard's staff has a knob on the end<br>It never will buckle, it never will bend...<br>http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/staff.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 19 01:56:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"16310963833671680","full_text":"Juniper's finding her voice. I'm hoping she chooses the first one. http://www.flickr.com/photos/19035512@N00/5272241403","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 18 22:01:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"16251775216521216","full_text":"Hey crazy guy on the unicycle out in Mall of Georgia traffic -- you're crazy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 18 21:33:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"16244696049258496","full_text":"I was going to make some snarky observation about being in the Toys R Us the Saturday before Christmas, but frankly I'm too shell shocked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 18 18:17:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"16195380672729088","full_text":"Found our tree!  http://gdzl.la/92RBuS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 23:40:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"15914208994525184","full_text":"Managed to make it back to @highwirelounge for some Glogg. I could drink this for hours.  http://gdzl.la/92G6JG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 22:27:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"15895785405157376","full_text":"Curses, foiled again! None of my downtown places w/ hot drinks serve them until late. I was looking forward all day to an after-work Glögg.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 19:21:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"15849201141288960","full_text":"All seasons of the \"new\" Dr. Who are currently $9.99 each on iTunes, even season five in HD.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 19:01:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"15844029606400000","full_text":"World of Goo is fantastic on the Wii. On the iPad, it's even better.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 15:32:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"15791329741111296","full_text":"It's \"Bring Your Sick Daughter To Work\" day!  http://gdzl.la/92xMiV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 04:05:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"15618439120945153","full_text":"Tonight's dinner is Mediterranean French cuisine. Four grapefruit and a big slice of buche de noel.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 17 03:54:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"15615918465875968","full_text":"Mmmmmm... I have a Noel log!  http://gdzl.la/92sz9Z","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 16 21:13:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"15514921001291776","full_text":"Homegrown moss. That's something you'd have trouble finding at a regular farmers market, but not mine.  http://gdzl.la/92oGE2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 16 19:51:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"15494312720601089","full_text":"And just like that, lickety split, all my bookmarks have been moved from http://del.ic.ious to http://pinboard.in.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 16 19:44:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"15492386079645696","full_text":"Time to chug some dayquil and head off to today's Athens Locally Grown distribution. Whee!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 16 17:47:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"15463039721541632","full_text":"Oh, Santa, you goofy rascal you. http://www.flickr.com/photos/laughingsquid/5264072296/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 16 16:18:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"15440571216699393","full_text":"Vivian got sick today & had to miss her school Christmas party. Except school was closed due to ice, so everyone missed it. What a morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 16 03:50:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"15252440433565696","full_text":"Baked several dozen mandarin orange cookies for Vivian's first grade \"Traditional Christmas Around the World\" lunch. She picked China.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 16 01:41:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"15219898997276672","full_text":"It's been a while since a software bundle appealed to me, but buying this one was a no-brainer. https://fusionads.net/bundle/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 15 20:11:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"15136962050523136","full_text":"Suddenly feeling cold and flu-ey. Bah humbug.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 15 02:17:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"14866721269612544","full_text":"Watching four strangers sitting around the dinner table eating and talking about a \"sack, back, & crack wax\" on TV. The BBC is awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 15 00:18:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"14836702749134848","full_text":"My nerd college alma mater sent me a Christmas card. Do you get any cards discussing insects and germs? http://gdzl.la/91XuRk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 14 21:04:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"14787773349232640","full_text":"The Simpsons is getting cancelled? Yeah, I cancelled it off my DVR two years ago, but still...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 14 19:33:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"14764949821722624","full_text":"JotNot on the iPhone & Dropbox have saved my sanity during this re-fi process, what with the repeated requests for this paper and that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 14 01:51:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"14497708379217920","full_text":"It's so pretty how the eggnog & the kahlua & the vodka mix themselves together. Or maybe that's the booze talking.  http://gdzl.la/91HZVK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 13 20:49:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"14421704000409600","full_text":"The Jesse James / Robert Ford alternate ending to the new Yogi Bear movie. http://youtu.be/m6w0r-ScEG4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 13 13:27:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"14310327629914112","full_text":"I gave someone wrong impression of my market: \"relatively new grass-roots organization based on idealism rather than a sheer business model\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 13 03:15:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"14156458253877248","full_text":"Great thing about winter: my refrigerator gets a whole lot bigger. About the size of my front porch, in fact.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 13 01:58:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"14137169744498688","full_text":"All of my flickr photos, set to music. It seems I take lots of pictures of food. http://vimeo.com/17746552","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 12 17:50:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"14014153194741760","full_text":"Annoy your favorite Harry Potter, Star Wars, and/or LOTR fan: http://i.imgur.com/2dr29.jpg (via @rands)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 12 16:37:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"13995805027336192","full_text":"Viv mentioned wanting underpants that say \"I love flesh\". She'll probably get tired of role-playing carnivorous dinos at some point, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 12 03:22:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"13795840590090240","full_text":"I have eaten eleven mandarin oranges today. I may have a problem. Namely, that I'm almost out of mandarin oranges.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 12 01:57:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"13774491675004928","full_text":"The olives have gone into a brine. They'll soak for a week, then get a much stronger brine for three more months.  http://gdzl.la/919rig","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 12 00:34:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"13753426412306432","full_text":"\"Brian Blessed Turd Story\" http://youtu.be/4jadSVWAEQQ","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 11 22:56:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"13728854640164865","full_text":"Two years ago I crushed local apples and made 5 gallons of cider. Saved some for vinegar, just tried it. Delicious! http://gdzl.la/91aD71","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 11 21:57:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"13714037959303168","full_text":"It's a homemade French fry kind of day.  http://gdzl.la/916MVP http://gdzl.la/919VWS http://gdzl.la/919VWf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 11 18:23:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"13660279204216832","full_text":"Viv's been asking for a Nintendo DS for Christmas, even tho she's access to an iPad. So I taught her to play Angry Birds. Took care of that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 11 03:48:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"13440049110589440","full_text":"Turns out Thundarr the Barbarian is just as good now as it was when I was ten. Wouldn't have guessed that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 11 01:08:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"13399688447270912","full_text":"Current status: The Kraken!  http://gdzl.la/8ZXPRL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 23:13:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"13370641306624000","full_text":"Had to stop and pick up some Old Country Doctor medicine. Yes, at the liquor store.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 21:38:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"13346802027732992","full_text":"A professional just described my pain tolerance as \"remarkable\". So... there's another line added to the resume.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 19:44:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"13318205145612288","full_text":"The dental tools are more modern than the computers. Hopefully.  http://gdzl.la/8ZRBJx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 19:35:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"13315940737355777","full_text":"\"... you will cut a forlorn figure, a Jesuitical milksop hammering on your portcullis, a man without a ditch.\" http://is.gd/ivLOP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 18:13:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"13295178773168128","full_text":"After three phone calls, I've discovered that when my bank says my password must contain a \"special character\", it means \"pound signs only\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 15:20:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"13251793962139648","full_text":"O inamorata o’ mine! What the world needs is a pamphlet, decisively written, on the flight patterns of the common shrike. http://is.gd/iv8bY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 14:28:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"13238596857237504","full_text":"Away in a manger / no crib for his bed / the bacon-wrapped sausage / lay down his sweet head http://hootingyard.org/archives/5662","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 03:57:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"13079855000190976","full_text":"Denatured, desatureated. Whichever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 03:53:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"13078752565137408","full_text":"Frank Chu and Denatured Santa http://www.flickr.com/photos/hlscotland/4182619357/in/photostream/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 03:30:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"13073136245280768","full_text":"The box I got from them the other day was full of mandarin oranges, now already more than half eaten. So, so good. http://gdzl.la/8ZHADX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 10 03:28:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"13072483724824576","full_text":"My big box of olives from Chaffin Family Orchards arrived! In four months I'll have five gallons of cured olives.  http://gdzl.la/8ZHzk6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 19:38:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"12954142414737408","full_text":"The Clayton (GA) Tribune: \"Local farmers sell products online\" http://www.theclaytontribune.com/articles/2010/12/09/news/news01.txt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 16:46:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"12910881780269056","full_text":"Company president came in on a vacation day to lead a company-wide lunch meeting. Hence the Atari pajama pants.  http://gdzl.la/8ZE5qU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 14:37:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"12878466361860097","full_text":"Got my About.me page, and it makes a great landing site for my domain: http://www.ericwagoner.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 13:46:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"12865696958513152","full_text":"\"Why on earth would the head of the Anglican church be standing next to my hen house in the middle of the night?\" http://is.gd/irobv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 04:24:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"12724203048402944","full_text":".@trappezepub gave me a gift certificate after my (extremely rare) bad lunch last week. Used it all on drinks @highwirelounge. Love them!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 01:31:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"12680755624812544","full_text":"\"Ronald Wayne was like the George Best of Apple\" Chorus of shouts: \"Pete! Pete Best!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 00:22:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"12663443488247808","full_text":"Wow. Just chatted with a guy who started the Apple group back in 1981. His wife still hosts a monthly Apple II meeting at their house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 00:12:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"12660783842336768","full_text":"There are about eight guys here who could pass for William Hartnell. What a fascinating group.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 09 00:07:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"12659632069681153","full_text":"At a Christmas party jointly hosted by the Atl Ruby group, Mac group, and the PC group (average age in the 80s). http://gdzl.la/8ZvSYq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 08 21:15:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"12616164794441729","full_text":"A letter arrives from a werewolf. It is rather difficult to read... but I have done my best to decipher and transcribe it http://is.gd/ipkks","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 08 21:13:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"12615829363359745","full_text":"It is a wonder that... it has been left to economics guru Bingley Swelling to call for a werewolf tax. http://hootingyard.org/archives/4402","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 08 16:58:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"12551556004057088","full_text":"Viv thinks Santa gets tired of all those gingerbread men, so we'll make something better: gingerbread dinosaurs. http://gdzl.la/8ZqZrA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 08 15:08:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"12523981626146816","full_text":"Try as I may, I've not found an apple fritter that comes close to those made at Shulte's Bakery in Union, Missouri during the Fall of 1988.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 07 19:44:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"12231084234248194","full_text":"Athens' state rep & Democratic caucus chairman, switches to GOP because the Democrats were 100% shut out of the process. http://is.gd/im5wX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 07 17:41:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"12200065552621568","full_text":"Finally got my broken wisdom tooth looked at. Going back Friday, and he gave me full warning that he's going to \"beat me up pretty bad\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 07 14:56:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"12158542014320640","full_text":"A: \"I was reading aloud a recipe from Old Ma Purgative’s Wonder Book Of Pies and I pronounced some of the words amiss.\" http://is.gd/iliJL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 07 14:56:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"12158426503188480","full_text":"Q: \"By what accident did you summon the goat god and its helpmeets?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 06 11:40:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"11746771441025024","full_text":"Me: \"There's Venus, nice and bright!\" Viv: \"That's nice, but only the sun makes us warm.\" (It was a cold wait for the bus this morning.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 06 03:21:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"11621122135040000","full_text":"Juniper's already rather fond of school.  http://gdzl.la/8YHzST","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 06 02:03:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"11601689115099137","full_text":"My meatloaf might not look like much, but it's got it where it counts.  http://gdzl.la/8YKvM1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 05 23:17:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"11559720879915008","full_text":"\"Ducks in the wind / All we are is ducks in the wind.\" http://youtu.be/SEBLt6Kd9EY (via maryr on Metafilter)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 05 21:03:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"11526127956791296","full_text":"Ok, I set aside a bit of the turkey to go into a beef, pork, & turkey meatloaf for my lunches this week. *That's* the last of the turkey.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 05 20:42:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"11520727358382080","full_text":"The last of the Thanksgiving turkeys is being turned into a pot of white chili.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 05 18:22:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"11485529967165440","full_text":"She made another card for me. \"Santa knew he was in the Cretaceous, so he hooked his sleigh to a Pterosaur.\"  http://gdzl.la/8YCo5W","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 05 16:11:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"11452495901499393","full_text":"Vivian drew a Christmas card with a dragon and a T Rex. Very cute. Then she says, \"They want each other's meat for Christmas.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 05 02:06:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"11239871737757696","full_text":"The thought that life could be better <br>Is woven indelibly <br>Into our hearts <br>And our brains","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 05 01:00:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"11223349329920000","full_text":"Mixed up a big Headless Cossack. I'm going to miss eggnog season.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 04 18:24:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"11123642754670592","full_text":"Having some Boer Sausage, a blend of beef and pork from Greendale Farm (run by a great South African family who moved here a few years ago).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 04 03:24:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"10897239631200257","full_text":"How indispensable has the iPad become? I just realized I left it at my office and nearly got in the car to go get it. Long time 'til Monday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 04 02:07:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"10877883501248513","full_text":"I screwed up the name. It's \"Hooting Yard on the Air\". Here's the URL: http://hootingyard.org. It is so very wonderfully strange.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 04 01:59:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"10875830313947136","full_text":"I can not recommend highly enough the \"Hooting Yard on the Radio\" podcast. Only 10 eps so far, so start w/ #1. D. Adams meets Lovecraft-ish.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 20:31:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"10793207843528704","full_text":"\"Christmas Parade Takes Downtown by Storm\" Yeah, that's the front page headline.  http://gdzl.la/8Y6FZ2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 19:52:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"10783457030443009","full_text":"Friday afternoon coffee.  http://gdzl.la/8Y9jph","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 18:44:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"10766319662145536","full_text":"Getting 20lbs of freshly picked uncured ripe black olives today from @ChaffinOrchards. Going to brine cure them, and then use them all year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 17:59:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"10755116755845120","full_text":"In November, growers sold $190k of their products to their local customers via http://locallygrown.net, making Thanksgiving even better.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 15:56:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"10724046861766656","full_text":"My bank's online system is very secure. Half the time, it'll claim you have the wrong password, and the other half it throws server errors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 15:45:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"10721245356105729","full_text":"Wanted to pull out a quote to entice you to Andy Ihnatko's costume photos from NY Comic-Con, but there were far too many. http://is.gd/i95JV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 09 03:04:51 +0000 2018","id_str":"1005284562614644736","full_text":"I was a suicidal 4th grader. I tried to seek help but didn’t know how — I was only eight years old. If I wanted to live, I had to teach myself how to protect myself from myself. It’s worked well enough for forty years, but it’s a constant task. #itschaosbekind #nomorehiding #imok","favorite_count":"13","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 08 03:15:14 +0000 2018","id_str":"1004924787704193027","full_text":"“This Dothan farmer's market is virtual, but the food is real”<br><br>I think this is my favorite headline about a small community using my software to enhance their local food system. <a href=\"http://www.dothaneagle.com/news/local/this-dothan-farmer-s-market-is-virtual-but-the-food/article_12298988-6a9f-11e8-b943-c79bb7955ae8.html\">http://www.dothaneagle.com/news/local/this-dothan-farmer-s-market-is-virtual-but-the-food/article_12298988-6a9f-11e8-b943-c79bb7955ae8.html</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 20:47:50 +0000 2018","id_str":"1004464907205693441","full_text":"Ralph Bakshi has signed original cells from his Lord of the Rings adaptation up on eBay for reasonable prices. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ralphbakshi/status/1004425744011759616\">https://twitter.com/ralphbakshi/status/1004425744011759616</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 04 16:57:44 +0000 2018","id_str":"1003682226322763778","full_text":"Worst cover of “Nothing But Flowers” ever. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/NB_Chris/status/1003621686959276034\">https://twitter.com/NB_Chris/status/1003621686959276034</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 20:39:14 +0000 2018","id_str":"1002650804858310656","full_text":"My thoughts exactly, crass weather app. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1002650804858310656-DeohlqfVMAAyKoe.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1002650804858310656-DeohlqfVMAAyKoe.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 06:04:38 +0000 2018","id_str":"1002430704297406464","full_text":"The thunder woke me up two hours ago and the lightning hasn’t let up since. And judging by the radar, it won’t let up for quite some time. Guess I’ll be up a while. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1002430704297406464-DelZaKVUYAA9SLa.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1002430704297406464-DelZaKVUYAA9SLa.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 04:28:16 +0000 2018","id_str":"1002406453540478976","full_text":"Trolling level: expert. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1002263171837710337\">https://twitter.com/atdanwhite/status/1002263171837710337</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 31 23:18:09 +0000 2018","id_str":"1002328408934604800","full_text":"Sixteen straight days of rain, which is… <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BjdcCvFljfJ/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=lk3rd6j6msvk\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BjdcCvFljfJ/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=lk3rd6j6msvk</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 31 16:24:14 +0000 2018","id_str":"1002224244179300352","full_text":"My current jam is the entire discography from Youth in a Roman Field, an eclectic quartet with sounds of “Appalachia, cayenne pepper, and ghosts”. Good stuff.<br><br><a href=\"http://youthinaromanfield.com/\">http://youthinaromanfield.com/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 02:07:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"10515467047272448","full_text":"What's that? Your town's Christmas parade doesn't have storm troopers? I'm sorry for your loss.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 03 01:25:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"10504928011223040","full_text":"Market pickups turned out to be fairly stress-free, thanks to my incredibly awesome team of volunteers. So, so cold, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 02 19:43:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"10418802541989888","full_text":"Athens' Christmas parade and late growers are making today's locally grown pickup stressful. And it doesn't even start for two hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 01 22:55:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"10104804948836352","full_text":"My new favorite way to say goodbye: \"Yes, get thee to thine destiny! Godspeed!\" http://is.gd/i49h1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 01 21:48:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"10087922816524288","full_text":"Dear Google, I will happily let you buy locallygrown.net for a mere 1/1000th of what you've offered Groupon. Call me. You've got my number.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 01 20:29:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"10067917009846272","full_text":"Nothing like Paul Simon for getting the melancholy on.<br><br>Everybody loves the sound of a train in the distance<br>Everybody thinks it's true","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 01 16:15:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"10004104151568384","full_text":"Cleverly hide 72 oz. of beer... in your gigantic fake beard! http://tumblr.com/x69y2tebh (It's just a brilliant gift box, via @whiskerino)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 01 14:04:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"9971091778838528","full_text":"Is there really anyone who's not using Dropbox for free? If you're not, here you go: http://db.tt/DiYNsq1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 01 02:41:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"9799142712803328","full_text":"According to Factory Farm Map, 2 out of every 100 meat chickens in the USA come from my little county in north GA. http://factoryfarmmap.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 01 02:22:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"9794513400766464","full_text":"So Nancy is going to be the next Athens mayor. She seemed the most spiteful and dishonest of the candidates to me. I hope I'm wrong.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 30 18:55:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"9681942324715521","full_text":"Dear person who keeps using my email address on your job applications: you haven't been hired yet. Keep looking. And use your own address.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 30 18:28:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"9675057462775808","full_text":"Rare disappointing lunch at @trappezepub. Battered fish were cut too thick. Raw in middle w/ overdone batter that turned soggy in moments.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 30 15:45:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"9634167444733952","full_text":"The Senate has passed the food safety bill, with exemptions for producers who sell less than $500,000 a year to local customers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 29 23:49:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"9393542409494528","full_text":"Industrial GA peanuts killed in 2009. Nuts from Athens' Mills Farm didn't. Our senator would rather shut Mills Farm than regulate industry.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 29 22:03:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"9366922701307905","full_text":"Some things I just can't get locally grown, such as oranges and olives. Luckily, there's Chaffin Family Orchards: http://is.gd/hXKu5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 29 21:09:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"9353233868791808","full_text":"In Catalonia, they like to build giant castles. Made of people. Sometimes they fall. http://youtu.be/K1HWyUIZ5kk http://youtu.be/-iSHfrmGdyo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 29 19:30:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"9328466885345280","full_text":"\"Anyway, if you pee, you're invited.\" http://www.publicradio.org/columns/marketplace/green-tip-and-trade/2010/11/pee_in_the_shower.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 29 17:43:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"9301530020683776","full_text":"Having a little Backwoods Bastard barleywine with my lunch.  http://gdzl.la/8X9tK3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 29 06:16:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"9128495460388864","full_text":"The trouble with driving all day, going to bed at 3am, & sleeping until noon is it's 1am, I'm not sleepy, & I have to get up in four hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 28 19:42:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"8969003749875712","full_text":"First time I drove the VW diesel to my parent's house. Used only half the gas, so our usual pit stops were passed on by.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 28 18:54:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"8956858429607938","full_text":"Let's see... away for 5 days, empty cupboards, lots to do. Yeah, a perfect day to put a hunk of pork over hickory.  http://gdzl.la/8WS84q","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 28 06:41:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"8772344650670081","full_text":"Home! Our twelve hour drive only took eleven hours, which was nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 26 21:40:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"8273929835651072","full_text":"The house where I spent me teen years looks very different today.  http://gdzl.la/8Wm9VV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 26 16:35:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"8197242955505664","full_text":"Taters, the traditional \"Buy Nothing Day\" breakfast.  http://gdzl.la/8WhRez","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 26 00:51:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"7959482122379264","full_text":"Hang on... Angry Birds is a \"catapult destroy the castle\" game? Why didn't anyone tell me? Be back in a few weeks...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 26 00:23:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"7952537642602496","full_text":"My dad made a selection of cheesecakes (and a gooey pumpkin cake) for dessert.  http://gdzl.la/8WdrAU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 22:38:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"7926212013854720","full_text":"Pan juices, starting to decant.  http://gdzl.la/8W9oSv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 21:16:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"7905451089862656","full_text":"A special thank you to the animals who grace our table, and to the farmers who look out for them so well.  http://gdzl.la/8W8yVF","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 21:00:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"7901375144923137","full_text":"Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  http://gdzl.la/8W8pnp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 19:34:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"7879742334173184","full_text":"I've been dreaming of a white Thanksgiving! Tornados last night, blizzard today. Missouri's got it all.  http://gdzl.la/8W7vCH","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 19:13:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"7874560879755264","full_text":"The alarm company called and asked if supper was ready. Guessing they stay busy today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 19:11:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"7874071580643328","full_text":"It's snowing and sleeting, but we've got all the doors and windows open because I splattered oil on the burner. And there's the smoke alarm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 18:39:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"7865893933547520","full_text":"Pumpkin casserole, using a hunk of the giant pumpkin I posted yesterday.  http://gdzl.la/8W9XWL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 18:28:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"7863087633797120","full_text":"Twin Nature's Harmony Farm turkeys, rubbed with butter and maple syrup.  http://gdzl.la/8W6LGc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 18:13:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"7859471321661441","full_text":"Roasted broccoli, green beans, veery tomatoes, and garlic. Never had local beans this late in the season.  http://gdzl.la/8W9F5C","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 18:12:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"7859159529684992","full_text":"Gluten free bread stuffing, with mushrooms and oysters, sage and celery.  http://gdzl.la/8W6AKg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 16:57:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"7840259521908738","full_text":"Mix of root veggies, ready for roasting.  http://gdzl.la/8W8Puj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 04:45:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"7656213936349184","full_text":"Tornado warning!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 04:21:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"7650113031766016","full_text":"Speak, friend, and pay me $950.  http://gdzl.la/8VZfUK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 25 02:46:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"7626158933811200","full_text":"Somebody just decided to drive in my parent's creek instead of the road. Her car didn't care for the 10 foot drop involved. She's mostly ok.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 24 18:58:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"7508435381784576","full_text":"My pile of ingredients included a pumpkin as big as my leg. It shall become many things, all for my belly.  http://gdzl.la/8VTCfp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 24 18:29:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"7501077364604928","full_text":"Merged my big pile of ingredients with my parents' big pile of ingredients and decided on a menu. Now to the cooking!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 23 23:30:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"7214529272356864","full_text":"Brown bag dinner.  http://gdzl.la/8VLgJW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 23 21:15:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"7180412572930048","full_text":"Some places, it's glamorous to be the Foursquare mayor. The I-24 Rest Area, not so much.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 23 19:01:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"7146694542098432","full_text":"Quick stop at Popcorn Haven.  http://gdzl.la/8VDYhr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 23 01:31:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"6882577277259777","full_text":"Leaving for Missouri tomorrow, which means only one thing: it's almost time for my annual White Castle visit!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 22 22:57:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"6843639426715650","full_text":"Listening to the new Girl Talk mashup album. What a strong, strong mix. And, of course, illegal as hell. As good as any Kleptones album.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 22 22:38:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"6838981463379968","full_text":"The Fernet Flip (Fernet Branca, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Chocolate Bitters, Brown Sugar Syrup, Raw Egg): Delicious! http://gdzl.la/8Vrvqa","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 22 20:26:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"6805740773707776","full_text":"Now I want to go to Estrella War XXVII and defend the Outlands alongside my fellow Goliards. http://www.estrellawar.org/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 22 20:07:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"6800921107374080","full_text":"\"He eats with both hands! He's an Atenveldter Knight!\" Listening to Ioseph of Locksley's CD for the first time in 13 years. Ah, SCA memories","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 22 14:46:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"6720180897980416","full_text":"\"Run-of-the-mill startup seeks mediocre designer\" http://jobs.37signals.com/jobs/7759","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 21 19:57:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"6435984136732672","full_text":"Silly Juniper, trying to hold her bottle and a handful of permanent markers at the same time. Wait, what? http://gdzl.la/8V783r","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 21 17:59:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"6406360052801536","full_text":"The two girls and I just planted 50 bulbs of mixed daffodils and tulips. Been meaning to do that for years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 21 00:11:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"6137619821891584","full_text":"Outside in the dark and cold grilling freshly caught shrimp, just as God intended.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 20 17:56:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"6043115215388673","full_text":"Juniper gave herself a giant nosebleed in the middle of the toy store. That was fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 20 02:45:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"5813858283294720","full_text":"I haven't been this full of meat since my days at &lt;insert inappropriate joke here&gt;.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 20 02:24:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"5808645245763585","full_text":"Nao Obrigado!  http://gdzl.la/8UJfJL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 20 00:49:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"5784776074072064","full_text":"Sim Por Favor  http://gdzl.la/8UHrRG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 19 23:34:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"5765916478406656","full_text":"At a celebratory company outing to Fogo de Chao, where they serve meat on swords.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 19 18:21:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"5687147596087296","full_text":"Portrait and story of the dreaded Turkeyosaurus Rex.  http://gdzl.la/8UArmk http://gdzl.la/8UAroR","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 19 16:34:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"5660104238039040","full_text":"Thanksgiving lunch at the elementary school.  http://gdzl.la/8Uzfq4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 18 18:39:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"5329246524284928","full_text":"The odds of fatal cancer caused by those new scanners at the airport? About the same as getting killed by terrorists. http://is.gd/hmEvv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 18 02:54:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"5091473921937408","full_text":"I just might be the oldest one here. That's... weird.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 18 02:38:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"5087500561293312","full_text":"Rock on, unicorn. Rock on.  http://gdzl.la/8UeYPT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 18 02:34:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"5086490795184128","full_text":"Hanging out at the Drunken Unicorn.  http://gdzl.la/8UeWxn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 17 20:07:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"4988936707375104","full_text":"Had my last lunch of the year at the Farm Cart, since they're closing for winter next week. Closed it out in style: http://gdzl.la/8UdQzN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 17 17:25:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"4948319285547008","full_text":"Received pro tips for our company outing to a gaucho steakhouse. \"This is one of those instances where you really can hurt yourself eating.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 17 15:31:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"4919613183762432","full_text":"Heading to the Drunken Unicorn in Atlanta tonight for the Monsters of Nerdcore show -- MCs Frontalot and Chris together at last.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 17 02:51:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"4728417379422208","full_text":"Hallelujah! Verizon *finally* has a sane data plan for their MiFi units. $80 for 10GB/month, with $10/GB overage. No more $900 bills!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 17 00:21:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"4690505749233665","full_text":"Apple & Green Chile Pie With Cheddar Crust? Oh, God yes! http://nyti.ms/c9xJLQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 16 21:44:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"4651056780812288","full_text":"A person called me, left a message. I called, left a message to email me. She emailed, then immediately called to tell me that she emailed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 16 02:52:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"4366245516279810","full_text":"Couldn't decide on dessert. Ended up mixing another delicious \"Headless Cossack\" -- the pumpkin spice eggnog White Russian. So good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 16 01:12:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"4340982178910209","full_text":"I don't always make intricate meals. Sometimes a simple salad is just right.  http://gdzl.la/8TMub9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 15 18:02:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"4232765251780608","full_text":"Started reading \"How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe\" by Charles Yu. From the first lines, I can tell this'll be a wild ride.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 15 15:53:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"4200428535287808","full_text":"Office ran out of cream for the coffee, and I didn't notice until after I filled my mug. So now I have to drink it black, like my soul.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 15 15:12:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"4190038732570625","full_text":"If you happen to know a MacArthur Nominator, could you put in a good word for me? Haven't landed that NYT article yet, so I'm still obscure.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 14 23:26:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"3951829251530752","full_text":"Big bag of last-of-the-season bell peppers & still clearing out freezer space for the turkey, so... this is dinner. http://gdzl.la/8ToVic","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 14 19:54:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"3898677085081601","full_text":"Just listened to Devo's cover of NIN's \"Head Like a Hole\". Two great tastes that taste mighty weird together.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 14 18:26:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"3876339593510912","full_text":"At Nature's Harmony Farm, picking up our family's Thanksgiving turkey. It wasn't this one.  http://gdzl.la/8Tn5jj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 14 01:20:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"3618306183401472","full_text":"What will it take to end TSA security theater madness? http://johnnyedge.blogspot.com/2010/11/these-events-took-place-roughly-between.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 13 23:59:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"3597770338340864","full_text":"I broke out the clay pot for a pastured chicken with potatoes, onion, celery, and garlic. Simple, delicious.  http://gdzl.la/8T9NKo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 13 19:46:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"3534171225980928","full_text":"I'm a lumberjack, and I'm ok. (Clearing a ton of privet thickets from the edge of the driveway.)  http://gdzl.la/8T6DB9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 13 00:49:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"3247954517295104","full_text":"I don't know what you call a White Russian made with pumpkin spice eggnog instead of half and half, but its really freakin' delicious.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 12 20:34:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"3183893364604928","full_text":"You would think that after 3 years at UC Berkeley, Elena Wagoner would stop giving out my email address to her professors & the registrar.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 12 15:30:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"3107445320720384","full_text":"Vivian tells me I'm going to die when I'm 100, in the winter, so pencil in a party for March, 2072. I'll hold out close to equinox as I can.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 12 13:26:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"3076280845078528","full_text":"Spent my birthday/Christmas money on the complete sets of Blackadder, Red Dwarf, and Fawlty Towers. Thanks, Mom & Dad (and Amazon)!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 22:43:06 +0000 2018","id_str":"1000145259643490304","full_text":"Tonight’s experiment: sliced peaches, lemongrass, ginger, knob of butter in a skillet. Frozen salmon filet portions on top. Simmer until salmon’s done. <br><br>Dinner might suck, but the kitchen smells heavenly.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 05:04:55 +0000 2018","id_str":"999878958857498624","full_text":"I have hope that these 1500 kids found themselves in an Underground Railroad of sorts and are being taken care of in a way far, far better than what our current government would have done. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/SimonWDC/status/999831871507877888\">https://twitter.com/SimonWDC/status/999831871507877888</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri May 25 03:00:22 +0000 2018","id_str":"999847615801036800","full_text":"Now that my girls have Amazon Echos in their rooms, a fun thing to do is to tuck them in bed, give them a goodnight kiss, say “Alexa, play Oh Yeah by Yellow”, and walk out.","favorite_count":"9","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu May 24 17:04:26 +0000 2018","id_str":"999697642740428806","full_text":"Time to go back to the High Museum, looks like. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ArtsATLcom/status/999693809863806976\">https://twitter.com/ArtsATLcom/status/999693809863806976</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 24 12:13:30 +0000 2018","id_str":"999624429117362176","full_text":"Early morning disc golfing on the moors. <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BjKOalwlJ8u/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1nludoornnkj1\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BjKOalwlJ8u/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=1nludoornnkj1</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 12 13:09:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"3072001602232320","full_text":"It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere<br>I'm all alone, more or less<br>Let me fly far away from here<br>Fun fun fun in the sun sun sun","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 11 15:23:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"2743127173500928","full_text":"Have a sustainable food hero? The National Resources Defense Council is taking nominations for their Growing Green Awards http://is.gd/gWdMg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 11 14:53:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"2735730526781440","full_text":"\"Gypsy music, opera, klezmer & cabaret come-ons mingle like emigres trading aliases at an after-hours night club.\" http://vagabondopera.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 11 14:02:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"2722921696989184","full_text":"We are the Dead. Short days ago<br>We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,<br>Loved and were loved, and now we lie<br>In Flanders fields.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 10 16:40:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"2400136877576192","full_text":"\"Lots of recipes call for nuts as an ingredient. You can even sprinkle over cakes, put on cookies, brownies, etc.\" http://gdzl.la/8SnUM5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 10 13:35:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"2353590882533378","full_text":"Picked up a lamb this morning on my way to work. It's just one of those things that I do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 10 04:24:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"2214897538572288","full_text":"You like the song \"Long Black Veil\"? Well, here you go:  http://bit.ly/aaPnZ5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 10 02:11:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"2181598820700160","full_text":"No matter how he's disguised, I can recognize Rene Auberjonois by his eyes. It was old man Odo darning socks on It's Always Sunny.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 09 14:11:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"2000257105793024","full_text":"\"Every time there is a major shakeup in the food system, local food takes a hit\" Trailer for the film Farmageddon: http://vimeo.com/16513455","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 09 02:17:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"1820580999331840","full_text":"So I clearly should've been using my pressure cooker far more often than I have. All the simplicity of the crock pot in one tenth the time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 09 01:47:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"1813004458921984","full_text":"\"Gangs have got to put down the guns & pick up the hankie\" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWunh78VT90 (RIP Professor John. Stop the madness)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 08 13:28:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"1627042940452864","full_text":"It's hat weather!  http://gdzl.la/8RNYh5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 08 00:04:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"1424806171906050","full_text":"I honestly don't understand people who say they don't like math, when beautiful things like this exist: http://is.gd/gOPVM","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 07 23:43:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"1419536830046208","full_text":"In case you were wondering: Yes, that soup is really, really good. Even for a carnivore like me.  http://gdzl.la/8RDwDy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 07 23:01:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"1408956320710656","full_text":"And for the record: A box of gluten-free lasagna noodles run through the food processor? Totally the same thing as orzo.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 07 22:49:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"1405955967295488","full_text":"I'm making a big pot of eggplant soup. I know -- the whole notion seemed absurd to me, too. Recipe here: http://is.gd/gOJDf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 07 19:53:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"1361730294779904","full_text":"A good spot for a lunch.  http://gdzl.la/8Rzym3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 07 19:02:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"1348682104446976","full_text":"\"Why does McDonalds food taste so good? Because we make it the same way you would.\" AH HAHAHAHAHA!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 07 18:26:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"1339749944008704","full_text":"What a beautiful day! Going to take the girls to the state park around the corner and play. http://www.gastateparks.org/VicBryant","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 07 00:11:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"1064156874674176","full_text":"Vivian's T Rex lost a fight against a stegosaur, so she buried it under a mound of beads and made a tombstone.  http://gdzl.la/8RkBmG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 22:11:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"1034024197820416","full_text":"Pressure cooked beef and mushrooms, carrots, and onion over egg noodles. Not quite soup, not quite stew, quite tasty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 17:16:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"959683393232896","full_text":"In the next week I have to pick up two turkeys & a lamb from one of my favorite farms. Both my freezers are full. I'd better get to eating.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 14:41:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"920730174750720","full_text":"Been reading one of those stories told as a series of letters from one character.<br><br>Told her she has the wrong email, but they keep coming.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 05:43:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"785370383917056","full_text":"The last song had both a flaming theramin and, in a lot across the street, a tesla coil.  http://gdzl.la/8R9dcC http://gdzl.la/8R9d7W","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 04:47:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"771323139723264","full_text":"I may appear in documentaries about other nerdy musicians, but Man or Astroman? will always be my one true love.  http://gdzl.la/8R5F4T","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 04:18:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"763816052785152","full_text":"The stage is being set for MoAM? Tubing, smoke, screens, a satellite dish, computers, and people in jump suits.  http://gdzl.la/8R5rXT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 03:49:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"756715846901761","full_text":"Turns out Fiend Without a Face is a side project of members of Mastadon, who I saw in 1996 w/ Cake & No Doubt in ABQ. I'd've never guessed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 03:24:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"750258590056448","full_text":"A better shot of the \"Fiend Without a Face\" weirdos. These guys are great!  http://gdzl.la/8R86CC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 03:12:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"747358505668608","full_text":"There are far too few weird theme bands. Luckily, they all seem to love Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 03:10:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"746781516234752","full_text":"(Except it's not really them. It's \"Fiend Without a Face\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 03:07:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"745937727135744","full_text":"Capes, western fringe, fezes, and no faces. Yes, it's Man... Or Astroman? http://gdzl.la/8R7WyN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 01:30:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"721775948206080","full_text":"The merch table includes space dust, an \"Astroman Genome Pack\", and an air freshener. Because \"in space, no one can smell you stink\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 01:13:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"717485326204928","full_text":"Enough drinking. It's time for Man... Or Astroman?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 00:32:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"707136891920384","full_text":"I've not had a more flavorful gin: \"Port of Barcelona\" (Spain). \"Distilled by artist B. Alex using 14 botanicals\"  http://gdzl.la/8R3oAx","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 06 00:01:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"699365119229952","full_text":"Hendrick's Gin. Small batch, handcrafted, distilled and bottled in Scotland. \"Loved by a tiny handful of people all over the world\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 23:57:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"698338877898752","full_text":"Ginger, lime, and The Kraken rum. It's dark and stormy.  http://gdzl.la/8R6aMm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 23:21:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"689258595622912","full_text":"\"Death's Door Gin\" distilled in Madison, WI from wheat grown right near there. A clever little bottle! http://gdzl.la/8R2H9n","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 22:41:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"679218950180864","full_text":"Who will rid me of this troubling mescal?<br><br>Oh, hold on. It's gone. One more, please, miss.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 21:54:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"667288197926912","full_text":"So the new Pop Will Eat Itself was just 2 songs, and the album I bought was many, many remixes of those 2 songs. I blame the Haitian rum.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 21:29:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"660949933494272","full_text":"I've abandoned my family tonight to see Man or Astroman at the 40 Watt. Doors don't open until nine, so the Highwire's a-calling my name.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 20:08:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"640621639372801","full_text":"You're playing on a sheet of plywood in a big grassy yard next to a busy street downtown. I think an hour long soundcheck is overkill.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 19:34:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"632017674833920","full_text":"Tom Petty at 115 decibels. Thanks, frat boy neighbors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 19:05:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"624864905928704","full_text":"Atlanta Magazine: \"Online farmers markets go viral\" http://www.atlantamagazine.com/blogs/covereddish/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10159535","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 16:48:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"590361428754432","full_text":"A virtual farmers market in Stillwater, OK got themselves on my system, started filling orders, & made their 1st software payment: 42 cents.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 05 13:10:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"535442348838912","full_text":"Nothing quite like an expertly read \"The Masque of the Red Death\" to start off your Friday. http://is.gd/gKmZS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 04 22:46:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"317903882690560","full_text":"I was given the gift of kimchi. I'm a lucky, lucky guy.  http://gdzl.la/8QMJXz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 04 17:08:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"29684548721","full_text":"OK Go is unloading their equipment outside my window. I'm mildly disappointed that there's not a intricately choreographed dance involved.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 04 04:41:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"29640734462","full_text":"Some people should not be allowed Internet access after midnight on a work day. I'm not going to name names or point fingers at myself.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 04 04:30:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"29640106051","full_text":"Pop Will Eat Itself put out a new album this year? I thought those guys were long gone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 03 20:47:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"29604630336","full_text":"And now this important message from news.com.au: \"We're sorry for claiming Kirk was in command of Picard's starship\" http://is.gd/gGlwg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 03 19:05:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"29597586833","full_text":"Just had a great conversation with Deborah (@ATLlocalfoods) of http://AtlantaMagazine.com about http://LocallyGrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 03 17:53:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"29592693356","full_text":"What do you do with those old Barbie dolls you have lying around? Make really creepy jewelry with their parts, of course. http://is.gd/gFYum","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 03 13:17:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"29570129500","full_text":"\"Cruciger\" by Erin Cashier is fantastic. It has plague, a sentient interstellar colony ship, and intelligent cephalopods. http://is.gd/gFdcr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 02 22:03:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"29509594413","full_text":"I am too ostentatious for the audience's taste. #thingsihaveincommonwithwesleycrusher","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 02 14:55:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"29477106419","full_text":"Appraisal on the house came in, $22k less than I was hoping for. Not devastatingly low, but it makes a re-fi tricky.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 02 14:23:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"29474297307","full_text":"As of today, in 2010 growers have sold $1,500,000 of their products to their local customers through http://www.locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 02 10:58:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"29458988716","full_text":"My polling place is the old five-room schoolhouse up the road. Voting is about all it's used for any more.  http://gdzl.la/8Q7daK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 02 01:04:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"29424330761","full_text":"I think this is my favorite photo from the Wild Rumpus on Saturday.  http://gdzl.la/8Q3WLQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 01 20:33:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"29403837181","full_text":"Finally got around to something that's been on my to-do list for ages. A combined weblog of all locallygrown.net markets: http://is.gd/gAhZh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 01 19:56:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"29401397493","full_text":"Settling for the \"good enough marriage\": interesting article on marital issues & shaking the bushes in the NYT Magazine. http://is.gd/gAdPl","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 01 16:03:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"29385006677","full_text":"Woah! Man or Astroman is playing at the 40 Watt on Friday!  http://gdzl.la/8PQDTe","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 01 13:27:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"29371735137","full_text":"Oh, look! Someone filmed the last string band show I went to.  I'm glad there's a record of that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCFJ3LURCtc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 01 03:42:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"29339935653","full_text":"I got asked this a lot, so here's my thoughts on the GA Commissioner of Agriculture race: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/6325","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 31 23:01:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"29318965465","full_text":"Luke, Leah, an ewok, a jawa, and... a T Rex.  http://gdzl.la/8PDKpj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 31 22:50:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"29318081746","full_text":"Saw a new brand of children's soda for sale at the store. Finally, a little truth in brand naming:  http://gdzl.la/8PAtFp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 31 02:44:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"29239934576","full_text":"John Hammond and his young T Rex go to a diner.  http://gdzl.la/8PnNVC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 31 01:58:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"29236694921","full_text":"We're right behind the zombie steampunk fire dancers.  http://gdzl.la/8PnfWC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 31 01:22:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"29234166435","full_text":"I love this town. So many beautiful freaks, letting their flags fly.  http://gdzl.la/8PmPm9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 31 01:11:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"29233378807","full_text":"The drum and horn brigade has arrived.  http://gdzl.la/8PiAqM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 31 00:58:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"29232517496","full_text":"We're gathering for the Wild Rumpus.  http://gdzl.la/8Pisit","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 30 23:48:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"29227712718","full_text":"Hi. John Hammond, InGen. Pleased to meet you!  http://gdzl.la/8PhAAi","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 30 18:45:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"29208458149","full_text":"\"(Augusta, GA) Consumers develop taste for locally grown food\" I love it when I see well-written local press like this. http://is.gd/guJU4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 30 17:36:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"29203690963","full_text":"Yay! The iPhoto update fixed all the problems I was having with iPhoto 11.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 30 17:28:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"29203068263","full_text":"A site full of great costume ideas for the ladies who want to mix it up from the typical \"sexy &lt;insert thing here&gt;\": http://is.gd/guCuU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 30 03:08:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"29149066161","full_text":"Just to make it absolutely clear, I printed up some business cards. http://skitch.com/ewagoner/d79b1/jurassic","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 30 00:32:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"29137147250","full_text":"Way to keep it classy, pickup truck in front of me.  http://gdzl.la/8P6upq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 30 00:07:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"29135272619","full_text":"Walking stick's done. Turned out to be the easiest part of the costume.  http://gdzl.la/8P6gZC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 29 17:52:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"29109787645","full_text":"This is why NASA has a strict \"No Lycanthropes\" policy in place: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC1C0lH1SqM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 29 16:49:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"29105026966","full_text":"I found a bug encased in amber for my walking stick. Not a mosquito, but it'll do.  http://gdzl.la/8NXjdP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 29 14:45:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"29094347338","full_text":"Lardcore: Southern Food with Hard-Core Attitude http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,2027672,00.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 28 13:47:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"28990501791","full_text":"Zombified characters ranging from Buzz Lightyear to Rainbow Brite & back to the Greatest American Hero: http://ctupa.com/store/?page_id=269","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 27 21:01:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"28924138844","full_text":"I need to get some friends together to play this starship bridge simulation game. Step one: make some friends... http://is.gd/gn24v","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 27 18:56:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"28915690778","full_text":"Yellow sticky note on the iOS developer's site? Never seen that before. Guess there's another beta coming. Hope I can read my books again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 27 18:27:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"28913788783","full_text":"The 8 Track Gorilla comes out of retirement Saturday, but everyone I know who'd like that'll be at The Wild Rumpus. http://gdzl.la/8Nygx3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 27 17:28:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"28909657951","full_text":"OH at the costume shop: \"I want to dress like a slut, but I feel like it's not the right time.\" Is this her first Halloween in Athens?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 26 23:29:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"28836403499","full_text":"Vivian decided to go traditional with her pumpkin this year.  http://gdzl.la/8NnroJ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 26 23:25:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"28836056495","full_text":"Yeah, this government sign isn't at all creepy.  http://gdzl.la/8NjiZn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 23 00:39:09 +0000 2018","id_str":"999087301354557440","full_text":"This is a steal, and thanks to Movies Anywhere, you can watch them on all the services. (Probably. Check first.) <a href=\"https://twitter.com/DanFrakes/status/999065105391218688\">https://twitter.com/DanFrakes/status/999065105391218688</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 22 12:56:26 +0000 2018","id_str":"998910457212817413","full_text":"Obligatory Voter Selfie <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BjFJvZFF7oL/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=73ikiekw181q\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BjFJvZFF7oL/?utm_source=ig_twitter_share&igshid=73ikiekw181q</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 20 15:18:03 +0000 2018","id_str":"998221320193273856","full_text":"Three unusual yoga experiences this week, and I’m not sure which I like most. One was in a room full of kittens, one was in a craft brewery, and one was in a dark room, everyone naked. <br><br>Ommmmmm.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 19 21:51:25 +0000 2018","id_str":"997957926697529346","full_text":"Holy wow, these are wonderful. That version of “Blood in the Cut” is particularly fantastic. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/1077TheEnd/status/997937436528332800\">https://twitter.com/1077TheEnd/status/997937436528332800</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 16 17:16:17 +0000 2018","id_str":"996801524629196807","full_text":"“This illustrated collection of Ursula K. Le Guin’s Earthsea books finally does the series justice”<br><br>I’ve still got the 1977 printing I read as a child, but this edition is going on the shelf right next to it.<br><br><a href=\"https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/15/17314892/the-book-of-earthsea-wizards-ursula-k-le-illustrations-release-date\">https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/15/17314892/the-book-of-earthsea-wizards-ursula-k-le-illustrations-release-date</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 13 19:35:40 +0000 2018","id_str":"995749438248439808","full_text":"Yesterday a stranger told me I have a nice smile. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard that before, but really it’s just nice to be able to smile. #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 13 05:01:53 +0000 2018","id_str":"995529544013701120","full_text":"This image from artist sully-s on Tumblr of a kintsugi brain is going to stick with me for a long time. #MentalHealthAwarenessMonth <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/995529544013701120-DdDU1ylU8AAO02i.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/995529544013701120-DdDU1ylU8AAO02i.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 26 15:50:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"28802991699","full_text":"Hard to tell how that went. The appraiser was stone cold and all business. Until she saw the beach: \"You guys got it going on!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 26 01:23:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"28745588436","full_text":"The appraisers are coming out to the house tomorrow. I'm hoping the value is in the same ballpark as it was in 2001. Please pretty please.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 26 00:07:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"28739209620","full_text":"Raw milk cheddar from Nature's Harmony Farm (next town over), going on my Tink's Beef burgers (next town again).  http://gdzl.la/8N3Rw2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 25 21:07:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"28725037713","full_text":"To produce energy we need 2 things: Oxygen ... & Carbs, which come in various forms (vanilla, chocolate, dulce de leche). http://is.gd/giBE8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 25 18:24:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"28714699676","full_text":"I wonder if my beard can grow fast enough by Saturday that I could pull off a John Hammond costume.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 25 18:12:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"28713858420","full_text":"Updated version of \"The Varieties of Intimate Relationship\" infographic: http://is.gd/gihZQ","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 25 14:40:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"28696986337","full_text":"Seeing a line of bagpipers marching at me on the battlefield would be bad. Seeing pipers like this would be terrifying. http://is.gd/ghRjV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 25 11:39:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"28682179841","full_text":"\"The woman's nose was bleeding, but the assailant already had fled the trailer park, possibly to another trailer park.\" Oh, police blotter.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 24 20:38:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"28626756517","full_text":"Viv says \"He's making orange out of my pinks\" and holds up the iPad. I glance over, thinking she's in an art app. She's playing Risk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 24 19:47:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"28623231126","full_text":"Gorging myself on toast and pate to the point where you could probably harvest me for foie gras. And I think I'm ok with that.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 24 16:16:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"28608628192","full_text":"48 hours later, and the feasting is over. Camped by the river overnight, made eggs and bacon by the fire for breakfast. Also, whisky.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 23:19:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"28542622060","full_text":"Pulled pork and homebrew for dinner. I'm saving the whisky for dessert.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 19:34:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"28528452961","full_text":"Let the feasting begin!  http://gdzl.la/8MpTmE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 16:01:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"28512954295","full_text":"Whisky and pulled pork for lunch.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 14:12:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"28503545467","full_text":"Whisky and pulled pork for breakfast.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 07:14:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"28479947617","full_text":"3am smoker check, and all's well.  http://gdzl.la/8MevgH","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 03:31:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"28467638091","full_text":"The smoker again, after four hours:  http://gdzl.la/8MfSm1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 03:30:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"28467580868","full_text":"Just took two chickens out of the crock pot (after 10 hours), deboned them, and ran 'em through the grinder. Chicken Mull is looking good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 03:11:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"28466207797","full_text":"I had to sneak a peek inside the smoker:  http://gdzl.la/8McE4F","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 23 00:36:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"28454570625","full_text":"Just put about 35lbs of pork butt and a lamb quarter on for a low overnight smoke.  http://gdzl.la/8MbjKg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 22 19:48:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"28434604180","full_text":"Ended up with 14 pint jars of pate. Did I make too much? Depends if more than 14 people show up tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 22 18:20:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"28428605557","full_text":"\"Chicken Liver Pate\" could just as truthfully be called \"Butter (and a few livers)\". The Cuisinart's too small, so using the stick blender.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 22 17:49:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"28426424810","full_text":"What makes it traditional, you ask? The bourbon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 22 17:44:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"28426069642","full_text":"Scaling up my recipe for traditional chicken liver pate by a factor of twelve. Mason jars standing by. Also, spoons.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 22 17:39:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"28425709992","full_text":"My vegetarian and vegan friends may wanna hide my updates for now. There'll be lots of veggie dishes at the feast, but I'm not making them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 22 16:41:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"28421235683","full_text":"There's a traditional dish found only in a 30ish mile circle of where I'm standing: \"Chicken Mull\". I'm making some now. http://is.gd/gd2qz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 22 03:24:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"28369657513","full_text":"I must rest, for in the morning I begin cooking my weight in locally raised pastured meats.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 21 12:42:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"28022762127","full_text":"I take back what I've said about @lessaccounting. I was just talking to the wrong people. All is better, and I'll stick around.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 21 01:48:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"27985643987","full_text":"Most of what I'm cooking for the Hunter's Moon Feast: Pork, Lamb, Beef, Turkey, and Chicken from my farmers.  http://gdzl.la/8LJ2Bn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 21 00:30:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"27979658982","full_text":"Just went to check on Viv. She was watching Weird Al's UHF. In French.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 20 21:13:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"27964881207","full_text":"Getting in a little face time with myself.  http://gdzl.la/8LJe2b","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 20 19:36:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"27959131479","full_text":"I'm really thinking the guys at @lessaccounting have never had a bank account. I've used them for three years but need to leave.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 20 16:58:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"27947896294","full_text":"Apple event starting. In a few minutes I'll find out if I need to return the MacBook Pro I got last week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 20 16:19:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"27945367345","full_text":"\"Turn your back on a pumpkin vine and it will run off down the road and join the army.\" http://is.gd/g9SMc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 20 15:53:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"27943238322","full_text":"So in Java, Float.valueOf(\"1198.73\") returns 1198.72998046875<br><br>You'd think this was 1995 and I was on one of those new Intel Pentiums.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 19 20:07:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"27864286283","full_text":"Lady Gaga's \"Polka Face\". I'd love to visit the alternate universe where this is real. http://is.gd/g8BBh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 19 17:28:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"27853342996","full_text":"Assuming everything goes through, I just locked in a 3.5% fixed home re-fi. Remarkable.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 19 15:10:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"27841988708","full_text":"Looks like the problem I have reading my iBooks has something to do with a latest iOS beta. I can accept that... it is a beta.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 22:57:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"27777552244","full_text":"Traditional southern dinner of black-eyed peas, greens, and peanut chicken satay.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 21:13:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"27769789766","full_text":"A voice calls from a distant place deep inside... Shadows grow larger... The Wild Rumpus approaches. http://wildrumpus.org/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 21:08:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"27769416524","full_text":"Smells like moonshine, tastes like pumpkin pie. And moonshine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 20:55:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"27768522071","full_text":"And now I've got the Pumpkin Spice Moonshine in my hands. Trying it in a Manhattan. Oh, that's good.  http://gdzl.la/8Ld5mb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 19:30:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"27762817108","full_text":"Totally thought sales were down this year at my farmers market (due to increasing competition), but re-ran the numbers. Sales are *up* 15%.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 17:41:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"27755530086","full_text":"Lunch would have been better if I could have read the books I bought through iBooks. Grrr... http://is.gd/g72Ck","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 17:31:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"27754822012","full_text":"St Joseph's Parish prepares for annual Sausage Fest http://lubbockonline.com/faith/2010-10-16/st-josephs-parish-prepares-annual-sausage-fest","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 16:49:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"27751713469","full_text":"There we go! RT @highwirelounge: Oh, yes! We have it! RT @ewagoner Pumpkin Spice Moonshine? Yes, please! http://is.gd/g6SOd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 16:42:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"27751197181","full_text":"Apparently @highwirelounge does have, or has had, or will be getting the Pumpkin Spice Moonshine. Proper tense unclear, will investigate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 16:33:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"27750444421","full_text":"It was a good day to forget my lunch. Had a farm burger topped with a chili cheese dog scramble.  http://gdzl.la/8L5VUD","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 15:22:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"27744389161","full_text":"Pumpkin Spice Moonshine? Yes, please! http://is.gd/g6SOd (You have this, @highwirelounge ?)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 15:04:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"27742760795","full_text":"\"The Hobbit\" finally has the official go-ahead, as a pair of movies, with Peter Jackson directing. http://is.gd/g6RDz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 12:45:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"27730690004","full_text":"I wish the IRS let me say \"This is the $$ I made, & this is the $$ I spent to make the $$\" & not worry about all the separate little piles.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 12:33:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"27729738953","full_text":"Just opened and signed a contract that was $10 over what I spent this morning, so that plus lunch is covered. Well done, Monday. Well done.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 18 12:14:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"27728309594","full_text":"Quarter past eight in the morning, I've already spent a week's pay, forgot my lunch, have a big rip in my jeans. Let me guess... Monday?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 17 22:22:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"27677156237","full_text":"Stew beef, flour, carrot, onion, celery, and a bottle of pumpkin beer. That's all it took to make a wonderful supper stew.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 17 20:11:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"27668153955","full_text":"Working hard getting the place ready for the Hunter's Moon Feast next weekend. My dog has different ideas.  http://gdzl.la/8KRTEu","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 17 18:54:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"27662634678","full_text":"IE9 is the IE6 of CSS3 http://css3wizardry.com/2010/08/14/ie9-is-the-ie6-of-css3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 17 01:20:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"27592434857","full_text":"This chart explains why I can be found at Trappeze and Highwire every now and again. Also, my pints of White Russians. http://is.gd/g52hE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 16 02:44:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"27503395515","full_text":"Another sign I've been totally sucked into Guild of the Cowry Catchers: eight hours of unlistened-to Covervilles. http://cowrycatchers.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 16 01:58:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"27499770932","full_text":"Dude on Chopped couldn't be any more Dwight Schrute if it were Rainn Wilson himself cooking. So painful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 16 00:49:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"27494246942","full_text":"It's all-we-can-eat shrimp night over here, so long as we can only eat less than 84 shrimp.  http://gdzl.la/8Kns4S","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 15 22:56:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"27485740818","full_text":"OH: \"What are you going to do?\" \"Get my life together.\" \"But it's your birthday!\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 15 22:21:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"27483273871","full_text":"Since the parade has me trapped here, I might as well try a Brandywine Flip.  http://gdzl.la/8Km9aJ http://gdzl.la/8Ki6g2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 15 22:11:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"27482594008","full_text":"The streets shall run with brass.  http://gdzl.la/8KhZW6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 15 18:47:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"27468514263","full_text":"So glad my company is committed to being downtown, where, when I need it, a latte like this's just down the block.  http://gdzl.la/8KfGkZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 15 13:35:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"27441212036","full_text":"A week from today I'll be slow cooking pork butts from 4 different farms, a heritage turkey, beef sausages & burgers, & more. Hunter's Moon!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 15 13:12:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"27439292547","full_text":"Heavy frost last night. Even the grass was crunchy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 14 15:44:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"27352683633","full_text":"Working on simplifying my work space.  http://gdzl.la/8JYYzB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 14 03:40:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"27307741509","full_text":"Three days have gone by, and I'm having to devote an increasing amount of brainpower to telling my body *not* to scratch at the poison ivy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 20:50:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"27275302167","full_text":"Holy crap! This locallygrown.net market is beautiful. And they did it all on their own. http://bountifulblessings.locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 17:42:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"27262572228","full_text":"Oh, you got your marmalade in my scotch!  http://gdzl.la/8JP7JG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 16:51:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"27258694032","full_text":"I'm at Bo-Nell's Drive In, for a little 50s retro lunch. Hand-dipped onion rings on the way! http://gdzl.la/8JNtn7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 14:20:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"27245381198","full_text":"If they'll get things usable again, yay -- their new network has a 100 megabit connection out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 14:17:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"27245179416","full_text":"I demonstrated the problems to an admin there, and he'll try to open things back up. They're trying to block \"those kids in their dorms\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 14:05:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"27244047753","full_text":"It's a shame because they were the only source of good espresso drinks within 25 miles, and was a great spot to get things done.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 14:04:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"27243950504","full_text":"Can't ssh, can't FTP, can't do any remote sysadmin. Can't IM, even regular traffic is heavily filtered. Guess a new sheriff's in town.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 13:58:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"27243446108","full_text":"The Christian college's coffee shop (right by my house) was a good spot to work. Now they're blocking most web traffic & I can't do a thing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 13 00:45:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"27190768621","full_text":"\"Hello, darlin'. You come here often?\"  http://gdzl.la/8JA6eB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 12 20:55:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"27173001427","full_text":".@alhilton has created a vibrant world with Panamindorah without falling into the tropes that tales of fauns and talking beasts so often do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 12 20:42:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"27172118564","full_text":"I didn't think it'd be my kind of thing, but I've been totally sucked into \"Guild of the Cowry Catchers\". http://cowrycatchers.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 12 14:52:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"27145625923","full_text":"Finally watched that video of the transmission tower technician's free-climb to the top of a 1768 foot tower. Criminy. http://is.gd/fYJya","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 12 14:24:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"27143046666","full_text":"\"Girlfriend overheard I would eat her to survive. How to salvage relationship?\" Now see, before the 'net, that couple would've been doomed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 12 13:20:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"27137355312","full_text":"Booting the new MacBook Pro for the first time. The future is wide open.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 12 00:48:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"27088025663","full_text":"More poop talk from NPR: Whales Help Fertilize Ocean With Floating Dung-More at http://n.pr/130437080","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 11 23:19:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"27078126790","full_text":"A mix of sweet potato or smoked salmon ravioli (both with ricotta), browned butter, and diced onion. Simple, lovely.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 11 22:38:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"27075091768","full_text":"Sometimes, you've just got to mix up White Russians by the pint.  http://gdzl.la/8JjExy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 11 21:01:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"27068469663","full_text":"So, you participating in IntEvGenCoMemPerStirSaCrisDaSpeFroHankSankFo? http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/1292966624/happy-few","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 11 20:50:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"27067781621","full_text":"The official unemployment rate in my community is 13.3%. It's going to shoot up the day after Thanksgiving: http://is.gd/fXCIp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 11 16:47:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"27050693087","full_text":"At lunch there was a twenty inch tall girl toddling around while lovingly carrying an eighteen inch tall Tyrannosaurus Rex.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 10 21:56:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"26974326835","full_text":"Confession: A few days ago I used the lyrics to the Music Man's \"Wells Fargo Wagon\" in a double entendre. My apologies to everyone affected.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 10 21:17:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"26971913456","full_text":"There's a pair of 20 foot tall persimmon trees growing on our beach that somehow, in 9 years, I've never noticed.  http://gdzl.la/8HXLC9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 10 19:49:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"26965917462","full_text":"I just love these prehistoric-looking flowers, & was quite pleased to find these 2 growing wild right by my house.  http://gdzl.la/8HWccf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 10 19:08:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"26962949526","full_text":"Just finished hand dragging a couple tons of poison ivy infested privet through briar patches. Can't wait to see what state I'm in tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 10 01:23:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"26893455476","full_text":"Current status:  http://gdzl.la/8HEfbX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 12 04:01:34 +0000 2018","id_str":"995151975208628225","full_text":"The Last Man on Earth really grew on me. I’ve never seen a post apocalyptic story anything like it, and it’s too bad it got cancelled this week after four seasons. The series finale was a cliffhanger both maddening and perfect. <a href=\"http://www.vulture.com/2018/05/last-man-on-earth-ended-perfectly-even-with-a-cliffhanger.html\">http://www.vulture.com/2018/05/last-man-on-earth-ended-perfectly-even-with-a-cliffhanger.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 11 01:22:32 +0000 2018","id_str":"994749564186963968","full_text":"I love The Expanse, and this is a great reason for me to buy the season rather than try to stream it from SyFy or wait for Amazon to carry it. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/HenryRBishop/status/994727637707730944\">https://twitter.com/HenryRBishop/status/994727637707730944</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 10 01:40:13 +0000 2018","id_str":"994391626498920449","full_text":"This article contains amazing and easy to understand science about that one time we landed on a freaking comet and literally whacked it with a hammer to see how it was put together. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/elakdawalla/status/994376253586132992\">https://twitter.com/elakdawalla/status/994376253586132992</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 02:46:14 +0000 2018","id_str":"993683465899073536","full_text":"cc: @matthew_goolsby <a href=\"https://twitter.com/TetZoo/status/993473750158008320\">https://twitter.com/TetZoo/status/993473750158008320</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 02:13:40 +0000 2018","id_str":"993675268039544832","full_text":"Google tells me the melting point of steel is a few hundred degrees F higher than the typical a’a’ lava flow, so looks like the car’s frame and engine is encased in rock now.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 08 01:49:39 +0000 2018","id_str":"993669224139665408","full_text":"So that Ford Mustang overrun by lava — what happened to it? Would it have gotten melted down and mixed in the lava, or is the metal intact and encased, kind of like a fossil?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 19:13:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"26777369391","full_text":"Don't think I've ever heard a story more perfectly told: Tim Pratt's \"Angel of the Ordinary\" on this week's Drabblecast http://is.gd/fRKcY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 14:00:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"26751425649","full_text":"Pulled the trigger on a new MacBook Pro to replace my main development machine, now four years old. What a good four years that MBP gave me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 05:47:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"26722471881","full_text":"Wait, hold on. I have to get up in three and a half hours? Man, I knew there was a reason I don't go out much anymore.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 04:27:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"26718192678","full_text":"I thought I'd die an ignorant man, but no. Now I know what the Pogues would sound like as a mariachi band.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 03:36:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"26714921878","full_text":"It's all the musical styles I love, not distiller into something clean, but mashed into a big muddy mess. And I like it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 03:28:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"26714310446","full_text":"And The Knockouts take the stage. Pogueish, with a Southern flair.  http://gdzl.la/8HhdJ9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 03:25:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"26714119782","full_text":"Waiting for The Knockouts, I had the butcher board for dinner.  http://gdzl.la/8He4iK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 08 01:25:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"26704889570","full_text":"Sipping on a right tasty pistachio manhattan.  http://gdzl.la/8Hg1hw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 07 20:34:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"26682868698","full_text":"Covenant Valley Farm, local bee keepers, are manning the Athens Locally Grown \"Meet the Grower\" table this week.  http://gdzl.la/8Hd7Nq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 07 18:17:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"26673902459","full_text":"Dark sarcasm on the dance floor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U13xOvDa19U","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 06 23:41:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"26597689982","full_text":"In the Big Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin,<br>And you can walk right out again as soon as you are in\"<br> http://gdzl.la/8GXDgX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 06 19:41:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"26579301148","full_text":"\"Biologist Mark Siddall tells us how he hunted down a prize leech... inside a hippo rectum.\"<br><br>What did I ever do before podcasts?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 06 16:15:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"26565312073","full_text":"Having a pint of pumpkin with my lunch  http://gdzl.la/8GVD1E","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 06 15:09:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"26559767193","full_text":"That's a new one. A person 100 miles away called my cell phone, knew who I was, and asked for a dentist recommendation. Nope, sorry.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 06 10:40:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"26539886875","full_text":"The moonrise is pretty spectacular this morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 05 21:47:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"26493095164","full_text":"There's a band playing this week that's a \"mix of punk, bluegrass, Cajun, polka, ska, & Irish\". They could've just said \"Eric come see us!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 05 14:57:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"26463750225","full_text":"My submission to \"Nerd Self-Portraiture Monthly\"  http://gdzl.la/8GAT5X","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 05 13:10:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"26454595893","full_text":"The nearest weather station had a low of 38. Was a bit colder at the house, enough to frost everything off the ground. http://is.gd/fM0u4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 05 12:27:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"26451407187","full_text":"\"I'm not a witch.\" http://is.gd/fLWVS (She never addresses the rumor that she weighs the same as a duck.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 05 10:36:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"26444888721","full_text":"Oh, hello frost! You're early.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 05 00:57:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"26412536063","full_text":"A lucky egg for our chicken salad:  http://gdzl.la/8GsJcF","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 04 19:38:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"26389666963","full_text":"\"Girlfriend in a Coma\" to the tune of \"Tiptoe Through the Tulips\", and more: http://www.metafilter.com/96335/One-Song-to-the-Tune-of-Another","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 04 19:19:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"26388426805","full_text":"In my 39 years, I've not owned a lab coat. Until now, thanks to surplus at my office. Why a software dev firm has surplus lab coats, well...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 03 23:21:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"26310758715","full_text":"Vivian is Agent Tyrannosaurus Rex (aka \"Agent T\"). When she sees me she quickly takes off her secret agent hat, to protect her identity.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 03 21:30:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"26302431344","full_text":"My tripwire flash camera caught a picture of the elusive Kneebiter.  http://gdzl.la/8G9Awq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 03 17:16:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"26284686927","full_text":"First lesson of chainsaw ownership: a chain installed backwards still cuts. Badly.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 03 01:17:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"26223304119","full_text":"Munching on Scottish shortbread I bought in South Carolina from an Australian baker with a shop in Georgia. http://AustralianBakery.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 03 00:26:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"26219723091","full_text":"I've got \"Transporter 2\" playing on mute. I'm pretty sure it's a \"Die Hard\" spoof. Even more than the last \"Die Hard\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 02 23:53:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"26217556038","full_text":"Oh, crap. I sunburned the baby. Doesn't seem to be bothering her, but it looks pink  Hopefully it'll fade before mom gets home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 02 22:44:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"26213030349","full_text":"\"Oh no, you did not just tell me to hench.\" Phineas and Ferb has really grown on me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 02 21:19:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"26207916860","full_text":"It all makes sense now. Most of my neighbors are Gymkhana drivers, and they're all trying to be this guy: http://devour.com/video/gymkhana/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 02 15:53:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"26185703433","full_text":"There's something about pipes and drums that's so good for my soul.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 02 15:39:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"26184518305","full_text":"Today we are at the Loch Hartwell Highland Games in Anderson, SC. The massed drums & pipers are about to march.  http://gdzl.la/8FLYcJ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 02 13:04:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"26172259362","full_text":"\"Farmers market returns with themes, local fare\" Also, an online ordering system. http://is.gd/fGA24","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 01 22:58:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"26122699904","full_text":"Taking the two little girls to Atlanta for a picnic dinner and an outdoor Shakespeare production. By myself, because I like a challenge.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 01 16:59:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"26098074538","full_text":"My wife left town for a few days, and gave me a list of things *not* to do around the house. Buying a chainsaw's not on there. I checked.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 01 12:45:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"26075940382","full_text":"Been trying for 45 minutes to reserve a room for next year's DragonCon, but the Marriott's crashy reservation system is crashy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 01 02:28:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"26040316428","full_text":"10:30pm. Just got home from my market, and still have an hour of coding to do to meet a deadline. Good thing I'm working from home tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 30 22:49:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"26022171658","full_text":"We've been taking credit card payments at the farmers market all evening using our @square reader. So simple.  http://gdzl.la/8Fmbgz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 30 14:52:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"25986477454","full_text":"The punishing, crushing debt imposed on Germany after WWI set the stage for WWII. The final payment is due this Sunday. http://is.gd/fCju4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 30 13:18:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"25978133857","full_text":"Payday! Let's see... feed it through bill pay, carry the two, and... $30. These days, that's a good month.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 30 01:59:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"25939351793","full_text":"Tomorrow's the last day of the Virgo Month of Leisure. And so goes another year where I somehow skip the whole \"leisure\" part.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 22:49:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"25924364454","full_text":"Cold rainy evening at the fair. We got there right as they decided to close for the night. Boo!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 20:52:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"25916275566","full_text":"Off to take the girl for our yearly visit to the county fair.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 18:11:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"25905661752","full_text":"Just stumbled upon the \"Orthodox Celts\", Belgrade's most popular Irish band. What a great mix of musical & vocal accents! http://is.gd/fAyIz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 16:29:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"25898150392","full_text":"\"We're cultural change agents, positive innovators, integrity seekers. So don’t apologize for making noble decisions.\" http://is.gd/fAlFc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 15:36:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"25893611705","full_text":"All about The Cleverly Trio (currently \"Digger, our brothers Miles & Vernon Dean, my boy Harvey D & our cousin Otto\"): http://is.gd/fAe0v","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 15:33:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"25893376589","full_text":"I didn't know of them a half hour ago, but now can't get enough of my new favorite band, The Legendary Cleverly Trio http://is.gd/fAdAg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 01:37:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"25840759984","full_text":"Has anyone mashed up McCain's \"It's not the policy, it's not the policy, it's not the policy\" with Ballmer's \"Developers, developers\" yet?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 00:59:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"25837670833","full_text":"By happenstance, that is. Me talk good, English, I do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 00:57:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"25837487586","full_text":"Just saw a magnitude -7 Iridium flare, by circumstance. Really cool. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satellite_flare","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 29 00:32:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"25835491900","full_text":"I told her she was watching the Weeping Angels too often, but she wouldn't listen.  http://gdzl.la/8ESgFB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 23:57:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"25832894996","full_text":"Our drummer had a \"late night\". Again.  http://gdzl.la/8ERUsr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 22:00:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"25823991447","full_text":".@naturesharmony Aw, thanks guys. That was really nice! (BTW: LG.net is in 250 communities now)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 21:03:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"25819783812","full_text":"The Highwire Lounge asked to be my Foursquare friend & I'm consummating our relationship with a lavender gin fizz.  http://gdzl.la/8EPP4e","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 20:38:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"25818083176","full_text":"Boop, boop diddum daddum waddum chew!<br>And they swam and they swam all over the dam","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 19:08:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"25811616876","full_text":"Didn't win a MacArthur genius grant this year. Again. I'll just assume they never got the box of chocolates I sent them & try again in 2011.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 17:50:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"25806305976","full_text":"I didn't take the last cookie.<br><br>(Part of a cookie is still a cookie.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 13:51:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"25786098626","full_text":"The more the merrier, really. He's made some interesting design choices (flash-only navigation?) that I purposely didn't make. Interesting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 28 13:45:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"25785608868","full_text":"Looks like another programmer in VA has duplicated my locallygrown.net system and is selling it to others in GA: http://www.farm2uonline.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 27 23:57:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"25734693118","full_text":"\"The whole thing was made completely out of matchsticks! I'm afraid I was very, very drunk.\"  http://gdzl.la/8EzzRB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 27 20:38:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"25719143707","full_text":"Couldn't take no more, so I walked down the street for a muscle relaxant. Hey, I've already put in 9 hours today.  http://gdzl.la/8EwFri","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 27 16:44:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"25702924917","full_text":"Woke with a pinched nerve in my shoulder. Every movement sends lightning bolts through my body and crackles in my ears. Hi, Monday!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 27 14:19:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"25690427776","full_text":"The Loch Hartwell Highland Games website: http://lochhartwell.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 27 14:19:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"25690391673","full_text":"Loch Hartwell Scottish Games this weekend. They used to be in a farmer's field near my house, but this year they've moved to Anderson, SC.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 27 02:28:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"25648232814","full_text":"Freshly made pasta at Athens Locally Grown this week? You betcha!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 27 00:12:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"25637215975","full_text":"The Maudlin's back to Highwire this week! Hangar One Vodka, Laphroaig 10 Yr., House-Made Bleu Cheese Olives, Olive Brine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 25 21:11:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"25531352766","full_text":"The projector proves its worth yet again: Firefly on the 1080p \"big screen\".  http://gdzl.la/8DYhqy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 25 03:03:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"25464288533","full_text":"This is pure awesome. Darmok & Jalad! RT @iammerveilleuse: @LeVarBurton in honor of Darmok!!! http://twitpic.com/2ro1ax","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 24 23:14:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"25447374374","full_text":"Received and activated my @square reader, and ran through a couple test credit card payments. The future is here!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 24 22:02:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"25442437149","full_text":"More specifically, free latte. Turns out if you buy a bag of coffee at the new 1000 Faces coffee stand at Trappeze, you get a free drink.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 24 21:57:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"25442097660","full_text":"Current status: latte.  http://gdzl.la/8DJX7q","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 24 17:52:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"25425814657","full_text":"Today's improvised local farm burger: rosemary mayo, grass-fed beef, cheddar, egg, pickled veggies, shrimp salad.  http://gdzl.la/8DGfAq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 23 17:34:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"25327131287","full_text":"Lawsuit against the FDA effectively on hold for up to six months, with us definitely holding the upper hand. http://is.gd/fpdJ4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 23 14:42:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"25313023381","full_text":"I fondly remember the days when my body used my lungs for breathing, instead of using them to store large amounts of goo.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 22 18:52:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"25236589959","full_text":"while you were sleeping<br>the babies grew<br>the stars shined & shadows moved<br>time flew, the phone rang<br>there was a silence when the kitchen sang","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 22 14:17:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"25215180101","full_text":"\"You're Invited to {a} Bridal Tasting...\" <br><br>Fun! Before I RSVP, though, what part will we be tasting?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 23:57:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"25163849992","full_text":"You know that famousish photo of the guy in the field wearing a bee beard? That guy loaned me his honey extractor. http://is.gd/fm8yV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 22:35:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"25157761326","full_text":"Round one of the Mega-Beast Death-Match ends in a few days. Go Tristegatops! http://www.mega-beasts.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 20:54:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"25150766841","full_text":"Today's bacon hipsters don't have anything on the bacon masters of the 50s. I present to you... bacon wrapped sauerkraut: http://is.gd/flSBO","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 18:11:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"25140303051","full_text":"The Violent Femmes, they bring *all* their equipment on the bus.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 17:45:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"25138634144","full_text":"A utility snail mailed me a login/password (case-sensitive random mix of characters) to their website. But they printed it all upper case.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 16:27:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"25132922811","full_text":"The folks at Trappeze raved about the pack of Tink's Beef I gave them. Hopefully Tink can supply enough for a special burger on the menu.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 16:24:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"25132639612","full_text":"I need a little pick-me-up. Founder's Breakfast Stout (on tap) to the rescue!  http://gdzl.la/8CRUkB http://gdzl.la/8CUXQ3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 21 15:36:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"25128858737","full_text":"Oh, wow. Someone I've never met created an awesome demo of my farmers market system on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wmgzdqiZio","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 04:40:52 +0000 2018","id_str":"992625151429824512","full_text":"Watching a live speed run of Zelda while Bit Brigade provides the soundtrack. <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BiYfg3BlbPv/?utm_source=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BiYfg3BlbPv/?utm_source=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 05 03:38:26 +0000 2018","id_str":"992609436551270400","full_text":"Watch out — old man Wagoner is throwing elbows in the mosh pit again.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 17:44:19 +0000 2018","id_str":"992459923714867205","full_text":"This’ll be the time it sticks, little mouse. This’ll be the time for you and me both. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/PDLComics/status/992456644717002754\">https://twitter.com/PDLComics/status/992456644717002754</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 15:55:12 +0000 2018","id_str":"992432465611456512","full_text":"This *is* my office. @iinteractive <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/992432465611456512-DcXUD8HUwAA4Quv.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/992432465611456512-DcXUD8HUwAA4Quv.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 13:54:31 +0000 2018","id_str":"992402094647803905","full_text":"I work remotely, and today I’m implementing a new policy: when it’s this gorgeous out, I’m working really frickin’ remotely. #havecellsignalwilltravel <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/992402094647803905-DcW4YeNU8AAaQ1m.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/992402094647803905-DcW4YeNU8AAaQ1m.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"10","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 12:11:26 +0000 2018","id_str":"992376151564791808","full_text":"My boy and I have a morning ritual of watching the birds together. <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BiWuR9eFz3A/?utm_source=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BiWuR9eFz3A/?utm_source=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 04 02:26:43 +0000 2018","id_str":"992229003833565184","full_text":"It’s like the Hairy Soul Man looks deep into my eyes and sings directly to my soul. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/3hrcKgBQiGA\">https://youtu.be/3hrcKgBQiGA</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 03 14:59:44 +0000 2018","id_str":"992056117801910273","full_text":"Starting July 1, don’t touch your cell phone while you’re driving in Georgia, even at a red light. <a href=\"https://www.myajc.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/georgia-just-passed-distracted-driving-bill-what-legal-what-not/PZXchE0AqAi1H8r7X8XrZN/\">https://www.myajc.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/georgia-just-passed-distracted-driving-bill-what-legal-what-not/PZXchE0AqAi1H8r7X8XrZN/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 03 03:42:16 +0000 2018","id_str":"991885627393167360","full_text":"“A pig like that, you don’t eat all at once.” <a href=\"https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/991883696859836416\">https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/991883696859836416</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 23:14:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"25066735756","full_text":"Where I live, sometimes just one rebel flag on your truck isn't enough. Or two. Or ten.  http://gdzl.la/8CF57H","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 22:56:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"25065438073","full_text":"I didn't dabble, I went all in. Happy Mabon, everyone!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 22:38:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"25064124500","full_text":"\"I need longer sleep. How about we make my bedtime six?\" Um.... sure?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 21:05:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"25057661525","full_text":"Sometimes love is blind. Sometimes it's only color-blind. http://montt-dailydoses.blogspot.com/2010/07/8.html","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 20:43:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"25056264304","full_text":".@thedrabblecast Thanks for the birthday present! I promise never to let this one fall in the hands of those nasty Bagginses.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 20:22:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"25054949249","full_text":"Oh, who am I kidding. *buys book*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 20:18:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"25054730813","full_text":"I don't need this book, being relatively well-adjusted with a geek's dream job, but \"Being Geek\" might be for you. http://vimeo.com/15113923","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 19:35:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"25052005517","full_text":"Tried \"Multigrain Pringles\". Make your own by taking SunChips, dissolve in water, pour thin layer over fine screen, dry. Like making paper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 18:45:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"25048854995","full_text":"EBT bureaucracy email: app can't be processed, they're missing things I sent weeks ago. Called, they say ignore, they probably have it all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 17:29:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"25044005518","full_text":"This is kind of cool. Viv took a reading test today, and I already got an email with the results & details on a website: http://is.gd/fjNQC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 20 13:16:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"25023978952","full_text":"Did you know that Australia kind of looks like a gorilla wearing a fez? Now I'll never see anything else. http://is.gd/fjsZr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 19 01:03:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"24893718588","full_text":"I'll get about 4 lbs of wax. The bees used about 32 lbs of honey to make it, one drop of nectar at a time.  http://gdzl.la/8C3uCi","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 23:44:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"24888848673","full_text":"It's dinner time!  http://gdzl.la/8C2B92","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 23:04:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"24886424419","full_text":"Moussaka's done! But now it has to rest.  http://gdzl.la/8C2agr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 23:04:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"24886424401","full_text":"Here's what a pot full of crushed honeycomb looks like. Will melt and strain it, then use for balms & candles.  http://gdzl.la/8C2aft","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 22:35:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"24884753442","full_text":"While the moussaka is baking, I'm melting down honeycomb into beeswax on my stove. It's a shame you can't smell my kitchen right now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 22:19:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"24883846109","full_text":"There're many recipes for traditional moussaka out there. Here's a representative one: http://greekfood.about.com/od/eggplant/r/moussaka.htm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 22:17:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"24883739962","full_text":"After another layer of eggplant, the white sauce goes on top. Now it bakes for 45 minutes.  http://gdzl.la/8C4FPY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 22:06:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"24883079470","full_text":"Then red sauce. Many ingredients, but the lamb came from Greendale Farm. Herbs from my garden.  http://gdzl.la/8C4xeN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 22:03:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"24882914780","full_text":"Roasted eggplant (from Dragonfly Farm) goes on top of the potatoes.  http://gdzl.la/8C4v5m","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 22:01:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"24882791087","full_text":"The white sauce. Eggs from Canoe Lake & raw milk from Milky Way Farm. Yes, this sauce is a federal crime. http://gdzl.la/8C1nL6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 21:50:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"24882180402","full_text":"Par-boiled sliced potatoes go on bottom. McMullan Farm had a great late harvest of some golden varieties.  http://gdzl.la/8C4kFf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 20:30:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"24877752150","full_text":"Moussaka takes hours to make and has layers of eggplant, red sauce, and white sauce. Here's the red:  http://gdzl.la/8C3gu1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 19:15:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"24873491965","full_text":"My wisdom tooth just broke. Been meaning to get it pulled for, oh, 20 years now. Just not enough room in my jaw for it. Nothing but trouble.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 18 17:18:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"24865789702","full_text":"Pancakes with peach & fig jam and honey. That tree sap from Vermont is pretty great, but we do alright for ourselves down here in Georgia.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 17 23:00:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"24798971676","full_text":"I couldn't help but think of the Big Lebowski \"you don't f**k with the Jesus\" scene when I saw this on CNN.  http://gdzl.la/8BLUW6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 17 17:18:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"24776916196","full_text":"I should say that those transformed spots are in downtown Athens, across from campus, today only until 5pm, thanks to http://localplace.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 17 17:14:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"24776623701","full_text":"Parking spots transformed to gardens.  http://gdzl.la/8BL8i7 http://gdzl.la/8BL8iC http://gdzl.la/8BL7Zu http://gdzl.la/8BH2nR","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 17 16:50:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"24774710664","full_text":"So I says to him, \"can you make me a burger with your house cured pastrami and maybe an egg?\"  http://gdzl.la/8BKRrL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 17 16:18:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"24772021230","full_text":"Chad Vader identifies costumes at DragonCon 2010. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkHfqIDYiAU&feature=player_embedded","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 17 01:26:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"24715885389","full_text":"How could I *not* turn these into moussaka? I only turn 39 once.  http://gdzl.la/8ByMzv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 16 10:17:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"24651915561","full_text":"Ug. Stuffy head and gravelly throat today. My presentations are done for the week, so hopefully I can just sit in the back and suffer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 23:17:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"24612323899","full_text":"I've been drinking Big Apples all evening. These things are so tasty.  http://gdzl.la/8Bmrdw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 23:06:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"24611540375","full_text":"I've never watched so much corn holing in one place before.  http://gdzl.la/8BmjoC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 22:26:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"24608796413","full_text":"Sorry. I was so excited, I forgot to take a \"before\" picture.  http://gdzl.la/8BhMZg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 21:42:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"24605874101","full_text":"There's an old tire & oil change shop across from my office. I love walking by. It smells exactly like memories of dad's service station.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 19:54:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"24598888361","full_text":"Here's the menu for our conference cornhole tournament tonight:  http://gdzl.la/8Bj2b3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 18:03:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"24591594737","full_text":"Giving another presentation. This one is about how a bunch of people's jobs just got easier. Love showing that kind of stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 17:53:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"24590915472","full_text":"Really? Could it be? After five months of waiting, a @square card reader is being shipped to me?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 12:56:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"24567146187","full_text":"Well, suck. I thought I left my hand made giant coffee mug that I got at the Ozark Castle in a safe place last night, but it's gone today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 12:41:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"24566045766","full_text":"Just had to dust off the old \"a rat in the house might eat the ice cream\" mnemonic. Still can't spell. Had to look up \"mnemonic\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 15 12:38:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"24565863979","full_text":"Just had to dust off the old \"a rat in the house might eat the ice cream\" mnemonic. Still can't spell. Also, had to look up \"mnemonic\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 14 21:25:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"24510119172","full_text":"AirLife chopper just landed. No worries -- it was practice.  http://gdzl.la/8B1YLZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 14 20:10:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"24505384422","full_text":"Giving a presentation, justifying another year's employment.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 14 14:06:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"24478141786","full_text":"That gallon of coffee's down. Ought to get me to lunch, or close to it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 14 12:52:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"24472438771","full_text":"It's conference time again. All my \"day job\"'s customers have come to Athens.  Next week: sleep. http://gdzl.la/8AXeM3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 13 22:42:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"24421411143","full_text":"\"My New Haircut #11: Beluga\" by Dan Smith  http://gdzl.la/8AKjTr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 13 19:29:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"24409065968","full_text":"Looks like non-monogamy's pretty complicated. http://bit.ly/duW7P5  /via @ermaloff","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 13 15:19:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"24391451103","full_text":"Turns out Safari on the iPad doesn't use the vga out dongle. But, the $1.99 app \"idemoweb\" does, so I don't need to rewrite a presentation.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 13 14:08:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"24385440351","full_text":"Listened to \"The Red Bride\" from this week's @thedrabblecast on my way to work. Super creepy way to start the day. http://is.gd/f8zT3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 12 22:54:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"24323325428","full_text":"My longest work week of the year starts tomorrow and I'm already exhausted and have a cold coming on. New goal: survival.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 12 19:32:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"24310271104","full_text":"Consulted someone much more brilliant than I, and now my day in the office hasn't been for naught. I've got some cool stuff to show off now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 12 18:45:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"24307150264","full_text":"My brilliant idea is thwarted by someone else's code that doesn't work like I thought it did. And I'm not brilliant enough to get around it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 11 14:48:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"24199813148","full_text":"Farmers for a Day tearing down an old chicken house, building a new hoop house, & planting seeds at Burnell Farm.  http://gdzl.la/8A3yTy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 10 21:32:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"24138984155","full_text":"\"Who Am I\", in my daughter's own words:  http://gdzl.la/8zQtdv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 10 17:42:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"24124693780","full_text":"This burger I had for lunch at the Farm Cart was pure brilliance. I love Athens.  http://gdzl.la/8zQQ1h","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 09 12:23:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"24004325339","full_text":"Martin Freeman as Bilbo? I think I'd like that very much, yes. http://is.gd/f2nel","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 08 23:40:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"23958523194","full_text":"Finished pouring honey. Final haul: 8 quarts, 6 pints, 24 half pints, and 24 chunks of cut comb. Plus wax. Not bad at all for my first time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 08 18:13:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"23936426963","full_text":"Hallelujah! Data is flowing from my server's MySQL database to my local HTML5 data store, where I can interact with it offline.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 08 15:22:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"23923124327","full_text":"Converted my MySQL data into JSON, so I think I'm finally on the right track to get it all loaded into a client-side HTML5 database. Whee!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 07 22:48:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"23859433097","full_text":"Yeah, just days after meeting Internet friends for the first time, I've gone & drastically changed my appearance.  http://gdzl.la/8z82kU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 07 21:16:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"23271279453","full_text":"The worst part about trying cutting edge programming tech when you don't know what you're doing is knowing in a year it'll be trivially easy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 07 19:53:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"23266026097","full_text":"I'm trying to get the contents of a MySQL table on the server into a HTML5 client-side db. Can anyone point me toward a tutorial?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 07 14:48:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"23243281739","full_text":"In the last few weeks I've cut my coffee consumption down by 30% fewer cups per day, simply by getting a coffee cup that was twice as large.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 07 14:43:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"23242836611","full_text":"I think we have everything we need to submit the application to accept EBT at our farmers market. That took a few months.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 07 00:58:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"23192527715","full_text":"Tonight I filled 24 half pint jars for market. Still have a couple gallons to put away, for mead making and gifts.  http://gdzl.la/8yMFyv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 06 22:32:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"23182913855","full_text":"The bees are cleaning up my mess for me, gleaning drops of honey to take back to their hive.  http://gdzl.la/8yNoAL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 06 18:45:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"23168611460","full_text":"I've written a web page that successfully works when the device is offline. Now for the hard part: make it actually do something useful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 06 17:07:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"23161970332","full_text":"A little light lunchtime reading: \"Safari client-side storage and offline applications programming guide\". Happy Labor Day!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 06 13:11:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"23143379209","full_text":"Hands down, that was the most rewarding buttered toast and honey I've ever had.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 06 02:14:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"23107126543","full_text":"I am totally beat, feel like I've been pounded. Extracting honey is hard work. Already put some up for sale, though: http://is.gd/eWPEU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 21:02:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"23088181865","full_text":"Here's a quart of honey right out of the hive.  http://gdzl.la/8yrM63","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 20:07:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"23085029402","full_text":"This is such a beautiful thing.  http://gdzl.la/8yqNNE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 19:04:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"23081509081","full_text":"That was the nerdiest thing I've ever written. Unless you count the code I put into a fantasy play-by-email world that used Diplomacy rules.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 18:59:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"23081214067","full_text":"Successfully robbed my beehive. Haven't had that many angry drones after me since back in my emacs days when I'd troll the vi newsgroups.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 18:09:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"23078283020","full_text":"Back home out of my DragonCon costume and into my work clothes. My life is weird.  http://gdzl.la/8ykLmK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 15:46:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"23068572355","full_text":"Yesterday's DragonCon exposure has thrown Vivian into a fantasyland she has yet to return from. Me too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 05 01:05:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"23018718770","full_text":"I'm not afraid to admit that the Middle Earth contingent made me tear up a little. My love of Tolkien runs deep.  http://gdzl.la/8y95tZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 19:19:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"22999023096","full_text":"Funny how I leave the vicinity of DragonCon and AT&T's cell service suddenly starts working again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 19:03:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"22998054281","full_text":"Where do you want to go next, Viv? \"Oh, I don't know. Just follow Batman.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 18:06:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"22994691444","full_text":"Apparently the most popular dish at Mama Ninfa's is the mustard gas fajitas.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 15:56:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"22986465529","full_text":"At Mama Ninfa's, hoping to meet up with @thedrabblecast weirdos.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 15:50:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"22986149838","full_text":"The two Luigis.  http://gdzl.la/8y4WVS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 13:39:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"22976471662","full_text":"An eight foot tall carrot wearing swim fins just walked by. Confused the heck out of girl Boba Fett, clockwork Batman, and Gandalf.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 13:33:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"22976112889","full_text":"Found a good spot to watch across from the Westin. A group just walked by dressed as elements (Iron, Nickel, etc.). I've found my people.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 12:37:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"22972661405","full_text":"When Yoshi's not available to give rides, Luigi takes public transportation.  http://gdzl.la/8y2GUh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 11:24:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"22968688988","full_text":"Luigi and I are on our way into Atlanta for the DragonCon parade.  http://gdzl.la/8y24jf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 01:25:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"22936830951","full_text":"The finished Buffalo shrimp, with a bleu cheese yogurt sauce. Only lemon juice and gluten-free flour wasn't local. http://gdzl.la/8xT3Ee","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 04 00:20:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"22932606872","full_text":"It's fresh Georgia Buffalo shrimp night.  http://gdzl.la/8xVufJ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 03 18:12:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"22909225570","full_text":".@trappezepub By coincidence, today's Access Atlanta has a story about the beef I brought you today. http://is.gd/eTyUk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 03 16:55:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"22903738630","full_text":"Nothing like lying during your big \"Restoring Honor\" rally because \"it would be a little easier\". Honor's not easy buddy. http://is.gd/eTsom","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 03 16:41:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"22902660124","full_text":"Delivered 5lbs of locally raised grass-fed ground beef to Trappeze, so they could taste what they're missing by not having it on their menu.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 03 15:43:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"22897907540","full_text":"Borrowed a honey extractor, so I'll try and get my first honey (after 6 years with bees) from our hive on Sunday. http://gdzl.la/8xLkTT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 02 13:28:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"22797813332","full_text":"When one or even two leaf blowers aren't annoying enough, you take a jet engine and put it on wheels. (Grrrrrr!) http://gdzl.la/8xu7Si","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 01 13:14:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"22705845540","full_text":"Atlantans: Where's the best place to park & watch the DragonCon parade? Level of difficulty: potentially costumed six year old girl in tow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 01 12:40:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"22703420087","full_text":"Sam's Club is such a peaceful place, provided you get there at seven in the morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 01 00:53:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"22664607353","full_text":"Never thought a couple years ago that I'd get steak & blue cheese from the same local farm, and now there are two.  http://gdzl.la/8x6KuF","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 31 01:01:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"22572584350","full_text":"\"Um, hello?\" (And a second photo, just to show she's not always a cartoon.)  http://gdzl.la/8wSadA http://gdzl.la/8wPa3c","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 30 19:24:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"22549686922","full_text":"Tuned Pale Ale -- I don't know if the beer is any good, but the bottle is brilliant. http://is.gd/eLZUR","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 30 19:12:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"22548988839","full_text":"Yay! A farm tour scheduled for Saturday has been re-scheduled, so now I can take Vivian to the DragonCon parade!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 30 16:21:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"22537594006","full_text":"Petrus cask aged ale is on tap for the 1st time in the US, in very limited supplies. So naturally, I had some with lunch. http://is.gd/eLL2Q","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 30 13:39:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"22524734004","full_text":"Florida family struck with mystery illnesses, discover their swimming pool has high levels of toxic oil dispersant. http://is.gd/eLyg6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 30 03:09:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"22491626675","full_text":"Best wishes to all my friends (most of whom I've never actually met) in the Virgin Islands as Earl pays the neighborhood a visit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 29 21:22:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"22468372016","full_text":"Since I last checked on them (in May), the base of the hive collapsed and the bees had to make their own ways in.  http://gdzl.la/8wtMDd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 29 21:19:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"22468171712","full_text":"Finally mowed the area down to my beehive. Might get to extract honey next weekend.  http://gdzl.la/8wtJa9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 29 20:54:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"22466601571","full_text":"The wild Jerusalem artichokes are blooming. We've got a pretty nice stand of them that expands a bit each year.  http://gdzl.la/8wqisx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 28 19:18:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"22377142059","full_text":"Eighteen layer banana pudding. Turns out society ladies really know how to party, and I fit right in.  http://gdzl.la/8w9yeW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 28 15:56:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"22363516571","full_text":"I've been invited to a society luncheon, so I've put on my \"formal jeans\". Maybe someday I'll be able to dress like a grownup.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 28 00:08:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"22309708414","full_text":"We decided on the butcher board at Farm 255. Can't go wrong with that.  http://gdzl.la/8vXLkw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 15:27:39 +0000 2018","id_str":"991700756557377541","full_text":"Looking at the depth information of a photograph of me, and I’ve never looked… <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BiR7JMElAPE/?utm_source=twitter\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BiR7JMElAPE/?utm_source=twitter</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 15:07:04 +0000 2018","id_str":"991695573467189254","full_text":"Fans of Cord &amp; Tish, the wonderful hosts of Amazon’s Rose Bowl Parade coverage, will be happy to hear they’ll be covering the royal wedding live on HBO. <a href=\"http://splitsider.com/2018/05/will-ferrell-and-molly-shannon-will-cover-the-royal-wedding-live-as-cord-and-tish-on-hbo/\">http://splitsider.com/2018/05/will-ferrell-and-molly-shannon-will-cover-the-royal-wedding-live-as-cord-and-tish-on-hbo/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 02 02:57:48 +0000 2018","id_str":"991512048889745408","full_text":"It’s not so much that I have imposter syndrome as it is that I work with legit mad geniuses. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/yenzie/status/991127657004847104\">https://twitter.com/yenzie/status/991127657004847104</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 28 17:28:35 +0000 2018","id_str":"990281635198324737","full_text":"Girls rock. @ Athens Twilight <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BiH1zr8laRL/\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BiH1zr8laRL/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 27 20:46:33 +0000 2018","id_str":"989969070014509056","full_text":"Paranoia is back, and as good as it ever was. I need to get a group together and play, something fierce. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/989969070014509056-Db0TnxDWAAAVrdb.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/989969070014509056-Db0TnxDWAAAVrdb.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 14:20:39 +0000 2018","id_str":"989147176998666240","full_text":"It is perfect out. Not too hot, not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 14:13:39 +0000 2018","id_str":"989145417169428481","full_text":"Here is a fascinating thread full of photos and story about the land around WW1’s Western Front, still devastated and off-limits to humans 100 years later. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status/989100350044082176\">https://twitter.com/PaulMMCooper/status/989100350044082176</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 01:32:51 +0000 2018","id_str":"988953953923682304","full_text":"OMG <a href=\"https://twitter.com/nprmusic/status/988765630567534593\">https://twitter.com/nprmusic/status/988765630567534593</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 27 23:50:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"22308516137","full_text":"Me and the second girl are having a night on the town. This is our \"contemplating dinner\" face.  http://gdzl.la/8vXAAS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 27 21:00:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"22297856435","full_text":"Today's soundtrack was provided by the entire discography from The Young Fresh Fellows.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 27 17:39:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"22285245021","full_text":"Just passed a fully decked-out team of Ghostbusters on the sidewalk like it's an ordinary thing. Because this is Athens, and it kind of is.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 27 02:21:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"22230665624","full_text":"Wow. Tim Pratt's Lovecraftian story on @TheDrabbleCast this week is an instant classic. Listen in the dark. http://drabblecast.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 26 21:21:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"22210196316","full_text":"\"The Clarksdale (Mississippi) Market is also the first market in the region to make available the sale of produce online\" http://is.gd/eFyp0","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 26 20:30:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"22207022464","full_text":"Zocalo Salsas has eight different salsas set up at the @athlocallygrown \"Meet the Grower\" table!  http://gdzl.la/8vFBqC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 26 12:10:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"22172102268","full_text":"What do you do with half a billion diseased eggs? Destroy them? Nope! Cook 'em & serve 'em. http://is.gd/eELkM What could possibly go wrong?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 26 11:58:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"22171335283","full_text":"Donna Putney, manager of Upstate Locally Grown (South Carolina), was featured on Greenville, SC TV yesterday: http://is.gd/eEKnp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 25 11:53:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"22082016783","full_text":"For a well that's capped and plugged with a mile of concrete, this is still gushing an awful lot of something: http://is.gd/eCLUG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 25 11:45:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"22081605392","full_text":"Oh, hell yes! RT @Rocketpilot: Why yes, BBC, I would watch the hell out of a Dirk Gently TV series: http://bit.ly/cIsPcq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 25 02:27:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"22053236445","full_text":"Juniper just showed me how pigeons feed their young. Unfortunately, I played the part of the young.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 24 22:46:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"22037658338","full_text":"Release the kraken! (I'll be in a puddle in the corner.)  http://gdzl.la/8vcCUm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 24 18:40:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"22022219043","full_text":"Shrimp season in Louisiana has re-opened, now that the oil's \"gone\". \"How’d you do?\" \"We caught 12 shrimp.\" http://is.gd/eBeQo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 24 18:31:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"22021677354","full_text":"\"Marketside Grab and Go Sandwiches BLACK FOREST HAM With Natural Juices Coated with Caramel Color\"<br><br>People buy that stuff?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 24 17:05:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"22016218040","full_text":"Having lunch with a small group from Namibia and Croatia, discussing business opportunities for small farmers back home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 23 21:15:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"21943648241","full_text":"At Cine for a special \"farm to school\" movie and panel discussion.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 23 02:08:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"21877630232","full_text":"As I slid the seventh case of home-canned food into the pantry, I realized, \"hey, I have a canning pantry\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 23 00:10:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"21869925516","full_text":"I found this great recipe for plum jam. I ended up, uh, streamlining it a bit. http://www0.epinions.com/content_3377700996","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 22 22:56:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"21865172384","full_text":"A new locallygrown.net market in Woodstock, GA has really hit the ground running: http://woodstock.locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 22 14:43:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"21834428272","full_text":"I've got a big to-do list today. Among the items: preserving a couple quarts each of figs, plums, and blueberries.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 22 02:17:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"21795110086","full_text":"And I just got back from the store a few minutes ago, where I bought a couple packs of Mott's Apple Sauce. No more.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 21 20:35:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"21775797223","full_text":"New profile pic?  http://gdzl.la/8ufuLd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 21 20:23:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"21775147112","full_text":"\"I want a piece of Rexie's meat. The one with the teeth!\"  http://gdzl.la/8uceUi","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 21 19:41:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"21772964669","full_text":"\"T Rexs weren't really pink, but you could make me one if you want.\" And so here we are.  http://gdzl.la/8ubEuK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 21 15:11:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"21755490420","full_text":"My six year old spikosaurus made it to the museum's dino birthday bash.  http://gdzl.la/8ub1b7 http://gdzl.la/8u7Uwn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 21 03:57:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"21720338459","full_text":"My 45 second video uploaded to @flickr has been \"processing\" all day. Did someone at Yahoo trip over a cable somewhere?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 21 01:28:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"21710548461","full_text":"Oh, sad sad day, fellow stargazers. We lost Jack Horkheimer. http://bit.ly/d9dNzg Keep looking up, Jack.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 20 23:25:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"21703276005","full_text":"Vivian turned 6 yesterday and coincidentally the natural history museum is throwing a dinosaur birthday party tomorrow. http://is.gd/esN8X","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 20 18:19:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"21685020728","full_text":"The judge has refused to dismiss our lawsuit against the FDA regarding South Carolina raw milk purchases! http://is.gd/es9vv Round One: Us","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 20 11:05:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"21655657804","full_text":"First day of school. Got Viv to the bus just in time. Guess my summer plan of making up my sleep deficit will have to wait until next year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 19 21:40:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"21609857543","full_text":"Greendale Farm has some great raw milk cheeses out on the @athlocallygrown \"Meet the Grower\" table. http://flic.kr/p/8tHyY8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 19 18:03:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"21596994697","full_text":"I was away for 6 days & the last thing I did before leaving was update my one Windows computer. Today: there are 11 updates waiting for me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 19 13:26:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"21576938899","full_text":"My phone has crapped itself but good. All attempts to restore it have failed. Guess I need to plan a trip to the Genius Bar for a new one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 18 23:06:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"21528003906","full_text":"Oh, yeah... made it home :) Pulled off the interstate just in time for open house at Viv's school first, too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 18 23:00:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"21527619588","full_text":"Lesson learned. Never pass up an opportunity to sync the photos off my phone. Glad I threw a few on Flickr yesterday. Only lost 100 more.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 18 06:08:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"21467803604","full_text":"Juniper's wide awake, so she's grooving to TMBG's \"Here Comes Science\" on the iPad while we nap.  http://gdzl.la/8tkyrf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 18 05:37:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"21466226152","full_text":"Made it through Memphis. Stopping for a nap at the Inn of Days before braving the wilds of Mississippi and Alabama tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 18 01:00:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"21448617355","full_text":"I'm in Flippin Arkansas. I'm not cursing -- that's the town's name.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 18 00:36:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"21446972665","full_text":"Asked the waitress if I could have something off the menu. She answers, \"I don't know. Do they have that here?\" Apparently, she's new.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 17 23:13:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"21441281335","full_text":"Ok. The Ozark Medieval Fortress is amazing. Tempted to stop everything and join. http://ozarkmedievalfortress.com  http://gdzl.la/8tfRjd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 17 21:31:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"21434623134","full_text":"In the Ozarks, a full medieval castle is being built using period techniques. It'll take 20 years to finish.  http://gdzl.la/8tbwRp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 17 20:26:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"21430643955","full_text":"Did a little spelunking:  http://gdzl.la/8tdy27","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 17 17:05:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"21418541546","full_text":"Vivian and her best buddy, Rexie.  http://gdzl.la/8taBEd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 17 16:47:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"21417275235","full_text":"Oops. I spooked the Styracosaurus.  http://gdzl.la/8t7mYF","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 17 03:26:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"21370759910","full_text":"Had to stop for frozen custard. Why don't they have these kinds of places in the south?  http://gdzl.la/8sYb7p","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 17 00:29:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"21358371273","full_text":"Mr. Yen is feeding us tonight.  http://gdzl.la/8sYNAW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 16 22:39:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"21350921400","full_text":"At Askinosie, makers of the best chocolate in the country. Perhaps the world. They make it from scratch, from the raw beans.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 16 02:13:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"21278716147","full_text":"Caught a rare performance of the Psychedelic All-American Headless Banjo Band.  http://gdzl.la/8sFo7N","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 16 00:49:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"21273175588","full_text":"I'm tripping balls. Seriously, it's hard to walk on this blacklight 3D mini golf course.  http://gdzl.la/8sAZRD","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 15 21:26:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"21260548436","full_text":"Roundabouts pop up in the oddest places http://gdzl.la/8sANwU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 15 21:16:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"21259930435","full_text":"Just bought a bodhrán. Party's at my house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 15 15:38:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"21239425438","full_text":"Vivian strumming on the old (world's largest) banjo:  http://gdzl.la/8srGTB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 15 13:53:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"21232133082","full_text":"The place we're staying at has both the world's largest banjo and \"blacklight mini golf 3D\". I can smell your jealousy across the Internet.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 15 00:42:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"21190016208","full_text":"Apparently the thing to do these days in Branson is to sit in lawn chairs on the sidewalk and watch cars go by. http://gdzl.la/8skkeG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 14 18:12:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"21168736582","full_text":"I've eaten a spiral sliced potato fried on a stick, a giant smoked turkey leg, and succotash made in a 60 inch skillet. Good lunch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 14 07:10:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"21132270176","full_text":"The room is about 300F & in a cruel twist on Spinal Tap, this thermostat only goes to 9. The 10 is just painted on. http://gdzl.la/8s9bn5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 14 06:40:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"21130858640","full_text":"We have reached our destination.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 14 03:24:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"21119464554","full_text":"Little Rock & Conway, Arkansas. There are many well-fed families and well-paid farmers here who used my software to make the connection.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 14 01:57:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"21113661695","full_text":"Hellooooo, Little Rock! Thanks for the diesel, gotta dash.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 13 23:46:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"21105334189","full_text":"Reached Memphis. Now we take a left and then straight on 'til morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 13 22:11:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"21099564610","full_text":"First sight upon crossing the state line into Mississippi: a ravine full of bombed out school busses and a collapsed mobile home. No lie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 13 21:35:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"21097264951","full_text":"Passing by my favorite place-name neighbors, Guin and Gu-Win, Alabama. Here's the back story: http://is.gd/egzi5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 13 17:08:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"21080503493","full_text":"Through Atlanta, and now on to Birmingham.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 13 13:38:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"21064377999","full_text":"You called me, @directv. Don't put me on hold to wait for the next available rep. You want to talk, call when you've a human ready to talk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 13 03:40:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"21032246807","full_text":"Cody Hopkins (Falling Sky Farm, AR) on the great Greenhorn Radio show today, talking about his farm (& locallygrown.net): http://is.gd/efnXY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 13 02:26:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"21027100441","full_text":"It's possibly the most perfect night for watching the Perseids since I moved to Georgia. Even if I do have to drive 15 hours tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 12 16:43:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"20989348474","full_text":"Holy crap, this table of sorority girls at The Grit is loud and shrill. I don't know if I can stay long enough to get my food.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 12 14:31:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"20979488205","full_text":"Keytars have come a long, long way. http://vimeo.com/13966881","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 12 01:47:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"20935267450","full_text":"Started up Windows XP on my Mac so I could remote into a Windows 2000 machine. Frankly, my computer's handling it better than I am.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 10 17:09:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"20810492905","full_text":"A county official is willing to make up the piece of paper that I need, so when I get that, I'll use it to try & get another piece of paper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 10 16:03:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"20805814572","full_text":"Once again into the breech, fighting the bureaucratic battle. To accept food stamps, I need a specific piece of paper, but it doesn't exist.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 09 12:25:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"20703696258","full_text":"Sitting in the waiting room at the dealership while my computer gets an operating system update.  I mean, my car gets an OS update.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 08 23:32:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"20662779801","full_text":"When you're 0-5 following the easy instructions (even when explicitly pointed out), how can I trust you to follow the really important ones?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 08 00:54:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"20589912741","full_text":"Juniper trying to drink from the virtual koi pond: http://www.flickr.com/photos/19035512@N00/4870472918","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 07 15:44:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"20560089428","full_text":"A group of us are maintaining irrigation at Flatwoods Farm for @athlocallygrown's Farmer for a Day event.  http://gdzl.la/8qgFhw","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 06 18:38:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"20490148365","full_text":"This @youngamerican interview with The Daily Show's Samantha Bee is fantastic: http://is.gd/e6lFJ","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 06 17:17:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"20485102767","full_text":"Enrolling in online banking at AFB&T entailed a 30 minute wait while the banker filled out more paperwork than my mortgage required.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 06 02:51:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"20434775910","full_text":"Tonight, seeing my farmers market volunteers fill ~$10k of orders electronically, I felt like a villainous super genius. Less the villainy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 06 01:23:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"20428347844","full_text":"Of course citizenship is a birthright. To claim otherwise means the government can grant or deny it as it sees fit. That is not who we are.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 05 20:35:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"20414815293","full_text":"Mill Gap Farm is roasting peppers over at Athens Locally Grown's \"Meet the Grower\" table today!  http://gdzl.la/8pMvLZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 05 18:21:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"20407260178","full_text":"USDA reports there are 6,132 farmers markets in the country. That means about 3% of them use my software (and about 96% use none). Not bad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 05 17:49:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"20405400061","full_text":"One downside to creating an entirely new kind of business: bureaucracies don't know what it is and try to kill it with fire.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 05 15:00:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"20393984853","full_text":"This amazing photo set blends modern and WWII era photos http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/the-ghosts-of-world-war-iis","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 05 00:36:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"20346489297","full_text":"I am so looking forward to NOT printing a few hundred pages for the first week in years tomorrow. Athens Locally Grown goes 100% paperless!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 04 21:12:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"20333573485","full_text":"Just posted the news in my company's \"virtual office\" wave that Google Wave is going away. http://is.gd/e2UAz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 04 20:54:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"20332591422","full_text":"\"Such enthusiasm! Such spirit! And yet…such shame.\" It's orientation time at UGA. http://flagpole.com/Weekly/Homedrone/PartyInTheUGA-4Aug10","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 04 17:14:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"20319488121","full_text":"Creme Brulee Stout is about as great as a dessert beer can get. Really nice.  http://gdzl.la/8pwQfw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 04 14:35:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"20308780147","full_text":"Anyone else seeing major internet disruptions around Dallas, affecting east-west traffic? I'm getting tons of traceroute timeouts.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 02 20:01:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"20163999395","full_text":"I wonder why Congressman Broun is now spamming my work email address. I'm 100% sure I've never given him that address.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 02 19:09:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"20161076146","full_text":"Heart skips a beat any time I see a news headline that starts \"Sci-fi legend Ray Bradbury...\" Still alive, still awesome. http://is.gd/dYMxg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 02 16:49:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"20152719237","full_text":"Apparently Target is outright ceding the school supplies market to Wal-Mart. They're not even trying here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 02 03:01:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"20108790205","full_text":"I just love that at my farmers market, you can buy a whole fleece and know the name of the sheep it came from: http://is.gd/dXwk6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 02 01:46:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"20104157803","full_text":"Ended up with thirteen pints of \"ready made tomato sauce\" -- whole tomatoes, garlic, and basil.  http://gdzl.la/8oJNqs","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 02 01:16:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"20102241763","full_text":"\"Mr. Nivelo does not understand Hebrew, but the shock of a fish speaking any language forced him against the wall...\" http://is.gd/dXoTT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 01 20:11:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"20084887584","full_text":"It's time to can tomatoes once again. First, I've got to shock the skins off.  http://gdzl.la/8oDndE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 01 16:06:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"20071678131","full_text":"Blueberry season's almost over. It's gorging time.  http://gdzl.la/8ow1nV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 01 03:32:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"20039199499","full_text":"Something tells me I'll be getting this scowl for the next 18 years.  http://twitpic.com/2ak5bo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 31 17:30:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"20006939618","full_text":"I like the idea of Five Guys fries a lot more than the actual fries. Unfortunately, I don't remember 'til I've a pile of fries before me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 31 13:02:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"19989889555","full_text":"This is why they're called \"bumpers\" and not \"droppers\". (Don't worry. It's not mine.)  http://gdzl.la/8ocEEk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 30 20:02:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"19935758662","full_text":"Hey @directv, I was excited about getting an HD upgrade 6 weeks ago. Now you're just common thieves. No upgrade & still no refund of $320.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 30 19:18:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"19933152650","full_text":"Thanks to a tweet from @darthvader, I now know about artsy storm trooper helmets: http://is.gd/dTsmd (8 year old me is very, very confused)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 30 19:04:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"19932343620","full_text":"The toilet chemical spill has made its way into the Oconee River, well downstream, killing as it goes. http://is.gd/dTr7s","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 30 17:39:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"19927034275","full_text":"Two views from Athens Locally Grown last night:  http://gdzl.la/8o5m29 http://gdzl.la/8o5m1G","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 30 13:32:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"19909793056","full_text":"Got paid, paid bills, ended up with $19 less than when I started. Guess this is a \"treading water\" month.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 30 02:37:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"19876025445","full_text":"It's night skies like tonight's that inspired me to get a degree in astrophysics. Simply stunning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 30 01:21:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"19870962360","full_text":"Yesterday's toilet bowl chemical factory fire released enough chemicals to poison & turn a creek blue miles downstream. http://is.gd/dRR7e","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 28 13:18:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"19739782338","full_text":"Drove by a huge toilet bowl disinfectant fire this morning on my way to work: http://bit.ly/cgOXfb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 28 01:26:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"19701411772","full_text":"\"Cruella DeVille's too scary. I like the puppies. They're cute.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 27 21:44:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"19688230248","full_text":"Just realized a fun little T&G Theater video from 10 years ago got put up on Vimeo last year. http://vimeo.com/6198221 (Thanks, Steve!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 27 19:31:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"19680714302","full_text":"My afternoon snack was a quart of blueberries. Uh... that won't kill me, will it?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 27 02:37:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"19622632954","full_text":"For the record: On 6/18 @directv charged my credit card $319 for hardware, never delivered, & despite repeated promises to refund, have not.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 27 01:31:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"19618223721","full_text":"Want an In-n-Out Animal Style Double-Double, but aren't in California? That no longer matters: http://is.gd/dL85l","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 26 22:08:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"19605811939","full_text":"Leaving Gatlinburg.  http://gdzl.la/8n2iP7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 26 22:07:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"19605762160","full_text":"Stopping for a treat at the Spring Ridge Creamery, on the GA/NC state line. Love eating ice cream where I can see the dairy cows grazing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 25 19:24:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"19516221921","full_text":"The music here has been almost all 1985-1995 New Wave & Electronica. I was expecting so much worse.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 25 02:05:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"19462156812","full_text":"I swear I didn't retouch this photo of Juniper in any way.  http://gdzl.la/8mqEHG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 24 21:14:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"19447078884","full_text":"I should be home getting lots of work done. Nuts to that. I've got a water park to play in.  http://gdzl.la/8mnksd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 24 00:18:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"19379644085","full_text":"The view from my balcony for the next three days in the mountains above Gatlinburg.  #SeeThis http://twitpic.com/280kf0","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 23 15:19:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"19347100118","full_text":"My old college campus might have shiny new buildings, but it looks like life there is pretty much the same: http://youtu.be/RN7sG05vvOo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 23 07:13:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"19320421699","full_text":"For someone who's supposed to be driving his family up the the mountains for a few days of R&R in a few hours, I'm not doing much sleeping.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 23 06:55:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"19319580328","full_text":"Oh, hey! Current gen 8gb iPods Touch on Woot today for only $129. And with that, my virtual farmers market can now go 100% paperless.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 23 06:23:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"19318075404","full_text":"My interview on the MetaFilter Podcast is up: http://is.gd/dD1Jv Such a joy to be talking with the three of them.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 21 21:27:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"19106587343","full_text":"Oh, hey. New version of Skype for iPhone is out. That'd totally have come in handy a few hours ago when I was doing my awesome interview.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 21 01:12:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"19037300997","full_text":"\"I can't go to bed yet. I have to play this game. I have to. It's what I do.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 20 18:17:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"19013071423","full_text":"If the Beatles interviewed the guy at open mic night, it'd be like the interview I was just asked to do. (I'm the open mic guy.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 25 00:46:38 +0000 2018","id_str":"988942322544103424","full_text":"This is the age of miracle and wonder. This is a long distance video call from the surface of a comet. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/landru79/status/988490703075463168\">https://twitter.com/landru79/status/988490703075463168</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 24 16:03:06 +0000 2018","id_str":"988810572794875904","full_text":"So it goes. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/SonyMovieCh/status/988603300131024897\">https://twitter.com/SonyMovieCh/status/988603300131024897</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 24 02:24:42 +0000 2018","id_str":"988604617390022656","full_text":"Today I was unexpectedly given a box of things I thought were lost forever, such as handmade cards and notes to my parents when I was a boy, and my childhood stamp collection, and other mementoes my parents had saved. Almost all I have left of them fits in that box.","favorite_count":"9","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 23 19:55:05 +0000 2018","id_str":"988506565396320256","full_text":"I’ve got a new favorite pirate folk metal band. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCnttPJHt6s\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCnttPJHt6s</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 22:19:29 +0000 2018","id_str":"987818128653651968","full_text":"A story in three acts.<br><br>(Surprise twist ending: I still need therapy.) <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/987818128653651968-DbVvRaRV0AARqQ7.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/987818128653651968-DbVvRaRV0AARqQ7.jpg\"></a></li><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/987818128653651968-DbVvRdMU8AAm1g7.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/987818128653651968-DbVvRdMU8AAm1g7.jpg\"></a></li><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/987818128653651968-DbVvRgWU8AELkkQ.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/987818128653651968-DbVvRgWU8AELkkQ.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 21 13:48:04 +0000 2018","id_str":"987689425525190656","full_text":"It’s not a bad way to start the weekend. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/987689425525190656-DbT6StkVAAEnm6e.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/987689425525190656-DbT6StkVAAEnm6e.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 20 18:59:52 +0000 2018","id_str":"987405507672576000","full_text":"My beard has reached the “particularly unkempt grizzled prospector” phase. Perhaps it’s about time to sculpt it. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/987405507672576000-DbP4Ek8VAAAFknD.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/987405507672576000-DbP4Ek8VAAAFknD.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 19 20:39:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"18942054517","full_text":"And apparently the Pacific Hagfish makes some sort of really slow-acting Ice-9. Good lord. http://is.gd/dyuRc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 19 20:34:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"18941801632","full_text":"Just learned about tiger shark pre-natal cannibalism. Those critters don't play around http://animals.howstuffworks.com/fish/shark-pup2.htm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 19 03:43:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"18887148139","full_text":"Every time I see a carton of Cherry Garcia, I get sad to see HFCS in the ingredients. Except for today. They're back to using sugar! Hooray!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 18 02:00:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"18806473871","full_text":"And now they go into the jars for a ten minute boil. I'm hoping to make someone an excellent grandmother some day.  http://gdzl.la/8jqCmD","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 18 01:34:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"18804975091","full_text":"Cukes soaked while I took Viv to Despicable Me. Now they meet vinegar, sugar, turmeric, mustard, & celery seed.  http://gdzl.la/8jqmsZ","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 17 18:17:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"18783317809","full_text":"Cucumbers, onion, garlic, and salt. It'll sit under ice for several hours, then sugar and spices and processing.  http://gdzl.la/8jkbB8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 17 17:17:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"18779996328","full_text":"Roots Farm gave me six lbs of cucumbers, so I'm pickling today. Then, need a plan for gallons of Jim's blueberries. http://gdzl.la/8jnCzU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 16 21:01:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"18715472027","full_text":"Great story on food variety:<br>\"Point being that we should never allow our apples to simply be labeled as 'Apples.'\" http://is.gd/duMU6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 16 20:24:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"18713444375","full_text":"The \"Paper Moon\". Him: it's brand new. I've never made it before. Me: That's ok. I've never drunk it before.  http://gdzl.la/8jb9ij","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 16 18:20:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"18706286709","full_text":"You too can be like me: \"Raids are increasing on farms and private food-supply clubs—here are 5 tips for surviving one\" http://is.gd/duC4e","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 16 14:40:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"18690668457","full_text":"\"The Paper Moon\": House-Infused Vanilla Bean Gin, Dolin Vermouth Blanc, & Liquore Strega. This new martini at the Highwire sounds fantastic.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 15 16:35:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"18615085705","full_text":"There's a shocker. The order DirectTV screwed up so badly 6/26 never got canceled. They promised me a refund again, in another 5 to 10 days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 15 16:02:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"18612800178","full_text":"I was on the road and didn't notice, but this week we blew past 100,000 orders on locallygrown.net. We're hitting about 1000 orders a week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 15 03:40:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"18572818594","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 14 22:21:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"18552752591","full_text":"Getting ready to board a plane home. So very tired.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 14 13:51:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"18520661456","full_text":"Sorry, but your right to know has been repealed. Or maybe we're just out of stock.  http://gdzl.la/8iwwQa","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 14 13:00:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"18517345528","full_text":"Who'd've thought that the brown crunchy scrambled eggs and ham boiled to leather on Monday was so popular it'd have an encore on Wednesday?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 13 15:38:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"18445992660","full_text":"In case you made it all the way to adulthood, got a nice job, & still don't know how to wash your hands:  http://gdzl.la/8igAST","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 13 11:54:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"18431020572","full_text":"Went down to the hotel breakfast area for coffee but had to make a quick exit. I was overwhelmed by the smell of burnt toast and despair.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 13 02:52:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"18404337260","full_text":"Decided on just getting something nice and light for dinner, like a baked potato. A baked potato frito pie.  http://gdzl.la/8ibY9o","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 13 02:40:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"18403498023","full_text":"College Station, TX, where the streets are paved with bottle caps:  http://gdzl.la/8i8zE6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 12 11:51:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"18348504598","full_text":"This hotel breakfast couldn't be worse if it were prepared by cargo cultists four generations after the planes left.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 12 00:43:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"18315794922","full_text":"Even the class rings are bigger over here.  http://gdzl.la/8hQsyW http://gdzl.la/8hMdwT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 12 00:38:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"18315556506","full_text":"My college's alumni association is all excited about a group on linkedin.com. Here at Texas A&M, they've a temple.  http://gdzl.la/8hQp89","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 11 16:27:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"18282230141","full_text":"I generally enjoy live theater, but security theater is not my cup of tea.  http://gdzl.la/8hGWfh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 11 14:21:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"18274337142","full_text":"Airport, ho!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 11 04:06:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"18244897001","full_text":"Ended up with twenty pints of corn to put away today. Not too bad. I *love* this OXO corn stripper: http://is.gd/dnu6B It made the job easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 11 02:25:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"18239079832","full_text":"Let's see... 10:30 at night and halfway through my to-do list for the day. Nope, that's not good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 10 23:03:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"18228630923","full_text":"Ok. This is the first bot tweet that made me smile. RT @ObiWanKenobi_: @ewagoner That's no moon. It's a space station.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 10 22:23:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"18226804978","full_text":"Pressure canner holds fewer jars than I thought and the corn yielded more than I thought. I'll be at this a while.  http://gdzl.la/8hs9Wi","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 10 01:49:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"18163001580","full_text":"Flying to Texas for a four day business trip on Sunday. So much to do before then, including canning a bushel of corn.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 10 01:07:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"18160590618","full_text":"Accidentally thawed out ground beef today, so I whipped up Salisbury steak and the best mushroom cream gravy ever.  http://gdzl.la/8hhJeC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 08 13:49:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"18035516214","full_text":"John Clarke and Brian Dawes update their classic \"the front fell off\" bit for the BP gusher: http://youtu.be/mSujCHfvTb0 Brilliant stuff.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 08 12:58:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"18032375781","full_text":"\"This male then creeps up her body and into her mouth, from where it migrates down to her uterus.\" http://is.gd/djYWg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 07 23:22:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"17989241408","full_text":"PayPal's website just went belly up. I can't even log out without getting errors. That can't be good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 07 14:55:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"17954657959","full_text":"Athens First Bank & Trust, with their new giant HQ down the block, no longer exists. All 28 Synovus banks have officially merged.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 07 13:46:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"17949735255","full_text":"He tried \"couple of martial arts tricks he had seen on TV\" but it was no use against the ninja invading his home. http://is.gd/diIuc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 07 13:25:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"17948335951","full_text":"Just realized that I've been at my current job for 13 years this week. 13 years and one week ago, I had no idea what my career would be.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 07 01:57:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"17912998584","full_text":"I let my software customers pay their fees on their own schedule, but people want to be extra prompt. Today I got a check for 91 cents.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 06 22:13:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"17899932566","full_text":"Some bots have all the fun. RT @CassiniSaturn: On my to-do list for tonight: dive through Titan's atmosphere http://is.gd/dhUEW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 06 21:23:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"17897297290","full_text":"Some people can just really make me feel like a no talent ass clown. And I mean that in a totally positive way. http://youtu.be/lhp6P9Ygsoc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 06 21:12:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"17896755630","full_text":"Forgot to say, Nature's Harmony hotdogs were quite good, especially with homemade dill pickles and some mustard.  http://gdzl.la/8goFgD","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 06 15:13:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"17874060452","full_text":"“Swallowing small amounts (less than a coffee cup) of oil ... is unlikely to have long-lasting health effects” You first. http://is.gd/dhvuM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 06 02:10:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"17834057544","full_text":"A farmer friend of mine has a bumper crop of the best sweet corn I've ever eaten. So, I'm going to try pressure canning corn this year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 06 01:48:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"17832670458","full_text":"Venus, Mars, and Saturn are all lined up in a row tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 23:45:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"17825740460","full_text":"Cooking up some hotdogs from Nature's Harmony Farm's grass-fed beef. Our local food system gets better every week!  http://gdzl.la/8gajoh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 20:05:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"17814029993","full_text":"In \"Back to the Future\", the time circuits were never set to today. Or yesterday. Or tomorrow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUkdSHTd_FM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 17:56:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"17807106004","full_text":"I'm guessing Dolly Parton was envisioning exactly this when she wrote \"I Will Always Love You\" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCK7njbgDO8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 16:57:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"17803578585","full_text":"Yeah, the government inspectors around here are tough. Here's the official writeup of code violations for The Love Shack: http://is.gd/dgix0","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 16:40:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"17802549723","full_text":"Holiday lunch. I love it when Trappeze has their brunch menu during the week.  http://gdzl.la/8fYtia","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 16:10:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"17800589282","full_text":"If I got a DUI with a passenger (not my wife) while holding her panties in my lap, would I get $100k and 3 month's pay? http://is.gd/dgfJp","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 04:00:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"17764878188","full_text":"The set for Greenville's latest free Shakespeare in the park offering:  http://gdzl.la/8fT5ph","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 05 03:49:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"17764276702","full_text":"Greenville, SC is big into public art, especially sculpture. http://gdzl.la/8fMv8D http://gdzl.la/8fSWDE http://gdzl.la/8fPFtt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 04 22:06:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"17746912996","full_text":"It's also fun to take my tiger out in public.  http://gdzl.la/8fKunv","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 04 22:04:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"17746833146","full_text":"It's always fun to wear the girl out in public.  http://gdzl.la/8fNHas","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 04 21:53:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"17746332891","full_text":"One of my favorite public art installations is in downtown Greenville, SC: little bronze mice and children's books http://gdzl.la/8fKitT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 04 03:30:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"17695007082","full_text":"Looks like all the os updates this month will cost me $500. I long for the day when I can get unmetered internet at my house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 03 17:32:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"17665497759","full_text":"Took over an hour, but this CVS could fill the prescriptions. That was way harder then expected.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 03 16:30:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"17661634573","full_text":"At our 4th pharmacy trying to get Vivian's prescriptions filled. I guess it's not good to go to the ER on Friday night of a holiday weekend.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 03 14:24:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"17651217396","full_text":"At an early morning dinosaur birthday party.  http://gdzl.la/8fqB7U","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 03 01:25:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"17614447920","full_text":"Her entire body became a welt and she got sick, but her breathing was ok. Got a couple shots and meds for next few days. Home asleep now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 03 00:21:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"17610926153","full_text":"Vivian found a wasp nest and they attacked. Allergic reaction. At hospital. Breathing ok.  http://gdzl.la/8ffydp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 02 23:32:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"17608315172","full_text":"Locally made blue cheese from Nature's Harmony Farm, about to be put in a dip for Buffalo Shrimp (from Savannah).  http://gdzl.la/8ff6qP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 02 21:48:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"17602823423","full_text":"Happy 39th wedding anniversary to my folks! I think the 39th is the traditional sailboat anniversary, but I'm all out. Sorry.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 02 20:54:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"17599314061","full_text":"It's now a Class D Felony to be within 65 feet of oil boom, even sitting on a beach. Too many pics of oil soaked birds? http://is.gd/dd6rN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 02 19:40:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"17595306712","full_text":"Doozy of a storm last night, with several inches of rain. Talked with others, some just a few miles away, & apparently it was just over us.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 02 14:34:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"17576671670","full_text":"\"That gets Wagoner's goat.\" An article about recent developments in the raw milk lawsuit: http://is.gd/dcKze","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 02 12:50:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"17569249382","full_text":"I got a mailing from a conservative Republican who wants to be my next senator so he can \"reign in taxes\". No thanks. Don't need a king.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 01 18:47:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"17513199201","full_text":"My daughter could be set for life as an actress in live action anime.  http://gdzl.la/8eZzzE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 30 19:26:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"17436402688","full_text":"I'm a left-handed iPhone 4 owner, but when I hold it in the \"death grip\", my reception goes *up* a few bars. I've always been receptive.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 30 17:26:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"17429759719","full_text":"Another lunch on the clock, but this one was much more pleasant than the usual standing at my desk working lunch.  http://gdzl.la/8eH7Wf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 30 15:25:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"17421834008","full_text":"It's my dad's last day as a working man.  He so deserves all the time off he has coming, but it's a big loss for Missouri's public schools.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 30 02:14:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"17380549502","full_text":"Emerald Observatory is a beautiful chronometer and much more for iPad. I love this.  http://twitpic.com/214c6r","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 29 23:30:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"17370626657","full_text":"What, you don't put chanterelle mushrooms and fresh sweet corn on your nachos? You should: it's totally delicious.  http://gdzl.la/8ewiCL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 29 14:57:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"17338698663","full_text":"Many happy birthday wishes go out to my eldest little sister, Adrienne! Somehow I'm turning old & gray but she remains young and beautiful.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 29 03:43:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"17303843168","full_text":"Somebody's got on her happy face! http://gdzl.la/8ehGVb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 29 02:44:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"17300001360","full_text":"...the bizarre allegations of plaintiff Eric Wagoner...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 28 22:07:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"17283350051","full_text":"The FDA refers to the the milk dumping, which had witnesses & is on YouTube, as the \"bizarre allegations of plaintiff Eric Wagoner\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 28 20:01:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"17276192926","full_text":"It's been a few years. Time to redo my lifestream to keep up with all the new technologies: http://weblog.ericwagoner.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 28 16:44:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"17264027567","full_text":"Wow. This chai tea beer is really good. Yeah, you heard me. http://bit.ly/Rbhp2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 28 02:45:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"17218668241","full_text":"I get irked when people say \"I'm not good with computers\" when what they really mean is \"I can't follow directions.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 26 18:10:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"17108595790","full_text":"Spoke w/ owner of a company that does DirecTV service work. \"We do 40 tickets/day and, on average, all of them have problems from DirecTV.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 26 17:32:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"17106455854","full_text":"\"We already charged your account. You should get a refund in ten business days. Call us if it doesn't appear.\" Are you freakin' kidding me?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 26 17:28:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"17106244300","full_text":"On my fourth phone call to get the DirecTV service tech here today, the person answers \"AT&T\". That explains everything. Order canceled.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 26 16:26:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"17102471213","full_text":"No show service tech. \"We were on Woody Rd and couldn't find your house.\" Nice lie. There are only two houses, and I'm the very first one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 26 00:38:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"17054864248","full_text":"Not quite crawling. She gets tuckered out after about eight inches.  http://gdzl.la/8djoTn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 25 19:43:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"17039184161","full_text":"When I'm on the mike, girlies wanna flizzirt,<br>but I tell' em chill like a DQ Blizzard. <br>Help me like a DQ Blizzard, D-DQ Blizzard.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 25 18:23:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"17034310007","full_text":"O hai FedEx tracking number!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 25 14:07:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"17016358778","full_text":"\"An Athens woman accused her husband's ex-wife of bigamy\" \"this would mean her husband also was married to more than one\" http://is.gd/d3AT7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 25 13:43:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"17014627157","full_text":"Sayeth AT&T, pt2: \"We'll only ship to your house, and you have to be there to sign for them. Whenever that is. Good luck.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 25 13:41:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"17014472841","full_text":"Sayeth AT&T: \"Your order did come in on time, but we don't have your phones. Don't know when we'll have them. No idea when you'll get them.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 25 02:48:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"16981902312","full_text":"I thought it was hot today until I saw the forecast for tomorrow. 102F.  http://twitpic.com/1zp7kr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 24 01:36:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"16892986546","full_text":"\"Your call is very important to us. Please try again later. Goodbye. *click*\" You're not even trying anymore, are you AT&T?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 23 12:49:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"16847345070","full_text":"The local paper isn't usually so blatant with the \"ha ha look at the hillbillies\" as this: http://is.gd/d0wdY (especially with the pics)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 23 01:31:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"16813976200","full_text":"Took the brats off, added stock & Atlanta Creamery creme freche, & a quick summer dinner of soup & sausage's made.  http://gdzl.la/8cDqsm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 23 01:23:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"16813463023","full_text":"Cooking down Backyard Harvest mushrooms & leeks & thought, gee, Nature's Harmony brats should be steamed on there.  http://gdzl.la/8cDjCY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 22 23:07:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"16805324713","full_text":"Ohmigosh the Tuesday afternoon farmers market is hot hot hot. Never been so glad my virtual market is doing so well. I couldn't take it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 22 22:30:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"16803230092","full_text":"At Trappeze's Malheur Brewery reception. Hope that's not gulf crude on these oysters.  http://gdzl.la/8cBoZj http://gdzl.la/8cy5nK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 22 20:57:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"16798165990","full_text":"Meatloaf panini with egg, marinated grilled veggies (including squash and arugula), & pepper jelly. And collards.  http://gdzl.la/8cAby3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 22 19:25:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"16792876625","full_text":"Abingdon, VA: \"Farmers form cooperative to offer locally produced meat\" http://is.gd/cZvTa","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 22 16:06:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"16781122104","full_text":"I love it when a cook encourages me to order off-menu. \"How about you make me something with the meatloaf?\" Can't wait to see what he does.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 22 03:28:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"16743688832","full_text":"Nothing like a family trip to Six Flags to make it feel like the longest day of the year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 22:43:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"16726712967","full_text":"So, Viv, what were your favorite rides today? \"The small ones that are safe.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 22:03:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"16724520574","full_text":"Since Batman apparently has the day off, Vivian took matters into her own hands.  http://gdzl.la/8cg73e","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 20:15:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"16718776193","full_text":"She was hoping to meet Batman, but she settled for the Flash.  http://gdzl.la/8cepfV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 02:56:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"16663543133","full_text":"You can find that recipe for calabacitas (onion, zucchini, tomato, corn) here: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/5038","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 02:25:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"16661725533","full_text":"Writing a recipe for calabacitas for my market's newsletter has me thinking of the Coyote Moon (Lemitar, NM) & now I'm hungry all over again","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 02:07:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"16660681234","full_text":"Here's a beautiful read in this week's Flagpole Magazine about @athlocallygrown's June Farmer for a Day event: http://is.gd/cX1Zh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 01:32:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"16658659537","full_text":"Viv got a free ticket to Six Flags for being a good reader. We're all going tomorrow & her free ticket'll cost us $80 admission & parking.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 21 00:36:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"16655512843","full_text":"The three of us ate ten ears of corn in 48 hours. Yes, I ate half of them. Yes, I could have eaten 'em all. Will have to buy more this week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 20 15:32:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"16624768987","full_text":"He's too humble to agree, but my dad's done more for educating kids than anyone I know. I'm very, very proud of him.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 20 15:27:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"16624440603","full_text":"This week my dad wraps up a 40 year career in public k-8 education. If there were more people like him, there wouldn't be an edu problem.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 20 01:09:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"16582431123","full_text":"Juniper rocking the pool party:  http://gdzl.la/8bJyhh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 19 21:58:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"16573589509","full_text":"\"Oh, you're Eric from Locally Grown? You must be rich. That's what I heard.\" Huh. Don't know what the think of that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 19 20:50:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"16570689828","full_text":"Used to be, you pooped your pants at a traffic stop it was just a story in the local paper. Now it's on the 'net forever. http://is.gd/cVI5I","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 19 20:15:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"16569084860","full_text":"Found a legitimate use for baconnaise. That, liquid smoke, a good dill pickle relish, and celery salt makes a dynamite deviled egg stuffing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 19 18:10:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"16562995263","full_text":"Just put three dozen eggs on the stove to boil. Bringing a whole mess of deviled eggs to the potluck tonight. http://post.ly/k3on","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 19 17:52:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"16562054724","full_text":"Untitled http://post.ly/k3j3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 19 03:37:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"16519092751","full_text":"Chops, corn on the cob, mashed taters w/ creme freche, chanterelles w/ onion & cream. All local but salt & pepper. http://gdzl.la/8bsLst","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 18 21:28:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"16499307269","full_text":"We had to destroy the village (of brown pelicans) in order to save it. http://is.gd/cUDcM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 18 16:21:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"16481665298","full_text":"The balance in my retirement savings account now equals one year's salary. So there's one year I can take it easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 17 03:44:29 +0000 2018","id_str":"986087980933709825","full_text":"It’s funny because it’s true. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/PDLComics/status/985937586249084930\">https://twitter.com/PDLComics/status/985937586249084930</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 15 23:46:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"16263829093","full_text":"AT&T's servers still are down, and now word comes that they're sold out. I've had an easier time buying a \"Bag of Crap\" from Woot.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 15 20:56:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"16254421403","full_text":"Didn't realize two people could play a violin at once, but this old timey band showed how it's done.  http://gdzl.la/8aEfiX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 15 19:38:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"16249024322","full_text":"After their servers crashed on me for the upteenth time today, AT&T asks if I want to take a \"customer satisfaction survey\". Yes, please!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 15 18:48:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"16245884476","full_text":"OK Go dances via time lapse photography in their latest video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2fpgpanZAw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 15 14:31:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"16228573707","full_text":"\"Therefore, FDA’s motion to dismiss is not well taken and it should be denied.\" Reading a great filing for the raw milk lawsuit I'm party to","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 14 19:14:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"16169910159","full_text":"Current heat index here: 114. C'mon, it's still technically spring! http://twitpic.com/1wt4zt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 14 14:09:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"16149959663","full_text":"BP claims they're blowing 25k barrels per day yet their recovery plan states they'll be capturing 60-80k bpd next month. How does that work?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 14 02:15:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"16114836671","full_text":"Teething baby is teething.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 13 14:22:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"16074405140","full_text":"We're harvesting onions over at Sundance Farm for our June \"Farmer for a Day\" event. Great day for it!  http://gdzl.la/89WPFP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 13 00:14:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"16038063859","full_text":"GF zucc muffins failed 5mins before had to leave for potluck. Threw another dish together, arrived a *week* early. Some days are like that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 11 21:10:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"15955851940","full_text":"This phrase found on the side of a pancake mix has exactly zero hits on Google. Really? What does it mean?  http://gdzl.la/89xBba","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 11 20:45:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"15954631759","full_text":"Former nominee for the New Jersey Governor's Teacher of the Year Award takes it to the governor of New Jersey: http://is.gd/cLTOW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 10 14:09:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"15852580740","full_text":"Oh, hey! The Carolina Chocolate Drops are playing Saturday night at the 40 Watt. http://www.carolinachocolatedrops.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 10 04:34:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"15826809533","full_text":"The 100s of tadpoles, pollywogs, & baby frogs in our wading pool are adorable. It's a terrible thing I just got the salt chlorinator working","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 09 17:11:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"15790311485","full_text":"\"deputy was dispatched to a burglary, where a woman said she arrived home to find that someone broke in and stole 20 DVDs and 19 Moon Pies\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 09 00:25:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"15743305525","full_text":"Dinner was quite good. Now that I know gluten free steamed dumplings can be had, they'll be even better next time. Pamela's Baking Mix FTW!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 08 23:35:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"15740456299","full_text":"Didn't win those 20 iPads for my farmers market. Guess I'll have to come up with a way of actually paying for some.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 08 23:25:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"15739947443","full_text":"Possibly ruining dinner by improvising a cross between chicken and dumplings and chicken pot pie. Level of difficulty: Gluten Free.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 08 22:19:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"15736242690","full_text":"Is it opposite day? This lady has gone straight in the turn lane the last three intersections and now has stopped for a green light.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 08 18:45:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"15724833217","full_text":"\"...the company has two fully inflated test modules in orbit already...\" Wha? http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/08/science/space/08space.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 08 18:27:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"15723881601","full_text":"Still waiting on a @square reader after a month and a half. If this video is representative, that might be a good thing: http://is.gd/cHxml","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 07 21:08:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"15656155521","full_text":"Few things make me feel as bad as cleaning out the fridge and seeing all that I have wasted. /me hangs head","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 07 20:36:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"15654553383","full_text":"Viv: \"What's the game you played 4 days ago called?\" Me: \"Civ\" V: \"Oh. I call it 'Boats in the Water & Some People Build Your Cities' game.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 06 16:27:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"15565966303","full_text":"It might be a good year for blackberries, if this one branch is any indication.  http://gdzl.la/889FC1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 05 22:48:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"15515883467","full_text":"We could have gone straight home, but the new Shrek movie was about to start.  So here we are.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 05 18:05:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"15502912624","full_text":"Vivian loves her mommy and her baby sister but not me because I'm \"too funny and easy to catch\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 05 17:50:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"15502127152","full_text":"It's another grand daddy-daughter-dinosaur day.  http://gdzl.la/87TnTj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 05 03:12:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"15461659241","full_text":"OMG Awesome surprise at the end of the best Drabblecast episode in a long time this week. Thanks for the shout-out, Norm! http://is.gd/cD7zm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 05 03:07:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"15461365812","full_text":"Bedtime snack of warm pain au chocolat (croissants with chocolate baked in the center). I love my third job. (Other jobs pretty great too.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 05 02:35:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"15459594953","full_text":"What the hell is going on in Arizona? Seriously, it's not funny anymore. http://is.gd/cD5Sl","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 05 01:18:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"15455297639","full_text":"First week of June. That means the synchronous fireflies are out! Nature is pretty awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 04 15:22:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"15422955808","full_text":"Clarksdale, MS area is a \"food desert\" (PBS: http://is.gd/cCtK8). Their online farmers market is one tool to change that: http://is.gd/cCtK7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 02 21:25:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"15277880816","full_text":"Welcome back, Mrs. Reynolds. I thought S4 of MAD MEN might jump to '64 or '66, but this is ridiculous. RT @scifisquad http://bit.ly/bxNUGb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 02 20:17:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"15274525612","full_text":"What is it about Erin & Erica Wagoner college students and their inability to remember their own gmail addresses?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 02 17:18:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"15265525769","full_text":"How about that. Dale Peterson came in dead last in the Repub primary for Alabama Ag Commissioner. Guess you need more than a flag and a gun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 02 14:06:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"15253505409","full_text":"\"I'm Alive, I love You, I'll See You in Reno\" by Vylar Kaftan: a love story that sings to the physicist in me. Beautiful. http://is.gd/czFfg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 02 00:01:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"15212797785","full_text":"Hold on. Douglas Adams couldn't get rights to Pink Floyd music for HHGTTG, but the Weather Channel can play it during \"Local on the 8s\"?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 01 19:51:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"15199588532","full_text":"What are the odds the first named tropical storm for the Atlantic will come roaring right through the gulf? Pretty good. http://is.gd/cyByr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 01 19:08:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"15197476539","full_text":"What a difference a few days make. Before/After:  http://gdzl.la/86SR8A http://gdzl.la/86PDV6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 01 17:56:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"15193829451","full_text":"Walking down the block to the barber shop. Apparently it's 1955.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 01 17:51:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"15193556280","full_text":"Folks at the #theoildrum channel on Freenode IRC are giving a play-by-play of the BP live video feed. Equal parts expert opinion & MST3K.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 01 13:17:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"15177032417","full_text":"This week's The Splendid Table is gold. Found new music (In The Dirt, Karen Savoca), book (Pig, James Villas), recipe (Charleston Hobotee).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 31 22:33:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"15136165299","full_text":"Nearing my record for the \"most different types of liquor consumed in one sitting\". This 50% off my tab coupon at Highwire is dangerous.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 31 22:23:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"15135675824","full_text":"The King's Ransom: Highwest Rye, Laphroaig 10, Carpano Antica Vermouth, Noilly Prat Dry Vermouth, Angostura Bitters http://gdzl.la/86xPst","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 31 20:55:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"15131536057","full_text":"Got a little booze in my grapefruit. No matter. Have to prevent the scurvy, don't you know.  http://gdzl.la/86zvsd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 31 15:42:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"15115375827","full_text":"The \"Terrapin Benedict\": Terrapin bread, corned beef, spinach, and poached eggs with bacon gravy.  http://gdzl.la/86ubJm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 31 01:25:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"15076493288","full_text":"Gluten-free strawberry muffins in the oven, later to be bases for strawberry shortcake. These strawberries are begging for something fancy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 30 20:48:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"15063622800","full_text":"Harvested the first heirloom zucchini of the summer. It's going into the cacciatore.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 30 19:26:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"15060088785","full_text":"Spent two hours programming at starbucks to save me an hour a week of work from here on out. A decent tradeoff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 30 16:08:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"15050309837","full_text":"\"A tomato cage in time saves countless hours of threading vines through wire.\" -- Poor Richard's Less Well Written But Equally True Almanac","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Sun May 30 15:28:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"15048043854","full_text":"My Sunday \"In the Garden\" series concludes: http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/6058/ #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 30 05:58:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"15023938025","full_text":"It's 2am? Yeah, Civ IV is just as addictive as the last time I played it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 30 01:12:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"15009701313","full_text":"I see kink has gone mainstream:  http://gdzl.la/863vhm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 29 23:53:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"15006056736","full_text":"Helping my boss turn 38 by going to his house, drinking his beer, and eating his food. Including the candied bacon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 29 20:56:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"14998131606","full_text":"It's a tadpole pool party! #moustachemay http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/5946/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 29 15:06:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"14979905580","full_text":"It took a 25 minute phone call, talking with four people, just to report a service outage with Verizon. Takes 25 seconds with the power co.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 29 01:50:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"14946250234","full_text":"Nature's Harmony steak and blue cheese, Lazy Willow potatoes, Double B mushrooms, McMullan Farm pecans, Veribest Farm onions. Tasty dinner!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 20:05:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"14929245545","full_text":"Sounds like no one knows what's happening down there. \"BP’s Effort to Plug Oil Leak Suspended a 2nd Time\" http://nyti.ms/cNxEQX via @nika7k","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 19:49:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"14928439005","full_text":"Great CNN story on the Athens \"Tour de Farm\", featuring several growers who sell through my market: http://is.gd/ctriF","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 17:11:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"14919885244","full_text":"Lots more details, including many video frames, from this morning's oil pipe blowout. So what's next? http://pasaudela.blogspot.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 16:46:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"14918402503","full_text":"Eating lunch for the first time at Food For The Soul, and now I feel like I wasted the last 13 years by not eating here sooner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 15:15:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"14912647292","full_text":"Holy crap! Take a look at these thousands of trucks/vans parked on an unused airfield in Florida. http://is.gd/cta6m","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 14:19:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"14909047415","full_text":"Here's video from about an hour ago of a mini-sub apparently investigating debris raining down. Looks like something blew http://is.gd/ct6cE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 13:44:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"14906857136","full_text":"Woah. Looked like I turned on the BP video feed just in time to watch everything explode. I hope that's not what I saw. http://is.gd/ct3GQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 12:30:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"14902842726","full_text":"Even landlubbers have to fear the kraken. #moustachemay http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/5771/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 10:21:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"14897203356","full_text":"Up for the last day of kindergarten. For the next ten weeks, I get an extra hour of sleep each night! *yawn*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 28 01:26:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"14873016958","full_text":"\"Snack cakes have a super creamy center, not a heart, but if I had a heart it would have been pounding like crazy!\" http://is.gd/cslFK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 27 18:07:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"14850719626","full_text":"Starting today we save 70 pages/week with automated checkouts at my farmers market! Need about 6 iPads, then can save another 350pgs/wk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 27 14:30:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"14838147498","full_text":"Amazing four minute time lapse video of six weeks of the shuttle Discovery prepping for launch. http://is.gd/crCVR (via @levarburton)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 26 14:15:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"14765815098","full_text":"\"I don't like this intense version of the fishstick. It's vulgar.\" Wow, it's been two years already? http://youtube.com/watch?v=5QvIa0NEYO8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 26 12:09:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"14758760641","full_text":"\"Athens Locally Grown tour lets you be a farmer for a day\" http://www.onlineathens.com/stories/052610/liv_644501010.shtml","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 26 11:13:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"14756250823","full_text":"Did you know that by 2011, the United States will have 10 million more jobs than workers? This guy does.  http://gdzl.la/85biuh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 25 23:36:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"14724917560","full_text":"First burgers of the season. Tink's beef, Luna Bakery buns, and Nature's Harmony Farm blue cheese. Nothing else needed!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 25 13:01:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"14691157127","full_text":"I can't believe that this is Vivian's last week of Kindergarten. http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/4638243311/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 24 13:32:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"14623217590","full_text":"I think I need a body transplant. Have they invented those yet? Does my insurance cover them?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 23 03:35:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"14533890736","full_text":"The more I drive this TDI Jetta, and the faster I drive it, the better its gas mileage. This, I like.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 23 00:25:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"14524621670","full_text":"Shakespeare on the lawn in Roswell.  http://gdzl.la/84cq7d","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 23 00:02:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"14523615651","full_text":"Made it to Roswell in time to see the North Fulton Drama Club's outdoor production of A Comedy of Errors. Reminds me of theater in Socorro.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 22 22:06:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"14518801004","full_text":"No #moustachemay site theme today. Good thing, because I'm exhausted. http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4863/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 22 21:49:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"14518137350","full_text":"Got the frame all up! Still have to tighten things and let the concrete dry, so the tarp will go up in a few days.  http://gdzl.la/84aNv3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 22 19:38:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"14512580424","full_text":"Hmmmm. Now what?  http://gdzl.la/846dot","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 22 18:40:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"14509893802","full_text":"Four hours later, we're almost ready to mount the structure onto the building.  http://gdzl.la/845yyn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 22 16:08:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"14501968326","full_text":"Building an awning. Can cross that off my life list now. Well, after I make a life list.  http://gdzl.la/843NCz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 21 18:35:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"14445578193","full_text":"The iTeleport app for my iPad cost $25, but it added a couple thousand dollars in value to the device. http://www.iteleportmobile.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 21 11:15:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"14421301205","full_text":"Today is the one day where photoshopping is allowed at #moustachemay http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4649/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 21 01:05:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"14395899098","full_text":"It's The HEAP's third birthday. Best funk for many, many miles!  http://gdzl.la/83Hnnc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 20 15:20:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"14367766690","full_text":"FedEx just delivered packages \"1 of 1\", \"2 of 1\", and \"3 of 1\". Math is hard.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 20 13:40:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"14361771439","full_text":"Every day, we lose 12,000+ sq pixels of cursor forest – an area the size of Texas on a medium-resolution map of the USA. http://is.gd/chv0Z","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 20 13:28:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"14361083929","full_text":"Who knew it was standard practice to spray fruit trees with a \"highly toxic\" chemical to thin fruit? http://is.gd/chugM http://is.gd/chugN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 20 13:14:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"14360320903","full_text":"This year's regional apple crop is almost completely lost, made worse by \"chemical thinners which is a normal procedure\" http://is.gd/chtnd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 20 10:48:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"14353400820","full_text":"Person creates an account with us, then files a spam complaint about our confirmation email, which Hotmail then uses against us. Senseless.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 20 10:31:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"14352785738","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: \"Office Shenanigans\" http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4451/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 19 19:53:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"14313114222","full_text":"Guess I'm not taking credit card payments tomorrow. @square reader, supposedly mailed 1st Class nine days ago, still hasn't arrived.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 18 22:53:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"14255310717","full_text":"Uninstalled iStat Menu. Wasn't ready to upgrade and the incessant nagging (despite the prominent \"Skip This Version\" button) was too much.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 18 21:53:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"14252305996","full_text":"For the first time ever, Vivian wrote all over herself with ink. She's covered in... addition equations. No question, she's my kid.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 18 21:02:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"14249901568","full_text":"Things I'm not fond of, #84 in a series: Coming home to find the upright freezer door standing open.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 18 10:16:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"14218973187","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: \"Monochrome\" http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/4081/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 17 23:15:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"14189825289","full_text":"OH: \"You heard of REM, the rock band? Well, they put this place on the cover of one of their magazines.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 17 15:44:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"14168340518","full_text":"\"Dale Peterson, I do not support your agenda, but I commend you for the most unstoppable commercial I've seen this year\" http://is.gd/cdhl1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon May 17 12:19:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"14157688001","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: \"Like a Movie\" http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/3893/ Just another day in the life...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 17 02:07:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"14134287872","full_text":"Sweet serenade of canning lids popping and sealing shut. Ended up with just over a gallon of jam. That'll last us a couple months, probably.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 17 00:20:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"14128953573","full_text":"Something magical happens when strawberries and rhubarb join. I've just started making this jam & already I want to eat it all with a spoon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun May 16 23:29:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"14126494622","full_text":"Making strawberry jam tonight, but my canning pot is AWOL. Giving up the search to use several small pots instead. Jam's got to be made.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 01 03:40:23 +0000 2022","id_str":"1576054391039315968","full_text":"Athens’ most eclectic music festival (and that’s saying something) happens on Sunday. Porchfest 2022, taking place over 150 venues all on one afternoon: <a href=\"https://www.historicathens.com/porchfest\">https://www.historicathens.com/porchfest</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 28 17:17:29 +0000 2022","id_str":"1575172860251111425","full_text":"Someone used my kid's SSN to file a fraudulent tax return for 2021 (IRS mailed a check instead of direct depositing). Maximizing how much a pain in the ass this is, my kid both moved away to college and turned 18 a few weeks ago, so they'll have to handle much of this themselves.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 24 17:46:52 +0000 2022","id_str":"1573730702075518976","full_text":"So much this. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/1573066105815715840\">https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/1573066105815715840</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 24 05:54:57 +0000 2022","id_str":"1573551544066347008","full_text":"Did 22,000 steps today and went through the best haunted house I’ve ever seen. Twice. An entire 1890s New England fishing village including docks and boats, with a raging thunderstorm, all built from scratch in a soundstage. Amazing detail and craftspersonship.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 23:28:42 +0000 2022","id_str":"1573454338881617932","full_text":"@janabelle_acnh Still, my kids think I’m famous *and* cool because of this one happenstacial thing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 21:02:16 +0000 2022","id_str":"1573417489366761484","full_text":"Three. I was in “Nerdcore Rising” with Weird Al Yankovic who was in “Tapeheads” with Tim Robbins who was in “Mystic River” with Kevin Bacon. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/heatherdino09/status/1572241924437819398\">https://twitter.com/heatherdino09/status/1572241924437819398</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 05:28:58 +0000 2022","id_str":"1573182615208738817","full_text":"I drove for eight hours today and still managed to get 17000 steps in. #ThemeParkLyfe","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 15 04:24:36 +0000 2018","id_str":"985373299571085313","full_text":"Quite possibly the best Rube Goldberg machine I’ve ever seen. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/985352071212810240\">https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/985352071212810240</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 14 22:31:25 +0000 2018","id_str":"985284415571054600","full_text":"Getting in a little bit of therapy today. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/985284415571054600-Daxu2J-VMAAoA8E.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/985284415571054600-Daxu2J-VMAAoA8E.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 13 22:29:15 +0000 2018","id_str":"984921483737812992","full_text":"I was extremely lucky, even by my “he’s got all the luck” standards, to end up here. Come join me for the summer? <a href=\"https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/984920035318644736\">https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/984920035318644736</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 18:11:46 +0000 2018","id_str":"984494298312867840","full_text":"Making a happier life for myself, one small step at a time. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/984494298312867840-DamgU6oUQAADuTu.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/984494298312867840-DamgU6oUQAADuTu.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 10 14:07:22 +0000 2018","id_str":"983708018947887105","full_text":"Well, there’s my September plans sorted. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/TolkienSociety/status/983616157876932608\">https://twitter.com/TolkienSociety/status/983616157876932608</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 16 22:01:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"14122406696","full_text":"Viv asked for home made chicken nuggets & mashed potatoes because mine are \"much better than when the school chefs make it\". Done and done!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 16 19:11:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"14115047370","full_text":"Lady at the grocery store had eyes tattooed on her boobs. Maybe to deter predators, like an Io Moth? Moth, not boobs: http://is.gd/cbXHO","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 16 15:32:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"14104442754","full_text":"It tried to be a bit hopeful, but the takeaway I got from this great article on the Conflicker worm: the war's been lost. http://is.gd/cbGO7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 15 22:30:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"14061857058","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: \"Pizza Party\" http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/3585/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 15 13:06:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"14036023888","full_text":"Viv and I are on our way to Darby Farm for @athlocallygrown's first \"Farmer for a Day\" event of the season.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 15 00:02:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"14005389835","full_text":"My god. If I knew fresh fava beans tasted this incredible, my garden would be full of them. Next year, it will.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 14 23:47:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"14004651096","full_text":"Shelled a bunch of fava beans for the first time. Double peeling process is easy, but laborius. Will be yummy tho!  http://gdzl.la/82aFY9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 14 20:16:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"13995305191","full_text":"I am now the proud owner of a custom-made 40x18ft awning. Not, however, the proud owner of any of the needed hardware. Maybe next weekend.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 14 13:52:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"13977507132","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: The Future. http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/3318/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 14 02:48:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"13951522992","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: \"share something you're doing now\". I'm care taking for some beautiful fish: http://is.gd/c8cGN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 13 22:14:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"13937613809","full_text":"No state agents today. For once I'm glad my hunch was wrong.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 13 14:04:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"13915653970","full_text":"Based on little things I've heard going around, I wouldn't be surprised to have to deal with some state ag agents today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 12 23:11:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"13877832487","full_text":"My first drive to ATL in the new car for the Ruby user group meeting. What I learned here allowed me to buy it, so the ride was extra sweet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed May 12 18:21:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"13864842817","full_text":"I was so sleepy this morning that I forgot to put on a belt. Had to eat an extra big lunch so I would actually fill my britches.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 12 12:12:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"13847499235","full_text":"Jody Hardin, a \"mover & shaker\" in AR, uses locallygrown.net to \"drive a new, totally revolutionary local food system.\" http://is.gd/c5HIM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 11 20:36:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"13808070599","full_text":"A new downtown Athens Farmers Market is open a block from my office (at Little Kings). I just ate a pint of strawberries while walking back.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 11 18:28:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"13802515559","full_text":"All the traditional farmers markets in the area opened this week, so sales at Athens Locally Grown are down about 15%. It'll climb back up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 11 17:37:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"13800273745","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: (Choco) Taco Tuesday! http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2638/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 10 20:44:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"13746847176","full_text":"I've pretty much broke the bank buying new shelves for Athens Locally Grown. Hopefully I'd balanced the checkbook correctly...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 10 18:55:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"13742392956","full_text":"Swift Level Farm in Lewisburg WV is \"a picture of the future of farming\", partly because of their online sales to locals: http://is.gd/c34nT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 10 14:33:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"13729766712","full_text":"Today's #moustachemay site theme: \"Caption Fodder\": http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2388/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 09 16:01:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"13674862825","full_text":"Just another day in the garden. http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/2173/ #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 08 15:38:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"13614549005","full_text":"Baked my 1st loaf of gluten free bread last night so we could have French toast breakfast  http://gdzl.la/7ZxTs7 http://gdzl.la/7ZuHgT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 07 16:50:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"13558360177","full_text":"Madison WI show on the 17th: it is 18+, and Whoremoans will rap there with me, and tix are online http://bit.ly/bdWBhc /via @mc_frontalot","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 07 16:32:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"13557497875","full_text":"Yeah, the KFC Double Down has got nothing on this.  http://gdzl.la/7ZkZ9w","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 07 16:19:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"13556874164","full_text":"Me: Are you making &lt;redacteds&gt; today? Him: Oh, uh, yeah, let me warn you. It's totally ridiculous. I just made it up in my head. Me: Sold.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 07 15:43:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"13555142106","full_text":"I left a mark. http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/1714/ #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 07 14:40:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"13552124357","full_text":"Spent two hours doing emergency network hardware switchouts and rewiring. All before my first cup of coffee. Can I call it a day?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 06 13:15:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"13486706220","full_text":"A preview of this potentially controversial report can be found here: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/06/opinion/06kristof.html?ref=opinion","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 06 13:14:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"13486654818","full_text":"A gov panel today will officially recommend giving \"preference to food grown without pesticides, chemical fertilizers and growth hormones.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu May 06 12:08:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"13483588106","full_text":"Foggy Bottom Flare http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/1427/ #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 05 21:50:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"13449317880","full_text":"Spent $600 on 360 sq ft of additional portable shelving for @athlocallygrown. We may be the densest farmers market in the country.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 05 20:29:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"13445735604","full_text":"I've thought for years we had a community of highly endangered fish living on our property. Now radio tags confirm it. http://is.gd/bVOXr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 05 12:42:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"13424059698","full_text":"Is it \"Waterfall Wednesday\"? http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/1168/ #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 05 00:53:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"13395003596","full_text":"People were seriously taking screen grabs of twitter posts to embed them on their website? Have they never heard of copy & paste? It's text.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue May 04 19:53:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"13381228649","full_text":"The audiobook version of John Hodgman's \"The Areas of my Expertise\" includes him reading off a list of hobo names for an hour. So so good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 04 15:39:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"13370426104","full_text":"\"I know he’s an American citizen but still.\" A leading congressional Repub shows his true feelings on the constitution: http://is.gd/bTLM5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 04 14:04:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"13366191088","full_text":"Working at home today, by myself. So very, very quiet! Time to crank up the Bosstones, I think.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 04 13:49:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"13365508691","full_text":"Moustache May the fourth be with you. http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/899/ #moustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 03 10:44:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"13298710749","full_text":"April showers bring May flowers, and May flowers bring June honey! http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/609/ #mustachemay","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 03 04:30:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"13286976261","full_text":"Verizon's policy of blindly metering their customers cost me another couple hundred dollars this month. Could have prevented it, had I seen.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 03 04:24:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"13286767223","full_text":"I despise the fact that Verizon charges by the megabyte but that the counter they provide their users is anywhere from 2 to 5 days old.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 02 21:43:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"13267840049","full_text":"Haven't made lasagna in forever, but found some gluten free noodles made by Tinkyada that worked great. So excited! http://gdzl.la/7Y1NYa","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 02 21:11:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"13266453248","full_text":"Vivian and I just made a (mostly local) ten pound lasagna together. That'll feed us for a few days. Through my lunch tomorrow, at any rate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 02 17:24:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"13256585966","full_text":"I'm a hands-off bee keeper. So hands off that I had to clean an old bird's nest out of my veil. Bees were happy to see me. Needed the room.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 02 17:07:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"13255813082","full_text":"We've got several acres of wild blackberries suddenly in bloom, so it's time to add a couple more honey supers to the bee hive.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 02 14:35:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"13248570841","full_text":"Mustache May 2nd: In Which I Embark on a New Series of Sunday Photos http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/349/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 01 21:08:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"13208536368","full_text":"Here's the existing mural on the same wall I was trying to match stylistically.  http://gdzl.la/7XLAcu","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 01 21:06:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"13208466934","full_text":"The mural is complete!  http://gdzl.la/7XHijM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 01 21:06:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"13208449484","full_text":"More mural progress.  http://gdzl.la/7XHhVx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 01 17:37:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"13199981547","full_text":"Mural's coming along nicely.  http://gdzl.la/7XECRT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 01 16:58:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"13198176910","full_text":"Mustache May has begun! http://moustachemay.com/staches/ewagoner/27/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 01 15:23:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"13193497987","full_text":"The weather's holding up and we're painting:  http://gdzl.la/7XG8GU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 01 12:25:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"13185525690","full_text":"On my way to Ben's Bikes to paint a mural for @athlocallygrown. Care to join me?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 30 22:44:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"13154516649","full_text":"The muttonchops have to go tonight, for tomorrow is the 1st of Mustache May.  http://gdzl.la/7XuWm4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 30 16:37:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"13138451750","full_text":"Filling my car with cans of paint. We'll see how well I handle a brush and paint while up on the tall ladder tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 30 15:01:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"13133700916","full_text":"\"Slow federal response threatens to turn oil spill into Obama's 'Katrina'\" The free market's abdicating, then? Time to nationalize oil rigs?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 30 02:25:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"13104894210","full_text":"All done. The ladder held.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 30 01:54:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"13103309718","full_text":"Tall ladder is tall.  http://gdzl.la/7Xnido","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 30 01:36:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"13102429386","full_text":"It's at times like this, when I'm 25 feet up a ladder drawing a mural at 9:30 at night, that I think I could've led a less interesting life.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 29 14:07:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"13070467951","full_text":"For the first time in maybe two years, I've made it through my backlog of podcasts. Time to tackle the two weeks' worth of audiobooks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 29 00:45:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"13038617274","full_text":"Entered a 200 word essay contest to win 20 iPads for Athens Locally Grown. I think I made a strong case.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 28 20:10:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"13025716513","full_text":"Meri-Mac's mother's making Mari-Mac marry me. My mother's making me marry Meri-Mac. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDCYoHLg2TI","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 28 18:35:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"13021415587","full_text":"\"The World’s Most Difficult Roasted Chicken Recipe\" http://is.gd/bLVzv and Ruth Bourdain's rather bawdy corollaries: http://is.gd/bLVzw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 28 16:58:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"13016965498","full_text":"The FDA has responded to the lawsuit I'm a plaintiff on. Their response is predictable & includes at least one untruth: http://is.gd/bLODn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 28 11:22:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"13000797100","full_text":"\"An unhappy marriage cannot bear the loss of a much cherished donkey.\" Lyssa the Dragon Slayer, \"Sun's East, Moon's West\" http://is.gd/bLltD","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 27 23:32:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"12972162563","full_text":"Tonight I'm building a point of sale checkout system for my farmers market software, optimized for an iPad.  http://gdzl.la/7WQcpn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 27 15:12:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"12949877440","full_text":"Completely revamped my hodgepodge of CSS to use the 960.gs grid last night. Hopefully my users won't revolt. It doesn't look exactly alike.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 27 01:44:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"12918558019","full_text":"My new favorite \"nachos\" use pierogies instead of chips. Sauteed in butter and onions until crisp, served with salsa and sour cream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 27 01:27:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"12917688792","full_text":"I guess if the science fiction channel can show pro wrestling, then BBC America can show Star Trek. Why the heck not.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 26 03:08:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"12860356953","full_text":"It took 17 minutes for sales at my farmers market to match the sales for this entire week three years ago. I'm hanging on tight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 24 20:26:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"12781941160","full_text":"It's rainy and muddy, but the fiddler and piper found a dry place to play. The pork's almost off the smoke, too.  http://yfrog.us/5com8z","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 23 14:19:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"12704505396","full_text":"Old Timey Seed Swap tomorrow -- one of my favorite events of the year. http://is.gd/bEXcD And, right on cue, thunderstorms are forecast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 22 14:26:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"12641815615","full_text":"The weird self-referential title is in itself integral to the story. A very fun read/listen: http://is.gd/bDAjb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 22 14:25:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"12641749523","full_text":"The story \"Biographical Notes to 'A Discourse on the Nature of Causality, with Air-planes' by Benjamin Rosenbaum\" by Benjamin Rosenbaum: A++","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 22 03:13:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"12616301028","full_text":"Added a new locallygrown.net feature allowing me to skip printing 80 page report tomorrow. Even at 4-up double sided, that's too much paper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 21 20:26:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"12596078874","full_text":"Dolapdere Big Gang (Turkish Roma band covering western hits) push all my music buttons: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McDoisLBXeI","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 21 18:38:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"12591515294","full_text":"Here's a great article on Orlando's Homegrown Organic Local Food Co-op (who are using my software to drive their market): http://is.gd/bCpBY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 20 23:08:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"12542869407","full_text":"Find the title, sold the car. Glad I don't need to start building a four car garage. Would've looked ridiculous with the box truck in there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 20 17:35:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"12528343358","full_text":"Now *where* did I put the title to the old car?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 20 14:06:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"12517984276","full_text":"Dreamed in code last night. Woke up and made an eight year old headache go away in a couple hours and 20 lines of programming.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 20 01:41:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"12489028685","full_text":"Just today, @athlocallygrown sales are double that of the entire week last year, 5x the week two years ago, 20x the week three years ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 19 18:39:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"12469830160","full_text":"Due to an amusing set of circumstances, I just got my keys and manuals. My owner's manual has an owner's manual:  http://gdzl.la/7UNszY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 19 04:06:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"12437174648","full_text":"I think I showed great restraint by staying home and getting things done instead of spending the entire weekend driving das Auto around.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 19 03:10:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"12434654175","full_text":"\"How the Internet Has Changed How We Eat\" A new parent's testimonial for a locallygrown.net market in Arkansas http://is.gd/byMtr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 18 19:55:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"12414738581","full_text":"A young Athens couple is making fresh sausages from local meats & herbs. I got to sample one, and can't wait for them to get their licenses!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 18 02:46:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"12375202920","full_text":"\"Three Cheers for Farmer's Market Season\" in Tulsa, OK, and for Clean Food Tulsa's \"amazing online ordering system\": http://is.gd/bxCaV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 18 02:41:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"12374934861","full_text":"Found on a forum via Google alert: \"Check it out, locallygrown.net No I am not a paid endorser, with a product this good, it sells itself!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 17 02:07:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"12317904092","full_text":"Because I'm a sentimental old man, the first album I played in das Auto was Paul Simon's Graceland.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 16 20:03:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"12301834732","full_text":"The standing desk has many advantages, but one of the best is being able to dance while I type. I'll dance this JDOM away yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 16 17:01:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"12293647198","full_text":"Me: \"I'd like this special off your website.\" Her: \"Our website is way out of date. You know how those computer geeks are.\" You've no idea.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 16 16:14:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"12291289214","full_text":"Pushing pennies from this pile to that pile so that later on tonight I can push them all over to their pile.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 16 14:23:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"12285396881","full_text":"\"Another End of the Empire\" is a great short story by Tim Pratt that plays with the convention of the evil fantasy despot http://is.gd/bvAlL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 15 18:38:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"12237849864","full_text":"I've been plotting and planning for over five years, and it looks like the time has come and tomorrow I'll get to \"sign and drive\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 14 15:20:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"12168610815","full_text":"My unplugged desk phone was ringing, which was pretty freaky. Until I discovered I'd only unplugged the handset. Old tech is hard.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 14 03:55:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"12143821486","full_text":"Drunk neighbor on his mufflerless tractor bush hogging the property line at midnight. Country life isn't all peace and quiet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 14 01:51:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"12137724656","full_text":"A few years ago, none of the local growers had anything to sell in April. This week, we set an all-time sales record. No more off season!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 14 01:19:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"12136041396","full_text":"Nearly missed a Metafilter thread about building an earthen pizza oven. http://is.gd/brFXS Of course, I had to weigh in: http://is.gd/brFX1","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 13 17:37:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"12115581655","full_text":"My customers with hotmail addresses tell me they're missing lots of email, not just mine. Many moving to gmail. MS getting out of email biz?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 13 03:39:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"12084274080","full_text":"Yeah, @mc_frontalot has really tightened his show since I saw him on his first show of his first tour.  http://gdzl.la/7T6F8n","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 06 16:36:31 +0000 2018","id_str":"982295999682138114","full_text":"I guess this gives me enough time to wean myself off Twitter altogether. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/chockenberry/status/982285605932482560\">https://twitter.com/chockenberry/status/982285605932482560</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 05 01:33:01 +0000 2018","id_str":"981706240286961664","full_text":"Wouldn’t have guessed the topic of Stalin’s sudden death and the purge of his secret police apparatus would make for a good comedy, but then that’s why I don’t greenlight films.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 02 13:56:28 +0000 2018","id_str":"980806173313126401","full_text":"Tomorrow I’m doing something that shouldn’t scare me, but does.  A very strong argument could be made that I should have done this forty years ago, but I’m counting on the fact that it’s never too late to seek professional help and so in the morning I’ll be seeing a psychiatrist.","favorite_count":"18","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 30 01:33:21 +0000 2018","id_str":"979531996383805442","full_text":"Holy crap. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/979458912419131393\">https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/979458912419131393</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 29 03:21:15 +0000 2018","id_str":"979196763893587968","full_text":"I’ve just realized my inner voice is the DJ at Fallout 4’s Diamond City Radio. <br><br>I wondered where he went off to when I can manage to get him to shut up for a while.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 13 01:49:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"12079082836","full_text":"A twelve player game of Hassle: The Dorkening has broken out pre-show. Frontalot greeted me by name, which was odd. And cool in a nerdy way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 13 00:23:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"12074717653","full_text":"A little pre-show music with my martini:  http://gdzl.la/7T7pds","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 12 21:53:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"12067839223","full_text":"Watched @mc_frontalot load into the 40 Watt from my office window. Now I've got to hang out for three hours until the doors open.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 12 21:15:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"12066369547","full_text":"Giardini Trattoria (Columbus, NC) is a restaurant, catering company, organic garden, & now a 2nd-generation style of CSA: http://is.gd/bq2Sx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 12 21:04:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"12065908032","full_text":"Used to work here. Not once did agents of the empire come visit. http://is.gd/bq2n0 http://is.gd/bq2n2 http://is.gd/bq2n1 http://is.gd/bq2n3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 11 17:19:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"12000629608","full_text":"Here's one five year old who's as happy as could be.  http://gdzl.la/7SFiQ9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 10 17:33:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"11947661391","full_text":"Planting time is one of the best times of the garden. No weeds, no bugs, and unlimited potential.  http://gdzl.la/7Sp87y","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 10 17:26:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"11947369316","full_text":"V: \"Look at my Liopleurodon skeleton!\" Me: \"Wow! Are you a paleontologist?\" V: \"A little bit, yeah.\"  http://gdzl.la/7Sp3jN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 10 00:03:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"11908730032","full_text":"Let the good times roll!  http://gdzl.la/7SbKMZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 09 22:17:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"11904230487","full_text":"\"pistachio manhattan: maker's mark bourbon, dumante pistachio liqueur, & carpano antica formula vermouth\" Tasty!  http://gdzl.la/7Se4HL","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 08 00:17:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"11794769865","full_text":"Hotmail can bite me. \"We're blocking your email because...\" (I followed up and came up clean) \"... but we can deliver your email for $2000.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 07 13:43:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"11756938308","full_text":"20 yrs ago, I pretended to be a census agent to squirt a guy w/ water gun on campus, playing \"The Assassination Game\". Today, I'd be jailed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 07 04:35:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"11739378787","full_text":"It's a beautiful night for running around outside nekkid. I imagine it would be, anyway. I'm not one for running around.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 07 02:25:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"11733437483","full_text":"I will take the ring, though I do not know the way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 07 01:09:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"11729711989","full_text":"Family comes back home tomorrow! I ought to make the place look like I did more than just catch up on my accounting. Which is what I did.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 07 00:25:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"11727599591","full_text":"Been quite a while since I've dealt with a crazy hostile customer. At least this time it was only via email.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 21:57:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"11720740261","full_text":"Here are a few pics of the pollen haze. It's unreal.  http://gdzl.la/7Rvfi3 http://gdzl.la/7Rvfjy http://gdzl.la/7Rvf5s","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 21:37:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"11719901887","full_text":"I've been in desert sandstorms less dense than today's pollen fog. This is crazy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 21:23:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"11719335737","full_text":"This critique of Bakshi's LotR has 53 valid points, but I'm going to watch my new DVD tonight because I like it anyway. http://is.gd/bhFk4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 17:45:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"11709943161","full_text":"Warner Brothers offers a free digital copy of many of their movies with DVD purchase. Yay! Not compatible with iTunes, Macs, or iPods. Boo!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 03:04:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"11677184231","full_text":"Bedtime snack of mango, pineapple, & habanero yogurt made by a guy I know. Maybe I've a childlike sense of wonder, but life's pretty sweet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 01:33:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"11672779349","full_text":"Madison WI folks, a movie I'm in that's not about nerds premiers in Madison on Saturday: http://is.gd/bgjXv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 06 01:26:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"11672455196","full_text":"Nothing quite like watching a film on REM in a small room with a bunch of people who are also in the film. 18 year old me is very jealous.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 05 23:23:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"11666602092","full_text":"Settling in for the R.E.M. 30th anniversary retrospective documentary at Cine with Bell's Double Cream Stout and Reese's Pieces in hand.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 05 18:30:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"11654105417","full_text":"Any other locals planning on seeing the R.E.M. Retrospective movie at Cine tonight? http://athenscine.com/showing/details.php?id=532","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 05 17:13:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"11650803851","full_text":"I'm not usually one to brag, but lord almighy:  http://gdzl.la/7R8SFs","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 05 16:38:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"11649203934","full_text":"Use caution when using your new iPad as a flashlight! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHmYV_xgkns (Thanks Frank, and nurse those toes.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 05 13:52:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"11642266538","full_text":"So none of the rumor mills have sussed out a better date than \"late April\", have they?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 05 03:02:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"11621208546","full_text":"My Easter meatloaf. I might not be starting a new tradition, but I'll be eating mighty good sandwiches this week.  http://gdzl.la/7QUqE8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 04 23:56:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"11612743140","full_text":"Home alone for Easter dinner. Nothing fancy, just a meatloaf of chevon, lamb, and pork.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 04 20:59:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"11605600672","full_text":"Spent the last few hours in the garden while listening to This American Life. I'm covered in sweat, dirt & ant bites, & am very, very happy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 04 05:21:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"11572823755","full_text":"MC Frontalot's coming to town! http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/4488323219/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 04 03:58:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"11569456148","full_text":"The improvisations between Justin Long and Brandon Routh in the deleted scenes on the Zack and Miri DVD are worth the price by themselves.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 04 00:49:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"11561296160","full_text":"My chicken fried steak, taters, collards, & gravy. (especially for @gtcaz)  http://gdzl.la/7QCbzs","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 04 00:04:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"11559491619","full_text":"Video from the REM 30 party last night, including all the songs from the awesome The Heap and a couple from Cindy Wilson: http://is.gd/bdhik","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 03 20:15:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"11551249956","full_text":"I'm the only one at home who eats chicken fried steak. I'm also the only one at home, so for dinner: chicken fried steak.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 03 19:03:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"11548656371","full_text":"Taking a gardening break to go visit the Folklife in Georgia Festival, down the road in Danielsville: http://is.gd/bcZTP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 03 18:35:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"11547616558","full_text":"No, I'm not getting an iPad delivered today. I have plans for using it at the farmers market, so I ordered the 3G model, out in a few weeks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 03 05:30:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"11520623751","full_text":"1:30am and I'm up committing a bug fix. And still a 45 minute drive home to go. Better get going, I suppose.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 03 04:11:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"11517594292","full_text":"Cindy Wilson (B-52s) just sang a great \"Losing My Religion\", a song she says helped her out a great deal after she lost her brother Ricky.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 03 02:27:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"11513109362","full_text":"R.E.M. done with a couple basses, keyboards, and a horn section: fantastic! Thank you, The Heap!  http://gdzl.la/7QkNLr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 02 21:10:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"11500684599","full_text":"Heading over to the Highwire Lounge for some gin and olives before the REM birthday party. Got to have a good dinner, don'tyouknow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 02 18:28:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"11494376110","full_text":"I'm not looking for VC money, but I bet I could have stirred up some buzz at this conference last week had I heard of it. http://is.gd/bbzdV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 02 17:13:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"11490978015","full_text":"Then will he strip his tees and show his scars, and say \"these wounds I had on iPad's Day.\" http://is.gd/bbu7p /via @fitzage","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 02 13:05:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"11479198422","full_text":"Not content with unearned senior discounts, I'm now going for the \"dude, you're from the olden days\" discount.  http://gdzl.la/7Qckrn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 02 00:24:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"11452425813","full_text":"How many grapefruits does it take to squeeze a quart of juice? Whatever the answer, that's how many are in my belly. Mmmmmm!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 01 18:07:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"11437497107","full_text":"Showing once again they have more money than sense, the frat neighbors are building a big $$$ party privacy fence.  http://gdzl.la/7Q5Zgy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 01 01:48:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"11399278221","full_text":"Printed checks for all of the growers for market tomorrow. There's an hour a week saved from here on out. Now to built it into the website.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 01 00:22:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"11395256967","full_text":"\"A Salute to Some Rabbits\" (Dancing Rabbit Ecovillage in Missouri, that is): http://is.gd/b8Yu5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 31 21:48:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"11388662782","full_text":"So Hotmail is suddenly losing every bit of email I sent it. I know, right? People still use Hotmail?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 31 19:29:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"11382826410","full_text":"Just discovered email from one of my accounts wasn't being forwarded to my combined inbox for the past two weeks. Have a lot to catch up on.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 31 17:22:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"11377336373","full_text":"Hard to get consistency from my recipes needing \"a box of girl scout cookies.\" Boxes shrink each year. Tho, they're all \"open box then eat.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 31 14:04:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"11367831281","full_text":"R.E.M. turns 30, and yeah, on Friday there's going to be a party: http://flagpole.com/Weekly/Features/TheREM30Celebration-31Mar10","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 30 20:08:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"11326125782","full_text":"Yay!!! RT @mc_frontalot: Just added an Athens GA show! It is on 4/12 and you will come to it. All current dates are at http://frontalot.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 30 18:11:06 +0000 2010","id_str":"11321128153","full_text":"My wife & daughters are going to Florida for a few days for spring break this weekend. I'll stay home. Probably catch up on my accounting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 30 02:39:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"11285980050","full_text":"This real live Turning machine is a thing of beauty, and really solidifies that I'm not a hardware guy. http://aturingmachine.com/index.php","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 29 21:20:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"11270731174","full_text":"I ordered the secret meal at the Farm Cart. It was really quite something.  http://gdzl.la/7PkGN6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 29 18:05:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"11262199249","full_text":"A video of my Georgia Organics Conference presentation on Athens Locally Grown is now online: http://vimeo.com/10523680 #GOConf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 29 14:02:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"11250327014","full_text":"\"Jesus wanted us to stay alive using equipment.\" I think a particular Christian militia group needs to hire a better copy writer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 29 13:02:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"11247718572","full_text":"There was a super-thin layer of super-thick fog this morn. Couldn't see 10 feet in front, but there was a clear sky full of stars up above.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 29 00:53:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"11222075180","full_text":"If I get hit by a bus or something, I want Todd Lister (Veribest Farm) to give my eulogy. Watch the video I'm working on, & you'll see why.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 29 00:49:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"11221898058","full_text":"Finished editing an hour-long video of the presentation I gave at the Georgia Organics conference. It'll go online tomorrow. #GOConf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 28 21:34:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"11213810846","full_text":"Oh, hello Tornado Watch! I guess that's why the sky got so dark all of a sudden.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 28 21:24:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"11213398087","full_text":"Just finishing a half pound of local applewood smoked mozzarella (now available through @athlocallygrown). Guess I can forgo dinner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 28 21:09:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"11212845143","full_text":"I pulled a weed out of one of my raised beds that had a root mass bigger than me. I *may* have let it keep growing for too long.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 28 01:29:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"11171789375","full_text":"You know, when your cupcake is \"25 times the size of a regular cupcake\" you no longer have a cupcake. You have a cake. Words have meanings.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 26 02:11:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"11066865476","full_text":"Brigham Young had a glorious beard. Students at BYU may not, unless they get a doctor's recommendation and more. http://is.gd/aZxao","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 26 01:36:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"11065233445","full_text":"Juniper's birth bill arrived. $3000, of which we owe $300. Much better than Vivian's $60,000. I still owe $30k on that. Kept the house, tho.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 25 14:11:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"11035694559","full_text":"The GA AG refused to sue re HCR law (unwinnable waste of money). Legislators respond with articles of impeachment. http://is.gd/aYCEH","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 25 13:01:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"11032692766","full_text":"I finally uploaded my presentation on Athens Locally Grown from the Georgia Organics conference to Slideshare: http://is.gd/aYww6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 25 03:34:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"11015834808","full_text":"People are decrying HCR law as unconstitutional & calling for Pelosi's impeachment. Look again guys. Congress members aren't impeachable.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 23 20:26:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"10942294629","full_text":"Wow. Peter Gabriel certainly put his own spin on Paul Simon's \"The Boy in the Bubble\" http://lala.com/zDvE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 23 16:13:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"10932276989","full_text":"Got a lot accomplished the past few weeks, so I cut myself a little paycheck, the first of the year. Also, free ice cream at Ben & Jerry's.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 23 00:48:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"10899848391","full_text":"If we haven't set a single day sales record at @athlocallygrown, we've come very, very close. Spring is here with good signs for the year!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 22 21:28:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"10891219449","full_text":"The chops have stayed longer than originally planned. Turns out, I kind of like them.  http://gdzl.la/7MDQm8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 22 21:09:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"10890808453","full_text":"The integration of HopToad, Tender, & Lighthouse with my app & each other is fantastically helpful & well worth the money for subscriptions.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 22 03:51:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"10855020598","full_text":"Just finished a box of real Turkish Delight, imported from Turkey. Now I know what Edmund was going on about, and it's hard to find fault.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 21 15:46:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"10825782726","full_text":"Huevos, papitas, chorizo, tortillas. Almost just like breakfast at Tina's Hideaway Cafe.  http://gdzl.la/7Mg6qp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 21 00:38:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"10797412926","full_text":"It's taco night! Lengua tacos. So very tasty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 20 16:58:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"10780856291","full_text":"Lengua is in the slow cooker with onion, carrots, and celery.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 20 15:49:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"10777954753","full_text":"I'm out working the fields on my new miniature tractor.  http://gdzl.la/7M5bcq http://gdzl.la/7M1cYV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 20 14:15:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"10774049742","full_text":"There's an incredibly beautiful and obliquely related to TMBG shirt for sale today over at http://shirt.woot.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 19 16:51:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"10731197932","full_text":"Minor kitchen fire at the Farm Cart shut it down for the day, after I put my order in. Walked down the street for a meatloaf 'wich at Red's.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 19 16:21:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"10729893541","full_text":"Moviegoers can see me on the big screen at Tribeca. Never thought I'd be saying that.  http://is.gd/aOTiz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 19 02:17:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"10701805574","full_text":"Seafood chowder at the Farm 255 bar followed by a bratwurst at the Trappeze bar. Well done sysadmin work has its rewards.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 19 01:29:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"10699772101","full_text":"Eight minutes of work then twenty minutes of clicking on things, only half believing it worked. I've been dreading doing this for months.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 19 01:12:47 +0000 2010","id_str":"10699054484","full_text":"Moved my business over to a snappy new @joyent accelerator. Total time to move gigs of files & copy dbs and propagate new DNS: 8 minutes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 24 16:16:14 +0000 2018","id_str":"977579855264014336","full_text":"I made popcorn in a pan on the stove and threw it all on the garage’s roof for the many songbirds in the back yard, so I’m not a total monster.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 21 23:18:38 +0000 2018","id_str":"976598991986151424","full_text":"OH: <br><br>Person 1:“So as a token of his appreciation, he sent me a bottle of booze. Armagnac, older than my wife.” <br><br>Person 2: “Wow! Can you imagine? Fourteen year old Armagnac!”<br><br>#sickburn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 17 17:26:18 +0000 2018","id_str":"975060773935501313","full_text":"We’re been to four rides so far, and two broke down while we were on them and one while we were next in line. The tilt-a-whirl worked, though. Guess they weren’t quite ready for opening day. #sixflags","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 17 16:09:01 +0000 2018","id_str":"975041322787770369","full_text":"Both girls unlocked the “stuck on a broken rollercoaster in the rain” achievement, on opening day no less. #sixflags","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 16 03:50:37 +0000 2018","id_str":"974493111102697473","full_text":"Like mushrooms and other fungi and want to learn more? Episode 2 of The Fungi Town podcast has dropped! <a href=\"http://www.fungitown.org/\">http://www.fungitown.org/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 18 14:25:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"10673300967","full_text":"RewriteRule ^(.+)\\.php$  404.html [L,NC,QSA]<br><br>Go away, hackers. No php here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 18 00:15:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"10646134291","full_text":"Locallygrown.net is now integrated with Scout and Hoptoad for monitoring, Lighthouse for development planning, and Tender for user support.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 17 21:39:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"10639894383","full_text":"Trappeze is booming! Free Donnybrook Stout glasses plus a visit from Rogue's brewmaster John Maier.  http://gdzl.la/7LrDsn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 17 18:11:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"10632395059","full_text":"New MC Frontalot album is available for pre-order. Instant download if you order a CD: http://frontalot.com/cd \"Charisma Potion\" is great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 16 22:34:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"10590999988","full_text":"Good lord. What year is it again? I of course meant 2007 earlier. Rails ain't that old.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 16 22:25:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"10590684315","full_text":"Took a week but my big rails app is moved from 1997's v1.2 to today's 2.3.5. Thursday I'll decommission the old server & go live w/ the new.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 16 01:09:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"10544982137","full_text":"Maybe the giant mutton chops would look better if I were dressed as a giant lepruchaun for St. Patrick's day. http://gdzl.la/7L6dKC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 15 00:07:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"10492006238","full_text":"The whisker dismantling has begun.  http://gdzl.la/7KNZhS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 14 16:42:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"10475435000","full_text":"Our house mockingbird is sitting atop the power pole performing golden eagle battle cries. Seems like that's just asking for trouble.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 13 23:52:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"10444243216","full_text":"Here's the implement end of my new mini tractor. This will be the most mechanized our farm has ever been.  http://gdzl.la/7KwyrC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 13 17:06:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"10429816468","full_text":"My new tractor, with the old sad one lurking in the background.  http://gdzl.la/7KoaLn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 13 15:46:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"10426688486","full_text":"Now to upgrade further from Rails 2.0.2 to 2.3.4 & then prepare to move data from old servers to new. Still a couple weeks to go, I'd guess.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 13 15:43:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"10426566359","full_text":"Modified Capistrano scripts for use with Passenger, & now successfully (and easily) deploying fully working app to my new servers. Yay!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 12 19:33:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"10386491506","full_text":"I am a Yankee by birth. You can tell this because I ate the last piece of chocolate cake in the break room.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 11 17:45:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"10332377883","full_text":"Cold rainy day, long eve at @athlocallygrown pickup, & dinner late if at all. Stocking up on soul food at Wilson's  http://gdzl.la/7K4fgb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 11 15:35:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"10327035661","full_text":"Last May I gave a cooking demo at the Sat Athens Farmers Market. Made it into their TV commercial, for a second: http://vimeo.com/6216357","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 11 15:17:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"10326251953","full_text":"This morning live locallygrown.net code upgraded to Rails 2.0.2. From here on out I'll deploy to new servers, sitting idle 3 months waiting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 11 04:43:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"10307435413","full_text":"All deprecation notices accounted for, all plugins installed, all tests (such as they are) pass. Thunderbirds are go! Next stop: Rails 2.0.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 10 22:10:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"10291288616","full_text":"Rewrote a bunch of code that was using the ancient AjaxScaffold library, and happily deleted the library. Major obstacle to upgrade gone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 10 13:10:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"10270246293","full_text":"Was on the fence about the MacHeist bundle, but discovered I had a \"secret heister\" discount. So, I'm in. http://bit.ly/heist-it","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 09 16:07:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"10226623978","full_text":"Prepping my main RoR app for move from v1.2 to 2.3. Ashamed: Writing 1st tests. Need to be on @MikeG1's good side in case I need to hire'm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 08 22:26:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"10190912192","full_text":"Working on a grant application I thought was due on the 18th, refreshed the webpage to discover it was due on the 8th. Today. At 4pm. Oops.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 08 20:15:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"10186024280","full_text":"Looking at some canopy solutions for our Athens Locally Grown pickup location. I like the look of these: http://is.gd/9YSkS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 08 14:10:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"10171973032","full_text":"Ordered a dump truck of gravel only to discover on delivery the website's price sheet's really old & it's 50% more expensive than I thought.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 07 02:08:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"10100194792","full_text":"My representative was one of 13 who voted against a resolution that declared students deserve access to healthy food. http://is.gd/9R35U","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 07 00:43:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"10096996051","full_text":"Just put a charge on my credit card that's more than my last car cost. /me mutters \"it's for the business, it's for the business\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 06 21:28:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"10090352310","full_text":"The Turkish fellow complemented me on my pronounciation and wants me to keep an eye out for a downtown Athens location for his restaurant.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 06 21:17:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"10089994409","full_text":"\"I don't want to be a pirate girl. I am a pirate T-Rex!\" Alrighty then.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 06 18:44:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"10084886665","full_text":"In case you thought I was exaggerating about the T-Rex arms:  http://gdzl.la/7HR2MW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 06 18:11:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"10083705235","full_text":"At the Variety Playhouse in Atlanta with Viv for the TMBG family show.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 06 16:06:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"10078971873","full_text":"Vivian has been holding her fingers like this for a week straight. Because she's a T-Rex, don't you know.  http://gdzl.la/7HKfTZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 06 15:35:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"10077754989","full_text":"\"Thumbs up to the people at Enid Farmers Market (Oklahoma) who are branching out on the Internet.\" http://is.gd/9P7pT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 06 00:53:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"10050880270","full_text":"New Dyson vacuum arrived from Woot. When I turned it on for the first time, enough pet hair to make two cats materialized in the chamber.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 05 14:22:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"10025870930","full_text":"A new children's classic: \"Goodnight Forest Moon\" http://www.dzignspace.com/goodnight/ /via @jnonfiction","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 04 12:16:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"9970785090","full_text":"March fourth? March forth!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 03 19:02:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"9936259265","full_text":"My congressman makes it a point to eat all of the animals he killed and has stuffed in his office. Including the lion. http://is.gd/9CyDd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 03 15:28:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"9928400201","full_text":"A friend has 4 tix to the They Might Be Giants family show, Saturday 2 p.m. at Variety Playhouse, $70. Anyone need them?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 03 04:09:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"9908627845","full_text":"My locallygrown.net system is profiled in a new hopeful book about rebuilding our food system: \"The Call of the Land\" http://is.gd/9zK7n","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 02 21:02:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"9891117517","full_text":"Just found out, through @dinnerpartydnld of all places, that Holly Golightly & Lawyer Dave are my neighbors. Need to invite to next party.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 02 19:33:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"9887873821","full_text":"Hmmm... Maybe I ought to start thinking about trying to drive home.  http://gdzl.la/7H1a8j","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 02 16:28:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"9881064543","full_text":"Oh, hey! Viv and I are going to see TMBG on Saturday. That snuck up on me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 02 15:19:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"9878334724","full_text":"I think I was supposed to be at a \"heritage club meeting\" 15 mins ago, probably to speak. If so, I'm sorry. No confirmation w/ deets came.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 02 14:53:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"9877275925","full_text":"The awesome 1 take OK Go video with the Notre Dame marching band awesome enough so here's a 1 take rube goldberg version: http://is.gd/9wWPz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 02 00:57:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"9850898075","full_text":"Cooperative Extension agents, 4-H, state botanical garden, public radio, 1400 jobs... who needs 'em. http://is.gd/9upaD *sobs*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 01 03:59:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"9808925040","full_text":"It took 21 minutes for sales at @athlocallygrown to hit $1000. About 15% of the weekly sales come in the first half hour.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 28 16:52:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"9782958800","full_text":"Today is the last day of #whiskerino, and it goes out the way it came in: on a Sunday. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/31344/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 26 21:04:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"9696462804","full_text":"The amount I owe on my mortgage drops to five figures today. Got to take joy in the little things, you know?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 26 16:54:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"9686184210","full_text":"Yes, I am having a draught of Old Rasputin for lunch. It is payday, after all.  http://gdzl.la/7FXhHW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 26 14:24:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"9679667244","full_text":"An item on my calendar for 10am Tues: \"Heritage Club meeting\". No idea what it is & fear I was invited to speak. Hope they send a reminder.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 24 21:40:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"9593899370","full_text":"Apple's giving away $10,000 in about four minutes. http://www.apple.com/itunes/10-billion-song-countdown/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 23 23:40:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"9548823006","full_text":"Well now I know. Three slices of the Transmetropolitan's Sicilian \"Hairy Sasquatch\" pizza is too many.  http://gdzl.la/7FmMvm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 23 21:37:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"9543804438","full_text":"I see we've moved past plain-jane winter snowstorms right into \"snow hurricanes\": http://is.gd/91Xhk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 22 23:13:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"9498358307","full_text":"I am now an official plaintiff in a lawsuit against both the US Food and Drug Administration & the US Department of Health & Human Services.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 22 16:27:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"9482537131","full_text":"Nice. Just realized that the only address on my summons is a PO Box. I'm instructed merely to \"personally appear in the courtroom\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 22 16:09:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"9481843937","full_text":"It took 20 years for The Man to catch up to me, but I've finally been summoned to jury duty today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 22 04:44:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"9462223629","full_text":"Got my 5yo a GA Organics lunchbox. She's skipping both pizza & corndogs to show it off at school tomorrow. #GOConf  http://gdzl.la/7ETo4J","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 22 02:06:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"9455974329","full_text":"Really shouldn't have eaten again this week after last night's feast, but it was Taste of Athens tonight. Couldn't let 50 restaurants down.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 21 04:08:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"9413952138","full_text":"Spoke for 90 mins about something I love & in return was fed a world class meal & heard Carlo Petrini talk directly to me from a foot away.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 21 01:49:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"9408602399","full_text":"The best pecan pie I have ever seen. Or tasted.  http://gdzl.la/7Evd98","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 21 00:41:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"9406146544","full_text":"The main course dishes arrived:  http://gdzl.la/7Eykw5 http://gdzl.la/7Eutig http://gdzl.la/7Eyktq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 21 00:09:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"9405019858","full_text":"Starting what may be my best meal of the year:  http://gdzl.la/7ExYoU http://gdzl.la/7ExYof http://gdzl.la/7Eu75i","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 20 20:59:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"9398738643","full_text":"I'm up in two minutes, talking for 90 more about @athlocallygrown. #GOConf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 20 19:10:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"9395134329","full_text":"Getting ready to watch the session on \"Certified Naturally Grown\", an alternative to USDA Organic. My farm's been CNG since 2002. #GOConf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 20 18:33:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"9393856145","full_text":"It's the most beautiful day of the year so far. I'll do my best to make my presentation worth coming in out of the sun for. #GOConf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 20 18:05:59 +0000 2010","id_str":"9392887557","full_text":"The conference-provided lunch looked great, but I couldn't pass up these locally-grown hand made hotdogs. #GOConf  http://gdzl.la/7EtzCy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 20 12:23:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"9381320547","full_text":"Leaving the house bright and early for a full, full day at the Georgia Organics Conference. #GOConf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 20 03:17:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"9366778832","full_text":"Many happy people devoured many delicious pizzas cooked by Mellow Mushroom using ingredients from @athlocallygrown at the #GOConf tonight!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 20 02:42:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"9365419570","full_text":"\"Shat My Dad Says\" http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3ie935cc06a4035022666f553e0936ab6a","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 19 20:00:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"9350258829","full_text":"Leaving the office to walk across downtown to hang out at the #GOConf. I'll be the guy with the bushy beard. One of many, I'm sure.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 19 17:34:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"9344742635","full_text":"\"Let's get rich and build a house on a mountain making everybody look like ants from way up there you and I, you and I.\" --Ingrid Michaelson","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 18 03:05:45 +0000 2010","id_str":"9265333769","full_text":"FedEx has been driving around for two days now with something on a truck \"out for delivery\" for me: http://is.gd/8CFaU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 18 01:34:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"9261699143","full_text":"An article is getting passed around that praises the current state of food safety. I had to respond: http://is.gd/8CoaZ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 17 19:33:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"9247652415","full_text":"Tomorrow I'm leading a workshop w/ market managers from some of the 130 virtual farmers markets worldwide I host at http://locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 16 23:27:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"9207451570","full_text":"My time is only 139% booked, which is kind of low for me. So, I'm going to audition for a play tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 16 15:33:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"9189247973","full_text":"Today's #wgiskerino site theme: \"Silhouettes\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/28769/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 16 14:01:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"9185750944","full_text":"\"Conference Highlights Organic Foods\" http://onlineathens.com/stories/021610/liv_563418381.shtml","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 16 13:57:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"9185598107","full_text":"I think the worst is over. Best I can tell, I lost ten pounds yesterday, and didn't even have to eat a pot of cabbage soup.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 16 02:50:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"9167176793","full_text":"And now Chris has come down with it. Going to be a long night here. I've decided to make the most of it & say we're LARPing \"Oregon Trail\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 15 21:48:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"9157458551","full_text":"I'm an ugly bag of mostly water. Well, considerably less water, now. Ugggh.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 15 13:26:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"9139890854","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino theme is \"Bearded History\". I recreate a portrait of one of the greatest physicists, James Maxwell: http://is.gd/8qvqo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 15 01:59:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"9121523877","full_text":"The eldest girl is going to bed with her vomit bucket at her side, as it's been since one in the morning. Happy Valentine's Day!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 14 23:40:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"9116962773","full_text":"Watch Athens Locally Grown's set-up & growers unloading. It's the hour before customers arrive, condensed to 8 minutes: http://is.gd/8olcn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 13 15:01:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"9058097184","full_text":"No #whiskerino site theme today, so here's the end result of an epic snowball fight. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/28129/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 13 03:18:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"9039368592","full_text":"Juniper at home, asleep in bed.  http://gdzl.la/7CDKys","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 12 22:06:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"9027826661","full_text":"Celebrating having everyone home with a dinner of ribeyes from Tink's Beef, potatoes from McMullan Family Farm, and carrots from the garden.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 12 20:01:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"9023443471","full_text":"It's snowing so hard you can hear it. The tin roof on my porch sounds like a giant bowl of rice crispies. So nice!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 12 19:53:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"9023169809","full_text":"After being on the radio again this morning, I now have my own search tag on the Georgia Public Broadcasting website: http://is.gd/8fLyX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 12 18:59:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"9021253092","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Throw the beard gang sign\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/27961/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 12 15:34:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"9013166291","full_text":"They're coming home!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 12 03:35:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"8992349346","full_text":"Juniper's normal color has returned -- she no longer looks like a cast member of Jersey Shore. Doctor is shooting for a release tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 11 16:49:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"8968303928","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino theme: \"Show Your Team Some Love\". I'm on \"Team Lefties\" so here's a shout-out: http://is.gd/8aq7M (teams are abstract)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 11 16:07:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"8966609740","full_text":"Jaundice numbers have leveled, so immediate risk of IV therapy has passed. Release from the hospital has been pushed to Friday or Saturday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 10 17:27:16 +0000 2010","id_str":"8910395948","full_text":"After getting served this pizza, I wish the food police were a real thing. Using a flour tortilla for the crust was merely the 1st offence.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 10 16:29:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"8908029225","full_text":"Was getting ready to bring everyone home, but mom's & dad's blood are fighting it out in Juniper. Another day or 2 for jaundice treatment.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 10 14:02:38 +0000 2010","id_str":"8902280069","full_text":"Really craving a carne adovada burrito for breakfast, but I'm about 1000 miles too far away.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 10 13:28:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"8901128140","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino theme: \"Every man a king\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/27476/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 10 02:06:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"8882185169","full_text":"Many thanks for the congrats and well wishes from everyone. They are much appreciated!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 09 19:50:28 +0000 2010","id_str":"8868154308","full_text":"FarmAid, an organization that has done so much good for farmers, shines a spotlight on http://locallygrown.net: http://is.gd/81Zpy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 09 14:15:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"8855897158","full_text":"Meet Juniper Marie Wagoner. She joined us about 90 minutes ago.  http://gdzl.la/7BLAUk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 09 08:20:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"8846851629","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino theme is an odd one: \"Create a picture from another user's caption\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/27248/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 09 00:31:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"8832114090","full_text":"Could be tonight, could be in a few days, but will have big household news soon. The clock has started ticking.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 08 17:04:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"8816489400","full_text":"Turns out it was \"turf and turf\": lamb meatballs topped with braised beef shanks.  http://gdzl.la/7Byhjv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 08 16:52:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"8816056296","full_text":"I brought my lunch, but then this came: RT @Farm255: Come try our Lamb Meatball Sandwich at FARMCART! 11-2! While supplies last.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 08 14:50:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"8811635059","full_text":"A string of meh stories put PodCastle low priority. Then hit \"The Petrified Girl\" (K Sparrow) & \"Restless in my Hand\" (T Pratt). Both great.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 08 13:54:50 +0000 2010","id_str":"8809679618","full_text":"#whiskerino isn't just not shaving and taking pictures of our faces. @jameybennett went the extra mile & recorded a song: http://is.gd/7WeZK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 08 13:39:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"8809189503","full_text":"Me and my beard grab some morning coffee: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/27031/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 08 01:21:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"8788891655","full_text":"Liver & onions with mashed potatoes. Thanks to Shady Brook, McMullan Family Farm, Double B Farm, and Milky Way Dairy for all my ingredients!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 07 18:48:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"8774187962","full_text":"Say what you will about long beards but there's no denying their ability to hold food http://is.gd/7TfIc #whiskerino theme: \"Beard Strength\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 07 00:25:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"8742666896","full_text":"Pork tikki masala, rice with lentils, and seared cabbage. Thanks to BPH Farm & McMullan Family Farm for growing the main ingredients!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 06 20:39:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"8735560756","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino site theme is \"Games\". Perhaps surprisingly, I take it outside: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/26653/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 16 01:53:17 +0000 2018","id_str":"974463582275555329","full_text":"That’s some impressive optimism there, UPS. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/974463582275555329-DYX9dQbU8AAXdld.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/974463582275555329-DYX9dQbU8AAXdld.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 21:31:15 +0000 2018","id_str":"974035251080122368","full_text":"She’s been asking for this for the better part of a year. I told her she had to wait until after she turned 8, and the day finally came. <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/p/BgUUK_uHmhw/?taken-by=tiny_bangs706\">https://www.instagram.com/p/BgUUK_uHmhw/?taken-by=tiny_bangs706</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 04:33:26 +0000 2018","id_str":"973779108974022662","full_text":"I was only briefly a professional astrophysicist before moving on to other things, but that brevity was not due to a lack of love for the subject, and I can trace my career from where I am now directly back to reading Steven Hawking’s writing as a child. I’ll be forever grateful.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 04:25:44 +0000 2018","id_str":"973777171511685120","full_text":"I was a junior in high school when “A Brief History of Time” was published, already certain I was going to be a cosmologist and already a devotee of Hawking. His book was the first time I could point to something and say “this is what I want to do” and have people understand me.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 11 01:27:16 +0000 2018","id_str":"972645095253176326","full_text":"TIL the guy who screamed the Wilhelm Scream is the same guy who sang “Purple People Eater”.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 21:50:54 +0000 2018","id_str":"971503483395428355","full_text":"“Timelapse of the Entire Universe”, a new video from MelodySheep, is really nice. 13.8 billion years compressed down to ten minutes. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hWbnigyxg\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6hWbnigyxg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 17:05:57 +0000 2018","id_str":"970344609187549184","full_text":"Here you go — grab an anthology of feminist speculative fiction featuring works by Angela Carter, Octavia E. Butler, and Ursula K. Le Guin for only a buck. <a href=\"https://www.bookbub.com/books/sisters-of-the-revolution-by-ann-vandermeer-and-jeff-vandermeer\">https://www.bookbub.com/books/sisters-of-the-revolution-by-ann-vandermeer-and-jeff-vandermeer</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 01:00:07 +0000 2018","id_str":"970101547752476672","full_text":"\"He's now president for life. President for life. And he's great,\" Trump said. \"And look, he was able to do that. I think it's great. Maybe we'll give that a shot some day.\" <a href=\"https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/03/politics/trump-maralago-remarks/index.html\">https://www.cnn.com/2018/03/03/politics/trump-maralago-remarks/index.html</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 03 22:01:31 +0000 2018","id_str":"970056603897663488","full_text":"Achievement unlocked: entire household biked from the house to the nearest Mexican restaurant. Here’s hoping we can make it back! #laparrilla","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 01 18:00:45 +0000 2018","id_str":"969271233962536960","full_text":"Super proud of @jmparrilli who in four weeks went from an idea and no experience in the tools and process to having her first podcast episode out: Welcome to Fungi Town <a href=\"http://www.fungitown.org\">http://www.fungitown.org</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 27 21:35:56 +0000 2018","id_str":"968600611481677825","full_text":"It’s been a mighty long time since we’ve had new Kleptones tracks to enjoy, but a new EP dropped this week, a preview for an upcoming album. Only four tracks, but it’s pretty sweet. <a href=\"http://www.kleptones.com/blog/#.WpXO32aZPu0\">http://www.kleptones.com/blog/#.WpXO32aZPu0</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 27 01:18:36 +0000 2018","id_str":"968294261539135488","full_text":"I’m sure everything’s fine, but the temperature at the North Pole is currently 50 degrees F above normal right now. <a href=\"https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2018/02/26/north-pole-surges-above-freezing-in-the-dead-of-winter-stunning-scientists/\">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2018/02/26/north-pole-surges-above-freezing-in-the-dead-of-winter-stunning-scientists/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 27 01:11:29 +0000 2018","id_str":"968292471934472192","full_text":"The company I’m lucky enough to work for, Infinity Interactive, turned 20 years old this week. I’m looking forward to solving problems with technology with these wicked smart and personable folks for years to come! <a href=\"https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/968251816793157632\">https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/968251816793157632</a>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 06 17:10:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"8728837248","full_text":"Portland peeps: I might be interested in obtaining one of each of these for shipment to me in GA. Could that be arranged? http://is.gd/7P2ey","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 06 17:02:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"8728557184","full_text":"Another #whiskerino participant -- @jameybennett -- pays me a great tribute: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/justjamey/26597/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 05 19:13:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"8689599932","full_text":"R.I.P. Boa Sr, the last of the Bo. http://is.gd/7M7sr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 05 15:44:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"8681877552","full_text":"“Hey, that's the farmer of the future.” A farmer and his iPhone (and http://locallygrown.net) in Arkansas: http://is.gd/7LmlV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 05 12:16:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"8674535328","full_text":"It's too bad J.J. Abrams isn't on #whiskerino. Today's site theme is \"lens flare\": http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/26399/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 04 14:53:34 +0000 2010","id_str":"8634793274","full_text":"When I've got over 300 pages to print but the printer's broken, I can't wait to just hand iPads out to all my farmers market volunteers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 04 13:57:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"8632811168","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Stripes\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/26171/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 03 14:20:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"8589079811","full_text":"My sister had a surprise wedding Sunday night, on her birthday. Here's a report from a surprised witness: http://is.gd/7Clz3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 03 14:13:56 +0000 2010","id_str":"8588846462","full_text":"Last night's dinner was from Greendale Farm, McMullan Family Farm, and Zocalo Salsas. Thanks, all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 03 13:05:32 +0000 2010","id_str":"8586607621","full_text":"It's \"mugshot day\" over at #whiskerino, and yeah, of course I have a mugshot. http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/25957/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 03 03:15:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"8571749347","full_text":"A farming-relating organization I greatly respect is writing a bit on my http://locallygrown.net system. Can't wait to share it with you!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 02 17:06:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"8549826411","full_text":".@ThatKevinSmith SMODCasts with your mom were fantastic. The last half hour of #103 was particularly adorable.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 02 13:29:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"8542114374","full_text":"Happy cold, wet, nasty Groundhog Day! http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/25746/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 01 18:39:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"8508919701","full_text":"I pull out my fierce \"Unix Neckbeard\" look for #whiskerino today: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/25559/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 01 13:48:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"8498856199","full_text":"What started as a little twinge in my shoulder during my shower this morning has immobilized much of my back. Must have ingested some Ice-9.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 31 22:35:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"8468880105","full_text":"Passed along without context, because that's how Vivian told it to me: \"Dragons are scared of Weird Al\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 31 20:33:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"8464880908","full_text":"\"They got permits earlier this month, put Clark farm flank steaks on the Sequim Locally Grown site, & quickly sold out.\" http://is.gd/7qS99","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 31 01:06:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"8432431264","full_text":"Vivian came out of her bedroom to announce, \"I'm a cute little Fraggle.\" I can't really disagree.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 22:26:36 +0000 2010","id_str":"8427376961","full_text":"Tonight's dinner is from Greendale Farm and Boann's Banks Farm. Special thanks to my farmers!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 14:38:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"8413009982","full_text":"There is much more water than ice outside so I'm heading out to the Athens Green Life Expo.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 30 03:02:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"8396156877","full_text":"Made a Keynote slideshow for my presentation in the morn on Athens Locally Grown. Freezing rain's already here, so probably won't make it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 29 23:41:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"8389247889","full_text":"Listening to a dramatic reading of a story of a gang fight between unicorn riding elves & a couple vampires. Let's get this Friday started!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 29 22:33:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"8386937402","full_text":"A fellow #whiskerino grower & shower pays me a tribute: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/kms/24958/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 29 13:55:08 +0000 2010","id_str":"8368268986","full_text":"Today at #whiskerino we recreate one of our favorite pictures taken by someone else so far. http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/24877/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 29 13:46:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"8367983671","full_text":"How to Get Local Food in the Winter: \"One of my favorite methods of finding local food is through Locallygrown.net...\" http://is.gd/7hRaM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 29 13:05:26 +0000 2010","id_str":"8366695238","full_text":"My crack team of public relations professionals are at it again: http://onlineathens.com/stories/012910/liv_556108584.shtml","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 28 00:54:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"8302290139","full_text":"Tonight's dinner came from McMullan Family Farm and Greendale Farm. Thank you farmers!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 26 11:40:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"8232050015","full_text":"Todays @whiskerino site theme is \"take a picture using cutouts and forced perspective in the style of member Jnonfiction\" http://is.gd/74s9g","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 26 01:47:13 +0000 2010","id_str":"8216403342","full_text":"Was looking forward to teaching Vivian how to read, but somehow she skipped \"learning how\" & went right to reading whole books. Done & done.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 25 18:14:23 +0000 2010","id_str":"8201229795","full_text":"Lunch at the Farm Cart http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/24025/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 25 00:46:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"8170525088","full_text":"That tornado warning was cancelled. It was north of here & moved into South Carolina. I see more right behind it though. Hunker down!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 25 00:41:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"8170332487","full_text":"Tornado warning!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 23:45:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"8168343970","full_text":"National Weather Service upgraded our forcast to 4-8\" of rain overnight & issued a flood warning for my county. Forget rice, I'll grow kelp.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 21:31:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"8163734622","full_text":"There's standing water pretty much everywhere & the forcast is for another two or three inches of rain this evening. Researching rice seed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 19:02:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"8158869770","full_text":"Stopped for tacos. Women's bowling is on TV & there are cheering patrons. Thought maybe I'd been transported to Cleveland, but no, North GA.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 17:18:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"8155794721","full_text":"The rain's really coming down. Stopped at a QT for coffee and a little break. The staff were discussing what the plans are if a tornado hits","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 00:12:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"8129209001","full_text":"Here are some of the many farms feeding me tonight and what they've each provided.  http://gdzl.la/7xQoW8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 24 00:07:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"8129062616","full_text":"I'm in a room with 1200 people eating this locally grown feast. One of my yearly highlights.  http://gdzl.la/7xUaqu","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 23 22:07:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"8125529206","full_text":"This terrible news from a dairy in New York has affected me something fierce. Perhaps because I know so many dairymen now http://is.gd/6TEtv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 23 17:31:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"8117516113","full_text":"Beard from Below http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/23577/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 23 04:38:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"8099512666","full_text":"Watch tv late for a change. Who's the tall goofy redhead? I like him. Will have to watch more.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 22 10:38:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"8065010489","full_text":"It took a while, but I found one. http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/23327/ (Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Photoshop Friday\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 22 03:22:24 +0000 2010","id_str":"8054617227","full_text":"Huge legal victory for raw milk in Canada today! I hope to have news about my own lawsuit soon. http://is.gd/6MbBv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 22 00:32:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"8048388774","full_text":"Had to call the @joyent emergency hotline for the first time ever, and their response was swift and helpful. Thank you, @joyent!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 22 00:27:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"8048229908","full_text":"Spent 5 hours chasing why rails processes were grabbing cpu and not letting go. Turned out to be a linewrap problem when making PDFs. Arrgh.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 21 14:20:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"8028463829","full_text":"The AppleTV is great while traveling. Fill it with ripped DVDs & plug it into the hotel TV. Or, $3 rentals instead of $10+ hotel charge.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 21 02:52:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"8011609404","full_text":"A person I don't know referred to me on the internet as \"a cool 'old school' programmer\". I smiled -- rarely called \"cool\". Or \"old school\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 20 23:48:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"8005156009","full_text":"Got an email thanking me for a rails app I put in production in '06 & not touched since. Great that it holds up well but still feel guilty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 20 23:01:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"8003536972","full_text":"First 12 hour workday at the SSAWG conference done. The next three are all 16+ hour workdays. Fun, though exhausting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 20 20:41:29 +0000 2010","id_str":"7998985022","full_text":"Turning a pocket full of paper receipts into PDFs for the tax man, using the JotNot app & my iPhone. I've never owned a more useful device.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 20 16:27:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"7991041013","full_text":"What I Carry Around: http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/22883/ Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"On Your Person\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 20 14:43:30 +0000 2010","id_str":"7987597666","full_text":"So has Skitch died? It was by far my fave, but with always expired beta versions & the download page not working, is it time to move on?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 19 22:35:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"7962452236","full_text":"I had to stop at \"The World's Largest Popcorn Store\" http://www.popcornhaven.com  http://gdzl.la/7wXue4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 19 16:58:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"7951885169","full_text":"Here's a five minute video demo of a competing system to my http://www.locallygrown.net. I need to make one of these: http://is.gd/6BtZQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 19 11:48:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"7942571506","full_text":"It's \"Movie Day\" over at #whiskerino. Unfortunately, I'm traveling today, so this will have to stand: http://is.gd/6AlaV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 19 04:07:57 +0000 2010","id_str":"7932410132","full_text":"Well, crud. After rendering for hours on my 12k image slideshow (and only making it 5% in) iPhoto just quit. Maybe I'm using the wrong tool.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 18 22:01:51 +0000 2010","id_str":"7920090546","full_text":"Making a slideshow in iPhoto with 12k photos for my SSAWG tradeshow table on Wednesday. Looks like it'll be done rendering on Sunday. Whoops","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 18 21:33:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"7919218261","full_text":"Annual all-hands \"state of the company\" meeting in an hour. We have relatively few meetings, but this is a doozy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 18 20:03:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"7916331910","full_text":"Fingers crossed for @MarsPhoenix. If she survived the Martian winter (very unlikely), we'll hear from her soon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 18 19:31:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"7915311432","full_text":"A new Kim Stanley Robinson novel came out 3 weeks ago? C'mon, Amazon, you know I buy all his. Let me know these things! http://is.gd/6xhuS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 18 18:02:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"7912414171","full_text":"\"A man pulls the body of an earthquake victim from a coffin in order to steal the coffin\" Heartbreaking photos from Haiti http://is.gd/6wWGv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 18 14:54:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"7906299986","full_text":"They say you can judge a man by the hat that he wears. http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/22411/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 16 18:56:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"7835342129","full_text":"My new hat fhtagn.  http://gdzl.la/7wbioC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 16 17:32:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"7832930208","full_text":"Tossing the Christmas tree: http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/21999/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 16 16:02:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"7830263172","full_text":"My town has three banks, none open on Saturday. Maybe I can find some money changers at the temple.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 15 22:56:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"7805213420","full_text":"With every episode of Drabblecast (the \"weird short fiction\" podcast), my man-crush on host Norm Sherman only grows stronger.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 15 16:25:40 +0000 2010","id_str":"7792954575","full_text":"Plugging in a new 1.5TB external hard drive and thinking back to a cassette tape recorder plugged into an Apple II+. What a crazy industry.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 15 13:04:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"7786630237","full_text":"Today I conclude my #whiskerino tribute to the members of \"Team Themed\": http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/21720/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 14 14:15:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"7748860776","full_text":"I continue my tributes to other #whiskerino participants for \"Make Your Own Theme Week\": http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/21455/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 14 13:26:21 +0000 2010","id_str":"7747454587","full_text":"Passed the Wienermobile on the way to work this morning. Apparently that thing's highway safe.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 14 03:32:46 +0000 2010","id_str":"7734455165","full_text":"The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones will always be.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 14 00:20:14 +0000 2010","id_str":"7728014060","full_text":"At the Atlanta Ruby Users Group meeting, learning about using Ruby on Google's AppEngine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 13 13:50:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"7708450949","full_text":"Went out to harvest carrots for dinner last night, and the ground was frozen solid. Don't recall having that problem here before.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 12 18:29:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"7677879317","full_text":"Food tomorrow at the #atlrug meeting will be provided by @locallygrownnet -- thanks for all the advice & support over the years, all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 12 11:37:04 +0000 2010","id_str":"7666001416","full_text":"A young T Rex and her bearded father: http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/20901/ (Make your own theme week continues at #whiskerino)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 12 03:45:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"7656044298","full_text":"\"NEVER trust a baby with a mustache\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/9schwander/20674/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 12 00:18:54 +0000 2010","id_str":"7649052107","full_text":"Tell you what, Christmas trees are quite a bit lighter when you don't water them for a couple weeks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 11 22:51:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"7646202922","full_text":"Set up Proximity on my new Mac Mini to come alive &  things when it senses me walk into the office. http://is.gd/65Jlu","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 11 14:27:37 +0000 2010","id_str":"7630907759","full_text":"Mustache Wax: not as simple as you might think","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 11 13:23:12 +0000 2010","id_str":"7629104073","full_text":"It's \"Make Your Own Theme Week\" over at #whiskerino. I explain my theme in my caption over there http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 11 12:11:17 +0000 2010","id_str":"7627387049","full_text":"Did you see Antares, right at the tip of the crecent moon this morning? (Image from the Star Walk iPhone app)  http://gdzl.la/7uYaky","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 11 04:06:53 +0000 2010","id_str":"7617576646","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown had over a third of a million dollars go through the market last year. The finances in a nutshell: http://is.gd/62KcL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 10 22:03:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"7606287530","full_text":"Horizon's new line of meaninglessly-labelled \"natural\" milk being falsly marketed as organic at Bi-Lo stores:  http://gdzl.la/7uNjZ1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 09 20:46:31 +0000 2010","id_str":"7568523446","full_text":"Vivian and the two little boys in the pool are playing \"two T-Rexs hunt and eat the Triceratops\". It was her idea.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 09 16:55:44 +0000 2010","id_str":"7562126499","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino theme: \"Tiny\". Set the self timer and run away! http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/20210/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 09 02:41:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"7542702890","full_text":"Made a batch of La Pacadita style taco filling. I miss that place every day I'm not in Socorro (which is roughly 4550 of the last 4560).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 08 23:21:27 +0000 2010","id_str":"7536503059","full_text":"Suddenly craving meatloaf.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 08 22:04:03 +0000 2010","id_str":"7534024608","full_text":"Visionary Leaders of Greenville, SC: \"In two years, Donna Putney’s Upstate Locally Grown food cooperative has blossomed\" http://is.gd/5VG8I","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 08 15:30:11 +0000 2010","id_str":"7522000518","full_text":"My #whiskerino pic: http://is.gd/5ULkF Today's theme is \"Half Face\" and is best appreciated by viewing the main page: http://is.gd/5ULkG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 07 14:36:18 +0000 2010","id_str":"7480409980","full_text":"The Great Blizzard of 1/7/10: http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/19708/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 07 01:15:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"7461287327","full_text":"I used to go scuba diving, but gave it up because it just wasn't nerdy enough. These wetsuits, though, change all that: http://is.gd/5PJdG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 07 01:09:20 +0000 2010","id_str":"7461103341","full_text":"Buy a 1TB external hard drive, get a free ... rice cooker? Yup: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822136477","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 06 23:42:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"7458426425","full_text":"There is a 40% chance we may get snow tomorrow that may total one inch. They've already cancelled school in anticipation. ??? Que?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 06 17:52:07 +0000 2010","id_str":"7448142277","full_text":"Could have sworn I had a license for Rogue Amoeba's AirFoil lying around, but can't find hide nor hair of it. It'd come in handy now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 06 17:05:10 +0000 2010","id_str":"7446759450","full_text":"Installed WinXP from the original disk. Now will watch it spend next 5 days updating itself. Luckily, it's virtualized. *minimizes window*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 06 15:13:49 +0000 2010","id_str":"7443460903","full_text":"The last PC I regularly use has been replaced. http://whiskerino.org/2009/users/ewagoner/19451/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 06 14:32:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"7442257823","full_text":"Amused that today's paper ran an 1800s bread recipe that calls for \"sour milk\", which is illegal to buy in GA. (only comes from raw milk)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 21:16:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"7415646141","full_text":"Watch the founding of a sustainable farm in the Vermont mountains: the first year condensed to 16 beautiful minutes. http://is.gd/5NaOz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 18:26:35 +0000 2010","id_str":"7410947109","full_text":"My work PC died overnight. It served me for six years, so it was due. I get to replace it with a Mac, so, yay!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 14:45:22 +0000 2010","id_str":"7405018679","full_text":"A plumber I'm not. Got the pipes melted and cut, but discovered I'd bought plugs not caps. Back to the hardware store...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 14:06:41 +0000 2010","id_str":"7404043628","full_text":"I'm running extention cords through the woods so I can thaw the pipe with a hairdryer. Could be worse... I could be under the house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 12:00:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"7401227928","full_text":"*yawn* Waiting for the school bus. Seems like months since the girl & I did this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 11:19:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"7400507255","full_text":"That's a strange expression, Bruce. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/19218/ Today's #whskerino site theme: \"Charades\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 05 02:46:25 +0000 2010","id_str":"7389222732","full_text":"\"Don't be sorry,\" I'd say. \"After all, you didn't kill him.\" -- Brad Graham http://www.bradlands.com/dailybrad/90_percent_of_life/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 04 23:24:55 +0000 2010","id_str":"7382884590","full_text":"More info on @TheBrad http://is.gd/5MiI8 /via @mathowie","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 14 05:15:14 +0000 2018","id_str":"963642768823287809","full_text":"To love at all is to be vulnerable. <a href=\"https://zenpencils.com/comic/103-c-s-lewis-to-love-at-all/\">https://zenpencils.com/comic/103-c-s-lewis-to-love-at-all/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 09 18:23:42 +0000 2018","id_str":"962029253188554752","full_text":"After a lengthy ordeal, nearly three years to the day from when Dad died, we sold my parents’ house today. Had to give up on selling it for what it was worth and focus on not letting BB&amp;T steal it from us. They came very, very close to doing so.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 04 23:18:58 +0000 2010","id_str":"7382708024","full_text":"We have a previously unknown above ground water spigot in the middle of the woods that burst. Actually good news, but thinking of @thebrad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 04 22:37:09 +0000 2010","id_str":"7381483756","full_text":"(Oh no! 2010 was going to be different! -eric) RIP Brad Graham. Totally shocked. http://bit.ly/bradlands (via @me3dia) /via @gjcharlet","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 04 21:51:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"7380160352","full_text":"Says the wife: We have no water at our house and \"there's a geyser in the woods by the well house\". Winter's made it to Georgia!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 04 16:04:52 +0000 2010","id_str":"7370917260","full_text":"Open auditions for a new Gordon Ramsay cooking show for non-professional cooks coming in two weeks to Atlanta: http://is.gd/5LZO7 Hmmm...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 04 12:35:43 +0000 2010","id_str":"7365549782","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino site theme is \"tattoos\", and I'm never shy about showing off my ink: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/18951/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 03 23:00:42 +0000 2010","id_str":"7346271706","full_text":"I wonder if anyone else in the world is trying to decide between leftover goose and chorizo queso dip & chips for dinner. #UniqueSnowflake","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 03 22:35:48 +0000 2010","id_str":"7345576467","full_text":"Finished one of the best gifts I received this season: a fruitcake. Before you scoff, consider how seriously people I know take their food.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 02 17:44:19 +0000 2010","id_str":"7304985556","full_text":"Treat yourself to the miracle of AD/BC.  Part 1: http://bit.ly/adbc1 2: http://bit.ly/adbc2 3: http://bit.ly/adbcpt3 /via @yewknww","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 02 17:20:02 +0000 2010","id_str":"7304389066","full_text":"#whiskerino has an official pose (also known as \"The Pip\"), and this is it: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/18496/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 23:12:05 +0000 2010","id_str":"7281877127","full_text":"William Shakespeare has a hanky for you:  http://gdzl.la/7sca8Z","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 20:15:39 +0000 2010","id_str":"7277752223","full_text":"Off to the traditional New Year's Day open house at (Ben and) Fran's house.<br><br>I miss you, Ben.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 18:48:15 +0000 2010","id_str":"7275713742","full_text":"Oh, hey! New Kleptones! http://www.kleptones.com/pages/downloads_ud.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 17:45:00 +0000 2010","id_str":"7274246565","full_text":"Well, this is weird and oddly pleasing: \"God Rest Ye Merry Gilligan\" http://music.metafilter.com/2890/God-Rest-Ye-Merry-Gilligan","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 15:10:33 +0000 2010","id_str":"7270948322","full_text":"Me & my banjo. This year I'll learn how to play it. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/18256/ Today's #whiskerino theme: \"New Years\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 01 03:26:01 +0000 2010","id_str":"7257336531","full_text":"Calculated that locallygrown.net facilitated the sales of $1,070,152.24 of locally grown food nationwide in 2009. Over a million dollars!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 22:26:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"7249723104","full_text":"2009 was going to be the year I really learned to play my banjo. I've got my work cut out for me tonight.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 19:59:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"7245740213","full_text":"If you like fonts, head over to http://www.comicbookfonts.com for their annual 1 day sale. All fonts $20.10. You can literally save $1000s.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 18:56:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"7243870332","full_text":"Oh, lord. I was just given a senior citizen's (60 & older) discount. So, yeah, I guess the white beard does make me look older than 38.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 17:39:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"7241411237","full_text":"#10yearsago I was having a last night of subdued debauchery with college friends in Madison, WI. Had a flight home on 1/1/1 (y2k bug or no).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 14:18:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"7234878539","full_text":"Back to work! http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/18009/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 13:02:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"7233029223","full_text":"Hey 2009. I'm real happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but.... oh never mind. On second thought, just go ahead and finish /via @Wallaceh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 12:46:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"7232682170","full_text":"Up yer kilt, 2009.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 31 06:11:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"7224788606","full_text":"Made it home. It's 1am, I'm wired, and I have to leave for work in six hours. Holidays are over!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 30 21:19:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"7209126889","full_text":"So the nine hour drive is turning into a thirteen hour drive, but at least we got views like this:  http://gdzl.la/7rKex5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 30 17:20:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"7202116797","full_text":"Stopped at RonJon's to get a suit for Viv. All her baby fat's melted off and it turns out December's not a good time to suit shop at home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 30 15:49:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"7199284707","full_text":"Getting back in the truck for the nine hour drive home. Back to work on the morrow!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 30 15:36:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"7198919628","full_text":"I'm sure it means well, but this bumper sticker seems rather too passive agressive for the season:   http://gdzl.la/7rF1uY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 30 14:16:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"7196807661","full_text":"Today's #whiskerino site theme is \"Frame your picture in a literal frame\". Here's the best I could do with that: http://is.gd/5GCWb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 30 06:03:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"7187178305","full_text":"I restarted Safari and Evernote added itself to the toolbar twenty-three times. Really, Evernote, three or four would have been plenty.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 29 19:49:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"7169581140","full_text":"OH: \"Who is Mike Jagger?\" \"Mick. Mick Jagger.\" \"Whatever.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 29 16:10:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"7163106594","full_text":"\"This one is called Squishy!\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/17516/ Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Share Your Art Collection\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 28 21:02:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"7134658088","full_text":"Christmas surf  http://gdzl.la/7rddjU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 28 20:17:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"7133422075","full_text":"Fun times at the AT&T store. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/17298/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 28 00:06:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"7104766158","full_text":"2nd Christmas Dinner!  http://gdzl.la/7qTQbp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 23:29:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"7103801908","full_text":"Onions & celery sweated in butter, crumbled blue corn cornbread & crackers, eggs, sage, thyme, and oysters. Mix gently & bake until crusty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 23:27:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"7103757311","full_text":"Three types of heirloom sweet potatoes, cubed and cooked in orange juice, mashed with butter, ginger, brown sugar, & nutmeg.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 21:51:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"7101460031","full_text":"Render diced bacon, add chopped apple & caramelize. Add diced goose giblets & cook through. Stir in sage, salt, pepper. Serve on corn chips.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 15:41:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"7092699205","full_text":"Vivian has made herself comfortable.  http://gdzl.la/7qQGpS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 14:21:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"7090986691","full_text":"Merry 2nd Christmas! http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/17006/ (Today's #whiskerino theme: \"Lo-Fi Camera\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 05:36:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"7082112425","full_text":"Made it to the in-law's. Tomorrow: 2nd Christmas!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 27 01:58:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"7076809644","full_text":"This Waffle House is far too small for the cook's 120 decible voice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 26 20:30:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"7069553655","full_text":"Vivian's Batman multiplication and division math game is a real snoozer apparently:  http://gdzl.la/7qD2s1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 26 20:11:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"7069150429","full_text":"The Flaming Lips have been prolific this year. They just released a cover version of the entire Dark Side of the Moon album. I like it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 26 17:34:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"7065746658","full_text":"My goose will be cooked. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/16793/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 26 02:40:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"7049541964","full_text":"This was our first Xmas day home as a family, giving us a chance to start our own traditions. So from now on: crab legs & Weird Al's UHF.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 23:32:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"7045060165","full_text":"Finally found a source for locally grown organically grown grains. Blue corn cornbread is done for the goose with oyster stuffing on Sunday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 21:37:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"7042616075","full_text":"Whoa. It's almost five? Guess I better stop playing with Viv's presents and start getting ready for the 9 hour drive tomorrow. Also, dinner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 17:16:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"7037065591","full_text":"Use eggnog as the liquid in your favorite pancake recipe. Trust me on this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 16:42:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"7036266929","full_text":"I just love that the Voyager craft are nearly as old as me and are still making exciting and surprising discoveries. http://is.gd/5BdMK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 15:14:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"7034221874","full_text":"I thought for sure this would be the year I caught the jolly elf. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/16547/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 05:59:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"7024811388","full_text":"$diety bless us, every one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 04:43:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"7022857849","full_text":"I hope you have peace now, Vic Chesnutt. I'm sorry you were in such pain.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 03:07:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"7020384278","full_text":"It's Viv's last Christmas as an only child, so I doubt her loot pile will look this big again:  http://gdzl.la/7qb7zV","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 02:14:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"7019068987","full_text":"Writing a note to Santa (video):  http://yfrog.us/5r8jcz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 01:47:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"7018385552","full_text":"Decorating Santa's gingerbread rocketship, fire engine, and train engines:  http://gdzl.la/7qerLW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 01:05:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"7017386609","full_text":"Viv & I rolled out and baked more gingerbread cookies so Santa will have snacks while he wraps presents. Delivers. Delivers presents.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 25 00:32:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"7016597801","full_text":"Making sugar plums from scratch. No fairy help, unfortunately.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 24 22:45:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"7014010793","full_text":"Roasting a chicken & potatoes to get us through the Eve and prepping for the big dinner, traditional goose, to be held on Sunday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 24 20:45:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"7011033404","full_text":"The trouble with one good grocery store that serves four counties is on days like today everyone for four counties is here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 24 19:05:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"7008437798","full_text":"The year that will not end kicks Athens once again. Vic Chesnutt is in a deep coma with uncertain outlook: http://is.gd/5AhIx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 24 14:50:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"7001204324","full_text":"...might keep his eye upon his clerk who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of tank, was copying letters. http://is.gd/5A1UJ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 24 05:01:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"6989555151","full_text":"\"Winter doesn't put a stop to local, farm-fresh produce, thanks to Green Country (Oklahoma)entrepreneur\" http://is.gd/5ztQI","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 23 18:31:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"6972537403","full_text":"Today's the day we're airing grievances? Good. Let's start with someone eating my labelled lunch in the office fridge.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 23 12:24:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"6962719372","full_text":"A bad christmas sweater can really dominate a room. http://is.gd/5yCph (Today's #whiskerino theme: \"Christmas Sweater\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 22 15:01:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"6931040313","full_text":"An Eric's eye view of my fluffy cheeks: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/15788/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 21 16:03:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"6897124587","full_text":"Happy solstice! http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/15532/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 20 21:29:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"6871668736","full_text":"Vivian: \"I don't like dolls. I like dinosaurs and sharks and cars.\" Guess that's why we spent so little time in the pink section at Target.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 20 15:40:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"6862889442","full_text":"Cleaning out the fridge. Bread, ham, broccoli, cheese, onion, leeks, eggs, milk (all local) into baking dish for a supreme breakfast strata.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 19 18:40:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"6836112128","full_text":"It's Caturday over at #whiskerino! Everyone's posing with their cats. Here's one of mine: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/15048/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 19 16:33:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"6832857645","full_text":"Vivian's first written Christmas list (Batman toy & new MarioCart game):  http://gdzl.la/7oSVBp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 19 01:39:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"6815459262","full_text":"My new love: @thedrabblecast \"Short Stories At the Far Side of Weird\" expertly read every week. http://www.drabblecast.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 18 22:41:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"6810828306","full_text":"For someone who wanted to leave work early, I'm altogether too much still in my office. Time to fix that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 18 20:11:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"6806924041","full_text":"Verizon emails when you've hit your monthly bandwidth cap & begin accruing charges, which is nice. It's sent 5 days after the fact, however.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 18 19:41:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"6806143250","full_text":"It is cold and dark and wet out. I have a strong urge to light a briar pipe and play a computer game for hours. Can't do either, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 18 17:10:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"6802052509","full_text":"You might think a 70-minute video review of Phantom Menace (you read right) would be too long to watch. You'd be wrong. http://is.gd/5szvh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 17 21:37:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"6775227734","full_text":"The disco ball is on over at @athlocallygrown!  http://gdzl.la/7ozZRE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 17 14:08:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"6764491213","full_text":"Sometimes driving the big truck isn't all fun and games. http://is.gd/5rfzH (Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Play Dead\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 17 02:24:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"6750957590","full_text":"Tomorrow is Viv's last day of school before the break, and I totally forgot to get gifts for her teachers. Gift cards to the rescue!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 17 00:35:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"6747803802","full_text":"Got around to baking those gingerbread cookies. They were worth the wait. Even the burned one tasted great!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 16 20:30:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"6741109379","full_text":"One of my cats it IM'ing me on iChat. Can't get it to turn the webcam on so I can see which one it is. Guess I need to re-teach that class.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 16 16:29:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"6734749484","full_text":"My co-workers had 2 entries in Battle of the Bands at the 40 Watt: Iron Maiden in style of Lionel Richie, & the converse: http://is.gd/5q8qA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 16 14:24:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"6731334649","full_text":"Mourned the loss of a gal you loved who happened to have gills, webbed feet, & followed the Old Ones? This song's for you http://is.gd/5q0Qw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 16 13:31:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"6730019498","full_text":"I'm tall, so I never get to see what my beard looks like from below. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/14222/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 16 01:00:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"6714203456","full_text":"Tauntaun sleeping bag in the wild:  http://gdzl.la/7obwEh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 15 20:41:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"6707098161","full_text":"\"it-it- the f- it-flam-flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving...\" (What'd I do to my shoulder?)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 15 16:52:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"6701184365","full_text":"Oh, ow! I think I just broke my shoulder blade while yawning. This will make the rest of the day interesting. #fragileoldman","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 15 14:28:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"6697272600","full_text":"Morning in the moors. (Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Profile Day -- turn to the left\") http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/13914/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 15 13:09:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"6695359506","full_text":"One upside to this perpetual fog: I just saw Lando Calrissian make a deal that will keep the Empire out of this place forever.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 15 12:03:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"6693959754","full_text":"Rain is nice and all, but I'm really tired of having to pay the ferryman just to get from my house to my car.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 14 16:01:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"6665321296","full_text":"It's \"Turn the Camera Upside Down Day\" at #whiskerino. Kinda hard when the camera has sensors that keep it right side up. http://is.gd/5n8TC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 14 05:14:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"6652873332","full_text":"Not been open an hour, & already Athens Locally Grown has $1100+ in sales. Wonder how many sleepy people I'm responsible for Monday morns.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 14 04:53:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"6652402546","full_text":"I went out to look at the meteors, but the fog's so thick I smacked myself in the face trying to see how bad the visibility actually was.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 14 04:32:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"6651914744","full_text":"The latest update on the raw milk situation: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/3536","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 14 00:20:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"6644866465","full_text":"\"Ha ha ha! That's Silly! Snowmans are not alive!\" Guess that subscription to Skeptical Enquirer was a good Christmas prez for Viv after all.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 13 22:05:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"6641282412","full_text":"Ham's done.  http://gdzl.la/7nCLuU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 13 21:50:46 +0000 2009","id_str":"6640881031","full_text":"Made gingerbread cookie dough. Was going to make gingerbread cookies, but missed the recipe step where it said to \"refrigerate overnight\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 13 19:38:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"6637186589","full_text":"Vivian gave me a lesson on the proper plating technique for hotdogs. \"Remember,\" she says, \"it's ketchup on it, not ketchup with it.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 13 18:46:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"6635850333","full_text":"Looks like I'm out of brandy. Oh well... that's what bourbon's for, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 13 16:52:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"6633034209","full_text":"Cured a local fresh ham overnight. Now it begins the long slow bake. Mmmmm... a week of ham! http://is.gd/5lUvr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 13 16:01:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"6631852822","full_text":"Huevos, papas, chorizo, and mole makes for a great breakfast in jammies.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 12 22:46:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"6611577236","full_text":"\"Vivian and Miss Maxwell and Mrs Vaughn and Hayden\"  http://gdzl.la/7nj3Ti","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 12 19:23:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"6606868913","full_text":"I love this guy's #whiskerino photos so, so much. Every single day. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/9schwander/13140/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 12 19:19:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"6606783113","full_text":"We went to our neighborhood Christmas tree farm. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/13142/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 11 11:24:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"6563799172","full_text":"Twelve Deadly Cyns http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/12838/ (Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Album Cover\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 10 17:52:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"6538411223","full_text":"The good Doctor from Gallifrey made an appearance at #whiskerino today: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ulaocealleigh/12615/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 07 12:21:23 +0000 2018","id_str":"961213300284579840","full_text":"We live in a world where you can start your day off with a cotton eyed joe gregorian chant nightcore hardcore dubstep remix. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98bKRYIZd8\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i98bKRYIZd8</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 07 01:39:45 +0000 2018","id_str":"961051826761150464","full_text":"Sparkly nails, spaghetti, ice cream, and teaching my youngest Pig Latin. A nice evening of respite from all the adulting of late.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 06 03:42:45 +0000 2018","id_str":"960720391118512129","full_text":"Finally had the plumber out to the house, and — joy — likely a collapsed sewer pipe under the slab. I’m glad I don’t own the place, but not good news for getting water back any time soon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 05 21:24:46 +0000 2018","id_str":"960625269647265793","full_text":"Holy crap. The notary public at my bank just refused to notarize my documents because they didn’t originate with the bank, as per new company policy. This seems a clear violation of both the law and the notary oath. Guess I have to report them and follow through this that.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 04 17:02:27 +0000 2018","id_str":"960196868667002880","full_text":"Two feverish kids, big work deliverable, impending birthdays, stressful estate sale, and now sewage backing up into bedrooms. It’s been a hell of a few days. Next time around remind me not to try life on “insane mode”.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 03 03:28:09 +0000 2018","id_str":"959629554762633216","full_text":"A short comic about a Frog and a Troll.<br><br><a href=\"http://jordanmello.tumblr.com/post/139432372637/a-short-comic-about-a-frog-and-a-troll\">http://jordanmello.tumblr.com/post/139432372637/a-short-comic-about-a-frog-and-a-troll</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 01 19:32:21 +0000 2018","id_str":"959147425742106625","full_text":"Juniper, while trying to describe the effect her fever has on her: “Gravity is pulling me up instead of down” and “My spirit is facing the wrong direction”.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 31 23:55:34 +0000 2018","id_str":"958851280344031232","full_text":"BB&amp;T, how they’ve treated me after the deaths of my parents, has single-handedly turned me from fairly fiscally conservative to wanting to actively burn everything to the ground.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 31 22:53:07 +0000 2018","id_str":"958835564106649600","full_text":"Lucy is one of my favorite comics artists, and things like this are why. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/LuBellWoo/status/958785686613536768\">https://twitter.com/LuBellWoo/status/958785686613536768</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 31 05:14:46 +0000 2018","id_str":"958569220148813824","full_text":"“Send flowers if you like, as Edith loves them, but in my memory raise a good glass of bourbon or single-malt whisky.” <br><br>Dr. Barry Hollander, UGA journalism professor, had his final article published today. His obituary. <a href=\"http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/onlineathens/obituary.aspx?n=barry-hollander&pid=188024308&fhid=3631\">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/onlineathens/obituary.aspx?n=barry-hollander&pid=188024308&fhid=3631</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 10 14:04:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"6531953334","full_text":"Riverview Farms largely destroyed by tornado yesterday. All people & animals unharmed, buildings gone. Pics on Facebook: http://is.gd/5hU5d","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 10 13:39:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"6531347265","full_text":"Cody Hopkins & Andrea Todt, founders of Conway Locally Grown in Arkansas, won a 2009 Glynwood Harvest Award: http://blip.tv/file/2920938","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 10 13:09:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"6530638893","full_text":"On Thursdays I drive the big truck! http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/12572/ (No #whiskerino site theme today.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 10 03:43:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"6520111427","full_text":"A preview for @tunawalrus  http://gdzl.la/7mNFuL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 09 23:39:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"6512803919","full_text":"Yellow wig, black plastic bowler, & red spray paint acquired. Potentially disturbing photo coming on Friday for Album Cover Day. #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 09 19:25:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"6505836169","full_text":"Got the keys to a brand new server at @joyent. I've got that new computer giddyness mixed with the dread of knowing I've now got work to do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 09 11:25:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"6493679837","full_text":"Up High! http://is.gd/5gM75 Today's #whiskerino site theme is \"High Five\". See http://is.gd/5gM74 for the full effect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 09 00:42:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"6480582595","full_text":"So far tonight I've talked with a newspaper reporter, a filmographer, and a right-wing citizen activist. Some days it's hard being a hermit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 08 21:17:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"6475212621","full_text":"Here's a better URL, to just the really great videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/googlechrome#grid/user/94FC07C80696242D","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 08 21:13:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"6475109209","full_text":"Puppetry, knitting, energetic physics, live harp playing. It's hard to believe these videos are about a web browser. http://is.gd/5ggqP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 08 13:34:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"6463381058","full_text":"How to slice a bagel into two linked halves: http://www.georgehart.com/bagel/bagel.html (I learn so much stuff thanks to MetaFilter!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 08 11:48:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"6461360557","full_text":"Another day, another ritual. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/11999/ (No #whiskerino site theme today)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 07 22:04:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"6443314921","full_text":"Any Athens folks happen to have this hat/wig combo I could borrow? http://www.cyndilauper.com.br/site/images/gerais/CD5-G.jpg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 07 21:19:46 +0000 2009","id_str":"6442142361","full_text":"The contents of http://dreamhoststatus.com : \"BRB\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 07 21:15:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"6442028620","full_text":"Looks like Dreamhost exploded. Can't reach any sites I know of on any of their servers. Including their own status page.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 07 13:55:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"6430993146","full_text":"Chin Spin http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/11691/ (Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"Intentionally Blurry\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 07 03:18:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"6419539475","full_text":"I made a double recipe of from-scratch taco filling so I could have some for another meal. That meal turned out to be \"tenses\". Stuffed!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 05 21:31:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"6380297576","full_text":"Based on this one song alone, I am recommending this band to you: Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros. Listen to \"Home\": http://is.gd/5dqSI","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 05 17:23:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"6374241473","full_text":"My beard on the Broad http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/11168/ (Today's #whiskerino site theme: \"I live here\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 04 22:12:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"6350950447","full_text":"\"Nashville is often called the Athens of the South but, as it turns out, Athens is actually the Athens of the South.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 04 13:38:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"6336878825","full_text":"The elusive farming nerd in his native habitat. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/10869/ (Today's #whiskerino theme: \"beardsneak\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 03 13:51:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"6303590900","full_text":"\"In the by-myself mornings...\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/10584/ (No #whiskerino site theme today)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 03 01:49:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"6289122848","full_text":"Now I have everything I need to make Mandarin Orange & Vanilla Bean raw milk ice cream: http://ow.ly/HVHK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 03 01:43:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"6288937449","full_text":"Received a case of mandarin oranges I bought from @chaffinorchards. The fruit is fantastic, & the farm seems like a top notch place.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 02 18:52:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"6277505253","full_text":"Some people make ephemeral art with sand, others with balloons or tissue paper. This guy makes art with pancakes: http://is.gd/5aiCf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 02 16:43:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"6274105874","full_text":"Cauliflower soup, house cured ham & egg biscuit, and mulled wine @Farm255. Well worth being soaked & shivering. Unless I go all Wm Harrison.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 02 16:00:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"6272940359","full_text":"I really should eat my PB&J for lunch, but it's a cold wet day and the Farm 255 lunch cart is giving away free mulled wine, so...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 02 15:39:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"6272379723","full_text":"I've been looking for software to combine video frames into one static image. OK Go uses a similar concept in new video: http://is.gd/5a7iy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 02 14:59:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"6271281564","full_text":"Whiskers of the Dark http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/10298/ (Today's theme at #whiskerino is \"Minimal Light\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 02 14:40:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"6270778945","full_text":"I had a question so I Googled it. First hit was a weblog post of mine from February, 2000 with the answer. And that is why I keep a weblog.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 01 18:48:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"6243254604","full_text":"http://squareup.com/ may be just what I was waiting for! Could be game changer for accepting pay cards on the go, such as farmers markets.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 01 17:32:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"6241245550","full_text":"Today's theme is \"tacos\" so, um, I'm eating a taco. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/9950/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 01 00:28:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"6218328205","full_text":"Settling in for a St. Andrew's night dinner of haggis and whisky.  http://gdzl.la/7jC3yL","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 30 22:48:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"6215420193","full_text":"It a strange feeling to know that something I made has enough users to warrant its own conference. http://locallygrown.net/weblog/view/3443","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 30 21:15:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"6213036308","full_text":"Man, it's like a sauna out there! A windy, ice cold sauna.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 30 18:23:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"6208867977","full_text":"Happy St. Andrew's Day! http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/9689/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 29 08:21:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"6165315189","full_text":"Sleepy Sunday whiskers (no theme today) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/9346/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 29 08:20:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"6165307123","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 29 03:21:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"6159541539","full_text":"A large raptor smashed into us and took out driver side mirror. Stopping to repack truck so we can see out rearview mirror.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 28 19:25:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"6148582004","full_text":"On the road again. Home in 12 hours or so.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 28 18:04:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"6146757228","full_text":"My dad, his whiskers, and me. (No theme today) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/9111/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 15:14:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"6114082548","full_text":"After Thanksgiving comes hibernation. (Today's site theme: \"Food Coma\") http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/8815/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 01:50:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"6099221946","full_text":"Looking at my baby portrait, you'd swear I was a Talosian. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talosians) http://gdzl.la/7ixEQK","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 01:31:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"6098772443","full_text":"My dad's whiskers are an inspiration.  http://gdzl.la/7iBqwU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 00:59:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"6098010254","full_text":"My monster terndencies also go way, way back.  http://gdzl.la/7ixfhM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 00:30:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"6097321348","full_text":"My hippy heritage is bonafide.  http://gdzl.la/7iwZ72","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 27 00:12:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"6096875463","full_text":"Me snapping beans with my grandparents. I'm wearing a home made Pac-man tshirt and taped glasses, looking gangster. http://gdzl.la/7iwPBH","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 26 23:38:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"6096082454","full_text":"Me as a young boy, apparently auditioning for Ruprecht in \"Dirty Rotten Scoundrels\"  http://gdzl.la/7iAqUU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 26 15:58:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"6084723699","full_text":"I'm thankful for whiskers. (Today's theme: Thanksgiving) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/8514/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 25 14:58:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"6051532036","full_text":"\"Warning: beards in mirror are longer than they appear\" Today's theme: Mirrors http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/8225/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 25 06:52:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"6043302975","full_text":"Daughter, dog, ever more pregnant wife, and I all made it to MO in one piece. Maybe \"more pregnant\" isn't right. Still just one in there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 25 01:26:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"6036110792","full_text":"Having my yearly pre-Thanksgiving White Castle dinner. Yum!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 22:05:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"6020744887","full_text":"There are a lot of really awesome forced perspective shots today at Whiskerino: http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 17:28:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"6013746537","full_text":"OhMyGosh. MuppetsStudio has a YouTube channel full of brand new hi-def videos? Guess I'll be blowing through my bandwidth allowance again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 15:05:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"6009973620","full_text":"My guardian angel adjusts my glasses. (Today's theme: Forced Perspective) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/7921/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 13:33:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"6007781495","full_text":"At some point this morning, we'll start a 12 hour car drive. To (Vivian's) Grandmother's house we go!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 00:22:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"5992722294","full_text":"Looks like on Jan 3, Food Network will air super Iron Chef battle with ingredients from White House garden & Michelle Obama(?) as guest!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 24 00:14:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"5992502010","full_text":"Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 23 13:41:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"5976448697","full_text":"\"The road goes ever on and on...\" (No theme today) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/7616/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 22 14:10:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"5946320517","full_text":"Time for another entry on the beard growth chart. (No theme today) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/7314/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 17:58:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"5924026662","full_text":"The turkeys and I compare beards at @naturesharmony Farm. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/7052/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 16:05:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"5921474530","full_text":"Cows, sheep, and chickens grazing together at @naturesharmony Farm:  http://gdzl.la/7hhjGA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 15:52:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"5921183079","full_text":"We're at @naturesharmony Farm, picking up our Thanksgiving turkeys. Here's a Tom that gets to live another year:  http://gdzl.la/7hhbv3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 21 13:29:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"5918359660","full_text":"\"Enid Oklahoma Farmers Market Going High Tech\" http://is.gd/50llU (I love it when Google emails me these local news stories.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 20 21:41:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"5901255494","full_text":"At least my beer is in a fancy glass. (Today's theme: Non-casual Friday) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/6843/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 20 20:34:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"5899623693","full_text":"Wow. That last tweet garnered me *nine* reply spams.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 20 20:08:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"5899003270","full_text":"Looking forward to tomorrow. I'm heading out to @naturesharmony to pick up my Thanksgiving turkeys and visit with my Christmas goose.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 20 16:05:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"5892846498","full_text":"A little pilgrim girl:  http://gdzl.la/7h1Q4c","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 20 14:22:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"5890117799","full_text":"Having a full Thanksgiving dinner with my daughter's kindergarten class. At 10:15 in the morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 19 12:48:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"5856411662","full_text":"A hedgehog by moonlight? (Today's theme: Black & White) http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/6362/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 18 18:02:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"5832671977","full_text":"\"well I been workin' in a code mine...\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/6078/ #whiskerino (Today's theme: \"A Day at Work\")","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 17 16:27:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"5799663300","full_text":"Grabbing some lunch at the @farm255 farm cart.   http://gdzl.la/7gmFrg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 17 12:46:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"5794687756","full_text":"Stepping out to face the world. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/5680/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 17 09:07:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"5791501925","full_text":"Grrrr. It clouded up since I went to bed. No Leonids for me. Guess I get another 90 minutes of sleep instead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 17 02:00:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"5783487785","full_text":"If you like giving up sleep to be outside in the cold staring at the sky, don't forget the Leonids meteors tonight! http://is.gd/4WIIE","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 16 18:21:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"5771707375","full_text":"Yeah, I hang up on callers who won't identify themselves, won't say who they're trying to reach, and demand to know who I am. You called me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 16 17:10:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"5769986470","full_text":"Check out this *free* debut album by Slowmotions. Good stuff. Kind of Gorillaz-ey, sort of. I like it. http://slowmotionsmusic.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 16 15:47:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"5767948413","full_text":"New downtown Athens lunch option: @Farm255 is introducing a \"farm cart\": http://eepurl.com/eW7J","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 16 14:09:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"5765631738","full_text":"\"We're on the road to paradise / Here we go, here we go\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/5372/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 15 12:43:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"5735308787","full_text":"Two weeks of whiskers, and I look 30 years older. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/5038/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 14 22:05:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"5719651708","full_text":"My Whiskers & Mii http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/4834/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 14 16:48:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"5712694001","full_text":"Ten minutes after thinking I had an extra $60, we had to call a tow truck. I guess someone else needs it more than we do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 22:08:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"5692497327","full_text":"Can't say exactly why, but I feel there is small-batch vodka, fresh cream, kahlua, and Dr. Who in my near future.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 16:53:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"5684344265","full_text":"Some great restaurants make some dissapointing chili.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 16:36:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"5683908143","full_text":"I'm at The Arch, chomping on some chili.  http://gdzl.la/7foY3G","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 13:42:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"5679561597","full_text":"\"...there's some who have no coin to save for turkey, wine or gifts...\" http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/4411/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 04:42:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"5671237028","full_text":"\"La Vida Locavore\" All-local chili from Athens Locally Grown. It's tasty, and it'll be even better tomorrow!  http://twitpic.com/pbcsp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 03:28:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"5669602091","full_text":"The outpouring of #mathowielove is something to behold. We're all pulling for you, @mathowie!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 13 03:00:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"5668936427","full_text":"10pm on a Thursday night? Time to make the Chili! Come try it tomorrow. $10 for the food bank! http://www.dicharityworks.com/chili2009/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 12 21:58:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"5660964087","full_text":"We're in a smaller space now for Athens Locally Grown, so we had to turn our cots/tables into bunk beds.  http://gdzl.la/7feYgJ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 12 16:12:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"5652590631","full_text":"Old School Joyeurs: Waiting on Strongspace migration emails? Me too, but when I logged into the web panel (I rarely do), prompts were there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 12 13:24:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"5648713714","full_text":"My face is determined to have a Van Dyke even if I try to grow the whole beard. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/4060/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 11 21:01:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"5629145858","full_text":"I was just reminded that I promised to enter a chili cookoff on Friday. Guess I need to start thinking about that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 11 13:58:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"5619061536","full_text":"It's another blustery day. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/3731/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 10 23:34:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"5603121332","full_text":"In the 20 minutes I spent trapped in the checkout line, I could have driven to another town, got my shopping done, & been on the way home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 10 14:17:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"5589417027","full_text":"Just another rainy Tuesday. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/3393/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 10 01:28:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"5575787464","full_text":"Let's see... 8:30pm and the girl's in bed. Yup, time for a mug of theraflu and bed myself. &lt;/oldman&gt;","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 09 21:06:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"5568927569","full_text":"Just finished my first parent-teacher conference as a parent. Surprise, surprise, Vivian's doing pretty well in school.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 09 13:02:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"5557916601","full_text":"Smile your little smile --- take some tea with me awhile. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/3023/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 09 11:52:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"5556774192","full_text":"Sailors take warning!  http://gdzl.la/7eiSPT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 08 19:26:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"5538562213","full_text":"Now that's some good bodhrán right there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 08 18:01:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"5536766236","full_text":"When I woke up, didn't know I'd be paddling Viv around a lake in a canoe, eating kettle corn & listing to live music on the shore. Perfect!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 08 13:11:05 +0000 2009","id_str":"5531348958","full_text":"Heading to Dahlonega for HemlockFest. I shall avoid drinking concoctions handed to me by ancient Greeks. http://is.gd/4Q8SM","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 08 12:48:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"5531036300","full_text":"One week in, and I'm a completely different man. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/2678/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 08 03:06:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"5522472695","full_text":"Words cannot express how much I love Venture Brothers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 08 00:53:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"5519680952","full_text":"I'm not saying I've got raw cream in my fridge, but *something* has made this White Russian especially delicious.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 07 14:24:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"5506837451","full_text":"Young beards are delicate creatures and need to be protected. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/2345/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 19:09:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"5486288231","full_text":"Had lunch with a student in Arkansas and his professor in California who are doing a research project on my http://locallygrown.net. Neat!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 14:23:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"5479379823","full_text":"I made an online registration system for the SSAWG conference (well worth attending), which went live today. http://www.ssawgconference.org/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 13:09:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"5477882854","full_text":"The Velveteen Chins http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/1981/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 06 03:08:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"5468792246","full_text":"OMG. The Tauntaun Sleeping bag is a reality, available for pre-order for $99, and is *adult sized*! http://is.gd/4OroX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 29 23:27:00 +0000 2018","id_str":"958119316767105030","full_text":"“I bought a five gallon firefighter charity pickle bucket today so I can fill it with coffee grounds and grow mushrooms in it” is a sentence that sounds like a random word jumble but is 100% true.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 26 20:20:53 +0000 2018","id_str":"956985316237283328","full_text":"My friend Shayai Lucero recently gave an emotional TEDx talk on “Patience and Tolerance: Lessons from Pueblo Traditions”. If you can spare eleven minutes, I think you’ll find it worthwhile. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmUPlCRdXzI\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmUPlCRdXzI</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 23 23:47:30 +0000 2018","id_str":"955950145815883776","full_text":"Oy, Ursula K. Le Guin. She was the last of the literary giants of my childhood. Her Earthsea books ranked second behind Tolkien in our family library.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 20 18:30:27 +0000 2018","id_str":"954783193948934144","full_text":"Sometimes you have late checkout at your hotel and it’s great but then sometimes housekeeping didn’t get the message and they come in while you’re out and throw your stuff in the trash and now it’s in a dumpster somewhere.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 20 14:55:53 +0000 2018","id_str":"954729198756786176","full_text":"Found out this weekend another role model of mine recently passed. Alison was an example of wit, generosity, and determination, and the sustainable Kentucky farm she and her husband ran was an example of what was possible for the rest of us. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/954729198756786176-DT_hIzRVQAEYUrz.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/954729198756786176-DT_hIzRVQAEYUrz.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 19 00:42:32 +0000 2018","id_str":"954152057673605120","full_text":"Dean Allen, @textism, was a role model for me. On writing, programming, business, the web, living. I’m sorry I never got to meet him in person. <a href=\"https://om.co/2018/01/18/dean-allen-rest-in-peace/\">https://om.co/2018/01/18/dean-allen-rest-in-peace/</a>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 18 00:49:26 +0000 2018","id_str":"953791406606290945","full_text":"Current status: pint of Guinness with two shots of espresso. #irish8ball","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 05 17:59:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"5455505563","full_text":"\"GA agriculture officials are reviewing the case to see if they’ll take action against those connected to the raw milk sale and delivery.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 05 14:26:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"5450392884","full_text":"On the way to the bus stop, Vivian asked me to take her picture. And of course I did.  http://gdzl.la/7dhZX8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 05 13:13:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"5448915310","full_text":"Pre-dawn is prime whisker growing time. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/1602/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 04 21:08:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"5430379712","full_text":"Ten minutes after the caterers left, setting up the tables w/ white cloths, the sprinkers came on inside the tent.  http://gdzl.la/7d8HCP","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 04 13:27:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"5419860032","full_text":"Beard growing is serious business. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/1228/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 04 01:47:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"5408507942","full_text":"It's hard to feel especially creative when there's people like this walking about: http://bit.ly/1Hnc04","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 03 16:40:05 +0000 2009","id_str":"5395470502","full_text":"New grass, new sprinkler system, a circus tent, and frat boys: a disaster waiting to happen.   http://gdzl.la/7cT7t3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 03 13:09:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"5390775642","full_text":"I've been working on my Michael Moore impression. Needs more bacon. http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/844/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 02 18:25:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"5369314454","full_text":"One day in, and I'm already bearded! http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/530/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 01 17:58:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"5342186722","full_text":"I'm a grower *and* a show-er! http://whiskerino.org/2009/beards/ewagoner/ #whiskerino","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 31 20:52:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"5322381065","full_text":"A pair of plumbers, pumpkin edition:  http://gdzl.la/7bX9jS","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 31 20:39:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"5322133901","full_text":"A pair of plumbers.  http://gdzl.la/7bT9Pa","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 30 22:31:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"5299654052","full_text":"Another month, another paycheck that's about half my household's monthly expenses. Not too sustainable. Need to fix that, and soon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 30 21:08:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"5297799304","full_text":"In Athens, GA for Halloween tomorrow night (it is *the* place to be for Halloween)? Come be a part of the Wild Rumpus! http://is.gd/4IvJC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 30 19:33:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"5295679779","full_text":"Congrats to Masten Space Systems for a flawless Lunar Lander XPrize flight. May have just snagged themselves a million bucks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 30 17:47:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"5293261155","full_text":"\"The Chicken Whisperer\" radio show already streaming. Here's a link to the .m3u file (for iTunes, etc.) I'm on 30min in.  http://is.gd/4IlH2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 30 15:35:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"5289991641","full_text":"I'll be on \"The Chicken Whisperer\"'s online radio show today at 12:20ish, talking about raw milk. Scary stuff! http://is.gd/4Iel7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 30 14:14:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"5288006341","full_text":"My recently bought out bank mis-scanned a check, tried routing it to a nonexistent bank, & then charged me $10 for their mistake. Not cool.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 30 10:52:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"5284342019","full_text":"Luigi came to my house this morning.  http://gdzl.la/7bxddT","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 28 23:34:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"5244078445","full_text":"Got another dozen Google Wave invites. If you want one, DM me your email address (or send it via Facebook message).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 28 18:34:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"5237099567","full_text":"Two simultaneous woots-off going on. Yo, @wootoff! I get paid at the top of the month, so I'm bone dry now. Good try, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 28 15:37:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"5232981492","full_text":"Local raw-milk camembert, blue, and gruyere cheese, coming soon thanks to the *hard* work at Nature's Harmony Farm: http://is.gd/4FZMB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 28 14:51:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"5231861539","full_text":"3 weeks ago, I ordered 13 150qt marine coolers at $100 each. They're here, but now the federal government is preventing me from using them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 28 14:02:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"5230733973","full_text":"If you're posting links that to Facebook posts that are links to another site, just post the original link. Not all's logged into Facebook.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 27 17:22:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"5205761958","full_text":"Trying a cup of \"the Soup Nazi\"'s seafood bisque. The verdict? Some things just shouldn't be mass distributed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 27 16:29:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"5204503205","full_text":"Two months ago, Viv was excited to get on the school bus. ( http://is.gd/4EuIb ) Is she still? Yup: http://is.gd/4EuIk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 26 13:07:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"5172315802","full_text":"Viv likes to make many versions of herself on the Wii. Yesterday, I found she made another of me, with baggy eyes.  http://gdzl.la/7azW8w","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 25 19:04:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"5153193913","full_text":"Why I was thinking about getting some help w/ publicity? Seems I'm \"a public relations professional of some experience\" http://is.gd/4BcxR","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 24 22:27:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"5132887798","full_text":"Never thought I'd be a plaintiff in a federal lawsuit, suing the government, but I've just signed the papers to make it so.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 24 20:39:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"5130831539","full_text":"Rapid fire the conversation moves on to global warming & straight through to the \"damn immigrants\". While eating Chinese with chopsticks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 24 20:32:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"5130697166","full_text":"\"They're giving live flu to kids to spread it around. Obama wants to dumb us down & kill off the old people. It's live cancer from animals.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 24 20:29:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"5130629260","full_text":"Wow. Lady next to me spat out enough flu vaccine conspiracy stories in five minutes to fill 2 or 3 novels. \"Saw it on the TV & the Fox News\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 24 02:28:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"5113677449","full_text":"Blade Runner looks really nice on Blu-Ray.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 23 21:32:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"5107429112","full_text":"Time to go home and spend a weekend not worrying about getting arrested. Just like the good old days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 23 20:49:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"5106499843","full_text":"I meant to say 2nd track -- \"The Sparrow Looks Up At The Machine\". It's jarring.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 23 20:47:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"5106458399","full_text":"Received The Flaming Lips latest today, \"Embryonic\". I like it. 2:34 in the 1st track there's GSM interference that I'm sure doesn't belong.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 23 15:39:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"5099458631","full_text":"Just learned that George Washington of all people invented the word \"bakery\". Previously they were called \"bakehouses\". http://is.gd/4xK15","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 23 13:12:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"5096187764","full_text":"Athens Banner-Herald owners had big debt payment due today. Their website wasn't updated with today's news last night. Did they fold?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 23 01:54:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"5086010547","full_text":"Our kindergartener fell asleep with a book in one hand and a flashlight in another. Looks like she got a few of my genes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 22 15:16:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"5071384410","full_text":"MP3 audio (10MB) of the full WGAU interview this morning re: raw milk & the seizure this week. http://www.ericwagoner.info/WGAUInterview.mp3","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 22 13:53:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"5069559700","full_text":"The full milk dumping footage is now on YouTube. Part One: http://is.gd/4vQOm Part Two: http://is.gd/4vQOn","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 22 13:48:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"5069444708","full_text":"Seemed to go fairly well. I didn't stutter *all* that much.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 22 13:28:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"5069047764","full_text":"Going to try using Rogue Amoeba's RadioShift to record the interview. Took less than a minute to install & get running. http://is.gd/4vOze","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 22 13:12:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"5068724236","full_text":"I'll be on the air (via phone call) in about 20 minutes. Live stream here: http://1340wgau.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 21 21:37:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"5053022492","full_text":"Scheduled to be on 1340 WGAU AM radio tomorrow morning a bit after 9:30 to talk milk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 21 19:48:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"5050756617","full_text":"My doctor tells me, \"You're in the paper more than anyone I know.\" Who'd've thunk helping people find good food would make one infamous?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 21 18:02:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"5048828195","full_text":"Part 1 of the video timed out yet again. Making some tweaks & will re-try. However part 2 is live http://bit.ly/2QCAFP","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 21 14:40:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"5045199356","full_text":"Found an awesome 1834 almanac for the state of Georgia on Google Books. The title alone's 115 chars too long for Twitter: http://is.gd/4ubJN","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 20 22:46:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"5029512497","full_text":"A ten minute video has been uploading to YouTube for six hours. Only \"about 2 hours\" to go. Sheesh! Then I've got to do it again for part 2.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 20 20:26:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"5026615345","full_text":"\"The Universe is awesome! Let me show you it!\" Jack Horkheimer dropped 2 months of Star Gazer podcasts today & 'course I have to watch 'em.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 20 02:27:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"5008122125","full_text":"21 minutes of milk dumping, along with some civil disobedience (can't believe I'm typing that): http://gallery.me.com/ericwagoner/100056","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 23:46:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"5004203090","full_text":"It's cold and there are wolves after me. Time for some Mexican hot chocolate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 23:31:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"5003847126","full_text":"Uploading 20 minutes of raw footage of the milk dumping. \"Time remaining: about 2 hours\" Link TBA. Lots of footage & photos taken today.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 22:55:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"5003025613","full_text":"It was rather icy this morn. I slipped & fell down my steps & landed right on my coccyx. Now that my adrenalin rush is wearing off... ouch!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 18:03:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"4996655582","full_text":"Contemplating selling off these 110 milk jugs I find myself with. Maybe a Farmers & Consumers Defense League fundraiser.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 17:49:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"4996346962","full_text":"Pics and movies to follow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 17:45:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"4996273392","full_text":"They have left.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 17:39:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"4996136538","full_text":"It's done.  http://yfrog.com/16p3gj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 17:19:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"4995714228","full_text":"They're here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 15:06:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"4992840953","full_text":"Grilling grass-fed burgers for the assembled crowd. Or, put another way, dispensing potentially undercooked meat without a license.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 12:53:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"4990184075","full_text":"The state called. They are \"tied up at another inspection\" and won't be here until 1:30.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 19 11:19:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"4988659286","full_text":"The girl's off to school. Now, we wait. State officials are supposed to be here at 9am.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 18 23:26:46 +0000 2009","id_str":"4977181093","full_text":"My girl just threw up like a week's worth of food in my car. That was unexpected.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 18 18:58:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"4971645958","full_text":"I'd be a *lot* less stressed if I knew what was happening tomorrow. Are they just dumping milk? Will they have search warrants? Cuffs?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 17 23:10:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"4953484084","full_text":"Making locally grown soup with onion, leeks, potatoes, & yogurt. Getting a few good meals in before I'm hauled off to the pokey on Monday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 17 13:24:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"4941765425","full_text":"Athens Banner-Herald article on the milk seizure: http://bit.ly/4fEac9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 17 01:21:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"4931635656","full_text":"The two-minute segment on WSB-TV news about the milk seizure is now online here: http://www.wsbtv.com/video/21320800/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 22:01:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"4927321685","full_text":"I just caught my brain singing \"To All the Girls I Loved Before\" in a Boris Badenov accent. It's such a weird brain.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 20:46:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"4925615414","full_text":"I'll be on the #1 rated newscast in Atlanta tonight talking about milk while wearing a T-shirt featuring C-3PO & the Tin Man in a fistfight.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 18:59:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"4923112068","full_text":"If no one else'll eat this peanut butter, banana, & bacon doughnut, I will. On an empty stomach, sure, but what's the worst that can happen?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 18:13:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"4922091715","full_text":"Just finished an on camera interview with WSB-TV regarding yesterday's milk seizure. Apparently the state declined to be interviewed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 03:06:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"4906548322","full_text":"Here's my take on what the state of GA did at my farmers market today: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/3132","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 16 02:09:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"4905188321","full_text":"The seizure by the state of Georgia today of 110 gallons of legally purchased raw milk is getting national attention:  http://is.gd/4lBzY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 15 17:36:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"4893954384","full_text":"Verizon Wireless called me out of the blue to say they were refunding all $400 of my overage charge, since it was my first offence. So nice!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 14 19:11:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"4869190348","full_text":"I find my office's lack of chocolate disturbing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 14 14:47:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"4863324341","full_text":"You can find me in Google's land of milk and honey at ewagoner@googlewave.com<br><br>I've got a handful of invites if you'd like to join me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 13 14:49:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"4836344742","full_text":"Rumor has it The National has green chile cheeseburgers on special for lunch today. I'll likely be disappointed, but I'll give them a try.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 12 23:17:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"4820308719","full_text":"Oh, this rain it will continue /<br>Through the morning as I'm listening /<br>To the bells of the cathedral /<br>I am thinking of your voice...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 12 18:44:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"4814616642","full_text":"In St. Helena, SC, eating some Gullah grub: http://gullahgrubs.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 11 21:35:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"4793164357","full_text":"Eating flounder & shrimp dockside in Port Royal, South Carolina.  http://twitpic.com/l66fb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 10 22:06:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"4769981425","full_text":"Locally Grown campfire stew. Nom nom! http://twitpic.com/l10go","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 10 19:04:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"4766571510","full_text":"Storm's a-brewin'.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 10 01:55:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"4750918826","full_text":"Made it! Now setting up our tent in the dark. Well, it would be dark except for all of our farmers market flashlights.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 09 20:32:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"4743945273","full_text":"Just lying smiling in the dark / shooting starts around your heart / dreams come bouncing in your head / pure and simple every time","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 09 19:22:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"4742384351","full_text":"3:30 and still haven't left home. No beach today. We'll be lucky to get to the campground before they close.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 09 16:06:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"4737832187","full_text":"Haven't even left the house yet, and my mouth's already watering for the 11th Street Dockside restaurant: http://www.11thstreetdockside.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 09 13:06:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"4733746171","full_text":"Got my Verizon Wireless bill for the runaway bandwidth usage last month. The damage: $562.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 08 13:07:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"4708283464","full_text":"9 o'clock and I've already been driving around for two and a half hours. Time to get to the office and do some paying work.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 08 01:17:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"4697356906","full_text":"Local Farms First: An online farmers market for Western Colorado http://is.gd/43CDd (run by a world champion freeskier! http://is.gd/43CFX)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 08 00:56:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"4696855175","full_text":"\"Local farmers will be bringing their products to the table during the Conway Locally Grown 'Farm to Table' dinner\": http://is.gd/43B8z","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 07 23:40:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"4695094025","full_text":"If I live through tomorrow, we're going to the beach on Friday. For reals.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 07 21:56:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"4693059955","full_text":"It was bound to happen eventually. The delivery truck we use for market - tomorrow - is in the shop and won't be ready. We're scrambling.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 07 19:30:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"4689916115","full_text":"Another week, another $1000 in automotive repairs. When we get these flying cars, they'll be solid state with fewer moving parts, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 06 14:23:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"4655987045","full_text":"The neighbor's dogs apparently came over this morning and killed Vivian's favorite cat. It's going to be a rough evening.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 05 21:02:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"4637578269","full_text":"11 years ago I saw a series of paintings at a coffee shop that grabbed me like no others. Today I stumbled upon the artist in his studio. ++","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 05 18:56:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"4634788684","full_text":"Secret cabal of NM Tech pranksters revealed! http://is.gd/3Z1LO http://is.gd/3Z1LL Yes, I was there during some of that time. Why d'you ask?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 05 17:58:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"4633519548","full_text":"Just had my first \"Hey -- I saw you in that nerd documentary\" experience. From an employee at the Apple store, so not exactly \"in the wild\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 03 22:50:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"4589476932","full_text":"Another successful Hunter's Moon Feast! Most everyone's left but the campers. Meat coming off the grill:  http://twitpic.com/k5mc1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 03 11:52:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"4577292701","full_text":"In between naps, I added more charcoal and hardwood to the fire throughout the night. Six hours 'til food!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 03 03:34:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"4571194620","full_text":"Sampled the blueberry mead as I transferred it to the serving cask for tomorrow's party. New favorite! http://twitpic.com/k1muc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 03 01:16:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"4568388982","full_text":"In the next 15 hours I'll be cooking: a heritage turkey, 2 smoked pork butts, a lamb quarter, a mess of ribs, pastured beef burgers, shrimp.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 01 15:31:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"4527123096","full_text":"\"The Evolution of Trickster Stories Among the Dogs of North Park After the Change\" evokes great stories by its name alone http://is.gd/3QADb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 30 22:41:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"4509251856","full_text":"Grrrrr. The helpful hardware man at Ace gave me wrong part even though I gave the part #. Now I've got a disassembled mower in my driveway.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 30 19:26:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"4504936320","full_text":"*yawn* I think it's time to get that triple cubano latte I've been saving all month for.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 30 11:20:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"4494816287","full_text":"Listening about zombie cockroaches being eaten alive by wasp larvae. More sci fi? No: RadioLab, a fantastic science podcast & NPR radio show","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 29 23:57:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"4483729663","full_text":"Opening night at the county fair!  http://twitpic.com/jnrav","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 29 21:29:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"4480434066","full_text":"Gave a guest talk on locallygrown.net & food systems to UGA geog students. Here're their rooftop gardens: http://twitpic.com/jn667","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 29 01:00:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"4457991212","full_text":"RIP, @JongGuthrie. Lord, it's been a hard year for Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 28 20:49:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"4452274370","full_text":"Here's another competitor (one who actually lists my site as competition): http://localdirt.com They say they got $500k-1M in funding!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 15 17:47:27 +0000 2018","id_str":"952960435359170560","full_text":"Put $20 in the quarter slots by my gate, spun three times, and cashed out with $116.25. To achieve balance, the WiFi on the plane is busted and I’m the smallest guy in my row of seats.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 14 03:56:05 +0000 2018","id_str":"952388824977387520","full_text":"There’s a 90s nostalgia band playing at this bowling alley. They just played a “It’s been one week” / “Hey Macarena” medley. #onpoint","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 13 15:55:53 +0000 2018","id_str":"952207583510593536","full_text":"You’ve not spent a restless night in a hotel room in Vegas until you’ve spent a restless night in a hotel room in Vegas adjacent to a suite full of sheiks on a bender.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 06 23:39:52 +0000 2018","id_str":"949787632611053571","full_text":"Just discovered the series “The Hairy Bikers’ Bakation” on BritBox. I’ve never seen them before but I want to be their friends. Or them. Either one.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 03 13:08:28 +0000 2018","id_str":"948541570361577472","full_text":"I think I need some more malt-o-meal.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 28 20:42:49 +0000 2017","id_str":"946481585074921475","full_text":"Sokath , his eyes open.<br><br><a href=\"http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/12/26/a-history-of-the-silmarils-in-the-fifth-age/\">http://slatestarcodex.com/2017/12/26/a-history-of-the-silmarils-in-the-fifth-age/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 27 18:54:18 +0000 2017","id_str":"946091887643058176","full_text":"“Now I’m in my mid-forties and I’m trying a new thing with my depression. I have no idea if it’ll work any better than all the others, but here it goes.”<br><br>Derek Powazek - Depression is a Loaded Gun<br><br><a href=\"http://powazek.com/posts/3532\">http://powazek.com/posts/3532</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 28 20:14:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"4451491147","full_text":"Just discovered another http://locallygrown.net competitor: http://www.localfoodmarketplace.com. There will be more -- it's a good model.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 25 16:12:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"4371672063","full_text":"I was hungry, until someone apparently cooked sardines in the communal microwave. Maybe I'll go for a walk instead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 24 16:01:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"4344821995","full_text":"It's not a company meeting until someone's wearing the giant foam cowboy hat.  http://twitpic.com/iy7h8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 22 12:40:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"4170959414","full_text":"The frat boys next door are watering their grass in case the 25\" of rain we got this week wasn't enough.  http://twitpic.com/ip0s7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 22 01:00:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"4160557813","full_text":"Having my mind blown by Sal Saghoian talking about services in Snow Leopard on MacBreak HD. Just another nerdy Mon night. http://is.gd/3xJzq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 21 11:59:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"4144761451","full_text":"I always knew I'd be living in a science fiction story some day. I just never thought it'd be Bradbury's \"All Summer in a Day\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 19 22:24:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"4111383006","full_text":"For dinner: chile rellenos con cordero (roasted poblano chiles stuffed with cheese & lamb, then dipped in a light egg batter & pan fried)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 19 17:37:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"4106367713","full_text":"My daughter (aka Luigi) gave me (aka Mario) a birthday card. http://is.gd/3sx13  Any guesses what she wants us to dress as for Halloween?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 18 21:48:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"4088835794","full_text":"My IRA balance now exceeds the debt I owe from my daughter's birth. Many thanks to my debtor for letting me pay more slowly so I could save.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 17 14:17:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"4054741498","full_text":"Stupid muscle memory. I've already written two checks today dated 9/17/71.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 16 21:37:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"4038932625","full_text":"Conferences aren't all work and drudgery. I was able to get some good corn holeing in.  http://twitpic.com/hz5de","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 16 19:23:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"4036136678","full_text":"Helicopter just landed 100 feet from me. Never been that close before. (Don't worry -- only a drill.) http://twitpic.com/hymva","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 15 16:36:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"4007839610","full_text":"I'm on Netflix! RT @mc_frontalot Watch Nerdcore Rising: The Movie on Netflix streaming, immediately now: http://frontalot.com/wee/netflix","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 15 01:49:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"3994700919","full_text":"It's ten at night and I'm making about a gallon of pesto to freeze. When the basil is ready, the basil is ready.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 14 20:41:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"3988121205","full_text":"My employer's annual user conference begins in 20 minutes. Which of course means my sleep deficit will double this week. /me grabs coffee","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 12 16:33:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"3936422022","full_text":"So something has made my bandwidth usage over the past week average 100MB/hour. I'm going to get a huge bill. Guess I need to watch closely.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 10 17:42:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"3892079880","full_text":"Just rewrote a routine that's been bothering me. Now it runs 20x faster. I like it when that happens. Feels like I'm learning something.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 10 11:21:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"3885343559","full_text":"I don't know. \"Obama lied and the sick were looked after\" doesn't have the same ring to it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 09 01:04:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"3853163886","full_text":"Pastured pork loin, a quick peach chutney, okra chips, and nut & rice pilaf. Not bad for a Tuesday night.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 08 11:22:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"3838328533","full_text":"On way to bus stop, we had to go around a Mirkwood-sized spiderweb blocking the driveway. 10 mins later it was gone. Sasquatch following us?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 07 20:14:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"3825086187","full_text":"Here is my profile in the Athens Banner Herald's money section: http://is.gd/30ku6<br><br>Here's how it looked in print: http://twitpic.com/gvsuq","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 07 14:19:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"3818956295","full_text":"\"Sinner, Baker, Fablist, Priest; Red Mask, Black Mask, Gentleman, Beast\" by Eugie Foster unexpectedly transformed my day. What a story!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 06 22:48:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"3806771152","full_text":"Never thought I'd be featured on the front page of the \"money\" section of a newspaper, yet there I am. Hopefully it'll be online tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 06 00:32:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"3788903422","full_text":"I scoff at all the pathetic nerds and their geeky parties over at DragonCon. I'm going to stay home by myself and upgrade my OS.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 05 17:11:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"3781911671","full_text":"And the lion shall lie down with the lamb.  http://twitpic.com/gl2nb","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 04 14:28:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"3757684401","full_text":"Just discovered a college friend suddenly fell ill & died. RIP, Sean, and much love to your family (all Techies): http://is.gd/2Syx2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 03 22:32:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"3743679207","full_text":"Awesome! My market got the minimum number of endorsements needed to be eligible for a $100k prize. More couldn't hurt: http://is.gd/2QMBC :)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 03 16:52:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"3737201372","full_text":"I'm only three days in, and already my \"Virgo Month of Leisure\" is all shot to hell. One of these years... http://is.gd/2QbKX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 03 00:28:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"3722680503","full_text":"I gotta say... this scratchy throat thing I feel coming on? Not a fan.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 02 23:30:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"3721568597","full_text":"Red onions, garlic, leeks, white sweet potatoes, carrots, and mushrooms, soon to be creamy shrimp soup.  http://twitpic.com/g9211","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 02 00:02:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"3700059311","full_text":"I have a lovely lotus blossom on my front porch.  http://twitpic.com/g57wu","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 01 20:35:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"3696252612","full_text":"It was as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. #gmailoutage09","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 01 15:47:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"3690654697","full_text":"Damned profanity checker. Was just prevented from typing \"quantities\" because it contains \"tities\" which I guess is too close to \"titties\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 01 11:55:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"3686802884","full_text":"Blueberry mead is quite beautiful. It's for a Locally Grown party at my place on 10/3. Will you be there? http://twitpic.com/g2t0w","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 01 00:15:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"3677168287","full_text":"\"What's making it run?\" <br>\"Ghost power!\"<br><br>Come on now, Velma. When has it ever turned out to be \"ghost power\"?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 29 20:54:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"3631937384","full_text":"Finally filed 2008 taxes. (I know, I know...)  Feds owe us $3k, yet I need to pay the state $200. Wacky.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 29 00:07:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"3614749020","full_text":"It's a shrimp and grits kind of night.  http://twitpic.com/fmv5u","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 28 20:03:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"3610105231","full_text":"“Never thought I’d be selling online, being the old country boy that I am.“ TV news story re TN locallygrown.net market: http://is.gd/2Eqd5","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 28 16:00:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"3605242224","full_text":"Once again I owe thanks to Coverville. Miles Fisher's cover of Talking Head's Naive Melody is fantastic. The video, too. http://is.gd/2E8Qy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 28 15:03:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"3604107256","full_text":"Thought my local bank's online system couldn't be any worse, just found if you don't log in once every 60 days, they *delete your account*.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 28 02:08:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"3593708253","full_text":"I'm flabbergasted. Someone had the chutzpa to cover a bad check they wrote me by writing me another bad check.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 27 16:44:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"3582668149","full_text":"Just got invited to a party Saturday night a good five hours away. In my younger days, I'd have probably gone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 27 11:04:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"3577141470","full_text":"To get to the bus we had to quietly walk through Bowser Forest. She's a bit obsessed with Mario Bros.  http://twitpic.com/ffnde","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 27 01:04:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"3569075066","full_text":"A classic: \"Reconsidering Star Wars IV in the light of I-III\" http://bit.ly/fYZf6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 26 20:10:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"3563469454","full_text":"Banjo master & folk traditionalist Billy Faier has decided all of his music can be downloaded for free. Drink up! http://billyfaier.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 26 11:12:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"3554386887","full_text":"My body's still adjusting to the new morning routines. I do enjoy the peaceful walk back down the drive.  http://twitpic.com/fbhr5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 25 22:41:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"3544212051","full_text":"When Viv thinks back to when she was five, I wonder what she'll remember most fondly: starting school, or the arrival of her younger sibling","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 25 22:10:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"3543638664","full_text":"The Gouden Carolus Cuvee Van De Keizer from Belgium is pretty darned fantastic. And on tap!  http://twitpic.com/f9ief","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 25 21:22:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"3542778675","full_text":"Heading off to the special screening of Food, Inc. at Cine. Guess I'll grab something tasty at Trappeze first.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 25 14:07:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"3535180012","full_text":"I now start every weekday off with a huge dose of cuteness: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/3856175702/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 25 12:52:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"3534041143","full_text":"Easy enough. Took two calls and a verbal presentation of my evidence I had mailed the returns on time, and the IRS dropped the penalties.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 25 11:40:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"3533144957","full_text":"Whoa. Got a letter from the IRS stating the business return mailed in April didn't arrive until July so now I owe $540. Hope I got a receipt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 21 19:43:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"3456706559","full_text":"Enjoying a milkshake while watching the cows that gave the milk enjoy their pasture at the Spring Ridge Creamery in Otto, North Carolina.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 21 14:32:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"3450620761","full_text":"Packing & getting ready to come home after a week of coding in the Tennessee mountains. Productive, but somehow I made more work for myself.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 21 03:47:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"3442691692","full_text":"Just learned I work with the former bassist with the Violent Femmes. There's only two dozen of us, I should know these things!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 21 00:32:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"3439070075","full_text":"Oh, hey! There's a v3 of the Google Maps API, & I had no idea. Been playing with it all day. Thumbs up. No key needed! http://is.gd/2qMpi","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 20 03:07:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"3419744748","full_text":"Screenr is pretty amazing for quick off the cuff screencasts. I think I'll have all sorts of uses for this! http://www.screenr.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 19 16:33:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"3408056486","full_text":"St. Croix, USVI, once breadbasket of Caribbean, imports 99.5% of its food. New locallygrown.net market hopes to fix that: http://is.gd/2ozxQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 19 13:44:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"3405075953","full_text":"Woke up early to give Viv a call to wish her a happy 5th birthday. Not early enough: she got on the bus almost an hour earlier. #daddyfail","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 17 23:41:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"3371628131","full_text":"I'm away for the week in the Smoky Mountains at a collaborative programmer's retreat w/ coders from a partner company, building cool things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 15 22:50:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"3335155828","full_text":"Wooden train sets are *much* cheaper if you forgo the Thomas brand for compatible sets. 1/4 the price.  http://twitpic.com/e1nrp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 15 20:50:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"3333565782","full_text":"Somewhere, under all the plastic, is a birthday cake.  http://twitpic.com/e13cw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 15 16:15:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"3330009991","full_text":"Making a princess birthday cake for the girl's 5th birthday party. Not a bad way to spend a Saturday morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 15 00:20:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"3318881386","full_text":"It's done. HughesNet literally stole $300 from me just as if they robbed me at the ATM. Guess I can dispute my credit card & go from there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 15 00:15:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"3318799593","full_text":"She literally said \"Sales & Support have different databases. Mine says you're still under contract. I can't show you anything.\" #HughesNet","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 15 00:12:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"3318759104","full_text":"\"I can't prove anything. How about I only charge you  $300?\" HughesNet are criminals.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 14 23:43:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"3318272289","full_text":"The hell? They can't offer me any proof that I'm under contract, yet she's demanding I pay over $1000 to cancel today. New low for HughesNet","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 14 23:33:05 +0000 2009","id_str":"3318097027","full_text":"I'm now an hour into trying to cancel HughesNet service. Billing claiming I'm under contract when sales & support have said not for months.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 14 23:11:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"3317741541","full_text":"Classic. HughesNet routed me to four different departments, gave me several case numbers, & finally hung up on me. Trying to cancel service!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 14 19:18:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"3313652819","full_text":"A leaf blower, I could ignore. It's the 2 hand helds & the giant one on wheels going back & forth outside my windows that puts me in a rage.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 14 16:51:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"3310902332","full_text":"I really liked PodCastle's \"Immersed in Matter\" by Nina Hoffman. A shape-shifting fairy wants to talk to horses, and ends up buying one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 12 23:09:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"3275151089","full_text":"Hanging with the ruby geeks at the Atlanta Ruby Users Meeting. It's my social outlet for the month. No, I don't get out much anymore.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 12 19:01:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"3270709220","full_text":"Finally installed an aux in on my car stereo. Can't believe I had to disassemble the entire passenger compartment to do so, but there ya go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 10 18:57:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"3230060609","full_text":"You know, I don't think I ever realized Tone Loc's Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina *were* different songs http://is.gd/2aJT3 (via @texturl)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 10 11:38:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"3223635134","full_text":"Turning off the landline. The only one who called the landline was our whackjob congressman's robots, and I'm not paying $75/month for that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 10 11:29:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"3223549104","full_text":"Filling out mail-in rebate forms for the Verizon MiFi personal internet hotspot. I feel like a traveller from the future stuck in the past.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 09 23:08:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"3215326087","full_text":"Why do I not have any rosemary in my kitchen? Possibly related, why am I roasting potatoes when the air conditioning's out?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 08 14:53:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"3193616296","full_text":"Off to one last trip to the Georgia Aquarium before our passes expire.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 07 17:20:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"3180494156","full_text":"Pulled the trigger to dump HughesNet satellite internet after seven unhappy years in favor of Verizon wireless data. Same price, much better","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 07 15:41:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"3179215240","full_text":"Brock Sampson has been describing fancy cheeseburgers to me all morning. One guess what's for lunch. http://cheeseandburger.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 07 11:10:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"3176486275","full_text":"Waiting for the school bus!  http://twitpic.com/d0qt2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 06 01:38:46 +0000 2009","id_str":"3157637292","full_text":"Wii Resort Sports sword play in \"survival mode\" is the closest simulation to SCA fighting I've seen, like having a pell that fights back. A+","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 05 20:08:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"3151926413","full_text":"Getting ready to go to kindergarten open house to meet the teacher. I guess this thing's for real.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 05 14:35:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"3146071113","full_text":"When I ignore red flags starting a business relationship with someone because they seem nice enough, I always get burned. Nice isn't enough.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 05 13:43:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"3145270864","full_text":"\"Come Lady Death\" by Peter S Beagle. What if you invite Death to a grand ball, and Death RSVPs? Great 1st ep of PodCastle, a fantasy podcast","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 04 19:10:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"3129803856","full_text":"Verizon MiFi is an awesome device. The data plan pricing on the other hand is sheer lunacy. $59/mo for 5gb, $199/mo for 10gb. Why not buy 3?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 02 04:03:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"3081375928","full_text":"Back from the T&G banquet. Had a great time. Don't recall the last time I cried on mic though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 01 19:35:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"3074537430","full_text":"Town & Gown Players Annual Banquet tonight. Time for looking back with heavy hearts and then ahead to brighter future.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 31 20:52:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"3058028734","full_text":"iPhone software update borked my phone, and is making me go through the restore to factory settings & then restore from backup steps. Ug.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 31 20:34:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"3057730553","full_text":"Too bad congress hurriedly voted to throw another $2 billion for \"cash for clunkers\" without taking time to fix the well documented problems","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 31 18:54:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"3055971078","full_text":"I've been chosen as one of this year's \"40 Up & Coming Athens Entrepreneurs Under 40\". Cool!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 30 01:18:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"2921031132","full_text":"Comics. Often dirty. Usually really funny. http://www.oglaf.com/archive.html (NSFW!!!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 29 16:37:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"2912378086","full_text":"Please contact your US Rep to urge support for the Kaptur-Farr proposal for HR2749, the \"Food Safety Enhancement Act\" http://is.gd/1SU93","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 28 18:11:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"2894227939","full_text":"Anyone feel the two small earthquakes south of Athens on Friday? http://bit.ly/l2DcA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 26 20:14:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"2857833820","full_text":"Took me a week to find an old smoke detector with a low battery my wife had in a bag at the bottom of a pile of unrelated things. Beeping!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 26 16:10:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"2854653043","full_text":"I'm making five gallons of blueberry mead today. We'll drink it young, in only 10 weeks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 26 00:28:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"2845374703","full_text":"That was a crazy amount of work but totally tasty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 25 22:56:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"2844233659","full_text":"Fairly certain now this recipe was an elaborate hoax. Whole fish, stuffed w/ ratatouilli, wrapped in crepes, then wrapped in another crust?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 25 13:52:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"2837324688","full_text":"I'm at the Athens Farmers Market, to help present this year's slate of Athens Local Food Awards winners.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 25 00:48:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"2829296962","full_text":"\"Will You Be An Astronaut?\" by Greg van Eekhout: kid's book from alternate future, includes the vocab phrase \"the North American diaspora\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 24 20:54:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"2825722772","full_text":"My shrimp guy brought me two sea trout yesterday. Think I'll make an herbed salt crust and stuff with a summer ratatouille.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 24 17:53:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"2822742493","full_text":"Vivian starts kindergarten two weeks from today. I seriously don't know how that's even possible.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 24 14:47:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"2819474701","full_text":"Why walk down the aisle, when you can boogie? http://bit.ly/mw4ha","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 24 02:29:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"2810768936","full_text":"\"N-words\" by Ted Kosmatka: story told by the widow of a cloned Neanderthal that takes place at his funeral, with Phelps-like protesters. A++","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 23 18:32:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"2802998737","full_text":"My interview last month with the Wash Post was cut down to one sentence in this article, but it's still a great article: http://is.gd/1Jbcr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 23 17:43:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"2802158769","full_text":"My backlog of unlistened EscapePod episodes is down to a mere 13. (It's a great sci-fi podcast with readings of the best of today's fiction)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 23 03:08:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"2791207522","full_text":"Was heading to bed. Now, disabling Google geocoding until I can see what changed, tomorrow. Easy to disable, now I know what's happening.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 23 02:41:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"2790752313","full_text":"Google just push through an API change? Minutes ago, all my apps using the ym4r google maps code started throwing errors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 22 17:11:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"2781215330","full_text":"A sudden end to easy oil will be catastrophic, no doubt, but it might be worth it just to be rid of these infernal leaf blowers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 22 14:10:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"2778253886","full_text":"The first commercial competitor to my http://locallygrown.net launched this week: http://www.farmsreach.com (CTO was co-founder of Nullsoft)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 22 21:15:48 +0000 2017","id_str":"944315557372981249","full_text":"The world’s greatest movie, but in song. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttKn1eGKTew\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttKn1eGKTew</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 18 19:22:25 +0000 2017","id_str":"942837475457806336","full_text":"Athenians: the old paint store in Normaltown is now a discount book store. I could have easily bought enough books to require a whole new bookcase.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 15 18:07:44 +0000 2017","id_str":"941731516630974464","full_text":"Corn Mo, one of the more unusual musicians I’ve ever seen live, has just released a Christmas album. It’s got twelve songs on it, and is just under six minutes long. <a href=\"https://cornmo.bandcamp.com/album/the-twelve-days-of-christmas\">https://cornmo.bandcamp.com/album/the-twelve-days-of-christmas</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 09 15:03:31 +0000 2017","id_str":"939510827761192965","full_text":"We were going to go to Six Flags today to take part in “The World’s Largest Snowball Fight” but it got cancelled. Because it snowed. <br><br>For real.","favorite_count":"10","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 08 19:13:08 +0000 2017","id_str":"939211260587053056","full_text":"Just saw a car driving around with a couple inches of snow on it and I wonder where it teleported in from.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 06 02:22:31 +0000 2017","id_str":"938232153304981505","full_text":"Made a gallon of yogurt today.<br><br>I didn’t need a gallon of yogurt, but the InstantPot has a yogurt setting I’d never used, so here I am.","favorite_count":"9","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 04 01:47:33 +0000 2017","id_str":"937498578158833667","full_text":"Everybody needs to see a GWAR show at least once, I hear, and tonight’s my night.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 02 22:08:55 +0000 2017","id_str":"937081168767397888","full_text":"I just completed \"Corruption Checksum\" - Day 2 - Advent of Code 2017 <a href=\"http://adventofcode.com/2017/day/2\">http://adventofcode.com/2017/day/2</a> #AdventOfCode","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 01 20:19:15 +0000 2017","id_str":"936691184818323456","full_text":"I just completed \"Inverse Captcha\" - Day 1 - Advent of Code 2017 <a href=\"http://adventofcode.com/2017/day/1\">http://adventofcode.com/2017/day/1</a> #AdventOfCode","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 21 19:27:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"2763362842","full_text":"Bring me a wheel of oaken wood <br>A rein of polished leather <br>A Heavy Horse and a tumbling sky <br>Brewing heavy weather.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 21 04:09:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"2752027822","full_text":"I forget. Is it rum and then bourbon never fear, or rum and then bourbon never sicker? Maybe just rum and then bourbon, never on Monday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 21 03:32:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"2751473540","full_text":"We chose to go to the moon, not because it was easy but because it was hard. Now we take easy road & bail out irresponsible corporations.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 19 04:14:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"2716925869","full_text":"Economy sized pepto-bismol, Us Weekly, and a pregancy test. The things you see teens buying at midnight at Wal-Mart.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 19 02:35:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"2715644222","full_text":"How many MeFi users does it take to id a stuffed monkey thing? More than we have here. Expect an AskMe question with pics soon. #mefi10","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 18 23:26:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"2713304457","full_text":"Happy birthday, Metafilter! #mefi10 http://twitpic.com/atono","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 18 22:29:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"2712608780","full_text":"Yup, I'm a nerd.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 18 22:28:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"2712605132","full_text":"I'm listening to a sci-fi podcast on the iPhone, wearing a jokey shirt about the Bayeux Tapestry, & going to a birthday party for a website","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 18 21:05:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"2711591911","full_text":"Leaving the farm for the big city to meet my internet friends for the first time. #mefi10","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 18 18:21:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"2709539007","full_text":"No wonder my mower wouldn't run. The air filter was coated in oil. It *looked* clean enough, & I'd thought the problem was more complicated.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 18 14:27:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"2706616457","full_text":"The week of meeting my imaginary internet friends continues with a MetaFilter 10th birthday party tonight in Atlanta. http://is.gd/1Dj7x","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 17 21:07:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"2695414716","full_text":"Time to walk the mile over to the bus terminal. That must be why the sky suddenly turned black.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 17 18:43:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"2693126384","full_text":"It's been far too long since I've skanked the night away. Where's all the ska-core go? Isn't it about time for the fourth wave or something?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 17 13:09:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"2687856244","full_text":"Well, suck. My car needs about $1000 more work done to it before I can sell it and buy a new one. Guess I'll do half, and see in six months.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 22:27:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"2659093017","full_text":"Never been to a \"tweetup\" before. Do they always have free gin? I could get used to this.  http://twitpic.com/ah5tn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 21:46:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"2658474778","full_text":"Walking into the pub for the Athens tweetup, to meet all these people I've been talking with.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 21:26:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"2658163112","full_text":"Getting ready for the cask of Left Hand's Sawtooth.  http://twitpic.com/agy7a","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 18:28:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"2655370301","full_text":"One of my market's farms, @naturesharmony, talks about changing their life priorities in order to farm: http://bit.ly/VJXeQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 18:07:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"2655044079","full_text":"Just discovered Oysterband: \"burning with the fire of punk combined with knowledge of English folk music\". Once again, thanks @coverville!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 02:05:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"2643519632","full_text":"Ok. He settled on an Innus & Gunn Oak Aged, which *is* mighty tasty. Crisis of faith averted, for now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 15 02:02:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"2643470705","full_text":"Gordon Ramsey just spat out a taste of Brooklyn Black Chocolate Stout? Now I have to question everything about the man.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 14 14:10:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"2632546608","full_text":"Oh, Happy Day! (You never know what you'll find in the office fridge here.) http://twitpic.com/abq2x","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 10 21:02:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"2573633337","full_text":"The Town & Gown Players return to the stage in three hours, kicking off a two week run of Neil Simon's \"Fools\". Yay!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 10 17:17:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"2570869303","full_text":"Running the numbers to see if the time is right to make my own $30k stimulus to the economy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 10 14:53:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"2569034745","full_text":"The Vince Clarke coverstory on Coverville is bringing back all sorts of memories. What a weird time that all was, and mostly all my doing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 10 01:57:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"2560880026","full_text":"Hold on... My dad turned 60 this week? That can't be right. That'd make me... 37. Ha! Can you imagine? 37! That's rich.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 08 21:55:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"2539626002","full_text":"Weird. Drove into midtown Atlanta and there is no traffic. Did the rapture happen while I was driving from Athens?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 08 20:55:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"2538732484","full_text":"Listening to \"Edward Bear and the Very Long Walk\" on EscapePod. This story is pure awesome, among the best science fiction I've ever read.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 08 18:58:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"2536971802","full_text":"Just discovered the Mr. Deity video podcast. There goes another gig and a half of disk space. http://www.mrdeity.com (thanks, @pennjillette)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 04 23:15:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"2475387930","full_text":"Hello, kitty!  http://twitpic.com/9bpuu","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 04 22:31:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"2474941996","full_text":"Saturday in the park. I think it was the fourth of July.  http://twitpic.com/9bj7j","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 04 21:02:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"2474003063","full_text":"This puppy is bigger than I am.  http://twitpic.com/9b5km","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 04 20:58:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"2473957438","full_text":"The Happy Hollisters! I spent most of second grade devouring these books. Dozens of them.  http://twitpic.com/9b4y5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 04 17:29:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"2471623010","full_text":"In Dahlonaga to celebrate the 4th. The whole town turns out for an old fashioned party, inc. a reading of the constitution on the square.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 04 03:08:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"2464223328","full_text":"I find it funny that upon winning the \"Hell's Kitchen\" game you are proclaimed an Executive Chef, a term Gordon Ramsey seems to despise.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 04 00:24:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"2462310811","full_text":"Unexpected bounty of fresh shrimp at my farmers market yesterday means we get to engorge ourselves with buffalo shrimp today. Yay!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 03 19:14:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"2458364990","full_text":"Rolf Harris' version of \"One Hand in my Pocket\" is nearly as good as his \"Stairway to Heaven\". In case you were wondering.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 01 15:59:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"2421873801","full_text":"I've got a set of original unopened Michael Jackson temporary tattoos from 1984. Prices on ebay say... keep holding on to them for a while.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 29 03:24:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"2382167353","full_text":"Thanks to all who came out to cheer us on. It was a challenge to watch with us being between two stages, but it meant a lot to see you all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 29 02:57:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"2381701704","full_text":"Last dish: Crispy chicken skin \"cracklin\" bits sprinkled over peach salsa, with side of lightly sweetened plain from scratch ice cream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 29 02:55:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"2381667552","full_text":"Third dish: Cubed chicken thighs marinated with sumac & citrus, grilled on skewers and served on creamy grits with an onion butter sauce.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 29 02:52:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"2381618488","full_text":"Third dish: Southern bbq chicken leg, with freshly made sauce, served with grilled plums.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 29 02:51:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"2381605514","full_text":"Second dish: Rustic chicken noodle soup with freshly made noodles, carrots, and swiss chard. Stock was made in pressure cooker using bones.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 29 02:50:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"2381587868","full_text":"First dish: chicken salad with blueberries, freshly made mayo, diced sweet onion & leeks on a bed of heirloom lettuces.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 28 23:05:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"2377924493","full_text":"Lord I'm tired. They gave us chicken. Made five dishes, barely lost. Had fun. More later. PS: Made ice cream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 28 19:15:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"2375038064","full_text":"We start prepping our farmers market ingredients in 15 minutes. Secret ingredient revealed in an hour 45.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 28 15:04:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"2372228737","full_text":"Setting up my outdoor kitchen. It's already 120 degrees, which is 50 degrees cooler than some kitchens I've worked in.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 28 03:37:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"2367455692","full_text":"Thanks for the well-wishes, everyone! This is a first for AthFest, and I'm very excited.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 28 03:36:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"2367449444","full_text":"The kitchen is packed into my truck, and all my pantry items bought at the farmers markets are loaded into coolers. Athfest tomorrow, 3:30-7","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 27 23:05:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"2364724267","full_text":"Yowsers! A hornet stung me in the ear. That's going to linger.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 27 17:37:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"2361302268","full_text":"The mystery ingredient will be one of the pastured meats available at our markets: chicken, duck, turkey, goose, lamb, beef, pork, or emu.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 27 16:56:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"2360842968","full_text":"I've got general plans for a salad, a soup, a light starter, a main, and a dessert, no matter the mystery meat ingredient they spring on us.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 27 13:20:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"2358579733","full_text":"Picked up a few last ingredients at the Athens Farmers Market: heirloom lettuce and mixed fresh herbs. Now to go home & pack my kitchen.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 27 03:17:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"2354309418","full_text":"Preparing bare-bones recipes that I can riff on once I find out what our secret ingredient is on Sunday. This will be fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 26 20:09:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"2349151183","full_text":"According to AT&T, my iPhone order is still awaiting processing by their warehouse. According to FedEx (& the mrs.), it's in my living room.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 26 01:19:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"2336744145","full_text":"I think the Michael Jackson many people are mourning died long ago. Today we also lost bizzaro Michael. I need to watch The Wiz again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 25 18:48:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"2330300285","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown pickups today, 4:30 to 8pm. This week, $9,010.21 of food bought by 249 households from 42 Athens-area growers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 24 17:41:05 +0000 2009","id_str":"2313493939","full_text":"Sunday I cook competitively outdoors in front of a crowd, using only locally grown ingredients (the main one a surprise): http://is.gd/1c9wA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 23 21:54:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"2301026321","full_text":"Heading off to run my first meeting of Town & Gown's board of directors since becoming president. We've got a three page agenda.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 23 17:35:46 +0000 2009","id_str":"2297562911","full_text":"Today's Whisky/Whiskey/Bourbon board at Trappeze. Unfortunately, I have to get back to work.  http://twitpic.com/87afr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 23 15:23:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"2295804155","full_text":"Just had a really nice conversation with a reporter for the Washington Post. Not Bernstein or Woodward, but there'll be time for them later.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 23 14:19:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"2294985454","full_text":"So... \"Cash for Clunkers\" -- Max MPG for qualifying clunker is 18. Is that original MPG or current? My '92 was 22mpg new, but is ~18 now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 23 13:36:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"2294469046","full_text":"Folks in Conway, Arkansas can get meat, veggies, milk, and bread at their doctor's office, thanks to Conway Locally Grown http://is.gd/1adPC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 22 16:23:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"2280874204","full_text":"Students at the Grady College of Journalism have put together a nice video of me narrating about Athens Locally Grown: http://is.gd/19lQH","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 21 14:06:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"2265687935","full_text":"Like Inigo Montoya, I've gotten used to dissapointment.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 20 20:13:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"2256736325","full_text":"Three slabs of chevon ribs and a boston butt have been on cherry smoke all day. Seemed like a good day for that. Ribs are right tasty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 20 01:43:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"2247194352","full_text":"Good lord, what a day. I'd thought my \"climbing poison ivy covered trees with a pair of wire cutters\" days were behind me, but no.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 19 16:23:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"2240146213","full_text":"Someone just said June 19's been scientifically proven to be the happiest day of the year. In response, an arm just snapped off my glasses.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 19 15:41:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"2239563624","full_text":"I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok. I sleep all night and I work all day. 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Fingers crossed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 19 04:26:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"2233494675","full_text":"My HughesNet satellite contract expired yesterday, and today my equipment is \"broken\" requiring a site visit and a $125+ charge. Convenient.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 17 20:39:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"2212091821","full_text":"Love bluetooth stereo headphones & fast podcast playback speed. Hate that four successive syncs have lost my place within the podcasts.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 17 04:17:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"2202127446","full_text":"After a single episode of \"Gordon Ramsay's The F Word\", I'm hooked. The show's brilliant, & not your ordinary cooking show. On BBC America.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 17 03:03:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"2201287320","full_text":"My locallygrown.net system was the subject of a 3 page article in the current \"Farmers Markets Today\" magazine. Authored by happy customer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 16 23:34:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"2198784817","full_text":"Took a corndog break. When all done, the girl looked out at the rink and said \"All right. Back to work!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 16 16:26:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"2194172062","full_text":"$2 skate night at the Skate-a-Round tonight, 6 to 9. Anyone want to join Viv & me?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 16 16:19:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"2194081986","full_text":"Plaintain chips, ceasar salad, hand made chicken cordon blue, rice, black beans, fruit salad. All for $5 at Casa Mia.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 14 18:33:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"2167614626","full_text":"Loaded many seats into a large U-Haul. All sweaty now. Ording a fish burrito at Pescada's Burritos in Brevard, North Carolina.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 14 13:29:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"2164960109","full_text":"Headed up to North Carolina to pick up some comfortable seats being donated to our theater.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 19:49:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"2157019345","full_text":"I never thought i'd see the day when I couldn't find my croquet set. I've let the universe down.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 19:20:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"2156747616","full_text":"On my way to a Flag Day's Eve party. She's a grand old flag, yo.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 16:29:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"2155074301","full_text":"Good lord, it's muggy out there. Caged half my tomatoes (need more cages). Next I'll harvest all the heirloom Amish peas I let go to seed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 13 15:10:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"2154339496","full_text":"The girl and I are sitting down to pancakes and homemade maple syrup straight out of a mason jar.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 12 21:28:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"2136956479","full_text":"It turns out the cargo capacity of a 1992 Honda Accord is fifteen large tomato cages.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 12 17:16:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"2133853760","full_text":"I'm not sure how a new restaurant from a new chef can have anything famous, but \"Hollis Famous Ribs\" does have some tasty ribs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 12 14:00:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"2131428072","full_text":"My town's 71 bed hospital and a nearby town's 82 bed hospital will both close and replaced with a new 56 bed hospital in yet another town.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 12 13:24:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"2131042344","full_text":"Thanks to all at the Aurora theater for your generosity & support. And thanks to Amy for letting Steve drag all of us back to your house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 11 23:12:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"2123559212","full_text":"Outside the Aurora Theater in Lawrenceville tailgating before a benefit performance for the Town & Gown Players.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 11 14:26:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"2117364520","full_text":"It might seem like a small thing but the new PDF smart text selection in Snow Leopard will save me at least 15 minutes a week. That adds up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 10 19:54:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"2107485199","full_text":"Another article about one of our Athens Locally Grown growers, this time in the New York Times. Congrats, Tim & Liz Young! http://is.gd/XRmQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 10 19:02:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"2106889042","full_text":"Feature article on one of the growers at my market, including a mention that my software is what got him started farming. http://is.gd/XJAQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 09 23:45:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"2096276186","full_text":"The older fellow with the ponytail and roller cowboy boots with red leather flames up the side is awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 09 22:19:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"2095331469","full_text":"Wow. It's been ten years since I've been in roller skates. Maybe twenty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 09 21:12:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"2094558943","full_text":"$2 night at the Athens Skate-a-Round. 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She was so proud, and got the book again first thing this morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 04 13:43:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"2029366549","full_text":"RIP David Carradine. \"Circle of Iron\" is one of my favorite movies, and he played many roles in it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 03 00:56:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"2010767772","full_text":"I've got a small veggie farm in GA, and created locallygrown.net, a system to facilitate online farm sales to local customers. #agchat","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 03 00:03:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"2010244536","full_text":"Got a shipment of small batch maple syrup from a farm I know in Vermont. Incredibly, someone opened the box and stole a quart of Grade B.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 02 21:15:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"2008522585","full_text":"Got around to watching the Google Wave video. I've got three non-profits that could use the heck out of it right now. http://wave.google.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 02 21:10:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"2008473616","full_text":"Ten minutes into overtime, installation & startup finally succeeded. Not a promising start to our relationship, Glassfish.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 01 01:44:45 +0000 2017","id_str":"936410709273071616","full_text":"Missed slamming into a flatbed tow truck at 65mph by mere inches when he decided to sharply cut across three lanes of traffic and do a u-turn on a divided highway with no warning. Trying to drum up new business, I guess.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 30 16:00:53 +0000 2017","id_str":"936263775409393664","full_text":"Happy #bluebeanieday! “Keep up the fight for web standards, accessibility, and treating each other with respect and kindness in the industry.“ #bbd17 <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/936263775409393664-DP5G75SVwAA6nMp.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/936263775409393664-DP5G75SVwAA6nMp.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 30 01:08:02 +0000 2017","id_str":"936039083679408128","full_text":"Somehow in all the countless times I’ve been in Michael’s I missed that they had a whole food crafting corner. I feel like a kid in a candy making store.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 28 23:18:47 +0000 2017","id_str":"935649198283902978","full_text":"Sure. Why not. Seems about right for a 2017 news story. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/935605214836658176\">https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/935605214836658176</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 28 16:29:35 +0000 2017","id_str":"935546220298125312","full_text":"It’s a challenge for me to listen to, but I’m glad I got pointed to the podcast “The Hilarious World of Depression”. The latest episode with Marie Cox is gold. <a href=\"https://www.apmpodcasts.org/thwod/2017/11/ana-marie-cox-is-not-really-edited-much-at-all/\">https://www.apmpodcasts.org/thwod/2017/11/ana-marie-cox-is-not-really-edited-much-at-all/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 28 05:37:19 +0000 2017","id_str":"935382073480708096","full_text":"It’s so weird watching new episodes of “Are You Being Served?” Like, fallen through a parallel universe weird.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 27 17:45:50 +0000 2017","id_str":"935203022711476224","full_text":"Made myself a kickass lunch of salmon salad using leftovers and dregs of condiments in the fridge. Ended up emptying four separate containers, and it’s the most productive I’ve been in weeks.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 21 17:05:49 +0000 2017","id_str":"933018624645836800","full_text":"I didn’t think I could get any more pissed at BB&amp;T, but they are brazenly stealing from my family, repeatedly “losing” paperwork to give them legal cover.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 19 05:36:07 +0000 2017","id_str":"932120279647694848","full_text":"Watched a restored print of the 1922 silent film Nosferatu with a live musical accompaniment by Valentine Wolfe, and the whole experience was pretty great.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 02 20:57:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"2008318528","full_text":"I've spent literally the entire work day trying to get Glassfish installed on my Windows machine, much less get it running. No success.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 02 16:59:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"2005641248","full_text":"I now owe fewer thousands on my daughter's birthing debt than my age in years. Got to take my milestones where I can find them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 01 20:16:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1995301124","full_text":"Officially pissed at Sears. Either their service order system has no data integrity, or they are outright lying to me. Probably both. #sears","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 01 18:58:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"1994472754","full_text":"Only two hours left in the service window. Hope he works fast. If he shows at all. #WhereAreYouSearsGuy?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 01 16:46:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"1993069215","full_text":"Halfway through the nine hour Sears service window, and not a peep from them. A fifteen minute call to them, & they say I'm still scheduled.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 01 03:56:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"1987772094","full_text":"The dryer repair man is supposed to be here sometime between 8 and 5 tomorrow. Guess I'd better clean out the laundry room so he can work.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 01 01:41:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"1986337990","full_text":"Here's a couple that looks like they live life to the fullest: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/?p=866","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 31 21:37:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"1984190222","full_text":"Hottest day of the year so far, and a giant headache all day too. I doubt they're unrelated.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 31 02:01:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"1976773054","full_text":"Wondering how my daughter picked up a southern accent. She puts seven syllables in \"yeah\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 30 00:34:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"1966335393","full_text":"At the Mustache May Awards Party. I work with freaks. Wonderful, wonderful freaks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 29 22:29:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"1965189078","full_text":"For Mustache May I grew my chin some mutton chops.  http://twitpic.com/67pm0","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 29 14:33:40 +0000 2009","id_str":"1960185882","full_text":"Working at home means pancakes and bacon during my coffee break.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 27 04:34:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"1932493901","full_text":"North Korea is abandoning the armistice? What the hell is going on over there?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 26 22:57:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1929096101","full_text":"Got elected to fill the rest of Marie's term as president of the Town & Gown Players. Very emotional. Last time I was prez, she was my VP.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 23 01:33:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"1889104569","full_text":"A rare evening out.  http://twitpic.com/5qjqi","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 21 15:31:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"1871966757","full_text":"I'll be giving cooking demos at the Athens Farmers Market at Bishop Park this Saturday from 10ish to noon. \"The Tastes of Late Spring\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 20 21:28:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1863782107","full_text":"Seven beers from Bell's Brewery are now on tap at Trappeze. I'm trying them.  http://twitpic.com/5kwib","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 20 20:03:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"1862935971","full_text":"My submission of \"The Martian Chronicles\" didn't make it on next season but \"Picasso at the Lapine Agile\" did. Pondering call for directors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 20 05:20:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"1856357978","full_text":"Graduated from high school twenty years ago today. Seems like six lifetimes ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 20 01:41:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1854336256","full_text":"Giving up on trying to repair the clothes dryer myself. Scheduled a service call. /me hangs head","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 19 03:42:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"1843652679","full_text":"Finally had to switch the sick TiVo with DirecTV DVR. How many focus groups did it take to wrench all the usability out of TiVo & get this?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 16 22:55:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1820873240","full_text":"Chocolate bread pudding with bacon creme anglaise. That's the stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 16 15:17:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"1817059562","full_text":"Our town turned 140 today, and we're going on a leisurly ride downtown.  http://twitpic.com/5adv9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 15 15:59:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"1807290172","full_text":"Just forced @hodgman to write a check to @youngamerican. That was fun. Maximum fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 13 23:40:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"1789478399","full_text":"I'm at the Atlanta Ruby User Group, learning about Cucumber (a story driven code testing framework).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 11 15:31:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"1763936100","full_text":"Adding the school calendar for Viv's first year to my iCal. Since when does the school year start on a Friday? What's the point of that?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 11 03:11:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"1759893520","full_text":"You just never know where it's going to hit you. Tonight's Simpsons had a storyline about (cartoonish) murders at the community theater.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 09 17:12:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1747607325","full_text":"Looks like they found him. His body, anyway. http://is.gd/y6ZJ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 08 00:25:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"1732651044","full_text":"My attention span is barely long enough to finish typing this sentence. They tell me that's normal, but damn if it isn't getting annoying.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 06 03:07:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"1713125791","full_text":"Spent nearly three hours in a group grief counseling session at the theater tonight. Oh, we have a long road to go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 04 03:45:05 +0000 2009","id_str":"1692773553","full_text":"That dark dusting on my upper lip is not merely crumbs from the muffin I ate for a bedtime snack. It also signals the start of Mustache May.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 03 01:40:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"1683375637","full_text":"Every time I visit Greenville, South Carolina, it seems more and more the ideal city to live in, should one want to live in a city.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 02 14:58:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"1678880816","full_text":"Beautifully written: \"35 Years on a Small Organic Farm\" locallygrown.net helps revitalize Armstead Farm in the Ark. Ozarks http://is.gd/w7TC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 02 01:53:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"1675147750","full_text":"Today was essentially a twelve hour long wake. I'm beat. Tomorrow I'm taking the girl to the zoo for a little peaceful relaxation.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 01 04:53:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"1666672075","full_text":"Five memorials in twenty four hours. So far, not nearly as bad as it sounds. Still daunting, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 30 02:54:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"1655608929","full_text":"@ewagoner Stupid auto-correction auto inserting incorrect apostrophes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 30 02:22:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1655340100","full_text":"Athens Followers: I broke down and created a separate Twitter account for Athens Locally Grown to experiment with: @athlocallygrown","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 29 23:39:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1653955261","full_text":"Huh. I seem to have lost my queen excluder.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 29 21:52:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"1653088878","full_text":"The last five times I've refuelled, the person at the pump next to me kept their engine running. Did we solve the problem of gas exploding?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 29 19:33:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"1651840177","full_text":"Thought I'd finally optimized to the point where all was green, but turns out my monitor was down for a week. Need to watch the watcher.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 29 16:35:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"1650300642","full_text":"\"You display the wonderful traits of charm & courtesy, & are very expressive in word, act, & feeling.\" Thank you, fortune cookie!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 29 15:25:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"1649693271","full_text":"Just helped a big snake cross the sidewalk downtown into a grassy patch. Excited songbird thought he scored the biggest worm ever.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 28 19:46:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"1641992821","full_text":"So Twibes are just like a standing search term in your Twitter client, only you have to go to their website to read the results? Uh.... why?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 28 00:58:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"1634489591","full_text":"Very cathartic evening. Thank you, everyone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 27 17:21:54 +0000 2009","id_str":"1630666494","full_text":"I'll be at the theater at 3:30, camera or no cameras. I'll have cups. And a bottle. Pour one on the curb with me?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 27 15:23:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"1629667360","full_text":"What's a good, robust, secure, simple, and free PHP guestbook these days? I'm in need of one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 27 13:43:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"1628884481","full_text":"Went by the theater before work. Several news trucks were doing live feeds pointing right at the doors. I didn't stay. I'll return later.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 27 02:43:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"1625666993","full_text":"I'll be going in to the office tomorrow. And by \"the office\" I might just mean \"sit at the theater with a bottle of scotch\". We'll see.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 26 17:47:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"1621892793","full_text":"If anyone in the T&G family needs a peaceful day on the riverbank, my place is open to all comers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 26 17:42:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"1621859560","full_text":"Screenshot of one of my websites is on cnn.com. Not the site I would have expected, and lord knows not a reason I'd ever ever want.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 25 23:56:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1616700277","full_text":"Off the phone with a reporter. It's great to tell people how awesome my friends are, devastating to know I'll never see them again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 25 18:26:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"1614479245","full_text":"My god. Three of my friends were just shot and killed at my community theater in Athens. Holy hell.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 25 15:57:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1613466031","full_text":"At the GA Aquarium with the girl. If you've got swine flu, trust me when I say there's nothing worth seeing here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 25 03:54:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"1610357445","full_text":"The FDIC closed The First Bank of Beverly Hills today. Here's hoping Jed Clampett had his accounts below the $250k limit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 24 18:32:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"1606135925","full_text":"Forget joining twitter before @oprah... I got here before @hotdogsladies! 27 January 1997 - http://whendidyoujointwitter.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 24 12:44:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"1603259264","full_text":"Driving 16 on a highway zoned 55 isn't cool. #lateforwork","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 23 19:02:39 +0000 2009","id_str":"1596687838","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown pickup today from 4:30 to 8pm. Beautiful day for it! Starting next week: new \"Meet the Grower\" table. http://is.gd/u8Ph","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 23 00:15:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"1589652708","full_text":"So the scuttlebutt is GM will be shutting down their plants for two months this summer. Assuming they survive even that long, could be huge.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 22 17:43:15 +0000 2009","id_str":"1586560099","full_text":"Michael Pollan spoke at the annual Georgia Organics conference last month. It was a great talk. See for yourself: http://is.gd/tVcF","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 22 16:51:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"1586155662","full_text":"That was tasty enough. I mean, it was no triple green chile cheese burger from the Coyote Moon in Lemitar, NM, but what is? RIP, Coyote Moon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 22 16:09:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"1585811453","full_text":"Going to walk to the new place down the street for lunch today for a deep fried hamburger. Everything in moderation, including moderation.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 22 05:04:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"1582275624","full_text":"I know I'd have no trouble winning \"Chopped\" yet I'm nervous as heck about my Iron Chef battle in June. Diagnosis: Reality TV Syndrome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 22 03:10:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"1581494606","full_text":"I need to do one of two things: either figure out why the ice maker isn't working, or just go & buy some ice cube trays already. #warmliquor","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 21 16:19:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1576180005","full_text":"No B&J coupon keyfobs this year. Still, 10 minutes of carnival atmosphere & free cone is always a good time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 21 15:53:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"1575957536","full_text":"Got to Ben & Jerry's 10 minutes early. Free ice cream is nice, but I'm hoping to score another \"10% off for a year\" keyfob.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 20 02:20:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"1562170180","full_text":"Seems like a warm Abuelita kind of night. No added sugar. Just right as is, so good. The little disks, not the syrup. Yum!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 18 19:44:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"1552855905","full_text":"Oh no! My tomato man from North Carolina isn't coming this year. He usually brings dozens of heirloom varienties, and I had no \"Plan B\".","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 18 19:05:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1552608569","full_text":"The musicians are warming up, the pig's coming off 20 hours or so of smoke, the sun's out. Lovely day for an old timey seed swap!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 17 21:27:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"1545763535","full_text":"I'll be at the Southern Seed Legacy's Old Timey Seed Swap tomorrow. One of my favorite events of the year! http://is.gd/t1zG #farm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 17 16:00:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"1543104454","full_text":"I almost didn't notice, but total sales of locally grown foods since I opened the doors to locallygrown.net has passed a million dollars.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 16 17:13:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"1535122023","full_text":"It took some doing, but now I've got 40GB of music with embedded lyrics, and a script that builds a playlist from a word search. \"monkey\"++","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 16 14:57:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"1534133883","full_text":"Memphis Locally Grown ( http://is.gd/sLAU ) has hit the ground running, and got this great writeup in the Memphis Flyer: http://is.gd/sLzA","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 16 14:19:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"1533865336","full_text":"Any other folks from NE Georgia want a Christmas goose? Read about them and put down a deposit here: http://is.gd/sLba They won't last long!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 16 14:13:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"1533822516","full_text":"It's April 16th, and I just put down a deposit on a locally raised heritage breed Christmas goose. I put my money where your tea is.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 15 21:52:27 +0000 2009","id_str":"1528690602","full_text":"How about instead of waving teabags you buy local food, patronize local businesses, and bank with hometown banks. They don't get bailouts.","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 15 21:31:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"1528541383","full_text":"That's the stuff.  http://twitpic.com/3da20","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 15 21:25:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"1528498000","full_text":"Only a handful of bottles of Brooklyn Brewery's \"Black Ops\" stout made their way to Georgia. I'm drinking from one now. Thanks, Trappeze!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 15 01:14:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1521659050","full_text":"The legendary Slydini performs incredible close-up slight of hand on the Dick Cavett show in 1977. This makes me so happy. http://is.gd/qAde","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 13 20:47:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"1511672907","full_text":"All this talk about \"Startup Visas\" is about immigration? Crud. Here I was, waiting details on how to apply for a cash card for my business.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 13 14:15:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"1509259182","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown helps a skeptical (and frustrated) new resident understand just what the fuss is about: http://twinyolks.blogspot.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 12 15:07:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"1503250741","full_text":"Made lime curd, for the tart later. Lamb shanks getting ready for the braise. A friend's coming over to interview me for a research project.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 11 02:43:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"1494809547","full_text":"A person should not out-live one's trees. (via @morebikes -- so sorry, glad the house is safe!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 11 00:10:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1494047353","full_text":"Strongest storm we've seen in years. The hail has ended. Funnel cloud next town north of here, but just good old fashioned storm at home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 10 18:52:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1492283574","full_text":"Athens GA is the \"Destination of the Week\" for the Mother Nature Network. One given reason (of many): Athens Locally Grown http://is.gd/rOvJ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 10 17:33:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"1491771444","full_text":"Nevermind the \"why is it called *Good* Friday?\" question... what I've always wondered is why is Easter only two days later and not three?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 10 15:05:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"1490808386","full_text":"The Sail Transport Network gets organic produce from farms on the Olympic Peninsula to Seattle using sailboats. http://is.gd/rMvj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 10 02:16:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"1487814879","full_text":"Got home and checked the records. Total sales at our farners market this week are nearly 2x this time last year, 10x of two years ago. #farm","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 09 22:09:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"1486439621","full_text":"Most beautiful day we've had at our farmers market in months. Sales are already equal to what we had mid-summer last year -- a good omen.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 08 15:40:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"1477249915","full_text":"Got notice my PMI cancelation was denied. Federal law allows them to charge PMI until I hit 80% of purchase price, not appraised value. Grr.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 07 16:20:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"1470431174","full_text":"What the...? It's snowing. In April. In Georgia!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 07 01:38:20 +0000 2009","id_str":"1466671398","full_text":"Those two hours flew by. Made everything I planned except fresh pasta and lime curd. We cracked so many eggs!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 06 22:21:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"1465725491","full_text":"20 dozen eggs and two hours to cook them in as many ways as possible. Ready... Go!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 06 01:50:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"1460296905","full_text":"Nearly half an hour, three server re-boots, and a separate apache restart later, my business is back online. Didn't care for that at all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 05 22:27:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1459296012","full_text":"Here are my notes and recipes for my cooking class tomorrow. All about the egg. http://is.gd/qU3u (PDF document)","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 23 03:39:57 +0000 2022","id_str":"1573155181440782337","full_text":"The industrial fetish magic pyrotechnic acrobat show had a lot of things going on but they were all pretty awesome.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 18 21:27:51 +0000 2022","id_str":"1571611987821625345","full_text":"A flurry of 1Password log-ins from the Middle East has totally destroyed the productive afternoon I had planned. I don’t even know how that was possible without the secret that is supposed to prevent this sort of thing.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 23:58:47 +0000 2022","id_str":"1571287584621613056","full_text":"I’m shopping at The Goblin Market and there’s a luchador to my left and a dragon in a cloak on the right. Me in the middle: <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/1571287584621613056-Fc5VuoLWYAAqygE.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/1571287584621613056-Fc5VuoLWYAAqygE.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 17 00:23:18 +0000 2022","id_str":"1570931364270166023","full_text":"I’ve been doing a second watch-through of The Bear, hit episode seven tonight, and it just turned me into a blubbering mess. I’ve been barely holding it together already as it was, and something about that episode just tears right through me.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 15 16:45:39 +0000 2017","id_str":"930839223304847361","full_text":"Good lord. What a shit show. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/930839223304847361-DOsBVj5XkAAuoq0.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/930839223304847361-DOsBVj5XkAAuoq0.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 13 01:45:25 +0000 2017","id_str":"929887896852557824","full_text":"Not sure if I’m coming down with a cold or it’s just all the spray paint I’m huffing. #steampunkplasmapack","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 30 20:22:14 +0000 2017","id_str":"925095520758042624","full_text":"Had an MRI today, and I could feel my liver convulse when the beam was turned on. Felt really weird, and I wonder if that’s unusual.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 29 05:13:56 +0000 2017","id_str":"924504551776047104","full_text":"I’ve performed in so many venues, but the roar of a packed house at the 40 Watt will always be my favorite.","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 28 19:02:34 +0000 2017","id_str":"924350696706764800","full_text":"Got some materials for steampunk costume elements at a warehouse liquidation sale: a case of 50 LED light-up fidget spinners.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 26 00:09:25 +0000 2017","id_str":"923340756911353856","full_text":"Painted some pants and used up a goodly amount of basting tape and a mess of safety pins. <br><br>Must be Halloween!","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 24 16:16:21 +0000 2017","id_str":"922859315035287552","full_text":"You can only settle in &amp; try to get comfortable in that chair when your phlebotomist says, “uh, I’m going to have to call customer support”.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 05 16:31:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"1457580671","full_text":"I'm teaching a cooking class tomorrow night on the egg. Could probably fill a semester long course on the subject, but I've got 90 minutes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 03 21:33:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"1447939499","full_text":"Frat boys outside my windows spraypainted a car full of racist and sexual obscenities, and are now bashing it with rocks and sticks. Spring!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 03 19:32:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"1447258748","full_text":"The spring return of the Fresh Harvest Coop, a locallygrown.net market in Nashville, has folks excited! http://is.gd/qA6M","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 03 13:20:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"1445155764","full_text":"Registering the girl for kindergarten. (It's that time already?) She's teaching the screener how to read, so I think they'll let her in.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 03 03:42:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1443125097","full_text":"Also, I bought bacon. Delicious Delicious bacon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 03 03:27:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"1443050496","full_text":"I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious Library 2 FREE! http://mhtweet.com/sY0xc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 03 03:27:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"1443049460","full_text":"And now a word from my sponsor...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 31 23:11:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1427670191","full_text":"Daddy & Daughter night at the theater, featuring that new court drama \"Monsters v. Aliens\". It's in 3D, so I expect the gavel to really pop.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 30 19:10:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"1419608056","full_text":"Huh. First the buyers walked away from homes in foreclosure. Now banks are starting to as well. No one wants a hot potato? http://is.gd/pIkB","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 30 13:05:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"1417561009","full_text":"I drove for a while, then rode a bus, then walked for a bit to get to work. It was nice. If it didn't take me twice as long, I'd do it more.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 29 04:31:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1410744252","full_text":"Just watched the BSG finale. I'm a little confused. When did Starbuck become a hot chick? Where's the funny robot? What did I miss?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 29 03:08:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1410419472","full_text":"Food Network's \"Chopped\" is taking applications for season 2. New York area chefs only, so I'm out. Too bad -- I'd've rocked tonight's show.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 28 14:49:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"1407105723","full_text":"My daughter just made up a riddle. \"What is chocolate and milky and goes in a cup?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 27 19:14:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"1402803704","full_text":"Forgot the link: http://www.revbilly.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 27 19:13:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1402801786","full_text":"Listening to Reverend Billy & the Stop Shopping Choir on \"To the Best of Our Knowledge\". What a sermon this guy gives! Totally awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 26 00:30:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"1391436205","full_text":"Cold rainy night and a well stocked freezer and pantry means Locally Grown Chili. I'm still eating tomatoes I put away in 2007. Yum!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 25 13:36:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1387901748","full_text":"The new MacHeist bundle is actually pretty impressive.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 21 23:21:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"1368024108","full_text":"My dinner for the Michael Pollan talk.  http://twitpic.com/2bziy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 21 21:57:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"1367699541","full_text":"Wow. Bank here in GA failed today, FDIC found no buyer, won't run it themselves, just closing doors and mailing checks for insured accounts.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 21 16:04:01 +0000 2009","id_str":"1366263236","full_text":"Just watched a chef take a blow torch to a thin slice of terrined beef tendon. Yay, slow food!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 20 03:19:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1358336220","full_text":"Heading out in the early morning for two days at the Georgia Organics conference, featuring Michael Pollan keynote. http://is.gd/o7JG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 19 18:00:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"1355726014","full_text":"The most amazing bit of sheep herding I've seen. So good, I didn't care it was for a commercial. http://is.gd/o2YQ","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 19 15:18:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"1354821475","full_text":"Local Lynchburg, VA TV news story about Nelson Locally Grown: http://is.gd/o21z  First time a locallygrown.net market has been on TV. Nice!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 17 17:31:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"1343353055","full_text":"The local foods \"Iron Chef\" style competition between me and another high-profile locavore is a go for AthFest in June. More details later!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 16 14:25:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"1336448704","full_text":"Syfy? Syfy!?! Srsly? WTH? Syfy?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 13 16:17:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"1322446080","full_text":"A new locallygrown.net market in Nelson County, Virginia is getting some good local press: http://is.gd/ndDw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 12 17:26:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"1317114214","full_text":"Whomever it was that linked to The Flaming Lips version of Madonna's \"Borderline\", thank you! http://is.gd/mSWg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 12 16:40:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"1316875493","full_text":"Whoa... new version of GrandCentral, now rebranded as \"Google Voice\". Maybe now I'll use the number I snagged those years ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 12 14:52:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"1316320009","full_text":"This month's mortgage payment posted, and I promptly called them and got the PMI payments dropped. Been waiting for years to hit 20% equity.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 12 02:55:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"1314190514","full_text":"Roadblock lifted. No idea why it was there. That was an *awful* lot of cop cars.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 12 02:36:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"1314112826","full_text":"Been sitting on the interstate for twenty minutes. There is what looks like a sea of flashing blue lights a couple hundred yards ahead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 11 00:13:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1308163819","full_text":"Sauteed onions and perogi, & a chicken pot pie -- my meal for the day. Lost 10lbs since the plague hit. Haven't cooked a real meal in weeks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 10 02:01:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"1303499947","full_text":"\"Other than those few questions everything is pretty much answered, not a bad talking car movie at all, I'd recommend it.\" http://is.gd/mDpJ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 09 14:15:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"1300454280","full_text":"The local paper has a nice article today about our long-shot efforts to save the old farmers market building here: http://is.gd/mwR8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 08 20:09:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"1297427518","full_text":"First plantings of the year! Peas, chard, beets, turnips, carrots. Follow along here: http://is.gd/mqmj","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 08 05:02:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"1295394312","full_text":"Sick family locked in the back, me \"sleeping\" on the couch. Time for another Mel Brooks movie I haven't seen: \"To Be or Not To Be\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 07 19:43:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"1293763988","full_text":"Another benefit to square foot gardening: got the entire garden de-winterized & ready to plant in an hour. Amazed at all the new earthworms!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 07 19:28:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"1293709424","full_text":"Monday, we were under six inches of ice and snow, huddled by the fire. Today it's in the 80s & I'm working in the garden. Must be adaptable!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 07 02:47:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1291366132","full_text":"Finally watching my Clerks II DVD. First thought Dante really hasn't aged well, until I realized I still look pretty much exactly like him.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 06 18:37:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"1289465458","full_text":"Back in October, I predicted we'd find the bottom at DOW 6500 (http://is.gd/m9o6). I'd like to retract that now. Sorry about that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 04 22:18:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"1280684511","full_text":"Wow... Benjamin Hoff, author of The Tao of Pooh, really can't stand the publishing industry. http://www.benjaminhoffauthor.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 04 13:06:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"1278365897","full_text":"I'm living in a plague house. I work all day, then come home and minister to the sick. That is, I lock them in the back room so I can sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 03 20:52:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"1275487547","full_text":"When I was young, I used to shoot fireworks at my friends at a place called \"Knob Lick\". http://tinyurl.com/aojgxt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 03 20:24:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"1275369697","full_text":"A bowl of chicken soup, freshly made chicken cordon blue, rice, beans, fruit salad with yogurt sauce. All for $6. Casa Mia lunch, Athens GA.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 02 22:30:28 +0000 2009","id_str":"1271173238","full_text":"O HAI TIVO! What have you been doing for the past two hours? Did you see your grandpa in heaven?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 02 20:56:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1270784477","full_text":"Power came back. Only 21 hours out. Everything woke up but the TiVo, which appears dead. Dagnabit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 02 00:55:52 +0000 2009","id_str":"1267342023","full_text":"Just as it got dark entire region lost power. Even cell towers. Powered up the satlink via UPS just long enough to send this & open market.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 01 23:45:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"1267129150","full_text":"Snow just turned back to rain, and it's already in the 20s. This could get fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 01 22:30:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"1266893183","full_text":"Power flickering. UPSs all over the house beeping. I'm wishing I'd bought myself that chainsaw for Christmas like I was thinking.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 01 21:44:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"1266742680","full_text":"Feels like in the middle of an artillery battle, with constant sound of limbs and entire trees falling. Preparing for multi-day power loss.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 01 20:16:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"1266460539","full_text":"Very heavy wet snow. While outside sweeping the sat dish again, I heard three tree limbs snap. The girl's having fun: http://is.gd/lkPB","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 01 19:41:50 +0000 2009","id_str":"1266353992","full_text":"Snow is coming down so hard, we've lost satellite Internet and tv connections. The stimulous is bringing me real connections, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 01 19:29:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1266316294","full_text":"The torrential rains of the last two days have just turned to snow, but it's still coming down just as hard. Too bad the yard's a lake now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 26 16:41:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"1254242698","full_text":"Having lunch meeting with good pizza brought in. So, yeah, I get a support call right when the pizza gets here, and when done, pizza's gone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 24 15:29:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"1245186473","full_text":"Not your average ASL song interpretation: Gnarls Barkley's \"Crazy\": http://is.gd/kFU4","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 24 03:19:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1243482418","full_text":"Q: How many grapefruit segments can Eric eat for dessert? A: Underermined. I ran out of grapefruit. Also, I think my cold is fading.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 24 00:33:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"1242982184","full_text":"You know a food company has a hard road ahead of it when its product packaging offers tips to \"reduce the authentic aroma\". Tasty, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 23 21:11:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"1242302401","full_text":"These 3% losses compounded daily really take their toll. I'm no longer sad about cashing out my 401k back in 1997 -- I've lost nothing!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 23 16:36:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"1241343122","full_text":"Just got interviewed on camera by the university TV station on eating locally. Should be on tonight's newscast: http://is.gd/kyuQ","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 22 23:26:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"1238593997","full_text":"Eating more than my fill at the \"Taste of Athens\". This bread pudding is probably a good place to stop, but that doesn't mean I will.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 21 15:09:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"1234301872","full_text":"At the library, getting the girl her first library card.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 20 19:43:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"1231763650","full_text":"Barbeque duck tacos for lunch today. Think I'll skip dinner -- there's no way for me to improve on that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 20 19:23:33 +0000 2009","id_str":"1231695637","full_text":"Discussed cooking in a fresh-off-the-farm \"Iron chef\" style competition with organizers for the big Athens music festival this summer.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 20 13:03:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1230399073","full_text":"Hold onto you hats! Looks like a wild day ahead for the markets.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 19 19:01:24 +0000 2009","id_str":"1227699540","full_text":"If your battery stops holding a charge, *take it out* of your laptop! http://flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/sets/72157614072566851/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 19 15:48:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1227025993","full_text":"These attack helicopters that have been flying in formation over my office for the last hour are starting to get on my nerves.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 19 01:47:17 +0000 2009","id_str":"1225159450","full_text":"Yay for kindly neighbors with tractors. The truck is safely back on pavement, and I can get back to work. Maybe later: dinner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 19 01:05:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"1225041456","full_text":"Managed to get our truck stuck in the mud while getting it ready for market tomorrow. Hopefully friendly neighbor with a tractor can help.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 18 01:09:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1221127278","full_text":"I love a good joke url: http://ifyouwanttoseewhatsonwoottodayitwouldbeeasiertojusttypewoot.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 16 17:34:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"1215938160","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown gets a reprieve, but now needs help from the legislature: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/1707","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 14 22:08:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"1210818726","full_text":"Watching Mel Brooks' \"Silent Movie\". Somehow this one had slipped by me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 14 16:13:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"1209998586","full_text":"Slept for thirteen hours. Best Valentine's Day present ever!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 13 05:19:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"1205419383","full_text":"Notice how I use the strength of the cold against itself. As it attacks, I become a fulcrum such (cough) such that (cough cough) -- oh crap.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 12 15:57:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"1203018555","full_text":"I'm pretty sure locallygrown.net is reaching critical mass. Evidence: 9 markets have started up in the past week alone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 11 19:04:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"1199962468","full_text":"\"The Amalgamated Order of Real Bearded Santas\" Awesome! http://www.aorbsinc.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 11 05:18:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1198161948","full_text":"Reading up on the Reinhart predictions. I just love a good conspiracy story, and this one has all the elements.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 11 01:15:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"1197568128","full_text":"Playing \"Hide & Hide\". It's like \"Hide & Seek\", only we both hide. It's a very peaceful game.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 10 21:44:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1196959835","full_text":"\"Wine and orgies won't work unless someone makes the wine, and that someone must potentially include us.\" Hear, hear!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 10 16:17:56 +0000 2009","id_str":"1195884844","full_text":"Whoa. Geithner's not even done talking, and already the markets have dropped 2% since he started talking.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 10 00:39:09 +0000 2009","id_str":"1193814378","full_text":"Just gave a talk on Locally Grown after having a pint of Victory Storm King Stout. I was extra lively, but hey, they're meeting in a bar.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 09 17:47:57 +0000 2009","id_str":"1192561438","full_text":"I'm sad to learn that the story behind the neighboring towns of \"Guin\" & \"Gu-win\" Alabama doesn't involve an ancient feud. http://is.gd/iVYD","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 09 03:24:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"1190715979","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown needs a new home: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/1679","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 14 20:18:42 +0000 2017","id_str":"919296428673064962","full_text":"For pure incompetence at running a restaurant, it’d be hard to beat the Macho Nacho at Six Flags Atlanta.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 10 22:24:09 +0000 2017","id_str":"917878444456849408","full_text":"Oh, hello BB&amp;T! No, my parents can’t pay the mortgage over the phone because they’re dead. Just like they were two days ago. Maybe Thursday?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 24 19:27:36 +0000 2017","id_str":"912035808416235520","full_text":"Not going to lie: I’m stoked for the premier of the new Star Trek series tonight. It’s been a long time…","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 21 15:47:49 +0000 2017","id_str":"910893333853196290","full_text":"A great visualization of Irma’s final days, showing how and why storms are difficult to forecast with precision: <a href=\"http://www.tampabay.com/projects/2017/hurricane-irma/matter-of-miles/\">http://www.tampabay.com/projects/2017/hurricane-irma/matter-of-miles/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 19 21:13:42 +0000 2017","id_str":"910250571634003968","full_text":"Had a successful day learning new skills of my own and creating a new skill for Alexa. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/910250571634003968-DKHcEL8UQAARF3z.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/910250571634003968-DKHcEL8UQAARF3z.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 07 13:50:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1186271861","full_text":"The Wii Fit, a pair of wireless headphones, and a dark, sleepy house makes for a good start to the day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 07 01:42:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1185199131","full_text":"Oh. My. My 4yo girl is teaching me how to do her Shelly Duval impression. Literally.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 07 00:48:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"1185077996","full_text":"Standing room only tonight at Booty's Fish House. Someday maybe the oil from this place will power my car.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 05 15:01:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"1179878822","full_text":"Wow. I'm glad I decided not to move from del.icio.us to ma.gnolia back in the day. I was tempted but laziness won out. http://ma.gnolia.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 04 23:31:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"1178000854","full_text":"Just received my copy of Ray Bradbury's stage script of The Martian Chronicles. I sense a proposal to direct it next season is in my future.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 04 17:04:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1176842882","full_text":"8am: Put steel cut oats, dried fruit, pinch of salt, & boiling water in thermos. Noon: nom nom nom nom","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 04 00:31:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"1174752700","full_text":"At the dollar theater, just me and the girl. How are these animals going to make it off Madagascar? Penguins'll think of something, I'm sure","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 02 20:42:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"1170920455","full_text":"Eating corn dogs and tater tots with the girl. I'm pretty sure this is why I became a dad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 02 00:52:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"1168279128","full_text":"A couple hours ago I threw brown and wild rice, carrots, jerusalem artichokes, and cubed beef into a clay pot & in the oven. Now it's tasty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 01 17:52:08 +0000 2009","id_str":"1167289663","full_text":"Bought the \"Cute & Creepy\" add-on for Spore, and now Vivian is delighting in tormenting her creatures with swarms of bees. Hmmmmm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 01 15:14:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"1166980225","full_text":"Protip: if you overcook oatmeal, stir it into pancake batter. In fact, you can overcook oatmeal specifically for this purpose.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 01 03:34:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"1166050401","full_text":"It's my sister's birthday so I baked a cake. Doesn't matter at all that she's 1000 miles away. I'll eat her piece.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 31 14:19:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1164498387","full_text":"Off to be in a panelist discussion on local food at the Athens Green Life Expo (at the Classic Center).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 31 01:18:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"1163441177","full_text":"Had an extra 5 minutes, so I added comments to my sweetcron page. It's almost like I have a weblog again! http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 30 21:28:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"1162907400","full_text":"Just discovered the Dust Rhinos. \"Butt Kickin' Celtic Rock\". Their \"Where the Streets Have No Name\" is a fantastic mix of new & old.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 30 17:33:51 +0000 2009","id_str":"1162250295","full_text":"Depositing my last paycheck. No... I didn't quit or get fired. We're finally getting direct deposit!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 30 16:05:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1161992090","full_text":"\"Having had the Road Runner himself pass me the gravy, however, I can confirm that he pronounced it Meep Meep.\" http://is.gd/hOG3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 29 19:20:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1159383099","full_text":"I'm now friends with all but the first of my ex-girlfirends on Facebook. So... um.... sorry about all that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 29 01:17:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1157140551","full_text":"Vivian is completely enthralled by the BBC's \"Planet Earth\" in Blu-Ray. As am I.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 28 04:49:12 +0000 2009","id_str":"1154374821","full_text":"Enjoying the new iPhoto. Tagging faces like mad. Wish I had it last week at the conference -- the slideshow themes are fantastic.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 27 04:47:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1151250273","full_text":"The delivery arrived right at 10pm. Still between noon and six, in Alaska and Hawaii.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 26 22:39:13 +0000 2009","id_str":"1150417930","full_text":"My wife's been sitting at home all day waiting for a delivery via Amazon's \"White Glove\" service, but their agent didn't keep their end.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 26 17:17:47 +0000 2009","id_str":"1149556821","full_text":"A space near my office that recently was Curves Fitness Center will soon be \"The Burger & Cheesesteak Factory Featuring Deep Fried Paradise\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 25 22:21:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"1147581038","full_text":"Made it back home. Now in the next 12 hours I just need to fit in about 20 hours of sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 25 15:55:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"1146866764","full_text":"The couple next door are arguing so loudly I can barely hear the TV as I'm packing. The point of contention: whether they're \"too ghetto\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 25 01:09:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"1145744785","full_text":"Holy crap, is John Ikerd a fantastic speaker! Why have I never heard of him before? Why isn't he in charge?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 25 00:52:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"1145718292","full_text":"A thousand sustainable farmers and other interested parties gathering for a locally grown dinner in Chattanooga. http://twitpic.com/16uw0","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 23 12:46:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1141807595","full_text":"My humble trade show table:  http://twitpic.com/165uo","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 23 01:53:22 +0000 2009","id_str":"1140821349","full_text":"Mongolian Barbeque for dinner in downtown Chattanooga. Much better than last night's \"paella\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 22 19:27:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"1139916916","full_text":"So whatever happened with all those last second pardons? I've got all this rage I've been saving up, and I've *got* to do something with it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 22 01:03:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"1137835938","full_text":"A paella made with orzo? Sorry, sir, but this is no paella.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 22 00:27:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1137755999","full_text":"At the Bluewater Grille in downtown Chattanooga. Yay for the free electric bus through town!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 21 14:33:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1136305655","full_text":"Up at 5:30 setting up laptops and projectors for five presenters. Rest of the day should be easy. Repeat tomorrow, then harder work Friday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 20 03:10:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"1132196512","full_text":"A very long workday is done. Heading home to pack, then drive to Chattanooga in the morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 19 22:45:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"1131647233","full_text":"Company annual meeting. I'm sitting at the table, drinking an old fashioned. Annual meetings around here rock.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 19 03:29:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"1129597273","full_text":"It's at times like these, when the voice in my head won't stop singing \"Der Fuhrer's Face\", that I wonder how nice a normal brain would be.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 18 04:39:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1127587808","full_text":"It's exciting to see all the communities using my farmers market system in a list. It's exhilarating to see them on a map: http://is.gd/giCX","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 18 02:23:55 +0000 2009","id_str":"1127379079","full_text":"Since geotagging & google maps integration was so easy, I blasted past my goals. Did the two, plus two bonus. 4/2 #dailygoals","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 17 21:49:14 +0000 2009","id_str":"1126929071","full_text":"Putting together an all local stew for dinner, of oxtail, black beans, green chile, carrots, and whatever else I can find.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 17 19:57:45 +0000 2009","id_str":"1126740305","full_text":"Well, the YM4R Rails plugin sure makes geocoding and Google Maps integration a no-brainer. That part's done.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 17 15:37:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1126279905","full_text":"SSAWG conf fast approaching, still so much to do. Today: dynamic map showing market locations, more auto-logic w/ grower orders #dailygoals","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 15 21:58:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"1122120381","full_text":"At my farmers market. It is, quite literally, the coldest day of winter so far.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 15 15:38:31 +0000 2009","id_str":"1121210459","full_text":"Teaching my co-workers the basics of power generation, transmission, and distribution today, and how our electrical grid is designed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 15 01:39:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1119885385","full_text":"I'm learning all about Rack and Rails Metal, and finally understanding what all the hubub is about, thanks to @maraby at #atlrug","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 14 22:06:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1119429957","full_text":"Driving directly into the sun which a 15 year old windshield. Can't see a thing. Can still Twitted though. Hmmmm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 14 20:08:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"1119146768","full_text":"Just got a haircut. I look like Groucho Marx doing a Hitler impression. The 'stache is definitely going to go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 14 17:32:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"1118776227","full_text":"It finally dried out enough to install Vivian's \"park\" yesterday: http://gallery.me.com/ericwagoner#100047","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 14 01:48:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"1117215874","full_text":"A headline from your local farmer -- \"We're Booming!\" http://tinyurl.com/8cxhel","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 13 05:26:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"1115001898","full_text":"My copy of Nerdcore Rising arrived. 7th grade me would be shocked that I got as much screen time as Weird Al in a movie about nerdy music.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 13 00:52:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"1114492157","full_text":"Throwing away several hundred lines of code thanks to a long overdue elegant refactoring of a dozen lines of code.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 12 20:40:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"1113960196","full_text":"Had my yearly \"employee review\" meeting. Didn't get fired. Got a raise. Now it's back to work. Being employee #2 is nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 12 03:54:03 +0000 2009","id_str":"1112331080","full_text":"So tired. Some days I think it'd be easier not to work two jobs. One day, one of them will pay me, and I can choose it full time. One day...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 11 15:15:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"1111038732","full_text":"We're having home fries with breakfast. Unless I can't stop eating them right out of the skillet, in which case *I'm* having home fries.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 10 22:16:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"1109806143","full_text":"The wife's not going to be home for dinner tomorrow, so I guess it'll be time for that Frito Pie I've been craving.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 09 18:43:59 +0000 2009","id_str":"1107360599","full_text":"Helping a group of Japanese tourists figure out how to use our low tech dial parking meters.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 08 23:47:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1105551225","full_text":"At market, and it's getting mighty cold. Luckily, I'm not wearing burlap this week. Started up the MacBook Pro for warmth.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 08 00:41:49 +0000 2009","id_str":"1103234348","full_text":"\"Mom, I don't want to watch Scooby Doo. I want to watch Star Wars.\" She's coming along nicely...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 15:07:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"1101993842","full_text":"Turns out making screencasts is pretty easy with the right tools. Here's my first effort, a draft run of the process: http://is.gd/eMkC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 10:07:11 +0000 2009","id_str":"1101560699","full_text":"Nothing quite like a soprano opera singer slowly rapping about cowboys accompanied by bagpipe and a children's choir in the early morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 03:44:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1101074456","full_text":"Tomorrow's \"early day\" goals: get the 3 panel brochure to the printers & learn how to make screencasts. Made great progress coding Monday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 02:06:42 +0000 2009","id_str":"1100891004","full_text":"Nice. AOL's iPhone app freaked out, and now my iChat account's locked down for suspicious activity. Thanks, guys!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 00:33:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"1100718823","full_text":"Playing with iWork '09. Some nice looking new templates for lots of things, but not labels. Shucks. But does have \"mail merge\" with Numbers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 07 00:11:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1100680615","full_text":"I should have had Twitter auto-update my Facebook status a long time ago. Makes it look like I'm putting a lot of effort into my FB friends.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 06 23:05:25 +0000 2009","id_str":"1100555314","full_text":"Ah, good. That didn't tale long. Thanks, neighbor lawyer guy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 06 22:58:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"1100540996","full_text":"Trying to flag down someone to give my car a jump start. Downtown Athens is deserted tonight!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 06 20:24:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"1100245833","full_text":"Crap. The gluten free gift box I ordered for my wife has cornstarch in everything (her other allergy). Guess I'll have to eat it all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 06 18:03:21 +0000 2009","id_str":"1099978905","full_text":"An hour into the keynote, and it's only cost me $198. Feel like I'm getting off light.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 06 17:30:43 +0000 2009","id_str":"1099904438","full_text":"Heh. macrumorslive.com's keynote livecast is getting hacked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 06 00:04:36 +0000 2009","id_str":"1098300811","full_text":"I sure hope Apple announces some sort of TV set tomorrow, available immediately, since my fifteen year old set died today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 05 13:09:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1097032269","full_text":"Adding more features for power users. Now growers can create their own product labels if the basic ones I make aren't good enough.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 05 09:26:41 +0000 2009","id_str":"1096788898","full_text":"Once or twice a year, the to-do list gets backed up and I institute strict 4am wakeup times MWF and get things done. Such a time starts now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 05 03:22:34 +0000 2009","id_str":"1096346937","full_text":"Some of the legalities behind operating my online farmers market: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/1548","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 05 02:06:44 +0000 2009","id_str":"1096223307","full_text":"So, there's no DVD compilation of music videos from The Talking Heads, is there?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 05 01:25:37 +0000 2009","id_str":"1096156914","full_text":"It should come as no surprise that slices of homemade gyro meat are even more delicious when reheated by flash frying in bacon drippings.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 04 01:55:02 +0000 2009","id_str":"1094406360","full_text":"Ordering some maple syrup that was aged over a year in an oak bourbon barrel.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 04 01:02:05 +0000 2009","id_str":"1094328188","full_text":"Explaining the finer points of Weird Al to a four year old. Turns out it's not too hard.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 04 00:50:23 +0000 2009","id_str":"1094311383","full_text":"When looking to see what to make for dinner, realized I had everything needed to make from completely scratch gyros. Rotisserie's spinning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 03 18:56:10 +0000 2009","id_str":"1093799644","full_text":"Time for another break. This time: Chutes & Ladders.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 03 17:10:00 +0000 2009","id_str":"1093636895","full_text":"Taking a break from work to play some Candyland with the daughter. She'll beat me to the Candy Castle. She always does.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 03 15:07:48 +0000 2009","id_str":"1093468949","full_text":"I've been using the Mac for over a year, and never noticed the View -&gt; Organize by Thread option?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 03 03:53:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"1092834733","full_text":"Sweet! Just unlocked both the bagpipes and the accordian in Wii Music. That'll liven this house up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 03 00:51:32 +0000 2009","id_str":"1092578146","full_text":"Having a locally grown BLT for dinner, thanks to a greenhouse with a wood furnace. Oh, the L is really chinese cabbage, but it's all good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 02 15:31:53 +0000 2009","id_str":"1091678716","full_text":"iSteam is a cute iPhone app, and free today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 02 02:07:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"1090854026","full_text":"Cold, cold night at the farmers market, and my long johns are like burlap. My nipples are chafed like a son of a gun. &lt;/TMI&gt;","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 18:51:58 +0000 2009","id_str":"1090285740","full_text":"After hours of fighting to get rails validation errors to appear after failed remote file uploads, gave up and show them as a JS alert. nice","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 17:27:26 +0000 2009","id_str":"1090171202","full_text":"comicraft.com is still borked, but their other URL works: http://www.comicbookfonts.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 16:05:16 +0000 2009","id_str":"1090067976","full_text":"From what I can tell, chi.mp is like sweetcron, except on someone else's server. sweetcron is working out just great for me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 15:16:18 +0000 2009","id_str":"1090013144","full_text":"Big font sale over at comicraft.com today. Every font in the house for only 20.09. Assuming they are able to get their site back up, anyway.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 12:26:30 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089867409","full_text":"I'm up, I'm up, stop hitting me! Ug, Baby 2009's such a jerk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 05:12:19 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089473022","full_text":"Heh. The two youngest people in the house made it to midnight. Guess there's no point in opening the wine. Swig of bourbon instead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 04:49:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089428078","full_text":"Happy New Year, everyone!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 03:08:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089294791","full_text":"Sparkling wine froze solid in no time. Turns out the freezer is 14 below. Maybe that's why the ice maker stopped working...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 02:24:06 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089234964","full_text":"Bonds? Bones!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 02:23:35 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089234411","full_text":"Crab cakes, fried potatoes, and the bonds from the Christmas prime rib. A very good NYE dinner. Market tomorrow, so staying home tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 01:48:29 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089186670","full_text":"My own market had sales of $308,000 this year, and all markets ombined had sales of $695,000. Yay, local food growers! 2009: We'll pass $1M!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 01:23:38 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089152786","full_text":"2009 won't be the last year for the \"day job\", but 2010 isn't out of contention.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 01:21:04 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089149434","full_text":"$15K's not much for a company (I didn't pay myself, for example), but it's a smashing success from my point of view. Very happy so far.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 01 01:18:07 +0000 2009","id_str":"1089145310","full_text":"My little internet startup had $15K in revenue its first year, which it spent entirely on hardware and other needed items. 2009's wide open.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 31 18:17:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"1088468059","full_text":"Unibroue Ephemere is very, very tasty. Brewed with green apples, coriander, and curaco.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 20:35:45 +0000 2008","id_str":"1086568398","full_text":"Excellent write up on my recently concluded Diplomacy game from the eventual winner: http://is.gd/edLn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 20:15:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"1086532247","full_text":"My \"Cranes in the Fire Mist\" print arrived! (#14/100) I used to work where this was taken. http://tinyurl.com/5ovxo3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 16:35:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"1086142531","full_text":"Thanks to the magic of pre-recording, Henchman 24 sings a duet with 21 from beyond the grave: \"A Wonderful Christmas Time\" http://is.gd/dfkY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 16:30:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"1086132476","full_text":"What if Randy Newman wrote the theme song to \"Clerks\"? This: http://tinyurl.com/993cdz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 30 01:16:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"1085023777","full_text":"Oh, for crying out loud. Why would you even make a toy boat if it was incapable of floating? #WastedChristmasPresent","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 29 04:36:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"1083407244","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 29 00:49:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"1083098475","full_text":"Protip: if you have a policy with a description that details how to circumvent your policy, you should probably rethink having the policy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 28 23:40:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"1083005232","full_text":"I totally missed the announcement that Merb is merging into Rails. That's something I'd expect my Twitter stream to be all over. Neat news!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 28 16:27:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"1082439055","full_text":"Loading up the truck for the drive home. Have to be back at the office bright and early tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 28 16:21:05 +0000 2008","id_str":"1082432019","full_text":"Just realized that from here on out, vacations and holiday travels will have to take the girl's school schedule into account.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 27 22:19:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"1081385574","full_text":"Back from the beach. Last visit to a beach until next summer, I suppose. Long drive back to Georgia tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 26 05:21:45 +0000 2008","id_str":"1078926073","full_text":"Wii Music is even more fun than I expected, and I expected it to be a blast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 25 23:14:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"1078531709","full_text":"Prime rib, salmon, baked potatoes, and roasted green beans. Those are the dishes I cooked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 25 07:26:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"1077663141","full_text":"Let me just get this out of the way now. Yes, that was me in Nerdcore Rising. I haven't seen it yet, but it's fair to say that I am a nerd.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 24 15:48:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"1076436819","full_text":"I've gotten spoiled, I guess. Most Mac software, even that from Apple, just trusts me to do the right thing (iTunes DRM excluded).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 24 15:31:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"1076408782","full_text":"Installed Spore on the laptop so the girl can play her favorite game at grandma's. Now that we're here it wants a serial # I left at home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 23 23:50:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"1075296908","full_text":"Got eliminated after 1906 in my Diplomacy game. I was the third power to fall.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 23 05:44:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"1073791102","full_text":"There. The swingset's wrapped. http://ericwagoner.com/pdf/ViviansPark.pdf (We \"test drove\" it at what she thought was a park.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 23 04:57:47 +0000 2008","id_str":"1073732086","full_text":"Presents all wrapped. Except for the big slide and swingseet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 23 01:25:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"1073421074","full_text":"Parents over for the night. Made gluten free crab cakes, and fried flounder filets, and carrots, peas, and mushrooms. Drive to FL in 10 hrs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 22 22:47:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"1073179654","full_text":"How did it take 30 years for someone to come up with chocolate covered pop rocks? These \"Wonka Tinglerz\" are awesome!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 21 20:16:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"1071007048","full_text":"Having a wee bit of haggis for lunch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 19 17:02:55 +0000 2017","id_str":"910187460201771008","full_text":"It would sure be nice if the Amazon Echo in my kitchen could tell us what’s on the school lunch menus. So I’m making it happen. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/910187460201771008-DKGiqiuUQAAF099.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/910187460201771008-DKGiqiuUQAAF099.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 19 14:03:53 +0000 2017","id_str":"910142406112182274","full_text":"Spending my day in Atlanta learning how to write voice controlled software. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/910142406112182274-DKF5r4iVYAATL2t.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/910142406112182274-DKF5r4iVYAATL2t.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 19 12:04:57 +0000 2017","id_str":"910112475361824768","full_text":"Trying to get to downtown Atlanta &amp; I’ve fallen into a math problem. Each half hour I drive half the remaining distance. When will I arrive?","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 18 16:26:52 +0000 2017","id_str":"909815998982877185","full_text":"My current jam: K.Flay’s album “Every Where is Some Where” Feels like Regina Spektor with a pleasantly hard edge. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j04JKdcXjkU\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j04JKdcXjkU</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 15 03:58:40 +0000 2017","id_str":"908540545269628928","full_text":"Oy. Across the street from me. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/accpolice/status/908520316921511936\">https://twitter.com/accpolice/status/908520316921511936</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 14 14:28:38 +0000 2017","id_str":"908336694981791744","full_text":"Seven days of heroin in Cincinnati. Towns across the country have similar stories. <a href=\"http://www.cincinnati.com/pages/interactives/seven-days-of-heroin-epidemic-cincinnati/\">http://www.cincinnati.com/pages/interactives/seven-days-of-heroin-epidemic-cincinnati/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 13 03:33:25 +0000 2017","id_str":"907809414090035200","full_text":"Power and internet, hooray! That was good practice for the coming cataclysm, but I need a breather first.","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 12 21:31:37 +0000 2017","id_str":"907718366743449601","full_text":"I’m not saying Athens is in shambles or anything, but y’all — they closed the Waffle House. <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index\">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waffle_House_Index</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 12 19:57:48 +0000 2017","id_str":"907694756851015680","full_text":"@gjcharlet Oh, wait… yours is *today*!!! Well, happy birthday! <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/907694756851015680-DJjHeeuVwAANgJO.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/907694756851015680-DJjHeeuVwAANgJO.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 12 15:10:13 +0000 2017","id_str":"907622384592723968","full_text":"Tues update: still no power, tree in yard did no damage. Road closed in one direction but the other direction was toward coffee &amp; hot food.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 12 01:38:34 +0000 2017","id_str":"907418125699895297","full_text":"Power’s still out here (and most of Athens). Put the cold food in ice chests, ate the ice cream, and used the dairy to make White Russians.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 11 14:47:03 +0000 2017","id_str":"907254166552268800","full_text":"Power’s out. I can see a tree tangled up in the lines. That happened much sooner than I was hoping.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 11 13:46:37 +0000 2017","id_str":"907238955086749696","full_text":"Steady rain, big gusty winds blowing stuff around, and the back yard hummingbirds are out playing tag like it’s a normal sunny day.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 08 23:55:57 +0000 2017","id_str":"906305136359813120","full_text":"Started this new (to me) game and like it so far. Maybe you’ve heard of it… Bioshock?<br><br>(Old games are cheap!)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 21 03:30:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"1069984026","full_text":"Deploying new features for power users on a Saturday night. I Don't mind working... it's great just knowing I even have power users.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 21 02:18:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"1069896803","full_text":"Flank steak, carrots, and heirloom chinese cabbage from my market, stir fried with thai green curry and rice noodles.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 19 22:41:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"1068028047","full_text":"(Forgot to mention that the VI site is still just in \"placeholder\" status.... but it's coming.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 19 22:17:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"1067989066","full_text":"What makes living in paradise even better? Easy access to local organic food! Locallygrown.net hits the Virgin Islands! http://is.gd/cADr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 19 16:13:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"1067307345","full_text":"Yeah, so my production database was all InnoDB instead of MyISAM, and of course InnoDB is 6x slower. Should have caught that a year ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 23:30:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"1065991284","full_text":"New battery seems to have fixed the random MBP shutdowns. I can see the slightest bulge on the old one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 22:42:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"1065908833","full_text":"At my last Locally Grown market for the year. We get one week off for Christmas, then back with more goodies on New Year's Day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 22:31:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"1065890092","full_text":"In  case you missed it: Zombie Apocalypse Gingerbread House: http://tinyurl.com/49rfkk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 16:09:39 +0000 2008","id_str":"1065158714","full_text":"Should have gone a few more pages in on Google. Found an old MP3 blog post that had the album as a download.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 16:06:58 +0000 2008","id_str":"1065153139","full_text":"Lazyweb: Don't suppose anyone has the Altman Popeye movie soundtrack digitized? It was never released on CD, so it's a longshot.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 02:56:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"1064162325","full_text":"Finally got around to testing the projector. Nice! Viewsonic PJ359W.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 02:41:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"1064139091","full_text":"Leopard 10.5.6 seems to have fixed my MBP hang-on-waking-up issues, but not the suddenly-shuts-down-on-battery-power problem. Investigating.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 02:21:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"1064107670","full_text":"Not mini DVI to DVI ... mini DisplayPort to DVI. That means I need a $29 adapter, not a $19 one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 18 02:20:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"1064105491","full_text":"What the...? The Mac's mini-DVI to DVI connector can't connect to their DVI to VGA connector? There're no holes for these pins!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 17 18:04:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"1063236545","full_text":"Peanut butter bacon burger sure hit the spot.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 17 05:12:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"1062200230","full_text":"I was playing Spore, and somehow a Privateer game broke out. Worse things have happened.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 16 20:30:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"1061350383","full_text":"Sweetcron installation & customization is complete. Been I while since I've done off the clock php work. http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 16 19:34:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"1061247160","full_text":"The fed funds rate is now a range instead of a fixed number? Why not just call it zero and be done with it? Sounds like they're just scared.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 16 19:01:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"1061185937","full_text":"Amy Bramblett, massage therapist to Tour de France riders, fixed my back. She's my new favorite person.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 16 02:57:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"1059862277","full_text":"I love Robert Altman's \"Popeye\" and I'm not afraid to say it. And now my daughter loves it too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 14 19:27:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"1057184145","full_text":"My \"winnings\" from the gift exchange: \"How to Draw Hell Beasts\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 14 15:53:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"1056913809","full_text":"Off to the company Christmas luncheon. My contribution to the white elephant gift exchange: the first three seasons of Buffy (slightly used)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 14 03:53:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"1056295218","full_text":"Ug. July was a bad month for business record keeping. Just found nearly $600 in errors, making my float much smaller than I expected.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 13 20:34:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"1055763738","full_text":"Moving literally ten years of stuff and a mess of email just seems like too much work at this point.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 13 20:33:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"1055762909","full_text":"Might go ahead and renew my Dreamhost account and keep a couple personal domains there instead of moving them to a spare server at Joyent.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 13 19:04:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"1055650951","full_text":"Either food producers need to start putting the year on their expiration dates, or I need to rotate my pantry more often.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 13 17:27:45 +0000 2008","id_str":"1055521575","full_text":"Bought an outdoor play set for the girl. She just thought we were playing at the park. Don't tell her! http://twitpic.com/si9c","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 13 02:45:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"1054675302","full_text":"The girl's been typing for a while, but she just figured out she can write her name. Like, with pencil & paper. That's the normal order now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 12 22:27:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"1054310107","full_text":"Whoever it was that reminded me of sweetcron yesterday, thanks! http://www.ericwagoner.com/weblog","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 12 20:54:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"1054153372","full_text":"Computer projector arrived I went with the ViewSonic PJ359W, a new WXGA model. Short throw & \"direct off\" features a plus.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 11 16:11:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"1051486669","full_text":"The expected stab came, but now it looks like I might actually be the third power to fall. I stretched it out a little while. (Dip Game)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 10 21:29:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"1049982862","full_text":"Off to the Atlanta Ruby User's Group. It's about the only socializing I do anymore, outside of work and the market.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 10 03:23:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"1048453605","full_text":"NSFW links re: my previous tweet. http://www.merlinmann.com/amazon/ http://www.kungfugrippe.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 09 20:04:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"1047725840","full_text":"I wonder if [REDACTED] will replace Skitch? It seems nice enough, if not a bit too web-focused.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 09 19:47:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"1047695576","full_text":"Great TimeCube take-off on woot.com right now (woot-off in progress, may quickly change)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 09 18:41:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"1047576238","full_text":"Oh, nice. mail.app saved my draft! I think the latest Parallels is causing troubles -- I've had to hard reboot three times this week alone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 09 18:25:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"1047546220","full_text":"I take a couple minutes to go to the bathroom and my MBP shuts down, losing a legthy email I was drafting. Totally uncalled for.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 08 19:01:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"1045541406","full_text":"Drops in buckets become, over time, floods. Or at least, half full buckets.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 08 18:48:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"1045519086","full_text":"In three years, I've paid down $45,748.50 of debt (much of it medical, from the eventful birth of my daughter). Half way there!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 08 18:16:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"1045465035","full_text":"My Windows update that claimed it needed 87mb finally installed after I cleared up 997mb of space.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 08 17:37:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"1045392838","full_text":"Doesn't catch everyone, but overall figure includes more than I'd thought. Work one hour, though, and you don't count at all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 07 15:56:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"1043559212","full_text":"My turkey grower is already taking deposits for next Thanksgiving. He'll probably sell out all 200 for next year sometime this week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 06 19:23:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"1042351962","full_text":"Excellent. The local DeLorian is in the parade.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 06 19:01:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"1042333362","full_text":"Standing on the sidewalk with the girl in Comer, GA, waiting for the parade to come by.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 06 15:25:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"1042055750","full_text":"Trying to explain to my wife that coffee she ground nearly three weeks ago does not qualify as \"freshly ground\". Maybe I'm being picky.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 06 02:54:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"1041410596","full_text":"Finally fount the Christmas mode in Koi Pond. Bravo. Bravo!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 06 00:59:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"1041266004","full_text":"SWAT team raids Ohio food cooperative: http://is.gd/aqgN (It's not all fun. I actually worry this could happen to me. Too much grey areas.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 06 00:13:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"1041205132","full_text":"I couldn't pass up the night vision goggles during Amazon's Black Friday promotion: http://twitpic.com/qgkr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 05 20:44:57 +0000 2008","id_str":"1040879220","full_text":"MC Fronmtalot in Marietta tonight *and* a screening of Nerdcore Rising (which I might be in)? Too bad I can't be there!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 04 18:01:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"1038563260","full_text":"\"The interest rate in the UK is now down to its lowest level since the late 1600s.\" I just don't know what to make of that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 04 15:05:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"1038263768","full_text":"Back, Bach, whatever it takes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 04 15:03:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"1038259410","full_text":"Back's Toccata & Fugue in D Minor played by solo violin (not organ). Possibly the original version? http://tinyurl.com/5k357f Thanks @MikeG1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 03 21:56:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"1036983863","full_text":"Buying the Colbert Christmas album on iTunes in five minutes, at Stephen Colbert's request.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 03 20:45:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"1036861636","full_text":"A Brian Blessed Christmas: http://tinyurl.com/5p7qlj (Thanks, @hodgman !)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 03 18:48:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"1036659114","full_text":"Testing Tweetie for the iPhone. Looks good, might beat out Twitterific.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 03 18:32:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"1036631328","full_text":"Ok, the new \"Amazon Remembers\" feature in their new iPhone app is pretty freaking cool.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 03 16:13:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"1036375686","full_text":"A fresh round of infighting has bought me time. I may be the *second* power eliminated in my Diplomacy game. Still on the ropes, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 02 20:39:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"1034858315","full_text":"Is ScreenFlow still the gold standard for creating screencasts on a Mac?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 02 18:46:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"1034667127","full_text":"The Garden State now has a locallygrown.net market: http://blairstown.locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 02 16:30:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"1034430501","full_text":"I'm in the market for a projector to take to trade shows. Any recommendations?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 02 03:23:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"1033521467","full_text":"While we were away, we got 13 phone messages. 1 was a wrong #, the rest were Republicans warning us about evil liberals. Saxby will save us!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 01 17:10:59 +0000 2008","id_str":"1032572694","full_text":"Ah. Just hit the wire. Yes, they did file for Chapter 11 protection for most but not all of their operations (you can do that?).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 01 17:08:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"1032568507","full_text":"It's noon. We're waiting word on whether Pilgrim's Pride, the area's largest private employer, declared bankruptcy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 01 07:40:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"1031904334","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 01 05:08:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"1031765563","full_text":"Back in Georgia. Still have three hours to drive until home, though. Then a quick nap and up and off to work! Hold my calls, please.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 01 04:26:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"1031718901","full_text":"Eating cheese covered tater tots while descending a mountain at 70mph at nearly midnight. We truely live in a gilded age.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 30 21:48:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"1031231714","full_text":"Nice guys at the Advance Auto Parts changed our burned out headlight in the sleet. Glad I had cash for a tip!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 30 20:50:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"1031159904","full_text":"I caught most of it at my parents house yesterday. Didn't think to check iTunes for the rest. Thanks!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 30 14:47:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"1030752788","full_text":"Surprise snowfall at my parents house. Supposed to hit the road in an hour or so. We'll see.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 30 00:13:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"1030032272","full_text":"Pumpkin cheesecake, sweet potato pound cake, vinegar pie, GF chocolate cupcakes. I think we've got dessert covered.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 29 18:38:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"1029672149","full_text":"Factory turkey is in the fryer. Heritage turkey nearly done roasting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 29 16:57:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"1029554750","full_text":"Heritage turkey just got a great message with herbed butter under the skin. It was the least I could do, considering what I'll do next.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 29 02:51:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"1028869554","full_text":"Factory turkey in the brine, then fried tomorrow. Heritage turkey will get an herb butter rub tomorrow, but no brine, then roasted.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 29 01:32:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"1028786381","full_text":"I'm likely to be the first eliminated from my Diplomacy game. Such is life.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 27 23:51:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"1027138472","full_text":"Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. We're celebrating it Saturday, so it's just been a regular day over here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 26 01:45:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"1023772617","full_text":"Stopped in Clarksville just long enough to eat at White Caste and get gas. (Sorry.  It's the oldest joke I know.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 25 15:58:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"1022868539","full_text":"Truck is nearly loaded. We'll be leaving for Missouri within the hour.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 25 13:56:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"1022671010","full_text":"Florida family farm sees farm sales go up 20% after first year of using locallygrown.net: http://is.gd/8WxW","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 25 04:19:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"1022129003","full_text":"Wait... Twitter bought I Want Sandy, only to shut it down? Really? How does that make sense?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 24 15:26:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"1020973573","full_text":"\"White House says unaware of any Citigroup rescue talks\" He's just stopped trying altogether, hasn't he?/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 23 18:23:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"1019672591","full_text":"Off to pick up the turkey I met as a young peeper many months ago, now cleaned and frozen.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 23 00:10:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"1018757039","full_text":"Settling down for a hot bath and a White Russian. Hold the marmot, please.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 22 23:06:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"1018690560","full_text":"Nice. The good looking coconut I bought is moldy on the inside. That'll teach me to buy non-locally grown coconut.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 22 01:51:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"1017549052","full_text":"Just discovered my Sam's Club credit account was revoked due to faulty info in my Equifax file. Guess I won't be buying xmas presents there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 22 00:04:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"1017426548","full_text":"Listening to This American Life #220. Woman takes testosterone, turns into me. Very interesting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 21 20:34:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"1017130714","full_text":"Photo from college. I'm the nerdy looking one. http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/3048046889/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 21 20:21:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"1017111575","full_text":"Some days I really think I ought to get into day trading. The 3pm market swings are getting entirely too predictable.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 20 20:01:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"1015275757","full_text":"It's three o'clock. Witching hour for the markets. Buckle up!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 20 18:53:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"1015170853","full_text":"I love this cover of one of my favorite Femmes songs over at Music.Metafilter: http://tinyurl.com/5gakpv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 20 17:58:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"1015084502","full_text":"Corned beef, cheddar, and fried egg on marble rye: the \"Edison Conception\". Available at Clocked in Athens, GA.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 19 14:03:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"1012881746","full_text":"There's nothing like throwing your back out during a coughing fit to really make you feel 37.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 18 21:08:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"1011765898","full_text":"My podcast backlog has fallen to under 4 gigs from a high of nine. One good thing about road trips, I guess.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 18 19:35:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"1011623597","full_text":"Ok. rjdj is a totally cool iPhone app. It processes realtime sounds from the mic and creates ambient music from it through the headphones.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 18 15:06:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"1011326087","full_text":"\"You are now 'Power#4' in game 'norm_mefi'. Welcome to the DPjudge.\" Now I've done it.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 18 01:39:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"1010568689","full_text":"Uh oh. Civilization IV works great with the new version of Parallels.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 17 21:43:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"1010263920","full_text":"An excellent animation from Japan's Ministry of Agriculture on \"Ensuring the Future of Food\" that applies also to the USA: http://is.gd/7T0H","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 17 21:13:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"1010220888","full_text":"I thought the Star Trek movie was coming out at Christmas, but now it's May? There goes my holiday plans.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 17 20:21:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"1010146583","full_text":"\"Developer of 1960s truck farm turns 89\" (and produce now grown on the land is sold via a locallygrown.net market): http://is.gd/7SlY","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 17 17:37:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"1009905719","full_text":"I've fallen off the wagon. It's not a problem, though, I can quit any time: http://tinyurl.com/6jqrwt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 17 16:20:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"1009787400","full_text":"Listening to a Splendid Table story about eating mesquite pods, and their potential use in gluten free baking. Must investigate further.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 17 15:19:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"1009692204","full_text":"My cold has reached the phlegmy stage. Working at a the coffee shop down the block to avoid infecting my co-workers. (Strangers, though, ok)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 16 18:24:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"1008470805","full_text":"Wait, the FDIC is insuring retail gift cards now? That's ... That's just crazy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 14 16:03:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"1005651182","full_text":"The UPS man just brought me the giant head of Stewie Griffin.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 13 18:36:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"1004251655","full_text":"My virtual machine is still converting, so I haven't actually used it yet, but it's clear the Parallels team spent good money on graphics.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 12 23:53:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"1002960362","full_text":"I've spent the last half hour driving a mile. I love that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 12 03:34:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"1001520853","full_text":"Sleeping in a bunk house for the first time in ... ever? http://twitpic.com/lb0o","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 11 23:48:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"1001233930","full_text":"*Now* it's a farming conference! http://twitpic.com/l9qc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 11 01:37:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"999723379","full_text":"In Alabama now. Lots of billboards for fireworks but none for tacos. Where are all the tacos at?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 10 22:44:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"999507857","full_text":"Hitting the road for a six hour drive. Not the best time for the squitters, but when is, really?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 10 20:08:59 +0000 2008","id_str":"999298069","full_text":"Googling for directions to the conference, but the only results are pages that mention the conference itself, which doesn't have directions.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 10 19:46:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"999267118","full_text":"New Pixar trailer is \"Up\": http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/up/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 10 17:14:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"999055096","full_text":"I'd love to take the new Apple cinema display to my conference this week, but it's not out yet. It'd look good on my demo table. Oh well.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 08 23:53:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"996894537","full_text":"What do you know. An official portrait creepier than Cheney's. http://tinyurl.com/6kmagp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 08 03:10:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"995903671","full_text":"Seriously, this iPhone Ocarina is awesome. http://tinyurl.com/6orzqu \"Sheet music\" for more songs on their site.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 04 19:03:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"989862869","full_text":"I should have said, \"John Hodgman (@hodgman) is on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. Is this man never fantastic?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 04 19:00:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"989858409","full_text":"John Hodgman is on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me. Is this man never fantastic?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 04 18:02:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"989762363","full_text":"For some reason I though the Alabama Organic Conference I'm presenting at next week was in Oxford, but it's down near Florida. 6 hour drive!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 04 15:17:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"989460255","full_text":"This short video from Huguenot Street Farm is hilarious: http://tinyurl.com/5dhdns","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 08 13:46:24 +0000 2017","id_str":"906151740004761600","full_text":"I’m absolutely serious when I say one of my life goals is to be in a band like Koi Division. <a href=\"http://www.laweekly.com/music/koi-division-is-the-fish-themed-joy-division-tribute-band-the-world-needs-8620587\">http://www.laweekly.com/music/koi-division-is-the-fish-themed-joy-division-tribute-band-the-world-needs-8620587</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 07 21:50:25 +0000 2017","id_str":"905911154987454464","full_text":"So, since everyone got their identities stolen today, do we get to start over? Clean slate for everyone?","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 06 17:14:38 +0000 2017","id_str":"905479367765217280","full_text":"Wrote a formal reply to a school administrator’s letter &amp; then discovered she misspelled her own name in her letter. Now I look the fool.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 02 02:26:51 +0000 2017","id_str":"903806394763276293","full_text":"Current status: obsessively scrolling through DragonCon photos on all my social media feeds while birthday cakes are in the oven.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 01 12:15:37 +0000 2017","id_str":"903592175342166016","full_text":"Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit! Thus begins the Virgo Month of Leisure. Well, once I get through this pile of work anyway. <a href=\"http://www.jessamyn.com/journal/aug00b.html\">http://www.jessamyn.com/journal/aug00b.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 31 00:50:01 +0000 2017","id_str":"903057252172664832","full_text":"I’m sure the free market will take care of this just fine, much better than regulatory oversight ever could have. <a href=\"https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/harvey-texas-chemical-plant-evacuations\">https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/harvey-texas-chemical-plant-evacuations</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 04 12:32:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"989194229","full_text":"Whoops. That photo was so blurry you could see bigfoot. Here's a better one: http://twitpic.com/jvf0","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 04 12:28:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"989188740","full_text":"My polling place has a confederate battle flag hanging right above the booths. Better than a noose, i suppose. http://twitpic.com/jvdx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 03 21:44:57 +0000 2008","id_str":"988278539","full_text":"\"Your neighbors are voting. You're not. That could be a problem.\" http://tinyurl.com/6pzecz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Nov 03 20:20:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"988161178","full_text":"The car I've been waiting for for three years is now on the market -- a VW Jetta Wagon diesel. Too bad now's not the time to buy a car.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 31 22:06:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"984451917","full_text":"\"Hi, Mr. Ghost, sir.\" If nothing else, she's very polite.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 31 21:59:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"984444170","full_text":"Trick or treating with a little Lorax in Honea Path, South Carolina.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 28 20:14:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"979462307","full_text":"DOW closes up nearly 900. I'm guessing it's a sucker's rally, and it'll plunge again tomorrow after the Fed's likely rate adjustment.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 28 19:50:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"979432197","full_text":"Listening to the last SModcast of 2007. Yeah, I'm a little behind, but I've listened to 5 months worth in the last week. http://is.gd/4yLl","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 23:36:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"978161692","full_text":"Made it home! Setting up a wii. I'd been saving my birthday money, and finally found one in Tennessee.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 19:22:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"977843223","full_text":"The sun never sets on the Locally Grown Network: http://sydney.locallygrown.net (It's a placeholder -- the market's not live yet)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 17:59:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"977738031","full_text":"In the same vein as the Ron Howard Obama video, here's the \"wasssuuuuuuup?\" crew 8 years later: http://tinyurl.com/5chbt3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 16:26:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"977609211","full_text":"Oh no! They only got my order half right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 16:24:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"977606654","full_text":"Yay! My wife's anniversary present arrived today. A good thing, since our anniversary is today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 14:41:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"977464109","full_text":"Here are the slides from my presentation Saturday night: http://tinyurl.com/5fv9wh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 11:33:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"977242944","full_text":"I am a bear of Very Little Sleep. I just dried myself off after a shower with what appears to be, after further study, a bath mat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 27 04:07:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"976941526","full_text":"Back in Georgia and two more hours to drive tonight. Won't be home until tomorrow night though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 26 02:37:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"975684509","full_text":"Just finished a two hour presentation on locallygrown.net. Pretty pictures soon to appear on slideshare.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 17:15:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"975168510","full_text":"\"The morning after an economic collapse, someone wakes up wanting breakfast, and someone else makes money cooking it for him.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 17:09:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"975162264","full_text":"\"A low overhead is the gift that keeps on giving.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 16:46:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"975138090","full_text":"http://www.gifthub.org Philanthropy and Community at the Crossroads","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 15:42:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"975072015","full_text":"http://silverandgoldaremoney.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 15:02:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"975031952","full_text":"After introductions of all the other facilitators, I've got a serious case of Impostor Syndrom going on. There are giants here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 14:48:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"975017684","full_text":"A liveblog of the Financial Permaculture Summit: www.financialpermaculture.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 02:39:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"974544589","full_text":"Turns out my exit off I24 also has the southernmost White Castle in the USA. Perfect fuel for the last hour of driving!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 25 01:23:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"974473780","full_text":"Sweet! I totally forgot I gain an hour crossing into Tennessee. The drive back Sunday night is going to suck even more though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 24 21:48:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"974255173","full_text":"Wonder why this guy I'm passing is driving so slow. Probably not the cell phone in one ear. Must be the cat sitting on his shoulder.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 24 21:15:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"974217117","full_text":"Odometer reading: 166666. A good time to start a road trip, I'd say.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 24 21:05:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"974204873","full_text":"Off to Hohenwald, Tennessee for the Financial Permaculture Summit: www.financialpermaculture.org  It's a 6 hour drive for me tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 24 13:31:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"973569818","full_text":"Wow... market futures trading had to be halted due to free fall. The markets open for real now. Hang on tight!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 24 02:31:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"973023732","full_text":"Packing. I'm leaving in the morning and not returning home until Monday night. Two days in the office sandwich a trip to Tennessee.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 23 16:35:47 +0000 2008","id_str":"972266206","full_text":"A Bandolier of Carrots: http://shirt.woot.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 22 21:05:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"971069327","full_text":"John Hodgman: A brief digression on matters of lost time http://tinyurl.com/5wzdgp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 22 19:38:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"970967367","full_text":"DOW at 8500. My prediction: only 2000 more points until it hits bottom. At today's pace, that's only four trading days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 22 14:34:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"970550744","full_text":"‘Community-supported adventure’ yields bountiful harvest: http://is.gd/4ynl","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 21 23:52:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"969736690","full_text":"I may have outdone myself with this green curry rubbed smoked pulled lamb.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 21 23:42:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"969725385","full_text":"The \"Woot Internal Memo\" that just hit my inbox is quite nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 21 20:46:59 +0000 2008","id_str":"969515471","full_text":"@ewagoner \"to ask if a is really equal to b\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 20 19:49:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"967919147","full_text":"Going from 17\" screen (+ other monitor) to 13\" screen is a big chenge, but I'll be using them for different purposes. Shouldn't be an issue","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 20 19:48:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"967917814","full_text":"Only glitch: I'm a \"right hand on the track pad, left thumb on the button\" guy, so have to re-train my thumb. But I do like the new trackpad","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 20 12:22:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"967347032","full_text":"\"On FedEx truck for delivery\" I like the sound of that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 20 04:02:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"966993804","full_text":"It was going to happen eventually. Vivian's the last one up this evening. She's in bed, watching \"Finding Nemo\" on the iPod.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 19 22:38:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"966687443","full_text":"Ground beef for burgers was a bit lean, so I mixed in some tallow. Now I think that could be the answer to a lot of other problems too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 18 04:52:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"964819000","full_text":"Added more cherry wood to the firebox. Off to snooze for three hours, then the leg of lamb joins the pork.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 17 22:29:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"964480380","full_text":"It's been raining all day, so I didn't get everything done outside I wanted to. But, pork is on cherry wood smoke (and will be all night).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 17 21:03:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"964384958","full_text":"The bankers are meeting in the world's capitals, but we're meeting in Hohenwald, Tennessee. http://financialpermaculture.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 17 17:02:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"964084061","full_text":"Chevon ribs getting an applejack marinade. Leg of lamb getting a sumac rub. Beef shortribs getting peach chutney soak. (Sorry, Janet)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 17 14:48:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"963902888","full_text":"I forgot the chevon ribs. Also, kale, goat cheese, & onion tart.  And heirloom squash soup. Guests also bringing dishes. http://is.gd/4fJc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 17 13:03:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"963769441","full_text":"Ossabaw pork, grassfed beef, pastured chicken, pastured lamb, fresh Savannah shrimp: things I'm cooking for the Hunters Moon feast tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 16 14:59:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"962429988","full_text":"Added rudimentary database migrations to my work's big intranet application. Next year, I rewrite the whole thing in rails. Can't wait!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 15 14:17:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"960654055","full_text":"WTH? \"Copy\" stopped working system wide on my windows box.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 14 20:11:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"959582076","full_text":"Done & Done. Now to check FedEx status compulsively...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 14 18:59:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"959490543","full_text":"Just when I'd decided on the top MB, the Apple store went down again. More choices than I was expecting today!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 13 20:32:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"958113194","full_text":"Here's me showing off an iPhone geotagging skunkworks project to electric utiliy folks: http://is.gd/404u","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 13 20:19:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"958097973","full_text":"Sweet! Make a payment to LessAccounting, get featured on their weblog. I like that tradeoff :) Details to come...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 13 19:50:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"958060988","full_text":"I guess my customers know there's an apple event tomorrow. My PayPal \"You've got money\" chimes have been ringing all day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 13 17:41:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"957905969","full_text":"I like this MacBook dock rumor. I'd get one. http://www.9to5mac.com/imac-macbook-dock","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 13 16:42:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"957830453","full_text":"Hmm. LessAccounting has new pricing options.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 11 18:43:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"955713312","full_text":"Been working non-stop getting my farm ready to host our annual \"Hunter's Moon Feast\" next weekend.  Just about there, I think.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 10 16:36:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"954396457","full_text":"@athenians Ok, I was in a chili stupor. It's at \"The Arch\", right next door to where the Basil Press still is. And try the \"4 Pigs & Coffee\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 10 16:01:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"954348054","full_text":"@athenians $10 gets you all you can eat chili and a ballot until 2:30 downtown where Basil Press used to be. Benefits Nuci's Space.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 10 15:56:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"954341343","full_text":"Judging a chili cook off for lunch. Didn't know I'd be doing that when I woke up this morning, but such is my life.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 10 13:38:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"954150211","full_text":"If it's going to shed 100 points per minute like this, I guess we'll finally get things over with in a hurry at least.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 10 03:01:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"953665303","full_text":"At the rate the DOW futures are falling, it'll likely be below 8000 before opening. Recent commentary predicting 6500 no longer seems crazy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 08 19:13:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"951704090","full_text":"Just looked through all 8 pages of http://sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com. There are some gems in there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 08 18:08:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"951623502","full_text":"Up or down, DOW, make a choice. We're at war!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 08 12:20:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"951181719","full_text":"Bought a new stick of deodorant last night. Its scent was labelled \"Victory\". Used it this morning, and they lied. No napalm smell at all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 07 14:12:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"949659294","full_text":"Half hour feel-good market breather has concluded. We now resume our regularly scheduled free fall, currently in progress.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 07 13:24:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"949599089","full_text":"It's getting ugly for the Embarracuda: http://is.gd/3Ei1","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 05 22:47:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"947569579","full_text":"I hung some handmade wrought iron celtic dragon hanging planters on the porch today: http://twitpic.com/esov","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 23:16:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"946589689","full_text":"I know my place feels like Land of the Lost sometimes, but seriously.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 23:13:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"946587353","full_text":"I swear a pterodactyl just flew low over my head. I'll just tell myself it had to be some sort of giant heron, though, because, pterodactyl?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 17:29:58 +0000 2008","id_str":"946317058","full_text":"Restocked the pantry with canned haggis, the next best thing to freshly made. Sheep's stomach is harder to come by these days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 16:14:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"946249390","full_text":"Scotch egg, bridie, and irn-bru.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 15:51:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"946228535","full_text":"The massed pipers: http://twitpic.com/eiwv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 15:45:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"946222881","full_text":"Here come the pipers! They make my heart sing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 14:18:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"946147205","full_text":"A student a Berkeley with a similar name has been giving everyone my gmail address as her own. Even her professors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 00:28:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"945632764","full_text":"I loves me some \"Sweet Georgia Brown\". Can't explain it, it's just one of those things. Can definately tie it back to the Globetrotters, tho","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 04 00:05:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"945613470","full_text":"Jazz trio at the Mercury Lounge:  http://twitpic.com/efi2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 03 23:41:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"945592259","full_text":"Girl's at grandma's, wife's out of state. So much needs done at home, but urge to slack is high. Martini & jazz trio couldn't hurt anything","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 03 22:15:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"945514989","full_text":"Trying to install htmldoc on a Dreamhost account. I wish my work would just leave them for @Joyent already.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 03 20:07:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"945383211","full_text":"The Hartwell Highland Games are tomorrow, in a pasture down the road from my house: http://www.lochhartwell.org/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 03 17:33:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"945203523","full_text":"That's that, then. I guess the final barriers have been lifted for me to get into the children's bow and arrow business.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 03 15:08:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"945014114","full_text":"Good to see the boards of Wachovia and Wells Fargo are reading my Twitter stream: http://tinyurl.com/44djc5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 03 15:03:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"945008603","full_text":"Gourmet Magazine has an online feature on my market: \"Farmstand on the Run\" http://is.gd/3tJC","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 01 17:12:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"942161873","full_text":"Today the amount I still owe on my daughter's uninsured complicated birth fell below my annual salary. $45K still to go!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 01 02:33:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"941390718","full_text":"Little miss four year old is staying up late playing Spore. It's nice to have a gaming buddy again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 30 14:24:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"940601585","full_text":"Maxed out my IRA contributions for the year today, yet somehow the balance is about the same as it was back in January.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 29 19:20:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"939607937","full_text":"I wish Wells Fargo had won the Wachovia bidding war. I would've opened up a checking account with them. Citi... no thanks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 29 18:52:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"939572803","full_text":"I guess I need to sharpen my cooper skills and open up a clothing shop.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 29 18:02:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"939506107","full_text":"I'm shocked and (I think) happy the first vote on the bailout bill failed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 29 17:46:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"939485633","full_text":"Holy hell! What's the deal with the markets in the last 15 minutes?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 29 01:07:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"938644810","full_text":"A proper moussaka takes all day to make, but oh, is it worth it. Especially when using sun-warmed eggplant & tomatoes out of the garden.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 29 00:51:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"938630857","full_text":"Photos from my cider making session yesterday: http://gallery.me.com/ericwagoner/100044","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 28 15:45:58 +0000 2008","id_str":"938189564","full_text":"It's a moussaka kind of day, I think.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 28 01:27:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"937666413","full_text":"This Georgia football game is painful. The gas riots this week are going to be u.g.l.y.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 23:45:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"937587704","full_text":"Cider is in the carboy. What fun! But only used two of the ten bushels I bought. So, apple butter, more cider, juice, and more ahoy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 22:35:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"937535808","full_text":"First bushel of Winesaps yielded 3gals of juice. Will mix in 1gal each of Empire and Mutsu. Then add honey and yeast. Then drink on the 18th","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 21:41:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"937496008","full_text":"Note to BATF: this little still is for purifying water during emergencies only. Wouldn't dream of running fermented cider through there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 21:39:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"937494522","full_text":"It's working! Whole apples go in, beautful juice comes out. On pace to get 2+ gallons per bushel from Winesaps, better than expected.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 20:30:47 +0000 2008","id_str":"937443603","full_text":"Starting to make apple cider. Don't have an apple grinder, so trying to use food shredder attachment for the KitchenAid. Then to the press!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 16:36:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"937245646","full_text":"Or maybe I can just enjoy this excellent plate of hickory smoked barbeque here at \"Oinkers\" (Clayton, GA) and blame it on the ball cap.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 16:34:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"937242960","full_text":"That's it. Time for a diet and a shave. I just got compared to Michael Moore.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 16:09:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"937219422","full_text":"Just barely fit ten bushels in the car. Guess I should have driven the truck after all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 27 14:33:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"937131290","full_text":"The girl and I are up in the mountains on our way to the apple orchards. Also, barbeque.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 26 18:56:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"936092672","full_text":"We want cake! Where's our cake?!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 26 18:03:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"936034947","full_text":"Driving to the orchard in the morning to load the car with apples to make gallons of cider. Been looking forward to it all week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 26 14:44:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"935774605","full_text":"TiVo failed me last night, failing to record the premier of The Office. So I've been reduced to trying to get \"NBCDirect Downloader\" to work","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 26 13:30:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"935685293","full_text":"Cancel UGA-Alabama Game, Urges Oil Executive: http://www.wsbtv.com/news/17562978/detail.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 26 13:28:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"935682447","full_text":"Bad sign when a local petroleum CEO urges the governor to cancel the biggest game in the country due to not enough gas for fans & residents.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 25 02:48:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"933863447","full_text":"I heart Dave: http://tinyurl.com/4xhnr2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 24 20:57:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"933509060","full_text":"The response from Obama we'll never hear (but should have): http://is.gd/357C","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 24 00:00:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"932351398","full_text":"Me and the girl are at the county fair.    Loves the ferris wheel but the giant slide was a little scary.   http://twitpic.com/cw74","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 23 18:52:45 +0000 2008","id_str":"932027093","full_text":"Urban Farmer Named MacArthur \"Genius\": http://twurl.nl/7xjzot  Fingers crossed they notice locallygrown.net next year :)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 23 01:26:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"931113682","full_text":"Now I need to remember to get more Kaluha. It never ends. Good thing I recently bought some investment banks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 23 00:09:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"931044075","full_text":"Remembered the vodka. Not this \"filtered 7 times through charcoal\" stuff, either. Real Russian vodka with flavor. http://www.1147vodka.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 22 19:36:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"930782936","full_text":"Got the old apple press out yesterday. Driving to the mountains Sat for apples to make a big batch of hard cider for my Hunters Moon Feast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 22 19:29:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"930775032","full_text":"Amazon's back. That was close! I almost had to order from someplace else and pay shipping.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 22 19:01:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"930746154","full_text":"Amazon's search is bringing up zero results. For everything. Are they taking the day off?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 22 14:34:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"930450728","full_text":"MacBook vs MB Air for browsing, email, iWork, light coding, portability. Recommendations? I know updates to one or both are imminent.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 20 23:03:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"928813896","full_text":"Wow. Didn't know it was even possible to harvest fewer potatoes than what you put in. Should have eaten my seed stock & saved a lot of work.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 25 20:35:08 +0000 2017","id_str":"901181169861111808","full_text":"I’m not going to DragonCon this year. All you wonderful nerds have fun!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 23 21:50:08 +0000 2017","id_str":"900475268120420352","full_text":"BB&amp;T: “What’s the reason the mortgage is behind?”<br>Me: “My parents died, it was their mortgage, &amp; you’ve refused to talk to me for 2 years.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 23 05:09:32 +0000 2017","id_str":"900223458503733249","full_text":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 21 18:20:02 +0000 2017","id_str":"899697617986256897","full_text":"Holy crap.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 21 17:25:45 +0000 2017","id_str":"899683957918314496","full_text":"Just blew a bunch of minds by showing them eclipse images filtered through leaves.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 19 04:00:46 +0000 2017","id_str":"898756600038600705","full_text":"Stress from increasingly worsening weather forecasts for Monday will be the death of me.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 19 03:26:00 +0000 2017","id_str":"898747852146360320","full_text":"A nice letter, particularly when you read the first letter of each paragraph. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/898555111252926464\">https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/898555111252926464</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 20 02:41:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"928028817","full_text":"Good on you, Merlinn Mann (@hotdogsladies). Good on you. http://bit.ly/3lDxrI","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 20 00:24:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"927919569","full_text":"Celebrating \"drink like a retired pirate day\" with some oak aged Haitian Rhum Barbancourt. http://www.barbancourt.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 20 00:06:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"927905064","full_text":"Trying to replicate the wonderful flounder from Dockside. Difficulty: crust must be wheat and corn free. Filets now soaking in buttermilk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 19 19:20:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"927635272","full_text":"My bank has the *worst* online banking system known to man, but they are one block away. Maybe I should switch for ease of use and exercise.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 19 14:27:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"927281686","full_text":"Paulson says \"hundreds of billions\" of dollars are needed to fix things? Better get those printing presses moving! My wheelbarrow's ready.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 18 00:03:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"925291619","full_text":"Can't \"naked short sell\" stock anymore. Guess it's time to move on to real estate. I can still sell property I don't have title to, right?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 23:44:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"925274392","full_text":"Eating dinner at Little Pig's BBQ in Columbia, SC. They have everything but the squeal on the buffet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 21:11:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"925132192","full_text":"Thanks for the well wishes, everyone!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 20:31:05 +0000 2008","id_str":"925088015","full_text":"Leaving the beach. Filled up the cooler at my favorite right-off-the-boat fish market on my way out of town. Learned how to filet flounder.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 14:36:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"924676999","full_text":"Nothing like tweets from @cspenn to make me start digging up the survival gear. Good thing I'm already camping. It's all right here with me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 14:28:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"924666886","full_text":"Hanging one more year on the line.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 17 01:20:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"924066197","full_text":"Stuffing myself silly with fried flounder. 11th Street Dockside in Port Royal, SC knows how to to make it, no doubt about it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 15 04:12:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"921696194","full_text":"Guess it's a good thing I took all my money out of the bank to pay for this vacation. Saves me the mad rush of a bank run when I get back.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 14 01:47:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"920640028","full_text":"They were closing as we pulled up, and unlocked it for us. Setting up the tent now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 14 00:47:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"920596318","full_text":"The beach campground locks their gates in 15 minutes. We're a half hour away. This could get interesting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 13 19:42:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"920375541","full_text":"First day of vacation wasted. Should have been on the beach hours ago, but haven't even left the house yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 12 23:44:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"919560412","full_text":"Huh. $5 gas. Guess I picked the wrong day for a 400 mile road trip.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 11 21:53:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"918182239","full_text":"http://twitpic.com/b4s2. Beautiful winter squash bounty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 11 20:33:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"918103486","full_text":"After four days of the user conference, my brain has turned to mush. I've officially entered zombie territory, still have another day to go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 10 21:13:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"916897653","full_text":"Playing cornhole with my customers. Not a euphemism: www.playcornhole.org","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 10 19:05:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"916759823","full_text":"Wrote a web page that immediately closes the browser window. Yes, crazily enough, there was a need for this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 09 22:16:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"915661386","full_text":"I wish I could vote for @FakeSarahPalin. Twice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 09 21:23:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"915606416","full_text":"Ok. Based entirely on my one and only test, genius playlists are really cool.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 09 21:16:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"915599382","full_text":"Athens Locally Grown just passed $10,000 in sales for the week, for the first time ever. I remember being excited the first week we hit $500","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 09 01:30:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"914542820","full_text":"Dear Mr. Jobs, Sold iPhones to a roomful of utility workers today. To be used as inspection tools. Send checks to usual place. Thanks, Eric","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 07 23:29:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"913211241","full_text":"There's an astounding array of heirloom winter squash at my market this week. I want to try them all!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 07 17:00:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"912919805","full_text":"Treasury Secretary Paulson either saved the world or triggered the apocalypse, depending who you talk to. Interesting times, either way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 07 01:09:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"912352335","full_text":"Stuffing chile peppers with mutton and cheese. Why aren't you here? (Sorry, @jfrick -- I know why you're not here.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 06 18:08:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"912041001","full_text":"Drudge has been \"another Friday, another bank failure\" lately, but he's not mentioning yesterday's seizure. Because McCain's son involved?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 06 18:05:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"912038716","full_text":"Moving a little slow today, to save up energy for the 100 hour workweek I've got coming up. Have to pace myself, y/know.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 06 01:24:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"911408528","full_text":"Still forgot to get vodka. Mixing another White Jamaican. The Dude makes do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 05 23:57:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"911339840","full_text":"I'm a progressive libertarian, so there's no \"alway thinks like me\" party. Sometimes D, often L, sometimes G, even R on occasion. Depends.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 05 23:45:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"911329983","full_text":"People who know me might assume I always vote D, but they'd be wrong. I've never voted D in a presidential election, ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 05 23:41:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"911327448","full_text":"The RNC's derision toward community service and general snottiness pushed me to donate $$ and pledge to vote D. First time I've done either.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 05 20:25:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"911148684","full_text":"Just been asked to speak at the Alabama Organic Production Conference in Andalusia, Alabama in November. Date looks good. www.asanonline.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 05 20:11:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"911134650","full_text":"Wait... so computers running Windows are Churros? And they run a little tight? That's the message, no?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 05 18:56:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"911057791","full_text":"Going to the beach in 8 days. If we're lucky, it *won't* be the beach Ike storms in on. 50-50 odds at the moment.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 04 02:59:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"908922397","full_text":"http://is.gd/2cbf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 04 02:59:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"908921596","full_text":"She's still claiming she was against the \"bridge to nowhere\"? That was one of the first things refuted. is.gd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 03 15:28:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"908192598","full_text":"The Woodfire Grille up the block announced a six course, six martini dinner. I'm tempted, even though they're all vodka martinis.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 03 13:33:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"908059927","full_text":"Being interviewed for a web feature for Gourmet magazine today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 02 23:34:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"907421121","full_text":"\"Would you, could you with a shark? Would you, could you with Nemo?\" Guess I need to teach the 4yo about copyright before the C&Ds roll in.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 02 20:45:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"907259464","full_text":"I think I understand now. McCain's staff did all their Palin vetting using Cuil.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 02 20:38:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"907252370","full_text":"The frat boys outside my window are gathering under the trees, each wearing one surgical glove. It's like having Sea Monkeys, only more fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 02 13:47:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"906799314","full_text":"Is Basecamp down for everyone or just me?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 02 01:37:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"906315145","full_text":"Mixing up a White Jamaican. I've got to remember to get some Vodka. I'm running out of substitutions.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 01 19:42:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"906043385","full_text":"Eager to download Google Chrome, if only to run GMail so it will stop crashing all my other browsers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 30 01:49:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"903585948","full_text":"Grilled Cheese on handmade bread with Cherokee Purple tomatoes. And Velveeta slices. Not everything needs to be on the Ark of Taste, y'know?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 27 22:03:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"900986041","full_text":"iPhone's mail program strips EXIF data from photos when you mail them. Whipped up an awesome skunkworks project today that's now spoiled.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 27 17:11:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"900707194","full_text":"Support person at @leapfrog overhead my griping tweets last week, contacted me, and got things fixed. Big props to them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 27 01:52:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"899992790","full_text":"Trying to purchase conference registrations from a site using Zen Cart. So. Painful!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 27 01:26:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"899969288","full_text":"New Coda! New Coda!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 27 00:10:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"899907896","full_text":"http://tinyurl.com/57etmy","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 27 00:10:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"899907620","full_text":"Dinner: Cherokee Purple tomato sandwiches and slow bbq'd Ossabaw pork. Surely I've made for myself the best job ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 26 16:12:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"899475498","full_text":"Ok. Maybe nine days is a little long to keep turkey salad. Guess I need to go to my lunch backup plan.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 25 22:27:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"898689928","full_text":"Only took four hours, but now the login screen of my company's webapp is iPhone optimized. The rest should only take a decade or two...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 24 12:26:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"897265556","full_text":"Off to the Atlanta Aquarium with the inlaws. I've never been.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 22 19:46:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"895853289","full_text":"If you take a cold soda out of the fridge, put a warm one back in. Come on, people! It's not rocket surgery.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 21 18:40:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"894685813","full_text":"Happy birthday, mom! (Yes, my mom's on Twitter.)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 20 01:48:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"892788755","full_text":"Went to Huddle House for dinner. I'm not about to stand between a little girl and having \"big waffles\" for her birthday dinner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 19 18:38:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"892430144","full_text":"http://tinyurl.com/5dbjsa","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 19 18:37:58 +0000 2008","id_str":"892429692","full_text":"2pm model runs all agree that NE Ga will not get needed rains from TS Fay. Unfortunately, they're starting to spell bad news for the Gulf.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 19 15:14:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"892226985","full_text":"Happy birthday, Vivian! You made it to four, and it's all smooth sailing from here!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 19 14:26:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"892173385","full_text":"Oh good. This time Gmail hung (\"Still working!\") then crashed the browser entirely. Good thing I've got session save going. Eh, it's free.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 19 14:09:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"892155966","full_text":"I love that @_S_A_R_A_H_ from sci-fi's \"Eureka\" is Twittering. I'm two weeks behind, though, so I don't understand what she's going on about","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 19 02:05:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"891693536","full_text":"Starting day three of operation \"download leapfrog connect application\". Come on, leapfrog.com, her birthday is tomorrow!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 18 14:31:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"891097201","full_text":"I've only been working for an hour and already gmail has locked up twice with \"still working\". Used to be only once a day, but now very bad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 18 02:11:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"890650790","full_text":"Also, if you're going to do that, you might want to make sure your server can actually deliver the files needing downloaded. Criminy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 18 02:10:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"890650215","full_text":"What's the point of distributing an installer CD if all that's on it is an application that downloads the real application off a website?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 18 00:29:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"890583838","full_text":"\"Dad, I love to play cards with you.\" First, Uno, and then, Axis & Allies. All part of my plan to finally have a gaming partner again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 18 00:06:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"890569641","full_text":"Turkey's out of the smoker. With a little sauce, you can't really tell it was at the bottom of my freezer for three (four?) years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 17 20:09:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"890429275","full_text":"I needed to make room in the freezer, so... there's a turkey in the smoker.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 16 19:23:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"889630292","full_text":"I hear Pixar has a new movie out. Off to the theater to investigate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 15 15:56:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"888583235","full_text":"Building my first post-Rails 2.0 app. I feel like Scotty wandering the Enterprise-D.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 13 23:38:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"886848501","full_text":"My county makes the front page of CNN, and in a terrible way: http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/13/family.trailer.captive/index.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 13 18:33:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"886589672","full_text":"Oh, yeah. Here's my Shaggy face: http://flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/2759851979/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 13 16:08:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"886449603","full_text":"Dear Avery, when I clicked the box indicating I did not wish to subscribe to your newsletter, what I meant was I did not wish to subscribe.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 12 23:33:57 +0000 2008","id_str":"885727390","full_text":"Me: \"Oh, did I step on your toes? I'm sorry!\" The girl: \"I'm sorry too.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 12 22:11:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"885669848","full_text":"$9500+ of locally grown food sold in two days by 38 growers to 247 people. Beats our previous record, set last week, by 10%.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 12 17:11:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"885406390","full_text":"Time to retire the notion that two countries with McDonalds have never gone to war against each other: http://is.gd/1oEG","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 11 21:23:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"884533246","full_text":"GMail has become highly unstable of late. Multiple times a day it is inaccessible. I thought I'd wait it out for the updated Connector, but-","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 10 23:16:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"883611674","full_text":"In 38 years, I've never had lamb spareribs. That is a mistake I shall not repeat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 10 20:53:59 +0000 2008","id_str":"883524569","full_text":"Prepping beds and nearly ready to begin fall planting. Meanwhile in the smoker, leg of goat and lamb spareribs. Lunches for the week!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 09 15:13:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"882540095","full_text":"My lip is hairless for the first time in twelve years. Zoinks!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 08 20:06:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"881879585","full_text":"Green shirt, brown pants. Shave the 'stache, keep the chin hair. Eat lots of food. Like, wow, check out that crazy house!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 08 20:04:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"881877403","full_text":"Costume party tomorrow. \"Characters related to mysteries\". My costume's ready, but I can't convert my car to the Mystery Machine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 08 14:32:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"881548441","full_text":"My market's now mainstream, I guess. Had a guy last night (picking up for someone else) yell at me, leave, come back, and yell at me again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 06 03:06:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"878936538","full_text":"Holy crap, these parking garage painted signs are awesome: http://de-war.de/eurekacarpark.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 06 01:42:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"878872779","full_text":"Well, that went well I think.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 05 21:47:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"878696388","full_text":"45 minites until classtime. Starting prep: http://twitpic.com/6o2x","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 05 16:04:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"878389536","full_text":"Hey Willy's Mexicana Grill, when your nachos have pools of liquid covering the chips, that's actually called \"soup\". Good flavor, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 05 03:28:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"877886942","full_text":"David Byrne's new video has some great choreography. Also, skin. Lots and lots of skin. http://is.gd/w9N","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 05 01:58:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"877818155","full_text":"PDF menu handout for tomorrow's cooking class: http://athens.locallygrown.net/files/document/document/117/AugustClass.pdf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 02 14:25:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"875637981","full_text":"Menu for my class: Indian lamb stuffed eggplant, eggs baked in tomatoes, chile rellenos, broiled okra chips, and a squash/corn/tomato saute.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 02 01:22:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"875266552","full_text":"Cooking class on Tuesday night is a go. I'm practicing a few dishes tonight. Eggs in tomato nests, ahoy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 01 15:21:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"874787968","full_text":"This is a picture of people racing in a motorcycle and a gocart with a sidecar with a lion in it on a vertical wallofdeath http://is.gd/1bL9","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 01 03:06:58 +0000 2008","id_str":"874322789","full_text":"Just got a vehicle tax bill that literally says they can't calculate how much I owe, but I have to pay it by 9/17. This is going to be fun.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 31 18:28:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"873905763","full_text":"Momentous Occasion: My net worth just crossed into positive territory. Barely. Still have about $50K in unsecured debt, so not out of woods.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 30 12:55:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"872532173","full_text":"I'm not an advice columnist. Except for today: http://tinyurl.com/59e44m","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 30 01:17:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"872132316","full_text":"Hmmmm. They're doing pretty good. I don't like my chances. Guess I need to put together my audition for next year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 30 00:36:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"872103084","full_text":"Getting ready to watch the 'Next Foot Network Star' finale to see if maybe the judges will make me the surprise winner. Fingers crossed!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 29 23:57:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"872075740","full_text":"We're getting our first hard rain in months. Maybe the first this year. So so nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 28 23:35:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"871045803","full_text":"Rubbing a block of Amish butter with hot corn on the cob. Can't type -- eating. cdsgsbbrr","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 28 20:47:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"870918363","full_text":"A mead thread over at MetaFilter. I can wax on on that topic: http://tinyurl.com/6x2mtf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 28 15:55:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"870669996","full_text":"CNNMoney: \"... profits were boosted by growing wireless operations, despite more customers shifting away from land lines.\" Um... \"despite\"?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 28 14:07:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"870570478","full_text":"CUIL: 1458 results for locallygrown.net, and the first 20 pages are all SEO spam linkfarm sites. More pages indexed != better results, sorry","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 27 23:52:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"870079022","full_text":"My little girl just threw devil horns at the religious grandma. My work here is done.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 27 19:07:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"869917149","full_text":"Back from the Apple store with a small pile of iPhones. I feel like Oprah handing out cars.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 27 15:38:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"869791632","full_text":"Can they feed the whole crowd with one fedex shipment of loaves and fishes?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 27 15:37:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"869791028","full_text":"In line at the apple store. It's not clear if they have enough to go around.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 27 02:42:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"869440650","full_text":"Thanks, everyone!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 27 01:50:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"869412180","full_text":"Won both \"local food awards\" I was nominated for. It was a wonderful and humbling evening!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 26 21:06:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"869257712","full_text":"On my way to the 1st Annual Athens Local Food Awards. I guess that means we're now a \"scene\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 21 18:52:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"864390946","full_text":"Troubleshooting unicode mistranslation somewhere along a PHP-&gt;MySQL-&gt;Java-&gt;XML-&gt;XSL-&gt;PDF chain. Or, \"living the good life\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 21 18:09:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"864360702","full_text":"Afternoon coffee to balance out the Ben & Jerry's Visualized Whirled Peace milkshake. 10% off keyfob they gave is gift that keeps on giving.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 21 15:09:47 +0000 2008","id_str":"864220366","full_text":"Sorry, but your servers panicking do not count as \"Scheduled Maintenance\". You might want to change your default error message, BofA.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 20 22:48:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"863709567","full_text":"Pastured chicken, eggs, carrots, dill relish, blueberries, and mayo, all local and fresh, combine to make the best chicken salad ever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 18 19:39:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"862159486","full_text":"My new favorite internet video ever: http://tinyurl.com/3b5f8o","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 16 13:57:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"859977713","full_text":"\"Locally Grown\" is the cover story on this week's alt paper, 3 sentences on my market, only 1 not full of errors: http://tinyurl.com/64v9q6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 16 15:31:02 +0000 2017","id_str":"897843147371417600","full_text":"keep your eyes open<br>keep your chin up<br>keep on going…<br><br><a href=\"http://music.metafilter.com/8144/Everything-Is-Fucked-Keep-On-Going\">http://music.metafilter.com/8144/Everything-Is-Fucked-Keep-On-Going</a><br><br>(I needed reminding that this exists.)","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 14 18:52:26 +0000 2017","id_str":"897169057425870854","full_text":"Standing at the side of the road in a hellacious thunderstorm waiting for the school bus is one of my new least favorite activities.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 13 04:57:23 +0000 2017","id_str":"896596521239662592","full_text":"That was the most polite mosh pit I’ve ever been in, but it sure felt nice to throw some elbows again. Even if I had to check them. #shehehe","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 12 20:23:42 +0000 2017","id_str":"896467249720066049","full_text":"… <a href=\"https://twitter.com/brennanmgilmore/status/896434516260212737\">https://twitter.com/brennanmgilmore/status/896434516260212737</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 07 02:57:26 +0000 2017","id_str":"894392007749242881","full_text":"Don’t give up hope. Momentum is in our favor. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/sama/status/892079862097166336\">https://twitter.com/sama/status/892079862097166336</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 06 23:32:26 +0000 2017","id_str":"894340419936452608","full_text":"Google executives have responded to the “women can’t be engineers” and “deeply troubling” doesn’t cut it. Did Sen. Graham write it?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 05 18:50:19 +0000 2017","id_str":"893907032281145345","full_text":"This story is heartbreaking. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/TexasObserver/status/893860398176374784\">https://twitter.com/TexasObserver/status/893860398176374784</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 02 18:54:33 +0000 2017","id_str":"892820934570147841","full_text":"Thanks, WSJ, for this dynamite bit of journalism: “Millennials Unearth an Amazing Hack to Get Free TV: the Antenna” <a href=\"https://www.wsj.com/articles/millennials-unearth-an-amazing-hack-to-get-free-tv-the-antenna-1501686958\">https://www.wsj.com/articles/millennials-unearth-an-amazing-hack-to-get-free-tv-the-antenna-1501686958</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 15 21:47:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"859412858","full_text":"New locallygrown.net market in Sequim, Washington State. Too bad the article repeatedly gets the url wrong: http://tinyurl.com/5jvdzs","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 15 00:42:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"858529865","full_text":"After two days of filling, the wading pool is nearly full.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 14 20:06:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"858338904","full_text":"How nice! I've been nominated in two of the four categories for the first annual Athens Local Food Awards: http://tinyurl.com/5klqnj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 14 19:08:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"858293506","full_text":"Adding ruby to our core product. Also, rails. And they're both modular, so I can add things on top oh-so-easy. This is fun! No more java!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 14 17:11:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"858193647","full_text":"Awesome pub down the block now has barbeque pork sandwiches. Yay! Also, work just bought me lunch at the awesome pub down the street. Yay!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 14 03:18:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"857679060","full_text":"Ran the hose to fill the wading pool for sixteen hours. It's only half full.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 12 21:40:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"856791897","full_text":"Ignore the scary \"this will delete all your events/contacts/bookmarks\" message. Once I did that it all started working.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 12 20:56:45 +0000 2008","id_str":"856769466","full_text":"Rocky road milkshake. Need I say more?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 12 19:34:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"856726213","full_text":"Buying a wading pool. I've swum in concrete in ground pools smaller than this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 11 13:54:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"855651016","full_text":"There's been a dude with a chainsaw running outside my windows for an hour. Luckily, I can't hear it. It is drowned out by the wood chipper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 11 12:55:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"855598585","full_text":"Oh... They don't actually have any phones left and are literally taking orders. That would have been good to know a while back.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 11 12:48:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"855593054","full_text":"I've been next in the \"pre-line\" for 20 minutes, waiting for the manager taking orders to return. It's looking doubtful for this morning.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 11 12:41:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"855587917","full_text":"40 minutes later and only 15 people have made it through the line. Rumor has it they're already out of 16g blacks. Waiting confirmation.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 11 11:51:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"855552695","full_text":"Line is 50 deep at east Athens AT&T store. I'm surprised. http://twitpic.com/3jd3","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 10 14:58:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"854703306","full_text":"I've got iPhone applications all dressed up with no place to go, eagerly awaiting the firmware update.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 05 01:29:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"850416899","full_text":"Sitting on the parade ground at the former Georgia Military College waiting for the fireworks to start.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 04 22:51:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"850351679","full_text":"Watching the world record holder for fastest guitar playing play flamenco. Apparently he's on the YouTube.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 03 02:28:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"848918587","full_text":"Vivan was in the bath singing, alternating verses of the Spongebob Squarepants theme and Kum Ba Yah. She's a complicated girl.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 02 19:47:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"848678499","full_text":"Also, saying \"yeah, I had 12 or 14 beers, but I can drive\" while refusing to do any \"stupid walking tests\" will not do you any favors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jul 02 19:44:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"848676314","full_text":"Today's lesson from the police blotter: When a cop asks you what you just tossed in the ditch, don't say \"Oh, it was just a crack pipe.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 01 21:41:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"847952588","full_text":"Holy crap, but is this an awesome tale: http://tinyurl.com/5ekram I *heart* Pixar.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 01 18:22:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"847834346","full_text":"Since my cooking class was canceled, I'll instead be cooking a *lot* of food for friends with a new baby at their house. Even better!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 01 17:23:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"847795201","full_text":"Only took a block before someone on a cell phone in a huge SUV clipped me with their mirror while I was in the bike lane. Not much's changed","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 01 17:22:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"847794528","full_text":"Rode my bike a couple miles to lunch for the first time in forever. It was nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 01 14:21:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"847670251","full_text":"This video for Johnny Cash's cover of Lightfoot's \"If You Could Read My Mind\" is fantastic: http://tinyurl.com/2uz8dz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 01 02:42:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"847334932","full_text":"She was fussy for bedtime, so I tickled her for ten minutes while changing her into her jammies and putting her to bed. \"Great tickle, Dad!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 30 19:24:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"847105583","full_text":"Well, crud. I bought food to feed twelve for my cooking class tomorrow, but just got word that they've canceled the class. Now what?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 27 14:46:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"845011004","full_text":"Vizzini takes charge of the Fed: http://tinyurl.com/5d43u5","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 27 14:02:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"844977692","full_text":"I'm teaching a cooking class Tuesday. Which means I have to shop at the farmers market *tomorrow*. Which means I have to plan a menu *now*.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 26 23:16:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"844524009","full_text":"Tony Clifton has a show in Athens tomorrow. Jerry Lawler is also in town. Hmmmmmm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 26 17:37:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"844296224","full_text":"My farmers market outgrew its location, so we're moving to a new place today. http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/812","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 25 15:25:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"843353443","full_text":"Is there no way to rotate text in Skitch? Or am I missing something?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 20 18:46:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"839728934","full_text":"I got sync working again. Apparently, there was a \"Conflict Resolver\" window offscreen somewhere awaiting my input. For ten days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 19 15:04:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"838724515","full_text":"Uh oh. Contact & calendar sync wasn't working anymore on the iPhone and as a last resort I restored it. Now all data's gone, still no sync.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 19 00:46:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"838245337","full_text":"Note to my employer: I didn't mean a letter addressed to you, of course.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 19 00:45:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"838244901","full_text":"Stewart Butterfield's resignation letter from Yahoo is totally awesome. I will crib it for my own letter some day. http://tinyurl.com/5pah5e","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 18 16:59:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"837936570","full_text":"Up all night with a queasy stomach so, naturally, extra large chili cheese dog for lunch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 12 00:27:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"832608316","full_text":"Just watched a great presentation on \"bad ruby\" http://tinyurl.com/6j7tnx","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 11 16:22:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"832293572","full_text":"Safari 4 makes Fluid obsolete?  http://tinyurl.com/6owavd","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 10 23:27:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"831729962","full_text":"Free good quality kazoos! Their tour is sponsored by www.kazoos.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 10 23:25:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"831728753","full_text":"The Two Man Gentleman Band has taken the stage. Even better in person!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 10 16:17:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"831453994","full_text":"36 years without this video Steve Martin did for M Robbin's \"El Paso\", and my life was poorer for it. http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCP3wKTajsU","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 10 13:51:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"831346216","full_text":"Just discovered the totally awesome \"The Two Man Gentleman Band\". Coincidentally, they're playing tonight in Athens. Samples are in iTunes!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 09 15:26:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"830547847","full_text":"I've got The Dollyrot's rockin' version of \"Brand New Key\" stuck in my head. Don't mind though -- it's really good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 09 02:30:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"830135620","full_text":"I'm wondering if the big Athens AT&T store got the \"mystery packages\" this weekend, or if I'm going to have to drive to a real Apple store.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 09 02:02:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"830120972","full_text":"Made a week's worth of french toast for me and the girl, and a few slices of gluten free french toast for the wife: local challah bread FTW!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jun 08 00:10:58 +0000 2008","id_str":"829440209","full_text":"Well over 100 here today. The air conditioning gets fixed Tuesday. No, wait... they'll look at it Tuesday. Meanwhile, *melts*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 07 21:11:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"829353803","full_text":"Let's see... June 7th. Yeah, it's time I filed our taxes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 07 01:13:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"828776700","full_text":"At a \"synchronous firefly party\" to watch the synchronous fireflies.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 04 03:49:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"826537726","full_text":"David Sedaris is the very definition of not looking like one's voice. I've listened to him for years, but only saw him just today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 03 17:43:40 +0000 2008","id_str":"826167519","full_text":"You'd think iTunes could recognize that it only downloaded a partial copy of a podcast and somehow let me resume or even re-download it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 02 06:11:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"825002733","full_text":"Viv's first words this morning after an unusually long 13 hour night: \"Wow, that was a big sleep!\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 02 04:03:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"824948461","full_text":"Just finished off the last of my moonshine. I've come to prefer \"White Georgians\" to \"White Russians\", so I'll have to get more mason jars.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 31 11:47:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"823951311","full_text":"Me: \"Wake up Viv! It's time to go see the farm, and the turkeys and chickens and pigs, and cows.\" Her: \"Sounds like Old MacDonald.\"","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 30 19:01:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"823547776","full_text":"It'd be swell if I could save this document mock-up made in Excel as a good HTML document. Turns out Numbers doesn't have \"Save as HTML\" .","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 30 14:57:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"823392660","full_text":"I wonder if I would have been as good with a computer at three years old as my daughter is, had there been home computers when I was three.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 30 12:36:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"823301012","full_text":"The Mrs. is out of town until Monday night. Working at home today with the little one. Home office not optimal, but it'll do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 29 11:58:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"822441730","full_text":"Speed Dowload grabbed the OSX update overnight. Six times! So now our ISP is punishing us. I hate you, Speed Download.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 29 00:04:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"822097827","full_text":"Speed Download does scheduling. Took several tries to get it set, but I think 530MB will be downloaded starting at 3am.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 28 23:45:05 +0000 2008","id_str":"822087094","full_text":"Mac OS update is 420MB for my iMac -- larger than my ISP will let me download. Anyone know how to schedule a download for 3am in OS X?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 28 22:33:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"822046858","full_text":"Seems like half the people I follow are off to Portland for RailsConf. Not me. Maybe next year. It's always maybe next year, but I mean it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 27 22:00:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"821240999","full_text":"This is how we do The Fishstick in Athens, GA: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5QvIa0NEYO8","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 27 21:53:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"821237127","full_text":"\"Broadcast: Public | Uploaded (processing, please wait) Raw File: The Fishstick-mobile.m4v\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 27 21:33:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"821225435","full_text":"Uploading my fist video to YouTube. Let me apologize in advance.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 27 20:24:47 +0000 2008","id_str":"821182725","full_text":"RapidShare: First off, all seven characters have cats. Please specify you're looking for an exact match. Also, \"3\" and \"4\" are not letters.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 27 18:28:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"821110261","full_text":"How to dance while barely moving: \"The Fishstick\".  Though invented last week, that was my dance for a decade. http://xrl.us/bk4pv","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 27 18:18:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"821103848","full_text":"While most of my body loves the standing desk, my feet started to complain. Now \"I'm gellin\". It's like soaking wet shoes. An improvement?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 21:04:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"820429887","full_text":"Despite my best efforts at procrastination (darn you, JPL!), I managed to get done what I came to the office on a holiday for. At 5:01pm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 19:07:59 +0000 2008","id_str":"820371196","full_text":"I just noticed how silly I look today. http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/2525454132/sizes/o/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 17:36:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"820320779","full_text":"Seems I'm always a few weeks behind watching the Nova podcasts. Looks like last week's \"Lord of the Ants\" was a great one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 17:03:45 +0000 2008","id_str":"820301910","full_text":"A Toronto-area locallygrown.net market written about in The Globe & Mail (my first \"big paper\" mention): http://tinyurl.com/4oddke","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 16:27:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"820280131","full_text":"Fun Fact: The light reaching Earth from the star Arcturus left the star right when I was born. Ok, so it's a not-so-fun fact.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 03:10:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"819903017","full_text":"You know what? I haven't seen that movie in years. I hope someone bumps the camera even if that is all they're watching.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 03:09:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"819902308","full_text":"Unless they're watching \"Creature From the Black Lagoon in 3D\" during downtime, I wish someone would swivel the camera just a little.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 26 03:08:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"819901885","full_text":"NASA channel is showing JPL crew wearing 3D glasses looking at an image on the wall, but won't show us the image. It's just out of frame.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 24 01:45:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"818704532","full_text":"Rubbed two butts. And a couple chickens. Making a mess of barbeque tomorrow! It'll be great to get that smoke going. It's been a long winter","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 23 19:00:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"818548369","full_text":"Yeah, Weezer's \"Pork & Beans\" is pure awesome: http://tinyurl.com/5qnukg","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 21 15:38:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"816679729","full_text":"One of my growers put all of her eggs in one basket, then fell and broke them all. Seems like a fable or something's in there somewhere.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 19 02:47:39 +0000 2008","id_str":"814595002","full_text":"Just saw a preview of the new season of \"The Next Food Network Star\". Guess that means I'm not on it...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 16 16:00:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"812876908","full_text":"Not to judge a book by its cover, but a Nazi officer riding a charging unicorn? How could that possibly be bad? http://tinyurl.com/662p5s","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 15 01:09:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"811522338","full_text":"At Medieval Times. Funnily enough, it is *exactly* like \"Cable Guy\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 14 18:02:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"811303356","full_text":"Company outing to Medieval Times tonight, a software release party. My wife doesn't think I need to dress in garb, but we'll see about that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 14 16:20:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"811223178","full_text":"Some great press for a Tampa Bay area locallygrown.net market: http://tinyurl.com/68tjwa","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 14 14:42:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"811141987","full_text":"Oops. http://tinyurl.com/4dkrhn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 14 14:41:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"811141351","full_text":"Article in the newspaper today about the new farmers market in Athens quotes me talking game theory. I'm such a nerd.tinyurl.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 14 00:46:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"810667187","full_text":"Flash game with the best concept ever: cooperate with past versions of yourself. http://www.kongregate.com/games/scarybug/chronotron","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 13 19:59:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"810482163","full_text":"Lots of pleasant discoveries after using the standing desk for a while. Among them: it's surprisingly easy to dance & type at the same time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 12 20:44:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"809634016","full_text":"\"Food & Where it Comes From\": A video blogger visits Athens Locally Grown: http://tinyurl.com/5rs39x","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 12 03:47:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"809047050","full_text":"Judging solely from the handwriting on the stack of personal checks I'm trying to deposit, there's a severe outbreak of Parkinson's near me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 09 14:28:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"807266669","full_text":"Amazing what adding another gig of RAM can do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 09 14:18:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"807259088","full_text":"The Killer Koala (I'll never see them the same way again): http://tinyurl.com/62sa8z","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 08 03:14:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"806055320","full_text":"Viv has seemingly caught her first flu. She is not amused.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 07 19:37:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"805772807","full_text":"Had my first Boba Thai Tea. I didn't understand before, but now I do. Giant tapioca balls are delish!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 07 13:25:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"805482925","full_text":"The coffee shop on my way to work changed their hours. They now open at 10am. One of us just doesn't understand something. Not sure which.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 06 22:59:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"805068078","full_text":"Set an all time sales record this week at http://athens.locallygrown.net -- at a time when many farmers markets are still closed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 06 22:10:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"805038678","full_text":"Enjoying a plate of \"Reuben Fries\". It's every bit the abomination it sounds, and yet very very tasty.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 05 19:44:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"804116077","full_text":"Experimenting with moving from 2 PC monitors + MacBook Pro to dual monitor MBP plus one PC. XP left, XP (via Parallels) middle, OS X right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 05 15:15:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"803926237","full_text":"First full day at the standing desk. Realized 1.5 blocks was too low, so jacked up to two full blocks. Now just right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 04 21:47:39 +0000 2008","id_str":"803429909","full_text":"Ancient carrots, soft taters, green garlic, spring onions, fennel, cream just souring, nearly freezer burnt salmon. Chowder night, for sure!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 04 15:04:57 +0000 2008","id_str":"803230071","full_text":"Ok. It was a horse with a fake horn on his head. But don't tell Viv.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 04 15:04:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"803229649","full_text":"I love daddy-daughter weekends. Today we're eating big waffles. Yesterday we rode a unicorn. A real living breathing unicorn.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 03 01:20:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"802313806","full_text":"I didn't think it would work, but two good belly dancers fighting it out to \"Deuling Banjos\" is a sight to behold.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 02 20:15:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"802147451","full_text":"Rebooting the Mac did the trick. Here's my desk on blocks: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/tags/uponblocks/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 02 19:18:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"802111184","full_text":"LIpton can be coy and call this \"Energize Iced Tea Mix To Go\", but there's no covering up that this is caffeinated cool aid. Not bad, too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 02 19:04:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"802101600","full_text":"Iphone's not showing up in iPhoto any more. What gives? I've got photos of my desk on blocks that need liberating!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 02 18:20:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"802071684","full_text":"I kid because I love.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 02 17:54:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"802054010","full_text":"I put my desk up on blocks. So now I've got a standing desk, and it makes it much easier to change the oil. Might grow back the mullet next.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 01 16:51:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"801304043","full_text":"Every version is more bloated, more crash=prone, and generally all around worse than the previous. How do they stay in business?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 01 16:50:49 +0000 2008","id_str":"801303565","full_text":"Installed Adobe Acrobat Reader 8.1.2 an hour ago for some testing. It's crashed twice, killed my browser once, and now locks up the machine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 30 14:07:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"800378391","full_text":"Payday! But really, though, it needed to be twice as much for me to stay even. It's been a lean, lean quarter.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 30 00:18:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"799953156","full_text":"\"Wait, if the Snow Ghost didn't turn Shaggy into a ghost, maybe he's not a real ghost either!\" Fred, have they ever been a real ghost?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 30 00:06:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"799946462","full_text":"Put another story on the bee hive. There's a couple acres of blackberry brambles putting on flowers -- need to turn all that into honey.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 29 19:34:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"799771812","full_text":"Heh. I was mentioned in a 2004 article in National Geographic but never noticed. Until today when the article showed up in my referrer logs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 29 19:20:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"799762224","full_text":"Paparazzi won't leave me alone. Here I am being hounded by the press while buying heirloom tomato plants: http://tinyurl.com/5rq7ql","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 29 16:38:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"799649003","full_text":"Happened by Ben and Jerry's just as they opened the doors for free cone day. No line!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 29 15:26:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"799592814","full_text":"I have no doubt that a Z Pie franchise would do very, very well here. They only have the one location, in Placerville, CA. http://z-pie.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 29 15:23:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"799590613","full_text":"I think I want a pot pie for lunch. But I don't think there's a good place in town to get a pot pie.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 28 17:22:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"798867487","full_text":"Just added PayPal payments to my farmers market (before was cash or check only). I'm so 1998!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 28 12:51:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"798670480","full_text":"The Apple online store just got updated. New iMacs :)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 28 12:09:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"798647861","full_text":"New iMacs are coming out this week, maybe even today. How do I know? I bought one 15 days ago, and they have a 14 day replacement policy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 28 10:55:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"798612315","full_text":"And why is that setting even there? The washing machine doesn't have a \"no water\" setting. The toaster doesn't have a \"no heat\" setting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 28 10:53:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"798611542","full_text":"Waited two hours for my clothes to dry. Took a couple cycles before I realized the dryer had been set to \"no heat\". Laundry & 4am don't mix.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 27 23:59:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"798322960","full_text":"It's spaghetti night! Er... spaghetti squash night, that is.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 27 22:50:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"798292570","full_text":"Deploying a day's worth of new features. Should have been working outside, but it's been a rainy day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 27 22:03:13 +0000 2017","id_str":"890694086168125440","full_text":"Scaramucci seems like a perfect match for the president. Good golly. The whole article is crazy pants. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/890679107540983808\">https://twitter.com/PhilipRucker/status/890679107540983808</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 25 01:06:51 +0000 2017","id_str":"889653138113933314","full_text":"There’s something disconcerting about the fortune in the cookie saying, right before I pay the bill, “A fool and his money are soon parted”","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 22 19:38:21 +0000 2017","id_str":"888845689920380928","full_text":"“Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor” pleasantly surprised me in many ways. Yet it’s hard to be optimistic with the sequel having a sexy Shelob.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 22 06:11:36 +0000 2017","id_str":"888642666526896128","full_text":"Friday night, 2am. Seems like a good time to listen to Grace Slick singing some jazz numbers from my childhood. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/um0gLEU_OOg\">https://youtu.be/um0gLEU_OOg</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 22 01:08:12 +0000 2017","id_str":"888566313383219201","full_text":"This makes me sadder than anything else this senate has done. Not one R thought this nomination was ridiculous? <a href=\"https://twitter.com/NinaTotenberg/status/888371949981904902\">https://twitter.com/NinaTotenberg/status/888371949981904902</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 27 01:02:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"797763380","full_text":"The homebtew cider here is fantastic. Apples, honey, and herbs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 26 17:48:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"797573951","full_text":"Off to the seed swap. Hopefully the heirloom tomato guy is there, because I didn't start any plants of my own this year. So far behind!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 26 13:30:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"797438326","full_text":"Making a pot of beans with home-cured ham to bring long to the Southern Seed Legacy's \"Old Timey Seed Swap\" today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 25 23:57:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"797133387","full_text":"The Wall Street Journal advocates hoarding food, an email list of dairy farmers I lurk on discusses defending from city folk. It's that bad?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 25 19:48:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"796992877","full_text":"I'd keep the eggs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 25 17:54:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"796916633","full_text":"It took me four months to pay for five years' worth of hosting. Thanks, @joyent!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 24 17:25:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"796100743","full_text":"Just dropped my old car off at a farm where it can be free and run and play the rest of its days.  I lie, it's getting melted down as scrap.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 24 01:42:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"795587706","full_text":"Next you'll be telling me that The Ant Farmers are getting back together too. What's that? Oh! http://tinyurl.com/6leh8e","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 24 01:29:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"795580697","full_text":"The last Zots show I went to was also an \"Alice in Wonderland\" costume party. I was The Walrus. I was also inebriated. It was fantastic.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 24 01:26:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"795579491","full_text":"Holy crap! The Zots reformed? Izzy too? Oh, man! http://newstrawberryzots.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 24 01:22:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"795577101","full_text":"Can't get enough of \"Redhead Walking\" off REM's latest. Reminds me of the Strawberry Zots. http://tinyurl.com/5eqh5d","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 22 22:34:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"794651557","full_text":"Spent over two hours unsuccessfully trying to get a simple apache RewriteRule to work. Giving up, going home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 22 19:10:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"794527182","full_text":"Upcoming SpanningSync 2.0 release will also sync address book up to gmail's contacts. Nice!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 22 00:27:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"793948033","full_text":"Playing a wii at the bar. This thing is really cool, and that's not just the gin talking.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 21 22:44:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"793899766","full_text":"I smell of gin and fancy cheese. Which makes me either repulsive or delicious, depending.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 21 22:29:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"793892821","full_text":"Making plans to appear on a podcast with my favorite hosting company.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 21 22:00:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"793878174","full_text":"Enjoying Martini & A Massage at the Mercury Lounge. The martini's a little dirty. The massage, not so much.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 21 11:59:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"793529062","full_text":"Sure, maybe it's just fear mongering, but still... food rationing here in the states? http://tinyurl.com/3vohf6","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 21 01:58:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"793296903","full_text":"My 3yo daughter had her first taco today. It'll take a few tries before she gets the head tilt just right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 20 17:22:05 +0000 2008","id_str":"793075202","full_text":"It's taco night! What's the wheel of meat say, Eric? *give wheel a spin* It say \"Lamb\". Lamb tacos it is, then!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 20 15:19:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"793021613","full_text":"Many Mac apps make me re-register when used by more than one account on the same computer. I really don't like that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 20 03:12:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"792796164","full_text":"First real mowing of the year. Reclaimed another half acre or more from the wilderness as well. I think I'll put a few fig trees there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 18 17:53:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"792017078","full_text":"joyent++ Came for the technology, stayed for the community. Wouldn't trade either.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 18 17:47:58 +0000 2008","id_str":"792013539","full_text":"yourpie.com just opened up in Athens. Good concept, good ingredients. Like Subway, but with pizza. Cooked in 5 minutes in real fire pie oven","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 17 21:27:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"791391964","full_text":"Have two new volunteers working market with me today. We filled orders five at a time for an hour straight. Catching our breaths now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 16 18:23:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"790502899","full_text":"Just learned how to configure mod_expires on the accelerator, and pages now load 4x faster. How'd I not know about this before?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 16 17:31:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"790466991","full_text":"Only problem with the new-to-me car so far: the total lack of exhaust leaks means I no longer feel like I'm piloting the Yellow Submarine.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 16 17:29:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"790465213","full_text":"I've decided I like it when my customers tell me (and this is a direct quote), \"YOU ARE WONDERFUL!!!!!\" IT keeps me on the right track.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 15 18:26:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"789736421","full_text":"While the chicken wings I got to accompany my fried rice were some of the best I've ever had, the rice itself was an abomination unto me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 13 16:10:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"788325080","full_text":"iMac mostly set up and completely beautiful. Windows computer claims three drives and eight partitions failed simultaneously. Must get data!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 13 03:57:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"788105569","full_text":"Drinking a \"White Georgian\". I was all out of vodka, but had plenty of moonshine. It's all kinds of good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 13 00:47:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"788041148","full_text":". . . and the fact that the first boot into OS X downloaded enough updates to make HughesNet throttle my bandwidth for 24 hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 13 00:45:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"788040580","full_text":"My love of the new iMac is tempered by two things: my inability to boot the windows machine to retrieve its data, and . . .","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 12 18:03:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"787895533","full_text":"I've done more than my fair share of \"stimulating the economy\" in the last 24 hours. Sitting out for a while.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 12 14:37:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"787808502","full_text":"Our main home computer, a windows machine, has corrupted itself again. It has crossed me for the last time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 11 20:49:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"787443290","full_text":"Some web companies go for press in the NYT and Time, but I'm going for the Greenville News and Addison Independent. That's where it matters.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 11 20:40:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"787438553","full_text":"More locallygrown.net market press, this time in South Carolina: http://tinyurl.com/5ksy55","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 11 17:31:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"787326679","full_text":"Writing a check for an immaculate 1993 Honda Accord. That should get me by.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 11 15:44:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"787256887","full_text":"This fall the new VW diesel engines come out, and then I can start brewing my own biodiesel using oil from the fish fry place up the street.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 11 15:35:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"787250543","full_text":"The car almost didn't make it to work this morning. I guess I'll have to buy a stopgap used car that will get me through for 6 months or so.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 10 18:37:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"786647065","full_text":"Locallygrown.net has gone international! The first Canadian market added itself today: http://kawarthaecogrowers.locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 10 17:15:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"786598321","full_text":"Dear Lazyweb: Is the more expensive of the two 24\" iMacs worth the extra money?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 09 23:08:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"786089143","full_text":"Car overheated on the interstate in Atlanta. I think I've just about drove it into the ground. The block warped 5 years ago so it's done ok.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 08 19:36:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"785275001","full_text":"Got my first google group subscription spam. I didn't know people could just add me to their groups willy nilly.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 08 19:22:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"785267224","full_text":"Down to the last ticket on the bug board. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I don't have to come to work anymore.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 08 17:22:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"785196375","full_text":"Just noticed that this week locallygrown.net has sold 1/3 of a million dollars worth of food to local customers since going live last year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 08 13:59:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"785068755","full_text":"Google App Engine is intriguing. I'd be a bit more excited, though, if my dislike of Python weren't so strong.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 08 03:43:39 +0000 2008","id_str":"784822131","full_text":"\"cap deploy:migrations\" and.......  Bob's your uncle! I get to go to bed two hours early *and* sleep in tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 08 03:22:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"784811262","full_text":"Adding a major new feature to a rails app with two year old code. Stepping carefully...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 07 18:27:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"784556832","full_text":"We want cake! Where's our cake?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 07 02:45:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"784144717","full_text":"\"Good night Vivi\" \"Good night dad\" \"I love you Vivi\" \"I love you too dad\" *heart melts* -- I never knew a heart could stand so much melting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 07 00:27:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"784087925","full_text":"Despite the constant dampness of the past few days, I got a lot of gardening done. Most importantly, all the beds are tilled. Planting soon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 05 23:52:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"783626381","full_text":"Finally submitted my ticket to close out my account on Burnaby (not Jones). So long, BSD!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 05 22:39:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"783601228","full_text":"Another domain put on version control and capified. It was my first rails project, three years ago. Ugly, ugly code! Now I can fix it a bit.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 05 20:39:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"783559647","full_text":"Guess I'm switching banks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 05 20:38:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"783559558","full_text":"Finally got my required random number generator dongle and pin numbers, got logged onto my bank site, only to discover they require windows.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 05 19:32:02 +0000 2008","id_str":"783535058","full_text":"Finished moving www.farmnotebook.com over to an accelerator. Also finally put it in version control and capistrano so I can keep up with it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 05 17:57:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"783497949","full_text":"\"I don't feel like I'm supposed to be a great leader. I'm supposed to be a wife.\" -- Barista at the coffee shop at the christian college.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 05 17:09:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"783478477","full_text":"Wife watched too many videos and got us punished by our sat internet provider again. Packing up to go get some work done at the coffee shop.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 22:01:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"783090675","full_text":"Ok. Except for a brief respite for some tasty, tasty beer, I've been in this chair for 13 hours. Time to get the heck home -- and sit there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 21:47:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"783083983","full_text":"Moving a domain from one old crusty server to two separate servers -- one for the rails heavy lifting and another to host the php forum.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 20:14:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"783038563","full_text":"The frat next door's setting up a circus tent with jack hammers. The pub down the block just installed a hand pump beer engine. Easy choice.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 15:27:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"782873898","full_text":"Looking for my gift certificates for The Grit. Feels like a Grit black bean nachos kind of day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 12:55:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"782783222","full_text":"Been at the office for four hours now. Co-workers are starting to arrive, so time to start switching over to what they're paying me for.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 04 11:14:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"782737874","full_text":"News story about a Vermont farmers market using my system: http://addisonindependent.com/node/1252","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 03 17:33:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"782282057","full_text":"Semi-secret REM concert tix pre-sale going on downtown. $85 each, cash only. I have neither cash nor $85. Maybe next time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 02 00:22:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"781164649","full_text":"If there's anything cuter than a 3yo girl deciding she's \"Brain\" and talking exclusively in an Orson Welles voice, I'd like to know.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Apr 02 00:09:59 +0000 2008","id_str":"781158596","full_text":"Tried to have a video iChat session with the in-laws (they got a Mac!). Satellite connection couldn't handle it. Why am I paying for this?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 01 20:08:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"781042084","full_text":"98% of my assets are tied up in the house and IRA. Which left me just enough to get those two new albums today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 01 13:55:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"780827151","full_text":"Woo hoo! I'm going to Mars! http://www.google.com/virgle","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Apr 01 13:36:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"780816425","full_text":"New R.E.M. album today. It's pretty good. New B-52s album too, so things are hopping at the record shops here in Athens.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 31 23:22:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"780477957","full_text":"LIttle Miss 3yo just discovered my old Schoolhouse Rock tapes. We're having good times down at the Conjunction Junction.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 31 23:06:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"780470319","full_text":"How is 1password supposed to keep up with that? And do they expect me to carry it with me everywhere I go? That's just crazy talk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 31 23:04:57 +0000 2008","id_str":"780469617","full_text":"My bank's online access requires I enter a different number off a keyfob number generator every time I log in. You have *got* to be kidding.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 31 19:13:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"780354362","full_text":"Anyone know of a javascript library that clones the basic funtionality of Google Maps? I've got my own maps and data in any needed format.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 31 12:12:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"780119202","full_text":"The financial end of running the largest farmers market in Georgia: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/628","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 31 03:01:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"779931521","full_text":"Sign that a business has grown: After seven years, I'm having to send out my first batch of collection letters.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 31 00:20:45 +0000 2008","id_str":"779867938","full_text":"Ok. Safari's constant loss of cookies is now officially annoying.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 30 23:16:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"779843789","full_text":"JUst took the lamb shanks out of the pressure cooker. Recipe involved both savory veggies and dried fruit. Just the broth's worth the effort","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 30 00:41:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"779403093","full_text":"Just burned the same hand I frostbit a few days ago (air conditioner mishap). I'm glad we're a resilient species.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 23:39:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"779381609","full_text":"Sending music to the kitchen from the Mac in my office using AirTunes and Remote Buddy on the iPhone is even nicer than imagined. So useful!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 18:06:53 +0000 2008","id_str":"779264091","full_text":"Seems like a good day for a Rogue Old Crustation Barleywine Ale.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 17:07:29 +0000 2008","id_str":"779238876","full_text":"Raining, so I'm reorganizing the kitchen instead of working in the garden.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 13:59:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"779159329","full_text":"And yet, despite my hate, satellite net access is still better than the only alternative out here -- dial up. DSL is 2 miles away - too far.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 13:56:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"779158441","full_text":"A broken Kodak software update downloaded too much data, and now Hughesnet is throttling our bandwidth for 24 hours. *Hate* satellite i'net!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 29 02:04:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"778954607","full_text":"Setting up a nice Bose stereo system a friend freecycled. Put it in the kitchen, hooked up to airtunes and an iPod dongle - musical kitchen!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 28 21:00:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"778828354","full_text":"Drinking Wintercoat Vildmose: http://www.wintercoat.dk/index.php?id=14","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 26 18:04:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"777512315","full_text":"Opened a new bank account for my new corporation. Maybe now it can start paying back all the money I loaned it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 25 20:28:26 +0000 2008","id_str":"776972836","full_text":"I cut into one of my home-cured hams for Easter. A Westphalian-style molasses cured ham. Pics: http://tinyurl.com/3d75ro","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 24 21:25:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"776415702","full_text":"I got to have a little bit of orange juice: http://tinyurl.com/2wcwho","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 20 01:21:22 +0000 2008","id_str":"774197600","full_text":"Yay! Time Machine to a USB disk off an Airport Extreme base station has arrived!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 19 13:24:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"773881986","full_text":"Mel Brooks DVD box set only $40 via Amazon's Gold Box? (...checks gift card balance...)  Sold!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 19 01:38:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"773652516","full_text":"Ray Bradbury, wherever you are -- take extreme care.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 19 01:38:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"773652418","full_text":"Kurt Vonnegut, Lloyd Alexander, Madeleine L'Engle, Gary Gygax, Arthur C. Clarke all gone in the past 12 months.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 19 01:25:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"773647761","full_text":"RIP Arthur C. Clarke. This is not a good year to be one of my favorite authors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 17 19:27:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"772968737","full_text":"If you're not needing a reason to lie awake nights, best not look here: http://tinyurl.com/2byv3v","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 17 02:13:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"772592024","full_text":"Why didn't I not notice before that \"cap deploy\" doesn't run migrations? Must fix that. Preferably before yesterday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 15 18:49:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"772052863","full_text":"in downtown Atlanta, where a tornado went through last night, to see TMBG. Meanwhile, there is a tornado warning for my house right now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 15 03:27:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"771797767","full_text":"I swear... every time I try to use IconBuffet's Free Delivery, their server crashes. Every time. Is opening five sets in five tabs that bad?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 14 23:18:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"771718299","full_text":"It's \"Daddy & Daughter Go To Shows\" weekend. Tonight a production of Peter Pan. Tomorrow, They Might Be Giants!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 14 19:29:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"771631160","full_text":"Bugs that were assigned to me but are no longer assigned to me (because I fixed them) are the best kind of bugs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 13 22:19:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"771145267","full_text":"Sitting at the farmers market, knocking out bugs. The software variety, not the organic variety.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 13 00:48:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"770656378","full_text":"Second & Third topics at atlrug.org [http://atlrug.org] is a Git & Mercurial shootout. Must investigate both more.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 13 00:05:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"770641905","full_text":"Best. Captcha. Ever. http://random.irb.hr/signup.php [http://random.irb.hr/signup.php]","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 12 23:10:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"770621432","full_text":"Made it to atlrug.org [http://atlrug.org]. First presentation is a non-ruby look at \"cloud computing\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 12 18:49:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"770517506","full_text":"Off to visit best friend's new baby in the NICU, then to atlrug.org [http://atlrug.org]","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 12 16:39:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"770460564","full_text":"Just got an email from The Flaming Lips reminding me that Friday is National Pi Day.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 11 20:53:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"770027517","full_text":"Longtime employee and source of much gnashing of teeth stormed out and/or got fired today. So I had a nip of scotch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 11 19:31:39 +0000 2008","id_str":"769994108","full_text":"Finally found a tab that looked like a space that was breaking XML parsing. Two hours well spent! GRrrrr.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 08 01:58:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"768316048","full_text":"This Brother David's Triple Abbey Style Ale almost makes up for spending the last four nights trying to ressurect my wife's Windows comp ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 04 21:32:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"766725588","full_text":"Storm's a-brewing. Looks like tornado weather.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 04 13:07:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"766519403","full_text":"Teaching the first day of a three day class.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 04 03:27:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"766348697","full_text":"Thank you, xkcd, for freeing me from The Game. http://www.xkcd.com/391/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 02 23:42:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"765809833","full_text":"Back home from the Organics conference, drinking Somerset apple cider.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 29 01:49:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"764725418","full_text":"Watching \"King Corn\" with a bunch of organic farmers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 28 02:23:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"764261180","full_text":"I finally got around to installing Twitterific. We'll see if it's any more convenient than posting via iChat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 21:42:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"764167995","full_text":"Leaving in the morning for the annual Georgia Organics conference -- www.georgiaorganics.org. Always a good time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 20:27:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"764143357","full_text":"My external hard drive I back up to died last night. Time Capsule starts shipping Friday. Hmmm...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 27 01:27:35 +0000 2008","id_str":"763274312","full_text":"Garfield Minus Garfield: http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 26 04:28:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"758893572","full_text":"\"Don't talk back to Darth Vader. He'll getcha\" is my new favorite proverb. http://tinyurl.com/2dalru","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 26 02:24:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"758484852","full_text":"@joshuaneff: I've had sourdough hangovers before too :) The things we accept for fermentation....","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 26 02:21:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"758476452","full_text":"@joshuaneff: Yeasts are wonderful things. Ask you wife if she remembers my mead (from her days at St. Golias)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 25 20:40:27 +0000 2008","id_str":"757236002","full_text":"Spending money to make money. Someday the money I make will make more money, and then I can stop spending money. That's how it works, right?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 24 20:43:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"752539762","full_text":"Off to \"A Taste of Athens\" -- 50 area restaurants giving out samples in one place.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 24 01:30:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"749850832","full_text":"Why are you looking at me like that? I'm not going to eat all ten boxes of girl scout cookies tonight. There'll be a few left for breakfast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 23 14:45:14 +0000 2008","id_str":"748096162","full_text":"Cooking goose eggs.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 22 20:39:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"745332242","full_text":"Getting ready to duck out early for some tasty beers and then a production of Glengarry Glenross.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 20 01:06:57 +0000 2017","id_str":"887841222672474113","full_text":"I’ve done pretty well for myself, but sometimes… sometimes I wish I were Liam Lynch. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpoibBd79H0\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpoibBd79H0</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 09 06:04:12 +0000 2017","id_str":"883929761348820994","full_text":"Same, Squish Cat. Same. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/883929761348820994-DERZa9WUwAQB19P.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/883929761348820994-DERZa9WUwAQB19P.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"8","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 07 18:14:16 +0000 2017","id_str":"883388711412539394","full_text":"“Dungeons &amp; Dragons Wouldn’t Be What It Is Today Without These Women” <a href=\"https://kotaku.com/d-d-wouldn-t-be-what-it-is-today-without-these-women-1796426183\">https://kotaku.com/d-d-wouldn-t-be-what-it-is-today-without-these-women-1796426183</a><br><br>I still have my mom’s rulebooks from the 70s.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 22 01:39:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"741774502","full_text":"Opening iSync and deleting my sync history fixed that. Now I won't forget \"Massage and a Martini Mondays at the Mercury Lounge\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 22 01:29:55 +0000 2008","id_str":"741744982","full_text":"Just noticed events created on the iPhone aren't making it over to iCal. Hmmm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 21 20:04:03 +0000 2008","id_str":"740704652","full_text":"Off to my farmers market. It's cold and raining today. I'm *so* glad I'm not outside in a parking lot like the days of old.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 21 14:50:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"739548582","full_text":"\"thanks2008\" only for current customers though -- I'd missed that. I use SOHO Cards a lot.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 21 14:48:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"739542792","full_text":"50% off everything at chronosnet.com [http://chronosnet.com] -- use code \"thanks2008\" for one item or \"leap2008\" for two or more items.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 21 03:26:39 +0000 2008","id_str":"737623102","full_text":"Clouds came. I guess the moon is gone forever.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 21 03:02:07 +0000 2008","id_str":"737536062","full_text":"We have totality!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 21 00:55:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"737132122","full_text":"Sky is mostly clear for the \"Columbus\" total lunar eclipse tonight. Next one in over three years!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 19 21:35:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"732233282","full_text":"Correction: It's Steak & Kidney Pudding.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 19 21:35:21 +0000 2008","id_str":"732232172","full_text":"Anyone out there have the recipe to Rick Stein''s Steak & Kidney Pie? It's in Food Heroes, Another Helping.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 17 21:00:08 +0000 2008","id_str":"723720832","full_text":"Starting the last act of the last performance.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 15 21:42:57 +0000 2008","id_str":"717593052","full_text":"Oh... that was just the first step in making the movie, it seems. The second step needs 20 hours. Uh....","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 15 20:27:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"717378802","full_text":"Exporting the video of my play from iMovie to iDVD. An hour still to go, and it's been working for seven hours already.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 15 04:15:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"714529972","full_text":"$5 tickets plus Valentine's Day equals our first sold put show. Four more to go! Then, sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 14 04:07:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"709985632","full_text":"Our patrons are so nice. Three of them said they saw the original 60 years ago on Broadway and thought ours was better. Can't beat that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 14 00:23:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"709506202","full_text":"About to start a private performance of 'Streetcar' for the theater's Patrons and other financial donors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 14 00:23:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"709505932","full_text":"About to start a private performance of 'Streetcar' for the theater's Patrons and other financial donors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 14 00:23:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"709505852","full_text":"About to start a private performance of 'Streetcar' for the theater's Patrons and other financial donors.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 13 21:59:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"709099072","full_text":"Of course Liam Lynch has a podcast. Video, even. And, of course it's awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 12 21:41:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"705001682","full_text":"Time to close down and grab a beer before the annual company meeting. Got to get properly prepared before setting goals for the year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 12 21:39:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"704995992","full_text":"Time to close down and grab a beer before the annual company meeting. Got to get properly prepared before setting goals for the year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 12 20:28:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"704832342","full_text":"Imported an hour+ movie into iMovie. Amazed how easy it was. Also amazed how easily it now says my event \"has no matching video\". Grrrr!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 10 19:12:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"696904172","full_text":"Today's performance features two interpreters for the deaf. Very interesting to see.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 09 07:32:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"692881252","full_text":"Leaving the theater at 2:30am after the opening night gala. Apart from too many empty seats, it was a grand night.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 08 02:10:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"689030322","full_text":"First intermission. Audience is very complementory. Cast is perfect.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 08 00:49:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"688847842","full_text":"Curtain in ten minutes for final rehearsal. Theater is rented out to a corporate group. The house is full. Here we go!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 07 20:03:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"688174392","full_text":"Wait... Romney says if he continued his campaign, he would \"be a part of aiding a surrender to terror\"? WTF kind of mindset is that?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 07 17:47:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"687778782","full_text":"My show is this week's \"Calendar Pick\": http://tinyurl.com/3a9nyt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 07 17:17:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"687681972","full_text":"I can't get enough of The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend singing The Pogue's \"Fairytale of New York\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 06 22:18:05 +0000 2008","id_str":"684904922","full_text":"Heading back to the theater for the last rehearsal without an audience. Tomorrow is a \"Preview Rehearsal\" and official opening night is Fri.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 06 02:02:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"682069802","full_text":"An hour into the second dress rehearsal. All is fantastic. Athens area folks: call 706 208 TOWN for reservations. Nine shows to choose from.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 20:32:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"681153732","full_text":"Rails developers: scoutapp.com [http://scoutapp.com] is going to make your day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 19:56:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"681050952","full_text":"@andrewikho: He always says to \"email him through the forums\". So that's what I do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 19:12:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"680926962","full_text":"http://limerickdb.com/?top150 [http://limerickdb.com/?top150]","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 15:17:23 +0000 2008","id_str":"680179822","full_text":"I could have swung around north, but that would have added 90 minutes to my commute. Not worth it today, since it is not a general election.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 15:15:47 +0000 2008","id_str":"680175352","full_text":"Can't vote today. Two bridges between me and the polls & one is out, and the other blocked by a semi wreck.  Ok - I belong to neither party.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 02:33:54 +0000 2008","id_str":"678414462","full_text":"Oops. Actress fell down the stairs. It's those period shoes.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 05 01:54:51 +0000 2008","id_str":"678321572","full_text":"first dress rehearsal going well. First audience on Thursday.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 04 19:20:48 +0000 2008","id_str":"677294672","full_text":"I like the photo captions written in LOLCAT, but the comments at icanhascheezeburger.com also written in LOLCAT -- not so much.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Feb 03 02:19:59 +0000 2008","id_str":"671671662","full_text":"When a man on the sidewalk offers you pork tamales out of the cooler beside him, just say yes. Trust me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 30 04:32:10 +0000 2008","id_str":"658063982","full_text":"Eating dark chocolate peanut butter sandwiches, drinking Southern Comfort, and watching cartoons. In other words, Im living the dream.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 30 04:06:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"657997002","full_text":"I need three empty bourbon bottles to use on stage next week. One bottle down, two to go. Bottoms up!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 30 02:15:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"657657572","full_text":"Holy crap! If not hit exactly right, a breakaway bottle sends shards over the entire stage. Must teach actress more physics. And get brooms.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 29 18:13:05 +0000 2008","id_str":"656103452","full_text":"Amazon sent me a free \"Artificially Flavored Coffee House Drink Mix\". And I thought they liked me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 29 15:39:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"655516782","full_text":"TMBG kid's show in Atlanta March 15th. The little girl would demand to go, if she understood such things.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 29 14:57:00 +0000 2008","id_str":"655351882","full_text":"Some photos from Streetcar rehearsals last night: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/sets/72157603814355534/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 28 21:16:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"652283522","full_text":"Had trouble focusing, so had to move down to the pub for some \"coffee\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 28 05:12:09 +0000 2008","id_str":"649407112","full_text":"Tonight's Public Service Announcement: The \"Venue Songs\" DVD by They Might Be Giants is pretty darned awesome. That is all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 25 22:15:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"641647642","full_text":"Yay! \"laughing german midget\" now plays on the iPhone's youTube! [NOT HIGHTIST]","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 25 03:28:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"638712662","full_text":"There's nothing quite like being pulled over for a random stop and having your license plate coming back as being stolen. Cleared up no  ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 24 16:22:19 +0000 2008","id_str":"636783002","full_text":"Fellow on a yahoo group list has an out-of-office auto-responder that is responding to his own out-of-office messages. Every 120 seconds.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 22:08:15 +0000 2008","id_str":"633939052","full_text":"I fear I've been permanently damaged. I'm starting to like these.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 21:53:25 +0000 2008","id_str":"633890422","full_text":"My brain just broke: http://www.lasagnacat.com [http://www.lasagnacat.com]","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 23 20:55:28 +0000 2008","id_str":"633714592","full_text":"And I'm ewagoner on last.fm. I though it was out of date, but it looks like something's been keeping up for me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 22 23:07:01 +0000 2008","id_str":"629835972","full_text":"How about that -- http://www.locallygrown.net served its 10,000th customer nationwide yesterday. My own order for the week was  number 9999.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 20 17:54:06 +0000 2008","id_str":"620851812","full_text":"Leaving Louisville. Going to drive through the snowy mountains.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 19 14:47:32 +0000 2008","id_str":"617322072","full_text":"A conference presenter was a now show, so I'll be a presenter instead. Topic: Internet Farmers Markets. I'm a \"leading expert\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 19 02:02:31 +0000 2008","id_str":"615761762","full_text":"Sipping small batch bourbons in Louisville.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 17 13:30:33 +0000 2008","id_str":"609375392","full_text":"Farmers market forcast today: \"100% chance of moderate rain showers & moderate snow showers & light rain & light freezing rain & light snow\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 17 01:57:30 +0000 2008","id_str":"607624072","full_text":"She's only three for crying out loud. When did she find time to learn how to dance to \"YMCA\"?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 17 00:57:52 +0000 2008","id_str":"607463422","full_text":"Uh oh. The little girl just discovered the joys of a little salt and lime.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 16 20:28:13 +0000 2008","id_str":"606680562","full_text":"Running IT for a sustainable ag conference: http://www.ssawg.org [http://www.ssawg.org] -- Going OK so far.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 16 13:13:20 +0000 2008","id_str":"605287232","full_text":"After a complementary room upgrade, my (paid for) hotel room is now bigger than my entire house. http://www.galthouse.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 15 17:26:04 +0000 2008","id_str":"602395732","full_text":"\"Time Capsule\"? That's one product I could use right now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 22:07:12 +0000 2008","id_str":"599208372","full_text":"Added iPhone bookmark to macrumorslive.com [http://macrumorslive.com] so I can follow the keynote on the interstate","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 20:57:18 +0000 2008","id_str":"598989402","full_text":"Anyone clear space off the credit cards to make room for a MacBook Air tomorrow?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 17:51:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"598416162","full_text":"Heh. googel.com [http://googel.com] redirects to google.com [http://google.com]. Those kids are smart over there.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 17:50:39 +0000 2008","id_str":"598413092","full_text":"Even more awesome spelled right: http://google.com/m [http://google.com/m]","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 17:50:16 +0000 2008","id_str":"598411942","full_text":"New google iPhone interface is awesome. http://googel.com/m [http://googel.com/m]","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 15:27:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"597907652","full_text":"I have two physical desks. When I switch from Paper A to Paper B, I swivel my chair to the other desk. Just like spaces.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 15:26:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"597902852","full_text":"I've taken what was piled up on one desktop and spread it out to four. The dock is my table of contents.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 15:22:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"597891202","full_text":"Multiple desktops, not multiple instances of the OS.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 14 03:52:43 +0000 2008","id_str":"596166862","full_text":"Looks like it might not get above freezing the whole time we'll be in Louisville next week. I'm glad we decided against the farm tours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 11 21:03:44 +0000 2008","id_str":"588965462","full_text":"Upon further listening, Hard N Phirm has been downgraded to \"Mostly Awesome\". But what's good is really, really good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 11 20:45:41 +0000 2008","id_str":"588916512","full_text":"\"Hard N Phirm\" is simply awesome: http://hardnphirm.wordpress.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 11 15:32:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"587920942","full_text":"Final poster for the play I'm directing: http://www.ericwagoner.com/streetcar/StreetcarPoster.pdf","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 10 23:06:50 +0000 2008","id_str":"585366142","full_text":"Incredible image comparing volume of water on Earth to the volume of the Earth itself: http://tinyurl.com/235k32","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 10 17:59:38 +0000 2008","id_str":"584449452","full_text":"I'll be driving down the interstate (heading to Louisville, KY) during next week's Stevenote. I wonder if the iPhone will stream it...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 10 14:31:05 +0000 2008","id_str":"583725022","full_text":"Considering joining a Diplomacy game tournament: http://vgnp.edel-schenken.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 09 22:39:56 +0000 2008","id_str":"581321562","full_text":"How is it that after 25 years, Jack Horkheimer (\"Star Gazer\") never gets old?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jan 09 16:11:47 +0000 2008","id_str":"580149802","full_text":"\"We charge a flat fee of $9.95 for your whole order, no matter how many items you purchase.\" Unless, it seems, the number is greater than 2.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jan 08 03:55:37 +0000 2008","id_str":"574216882","full_text":"RIP, Merideth. She was very close to friends of mine. It's been a bad week for all. http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/01/07/georgia.hiker","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 07 18:24:34 +0000 2008","id_str":"572641042","full_text":"BEllsouth.net incorrectly blocked my IP address, and they want to know what *I'm* doing to correct the problem? Uh... I'm asking them to ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 07 15:28:11 +0000 2008","id_str":"572061242","full_text":"I just received, no joke, a bill for \"$ -9,999,999,999,975.00\". I await my check.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 06 16:03:24 +0000 2008","id_str":"568625662","full_text":"Now that my Chinese glasses arrived, I have a daily choice of styles. I've extended that to other areas: \"Powder Fresh\" or \"Shower Fresh\"?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 06 16:01:17 +0000 2008","id_str":"568620422","full_text":"You'd think actors could only come up with so many double entendres involving the word \"screw\" while building sets. But you'd be wrong.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 05 22:46:46 +0000 2008","id_str":"566512672","full_text":"Just sent a brochure for LocallyGrown.net to the printer: (6mb PDF) http://tinyurl.com/2rt333","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 05 22:37:42 +0000 2008","id_str":"566494452","full_text":"Sitting at the new pub, working on the web, drinking \"Left Hand Milk Stout\" and eating free crusty bread with balsamic and olive oil. Nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 05 22:18:36 +0000 2008","id_str":"566456322","full_text":"Built a set all day. 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Upgrading its servers tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 25 14:10:51 +0000 2007","id_str":"532214212","full_text":"Merry Christmas, everyone!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 24 16:19:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"529702862","full_text":"On Comet, On Cupid, on *Dunder* and *Blixem*! http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/donner.asp","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 23 23:37:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"527653912","full_text":"The Moon and Mars sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 23 20:23:07 +0000 2007","id_str":"527292962","full_text":"At the beach. Terrible fumes. Dead fish everywhere. The locals say \"red tide\". On the Atlantic coast. Another sign of doom. Merry Christmas!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 23 01:01:35 +0000 2007","id_str":"525266332","full_text":"Picking oranges and eating them. I could get used to that, though some were like peeling water baloons.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 19:13:50 +0000 2007","id_str":"522048812","full_text":"Just about ready to jump in the truck and drive nine hours to Florida.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 21 16:57:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"521684812","full_text":"Sweet! I got \"Mailbox Money\". 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Really?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 19 16:09:25 +0000 2007","id_str":"514756962","full_text":"www.thejingler.com [http://www.thejingler.com] is genius. The Smiths track in the \"Our Favorites\" section doubly so.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 18 23:30:38 +0000 2007","id_str":"512500682","full_text":"@slabonosa: Or my ssh key troubles have been taking it down. One or the other.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 18 19:06:48 +0000 2007","id_str":"511852372","full_text":"Peter Jackson given go-ahead to film \"The Hobbit\" as two movies. Will produce, might not direct.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 04 19:13:37 +0000 2017","id_str":"882316486429331456","full_text":"I arrived in Athens 20 years ago today. I’d like to think it’s been a mutually beneficial relationship since then.","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 02 19:01:55 +0000 2017","id_str":"881588765436907520","full_text":"As ready as I am for a change in show leadership, I loved this season of Doctor Who. The finale was just great.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 17 18:47:14 +0000 2007","id_str":"508437972","full_text":"Screaming deal on woot.com [http://woot.com] today -- Kodak all-in-one printer/scanner plus 8mp camera for $150.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 17 00:14:50 +0000 2007","id_str":"507114872","full_text":"A grower is listing Frog Jam at my farmers market this week. Fig, Raspberry, Orange, & Ginger.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 17 00:01:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"507085342","full_text":"Braising some lamb chops with asian greens. 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Need to go tee-tee?\" \"No dad, maybe tonight.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 16 01:52:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"504842162","full_text":"So does Twitter moving data centers mean they're leaving Joyent?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 16 01:38:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"504818412","full_text":"While fixing a minor cookie bug with LocallyGrown, I went ahead and added \"remember me\" to the login.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 15 17:54:16 +0000 2007","id_str":"504007912","full_text":"Have a good nap, Twitter.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 15 16:26:09 +0000 2007","id_str":"503819132","full_text":"Cooking breakfast while the girl picks up toys to make room for a tree.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 14 23:18:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"502066752","full_text":"Totally forgot to watch the meteor shower last night. Was it good?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 14 22:38:11 +0000 2007","id_str":"501993902","full_text":"I can has weekend?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 13 00:33:26 +0000 2007","id_str":"495394872","full_text":"Made it to AtlRUG just in time for the last of the pizza. Whew!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 12 23:45:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"495268152","full_text":"Back on the ground. Finding the car, then off to the Atlanta Ruby User Group meeting. It's already started, but on the way home.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 12 20:27:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"494746072","full_text":"Back at the Memphis airport. 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We'll see what comes of it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Dec 07 21:11:50 +0000 2007","id_str":"479399892","full_text":"Buying eyeglasses online. http://glassyeyes.blogspot.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 06 16:42:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"475484462","full_text":"D'oh! I purchased my AppleCare plan one week too late, and Apple won't honor it. They're giving me a refund.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Dec 06 14:54:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"475170742","full_text":"@wii: Send me one, please. Thanks!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 05 21:26:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"472973652","full_text":"should have expected the pupil dilation. I guess if I can twitter than I can drive. But not while reading.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 05 16:26:21 +0000 2007","id_str":"472225812","full_text":"New Five Guys now open downtown. A short walk later, I'm there. So good!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Dec 05 03:22:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"470488952","full_text":"Auditions over. Typing up the cast list. From here out it's easy.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 22:29:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"469854962","full_text":"That's right. Two double shot cafe cubano lattes, please. I've got a night ahead of me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 21:24:50 +0000 2007","id_str":"469697392","full_text":"Another evening of auditions, followed by some really, really hard choices.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 16:09:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"468837082","full_text":"Another paycheck, another debt payment. Net Worth now soaring to under negative $17,000. Should hit positive numbers by this time next year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Dec 04 03:55:53 +0000 2007","id_str":"467222692","full_text":"First night of auditions successful. We'll see what curveballs tomorrow brings.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Dec 03 22:05:18 +0000 2007","id_str":"466634072","full_text":"Heading off to the first night of \"Streetcar\" auditions. At least 90% of the show's success will be determined in the next two days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 02 18:16:16 +0000 2007","id_str":"463199892","full_text":"I'm directing \"A Streetcar Named Desire\" in Athens, and auditions are tomorrow. Send all thespians you know. http://tinyurl.com/3c7bwk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 02 17:07:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"463072322","full_text":"A spinoff of my farmers market system opens tomorrow: http://athens.locallycrafted.net/market -- now artists markets can be virtual too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Dec 02 04:13:26 +0000 2007","id_str":"461879312","full_text":"West Virginia lost? If Missouri loses too (they're way behind), Athens'll be crazy Monday. Either crazy happy or crazy mad. Such is the BCS.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 01 23:09:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"461379722","full_text":"Let's see. What wine goes best with the lamb shanks? Ah, yes... Guinness!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 01 20:21:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"461103552","full_text":"Lamb shanks just went into the oven to braise for a few hours. Dinner's at 6:30.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Dec 01 03:45:26 +0000 2007","id_str":"459511132","full_text":"Real eggnog spiked with amaretto. That's the stuff.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 30 23:32:05 +0000 2007","id_str":"459056972","full_text":"Finally leaving the office. Grrr. I predict some premium liquors in my near future.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 30 14:18:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"457695312","full_text":"Watching the medics load the bodies into the medivac from the side of the road really put me in the mood for this morning's company meeting.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 28 18:10:09 +0000 2007","id_str":"451982362","full_text":"Had lunch with our theater's resident master carpenter. He likes my set design for Streetcar, which is fast approaching. Big sigh of relief.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 28 15:20:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"451520782","full_text":"I'm tired of Firefox taking a gig and a half of memory just sitting overnight. I've switched to Safari on the Mac, now doing the same in ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 27 19:56:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"449106192","full_text":"iappaday.com's \"Level\" program is a genious app for the iPhone/iPod Touch. I needed this this morning, actually.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 27 03:45:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"446954162","full_text":"Unfortunate \"burn folder\" accident deleted many TMBG albums from iTunes library yesterday. 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I need to find out who's been showing her Johnny Depo movies.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 22 06:20:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"434179892","full_text":"The once a year binge took place. My belly is full of White Castles.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 22 03:41:22 +0000 2007","id_str":"433897912","full_text":"Torrential thunderstorm north of Nashville. Everyone has hazard lights on. Hope some of it gets to my house - pond is only inches deep now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 22 00:47:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"433569122","full_text":"Made it through Chattanooga. Still averaging 30 mph on the interstate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 21 23:30:42 +0000 2007","id_str":"433419802","full_text":"Made it to Chatanooga and more stop and go traffic. At this rate we'll get to my folk's house in time for breakfast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 21 23:30:22 +0000 2007","id_str":"433418942","full_text":"Made it to Chatanooga and more stop and go traffic. At this rate we'll get to my folk's house in time for breakfast.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 21 22:03:43 +0000 2007","id_str":"433240872","full_text":"four hours to get through Atlanta traffic. Not good. One wreck was so bad they were cleaning up debris with a frontloader.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 21 18:47:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"432822252","full_text":"The little girl woke up crying at 2 am. \"Chocolate pizza! I want it!\" I've had that dream a few times myself.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 21 18:32:57 +0000 2007","id_str":"432787372","full_text":"On the road finally, three hours late. A new record. 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Maybe like a more energetic In-n-Out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 20:37:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"420038782","full_text":"Might buy a refrigerated truck tomorrow. We're selling more than we can carry in our pickup now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 19:08:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"419871232","full_text":"Boiled pigs ears taste vaguely like bacon-flavored pasta dumplings. Now when I pass them by in the store, I'll know exactly what I'm missing","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 18:02:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"419741152","full_text":"At the soul food place by my office. Eating a pig's ear.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 05:28:09 +0000 2007","id_str":"418495562","full_text":"After fighting email, the actual move took less than 15 minutes, including DNS propogation. Now locallygrown.net is on its very own dedi ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 04:50:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"418429292","full_text":"Almost an hour and a half later, my email is getting sent. That was an ordeal. Now I can move the site over.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 16 03:33:59 +0000 2007","id_str":"418287622","full_text":"Trying to configure ActionMailer for the accelerator, to no effect. Authentication failures, every time. Might try sendmail instead of smtp.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 15 17:42:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"417300362","full_text":"A ruby process that takes 10 minutes to run on Burnaby takes 25 seconds on my accelerator. I plan on making the final move tonight.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 18:17:26 +0000 2007","id_str":"414591202","full_text":"\"Oh those bear na-sesames, those simple bear na-sesames, those simple bear na-sesames of life!\" Nothing like a toddler for making earworms.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 17:06:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"414438762","full_text":"I just added Gruit to my list of things to homebrew: http://www.gruitale.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 14 02:45:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"412762122","full_text":"Just closed the market for the week. Total sales: $7700 over 193 orders. This is my boggled face.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 13 23:07:39 +0000 2007","id_str":"412315732","full_text":"Boss: It's broke. Me: What did you change? Boss: Nothing. Me: (digs) Here's the problem. Boss: I changed that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 13 21:10:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"412072772","full_text":"I'd hate to build a super popular facebook app only to have to start paying $500/month after a year. And I've yet to see a facebook app  ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 13 20:24:14 +0000 2007","id_str":"411976292","full_text":"Hopy crap! Farmers market sales for the week just hit $7000. Previous record, set two weeks ago: $6000. We might be on to something here...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 11 23:32:02 +0000 2007","id_str":"406612532","full_text":"Of all my kitchen gadgets, the most productive AND entertaining is the hand crank apple peeler/corer/slicer. No question.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 11 23:16:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"406588902","full_text":"Making apple pie but out of cinnamon. Oh noes! Chinese Five Spice to the rescue!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 11 19:05:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"406183352","full_text":"Using Google Sketchup to design my set for Streetcar. This thing is so easy to use!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 09 18:44:36 +0000 2007","id_str":"401702402","full_text":"It's 2pm already? I guess I'll have to think about feeding myself.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 08 14:12:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"398214332","full_text":"Ah, crap. I'm teaching a two day class next Monday and Tuesday. There goes two more days I was counting on.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 08 14:03:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"398191242","full_text":"Hunkered down. I need to get about four days' worth of work done by lunch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Nov 07 14:49:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"395397742","full_text":"\"The idea was that a spike in falafel sales would lead to Iranian secret agents.\"  We live in bizarro times. http://tinyurl.com/3b2wru","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 16:08:09 +0000 2007","id_str":"392769632","full_text":"Playing pac-man as a text adventure: http://pac-txt.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 15:05:22 +0000 2007","id_str":"392607962","full_text":"CNN: \"Poll results: Waterboarding is torture\" -- Well, I'm glad that's settled.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 01:28:16 +0000 2007","id_str":"390964782","full_text":"Twitter seems to be having a rough time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Nov 06 01:27:42 +0000 2007","id_str":"390964012","full_text":"1 hour from home and 5 hours from the beach. Browsing the Internet while my wife drives. Back to work in 12 hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Nov 04 00:18:08 +0000 2007","id_str":"386467172","full_text":"Dude, camping doesn't excuse you from washing hands. Especially after making those noises in the stall.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 03 23:51:05 +0000 2007","id_str":"386425202","full_text":"I'd wager we're the only ones at this campground eating goat pad Thai. Perhaps in this state. It's their loss.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 03 16:21:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"385785532","full_text":"Found a sand dollar. Used it to buy a sand cup of coffee.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 03 15:18:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"385682952","full_text":"Too bad I can't use the iPhone as a modem. It'd be fun to commit to my svn respository via EDGE.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 03 15:14:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"385676062","full_text":"Made campsite breakfast. The plan: sit on beach, code ruby, try not to dunk MacBook in the surf.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 03 02:09:20 +0000 2007","id_str":"384669382","full_text":"Except for the loud surf and the black piece of sky on the horizon, you'd never guess I was looking at a hurricane.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Nov 03 01:09:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"384580262","full_text":"Late start, but we arrived at the beach a full 15 minutes before they locked the gates.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 14:18:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"383292252","full_text":"I'll be here: http://tinyurl.com/2doagt","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 14:14:38 +0000 2007","id_str":"383283242","full_text":"Finally taking a summer vacation. Off to the beach for a few days. Maybe when I come back I'll know the diff between \"tenet\" and \"tenant\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 03:57:09 +0000 2007","id_str":"382237852","full_text":"Big confetti drop finish to Fingertips, then right into Birdhouse in Your Soul","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 03:46:51 +0000 2007","id_str":"382220122","full_text":"Note to self: Do the things you got to do. Touch the puppet head.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 03:12:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"382159482","full_text":"\"Please hold your applause until after your dissapointment.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 03:09:03 +0000 2007","id_str":"382152122","full_text":"\"Ladies and gentlemen: this song is called Damn Good Times and it's about damn good times.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 01:09:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"381927172","full_text":"Off to see They Might Be Giants again. It's been ten years.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Nov 02 01:08:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"381925272","full_text":"Another sales record at the farmers market.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Nov 01 00:26:20 +0000 2007","id_str":"379172152","full_text":"Carved a small pumkin, gave the girl a treat, and put her in the bath. There're no trick or treaters way out here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 22:06:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"378906942","full_text":"Oh, that's awesome. This makes email on the iPhone about 3000% better.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 22:01:21 +0000 2007","id_str":"378895662","full_text":"Hai! IMAP is here!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 18:28:15 +0000 2007","id_str":"378474332","full_text":"Frat house neighbors are erecting a 30 foot tall bigtop tent in their yard for their homecoming party. My whole college never erected a  ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 18:20:57 +0000 2007","id_str":"378459852","full_text":"Fed Reserve cuts rates again, oil jumps to $95/barrel. Why do I feel like we're watching a slow-motion collapse?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 15:19:15 +0000 2007","id_str":"378030492","full_text":"Was going to get a table at a farming conference to show off locallygrown.net, until I saw the venue wants $850 for four days of net access.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 14:41:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"377938162","full_text":"On the plus side, the massive debt pile went down by another 1.5%! At this rate... you know what -- I don't want to think about this rate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 14:31:59 +0000 2007","id_str":"377915182","full_text":"Payday! The money stayed in my account just long enough to wave hello, and then it was gone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 04:03:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"376780172","full_text":"Squashed those 500 errors in no time. The site lives! And now, sleep. That's where I'm a viking!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 31 03:34:15 +0000 2007","id_str":"376725242","full_text":"Finally! The 503 errors are behind me. Now to fix the 500 errors. Those, I can handle.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 30 14:41:25 +0000 2007","id_str":"375216742","full_text":"Finally got around to jailbreaking my phone. Pretty slick! I like the labrynth game.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 21:55:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"373621722","full_text":"Still no gmail imap. Is there something I'm missing?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 17:54:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"373258002","full_text":"The 3yo appreciates the aquarium backdrop in iChat. And the \"twisty mirror\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 16:38:08 +0000 2007","id_str":"373091482","full_text":"Best comment from the party: \"I'm a vegetarian. Except for Southern BBQ. And this is the best I've ever had.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 29 14:20:31 +0000 2007","id_str":"372770312","full_text":"Instant jailbreak for iPhone / iPod Touch : http://tinyurl.com/26c4b6 [http://tinyurl.com/26c4b6]","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 27 21:15:31 +0000 2007","id_str":"368911972","full_text":"Plenty of folks came. Lots of meat still be eaten. The band's here. Folks two-fisted with homebrew and mead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 27 14:08:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"368170082","full_text":"Oops. Put too much ice in the cooler before my nap. The burger meat re-froze. There's just enough time to thaw all 21lbs out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 27 14:04:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"368161462","full_text":"Four varieties of burgers: beef, lamb, goat, and emu. There are whole shrimp to grill alongside them. Even if no one else comes, I'll be set","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 27 13:56:41 +0000 2007","id_str":"368146922","full_text":"Pork's been smoking for 8 hours now. Chickens for 4. Made some blueberry crisp and squash casserole. Making burgers now. Guests in 2 hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 27 05:19:39 +0000 2007","id_str":"367453172","full_text":"Two boston butts are in the smoker. Leopard is installed. Chickens are marinating in their rub. Time to nap for a few hours.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 27 02:53:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"367245982","full_text":"Whoops. I melted my kitchen scale.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 23:41:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"366939602","full_text":"Poured 5 gallons of blackberry mead into a vessel with a spigot for easy serving tomorrow. Tastes young but good.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 22:04:24 +0000 2007","id_str":"366766092","full_text":"Planted 67 strawberry plants. We'll see what comes of that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 19:30:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"366476372","full_text":"Tomorrow's menu: 16+lbs smoked pork. Smoked chicken. Emu, lamb, and beef burgers. Grilled shrimp. (All local.) Plus whatever you bring.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 19:29:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"366472872","full_text":"Two salt-cured hams have been larded, peppered, and socked. Now ready for hanging. Next May: Prosciutto.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 18:55:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"366406122","full_text":"FedEx man just knocked. Leopard is here!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 26 02:26:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"364526412","full_text":"Daughter got Jungle Book DVD this week. Which means I can't sing my version of \"Bear Necessities\" anymore. Where I swear like a sailor.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 24 14:18:43 +0000 2007","id_str":"360148572","full_text":"Brewing beer in a pumpkin. One more thing to add to my to-do list: http://tinyurl.com/28pk8z","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 24 10:51:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"359719372","full_text":"GMail has IMA access now? Awesome! Also, that pretty much kills MailPlane.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 23 18:38:05 +0000 2007","id_str":"357967032","full_text":"AAPL stock up 2387% since Jan 2001. Not a bad return, I guess.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 06 14:40:40 +0000 2017","id_str":"872100936059166720","full_text":"Sure, that weird paper label on the beer can might make it feel warm, or maybe, and hear me out, the fridge hasn’t been below 60 for a week.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 05 16:40:27 +0000 2017","id_str":"871768693759463427","full_text":"And also a modern animated  interpretation of the loneliness of “Rocket Man”. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 05 16:34:56 +0000 2017","id_str":"871767304744443908","full_text":"Also, a wonderful sci-fi origin story video of “Bennie And The Jets”. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo1OwRTRKRk\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wo1OwRTRKRk</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 05 16:21:02 +0000 2017","id_str":"871763806086627329","full_text":"Just when I thought I had a handle on current events, out of the blue Elton John released a video for Tiny Dancer. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYcyacLRPNs\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYcyacLRPNs</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 03 13:54:14 +0000 2017","id_str":"871002087466954753","full_text":"There are many reasons why I shouldn’t go to this, but I might have to find a way. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/JRRTolkien/status/870991526226264065\">https://twitter.com/JRRTolkien/status/870991526226264065</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 27 19:49:52 +0000 2017","id_str":"868554869640220673","full_text":"One of my favoritest people I’ve ever met, and I’ll miss working with her. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/SouthernSAWG/status/868535522674827264\">https://twitter.com/SouthernSAWG/status/868535522674827264</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 22 01:45:20 +0000 2007","id_str":"353471832","full_text":"Took the slabs of bacon out of smoker. Even though I've had dinner & dessert, couldn't resist frying some up. Ham gets 8 more hrs of smoke.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 21 15:16:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"352441452","full_text":"@kritiewells: Happy birthday, mamma beaar!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 20 22:10:50 +0000 2007","id_str":"351051752","full_text":"The molasses cured ham and three slabs of maple cured bacon now air drying in preparation for a full day of cold apple wood smoke tomorrow.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 22:01:35 +0000 2007","id_str":"348830482","full_text":"Eric the Rein-sea-wal-ger-uck-ish-scorpion: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/1641753990/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 18:56:16 +0000 2007","id_str":"348494462","full_text":"Oh man. Someday, I will go to the Festival of Maps: http://festivalofmaps.com","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 18:24:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"348434952","full_text":"First thing against the wall when the revolution comes: leaf blowers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 19 16:30:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"348196392","full_text":"CNN's contradictory headlines: \"Stock losses mounting\" vs. \"$90 oil won't kill the bull\". Something for everyone!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 20:51:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"340714282","full_text":"I think I'll cook liver tonight, Russian style: http://www.westonaprice.org/foodfeatures/liver.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 18:18:28 +0000 2007","id_str":"340417152","full_text":"I've never heard of a farmers market smashing through sales records in October before, but here we are. Must be the new emu meat. http:/ ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 16:24:07 +0000 2007","id_str":"340169002","full_text":"Dumping phpMyAdmin at work for phpMinAdmin -- http://phpminadmin.sourceforge.net/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 13:25:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"339778142","full_text":"OSX Leopard ordered, will get delivered to my house free on release day. I'll be smoking a lot of meat that day for the party the day after.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 16 12:06:28 +0000 2007","id_str":"339615872","full_text":"Back on the disc golf course after a two week absence.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 15 19:03:15 +0000 2007","id_str":"337898062","full_text":"First frost a few days ago, yet our farmers market is on target for a record sales week. I love it when a plan comes together.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 14 02:08:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"334135822","full_text":"Didn't work. She got scared.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Oct 14 00:13:14 +0000 2007","id_str":"333978692","full_text":"Back at the festival, waiting for fireworks. The girl is repeating to herself, \"don't be scared don't be scared\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 19:35:11 +0000 2007","id_str":"333592162","full_text":"Just got back from my small town's Fall festival. Bouncy castles galore!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 15:32:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"333201662","full_text":"Offended? Wha? How could that... that doesn't even make sense to me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 15:30:33 +0000 2007","id_str":"333199192","full_text":"What'd I miss? Is there a Simpsons avatar contreversy?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 04:36:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"332332012","full_text":"http://tinyurl.com/2y4r3c","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 04:35:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"332330942","full_text":"Just opened a bottle of Alvear Solera 1927 Montilla-Moriles. 140 chars is not near enough to tell you how good this is. http://tinyurl.c ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 04:22:57 +0000 2007","id_str":"332312192","full_text":"Then the next weekend, party at my place: http://athens.locallygrown.net/market/index/1273 -- There will be meat.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 04:21:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"332310892","full_text":"Next weekend, they'll get cold apple wood smoke, along with the Bavarian molasses ham that's been curing for the past two weeks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 04:20:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"332309402","full_text":"The cure ended up being roughly equal parts of salt, cracked black pepper, dark brown sugar, and maple syrup, covering 3 slabs o' protobacon","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 03:44:01 +0000 2007","id_str":"332257312","full_text":"Most of the php application runs now on php5. I don't have to go so lightly with the drinks now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 01:34:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"332072362","full_text":"@terripin: I must have missed why, but throw some well wishes in there from me, too. Just because.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 13 01:18:15 +0000 2007","id_str":"332048362","full_text":"Drinking mojitos and trying to port a php4/phplib application to php5. Good times.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 12 21:43:57 +0000 2007","id_str":"331719222","full_text":"The girl just poked the dog on the head and said \"you're it!\" I guess her cousins taught her how to play tag at my parent's house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 12 21:06:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"331657022","full_text":"Starting ten pounds of pork belly in a maple syrup cure. After smoking next weekend, shazam! Bacon!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 12 19:51:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"331523112","full_text":"Itch! Itch! Itch! *tries to resist urge. fails* Scratch! Scratch! Scratch! *shakes fists* Damn you, poison ivy!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 12 12:17:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"330581592","full_text":"Wow. First frost came early this year.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 11 14:16:43 +0000 2007","id_str":"328168882","full_text":"How have I gone so long without knowing about Bob Log III, and in particular his recipe for scotch? http://tinyurl.com/2uufjh","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 22:55:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"326531122","full_text":"Took two hours, but I finally got my PDF and can head home. Need to get my last two domains off Burnaby ASAP.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 22:29:38 +0000 2007","id_str":"326488112","full_text":"Burnaby load average now 62. Websites now return 502 Bad Gateway errors, when they resolve at all.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 21:51:03 +0000 2007","id_str":"326424222","full_text":"I guess there's still plenty of people on Burnaby -- the load average hasn't fallen below 20 in several days.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 19:46:21 +0000 2007","id_str":"326202542","full_text":"I've been busy breaking things in shared solaris: http://tinyurl.com/24tk5l","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 03:13:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"324340352","full_text":"6 year old crashes care yet remains \"very adorable\" -- http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/14302712/detail.html","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Oct 10 00:01:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"324013182","full_text":"@andrewbernett: That position has already been filled.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 21:34:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"321202472","full_text":"Managed to fill up the iPhone downloading all the back episodes of Kevin Smith's \"SModcast\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 08 18:55:18 +0000 2007","id_str":"320922352","full_text":"Enjoying a good Selkirk Bannock from the House of Douglas Scottish Bakery: http://www.houseofdouglasbakery.com/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 06 21:25:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"317021562","full_text":"Roasting chiles to be chopped and put in the freezer. I may not be in New Mexico, but by God I can has some green chile cheeseburgers.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 06 14:15:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"316395812","full_text":"I just love a good pipe and drum band, and there are several here.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Oct 06 13:12:15 +0000 2007","id_str":"316301332","full_text":"Off to the Loch Hartwell Highland Games, being held a few miles from my house.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 22:05:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"315208712","full_text":"Holy crap! Audible.com is still letting me download audio books I purchased six years ago. Good on them!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 15:56:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"314532192","full_text":"Homemade hash browns (scattered smothered covered), scrambled eggs, and good coffee. Sick days home alone aren't so bad.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 15:18:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"314448382","full_text":"11 hours of sleep was mighty nice.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Oct 05 00:33:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"312995952","full_text":"Was going to go get a bite. Think I'll go home and have port and Stilton instead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 04 22:42:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"312860762","full_text":"Holding down the tent at the farmers market so the storm doesn't take it away.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Oct 04 17:22:27 +0000 2007","id_str":"312308162","full_text":"So tired. So very, very tired.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Oct 02 20:48:50 +0000 2007","id_str":"307925192","full_text":"Repo Man Party at Little Kings in Athens tonight, complete with Harry Dean Stanton look-alike contest.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 04:26:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"304156632","full_text":"My company is hosting our annual conference all next week. I'll likely be offline for much of it. Next weekend, if I'm lucky, sleep.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Oct 01 02:14:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"303947722","full_text":"Making a molasses cured ham (similar to a Bavarian ham). It'll be ready in 6 months or so. Come on by.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 30 00:27:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"301986002","full_text":"Who knew Chekhov wrote about goth girls?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 30 00:20:09 +0000 2007","id_str":"301977132","full_text":"The play I'm watching was translated from Russian. Unfortunately, I think the program was too.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 29 22:05:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"301804902","full_text":"I take that back -- it works with the windows box but not the mac. Go figure.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 29 17:50:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"301474502","full_text":"Sorority girls outside my window are hiding booze in their underwear to sneak into the stadium. Hi ladies!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 22:53:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"299980342","full_text":"I'll probably spring for a license. I'm like that.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 22:52:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"299979562","full_text":"Mailplane has been rather nice, since I was using three browsers at the same time. Now that Safari won the race, I don't know.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 20:45:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"299772352","full_text":"Stupid amazon urls. http://tinyurl.com/2ebkuk","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 18:34:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"299539922","full_text":"My mother got two new knees this morning. All is well. Drs said, \"There was nothing left -- it was bone on bone.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 15:00:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"299148782","full_text":"My Mac rebooted after applying the just-released firmware update. Refreshing the BIOS, no matter the platform, scares me.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 28 13:51:29 +0000 2007","id_str":"299026622","full_text":"My bank charged me 50 cents in finance charges, but their online system won't let me pay it: \"Amount specified is less than the amount a ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 18:56:27 +0000 2007","id_str":"297214722","full_text":"I had to restore my *unhacked* iPhone after the update failed with an \"unknown error\". I wonder if I lost anything.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 18:15:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"297146302","full_text":"New iPhone software update is out.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 02:29:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"295712882","full_text":"It's the Harvest Moon and I have nothing left to harvest. Except potatoes, and the moonlight's too dim to be digging those up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 27 01:51:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"295658172","full_text":"Took me an hour an a half to get an old Dell laptop with a DVD drive & XP to actually be able to play DVDs. Totally maddening. Love my Mac.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 26 13:50:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"294490172","full_text":"Take the Klingons bowling, take them bowling: http://tinyurl.com/3aqash","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 25 02:01:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"291274582","full_text":"Asks the girl, \"Dad, are you a pirate?\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 21:44:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"290867102","full_text":"Trying link again: http://tinyurl.com/26dyrd/www/story/09-24-2007/0004668880","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 21:42:25 +0000 2007","id_str":"290862552","full_text":"Fair warning: Hacked iPhones may become \"permanently inoperable\" if updated later this week: http://tinyurl.com/26dyrd/www/story/09-24-2 ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 20:22:09 +0000 2007","id_str":"290725122","full_text":"After 10 years, our office has a photocopier. Purchased new for $15 through http://www.woot.com.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 19:15:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"290602422","full_text":"An iPhone Tech Talk is now scheduled for Atlanta. On the day I've already set aside for the beach.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 24 02:17:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"288948632","full_text":"It's Gosford Wine Appreciation Week at Athens Locally Grown: http://athens.locallygrown.net/weblog/view/318","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 21:15:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"288536302","full_text":"Dinner tonight: Chile Rellenos del Mar (fried battered peppers stuffed with cheese and shrimp). Don't think I'll fry them in tallow :)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 20:57:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"288513102","full_text":"Mowed a couple acres, in preparation for our \"Hunter's Moon Feast\" next month. http://athens.locallygrown.net/market/index/1273","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 18:47:38 +0000 2007","id_str":"288335452","full_text":"Covered two 15lb hams with salt. They'll stay that way for 3 wks. 1st step toward prosciutto.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 03:42:21 +0000 2007","id_str":"287193412","full_text":"The coffee filter I used for straining are now my \"window to weight gain\". Mu Mu Store, here I come!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 23 03:33:26 +0000 2007","id_str":"287180192","full_text":"Ended up with five pint jars of rendered beef tallow. I'm sure I'll find a use for them.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 22 13:16:11 +0000 2007","id_str":"286023802","full_text":"Rendering beef fat into tallow. To what end, I don't know.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 20:59:01 +0000 2007","id_str":"284792582","full_text":"Moving a second rails domain over took about 20 minutes total. There's a mailman list involved, so that's been ticketed.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 20:08:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"284714542","full_text":"Got one rails domain moved over to the new server. One minor glitch, and it took just over an hour of work, spread out over the afternoon.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 17:28:11 +0000 2007","id_str":"284438322","full_text":"Walking out of the grocery last night with 40 lbs of salt and 4 cases of canning jars, the security guard asked me if I was making moonshine","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 21 16:13:08 +0000 2007","id_str":"284292272","full_text":"Did GMail's spam filters take the day off?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 22:33:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"282579072","full_text":"My golden ticket arrived! I'm on \"karl\". At the farmers market now, though, so can't kick the tires yet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 17:09:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"282017112","full_text":"Urg. This embedded HTML renderer doesn't support pseudoclasses. Now I don't feel so clever about hacking in some CSS.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 15:49:33 +0000 2007","id_str":"281855622","full_text":"\"Hi My name is kristie. I found your email on that dating site.\" -- uh.... that's not it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 20 15:47:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"281850902","full_text":"/me refreshes email like mad, looking for a golden ticket","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 18:55:39 +0000 2007","id_str":"279800492","full_text":"Writing embedded web pages using a java library called \"ezhtml\". The process is neither \"ez\" nor \"html\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 18:43:24 +0000 2007","id_str":"279780532","full_text":"Arrrrrr, Mateys! My daughter gets in on the fun: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/1347691883/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 17:30:05 +0000 2007","id_str":"279636872","full_text":"\"GPS\" for the iPhone: http://tinyurl.com/24xxny","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 01:47:22 +0000 2007","id_str":"278032102","full_text":"I can has more birthday cake?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 19 01:19:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"277984902","full_text":"Freezer is now full. With beef, pork, goat, lamb, and emu. Busy times ahead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 21:42:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"277646732","full_text":"Going to go pick up my hog. The future holds home-smoked bacon. And an attempt to make a parma ham.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 19:59:25 +0000 2007","id_str":"277464942","full_text":"I was about to be seriously impressed with http://mint.com -- but it's timing out like crazy. Looks very promising, though.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 16:45:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"277109522","full_text":"Somehow I missed the MC Frontalot had a video out for \"It Is Pitch Dark\": http://tinyurl.com/2apzrc","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 16:40:41 +0000 2007","id_str":"277099892","full_text":"Leftover potatoes and cabbage for lunch, from my first pressure cooker meal. The brisket has already been eaten.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 02:16:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"275667842","full_text":"Local leg of lamb roasted in a clay pot really hit the spot.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 18 01:34:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"275602862","full_text":"Watching the Bob Saget stand up special. Oh. My.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 17:57:35 +0000 2007","id_str":"274850382","full_text":"@gcatz: I tried to convert redmine for the Slingshot contest, but the code was too bad to get it done. The software itself looked decent ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 14:46:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"274466872","full_text":"Rails on Dreamhost. Will the fun never end?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 13:46:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"274340972","full_text":"@everyone: Thanks for the well wishes! If you were here, I'd share my cake.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 17 13:21:28 +0000 2007","id_str":"274293882","full_text":"Hanging one more year on the line.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 16 23:08:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"273112772","full_text":"Burnaby's fallen and can't get up. I really need to finish moving to my accelerator.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 14 23:23:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"269480632","full_text":"Sitting at the grocery parking lot, waiting for the OMG heavy thunderstorm to let up.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 14 17:25:08 +0000 2007","id_str":"268905112","full_text":"Got my $100 \"early adopter rebate\" from Apple. Time to order iLife '08 + ??","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 13 17:15:49 +0000 2007","id_str":"266515642","full_text":"12 quart pressure cooker just came in the mail. I'm looking forward to playing with it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 12 16:06:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"263978612","full_text":"Sitting on my tuffet, eating my curds and whey.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 12 15:33:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"263902622","full_text":"Making reservations to go camp on the beach. http://tinyurl.com/2bgd7d","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 12 01:11:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"262463022","full_text":"Making cottage cheese. Starting with milk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 11 18:19:05 +0000 2007","id_str":"261775522","full_text":"The Flaming Lips are playing at the OK City Zoo, on my computer, as I'm working. Over to the left, on the third monitor.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Sep 11 13:23:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"261185512","full_text":"New recipe idea: Chile Rellenos del Mar -- chiles stuffed with shrimp and fontina, egg battered, and pan dried.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 10 16:53:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"259242582","full_text":"Harvest party at my house: http://athens.locallygrown.net/market/index/1273","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 10 16:43:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"259227272","full_text":"My hog's going to the butcher tomorrow. I shall soon get more practice with charcuterie. Might make prosciutto.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 10 03:52:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"257823752","full_text":"Over $130,000 in locally grown food has been sold through locallygrown.net this year. Not bad for 7 months.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 09 23:26:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"257413912","full_text":"Tonight: Chile Rellenos stuffed with lamb and good cheese. Of course, everything local.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Sep 09 15:46:25 +0000 2007","id_str":"256778782","full_text":"Several eggplants just went in the oven. There is baba ghanouj in my future.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 03:12:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"254075122","full_text":"I keep my Bombay gin in the freezer for just such a night as this.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Sep 08 02:06:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"253987182","full_text":"Sweet, sweet martini.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 19:59:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"253526172","full_text":"RIP Madeleine L'Engle. I hope you're having fun with the Happy Medium.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 17:52:59 +0000 2007","id_str":"253323512","full_text":"Thanks for the $100, Mr. Jobs. It's much appreciated. I'd like to spend it on one of those, one of those, and one of ...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Sep 07 13:30:29 +0000 2007","id_str":"252815852","full_text":"Being the first one on the disc golf course in the morning means clearing away countless spider webs. With my face.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Sep 06 00:20:48 +0000 2007","id_str":"250045762","full_text":"Local grass-fed chicken fried steak and heirloom tomato sandwiches. Yeah, they're a winner.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 18:20:53 +0000 2007","id_str":"249436432","full_text":"Only $399 for the 8GB iPhone now? Geeze -- now everyone will get one.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 17:43:57 +0000 2007","id_str":"249344392","full_text":"The iPod I just bought as a gift last month is now $100 cheaper.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Sep 05 13:28:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"248775102","full_text":"I think morning disc golf will be a regular thing. I bought a yearly pass today, had a lot of fun. 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Shit. Portland? <a href=\"https://twitter.com/AaronMesh/status/868286554438901760\">https://twitter.com/AaronMesh/status/868286554438901760</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 25 22:12:19 +0000 2017","id_str":"867865941195063296","full_text":"Download 67,000 Historic Maps (in High Resolution) from the Wonderful David Rumsey Map Collection <a href=\"http://www.openculture.com/2016/04/download-67000-historic-maps-in-high-resolution-from-the-wonderful-david-rumsey-map-collection.html\">http://www.openculture.com/2016/04/download-67000-historic-maps-in-high-resolution-from-the-wonderful-david-rumsey-map-collection.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 25 14:24:46 +0000 2017","id_str":"867748280586956800","full_text":"OMG. I spit out my coffee. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/HarmfulOpinions/status/867684977038721025\">https://twitter.com/HarmfulOpinions/status/867684977038721025</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"2"},{"created_at":"Wed May 24 19:11:58 +0000 2017","id_str":"867458169181798400","full_text":"I’m looking for this potter, who sold at the 2012 Stone Mountain Highland Games but isn’t currently listed on the games’ website. Any ideas? <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/867458169181798400-DAnUmSPXcAAwTb-.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/867458169181798400-DAnUmSPXcAAwTb-.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 19:51:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"244907952","full_text":"Thinking of taking up running \"disc golf\" as an exercise regimen, inspired by Kim Stanley Robinson's latest trilogy. I bought a disc today.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 17:38:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"244707212","full_text":"Mexican lunch at The Grit. Loaded Nachos followed by a Choco Taco.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Sep 03 15:49:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"244537222","full_text":"Ordered a fresh batch of cheesemaking supplies: http://cheesemaking.com -- It's been a while, and I've several great sources for raw milk.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 31 17:10:20 +0000 2007","id_str":"239601242","full_text":"Tickets for TMBG in Athens Nov 1 have been aquired.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 30 17:00:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"237371662","full_text":"TomTom GPS on Woot.com right now is a steal. Hurry -- it's a woot-off!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 30 03:29:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"236106962","full_text":"Made a minor code change to locallygrown.net that will save me several hours a week in administrative overhead. 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Not bad for the first six months.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 22 21:33:07 +0000 2007","id_str":"221067862","full_text":"I've got a hankering to replay Dungeon Keeper. I'll have to find my disks.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 22 19:36:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"220872522","full_text":"I know many of my followers are Mac users. 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Might keep all instead of selling.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Aug 20 18:03:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"216392372","full_text":"New word for the day: crapulous","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 18 14:37:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"212808472","full_text":"The girl turns three. Chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast followed by a trip to grandma's house","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Aug 17 18:38:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"211415332","full_text":"At least two dreamhost servers are down, And their official offsite emergency status page? \"Error establishing a database connection\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 15 17:25:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"207716462","full_text":"Battlefleet for the iPhone is awesome: http://www.rogerkenny.com/battlefleet","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 14 00:40:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"204437732","full_text":"Making a lovely moussaka with all local ingredients. I discovered this dish a year ago, and it quickly became one of my faves.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 14 00:09:24 +0000 2007","id_str":"204392372","full_text":"After latest round of debt payoffs, our net worth is up to a negative $25K. As bad as that sounds, it's a *lot* better than three years ago.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Aug 12 22:24:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"202282922","full_text":"Five gallons of blackberry mead just went into the secondary carboy: http://flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/1096468829/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 23:32:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"200794572","full_text":"Canned 24 pints of roma tomatoes (with basil and garlic).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 04:23:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"199534982","full_text":"What the deuce? All the scans came out clean. Maybe HughesNet's bandwidth meter is broken?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 00:57:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"199293192","full_text":"HughesNet has us on lockdown for bandwidth abuse.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 00:56:01 +0000 2007","id_str":"199291232","full_text":"Making sure all the virus and malware scanners are up to date and firing off full scans. Something's not right.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Aug 11 00:49:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"199283452","full_text":"Wondering what on my computer might have downloaded 1.8Gigs of data overnight...","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Aug 08 13:43:41 +0000 2007","id_str":"194035242","full_text":"Closing Firefox so I can reclaim a full 2 gigs of memory. This is really getting out of hand.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 23:05:38 +0000 2007","id_str":"192782042","full_text":"What's worse that a presenter who reads his slides? One who stands between the overhead projector and the screen while he does it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Aug 07 19:07:49 +0000 2007","id_str":"192410952","full_text":"Waiting for the Apple Store to come back online. iNeed iWork.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Aug 02 03:28:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"181574732","full_text":"I ended up selling my entire supply of Caribe potatoes. That's OK. My favorite -- the German Butterballs -- have yet to be harvested.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 31 17:22:28 +0000 2007","id_str":"178708832","full_text":"Thanks to having to jump right in and do stuff, I can add BeanShell to my list of scripting languages I can write in. 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I'd invaded his sumac grove, I guess","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 24 00:24:39 +0000 2007","id_str":"164884892","full_text":"Just dug up the first heirloom potatoes of the season. Mmmmm mmmm!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jul 19 18:44:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"158035992","full_text":"Making a MySpace profile. *shudder*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jul 17 11:26:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"153933392","full_text":"New edit of my Food Network audition video: http://tinyurl.com/ysbbgn","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 01:43:21 +0000 2007","id_str":"151679732","full_text":"@everyone: Thanks for all your comments so far!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jul 16 01:41:07 +0000 2007","id_str":"151677562","full_text":"My first attempt at a final cut. I'll wait a few days before I submit it. http://tinyurl.com/27ebf9","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 15 18:59:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"151311612","full_text":"I'm sure glad iMovie is so easy to use, even for complete novices. I though it was going to take days or weeks to do this editing.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 15 16:50:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"151187302","full_text":"I've finished editing for length, and still have close-up footage to overlay. Critiques welcome! http://tinyurl.com/2h6moj","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 15 14:44:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"151053772","full_text":"The second cut is only 45 seconds too long. It's time to start removing frames... http://tinyurl.com/2ao6uz","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 15 13:28:52 +0000 2007","id_str":"150975072","full_text":"Here's the first very rough cut. It's six minutes too long. http://tinyurl.com/yo298e","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 22:58:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"150232242","full_text":"The cooktop still had problems, but I can edit down the long cooking times.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 22:56:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"150230512","full_text":"Filming's done! Now I've got a half-hour of footage to edit down to three minutes. Time to learn iMovie!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 21:52:24 +0000 2007","id_str":"150178422","full_text":"Here is my \"set\": http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/811552562/","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 20:48:35 +0000 2007","id_str":"150124572","full_text":"The sun's come out. We'll wait until the garden is in shadow to do the second take. 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Adding a side dish of sauteed squash and zucchini -- just picked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 18:40:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"150003052","full_text":"Starting to prep the food. The final tape can only be three minutes long, so the chopping all must be done ahead.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 18:27:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"149990492","full_text":"Getting my \"set\" ready (a table in the garden), checking out \"wardrobe\" (my closet).","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 17:57:18 +0000 2007","id_str":"149960952","full_text":"Garden's mowed, noodles are made. Just waiting on a little storm to blow by before I set up my outdoor kitchen and start filming.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 15:49:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"149827272","full_text":"Mowing and making the gardens look nice for the film shoot.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jul 14 03:31:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"149172642","full_text":"Homemade egg noodle dough for my Food Network audition tomorrow is done: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ewagoner/804647052/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jul 13 16:24:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"148475612","full_text":"If the weather holds, I'm still on track to film my Food Network audition video tomorrow. 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AT&T still says they are \"having trouble meeting the unprecedented demand\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jul 01 00:27:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"128449522","full_text":"AT&T is having massive problems activating new iPhones. What was supposed to take 3 minutes is now \"24-48 hours\".","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 30 17:09:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"128047432","full_text":"So... yeah. I got one. Turns out it really *was* the fiscally responsible thing to do.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 30 17:08:59 +0000 2007","id_str":"128046892","full_text":"Stopped by the AT&T store. Turns out I don't need a few optional items I had on my account. Result: iPhone was cheaper, so I'll make $120.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 29 22:19:54 +0000 2007","id_str":"126897312","full_text":"40 people or so in line. Doors just opened. Maybe i'll just get one online.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 13:22:59 +0000 2007","id_str":"124579922","full_text":"Hmm... then again, the things I use my laptop for in that case could almost all be done on the iPhone.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 28 13:21:46 +0000 2007","id_str":"124578512","full_text":"Ah... here's the deal breaker: \"Can the iPhone serve as a wireless modem for my laptop? No.\" I do this too often with my SE phone to switch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 27 13:58:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"123055222","full_text":"woot.com is very tempting today. I've been eyeing that model for some time now.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 27 13:23:07 +0000 2007","id_str":"123005252","full_text":"Large Cafe Cubano Lette -- Four shots of espresso brewed together with sugar in the raw, mixed with steamed milk. Good stuff!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 27 02:10:14 +0000 2007","id_str":"122289622","full_text":"If you missed the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special, here it is: http://tinyurl.com/yqpvl2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 26 15:23:22 +0000 2007","id_str":"121632272","full_text":"1.2GB of podcasts now down to a mere 46MB. That took quite a bit of listening.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Jun 26 14:32:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"121578032","full_text":"If I get an iPhone, the new prices are actually cheaper than my current rates. 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Might have to throw in the towel, unless there's an extension.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jun 14 15:39:51 +0000 2007","id_str":"104451322","full_text":"My locallygrown.net software inspired a new state law just passed in Tennessee that makes things easier for their farmers to sell locally!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 22:29:57 +0000 2007","id_str":"103471822","full_text":"Almost time to board. The security line is at the gate. Walk through the X-ray and right onto the plane.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 21:42:08 +0000 2007","id_str":"103432462","full_text":"Nice. The only food source at the airport just closed. Good thing I ate all that catfish.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 21:35:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"103425482","full_text":"At the airport. Wondering how to connect to this wifi hotspot I see but can't use.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 17:08:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"103209332","full_text":"The trouble with cat fish is five or six days later you're hungry again.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 17:05:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"103205852","full_text":"Sitting down to a mess of cat fish before I head back to Georgia.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 03:46:59 +0000 2007","id_str":"102357812","full_text":"/me casts an eye at BoxRoom -- http://boxroom.rubyforge.org/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 03:02:36 +0000 2007","id_str":"102311982","full_text":"Crap! redmine used \"created_on\" when it should have used \"created_at\" throughout. I think choosing it for the Slingshot contest was bad idea","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 00:21:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"102157522","full_text":"It's my last night in Louisiana. This visit was not near as nice as my last one. I'm far from the storm paths, but the place seems defeated.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 13 00:16:56 +0000 2007","id_str":"102153052","full_text":"Found some good boudin. The town I'm in... is a sad, sad place. The first person I met was a uniformed officer bumming change for a coke.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 15:05:20 +0000 2007","id_str":"99921062","full_text":"Finally boarding.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 14:39:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"99883522","full_text":"They say they found the plane, but now it is delayed at least an hour.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 11 14:19:03 +0000 2007","id_str":"99857232","full_text":"At the atlanta airport. Delta is playing \"hide the airplane\". At my 5th gate.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Jun 06 21:48:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"93868722","full_text":"Hey, Firefox -- 670MB of RAM? Really?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 04 17:13:31 +0000 2007","id_str":"90823962","full_text":"Wait a minute... How does she know Barney by name? Must talk to the wife.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 04 16:14:42 +0000 2007","id_str":"90754022","full_text":"The new kite line reel makes me think I'm fishing. Especially since the kite is a 4ft long clown fish.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Jun 04 00:32:45 +0000 2007","id_str":"89824482","full_text":"Spooky late evening thunderstorm. The sun is setting and is below the cloud line, so we've got full sunlight during the height of the storm.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 02 19:32:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"88433802","full_text":"One of my daughter's favorite naptime musical selections is the Civilization IV soundtrack.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 02 17:06:11 +0000 2007","id_str":"88307162","full_text":"At the park with the girl, dropping rocks in the stream off the foot bridge.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jun 02 02:57:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"87610422","full_text":"Went to the Peabody award party when the BBC version won it. No one here knew of it yet, so I cleaned up the trivia contest and won the DVDs","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jun 01 19:20:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"87198442","full_text":"Donovan and Bobby Gentry together at last: http://tinyurl.com/22uyt2","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon May 28 00:22:26 +0000 2007","id_str":"80922222","full_text":"Tracking my progress porting redMine to Slingshot using my ported copy of redMine itself on my accelerator. Too meta? http://www.inmyname.us","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 27 16:33:50 +0000 2007","id_str":"80583192","full_text":"The Flaming Lips were on TV last night. The Tivo got it, and Vivian has requested it 3 times today. She's not 3 yet, and already a fan.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun May 27 14:52:23 +0000 2007","id_str":"80485562","full_text":"10:50 am and already drenched in sweat. 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It's here! http://8.12.34.86/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 24 17:41:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"76856572","full_text":"Accelerator, accelerator, wherefore art thou accelerator?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 24 00:01:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"75899352","full_text":"Just had six tacos in anticipation of an accelerator heading my way. Now out to harvest five pounds of mixed heirloom lettuces before dark.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 23 17:54:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"75545962","full_text":"\"I'm employee of the month. Number one crumb making sun of a gun. I just need one sandwich and I'm set all day for making crumbs.\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed May 23 01:50:03 +0000 2007","id_str":"74650922","full_text":"The secret to making the most amazing homemade strawberry ice cream (besides local berries, cream, and milk)? 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Now that was a show!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 03:11:04 +0000 2007","id_str":"25319121","full_text":"Can one suffocate on confetti?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 02:17:03 +0000 2007","id_str":"25274521","full_text":"Can't tweet. I'm having a seizure.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 01:57:35 +0000 2007","id_str":"25258231","full_text":"The 10 foot tall dancing santa and lizard man are a nice touch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 01:39:18 +0000 2007","id_str":"25242651","full_text":"Their entrance is incredibly over the top awesome.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Apr 12 01:27:35 +0000 2007","id_str":"25233501","full_text":"My god! 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That was fun!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 30 17:43:02 +0000 2007","id_str":"16052841","full_text":"*adds up bills*... *looks at paycheck* ... uh-oh.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 29 21:02:00 +0000 2007","id_str":"15350131","full_text":"Handing out veggies (and milk, and cheese, and eggs, and mushrooms, and ...)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 28 22:07:21 +0000 2007","id_str":"14582091","full_text":"Drinking local rye ale and writing ruby -- a perfect evening?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 27 23:18:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"13920971","full_text":"If heaven doesn't have cinnamon toast with freshly churned butter, I don't want to go.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 27 20:17:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"13831781","full_text":"Just letting my peeps know I'm doing OK and am having an OK day :)","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 27 18:02:43 +0000 2007","id_str":"13747501","full_text":"I've decided: A slice of chocolate cake is a nice addition to an in-office lunch.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 26 22:58:37 +0000 2007","id_str":"13285161","full_text":"Ran out of farm fresh raw milk and had to buy store milk. Not the same!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 25 02:13:30 +0000 2007","id_str":"12296891","full_text":"Just churned a pound and a half of butter.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 22 03:43:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"10845611","full_text":"Peter Buck was never my favorite but it is always a joy to watch him play.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 22 03:24:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"10838421","full_text":"Yes, it is Fred.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 22 03:02:24 +0000 2007","id_str":"10831361","full_text":"Fred Schnieder just walked in. 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I have friends!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 21:18:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"7928811","full_text":"I had IE7 pinned, but will let it live to fight me another day.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 14 17:01:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"7847551","full_text":"Diet Black Cherry Big K came up on the office free soda / Russian roulette gizmo. *Shudder*","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 08 20:33:06 +0000 2007","id_str":"5939088","full_text":"Currently touring farms way down in south Georgia.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 08 20:32:24 +0000 2007","id_str":"5939073","full_text":"There is a monument and museum at the spot where Jefferson Davis was captured.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 19:32:15 +0000 2007","id_str":"5911478","full_text":"After three days of no computer, I've stolen a motherboard from another computer and am now up and running. Just in time to take the next tw","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Mar 07 00:13:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"5891212","full_text":"In Atlanta, talkin' Ruby and Rails, eatin' pizza.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 05 13:48:10 +0000 2007","id_str":"5851189","full_text":"Walking into the office to find a dead computer is not a good omen for the week. Knowing I will be rich by the weekend will get me through (","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 18:36:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"5834234","full_text":"Hey -- what happened to the swings? Where'd they go?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 04 17:11:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"5833072","full_text":"Off to the park for a little swinging before nap time.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 01 18:38:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"5776399","full_text":"Eric's Tip: Don't walk to lunch when there are thunderstorms in the area. Especially without an umbrella. Wide-brimmed leather cowboy hats d","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 28 15:42:57 +0000 2007","id_str":"5753577","full_text":"Twitter syndicated to the weblog via RSS -- nice!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 27 19:20:25 +0000 2007","id_str":"5733568","full_text":"I need start implementing my own \"Taco Tuesdays\"","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 23 18:19:17 +0000 2007","id_str":"5662994","full_text":"10th row center section for the Flaming Lips in Athens","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 23 02:25:48 +0000 2007","id_str":"5651638","full_text":"Oh athens, how I love thee!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 22 20:44:18 +0000 2007","id_str":"5646708","full_text":"Done teaching. Must still socialize for a few more hours. Then: Glorious sleep!<br>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 20 22:06:14 +0000 2007","id_str":"5611691","full_text":"16 hours of teaching done. 16 to go!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 19 12:41:33 +0000 2007","id_str":"5585243","full_text":"today is the first of four days of teaching day-long classes","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 19 00:44:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"5578072","full_text":"Two beds are now prepped and planted! Peas, carrots, radishes, beets, and turnips.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 17 22:16:32 +0000 2007","id_str":"5561601","full_text":"Finished prepping the first garden bed. Can plant peas tomorrow!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 17 02:30:19 +0000 2007","id_str":"5549867","full_text":"Good god! How didn't I know how well martinis and squares of dark chocolate go together until now?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 17 02:16:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"5549710","full_text":"Ahhhhhh.... there it is.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 17 01:17:47 +0000 2007","id_str":"5549005","full_text":"Where's my gin?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 16 00:45:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"5530834","full_text":"Why does the truck behind me need four headlights?","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 13 18:42:20 +0000 2007","id_str":"5483356","full_text":"The septic has been sucked. Repeat: the septic has been sucked.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 12 21:54:14 +0000 2007","id_str":"5466365","full_text":"Finally able to syndicate all my various weblog entries back into my main weblog so it doesn't look I've fallen off the planet.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 12 21:53:33 +0000 2007","id_str":"5466356","full_text":"Finally able to syndicate all my various weblogs back into my main weblog so it doesn't look I","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 10 16:23:49 +0000 2007","id_str":"5412366","full_text":"Fixing a leaky septic system, step one: find the septic system","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 09 18:04:48 +0000 2007","id_str":"5394751","full_text":"Developers vs. Marketers -- The Eternal Battle","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Feb 08 18:04:12 +0000 2007","id_str":"5373999","full_text":"The Targus Ultra Mini Mouse for Mac is so tiny, I could swallow it.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 07 15:01:55 +0000 2007","id_str":"5353048","full_text":"My AirPort Extreme came today -- woo hoo!","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 07 14:23:20 +0000 2007","id_str":"5352517","full_text":"I got an email from Jim Kunstler this morning. Hopefully word will soon be going out about locallygrown.net in a big way.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 07 13:57:13 +0000 2007","id_str":"5352202","full_text":"Experiencing the joys of engine repair.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 06 20:59:58 +0000 2007","id_str":"5341654","full_text":"Off to AtlRUG -- http://atlrug.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Feb 06 20:01:34 +0000 2007","id_str":"5340935","full_text":"New market in the works: http://www.crosstimberscoop.org/","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 05 16:28:38 +0000 2007","id_str":"5324571","full_text":"Off to lunch and help solve the global sustainability crisis -- http://thwink.org","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 05 14:13:40 +0000 2007","id_str":"5323042","full_text":"Welcoming \"Moore Farms and Friends\" to the locallygrown.net system: http://moorefarms.locallygrown.net","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 27 19:08:44 +0000 2007","id_str":"4324333","full_text":"At home, puttering, watching fraggles with the young 'un.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 11 21:18:27 +0000 2017","id_str":"862778957749530624","full_text":"Wait, what? They’re just coming right out and saying it now? Out loud? <a href=\"https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/862777190030725122\">https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/862777190030725122</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu May 11 02:22:20 +0000 2017","id_str":"862493044444213249","full_text":"This is the age of miracle and wonder. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/862477423744606208\">https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/862477423744606208</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 06 15:53:07 +0000 2017","id_str":"860885145917829120","full_text":"Today I return my car to the lying liars at Volkswagen. The one requirement is I drive it there. For the 1st time in 8 years it won’t start.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat May 06 05:36:52 +0000 2017","id_str":"860730061862965250","full_text":"I’ve never watched two people work together as wonderfully as Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood on their Masterclass baking series. #lifegoals","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 05 02:16:59 +0000 2017","id_str":"860317368559558656","full_text":"JFC. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/KillerMartinis/status/860302472404979712\">https://twitter.com/KillerMartinis/status/860302472404979712</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri May 05 01:21:23 +0000 2017","id_str":"860303376512425985","full_text":"Overcast is the most-used app on my phone, and will stay that way. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/860297684418277376\">https://twitter.com/marcoarment/status/860297684418277376</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri May 05 00:35:41 +0000 2017","id_str":"860291875525230593","full_text":"“This isn’t a personal endorsement of evil, but I want to drink the dark beers” is something I had to say tonight because of Star Wars day.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue May 02 19:09:16 +0000 2017","id_str":"859484955482705920","full_text":"“Picture yourself on a sand-covered planet /<br>The jawas find droids your uncle then buys …”<br><br>These are fantastic!<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8s6sSjUyaxUk3mCUqiNuJiMNxs9QdthO\">https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8s6sSjUyaxUk3mCUqiNuJiMNxs9QdthO</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 29 17:07:13 +0000 2017","id_str":"858367076637057025","full_text":"Whoa. The next town up the interstate is hosting a world-class Tolkien event this fall? *starts jumping up and down* <a href=\"https://twitter.com/JRRTolkien/status/858364632427319296\">https://twitter.com/JRRTolkien/status/858364632427319296</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Apr 28 01:31:33 +0000 2017","id_str":"857769219064254466","full_text":"\"most Senate staff ID cards have a picture of a chip printed on them rather than an actual chip\" Good lord. <a href=\"https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3675403/cUt-5DPB.pdf\">https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3675403/cUt-5DPB.pdf</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 09 05:32:10 +0000 2017","id_str":"850944403120246784","full_text":"I might be barely treading water on everything else in my life, but I just filed my taxes so my sense of accomplishment is strong.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Apr 03 01:13:29 +0000 2017","id_str":"848704978176880645","full_text":"The 1st copy of the 1st edition of the game Diplomacy, auctioned from the creator’s estate, just sold for $5,234, a full $5,034 past my bid.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Apr 02 01:09:01 +0000 2017","id_str":"848341466011357185","full_text":"Juniper calls “!” escalation points. Which isn’t wrong, really.","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Apr 01 02:03:18 +0000 2017","id_str":"847992740600262656","full_text":"Looks like I’ve got a new favorite Puddles Pity Party video. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/6bfPwtUTP4k\">https://youtu.be/6bfPwtUTP4k</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 27 23:24:26 +0000 2017","id_str":"846503206641373184","full_text":"I’ll never afford it once the world finds out, but for now I’m the high bidder of #1 of 200 of the first edition of my favorite board game.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Mar 26 14:48:40 +0000 2017","id_str":"846011022968270848","full_text":"You know what? You don’t have to love your body. <a href=\"https://ihavenoteeth.com/2015/08/13/you-dont-have-to-love-your-body/\">https://ihavenoteeth.com/2015/08/13/you-dont-have-to-love-your-body/</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 25 19:11:39 +0000 2017","id_str":"845714817709195264","full_text":"Yoga at one brewery followed by an eclectic  craft fair at another. I wonder what’s happening at Athens’ third brewery today?","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 25 19:06:02 +0000 2017","id_str":"845713403054342146","full_text":"OH: “Here’s the thing. You show up at 6:30 in the morning, hung over, smelling like vomit, and it’s fine.”<br><br>Know what’s better? Sleeping.","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 25 18:19:10 +0000 2017","id_str":"845701607232851968","full_text":"Women sitting in public are not quest-givers in a WoW game, signaling the start of mission “GET INTO THEIR PANTS”. <a href=\"http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2017/03/its-not-harassment-if-the-guys-attractive-thats-so-unfair/\">http://www.theferrett.com/ferrettworks/2017/03/its-not-harassment-if-the-guys-attractive-thats-so-unfair/</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"3"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 24 06:05:39 +0000 2017","id_str":"845154623270768640","full_text":"Oh, here’s a pleasant surprise: Liam Lynch has a new album out. Thanks, @lynchland! <a href=\"https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjOvgxIq-fE\">https://youtube.com/watch?v=RjOvgxIq-fE</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 23 23:03:22 +0000 2017","id_str":"845048353826263040","full_text":"“Man found nude, high on PCP killed two people after minivan rap battle” <br><br>Oh, Florida… wait, it’s Missouri?<br><br><a href=\"http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article140117433.html\">http://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article140117433.html</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Tue Mar 14 04:22:29 +0000 2017","id_str":"841504783177547776","full_text":"This is oddly wonderful and wonderfully odd. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/vihartvihart/status/841500187084247040\">https://twitter.com/vihartvihart/status/841500187084247040</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Mon Mar 13 14:32:00 +0000 2017","id_str":"841295786109485058","full_text":"Flecks of Extraterrestrial Dust, All Over the Roof: “My microscope is a telescope. It gives you a big picture.” <a href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/10/science/space-dust-on-earth.html?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email\">https://www.nytimes.com/2017/03/10/science/space-dust-on-earth.html?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=email</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 10 14:04:42 +0000 2017","id_str":"840201753362604032","full_text":"I do ok financially, keep the basic bills paid, but I wonder if I’ll ever be able to go to an optometrist and afford the glasses there.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Mar 09 04:25:35 +0000 2017","id_str":"839693623914455040","full_text":"“Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime” is a co-op space adventure, is absolutely adorable, and is what will make me get a third Xbox controller.","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 04 19:12:38 +0000 2017","id_str":"838104920700125184","full_text":"Juniper: “If Van Morrison is on YouTube, I will subscribe and like.”<br><br>So no worries on attracting another generation of fans, @vanmorrison.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 04 14:51:18 +0000 2017","id_str":"838039153220677632","full_text":"March fourth? March forth!","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sat Mar 04 06:51:24 +0000 2017","id_str":"837918381881888768","full_text":"Fleabag on Amazon is some good television. Six short episodes that are very raunchy, funny, and bitingly affecting. <a href=\"http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/fleabag-amazon-different-from-anything-else-on-tv.html\">http://www.vulture.com/2016/09/fleabag-amazon-different-from-anything-else-on-tv.html</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Mar 03 12:15:03 +0000 2017","id_str":"837637441997705217","full_text":"\"The trials of their relationship are worth bearing, because Frog and Toad are most content when they’re together.\" <a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/frog-and-toad-an-amphibious-celebration-of-same-sex-love\">http://www.newyorker.com/books/page-turner/frog-and-toad-an-amphibious-celebration-of-same-sex-love</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 27 21:24:31 +0000 2017","id_str":"836326169460998145","full_text":"Still tickled to be part of this fine group of humans. I tell people it’s like being part of the A-Team, if they were developers. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/836322598506151936\">https://twitter.com/iinteractive/status/836322598506151936</a>","favorite_count":"5","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 15 19:26:16 +0000 2017","id_str":"831947755824230400","full_text":"Watching David Tennant’s face as he receives an award he didn’t know he was getting is pretty fantastic. <a href=\"https://youtu.be/Li_WIjv53pI\">https://youtu.be/Li_WIjv53pI</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Feb 13 02:39:48 +0000 2017","id_str":"830969694899298306","full_text":"It’s just the tallest dam in the United States, nbd. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ABC/status/830945593459478529\">https://twitter.com/ABC/status/830945593459478529</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 05:06:04 +0000 2017","id_str":"830281727335657478","full_text":"Mission accomplished. <div class=\"gallery\"><ul><li><a href=\"../../tweets_media/830281727335657478-C4XA0M_XAAABZ2x.jpg\"><img src=\"../../tweets_media/830281727335657478-C4XA0M_XAAABZ2x.jpg\"></a></li></ul></div>","favorite_count":"6","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 11 02:20:10 +0000 2017","id_str":"830239978370265088","full_text":"Tonight’s mission: make a birthday cake that looks like a calico cat.","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Feb 04 03:53:48 +0000 2017","id_str":"827726825585508352","full_text":"I just learned this remarkable trio is playing at my regular coffee shop in two weeks, and I’m stoked. #hendershots <a href=\"https://youtu.be/BMVJbAObEQM\">https://youtu.be/BMVJbAObEQM</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Feb 03 15:37:18 +0000 2017","id_str":"827541481804161025","full_text":"I work from home. <br><br><a href=\"http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-work-from-home\">http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/i-work-from-home</a>","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"4"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 02:55:59 +0000 2017","id_str":"826625114863181826","full_text":"Filibuster vigilantly<br>My name is blue canary one note spelled l-I-t-e<br><br><a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r31rDG08qi8\">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r31rDG08qi8</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Wed Feb 01 00:20:39 +0000 2017","id_str":"826586019944341504","full_text":"Well, crap. We’ve lost one of the good ones.<br><br>Rest easy, John. <br><br><a href=\"http://infohost.nmt.edu/~shipman/\">http://infohost.nmt.edu/~shipman/</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 29 20:23:14 +0000 2017","id_str":"825801497564811264","full_text":"OH at a TN rest area:<br><br>Stall 1: “I tell you what, this is John Wayne toilet paper.”<br>2: “It sure is.”<br>1: “Won’t take shit from anyone.”","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 29 01:24:22 +0000 2017","id_str":"825514891113017346","full_text":"Shameful. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/825493670032003072\">https://twitter.com/ericgeller/status/825493670032003072</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Sat Jan 28 22:36:15 +0000 2017","id_str":"825472586033274880","full_text":"I’m out of state and can’t be there, but I’m hopeful protesters have gone to Hartsfield-Jackson today. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/ellywyu/status/825463312179671040\">https://twitter.com/ellywyu/status/825463312179671040</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 27 19:56:24 +0000 2017","id_str":"825069969528520704","full_text":"Ok, Athens. It’s our move again. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/675803612149211136\">https://twitter.com/mathowie/status/675803612149211136</a>","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 27 15:04:10 +0000 2017","id_str":"824996425947815936","full_text":"I’m at an Ag conference and have already heard of USDA scientists who had to cancel presentations while en route due to this gag order. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/thehill/status/824248963905843200\">https://twitter.com/thehill/status/824248963905843200</a>","favorite_count":"0","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 27 13:56:57 +0000 2017","id_str":"824979510709870592","full_text":"OH: “Facebook owns instagram. Twitter had Vine. The big ones own the little ones, that’s how it is. Except Eric. He still owns his.” #mogul","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 26 01:06:02 +0000 2017","id_str":"824423117061775362","full_text":"Me, constantly: <br>Look on my Twitter feed, and despair! <br>Nothing beside remains. Round the decay <br>Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare…","favorite_count":"3","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 20 17:03:04 +0000 2017","id_str":"822489634827599877","full_text":"The seventh angel poured out his bowl into the air, and out of the temple came a loud voice from the throne, saying, \"It is done!\"","favorite_count":"4","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Thu Jan 19 00:57:12 +0000 2017","id_str":"821884175749890052","full_text":"I wonder when the last KKK rally was in D.C. Gonna have to reset that “days since…” counter. <a href=\"https://twitter.com/stayvictorious/status/821847829136207872\">https://twitter.com/stayvictorious/status/821847829136207872</a>","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"},{"created_at":"Fri Jan 13 05:23:01 +0000 2017","id_str":"819776744181772289","full_text":"Did you know there are free roaming lemurs on an island off the Georgia coast? Follow Jen as she takes care of them! <a href=\"http://nekonoir.wixsite.com/sevenonsaintcats\">http://nekonoir.wixsite.com/sevenonsaintcats</a>","favorite_count":"2","retweet_count":"1"},{"created_at":"Mon Jan 09 05:11:08 +0000 2017","id_str":"818324203917164544","full_text":"One of the most photographed trees in the world -- the iconic centuries old tunnel redwood -- has fallen. <br><br><a href=\"http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/08/california-storm-topples-historic-pioneer-cabin-tree/\">http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/01/08/california-storm-topples-historic-pioneer-cabin-tree/</a>","favorite_count":"7","retweet_count":"15"},{"created_at":"Sun Jan 08 17:01:43 +0000 2017","id_str":"818140641276424197","full_text":"Came up to the kitchen to find a mess of potting soil, oil, olive brine, and broken glass. As well as a particularly frazzled cat.","favorite_count":"1","retweet_count":"0"}]