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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2000-09-14T02:24:01'
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title: I got my first paycheck
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I got my first paycheck from my [super-secret second job](http://www.shoneysrestaurants.com/mystery_shopper_application.htm) yesterday. I can't give the specifics, because I'll get fired, but it involves only eating food. I get paid to eat. It's a dream job, except my pay is $30 a month, maximum. Maybe it's something I can build on. The beginnings of a multi-national getting-paid-to-eat gravy train. Mmmmm..... gravy.....