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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2000-05-16T09:21:56'
draft: false
title: Hey! You put your Björk
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Hey! You put your Björk in my Shuttlecocks!  
No, you put your Shuttlecocks in my Björk!  
<...listens to [the MP3 or realaudio](http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-bjorksong.html)...>  
Not bad! It's a quantum physics love song! "_If only she'd let me, her love I would hork. Oh Björk, oh Björk, oh Björk!_ "