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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2000-03-24T12:31:36'
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title: Do you love pickles? If
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[Do you love pickles?](http://www.ilovepickles.org/) If so, maybe [these earrings](http://www.ilovepickles.org/shop/earrings.html) are for you. If you're not sure about your feelings for pickles, maybe this [peck of perfectly plausible pickle facts](http://www.culinary.net/cgi-bin/security.cgi?ifstempbillboardsmar00marchpickles) will help you decide. "_Good pickles have an audible crunch at 10 paces. This can be measured at "crunch-off" using the "scientific" device known as the Audible Crunch Meter. Pickles that can be heard at only one pace are known as denture dills._ "