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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '1999-12-21T02:31:45'
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title: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the
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[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Earth Edition](http://www.h2g2.com) just sent me a [Christmas card](http://www.h2g2.com/A225712), and so of course I'll pass it all on to you. They do their best to explain the 12 Days of Christmas song. Of course, you can buy everything mentioned in the song [on the web for only $3,907.60](https://www.webcertificate.com:443/webcert/12_days_xmas.asp?mscssid=FF60GXSTNXS12JH000AKHDFC9EQMEHL8). Bless the web! Bless it!