--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '1999-09-08T08:16:30' draft: false title: New newsletter from the Landover --- New newsletter from the [Landover Baptist Church](http://www.landoverbaptist.org), featuring this story: _Hundreds of Corpses Flown In From Turkey's Earthquake For Use In This Year's Halloween Hell House! To scare the living Hell out of unsaved children on The Devil's Birthday, Landover plans for authentic Christian Haunted House. "Real blood! Real Corpses! Real Guns! You'll wet your pants and beg for salvation!"_