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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2003-02-06T05:11:42'
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title: Mammoth Blanket
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One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the [mammoths will soon be here](http://animal.discovery.com/news/afp/20030205/mammothclone.html). And I, for one, welcome our new wooly overlords. I'd like to remind them as a trusted internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their [icy buttercup farms](http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ranch/5914/artic.woollymammoth.html).