--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '2002-08-19T12:06:26' draft: false title: Shop at KMart, go to jail --- Lesson learned in Houston, Texas yesterday: shop at a 24-hour KMart in the middle of the night, [go directly to jail](http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/topstory2/1539629). If you're a 10-year-old girl having a late dinner with your father at the next door Sonic, well, it's off to jail with you, too.