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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2000-08-22T01:04:57'
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title: Barney Greinke is a nuclear
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Barney Greinke is a nuclear tourist, driving around the country on a tour of the cold war. His objective: to visit the many "Battlefields of World War III" that lie scattered across the USA. In September 1998 he [visited the missile silos of Montana](http://www.tabloid.net/1998/09/15/barney_980915.html), and got a chance to "be a guest" of the FBI and Air Force security officers. All turns out well. . . or does it?