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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2000-06-14T02:06:24'
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title: As the Shuttlecocks move from
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As the Shuttlecocks move from one place to another, they are giving us repeats. Today's is the classic [So Speaks Randon](http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-randon.html): _And your foot massagers! By Grignr, what sort of softling invalids are the people of your world that they need foot massage mats with eleven intensity settings? Even the most gout-ridden, feeble merchant of my world would ask for no more than eight intensity settings, and the strong warriors of my tribe require only five!_