--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '2000-04-17T10:45:46' draft: false title: I've been tapped to direct --- I've been tapped to direct and play the title role in a [1-act rock opera](http://jurgen.abl.com:9673/dictatortots/955981258/index_html) featuring the music of the Athens based wondergroup [the Dictatortots](http://www.worldofbeverage.net/music/dictatortots/). As a 6 foot 2 inch straight man, the band thinks I'm the perfect person to play the role of "a homosexual leprechaun who discovers the wider world".