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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '2000-04-06T12:17:51'
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title: Given that more and more
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Given that more and more people are tuning to the web as their primary source of information, it's good to know that there's a page devoted entirely to [jamming a pair of scissors repeatedly into your crotch](http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/). Thanks to Kim and Jen for emailing this to me.