--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '2000-02-11T09:34:58' draft: false title: From the Brunching Shuttlecocks, it's --- From the Brunching Shuttlecocks, it's [Simple Things You Can Do To Save The Earth From An Asteroid](http://www.brunching.com/features/feature-saveearth.html): _**Project Jumping China --** "What's that racket!" "Why it's those damn Chinese folk, jumping up and down to save the world. Again." "Well can't they keep it down? Hee-Haw's on!"_