--- author: Eric Wagoner date: '2000-02-07T09:03:12' draft: false title: Mmmm.... Toastchee. Lance Snacks has --- Mmmm.... [Toastchee](http://www.lancesnacks.com/). Lance Snacks has finally established a web presence. According to the nifty animated gif at the top of their page, we're expected to consume about 3000 calories a day of between-meal snacks. I can't afford to buy that many honeybuns, but thankfully, they're [giving away free samples](http://www.lancesnacks.com/FSI.htm) of their new sugar wafers. Sugar wafers make great coffee stirrers, you know.