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author: Eric Wagoner
date: '1999-09-20T03:41:15'
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title: Oh my, this is too
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Oh my, this is too funny. I hate to use a phrase like "too funny," but this really is.  
  
_We, the Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corporation are in love... with you!_  
  
Call 1-800-578-7453. It's the customer line for Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corp, the makers of Kool & Lucky Strike. Asked an incredulous executive at another tobacco company, "What are they smokin'?"  
  
Call the number, and then [read about it.](http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPlate/1999-09/18/053l-091899-idx.html)